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{\an8}[ music ]

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{\an8}[ Piper and Henry groan ]

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{\an8}- How long are we gonna be stuck
in this stupid elevator?!

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{\an8}- I dunno...
but while we're here,

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{\an8}we may as well do
what everyone does

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{\an8}when they're stuck in elevators.

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{\an8}- Think back about
hilarious memories?

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{\an8}- Exactly.
- Okay, I'll start.

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{\an8}Remember that time
we went to Hawaii

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{\an8}and our family got cursed
by the--

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{\an8}[ elevator dings ]

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{\an8}- Huh.
Would you look at that.

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{\an8}- Hmm.

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{\an8}- Guess we don't have to spend
any time sitting around

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{\an8}remembering things now.

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{\an8}- Good!
- Right?

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{\an8}[ Noise from
somewhere in the ceiling ]

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{\an8}- What the dust?

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{\an8}- Probably just some
mole people.

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{\an8}- Hmm?

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{\an8}- Probably just
some mole people.

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{\an8}- Mole people aren't real.
- Yeah they are.

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They were at our house.
- Shut up!

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- You don't remember this?
They were!

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I'm serious...

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- Mole people are everywhere!

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- You moles gotta
get out of here.

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- Oh, do we?
- Yeah.

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- Time to mash up
some guacamole!

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- Yaaahh!

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- Look!
Another land loser!

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- Alright. Okay. Fine.

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You're sleep texting, okay?
Right this way.

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I love you. Goodbye!

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{\an8}- How did I miss that?

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{\an8}- You were sleep texting.

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{\an8}- What else did I miss?

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{\an8}- When you were sleep texting?

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{\an8}- No! Before I found out
you were Kid Danger.

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{\an8}What else did I miss?

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{\an8}- You missed a lot.

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{\an8}- Tell me everything.

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- Shall we?

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- Let's blow some bubbles
and fight some crime!

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[ music ]

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- Call it.
- Up the tubes!

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Zoom! Zoom!
Zoom!

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To the moon!
Moon! Moon!

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- Tooobowww!
- Tooobowww!

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- Honey, I'm hoooomeeee

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oh man I just ate a lot of
frozen yogurt, give me a second.

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♪ Good morning to you,
good morning to you! ♪

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- Nah nah nah nah nah nah.

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- Hello, Time Jerker.

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- Daahhh!

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- Game on, Captain Man.

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- Ahhhhhhh!

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We're going to space!
- I know. It's so fun!

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[ laughs ]

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- Wwhhaaattt?!

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- Yaaahhh!

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- Ggggrrrrr!
- Aaahhhh!!!!

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- Big bite...
- Whoo!

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[ crowd gasps ]

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- It happened again!
- Are you just doing this

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to get attention?
- Yeah.

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[ music ]

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- Ha-ha yeah!
Whoo!

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[ lion roars ]

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[ music ]

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- Wait, no. You better not,
no no no.

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Owww!

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- Ah-choo!

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- [ gags ]
In my mouth!

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I'm trying to drive!
- Aahhh!

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Muh-lala.

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- Ahhhh!

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{\an8}- Everybody keep panicking.

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- Oh. Kay!

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Ah ah ahh!

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Catch me!

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- Oh my god! Is that--

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- [ burps ]
I'm ohhhh-kay!

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- Yeah!

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- Whoo!

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- That was a lot.

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- I'm honestly surprised
I'm still alive.

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- I surprised Mom and Dad
never found out.

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- Well Piper, I am
prrrrrretty good at lying...

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Can we talk about this later?
Please?

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Like when I get back
from seeing Jasper

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in the beat-boxing competition?

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- Mmmm, I thought it was
a yodeling competition.

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- What is that?
- It's a timer.

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- What are you timing?
- Muffins.

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- Oh!
What is that smell?

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- Uh! It's Piper!
- What?!

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- She hasn't had
a bath in a week!

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- That's a lie!

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- Uh! I can't talk!
I'm naked!

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Charlotte and I are boyfriend
and girlfriend.

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- Daaaaa!

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- I need to go to the porch,
and uh, smell the porch.

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Charlotte just pulled off
my real arm!

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- Did you guys fall asleep?

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- Uh, no. No no no no no no no
no no no we did not.

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There's a ghost
inside that vacuum.

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I'm just as surprised
as you are.

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- Oh, I get it.
It's a lying thing.

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- What'd you buy?
- Hmmm?

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- What'd you buy?
- Makeup.

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- Well where is it?
- Okay so, I don't have it.

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Because I saw an ugly person
on the street

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and I gave them all my makeup
cuz they were so ugly.

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- Awwww.
- That's our boy.

