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both:
♪ Stay in this dream tonight ♪
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♪ There's nobody else tonight ♪
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- I got bagels.
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- What happened
to that girl?
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What happened
to those pants?
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- It's not the pants, honey.
It's your ass.
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You look good in anything.
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- You always say that.
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- I say it all the time
'cause it's true.
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- What are we doing, John?
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- I'm--I'm gonna make
some bagels, and--
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- This thing with Micki's
got ahold of me.
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I feel like my past
is haunting me.
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Look at that girl.
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[sighs]
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That girl was doing things.
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She had her whole life
ahead of her.
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She was adventurous
and bold,
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and now she's...
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living in a rented
Brooklyn apartment,
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not engaged, not married--
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just standing still.
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I think we need
a change, John.
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- What do you mean?
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- I don't know.
Something.
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- Something like what?
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- Something else.
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- Okay, honey, honey,
listen.
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Let's just--let's relax, okay?
All right?
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You know, we got dealt a double
mortality blow recently.
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You know, first David Bowie--
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that was a big thing
for both of us--
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and then Micki,
which was huge.
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Let's just--
let's not overreact, okay?
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I mean, you know,
I want you to be happy.
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I want us to be happy.
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Okay, you know what?
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You've asked me this
a million times
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and I always said no,
but do you--do you--
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you want to go
to couples counseling?
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- I want to have a threesome.
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- Oh!
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Way better idea.
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- That girl used to have
threesomes.
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We used to have threesomes.
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- Yes, we did.
You know what would be awesome?
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A threesome
with a couples counselor.
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- [laughs]
- That would be, like, amazing.
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Hey.
- What's up?
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- We're gonna have a threesome.
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- Okay, but I only got an hour.
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- [laughs]
- Ha-ha.
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- Whoever you get,
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if you plan
on bringing them here,
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I have an announcement.
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It is laundry day,
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and there's a serious
clean towel shortage.
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- You know who'd be good?
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That witchy blonde bartender
at the Mercury Lounge.
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- Oh, yeah, we love her.
She's hot.
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- Yeah, she's also,
like, 20.
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If I'm gonna be
doing this again,
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I don't want to feel bad
about myself.
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40 or over,
smaller tits, bigger ass.
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Just remember, if you ever
have a threesome,
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it's really all about
your own self-esteem.
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- Sometimes when I listen
to you guys talk,
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I feel like a nun.
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I have done nothing.
I don't go out.
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I don't party.
I don't do drugs.
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The one time
I almost did blow,
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I got so hung up on how much
I hated my eyebrows
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in the coke mirror
that I didn't even do it.
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- [chuckles]
- Seriously.
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I'm in the middle
of New York City
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in the rock scene, and all
I care about is the music.
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It's sad; I feel like
I'm missing out a little.
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- Because you are.
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This is gonna sound
like some Oprah shit,
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but I don't regret
the things I did.
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I only regret
the things I didn't do.
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So you got to have
a threesome
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or a lesbian affair
or something.
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- Okay, well, I feel like
threesome is my best option
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just 'cause if I get distracted
on my phone,
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there's someone there
to take over.
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- That's a great reason
to have a threesome.
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[laughter]
My God.
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Base your sexual experiences
on your ADD problem.
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- So what do you say, baby?
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Want to do it?
Want to have a threesome?
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- Well, if sex, drugs,
and rock and roll
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has taught me anything,
it's that I'm a one-woman guy.
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- Oh!
- Oh.
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- What he's really
trying to say is,
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he's a little gun-shy
when it comes to threesomes.
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You should just
tell her the truth.
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We're talking about it.
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- There's no shame in it,
Flash.
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- There is a dollop of shame.
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- No, it's endearing.
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- With a side order
of embarrassment.
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- Shut up.
It was a complication situation.
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- When we were teenagers,
we picked up
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this girl who was
the lead singer in some band.
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I can't remember the name.
