1 00:00:02,044 --> 00:00:04,594 (electric guitar music playing) 2 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:06,418 I mean, a 13-year-old guitar prodigy, 3 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:07,933 and she's a chick; that's cool, man. 4 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:09,215 I know. I know. 5 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:11,718 She--she's a massive Gaga fan. 6 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,010 She saw me in that Gibson ad. She made the connection. 7 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,064 And it's, like, a Make-a-Wish-type thing, right? 8 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:18,138 Yeah, Dream-a-Music-Dream Foundation. 9 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,733 "Meet your hero." She picked me. 10 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,608 And does she have, like, cancer or something? 11 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,145 No, lupus. 12 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,978 Oh, oh, oh, okay. Well, that explains it. 13 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,323 Explains what? 14 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:27,818 Well, I mean, if she was a cancer kid, 15 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,489 she would meet actual famous people, like-- 16 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:31,738 I don't know-- Jeter and, you know, Gaga. 17 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,030 You know what I mean? The A-list. 18 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,543 But you're not on the A-list. 19 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,155 You're on the lupus list, which is fine. 20 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,411 She can't go out in the sun, she can't have candy 21 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:41,253 or ice cream, so yeah, she's basically a shut-in. 22 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,090 And I-- dude, I know, that sucks, 23 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:45,705 but see, if she was, like, a cancer kid, she'd meet Adele. 24 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,762 I bet you Adele's, like, the number one attraction 25 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,676 for cancer kids right now. 26 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:52,925 It's amazing, because only you could turn this into a negative. 27 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,428 (scoffs) 28 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,099 You know who could turn it into a positive? 29 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,768 -Who? -Adele. 30 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,306 (...) you. 31 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,139 I'm just thinking about Tenika, pal. 32 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,694 No, you're just jealous. 33 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:03,858 I'm jealous? 34 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:06,015 -Yeah. -What am I jealous of? 35 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:08,074 Because you're not on the goddamn lupus list... 36 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,648 -Oh. -'Cause I am, asshole. 37 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:11,033 Oh, okay. All right. Yeah, yeah. 38 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,409 (women screaming) 39 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,656 What the hell is that about? 40 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:15,777 What? 41 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,454 Ava got a rave from "The New York Times." 42 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,912 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God. 43 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,162 -Awesome. -I know. 44 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,083 Holy shit, honey. 45 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,541 Read it. 46 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,041 "The sexy New York rock scene veteran 47 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:26,212 "has impressed me with her backup work before, 48 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,261 "but this time around, she's the star, 49 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,005 and, oh, what a star she is." 50 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,427 Oh, my God, honey. 51 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,875 That's awesome. 52 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:34,554 "Imagine Sharon Stone if she could sing. 53 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:36,433 "Imagine Lana Del Rey with some life experience 54 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,430 and even more alluring vixen whisky in her voice." 55 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,232 Oh, my God. 56 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,685 "With outstanding support from the members of The Assassins 57 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:45,306 "and the feathery touch of piano player AJ Jenkins, 58 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:47,114 "not to mention the ultra-fine licks 59 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,317 of the former Lady Gaga tour guitarist Flash..." 60 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,528 Oh, my God! That's so awesome. Hey, pal. 61 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,448 "Ava X is the new name for an accomplished artist 62 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,488 just hitting her very promised success." 63 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,201 -Yes! -Look at the picture of her. 64 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,241 I know. I know. I know. 65 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:03,004 You look fantastic, honey. Wow. 66 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:05,748 And did they-- did they mention The Heathens? 67 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,791 'Cause, no, I mean, he mentioned the backup singers, 68 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:08,924 so I was just wondering if he-- 69 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,050 Go (...) The Heathens. 70 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,167 -Ava X, baby! - Right, right. 71 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:15,394 Noah's already got an offer for another weekend night, 72 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,385 and Brook wants to throw a party at his place for me 73 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,807 to introduce me to some tastemakers, 74 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,055 you know, like, press and industry folk. 75 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:22,388 We got to get you some amazing new outfits. 76 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:23,942 Totally. 77 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,725 Here's this hairdo I want to do on you. 78 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,649 -Oh, yeah. -Huh? 79 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,108 Hot. That's exactly what I'm talking about. 