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- You're actually
a terrible liar.

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- Yeah...
still pretty funny, though.

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- Hilarious.

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[ emergency call alert ]

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- Emergency call.
- I'm on it.

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- Henry! Quick!
There's an emergency call.

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- We know.
- We know.

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- Well Dolly pardon me
for checking...

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- All right man,
let's chew and blow.

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- And then, we go.

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- We've had some pretty good
gum rhymes over the years,
haven't we?

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- Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

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We've got a crime to thwart.
- At the Swellview airport.

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- Whoa! Do you guys, like,
plan those rhymes?

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- No, they're super organic.
- No. No.

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- Let's go to space.
And kick some ace.

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- Then I guess I'll chew
some gum and fight some scum.

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- Recording.

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- Let's get busy, yo.
Then watch the video.

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- Let's go on a mission
to catch a magician.

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I actually like that one a lot.
- Sort of rhymes.

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- Let's blow a bubble
and get back into our pants.

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- That didn't rhyme.
- No time to explain.

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Let's chew with urgency.
- I don't know the emergency.

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- Good one.
- Thank you.

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PIPER: You guys!

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- Hm?
- Stop rhyme-membering!

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- Why?
- Because the emergency call

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is coming from Junk-N-Stuff!

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- It all just kinda happened.

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I wanted an after-school job.

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{\an8}But then,
an indestructible superhero

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{\an8}hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!

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- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime.

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Feels good.

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{\an8}[ theme music ]

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{\an8}- Call it.
- Up the tube!

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{\an8}- Aw, my boot!
- Ha!

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- It's probably just Jasper.

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{\an8}- Exactly!

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{\an8}We gotta get up there.
- Why?

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He probably got his head stuck
in a lawn chair or something...

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- What?
- He probably just got his head

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stuck in a lawn chair
or something.

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- I heard what you said,
but it just sounds ridiculous.

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- Nah nah nah.

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- What'd I tell ya?
- Wow.

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PIPER: Great call.

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{\an8}- Pay up, suckers.

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{\an8}- We never bet.
- Heh? Oh. Right.

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- Just get me outta this thing!

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- Buddy, this is bad
even for you.

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- But it's not the strangest
thing that Jasper's ever done...

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- You can say that again.

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- I'm Jasper! Remember me?
- Yeah.

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- If you give me a pine cone,
I'll lick my elbow.

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Doesn't Ortho have thick hair?

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Henry! Look!
I got your sock!

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[ Jasper and Charlotte
scream ]

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- Oh, so cute!

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- Ahhhh!

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Hello, everyone.

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Henry, I'm late! Will you
take me to the church?

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[ screaming ]

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- Ah! He globbered me!

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Captain Manderpants!

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Well did you know I was born
with eleven toes

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but only nine on my feet?!

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[ exhales ]

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What? You thought my hair
was naturally curly?

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- Okay, enough about Jasper
doing weird things...

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- Yup!

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- I wanna hear about more of
the stuff you guys did

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before I found out you were
Captain Man and Kid Danger.

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- Well how much time
ya got, Piper?

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'Cuz there's a lot about us
that you don't know.

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- Us?
- Yeah-- "us."

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I've known Henry's secret
for years.

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- This guy!
- You still missed a lot

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before you found out.
- Like what?

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- Well...
- Ah...

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- I, Henry Hart.
- I, Henry Hart.

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- Pledge to be an awesome
sidekick to Captain Man.

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- Whoa.

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- Ha ha ha!

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- Whoa!

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- Oh come on, I had to.

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- You got skills.

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Yeah, yeah.
She's hired.

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- Whoa!
[ Charlotte giggles ]

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- Wake up! Wake up!

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- Alright!
Alright that's enough!

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- Feels good.
- Yeah.

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- I was young when I started.
- Yeah...

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- You hired a little kid
to be your sidekick.

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- Yeah...
- That is grossly negligent.

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- Yeah...

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Any-Ray, turns out you both
missed out on a lot.

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- You guys missed out
on some fun stuff, too.

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- Pfft. Unlikely.
- Yeah. Okay.

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[ Ray laughs ]

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- You did! Piper and I spent
a lot of time together

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before we found out
the secret...

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- Owww!

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You're so bad!

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- You got me
all wrong, friend.

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- No! Ow!!!!
- Hi-yah!

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- Let me handle this.
Mmm.

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- I dunno!

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[ Jasper screams ]

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- Headstone! Headstone!
- What's a headstone?

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[ car banging into headstone ]

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- Aaahhh!

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- Da da ahhhhhh!

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- Jasper!
- Aahh!

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- I mean...

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- Funny.

