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- Holy shit.
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Are those her ashes?
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- Yep.
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45 years of sex and drugs
and rock and roll
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stuffed into one cheap,
wooden box.
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- Ugh.
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Did you find out
what happened?
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- Well, her sad little roommate
said she had a headache
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for a couple of days,
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but who would have thought
aneurysm, right?
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And then I guess
Friday morning she got up,
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had a sip of coffee,
and just collapsed.
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- Hey, you got to go,
that's the way you do it,
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quick and easy.
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- Yeah, harder for everyone
you leave behind, though.
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Not the best Micki picture.
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- Mm.
How was the service?
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- Brutal.
- Awful.
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- So sad.
- Great light, though.
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Got some great pictures
you got to see.
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Look at how the light's coming
through the window,
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giving me that Godfather-y
effect on those empty pews.
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- Oh, wow.
- You're doing good, man.
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- 15 lousy people
in that church.
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20 if you count the chicks
in the band.
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- There was a band?
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- Les Zeppelin.
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All-girl Zeppelin
tribute band.
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Micki loved 'em.
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- They played one of our Heathen
songs, "Ain't No Valentine,"
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which was basically
Micki's theme song
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about never getting married
or having kids,
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which she accomplished.
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- Yeah, and then they played
her favorite Zepp song,
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"Stairway to Heaven."
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- That's pretty awesome.
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- Yeah, not so much.
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The version went on,
like, for 20 minutes.
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- Micki had enough time
to climb back up into heaven and
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grab John Bonham, and bring him
back down to Earth to say,
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"Hey, douche bags,
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enough with the 20-minute
Mellotron flute solos."
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- God, I would have crawled
into the box with Micki.
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Who gave this to you guys,
by the way?
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- Her little, sad roommate.
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Her parents are dead,
no siblings.
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- Yeah, she told her
when she died,
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she wanted her ashes
dumped in the river
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next to the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
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and wanted us to do it.
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- God, I've never seen
a box of ashes before.
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It's so creepy,
you know?
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- Yeah.
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- Someone's hair and face
and teeth and toenails.
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Could we open it up?
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- No, we're not opening it up.
- No!
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- Okay, relax.
[box rattles]
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[gasps]
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- What?
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[box rattles]
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- Oh, my God.
- You guys.
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- What?
- Listen.
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[box rattling]
- [chuckles]
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- It sounds like maracas.
- [moans]
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That was Micki's instrument.
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We sang backup.
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I was tambourine;
she was maracas.
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Is this what's gonna
happen to me?
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I'm gonna end up some box
of anonymous ashes
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that sound like a stupid
percussion instrument?
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You make sure that
when I'm cremated,
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you put some earrings in here
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so that my ashes get the full
tambourine effect, okay?
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God.
- Okay.
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- ♪ Sex and drugs
and rock and roll ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪
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♪ Anonymous ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ ♪
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- See, these are
all the better photos
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than the one they had
on Micki's mass card.
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Oh, shit.
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I better pick out my picture
in case I drop dead tomorrow.
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Where's that one that you took
of me last summer at sunset?
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- Help me.
- Yeah, no, the one that I--
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- Oh, yes, on the beach.
- [speaks indistinctly]
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- Yes, I have it on my phone.
I'll send it to you.
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- Honey, you're not gonna
die any time soon.
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- John, you don't
know that, okay?
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And I want a good picture
of myself if it happens,
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and I don't want Led Zeppelin
playing at my memorial.
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I want "Lazarus,"
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the song Bowie wrote
before he died.
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- Yeah.
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That's really moving.
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Hmm.
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- I want a parade.
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- When?
- When I die.
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I want a big parade,
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you know, with cotton candy
and lots of balloons
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and marching bands and dancers
and, yeah, a big deal.
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- Okay, well, honey, you have
to be famous to get a parade.
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- I will be.
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Wait, I should pick
a picture now.
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- Yeah.
- Right now.
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- Totally.
- Start filtering away.
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- Yep.
[gasps]
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Oh, my gosh.
[gasps]
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I bet this is a tape
I put together
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of all of our home videos
and performance stuff.