80 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,398 -Phew. -I love it. 81 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,571 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -It's-- 82 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,819 -Yeah. -Look at this one. 83 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,111 Yes! 84 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,744 Hey, so how do you-- how do you think 85 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:39,872 we're gonna do this now? 86 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,328 Do what? 87 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,948 Well, I'm just thinking about, like, 88 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,924 you definitely want to pursue this solo career thing. 89 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,625 Hell yeah. 90 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:48,535 Yeah, so it means we're gonna need more songs, 91 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:51,343 and I'm just wondering what the process is gonna be, 'cause-- 92 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,718 So, yes, because it's got kind of, like, a nice flow... 93 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,965 You know, Flash and I are already writing all these songs 94 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:58,757 for Gigi, and now we're gonna have to write more Ava X songs, 95 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,972 and so maybe I'm just thinking, you know, maybe 96 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,642 we just slow the process down a little bit, you know? 97 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:05,442 -Johnny? Johnny. -What? 98 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,805 We got it covered. 99 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,232 Oh. Okay. 100 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,820 -Yeah, see, I love that. -Oh. Come here. 101 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,645 -Come here, look at this one. -I love it. 102 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,990 Hey, dude, we've been messing around with some song ideas. 103 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:16,235 We're actually gonna make a demo at my place later, so... 104 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,988 -Oh. -We got it covered. 105 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,489 Look at this. 106 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,081 I love that you've thought about this. 107 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,366 Good. Well, that's, you know-- 108 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:23,749 -That's good. -Makes it easier. 109 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:24,745 Put one here. Bang. 110 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,156 -And one here. -Yes! 111 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,044 With the curling iron going like this. 112 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,631 Yeah. Do you think my hair will do that? 113 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,206 I can do that in, like, ten minutes. 114 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,961 What color clothes you want to wear? 115 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,263 I think I'm gonna maybe go with something... 116 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:38,506 What? No! Not a chance. 117 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,640 He wants to have my children. 118 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,967 Right. 119 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:44,682 -Yeah. Get rid of this thing. -Okay. 120 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,603 -Watch this. Like it? -I love it. 121 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:51,311 ♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪ 122 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:52,324 ♪ All right ♪ 123 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,315 ♪ ♪ 124 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,936 ♪ All right ♪ 125 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,283 ♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪ 126 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:58,739 ♪ Anonymous ♪ 127 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,618 ♪ No, no ♪ 128 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,485 ♪ No, no ♪ 129 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,492 ♪ No, no ♪ 130 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:08,374 ♪ ♪ 131 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:15,376 Not apple pancakes but an actual apple? 132 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,380 You okay? 133 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,671 Yes, I'm fine. 134 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,264 Campbell wants me to lose weight. 135 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,389 He says having a stout man around actors who are 136 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:24,556 supposed to be starving to death is demoralizing. 137 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:25,556 He said stout? 138 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,427 He didn't say... 139 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,024 Yes. Stout. 140 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,524 Thin of body. Stout of mind. 141 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:38,778 Dude, did you just change your Twitter handle 142 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,609 to Hector Jimenez, your real name? 143 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,954 Campbell says Bam Bam is a nickname 144 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,159 that has no dignity; it reduces me. 145 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,500 The way you've reduced yourself 146 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:48,115 in your new profile picture? 147 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,961 That's what Hector's going to look like 148 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,996 by opening night-- Campbell's idea. 149 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,510 He says, "See it. Believe it. And then become it." 150 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:57,755 Very, very Method. 151 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,086 All right, you know what, dude? 152 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,930 He's not De Niro 153 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,636 in his "Raging Bull" days, okay? 154 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,256 And he is nowhere near Daniel Day-Lewis. 155 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,722 That guy stays in character 156 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,892 the entire time he's shooting a picture. 157 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:10,981 Campbell is gonna have the whole cast and crew fast 158 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,937 for three weeks before opening night 159 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:16,019 so we can feel the famine 160 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,534 in our bones. 