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- I'll give it to you.
- Yeah, you will.

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- Don't push it.
- Alright.

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- I thought it was funny!

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- Ah!
- What?

237
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- Geez, Schwoz!
- Hello.

238
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- Have you been there
this whole time?!

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- I dunno...

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- Great disguise.
- Thank you.

241
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I've had some even better ones
over the years.

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- We all have...

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CHILD: Other side.

244
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- I'm not loving
the disguise, Ray.

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- Lib-it-y-do! Switch-a-row!

246
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- We're about to put your momma
in a trash dumpster!

247
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- Oh my god!
What happened to your hair?

248
00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:01,744
- This is not okay!!

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[ all scream ]

250
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:08,041
- You can call me Kid Danger.

251
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:11,753
- We're hoppy to help.

252
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,755
- Nasty red bumpies all over.

253
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,591
I'm a cheer lobster!

254
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:19,886
- Uh yes, I'm Henry.
Henry Hart.

255
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,554
- Hello, Henry.
- Ah!

256
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:23,681
Wienerschnitzel.
- Yah, wienerschnitzel.

257
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:27,060
- Oh my god!

258
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,520
[ crowd gasps ]

259
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,688
HENRY: Wait, wait, you guys...

260
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:32,440
I forgot I'm supposed to
help Charlotte out
with a science project!

261
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:33,650
She's waiting for me
at my house!

262
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,860
- Oooh! Is your mom home?
- Hm?

263
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,237
- Oooh! Is your mom home?

264
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,114
[ Piper laughs ]

265
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,116
- That "Hm"
gets me every time.

266
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,452
- Every time?
We do that lot?

267
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,914
- What about my puzzle?
- Hm?

268
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,249
- What about my puzzle?

269
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,167
- We're on a liquid cleanse.
- Hm?

270
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:52,836
- We're on a liquid cleanse.

271
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,504
- That's stupid!
- Hm?

272
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,713
- That's stupid!

273
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:59,551
What's important is... tunnels!
- Hm?

274
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,677
- Tunnels!

275
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,554
What's your problem, man?
- Hm?

276
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,431
- What's your problem, man?

277
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,974
- Can you not do one, dude?
- Hm?

278
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,225
- Can you not do one, dude?

279
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,769
- Try going on Rumbler.
- Huh?

280
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,479
- Try going on Rumbler.

281
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,232
- She's a slippery biscuit.
- Hm?

282
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,278
- A slippery biscuit!
- Okay.

283
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,614
- You were right.
We do that a lot.

284
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:25,785
- Ah geez, I got forty-two
missed calls from Charlotte...

285
00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:26,828
She's gonna be mad.

286
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:27,829
[ Scoffs ]

287
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,956
- Charlotte never gets mad.

288
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:33,001
- Are you kidding me?
- What?

289
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,627
- Charlotte!
- What?! What?!

290
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:35,753
What?! What?!

291
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,672
Ahhh! Why?!?!

292
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:38,673
Dang it!

293
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:39,674
[ in unison ]
- Dang it!

294
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:42,178
- There's the look.
- Awwww!

295
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:47,682
Say it with me! Never tell
a woman to calm down.

296
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,851
- You get it?
- Yes I promise!

297
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,854
- That's not helping!

298
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,356
I'll stab your face
and bite your throat.

299
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,484
Get outta here, Jasper's head!

300
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,694
And I'm on a five.
- Oh come on.

301
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,239
- Chocolate, till...
ohhhh!

302
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,201
- Wow.
She gets mad a lot.

303
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,577
- She has good reasons.
- Can't blame her.

304
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,662
- Yeah well she's mad now, too.
Listen...

305
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:12,290
[ Henry's voicemail from
Charlotte ]
- WHERE ARE YOU?!

306
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,793
- She's mad.
Let's go, s'go, s'go...

307
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,759
[ music ]

308
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,553
- We're here we're here,
I'm sorry I'm sorry.

309
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,388
- Where have you been?
- At work.

310
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:28,848
We got distracted.
For some reason

311
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,434
we keep remembering
funny things today.

312
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:34,395
- Hey, is your mom here?

313
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:35,730
- Dude, what is your deal
with my mom?

314
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,524
- I don't have a deal
with your mom.

315
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,902
- What are you talking about?
- You most definitely do.

316
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,405
- Who's this?
- My mom.

317
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,824
- Nice. I think
we can both agree

318
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:49,035
that your mom is beautiful.
- What?

319
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,329
- Hello, Mrs. Hart.
- Hi.

320
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,623
- Why are you here?
- To protect your mother.

321
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,750
- And me.
- Yeah, sure.