She was hot.
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And we brought her back
to the apartment that we had,
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and, um, let's put it this way--
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she was all mine after
the first... seven seconds?
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- Ten. Ten seconds, man.
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- Oh, oh, that's better.
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- She was very hot.
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I'm retired from group sex,
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but if you want me to,
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I'll give it one more try.
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- Oh, that's very sweet.
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But if you can't perform,
let's face the facts:
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I'm basically having
a lesbian fling, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- All right.
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So let's go get me
a lesbian.
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- Yee-haw.
- That sounded--
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I'm--I'm very excited.
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I'm just--I just need coffee.
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- ♪ Sex and drugs
and rock and roll ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪
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♪ Anonymous ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Ooh, Stacia RSVP'd yes.
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- Oh, awesome.
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- A ménage candidate?
- Yeah.
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I sent out five Evites
so we'd have a pool.
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- That is very efficient.
- I know.
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Don't want to die
monogamous, right?
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Check her out.
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- Yes!
- Mm, mm, mm.
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- Nice.
- Ooh, I like her.
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Is she Russian?
- Moldovan.
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36, divorced,
in my aerial yoga class.
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Flirts with me after one glass
of Pinot Grig'.
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A little overweight,
so she's perfect!
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- You're very organized.
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You have names, ages,
multiple photos of each girl.
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- Honey, any answer
from Pam Stone?
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- Mm, no, not yet.
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- You mean Pam from AC/DShe?
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- Yeah, she swings both ways.
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We're also after the old
bass player from Vag Halen.
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I used to have
a thing for her,
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and I'm pretty sure
she had a thing for me.
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- Aw. Honey, I hate
to break it to you,
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but I am the main attraction
for these women.
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You are there
for massage purposes
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in case someone pulls a hammy.
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- Okay, well,
I shall massage away.
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- [laughs]
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Oh, and boom,
Pam said yes.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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She was my first choice.
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Oh, so athletic.
Mm!
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Remind me to stretch
before we do her.
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- God, it's starting to sound
like a spin class.
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- Got a girl for you.
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- Oh?
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- Davina O'Dell.
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Goes by Davvy O or some shit,
from Philly.
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Watch this.
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[rock music playing]
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- [singing indistinctly]
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- Huh?
- Oh, my God.
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- Oh, wow.
- Ooh!
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- Yeah, that's cool.
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Can you ever learn ♪
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- Holy shit.
- Yeah.
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- That's great.
That's great.
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- That's the way I want you
to move onstage.
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Hey, you two get it on,
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that's gonna be two items
off your bucket list:
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black lesbian.
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- Well, I don't have
a bucket list.
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I feel like that's
an old-person thing.
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- No, you got to have
a bucket list.
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- Do you have a bucket list?
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- Yeah, I got a bucket list.
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I got a few things left
on there.
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- Oh, yeah?
Is one of them a threesome
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where you last longer
than seven seconds?
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[laughter]
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- [humming]
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- [scoffs]
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Oh, my God.
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This girl is so hot,
and she has
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so much more confidence
than I do onstage.
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- Little nervous?
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- Uh, yeah.
What if I'm not her type?
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- Honey, you have
Elizabeth Taylor's eyes,
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Kate Hudson's ass,
and Salma Hayek's tits.
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You're everybody's type.
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- Yeah, well, I look like
a chipmunk when I smile.
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- [laughs]
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So don't smile.
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- Yeah, but I have chronic
resting bitch face.
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- Yeah, it's bitchy.
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But once she gets ahold
of your body,
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she ain't gonna be thinking
about your face.
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- Okay, but what do I do?
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Seriously, look at me.
What do I do?
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Who makes the first move?
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Who makes the second move?
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What is the second move?
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- Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no.
Come. Sit down.
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Okay, look.
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Don't worry
about the details, okay?
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Just roll with it.
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Let nature take its course.