161 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,186 That's 100 people. 162 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,614 That's like having an army of Daniel Day-De Niros. 163 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:22,993 Who can barely stand up! 164 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,325 Okay. 165 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,365 Just come back to the fold, man. 166 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:30,039 Campbell directed and starred in 167 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:33,668 a highly acclaimed movie of "Hamlet" a few years back. 168 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:37,917 Yesterday at rehearsal, I heard he wants to do the same thing 169 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:39,301 with "Feast," man. 170 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,127 So forget the Obies. 171 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:43,342 Forget the Tonys. 172 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,723 Me and you, 173 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,309 we could be going to the Oscars, bro. 174 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,385 The friggin' Oscars. 175 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,944 I-- I want back in, bro. 176 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,556 -Yes! -You'll talk to him for me? 177 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:59,193 You bet your ball sack, I will, buddy. 178 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,032 But you have to fast like the rest of us. 179 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,447 I'm Jewish. Fasting's in my blood. 180 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,196 Okay. 181 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,448 You have to promise to only shoot me from skinny angles. 182 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:16,708 (energetic rock music playing) 183 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:23,630 ♪ ♪ 184 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,733 -Wow! -Whoo! 185 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,635 Oh, my God, that was awesome. 186 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,813 You were awesome. 187 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,061 Man, you can play that ax. 188 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,402 Thank you. 189 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,687 Hey, can we write an actual song? 190 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,152 Oh, honey, I'd love to, 191 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,702 but I only had a couple hours to do this, 192 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,065 'cause I got a songwriting session with Ava. 193 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,411 No, it's-- it's fine. 194 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,156 This was so cool. 195 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,238 Hey, you know what? 196 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,832 We could write a song together. 197 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,907 You could be my new songwriting partner if you want. 198 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,462 -Really? -Yeah. 199 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,496 Is that okay if we jam for a couple hours? 200 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:59,419 I don't want us to impose any more than we already have. 201 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,379 -No. -No, we'd love to! Please. 202 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,339 -Really? -Yes! 203 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,050 You guys are so nice. 204 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:08,050 (upbeat rock music) 205 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:14,983 ♪ ♪ 206 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,355 All right. 207 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,816 Thank you so much. 208 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,275 -Yeah, no problem. -You're amazing. 209 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,735 Give me a hug. 210 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:24,645 Good job. 211 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,158 Hey. 212 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,526 What's, uh-- what are we doing? 213 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:30,532 "What are we doing?" 214 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,833 Yeah, what's-- 215 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,496 what's going on with us right now? 216 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:36,205 What is going on with all of us is my solo thing. 217 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,786 No, no, I know that. I'm just-- 218 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,091 You seem sort of preoccupied. 219 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,205 Oh, I'm totally preoccupied, Johnny. 220 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,212 Yeah, I got two new gigs to prepare for, 221 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,634 new songs to write with Flash, 222 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,682 new outfits to pick out, and I am slammed, 223 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,336 and I totally need your support. 224 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:50,894 I know, and I'm totally into 225 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:53,767 totally supporting your whole total thing; I just-- 226 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:57,135 Okay, so why didn't you say that first? 227 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,943 Because what you're really concerned about is us. 228 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,398 How all of this is affecting our relationship, right? 229 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:06,149 Honey, honestly, I'm probably 86% totally into your thing 230 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,992 and then, like, 14% concerned about us. 231 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,317 I'm just-- that's all. 232 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,242 And me and Flash writing together? 233 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:14,661 That's nothing. That's, like, 5%. 234 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:18,001 That's more than 100. That's 105. 235 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,667 And that's what I'm-- I'm 105% in on this whole-- 236 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,957 Okay, listen. 