322
00:13:55,751 --> 00:14:00,964
Yes, the spirits definitely want
you to keep giving me
a hand massage.

323
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,258
- Fascinating!

324
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,927
- She is one fine lookin' lady.

325
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:09,013
You know, I think you look way
too young to be anyone's mother.

326
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,765
- Oh stop.

327
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,768
- Yeah. Stop.

328
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,979
HENRY: Put it back!
RAY: Alright, alright.

329
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:16,980
Okay...

330
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:20,441
Let's move on.

331
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,902
- Where'd you get that flare?
- Hm?

332
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:25,154
- Hey! Give it.
- No.

333
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:27,616
- Give it!

334
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,952
- Okay, I need someone
to film me

335
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,954
doing my science experiment
right away.

336
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,539
- Why in Henry's kitchen?

337
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,873
- Yeah, why aren't you
in your own kitchen, Charlotte?

338
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:39,586
- Yeah, Charlotte.
- Seriously?

339
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,797
Did you guys
light my house on fire?

340
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:46,050
- Noooo.
- No.

341
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,468
- No.
- I mean.

342
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:48,803
- Yeah.
- Just the kitchen.

343
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:52,265
- How can you guys light
my kitchen on fire?!

344
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,142
- Did you guys
try to put it out?!

345
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,935
- Yes.
- Of course we did.

346
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,479
- You know that saying,
"fight fire with fire"?

347
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,857
- Yeah, that does not work.
- No.

348
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:04,152
- Oh. Right.

349
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:07,280
- Now, will someone please film
me doing my science experiment

350
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,489
before it's too late.

351
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,616
- Too late for what?

352
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,826
- It's about to explode!

353
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:14,330
[ Everyone gasps ]

354
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,668
- Someone hurry up and film me
completing my experiment

355
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,711
before it explodes!

356
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:25,006
- Henry, hurry up.
- Yeah.

357
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,343
- In three, two, one--
- Hey speaking of explosions...

358
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,844
- Yeah what's up, big dog?
- No!

359
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:33,348
- How many times have we
almost gotten blown up?

360
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,975
- Wait, wait, wait...

361
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:41,189
MAN CAVE ALERT SYSTEM:
Man Cave self destruct:
activated.

362
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,273
[ laughs ]

363
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,151
- Schwoz!

364
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,529
- Blast me!

365
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,078
Oh, what's that?

366
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,079
- Boom!
- Boom!

367
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,914
Aaahhh!

368
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:01,001
- Attention, this is
Jack Frittelman. Run.

369
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,588
- What's in the package?

370
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,549
- I'm about to open it up
right now.

371
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,387
- Oh my god!

372
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,806
- What's this chain for?
Oooh.

373
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,766
- Hey, Piper, your phone's
on the ground.

374
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,686
- Ah!
- What is happening?!

375
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,895
- What do you want me to say?
- Run!

376
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,481
- Run!

377
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,986
- Oh no--

378
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,743
- Oooh.
- Oh.

379
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,870
- Okay that's enough
remembering.

380
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,664
Can we please get back to
my science experiment

381
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,251
before it blows up?
- Right.

382
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,294
Hey.
- Yeah.

383
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:49,757
- We've really been through
a lot together, haven't we?

384
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,134
- Yeah.

385
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:55,430
- Aw, come on!
- Yeah.

386
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,014
- I need help.

387
00:16:57,015 --> 00:17:01,269
And someday, someone's gonna
have to take over for me.

388
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,437
- Like me?

389
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,314
- Kid!

390
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,232
What right do I have
to take you around with me

391
00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:09,568
and put you in all kind
of dangerous situations?

392
00:17:09,569 --> 00:17:12,947
- Hey! I wanted this job
and you need a sidekick.

393
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:16,033
- I know.
But, maybe it's too risky.

394
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:19,997
Stupid cannonball!
You killed my friend!

395
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,083
I don't want a hug from you
right after I tell you
I want a hug!

396
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,918
I only want it to happen
'cuz you wanna hug me.

397
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:29,464
When it's your idea.
Not 'cuz I had to ask for it.

398
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,632
I'm scared to sit by Frankini!

399
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,259
- We've beaten like
a thousand bad guys.

400
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:37,805
- Yeah, well this is different.
This is personal.

401
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,974
- Ew, no what are you
doing, man?!

402
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,393
- What?
You tapped your cheek!

403
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,895
- I didn't want you to kiss it!

404
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,438
I wanted you to punch it!

405
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:51,486
Where does Henry Hart end,
and Kid Danger begin?

406
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,198
Thanks for listening to me.

407
00:17:56,116 --> 00:18:01,329
- Whoa whoa whoa. Wake up!
- I'm awake!

