1
00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,972
(rock music)

2
00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:11,005
♪ ♪

3
00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:17,423
♪ It don't
always come naturally ♪

4
00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:20,250
♪ Sometimes you got
to dig in the dirt ♪

5
00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:24,316
♪ To get what you need ♪

6
00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:28,187
♪ What I need,
I need is you ♪

7
00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:34,766
♪ I'm going all out
to be with you ♪

8
00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:36,201
♪ ♪

9
00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:38,836
♪ Bang, bang,
I want it ♪

10
00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,912
♪ Shoot me down and I want it ♪

11
00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:44,242
♪ When I tell him
that I want it ♪

12
00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:48,047
♪ He says "louder" ♪

13
00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:52,791
♪ Now tell me baby
do you love as hard as I do? ♪

14
00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:54,019
♪ Is there a lightning‐‐ ♪

15
00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,624
(music stops)
CAT: Wow.

16
00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:56,686
GIGI: Kickass, right?
JOHNNY: It's killer.

17
00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:57,723
You were right about the song.

18
00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,128
It's really good!

19
00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:00,959
Well, I only got you
into the kitchen,

20
00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:02,204
and you made it cook.

21
00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,198
Well, yeah, I made it cook,

22
00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,029
but also the band made it cook.

23
00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,195
I don't see a single frame
of them in this entire thing.

24
00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,203
Yeah.
What happened to all that

25
00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,204
performance footage we shot?

26
00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:10,195
I axed it.

27
00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:12,306
very time I cut to them,

28
00:01:12,338 --> 00:01:14,738
they just sucked all the energy
off the screen.

29
00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,075
The band's gonna freak
when they find this out.

30
00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:17,379
Yep.

31
00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,950
Well,
they probably already know

32
00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:22,319
because I leaked the video
online last night.

33
00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:23,548
‐What?
‐Jesus Christ.

34
00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,894
Why? Why did you do that?

35
00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,959
Because you don't
sit on something this good.

36
00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:31,659
I mean, the goal is
to get you a deal, right?

37
00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:33,432
Be fielding offers?

38
00:01:33,459 --> 00:01:35,459
Well, I already got an email

39
00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:37,455
from Lana Del Rey's
management team.

40
00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:39,097
‐Really?
‐And two texts

41
00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:40,472
from Jay Z's company,

42
00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,001
and you can bet
your sweet little ass

43
00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:43,435
he doesn't want you
to babysit Blue Ivy.

44
00:01:43,469 --> 00:01:44,939
‐God damn.
‐Holy shit.

45
00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:46,411
Babe, you are gonna be

46
00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,839
the next giant one‐name‐only
female music star,

47
00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:52,306
just like Beyoncé and Adele...

48
00:01:52,345 --> 00:01:53,375
and Beck.

49
00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:58,851
So, basically, you're telling
me I need to fire the band.

50
00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,188
Ugh.

51
00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:06,463
But we are selling you,
not the band.

52
00:02:06,492 --> 00:02:08,802
And besides, they've already got
another gig lined up.

53
00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,199
They can focus all their
attentions on Ava X.

54
00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:12,601
I don't want to fire the band
right now, okay?

55
00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,273
They sound tighter
than they ever have,

56
00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,200
and half the reason that video
was as good as it was

57
00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:18,536
is because the band [...]
kicked ass on the track.

58
00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:23,212
But imagine working
with a younger kickass band

59
00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:25,653
that doesn't have any
of that emotional baggage.

60
00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,009
I saw this ballsy band
in Cleveland

61
00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:29,018
called The Red Wedding.

62
00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:30,349
I'm bringing them in

63
00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:32,793
to work on your father's
solo project.

64
00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,889
They are such good players.

65
00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:37,521
They are way tighter
than The Assassins,

66
00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,288
but they're in their 20s,

67
00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:40,985
so their asses are tight too,

68
00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:42,557
and they happen to be gorgeous.

69
00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,056
So when I'm up on stage
with them,

70
00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,567
everybody's gonna be
watching them, right?

71
00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,569
I mean, that's gonna make‐‐

72
00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:50,541
We play our cards right,
everyone's gonna be watching her

73
00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,041
sing on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"

74
00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:54,072
while we're kicking it
in the green room

75
00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:57,577
listening to Jay Z's shit
all over Spotify.

76
00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,311
Sweetheart, don't stress.