237 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,000 That's how much I'm supporting it. 238 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,212 I... (sighs) 239 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,462 I am so plugged in to my own thing, 240 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:26,633 I can't even begin to process 241 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,631 how I feel about anything else, okay? 242 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,473 All I know is that this 243 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:33,428 is the best I have ever felt about me. 244 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,680 The way those audiences reacted to me and the-- 245 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,562 the groove I got into with the band, 246 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,559 it's like-- ugh, it's exhilarating 247 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:45,652 and scary and mind-blowing and totally freakin' electric. 248 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,190 And it's disappointing to know 249 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,784 that my boyfriend doesn't... 250 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:54,201 feel the same way. 251 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,660 I wanted to share this with you, not feel guilty about it. 252 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,372 Let me do your hair. 253 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,544 -What? -Look. 254 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,882 I've been watching YouTube videos 255 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,627 about how to blow-dry hair and style hair. 256 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,708 No, no, no, I think I can do a better job than Flash, honey. 257 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,304 -Seriously. -No, Johnny, no! 258 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,629 (sighs) 259 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,683 You need to hang tight right now, 260 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,427 and I need to focus on me. 261 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,639 You need to focus on me. 262 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,930 Stop staring at my hair. 263 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,193 Honey, it's part of my focus. 264 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,435 I'm focused in on your hair. 265 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,396 Your hair is part of you, you know? 266 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,016 Big part of you! 267 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,693 Know what we should do, Johnny Rock? 268 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:29,903 What? 269 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,453 We should write a song about lupus. 270 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,736 Tenika. 271 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,119 What do you mean, like a ballad? 272 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,275 Like a charity anthem. 273 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,744 Like "We Are the World" 274 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,914 or that song "Ronan" that Taylor Swift did 275 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,333 or the Christmas one. 276 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:44,171 But no one ever wrote one of those about lupus. 277 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,247 "Ronan" was good, but a lot of those charity anthems 278 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,882 are just kind of, like-- I don't know. 279 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,459 They all have that same kind of 280 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,014 chord change setup too, you know? 281 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,007 That same vibe. 282 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,888 (soft piano music playing) 283 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:58,306 ♪ In this land of milk and honey ♪ 284 00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,346 (laughter) 285 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:04,599 ♪ That we call the U. S. A. ♪ 286 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:08,274 ♪ There are children who are too sick ♪ 287 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:12,704 ♪ To go outside and play ♪ 288 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:17,445 ♪ So in that hour of darkness ♪ 289 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:21,790 ♪ With a heavy load to bear ♪ 290 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,958 ♪ Let's all raise a hand ♪ 291 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,708 ♪ For healing ♪ 292 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:32,801 ♪ From the California coastline ♪ 293 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:36,929 -♪ To your old Kentucky home ♪ GIGI: "Kentucky home"? 294 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,848 ♪ These children can't eat hot dogs ♪ 295 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:43,388 ♪ Or have an ice cream cone ♪ 296 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:46,983 ♪ They dream of running outside ♪ 297 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,570 ♪ In the warming summer sun ♪ 298 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:54,647 ♪ And it can happen if you listen to this song ♪ 299 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,494 -Yeah! Here we go. -Yes! 300 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,779 BOTH: ♪ So raise a hand ♪ 301 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,293 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 302 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,325 BOTH: ♪ Ooh, that we're feeling ♪ 303 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,958 -♪ Ah, ah ♪ -Oh, yeah. Yeah. 304 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:07,125 BOTH: ♪ It's a hand ♪ -♪ Ah, ah ♪ 305 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:10,955 ALL: ♪ That understands ♪ 306 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:14,552 ♪ That there's a time for reaching out ♪ 307 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:18,179 ♪ 'Cause they're just like you and me ♪ 308 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,928 ♪ So let's all raise a hand ♪ 309 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,141 ♪ For healing ♪ 310 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,522 (laughter) 311 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,978 -That was great. -That was awesome! 312 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:27,978 So good. 313 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,019 That was fantastic. 314 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,982 -Good job. -Great. 315 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,612 What's wrong? 316 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,199 I just-- I don't know. 317 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,985 I never wrote a song with anyone before. 