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You're either gonna be into it,
or you're not.
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Haven't you ever been curious
about girls?
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- Yeah?
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Yeah, yeah.
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No, I have, yeah.
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Yeah, I--
Well, you know.
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- Mm-hmm, but you never
kissed one?
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- No, I'm a control freak.
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I was too afraid
to try anything.
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- Relax, okay?
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This is going
to be fun for you.
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Sex with another chick,
it is awesome.
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Two girls together,
the sex just goes on and on,
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wave after orgasmic wave.
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Mm!
[clicks tongue]
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[inhales sharply]
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[sighs]
There's no natural ending.
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- Well, then how do you know
when it's over?
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- Eventually somebody
gets hungry.
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Usually me.
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Two hours in,
order a pizza.
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Very satisfying.
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- Did--did you say two hours?
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- ♪ 'Cause you're a liar ♪
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♪ You're a liar ♪
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♪ You're a liar ♪
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♪ You're a liar ♪
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♪ All you do is lie ♪
- Wow.
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- ♪ Every time
you open your mouth ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're a liar ♪
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- Holy shit,
she just clocked you.
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- [chuckles]
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Why did I just wave?
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Why is my hand still up?
257
00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,137
- ♪ All you do is lie ♪
258
00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,231
♪ Every time
you open your mouth ♪
259
00:07:57,227 --> 00:08:05,357
♪ ♪
260
00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,490
- Hi, I'm Davvy.
261
00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,608
- Oh, h--
Hey.
262
00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,204
I'm--I'm--I'm Gigi.
263
00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,949
- Did you wave at me
when I winked at you onstage?
264
00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,662
- Uh, yes, I-I did.
265
00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:19,252
I waved because I'm
the uncoolest person on Earth.
266
00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:21,629
But I should be cooler 'cause
I'm actually a singer too.
267
00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,036
- Yeah, I've seen you perform.
268
00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,384
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
269
00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:25,589
Your voice is incredible.
270
00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,838
As are your eyes.
271
00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,510
- Oh. Thank you.
272
00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,849
- I'm trying this thing
where I don't resent people
273
00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,675
for being talented
or beautiful.
274
00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,810
- Mm-hmm.
275
00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,976
- And you're both, so...
276
00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,225
I'm gonna have to work
twice as hard not to hate you.
277
00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:42,107
- No, I'm not even anything.
278
00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:44,435
What you did onstage
was just--it was--
279
00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:45,901
it was amazing.
280
00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,240
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
281
00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,485
- Glad you liked it.
282
00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,736
- I did.
Liked it.
283
00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:52,946
Oh, no, these aren't all mine.
284
00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,079
These are for my band.
285
00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,325
- Okay.
Well, I'm not judging.
286
00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,286
I like a girl who makes
bad decisions.
287
00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,957
[both laugh]
288
00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:02,245
So, um, you hanging,
or you got to split?
289
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,630
- Oh, I'm hanging.
290
00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:04,706
I'm gonna hang--
I'm gonna hang out.
291
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,841
- I think you should hang.
292
00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,127
- Yes.
293
00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,630
- Let me just get changed up.
- Sure.
294
00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,551
- And we'll grab a drink.
- Okay.
295
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,260
- Or 4... or 12.
296
00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,890
- Oh, no.
I mean--
297
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,516
- Oh, hey.
298
00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,845
You don't bone her,
I will.
299
00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,480
Sorry, Pam.
- No, I'm with you.
300
00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,227
Let's ditch Johnny
and have a threesome with her.
301
00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,858
- I get to watch.
- Good luck, honey.
302
00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,435
I'll be at home.
Call me if you need anything.
303
00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,190
- Okay.
- I'm so excited for you.
304
00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,442
- This is weird.
305
00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,283
- Just remember, pizza.
306
00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,908
- Yeah, we're a long way
from pizza.
307
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:33,946
[sighs]
How do I look?