77
00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,715
Why don't you
just come to your dad's gig,

78
00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:04,648
you listen to Red Wedding,
and you judge for yourself.

79
00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,445
You don't have to fire
anybody yet.

80
00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:09,758
(rock music ringtone)

81
00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,260
JOHNNY: Who's that?
‐It's Flash.

82
00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:12,391
What's he say?

83
00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:15,055
"[...] you."
Meaning me.

84
00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,355
I'm gonna delete him
from my phone.

85
00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:18,927
JOHNNY: See you later.
GIGI: Yep.

86
00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:21,395
Bye, sweetie!

87
00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:23,204
(door shuts)

88
00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:27,106
♪ Sex and drugs
and rock and roll ♪

89
00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,210
♪ All right ♪

90
00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:29,341
♪ ♪

91
00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:30,935
♪ All right ♪

92
00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:33,347
♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪

93
00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,019
♪ Anonymous ♪

94
00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,518
♪ No, no ♪

95
00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,420
♪ No, no ♪

96
00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,691
♪ No, no ♪

97
00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:44,631
♪ ♪

98
00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,128
Oh, Bam is so pissed
we got cut.

99
00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,130
Yeah, so is Rehab.
And Noah.

100
00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,533
I don't blame Gigi.

101
00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,265
This is Johnny.
I bet my left nut on it.

102
00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:55,969
He might be that resentful,
but he ain't that smart.

103
00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:57,972
No. It's Cat.
You were right.

104
00:03:58,004 --> 00:03:59,414
She's out for blood.
Mine and yours.

105
00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:00,739
(rock ringtone plays)

106
00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,744
Oh, an old Heathens tune
as a ringtone.

107
00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:03,806
Who's that?

108
00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,384
Just my ex.

109
00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:07,551
‐Jojo?
‐Yeah.

110
00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,921
Oh, she saw the video.

111
00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:13,290
"Where in the hell
are The Assassins?"

112
00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:15,919
She sends me little dumb hellos

113
00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:18,786
and, you know, whenever she sees
something that pisses her off‐‐

114
00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:21,325
just a couple of old friends,
you know?

115
00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:24,401
No. I don't know.
Is she still married?

116
00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,270
She just split
from her third husband.

117
00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:28,069
You know, she's one of the
biggest hedge fund chicks

118
00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,671
in the last 20 years.

119
00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:32,113
Apparently some of these guys,
they get a little threatened

120
00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:33,668
when the wife's
the actual bread winner.

121
00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:36,277
She just texted you all that?

122
00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:37,939
Sometimes we talk
on the phone.

123
00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:39,278
Mm‐hm.

124
00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:41,852
When's the last time
you saw her?

125
00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,582
Two years?

126
00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,747
When's the last time
you [...] her?

127
00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,347
Two years.

128
00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:50,988
I remember how insane you were
for her, Flash.

129
00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:52,634
It was the whole reason
you left The Heathens

130
00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:54,459
when she slept with Johnny,
and I always thought

131
00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,434
that you slept with me
to get back at him,

132
00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:59,632
but really, you slept with me
to get back at her, didn't you?

133
00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,436
‐Oh, come on.
‐Does she know we're together?

134
00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:04,468
‐Yes.
‐And she's still texting you?

135
00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:06,805
Well, I didn't tell her
that you moved in.

136
00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,180
‐Why not?
‐I'm gonna do it right now.

137
00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:10,779
Well, don't do it now.

138
00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,551
You should've done it
on your own, Flash.

139
00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:16,550
I turned my whole world
upside down to be with you.

140
00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,483
I turned the band upside down.

141
00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,149
‐I did too.
‐So why wouldn't you

142
00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:21,716
tell me about her?

143
00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:23,793
Ugh.

144
00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,164
You want me to tell you

145
00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:27,161
every time I text
one of my ex‐flames?

146
00:05:27,193 --> 00:05:28,833
Oh, I don't know.
How many ex‐flames

147
00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:31,002
‐are you still in contact with?
‐Only her.

148
00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,731
‐Oh. Ha‐ho.
‐It's no big deal.

149
00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,466
Yeah.
Oh, no, that's no big deal.

150
00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,041
Jesus Christ.
You got one of those ringtones

151
00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,400
in that phone for me?

152
00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:39,708
I'm gonna put one in
right now.

153
00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,170
Where does she live?

154
00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:42,977
What do you want?
Heart? Chrissie Hynde?

155
00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,309
Where does she live?