318 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,489 This was so awesome, 319 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:42,870 and it was funny and sucky in the beginning, 320 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,959 but it was also kind of true, 321 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,575 but it was so cool. 322 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,246 It's okay. Come here. 323 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,013 You know what? Tell you what. 324 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,626 Any time you want to write a song, 325 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,513 you can come back here and-- and jam with me. 326 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,640 -Okay? -Yeah. 327 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,547 (sniffles) 328 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,023 -You all right? -Mm-hmm. 329 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,811 I'm good. 330 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,440 All right. Let's do something else. 331 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,268 -Let's do a cover. -(laughs) 332 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,783 You want to do a cover? What do you want to sing? 333 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,185 -Sure. -Joni Mitchell. 334 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,693 No, we're not doing Joni Mitchell. 335 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:17,744 Oh, my God. 336 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,243 (blow-dryer whirring) 337 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,163 (woman moaning) 338 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,088 (both moaning) 339 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,430 That's definitely the last time. 340 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,981 Definitely. 341 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,725 I just--I needed to get it out of my system. 342 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,016 Me too. Closure. 343 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,349 Closure. 344 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:54,734 That's a good word. 345 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,612 We should, um... work on that song. 346 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,820 Uh, I got nothing for that song. 347 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,241 I mean, I got the music but no lyrics. 348 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,160 You got anything? 349 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,945 Oh, I got somethin'. 350 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,544 Does that mean what I think it means? 351 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,830 Technically, it's still the last time. 352 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,004 (blow-dryer whirs) 353 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,013 Go on. Open it. 354 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,546 Look closely. 355 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,263 That is a blade of grass 356 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,603 from the field on my grandfather's farm in Ireland. 357 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,428 It's the same land that's been in my family 358 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,894 since before the famine. 359 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,603 I had the grass placed into the cross 360 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,773 as a token of reconciliation 361 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,152 and friendship. 362 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,729 Oh, my God. 363 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,194 I don't know what to say. 364 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,863 Well, say you'll come back to the show. 365 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,742 Hector wants your singular input. 366 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,159 Listen, Sonny. 367 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,618 Am I... altering your vision? 368 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:53,924 Yes, but it's still the same powerful story. 369 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,416 It's still the same passion that you gave it. 370 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,880 Siobhan, play "Famine Fields." 371 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,090 SIOBHAN: Yes, Campbell. Playing "Famine"-- 372 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,549 Just do it, for God's sake. 373 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,839 (mellow hip-hop music playing) 374 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,263 There it is. 375 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:10,522 Now you're talking to me, sweet Jesus, with your pain. 376 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:14,096 ♪ We seek a savior when the savage ocean winds blow ♪ 377 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,023 ♪ Unprotected in our house with no windows ♪ 378 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,073 ♪ No hope, no guns, no potatoes ♪ 379 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,778 ♪ Slithering through the dark and ravaged fields ♪ 380 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,909 ♪ Shivering in the cold and ravaged fields ♪ 381 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,617 ♪ Delivering our message ♪ 382 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,737 ♪ The ravaged fields ♪ 383 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,084 ♪ This is how the famine feels ♪ 384 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,580 ♪ This is how the famine feels ♪ 385 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,633 ♪ This is how the famine fields feel ♪ 386 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,548 ♪ ♪ 387 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,635 It's cool. 388 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,045 It's... wow! 389 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,514 I knew you'd be happy, man. 390 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,394 Campbell is so on this, brother. 391 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,520 -I'm on it. -I really dig it, man. 392 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,848 Before we talk any more, I want to go into the bathroom 393 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,734 and see how this thing looks on me. 394 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,071 Welcome back, brother. 395 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:04,898 Love. 396 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,574 Life's greatest weapon, yeah? 397 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,703 Has to be expressed aloud, though, boyos. 398 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,660 Um, Campbell? 399 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,002 You love me, right? 400 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,956 As if you were my sibling. 401 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,837 Why? What-- what's the matter? 