308
00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,198
- Nervous.
309
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,580
Here, take this
and relax.
310
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,293
Ah.
Better?
311
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,880
Whoa!
312
00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,586
- Do you guys know
the difference
313
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,666
between your
former manager, Ira,
314
00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,221
and your present
and future manager, moi?
315
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,966
- You're a taller
self-hating Jew.
316
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,507
- Ha-ha.
That's really funny.
317
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:55,511
No, I'm not.
318
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:56,552
I'm the new Jew, okay?
319
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,014
I come with new ideas.
320
00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,144
- Go ahead.
What do you got?
321
00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,680
- Okay, the success
322
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,813
of the hip-hop musical
"Hamilton"
323
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:06,731
has led to an upsurge
in people bringing historical
324
00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,191
but edgy material
to the New York theater scene.
325
00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,112
So I did some talking.
326
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,991
I met with some of the more
influential friends I have.
327
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:17,238
I played them a couple songs
from "An Gorta Mor,"
328
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,122
and they want to bring the show,
329
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,039
with a major Irish actor
starring,
330
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:26,458
to the hottest experimental
theater venue in the city.
331
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,039
Boom.
332
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:32,884
Brooklyn Opera and Off-Broadway
Main Stage.
333
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,722
- Oh, my God, someone gets me.
334
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,587
- Are you interested?
- Interested?
335
00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,224
I am in!
- All right!
336
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,061
- I'm in, baby!
- Good!
337
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,386
Right.
338
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,521
- Boom.
- Boom, bing-bong-bong.
339
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,848
- Bow-bow-bow. All right.
This is awesome.
340
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,234
The producer just wants
to sit down
341
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,360
with you guys
for a couple minutes.
342
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:49,936
- I'm out.
- Go over--
343
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,321
What?
344
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,607
- I produce.
345
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,900
I direct.
346
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,283
I-I control everything, man.
347
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,241
We do it my way,
348
00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,741
or we don't do it
at all.
349
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,162
- Okay, so they're never
gonna go for that
350
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,582
because these are actual
notable people
351
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,461
that have huge, big-time
Broadway credits.
352
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,497
- You hear that?
"They." Huh?
353
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,171
- They want to have
a conversation
354
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,090
about what parts
of "An Gorta Mor"
355
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,548
actually work onstage.
356
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,668
It's a process, man.
357
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,344
- What about my process, Noah?
358
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,892
I've spent eight years
of my life,
359
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,216
every dime I've ever had
creating a song cycle
360
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:23,021
about one of the great tragedies
of human history.
361
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,266
This is my blood, man,
my sweat,
362
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,638
my tears.
363
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,944
- It is 26 songs
about potatoes!
364
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,688
- It's 29 songs
about pain, oppression,
365
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,691
famine, and suffering.
366
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,903
- 6 million Jews died
in the Holocaust!
367
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,864
- Jesus. Wow.
368
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,374
- Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
369
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,485
I don't--um--
370
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,201
I don't even--okay, uh...
371
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,122
So sometimes when I get
really worked up, I say that.
372
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,370
It's kind of like, um--
like a Jewish Tourette's thing.
373
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,832
I'm sorry.
374
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,082
Say what you were saying
375
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,543
about, uh, your pain
and blood, man.
376
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,684
[both laughing]
377
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,675
- You have so much confidence
onstage, you know?
378
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,137
You're so in the moment.
379
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,177
I'm just--
I wish I had that.
380
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,517
- You hate the way you look,
don't you?
381
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,437
- Oh, we're going there
right now?
382
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,516
- Yeah.
383
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,980
- Uh... well, yeah.
384
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,521
I do sometimes.
Yeah.
385
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,904
- Tell me what you hate.
386
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,281
- Really?
- Yeah.
387
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,447
Come on.
388
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,195
We're just two ladies talking.
389
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,367
- [sighs]
390
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:23,365
Well, my butt is too high.