156
00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,705
Everywhere.

157
00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,547
She's retired. She's loaded.

158
00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,522
She flies around the world
in her plane

159
00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,091
doing this charity thing
she started

160
00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:54,048
for kids in war‐torn countries,

161
00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,857
African places like Chab.

162
00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,989
You mean Chad.

163
00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,994
A country called Chad?
No. It's Chab. All right?

164
00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:04,257
Cat Stevens had a peace train.
She's got a peace jet.

165
00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,567
And let me guess.

166
00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,569
She's in New York right now,
huh?

167
00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,341
‐Yeah.
‐Yeah.

168
00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,769
Oh, and when were you gonna
see her?

169
00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:12,944
‐Well, I'm not now.
‐No, not now. No.

170
00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,243
We were gonna have coffee.

171
00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,114
Yeah, you were gonna
do coffee. Right.

172
00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:17,442
She doesn't even know
where I live.

173
00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:18,777
No, doesn't know
where you live.

174
00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,352
She doesn't know
where we live.

175
00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,520
Why don't you go ahead
and text her your address,

176
00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,349
'cause you have her number,
don't you?

177
00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,915
Maybe she has a special ring
for you.

178
00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,530
(piano music)

179
00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:42,573
♪ ♪

180
00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:48,581
♪ I don't want
to talk anymore ♪

181
00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:54,376
♪ I don't want
to listen to your stories ♪

182
00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,754
♪ If I can't have you ♪

183
00:06:57,784 --> 00:07:01,324
♪ Everything about you is over ♪

184
00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,994
♪ ♪

185
00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:06,063
♪ It's over ♪

186
00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:10,832
♪ I don't want
to dance anymore ♪

187
00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:17,095
♪ I don't want to hold you
any closer ♪

188
00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,467
(together)
♪ If I can't have you ♪

189
00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:23,306
♪ Everything about you is over ♪

190
00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:24,853
♪ ♪

191
00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:28,008
‐♪ Yeah ♪
BOTH: ♪ It's over ♪

192
00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,778
JOHNNY: ♪ Like a dagger ♪

193
00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:31,416
♪ ♪

194
00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,351
BOTH: ♪ This has me
staggering around ♪

195
00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,917
♪ ♪

196
00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:41,357
♪ Cut up in pieces
on the ground ♪

197
00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:45,734
JOHNNY: ♪ When I just want
to walk away ♪

198
00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,400
♪ Yeah ♪

199
00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:54,006
(together)
♪ Like a bullet in my brain ♪

200
00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,540
♪ ♪

201
00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:59,746
♪ Like a channel
I can't change ♪

202
00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:04,554
♪ Yeah, if I can't have you ♪

203
00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:09,155
♪ Everything about you is over ♪

204
00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:12,029
♪ Yeah, it's over ♪

205
00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:14,628
♪ Yeah,
it's over ♪

206
00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:18,701
♪ Yeah, it's over ♪

207
00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:21,702
(guitar solo)

208
00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:28,735
♪ ♪

209
00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:35,049
Dude, this band is smokin'.

210
00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:37,021
Yeah, in more ways than one.

211
00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:40,590
♪ ♪

212
00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:43,861
♪ In the future ♪

213
00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,990
(together) ♪ There is a diamond
in the night ♪

214
00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,757
♪ ♪

215
00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:53,866
♪ Yeah, replacing you and I ♪

216
00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:58,510
♪ And she falls into my arms ♪

217
00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,169
♪ ♪

218
00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,606
♪ Yeah ♪

219
00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:05,012
♪ ♪

220
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:09,845
(together)
♪ And she falls into my arms ♪

221
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,223
♪ ♪

222
00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,791
JOHNNY: ♪ Yeah ♪

223
00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:16,189
♪ ♪

224
00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:21,602
♪ And she falls into my arms ♪

225
00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:27,400
(crowd cheers)

226
00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,973
Two whiskeys, straight up.

227
00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,213
‐Great show.
‐Oh, Jesus Christ,

228
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,311
you scared the shit out of me.

229
00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:38,912
How you doing?
Flash here?

230
00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:42,475
Uh...no.
I'm solo. Yeah.

231
00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:44,646
Oh. Cool.

232
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,085
I like the jacket.

233
00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:49,089
Thanks.

234
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:52,392
(clears throat)
I did some research today,

235
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:56,455
and I want you to take a look
at something.

236
00:09:56,496 --> 00:10:00,226
This is Cat's farmhouse
and land.