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There has got to be
great Micki footage on there.
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- I want to see it.
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All the clothes,
all the backstage stuff
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when you guys were young.
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Shit, I want to watch it now.
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- Where are we
gonna find a VCR?
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Those things are
more extinct than Toto.
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The band, not the dog.
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- No, no, no,
Rehab knows a guy.
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Rehab can have this done.
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He had all Bam's stuff done.
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It looks great.
Let me give it to him.
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We could be watching it
by tomorrow afternoon.
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- Yeah, well, Flash is taking me
to Micki's tomorrow morning
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to pick up some
of her belongings,
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so just make sure you wait
until we're back
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and then we can all watch it.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Cool.
- 1989.
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Topless Micki?
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- No, that's me
in one of your thongs.
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- Oh.
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You have it on backwards.
- [sighs]
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- Oh, I can't wait
to see this video.
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- Yeah, me neither.
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- And I don't feel very
comfortable watching this
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without Ava here.
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It's a professional courtesy
in the transfer world.
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- Honey, I kind of agree.
Maybe we should wait.
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- No, I'm with
my girl Gigi.
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I want to see my hair.
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- Guys, it's just
old Heathens footage.
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Ava's not gonna care
if we get a head start.
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Besides, I'm gonna watch it
more than once.
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Let's go.
- Hey.
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- [sings indistinctly]
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[rock music]
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- Oh.
- Oh, shit!
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- Oh!
I love this song.
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Look at Flash.
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- Look at the girls.
They look fantastic.
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- Yeah.
- Those were the days.
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- ♪ Shine the night ♪
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♪ Shine it down ♪
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- Back in my hometown,
ready to kick some musical ass.
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- This is August 1993.
What is this?
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- Well, when the band
broke up,
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Ava and I took a little,
you know, hiatus.
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- Meaning she kicked his ass
to the curb.
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- No, she went down
to Nashville
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to clear her head,
kind of start over.
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That's all.
- Yeah.
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Did some backup, you know,
vocal work and--
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- ♪ Not impressed by the places
you've been ♪
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- Uh, did you know Flash
was down there with her?
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- Well, I mean, you know,
he's from down there,
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and, you know,
it's not that unusual
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that he would
have been down there,
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you know, visiting his parents
or something.
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ You belong... ♪
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- No, no, no, no,
I want to see this.
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- Let's see what else
is on here.
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- Guys, I really feel like we
should turn this off
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until Ava gets here.
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- Shh.
both: ♪ Dream tonight ♪
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- ♪ There's nobody ♪
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both: ♪ Else tonight ♪
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- ♪ The stars in the ♪
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both: ♪ Sky tonight ♪
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- ♪ Will follow us now ♪
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♪ Forever and ever ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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[gentle acoustic guitar music]
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both: ♪ Oh ♪
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪
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both: ♪ Oh ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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- Hey, listen.
She's too shy to tell you,
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but she also wrote that song.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Holy shit.
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- Can't possibly
leave it behind.
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- Give me that whole damn thing.
Hey.
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- [laughing]
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- Hi.
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So how long did you guys
have this little thing
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going on in Nashville?
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- Oh. It--um, well, the--
it--
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- It's not what it looks like.
- How long?
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- Two weeks?
- Year.
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- A year?
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And who was the, uh--who was
that song, "Dream Tonight,"
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who'd you write that about?
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- Not me.
- Oh, God.
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This is just like
when we were dating.
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One minute, I wanted
to fuck your brains out;
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the next minute,
pretty sure I already had.
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[sighs]
- All right.
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- Okay, Johnny.
- Excuse me.
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- Johnny.
- John.
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- Johnny.
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[sighs]
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[door bangs]
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[murmurs indistinctly]
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Johnny.
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- Unbelievable.
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- Johnny, wait. Stop!
- What?
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- Where the fuck
do you get off
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taking the moral high ground
here, huh?
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- Where do I get off?
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- You slept with every chick
in the band.
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You slept with me; you slept
with Cat; you slept with Micki.