402 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,285 I don't know; it's just-- 403 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,754 you know, you gave me these glasses, 404 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,054 which--which I love. 405 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,297 I love these. 406 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:27,298 And this scarf, which is fantastic. 407 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,011 But you just gave Sonny-- 408 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,511 I don't know; it s-- 409 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,024 seems like a more-- 410 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,385 I don't know--meaningful gift, you know? 411 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,062 Hector. 412 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,900 Let me... let me color in your mind for a second. 413 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,016 Yeah. 414 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,402 On my family farm 415 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,939 in Knockbride, County Cavan, 416 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:47,112 there are now 47 sheep, 417 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,073 not to be eaten-- to be raised well, 418 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,834 till their coats are thick with fleece, 419 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:57,207 and my cousin Seamus, he shears that fleece with his own... 420 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,956 with the-- the one strong hand. 421 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,919 -Yeah? -Yeah. 422 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:06,129 The wool for your scarf is handspun from that fleece 423 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,432 by my cousin Eileen and four of her sisters. 424 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,346 Individually combed and woven by them, 425 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:15,055 and then Eileen picks the most precious product every year, 426 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,637 and she sends five chosen scarves, 427 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:22,693 only the five finest scarves, to me 428 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:26,900 to give as gifts to those closest to me. 429 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,573 So that scarf 430 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:33,662 is therefore, I think, priceless. 431 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,079 -You all right? -I'm sorry. 432 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,577 No, don't-- don't be sorry. 433 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,039 Hey. It's all right. 434 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,369 Come here. 435 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,753 I understand. I understand. 436 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,751 You deserve, man. You deserve. 437 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,883 I'm sor-- I'm gonna go. 438 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,130 -Yeah, yeah. -This okay? 439 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,551 -I just-- -Take a second. 440 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,139 Thank you, Campbell. Oh! 441 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:54,055 (sighs) 442 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,018 That is really cool, man. 443 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,690 That is really cool. 444 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,688 I wish my family had that kind of living heritage. 445 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,571 I bought that scarf at Neiman Marcus. 446 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,198 The blade of grass, I found in Central Park yesterday 447 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,736 while I was out walking with my dog, Cracker. 448 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,280 Seamus now. 449 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,493 Is there, like-- is there not a family farm? 450 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,754 There probably is. 451 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,576 In (...) Scotland. 452 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,001 "Campbell Scott"? 453 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,749 Oh, my God. You're not even Irish. 454 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,051 Well, that's the great thing about the Method. 455 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,455 As long as this show runs, 456 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,844 no one in New York will be as Irish as I-- 457 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,891 no one in New York City. 458 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,965 No one in New York City will be as Irish as I. 459 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,852 As I. That's too (...) much. 460 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,428 As I. 461 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:48,032 (funky dance music) 462 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,815 -(laughs) -Nobody! 463 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,950 ♪ ♪ 464 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,527 Look at them. 465 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,832 Sycophantic little suck-ups all vying for her attention. 466 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,196 Look at Flash with his stupid snaky smile. 467 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,753 No, it's not snaky. 468 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,826 It's wide and charming. 469 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,462 It's amazing how handsome a guy can look 470 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,958 once you don't want to (...) him anymore. 471 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,960 What are you talking about? Did you guys break up? 472 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,632 No, but I planted the seed. 473 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,050 I told him he should start seeing people 474 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,088 closer to his own age. 475 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,881 What are you saying that for? 476 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,854 -Ava's close to his own age. -Okay, forget about Ava. 477 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,425 He and Ava already had a thing, okay? 478 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,100 He may look happy on the outside, 479 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,808 but inside he's still totally obsessing over me. 480 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,559 ♪ ♪ 481 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,692 -See? -Yeah. 482 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:26,858 My money's on Brook. 483 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,606 He's rich, he's handsome, 484 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,978 and, best of all, he's supportive. 