237
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,936
Turns out she ain't loaded
anymore.

238
00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:04,099
And I'm pretty sure
she's running

239
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,637
from a couple of Ohio banks.

240
00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:07,842
‐Really?
‐Yeah.

241
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:12,182
Hmm. Interesting.

242
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,349
That doesn't bother you?

243
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,451
Doesn't change
how I feel about Cat.

244
00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:19,323
Well, that's not
why I'm showing it to you.

245
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,792
So you what‐‐
you came down to warn Gigi?

246
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,362
Yeah, that's exactly why.

247
00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:24,789
And that's why you
showed it to me first?

248
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,085
Johnny, listen.

249
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,686
I don't want things to get
out of hand,

250
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,028
so I just thought that you and I
could have a conversation.

251
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,462
Ava, Ava, Ava.
Ava.

252
00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,026
Things are already
way out of hand, okay?

253
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,165
And I'm not blaming anybody.
I'm just saying

254
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,440
you made your choices‐‐
I made mine.

255
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,069
All right?
I'm not breaking up with Cat.

256
00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:43,443
Because you're
in love with her now?

257
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,006
I don't know.

258
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,645
I actually don't know
what's gonna happen.

259
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,650
But I do know one thing.

260
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:53,323
Between you and me,
just like the song says,

261
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,823
it's over.

262
00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,862
I guess those god damn
Micki maracas

263
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,962
weren't so lucky after all.

264
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:08,004
♪ ♪

265
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,343
So what did you guys think?

266
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,044
They're hot, right?

267
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,136
Yeah, they are!
Especially the lead guitarist.

268
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,578
He is absurdly handsome.

269
00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:22,023
‐I wasn't asking you, Noah.
‐Oh.

270
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,048
Yeah, they're cute
and they're cool,

271
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,154
‐but they're young.
‐Yeah.

272
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,485
And they're new, like me.

273
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,150
I think there's
something to be said

274
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,018
for a group
of experienced musicians

275
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,086
playing behind a singer
that's just starting out.

276
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,155
‐Right.
‐Yeah,

277
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,833
but there is something magical

278
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:40,001
about three talented,
virile young men on a stage.

279
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,333
‐Marketing‐wise.
‐Right.

280
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,497
(laughs)

281
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,906
So what did you think,
Johnny?

282
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,438
I think we should
probably sleep on it.

283
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:50,113
‐Yeah.
‐You do?

284
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,143
Yep.

285
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,723
(door slams)
We should sleep on it?

286
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,718
What kind of pussy move is that?

287
00:11:56,750 --> 00:12:00,020
She was impressed by those guys
tonight, you idiot.

288
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,793
You should've pushed her
in the right direction,

289
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,292
but‐‐I don't know‐‐is that
not what you want anymore?

290
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,594
Oh,
it's clearly what you want.

291
00:12:05,626 --> 00:12:07,726
I'm just wondering exactly why.

292
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,899
Oh.
(chuckles)

293
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,401
Let me guess.
Ava.

294
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,872
That's right.

295
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,100
(paper crumbles)

296
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,242
(scoffs)

297
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,484
I ran out of song ideas.

298
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,480
It's like I hit
this huge dry spell,

299
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:30,323
and I thought it was because I
was so focused on raising Gigi,

300
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:34,150
but then she left,
and my writer's block got worse,

301
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,917
and the phone stopped ringing,
and the cash stopped flowing.

302
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,987
And what? You just decided
to come to the big city

303
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,085
and use Gigi
to get some more cash to flow?

304
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:44,667
I came here to use you

305
00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:48,328
to, you know, recharge my...

306
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,968
creative impulses.

307
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,774
And‐‐I don't know.

308
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:56,176
I think that we are
coming up aces.

309
00:12:56,209 --> 00:13:00,079
I mean, we've written what?
Like three songs already?

310
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,113
Four.

311
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,752
I rest my case.

312
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:07,294
I took all the cash I had left

313
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,460
and I rolled the dice

314
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,629
on my talented daughter.

315
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:12,828
Mm.

316
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:17,699
And her gifted, [...] up,
sexy dad.

317
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:18,731
Yeah?

318
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,005
I'm all in, Johnny.

319
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,208
‐Financially...
‐Mm‐hm.

320
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,541
And emotionally.
So...

321
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,978
Are you in?

322
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:34,984
(moans)

323
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,375
Or are you out?