391
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,658
- Absolutely not.
392
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,291
- No?
- It is perfectly placed.
393
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,667
- Um...
394
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,075
my tits are enormous.
395
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,173
- Yeah!
396
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,587
[both laugh]
397
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,415
- Oh, my God,
you're relentlessly positive.
398
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,511
- Yup.
I'm a queer woman of color.
399
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,717
Every day
is a Disney cruise.
400
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:39,926
- No, that's not
what I meant.
401
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,676
- I know. Look.
402
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,598
I'm a woman, okay?
403
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,846
Some days, I wake up,
and I hate my hair
404
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,268
and I wish I had a face
like yours
405
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,848
and a rich-ass girlfriend
so I didn't have
406
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,522
to lift a finger
for the rest of my life.
407
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,071
But most days?
408
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:57,525
Most days, I wake up,
and I say,
409
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:58,817
"I am the queen
of Pussy Castle,
410
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,410
and I will destroy
all my enemies."
411
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,985
- [laughs]
- 'Cause that's my motto.
412
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,080
- That's awesome.
That's a good motto.
413
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,865
- I'm glad you like it.
- I wish I had a motto.
414
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,328
- Well, we can--
we can find you a motto.
415
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,538
- Yeah?
416
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,868
- Or at least a nickname
of sorts.
417
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,082
- What would my nickname be?
418
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:14,132
- Um, how about...
Bitch Tits?
419
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,377
[both laugh]
420
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,669
Why are you hiding
your smile?
421
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,722
- Oh, no!
- Yeah, I saw it.
422
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,676
- Oh, because when I smile,
I look like a chipmunk.
423
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,347
- Jesus! You are a mess!
424
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,215
- I know!
[sighs]
425
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,933
Yeah, but you know what?
I-I'm happy.
426
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,603
I thought you were gonna
think I was just another
427
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,191
stupid straight girl
who had a crush on you.
428
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,226
- I do.
429
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,729
- You do?
- Yeah.
430
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,321
- Well, aren't you mad
that you're just
431
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,896
kind of like an object
of sexual curiosity?
432
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,571
- I mean, yeah,
I'm slightly insulted.
433
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,491
- You are?
- Yeah.
434
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,989
But, uh, I don't know.
435
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,832
With a body like yours,
I can be very forgiving.
436
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,197
- [chuckles]
437
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,794
- I say we get
a shit-ton of margaritas
438
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:52,999
and see where it goes.
439
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:53,999
- Yeah?
- BT.
440
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,210
- BT?
- BT.
441
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,249
- What is that?
442
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,252
- Bitch Tits.
443
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,423
- Oh, right!
444
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,091
Bitch Tits.
I really like that.
445
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,339
- I'm glad.
It's your nickname.
446
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,930
- Good.
- [laughs]
447
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,585
- I'm an artist.
I'm ahead of my time.
448
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,724
I'm out.
449
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,350
You hear me?
450
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,966
I am out.
451
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,603
- Hab, can I say something
452
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,771
as your best and only friend?
453
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,194
You know who you're
acting like right now?
454
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,191
- David Bowie?
- No.
455
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,073
- Thom Yorke?
- No.
456
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,490
- Are you talking
about my attitude
457
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,028
or just, like,
the timbre of my voice?
458
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,951
- Johnny Rock, asshole.
459
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,659
You're acting
like Johnny Rock.
460
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,290
"Ah, screw the world.
Screw the industry.
461
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,578
Screw the new Jew."
462
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,132
Sorry.
- It's okay.
463
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,915
- "Screw everybody.
Everybody's against me."
464
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,510
[whining]
465
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,625
- Noah, tell him. Tell him.
- "Genius."
466
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,432
- I don't sound
like Johnny Rock, do I?
467
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,295
- Um...
468
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,642
you know, what--
469
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,557
- Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
470
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,555
- Hab,
471
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,716
you're not a genius.