485 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,194 You know what? 486 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,703 You say that word to me one more time, 487 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,025 I'm gonna puke on one of these $9-million rugs. 488 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,320 What word? Supportive? 489 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,493 I don't want to hear it again. 490 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,620 -Supportive. -Not funny. 491 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,447 (slowly) Supportive. 492 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,952 (chuckles) You know what? 493 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,333 This whole goddamn thing is your fault. 494 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,620 -You know that, right? -Are you mad? 495 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,963 No, I'm not mad. 496 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,667 You're gonna blame this on me? 497 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,127 Okay, listen, if you hadn't been 498 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,087 in such a rush to watch that stupid Ava videotape, 499 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,417 we wouldn't have found out about her and Flash, 500 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,802 and none of this would've happened, okay? 501 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,378 Oh, my God, you're so insane. 502 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,763 This all happened 'cause you couldn't keep 503 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,430 your dick in your pants 25 years ago. 504 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,008 Okay, not keeping my dick in my pants 505 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,813 is how you ended up on planet Earth, little girl. 506 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,266 Oh, thank you so much. Why? 507 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,926 So I could go live on a farm in the middle 508 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,854 of goddamn nowhere, Ohio, playing piano with my mom? 509 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,773 Do you know what I would've given to play piano with my dad, 510 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:10,522 to write a song with my dad like you and Tenika did today? 511 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,284 I would've signed up for lupus gladly 512 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,446 if it locked me in the house with my music legend father. 513 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:15,945 That's what you were thinking about 514 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,486 while we were writing that song with Tenika? 515 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,371 Oh, my God. So selfish. 516 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:21,828 Where do you think I got that from? 517 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,327 (sighs) Listen. 518 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,539 Do you think I don't regret not being there for you 519 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:26,579 when you were growing up? 520 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,082 Yes, I do, okay? 521 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,754 But there's nothing I can do about it, all right? 522 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,212 I'd have to invent a time machine 523 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,552 and travel back to 1992 524 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,256 and start the whole thing over again, okay? 525 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,466 So you basically have two choices: 526 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:40,717 one, forgiveness, or, two, time machine. 527 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,391 What's it gonna be? 528 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,140 Well, as much as I love that Don Henley song, 529 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,391 I think I'm gonna go with time machine. 530 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,274 Speaking of which. 531 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,444 GIGI: Oh, wow. 532 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,071 JOHNNY: Oh, man. 533 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:55,528 Ugh. 534 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,778 Look at them all. 535 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,029 So shiny. 536 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,280 Yeah. 537 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,491 This one's from 1992. 538 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,292 If I could go back in time, 539 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,745 I'd still have you, but I'd also have one of these 540 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,655 and one of these and a Grammy. 541 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,874 He probably has all the Grammys locked up in a vault somewhere. 542 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,334 Yeah, I bet. 543 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,794 These would look pretty cool on our piano. 544 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,054 -Yep. -Next to my lupus medication. 545 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,716 Mm. 546 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,125 I want whisky. 547 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,933 I want to drink lots of whisky right now. 548 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:19,926 You know what? 549 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,717 I noticed a 25-year-old 550 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,931 single malt Macallan bottle 551 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,640 on that bar back there. 552 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,890 You know what that is? 553 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,851 A very expensive bottle of booze? 554 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,522 Or a very cheap time machine. 555 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,361 I'll be right back. 556 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,395 Hey, you see those guys right there? 557 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,783 Hottest new band in town. 558 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,949 They're like alt-rock surf-pop 559 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,328 meets anthem dance-punk disco. 560 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,865 They're total chick magnets too. 561 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,210 I don't know; the problem with guys my age in alt-rock bands 562 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,165 is that they all look like they're about to be shot 563 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,916 for Civil War desertion. 