324
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,846
(moans)

325
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,029
No, no.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

326
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,558
I'm sorry‐‐

327
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,163
are you turning down
one of my blow jobs?

328
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:50,655
I know.

329
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,067
I barely believe it myself.

330
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,304
I'm turning into, like,
a responsible dad.

331
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,706
Let me‐‐let me explain, okay?

332
00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:01,210
Emotionally, I'm totally
invested in this kid,

333
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,981
and financially, I was screwed.

334
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,879
So that's why I brought you in.

335
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:08,651
So I'm a god damn dollar sign?
That is why you called me?

336
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:09,882
That was a part of it,
but I wanted

337
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,376
to give the relationship
a real shot

338
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,317
because I thought it was
the best thing for Gigi

339
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,063
to have both her parents
together under one roof.

340
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:19,389
Well, that is one
very expensive god damn roof,

341
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,355
which I [...] paid for.

342
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,204
Okay, listen.
You're taking it the wrong way.

343
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:24,229
Shut it!

344
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,874
You need to quit
your solo career.

345
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,037
I'm not quitting
my solo career.

346
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,035
‐Mm‐mm.
‐I'm never quitting

347
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,076
my solo career.

348
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:40,110
We are past our fame due date.

349
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,916
We need to be behind the scenes

350
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,278
figuring out ways
to generate cash

351
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,717
to tide the three of us over
until Gigi gets a deal.

352
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:52,294
But first, we need to convince
her to fire The Assassins.

353
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,285
And I tried.

354
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,257
I laid out my best guilt trip
on her.

355
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,567
‐And?
‐And nothing.

356
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,030
She laughed at me.

357
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,697
She had no shame
in shooting me down, which‐‐

358
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,207
I don't know.
I wonder who she gets that from.

359
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,038
‐Doesn't get it from me.
‐Pfft.

360
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,213
I could literally never shame
or guilt you into anything.

361
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,482
You were a brick house
when it came to that shit.

362
00:15:11,512 --> 00:15:14,452
Okay, so she got my voice,
my body,

363
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,950
and my steely
Armenian resolve.

364
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,393
‐Mm‐hm.
‐What did she get from you?

365
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:23,219
I don't know.
That is a good question.

366
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,726
I don't think she got anything
from me,

367
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,088
which is probably a blessing
in disguise, you know?

368
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,734
I'll tell you what she got
from me.

369
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,097
Irish Alzheimer's.

370
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,165
I forget everything
except the grudges, right?

371
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:40,743
You know what I'm saying?
She's got my black Irish rage.

372
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,144
The night that Flash broke up
with her,

373
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,635
she went back to his apartment

374
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,507
and destroyed 15
of his favorite guitars

375
00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:46,846
with a god damn chainsaw.

376
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,520
And then she came back here
with ice cream.

377
00:15:48,549 --> 00:15:50,679
We had an ice cream party
watching TV together.

378
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,417
It was, like, the happiest
she's been all year.

379
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,162
I'm telling you,
that look she had in her eyes

380
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:58,088
when she said she was gonna
delete Flash from her phone‐‐

381
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,034
that's the side
we need to nurture.

382
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,330
Just work on the revenge gene.

383
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:03,832
This is a good approach.

384
00:16:03,864 --> 00:16:05,134
Oh, my God.
I love this approach.

385
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,195
‐Right?
‐Yes.

386
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,202
(together)
Mm‐hm.

387
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,003
(laughs)
Look at you.

388
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,335
You're a proud papa.

389
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,770
Yes, I am.

390
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,635
And you're the concerned
and caring mom.

391
00:16:13,674 --> 00:16:16,014
(laughing)

392
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,012
Okay.
(zipper unzips)

393
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,053
Oh, what are you doing?

394
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,109
I'm ready for the blow job.

395
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,676
No, no, nope.

396
00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,975
I'm not in the mood anymore.

397
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,687
But you got me
all revved up here.

398
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,620
I'm ready to go.

399
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,564
I don't do guilt.

400
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:32,390
And neither does
my entertainment system.

401
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,725
But revenge‐‐
that there gets me hot.

402
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,302
So you know what?

403
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,231
You go get
your daughter's Irish up,

404
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,796
and then, you know,
we'll see what happens.

405
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,336
If she fires the old band,

406
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:48,241
then your cock is gonna get
all the credit.

407
00:16:51,912 --> 00:16:53,252
I'm gonna go talk to her.