472
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,564
You're a talented bass player,
473
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,019
a visual artist with a great eye
and a gifted ear.
474
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,651
And your song cycle's good,
475
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,728
but it's not goddamn Mozart.
476
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,403
Okay, so stop whining
477
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,151
and couching all your fears
with this arrogant bullshit.
478
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:09,284
- You want to not sound
like Johnny Rock, man?
479
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:13,453
- Do it onstage
at the Obies next year
480
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,294
while you're making
your acceptance speech
481
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:20,549
as the composer of 2016's
best new off-Broadway musical.
482
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:27,513
- "And the winner is...
Rehab."
483
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,642
- Okay, I'm back in.
484
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,348
- All right.
I'm gonna set the meeting.
485
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,518
- What do we wear
to the Obies?
486
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,596
- You sound like
Johnny Rock again.
487
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,600
- I have to pick
what to wear.
488
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,101
- Just pick a potato sack.
489
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,813
How's that?
That sounds good.
490
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,239
- [chuckles]
491
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,497
[soft music playing]
492
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:06,260
♪ ♪
493
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,757
- This is my favorite part.
494
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,468
♪ ♪
495
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,468
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
496
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:15,640
both:
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
497
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,641
- I love this.
498
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,232
♪ ♪
499
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,767
- ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
500
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:25,071
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
501
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,277
You wrote this.
502
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,317
- I cowrote it.
503
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,490
I produced it myself, though.
504
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,987
- Wow.
505
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:38,289
♪ ♪
506
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,789
- You ready to try?
507
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,040
- I just made the first move,
didn't I?
508
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,002
- You did.
509
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,001
- By the way, I have no idea
510
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,252
what the second move is.
511
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,883
[both laugh]
- Okay, well, relax.
512
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,131
One step at a time, baby.
513
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:57,143
♪ ♪
514
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,566
- It's not--
I don't think this is for me.
515
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,910
- Okay.
- I'm so sorry.
516
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,315
I just--I was--
in the beginning,
517
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,913
I was thinking
about my boyfriend,
518
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,738
and then I got lost in the fact
that it was you,
519
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,293
and then I was like,
"Oh, my God, this girl
520
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,036
tastes so delicious;
she tastes like cotton candy."
521
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,668
Then I was like, "Wait, are you
really tasting cotton candy,
522
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,165
"or are you thinking back
to fourth grade
523
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,536
"when you used to eat
a lot of cotton candy
524
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,922
and it was sort of
an obsession for you?"
525
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,419
And then I just got
very confused.
526
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,050
I'm so sorry.
- No, don't be sorry.
527
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,257
I mean, shit,
if that was a confused kiss,
528
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:33,548
I can't wait
to clear things up.
529
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,183
♪ ♪
530
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,430
Come here.
531
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,394
Yeah, it's cotton candy
lip gloss.
532
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,564
- It's cotton candy lip gloss.
I'm an idiot.
533
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,192
- Yeah, you're welcome
for that.
534
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,858
I should have gone with
something a little more subtle.
535
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,726
Orange Blossom,
Indian Summer.
536
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,323
- What do those taste like?
537
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,988
- Well, I'm kind of hoping
you're gonna find out
538
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,487
at some point.
539
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,278
Aw, man.
540
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,702
For your first time
kissing a girl,
541
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,580
that was pretty amazing.
542
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,198
But for now,
why don't we, um--
543
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,424
why don't we have a drink,
call it a night?
544
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,375
I'll take my ass home.
545
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,535
And when you wake up
in the morning,
546
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:06,753
we'll see how you feel.
547
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,842
Okay... Bitch Tits?
548
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,418
[both laugh]
549
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,554
- [moans]
- Oh, my God.
550
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,051
[both giggling]
551
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,512
Hey, girls, don't start
without me, now.
552
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,393
[both moaning]
553
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,890
- You're awesome.