564 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,957 -What's the band called? -I don't want to tell you. 565 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,461 -Tell me. -You're not gonna like it. 566 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,513 -Do it. -Spotsylvania. 567 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,586 Shoot them. 568 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,591 And burn their outfits. 569 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,512 They're-- 570 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,969 (sighs) 571 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,648 Oh, you got to be shitting me! 572 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,146 Honey, it's not like he's gonna miss it. 573 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,858 He's got a ton more up there. 574 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,488 Plus, he's too busy hittin' on my girlfriend. 575 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,855 We're putting it back. 576 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,151 We're not putting it back, honey, okay? 577 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,204 I-I deserve this. 578 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,657 The Heathens deserve this. 579 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,616 Remember when we first met him? 580 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,737 He said, in 1992, we should've won the Best New Artist Grammy? 581 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,754 Well, we would've won one of these too. 582 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:29,746 And I'll tell you what. 583 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:30,997 If I had won one of these, 584 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,368 I would've given the greatest speech 585 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,294 in the history of the MTV awards. 586 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,383 Yeah? 587 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,547 Who would you have thanked? 588 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,626 I'm not gonna thank anybody. 589 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,512 -That's the whole thing. -Ah. 590 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,179 That's like that typical bullshit that every band does. 591 00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:45,387 I would've gotten up there and been like, "You know what? 592 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,597 "To all the-- the record company executives 593 00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,558 "and all the music industry assholes 594 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,268 "and all the club owners and everybody else 595 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:52,978 "in this business who told me I was never gonna make it, 596 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,058 "I'd like to say two words-- 597 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:57,114 (...) you." 598 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,107 Shocker. 599 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,398 And then the next day, 600 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,741 it would've been all over the papers. 601 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,816 Everybody would've been talking about it. 602 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,782 What, you--you-- you would've been gracious? 603 00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,532 -I would've been lovely. -Oh, yeah. 604 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,044 Let me show you what I would do. 605 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,495 I would start out by thanking my loved ones, 606 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,575 my family and my friends. 607 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:14,080 I would then thank my amazing band, The Assassins. 608 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,633 You guys are my heartbeat when I'm out there. 609 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:16,666 Mm-hmm. 610 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,339 My amazing boyfriend, Flash, 611 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,707 who surrounds me with love 612 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,973 and sexy guitar licks. 613 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,876 My surrogate mom, Ava, 614 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,344 I love you; I need you. 615 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,304 I couldn't have done this without you. 616 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,274 And last but not least... 617 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,175 (sighs) 618 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,311 My mom. 619 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:37,442 My real mom, Cat. 620 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,069 'Cause even though we fought 621 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:42,186 and even though I felt like she was smothering me, 622 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,864 the truth is, 623 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:47,453 you were just loving me twice as hard. 624 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,699 Because unlike the other little girls out there, 625 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:54,293 I didn't have a real dad. 626 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,670 Thank you, Jesus! 627 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,786 BROOK: Hey! What the (...)? 628 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,423 Where do you think you're going with my Moonman? 629 00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,053 -It was his idea. -No, no. 630 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,009 We-- we weren't going anywhere. 631 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,430 We were just, you know... 632 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,179 We were gonna take pictures with it. 633 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:16,943 Just to, you know-- That's all we were gonna do. 634 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,517 We were just gonna take some selfies with it. 635 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:22,443 (Ezra Furman's "Lousy Connection" playing) 636 00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:25,533 (doo-wop music) 637 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:29,869 ♪ ♪ 638 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,037 (groans) 639 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,655 ♪ It's late at night ♪ 640 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,461 ♪ It's time to tell you my secrets ♪ 641 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:39,666 ♪ My personality's cut up into pieces ♪ 642 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:44,008 ♪ Modern society's my one secret weakness ♪ 643 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:48,086 ♪ I'm out of money and I'm out of my mind ♪ 644 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:52,263 ♪ I, I don't want to be... ♪