408
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:02,085
(band checking sound)

409
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:05,791
(bands stops playing)

410
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:11,158
GIGI: Hey, guys.

411
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,427
This is my new band,

412
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,065
Red Wedding.

413
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,170
They're from Ohio.

414
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,601
Who the hell are these dudes?

415
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,942
(sighs)

416
00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:24,584
We're what you dudes are
gonna look like in 25 years.

417
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,851
Guys, this is my old band,
The Assassins.

418
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,410
Yeah, old is right.

419
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,618
Hey, which one of you guys shot
President Reagan?

420
00:17:30,651 --> 00:17:32,551
(laughter)

421
00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:34,586
Mommy and Daddy
put you up to this?

422
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:37,091
No. Actually, this was all me.

423
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,563
I figured inviting them
here today was

424
00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:40,362
cheaper than hiring a shrink.

425
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,733
And am I supposed to believe

426
00:17:41,762 --> 00:17:44,102
you had nothing
to do with this, Cat?

427
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,400
Gigi and I
discussed the idea.

428
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,232
Yes.
But I pulled the trigger.

429
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,898
This is not about you guys.
This is about me.

430
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,707
I need to have a band
that is not carrying around

431
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,639
ancient history
like a god damn chain gang.

432
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,079
Look. It's not a total loss.

433
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,750
You guys can keep
"So Many Miles,"

434
00:17:58,779 --> 00:17:59,779
and you have Ava X.

435
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,924
That's right.
We still got Ava X.

436
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,250
Yeah, and one good song.

437
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,116
(chuckles)

438
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:11,464
This is on you two.

439
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,231
If you hadn't started
sleeping together,

440
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,159
none of this shit would be
happening to this band.

441
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,455
Mind your own business,
bird face.

442
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,796
‐No, he's right.
‐Why is this‐‐

443
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:20,101
(overlapping yelling)

444
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,573
‐Why's he right?
‐Because if you guys

445
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:22,772
just kept your shit together‐‐

446
00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:24,343
Jesus Christ.
Enough!

447
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,939
We have to rehearse.

448
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:28,984
Thank you.

449
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,377
Okay.

450
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,877
Thank you, guys.

451
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,823
Get off me, man.

452
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:49,504
(door slams)

453
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:50,730
(sighs)

454
00:18:51,732 --> 00:18:54,032
Well...

455
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,197
how did that feel?

456
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,644
Fan‐[...]‐tastic.

457
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:01,213
Oh, high five!

458
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,381
Hey, can we jam now,
or what?

459
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:04,339
Absolutely.

460
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:09,116
(band begins playing)

461
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,719
These maracas are not cursed.

462
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,489
They're cursed, Flash.

463
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,321
Okay?
This is how a curse works.

464
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,626
You think everything's great
and lucky and amazing,

465
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:19,959
and then the next thing
you know,

466
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,563
you're sucked
into Satan's vortex.

467
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,455
Well, we haven't turned
to shit.

468
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,696
Still have your solo career.
Still have each other.

469
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,472
Ha! Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Me, you, and Jojo. Whoo!

470
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:30,902
I told you Jojo is
out of my phone

471
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,807
and out of my life
forever.

472
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,409
What did I do to my life?

473
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:36,441
What does that mean?

474
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,354
It means I don't know
how I feel, Flash, okay?

475
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,680
I don't know how I feel.
Damn it.

476
00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:46,686
Okay, I think
that these maracas are cursed,

477
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,150
so I'm gonna break the curse.

478
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,258
(gasps, coughs)

479
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,219
‐Oh, shit.
‐Oh, God.

480
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,727
Are you okay?

481
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,359
I got something in my eye.
Ugh.

482
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,604
Oh, let me see.

483
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,059
I think it's
a piece of maraca.

484
00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:58,767
Oh, God.

485
00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:01,669
Hold still. Hold still.

486
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:03,272
Hold‐‐okay.

487
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,713
Ow. What is it?

488
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:09,780
‐(gags)
‐Why are you gagging?

489
00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:11,440
(gags)

490
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,347
What is it?

491
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,649
I think it's
a little piece of bone.

492
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,120
Bone?

493
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,621
Oh, my God!

494
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,593
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.

495
00:20:21,622 --> 00:20:23,362
Oh! Ugh!

496
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:26,059
I'm blind. Help me.

497
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:29,301
(groans)

498
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,569
‐Stay down, girl.
‐It's not a tooth, right?