554
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,902
[both giggling and moaning]
555
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,517
- Oh, Mama, yeah.
556
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,154
- Mm-hmm.
557
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,941
- Mm!
558
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,454
[both giggling and moaning]
559
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,447
Ah.
560
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,908
- [moans]
- Mm-hmm.
561
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,537
[both moaning]
562
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,576
- Okay.
I'm ready.
563
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:46,131
Mm.
This is awesome.
564
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,785
- [giggles]
- Yeah.
565
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,593
[both moaning]
566
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:50,837
Okay.
567
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,798
All right.
568
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,048
[both moaning]
569
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,510
Oh, Jesus, this is
unbelievable.
570
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,101
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
571
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,517
Hey, girls, I'm--
I'm ready.
572
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,096
[both moaning]
573
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,101
Oh.
574
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,102
- Oh, yeah.
575
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,363
- Oh, Pam, yeah.
576
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,265
Oh, yeah, Pam.
577
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,733
Oh, yeah.
578
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,193
Ah. Oh, shit.
579
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,704
Oh, yeah.
580
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:15,735
Aah!
581
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:16,738
- Oh!
- What?
582
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:17,819
- Oh!
- Shit.
583
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:18,953
- What? What?
584
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,529
Oh!
- You came in my hair.
585
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,994
- God damn it, Johnny.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
586
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,254
I'm sorry.
- Jesus, are you kidding me?
587
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,615
What was it,
like, five seconds?
588
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,212
- No, no, no, no,
it was longer than that.
589
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,377
Let me get you a towel, okay?
590
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,495
- Get out, Johnny.
- Honey...
591
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,211
- How much come
is in there?
592
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,801
- Did you do some special
kind of a move or something?
593
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,166
'Cause that was like--
- I hardly touched you.
594
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,552
- Get out!
595
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,218
- Okay, okay.
596
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,547
You sure you don't want me
to get you a towel?
597
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:38,971
- Baby, I know.
598
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,009
- Kiss me.
- I'll make it all better.
599
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,182
- Honey?
- I will.
600
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,100
- Oh, Ava.
601
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:46,019
- God damn it.
602
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,148
Okay, it was longer
than it sounded.
603
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,318
Okay?
Who you texting?
604
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,817
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah, baby.
605
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,241
- Oh.
- Uh-huh.
606
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,739
Oh, you like that?
- Oh, yeah.
607
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,621
Yeah.
- [laughs]
608
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,368
- Yeah, baby.
[both laughing]
609
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,621
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh! Oh, yeah.
610
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,294
- More wine, girls?
611
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:13,302
[both moaning and giggling]
612
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,429
[clears throat]
613
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,297
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh.
614
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:24,313
[both moaning]
615
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,268
- Ava! Ava!
616
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,440
- Hey, I think I have to show
you something in my bedroom.
617
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:32,689
- Yeah, I think you do.
618
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,190
- Hey, Dad,
619
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,441
could you get out of here
for a little bit,
620
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,903
give us a little privacy?
621
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,282
Maybe leave the apartment
or the block?
622
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,569
That would be great.
- It's okay.
623
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,122
- Oh, and if you could
bring us a pizza
624
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,445
in, like, two hours,
that would be ideal.
625
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:44,741
- All right.
626
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,834
You girls have fun.
627
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,208
[women moaning]
628
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,705
[sighs]
629
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:53,207
- ♪ All night ♪
630
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,800
♪ I just can't concentrate ♪
631
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,877
♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪
632
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,144
- One, Mississippi.
633
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,546
Two, Mississippi.
634
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,854
- Enough, okay?
635
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:05,927
- [laughs]
636
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,483
- ♪ I need to know ♪
637
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,808
[slow rock music]
638
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:18,283
♪ Why did you send me
a "save the date" ♪
639
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:24,487
♪ If you don't want me to go
in the first place ♪
640
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,702
♪ ♪