408
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,750
- Now?
- Yeah okay.

409
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,172
- Ooh.
- Oh.

410
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,673
- What happened?

411
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:15,176
- I pushed you all out here
while you were remembering.

412
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,511
- Why?

413
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,179
- Because my science experiment
was about to--

414
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,515
[ explosion in the house ]

415
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,768
Blow up.
- Ohhhhhhhh.

416
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,436
- Thanks for blowing up
my kitchen, Charlotte.

417
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,771
- Yeah, thanks!

418
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,731
- I tried to get you
to film it before--

419
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,359
- Hey, Schwoz...
- Yeah?

420
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,695
- Charlotte's exploding science
experiment just gave me an idea.

421
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,322
- Listening...
- Could we go

422
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:40,201
to an alternate dimension and
steal another kitchen for Henry?

423
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,537
- I don't see why not...
- Sick, dude.

424
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,913
- Great idea.

425
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,707
- But first...
could you find us a dimension

426
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:50,378
where actors are, I don't know,
like trying to pretend
to be us...?

427
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,213
- Yeah yeah yeah...
but sometimes they mess up
their lines?

428
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,006
- Yeah.
- Or experience other funny,

429
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,883
unforeseen mishaps?
- Like that.

430
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,886
- You mean, like bloopers?
- Yes! Yes!

431
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,222
Can you find us
a blooper dimension?

432
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,223
- I don't see why not...

433
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:05,393
- Yes!
- Yeah!

434
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,602
♪ The table's set! ♪

435
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,187
♪ Break the baguette! ♪

436
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,480
♪ Let's eat while
the soup's still wet. ♪

437
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:13,861
♪ It's time for lunch! ♪

438
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:19,740
- Sorry!

439
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:23,119
- That's not right.
That's good.

440
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,204
- I, Henry Hart.
- Pledge to never, ever, ever

441
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:28,082
tell anyone that I am
Captain Man's secret sidekick.

442
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:32,628
- And to never ever reveal
that I am secret--duh! Duh!

443
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:35,089
Hey Jasper!
- What?

444
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,925
- Shhhh.

445
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,138
DIRECTOR: And cut!

446
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,233
- Boom!

447
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,611
[ laughs ]

448
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,280
I'm okay!

449
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,118
- Whoa.

450
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,370
[ crew whistling ]

451
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,081
[ all laugh ]

452
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,918
- A classic!

453
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,170
- Emergency call!
- Who cares?

454
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,671
- I'd rather sit here
and watch bloopers!

455
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,465
- Me, too!
- Me, too!

456
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,216
- Yeah, they're hilarious!

457
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:21,385
- You know, some day,
when you guys are cleaning

458
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,763
my swimming pool 'cuz you failed
this algebra test

459
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,973
then flunk out of school, eh.

460
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,351
Then flunked out of school.
Eh.

461
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,020
- Bubble time.
- Oh.

462
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,481
- Oh, I don't think it's gonna
work out, Charlotte.

463
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,941
[ Charlotte giggles ]

464
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,984
- And there's lots of
real cool celebrities

465
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:41,447
who say gluten's bad.

466
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,574
And gluten knows everything.

467
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,077
- It's okay.

468
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,537
- I don't wanna wear a--
I don't wanna wear a--

469
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,122
I don't wanna wear
this stupid s...

470
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,668
- What's wrong with you, Henry?
Do you need medicine?

471
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,340
- What just went wrong?
- Ahhh!!

472
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:03,678
- I think it broke cuz I feel
something going down my back!

473
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:07,139
- No!
- Oh my god.

474
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:10,601
- Quick. Turn down the mic
so Ray and Henry can't hah--

475
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,561
- Yaaahhh.
- Yaaahh.

476
00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:13,938
- Ya.
- Da la la la.

477
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,690
- Nah ha.
- Nah ha ha.

478
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,358
- What are you talking about?!

479
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,360
- I'll tell ya
what I'm talkin' about!

480
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:23,698
You've worn that--I'll tell ya
what I'm talkin' about--

481
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,533
Your joke making!
- No.

482
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,453
- Yeah. It's a funny joke!

483
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,379
- Ow.

484
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,132
{\an8}- Bring it up here,
and I'll be happy to.

485
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,801
{\an8}I'll be glad to.
Ohhh! Ohh!

486
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,303
{\an8}PRODUCER: You hit him
in the mouth.

487
00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:48,139
{\an8}- You hear that?
That's the murmuring

488
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,976
{\an8}of producers saying "We got it.
But let's do it again.

489
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,437
{\an8}Cuz that'd be hilarious."