499
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,228
It's not a tooth in my eye?

500
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,266
Come on. Help me up.

501
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,441
I see that.

502
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,770
I thought you said
you were blind.

503
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,635
In one eye, asshole.

504
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:43,944
(phone ringtone plays)
♪ I'm a sinner ♪

505
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,707
♪ Gonna waste my life... ♪

506
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:47,606
NOAH: Hey, Johnny. What's up?
‐Hey.

507
00:20:47,648 --> 00:20:50,378
Remember those jingle offers
you ran by me a few weeks back?

508
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,886
NOAH: Yeah.
Right after the lupus song hit.

509
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,648
Yeah. They still standing?

510
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,587
Yeah. I never even told them
you said no.

511
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,222
I said you were busy writing
a theme song

512
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,057
for carpal tunnel syndrome.

513
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,232
Good man, Noah. So, listen.
I've been talking to Cat,

514
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:04,931
and I think I'm in
on the jingles, man.

515
00:21:04,965 --> 00:21:08,225
That's great.
What changed your mind?

516
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:11,608
Let's just say
I am prioritizing.

517
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,438
NOAH: Good.
Not a moment too soon.

518
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,583
I actually have one agency
that I know wants somebody

519
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:17,439
to write a jingle
for Grey Poupon mustard.

520
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:20,247
Dude. You want me to write
music about god damn mustard?

521
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,850
NOAH: You got to start
somewhere, right?

522
00:21:21,882 --> 00:21:23,682
I'm not writing music
about condiments, pal.

523
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,447
I'm too talented for that.
You've got to find

524
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,345
something classier...
like Cadillac.

525
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,457
I saw a great ad they did.
It had great music behind it.

526
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,289
So call the Cadillac people.

527
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,994
NOAH: Okay. Well, Grey Poupon
is the Cadillac of mustards.

528
00:21:34,027 --> 00:21:36,597
Are you in or out?

529
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:39,770
♪ Grey Poupon ♪

530
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,140
♪ Bring it on ♪

531
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,668
NOAH: (laughs)
Great.

532
00:21:43,704 --> 00:21:46,044
So about your solo thing.

533
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,712
I have been keeping my eye out
for a new band for you.

534
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:49,712
You know what?
I think we're just gonna

535
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,783
forget about the solo career

536
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:55,782
and just focus on the jingles
and Gigi for a while.

537
00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:58,886
Oh, okay. Those sound
like really smart moves, man.

538
00:21:58,919 --> 00:22:00,549
I'll call you back
when I have some news.

539
00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:02,857
‐Okay.
NOAH: All right. Bye.

540
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:03,889
Mm.

541
00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,631
Priorities, baby.

542
00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:08,861
That's the key.

543
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:13,532
(moans)

544
00:22:13,567 --> 00:22:16,537
(Lo Fidelity Allstars'
"Somebody Needs You")

545
00:22:16,570 --> 00:22:17,670
♪ ♪

546
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,814
♪ Somebody wants you ♪

547
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:23,480
♪ ♪

548
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,510
♪ Somebody needs you ♪

549
00:22:25,546 --> 00:22:27,806
♪ Together we can
take it home ♪

550
00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:29,478
♪ ♪

551
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,816
♪ Somebody wants you ♪

552
00:22:31,852 --> 00:22:35,422
♪ ♪

553
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:37,385
♪ Somebody needs you ♪

554
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,863
♪ Together we can
take it home ♪

555
00:22:39,893 --> 00:22:41,703
♪ ♪

556
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,358
You guys sounded
really great today.

557
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,096
♪ ♪

558
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:48,001
♪ Your lips, girl,
they kill me ♪

559
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,874
♪ Confuse me and fulfill me ♪

560
00:22:50,904 --> 00:22:53,114
♪ Your body's like a rope ♪

561
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:56,339
♪ Come slip that knot
around my throat ♪

562
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:59,206
♪ Baby ♪

563
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:01,775
♪ Watch me swoon ♪

564
00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:03,275
♪ Baby ♪

565
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:06,791
♪ And do my thing ♪

566
00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:11,855
♪ Come on clap your hands
little mama ♪

567
00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:14,962
♪ Now do what your daddy said ♪

568
00:23:14,995 --> 00:23:17,625
♪ Saw you shake your ass
on the corner ♪

569
00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:20,374
♪ Now get it on back to bed ♪

570
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,300
♪ ♪