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- Honey, we all slept with
Micki, multiple times, okay?
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It's a completely
different situation.
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- Oh, okay, so Micki
doesn't count.
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But you know what?
- No, she doesn't count.
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- Flash's wife did,
and so did Rehab's ex-fiancée.
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- I told you a million times,
that was just sex, okay?
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We just saw video evidence
of you having a year-long affair
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with my supposed best friend
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that lasted way longer than you
told me it lasted, okay?
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Like an extra fucking year.
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- What difference
does that make?
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- It makes a big difference
to me, okay?
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- John, okay, he encouraged me
to write songs,
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which is more than
what you ever did.
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- Oh, I'm sure he did.
- He thought that I had talent.
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- Oh, yeah, and you
showed him the talent.
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I'm sure of that, right?
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- He wanted me to crawl out
from under your shadow.
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And you know what?
I did.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And I liked it.
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I liked it a lot.
253
00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,572
- Good.
254
00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,315
So then why'd you break up
with him then?
255
00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,647
- Because things ended, okay?
256
00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,073
Flash broke up with me.
257
00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,071
He went back on tour. Wa--
258
00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,413
[sighs]
259
00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,989
- Great.
260
00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,084
Wow.
261
00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,500
- Johnny.
262
00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,828
- Holy shit.
263
00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,344
- I asked you. I asked you three
times when we were dating
264
00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,796
if you and Ava had a thing,
and all three times you said no.
265
00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,467
I don't know why you lied to me.
266
00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:30,465
- 'Cause I was protecting Ava,
your dad, not to mention you.
267
00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:31,968
- Oh, you're protecting me?
- That's right.
268
00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,300
I knew you
wouldn't understand.
269
00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,144
- All right, well,
you know what?
270
00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,140
You were right.
271
00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:37,981
I don't understand.
272
00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:41,186
- Gigi, baby, let me--
let me just explain.
273
00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,771
Gig?
274
00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,944
[camera shutter clicking]
275
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:53,869
What are you doing?
276
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,197
[camera shutter clicks]
277
00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,791
- Now I'm gonna Face Swap.
278
00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,956
Put the camera down.
[chuckles]
279
00:09:05,439 --> 00:09:07,089
- Come on, man.
Don't take my picture.
280
00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,418
I'm not in the mood.
281
00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,593
- I know. I got it.
I'm sorry, man.
282
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,221
- Such a nightmare.
283
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,677
I should have been honest
with her right from the start.
284
00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:13,757
I broke her trust.
285
00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:14,762
Now I got to win it back.
286
00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,013
- Pah-pah!
287
00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,274
- Jesus, man,
what did I just say?
288
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,225
- I know. I know. I know.
I'm sorry.
289
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,265
You look so handsome
when you're sad,
290
00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,689
especially in this light.
291
00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,227
It's very flattering.
292
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,980
- It is?
- Yeah.
293
00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:29,783
Plus, makes you look
ten years younger.
294
00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:33,568
And you saw the photo they used
for Mickey's memorial card.
295
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,123
Sucky.
296
00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,446
If you drop dead
ten minutes from now,
297
00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,122
what do you want them to use?
298
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,580
Some raggedy-ass old flash photo
from 15 years ago
299
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,621
when you were fat?
300
00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,044
Or do you want
something striking?
301
00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,042
Something current?
302
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,804
- I like striking.
303
00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,046
- Good.
304
00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:52,127
Then stand right here.
Here.
305
00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,053
Here, here, here, here.
306
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,433
I like it.
307
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,759
All right.
308
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,064
Oh, you lucky son of a bitch.
309
00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,387
Look at that pile of cheekbones.
310
00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:01,391
Let it go.
311
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,232
Ooh.
312
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,807
What are you thinking about?
313
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,312
- Thinking about Gigi.
314
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:09,943
- Okay, then think
about her-r-r...
315
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,193
right here.
316
00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:12,784
Nice.
[camera shutter clicking]
317
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,779
Boom.
318
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,780
Boom, boom.
319
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,121
That's nice.
320
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,116
Ooh.
Nice.
321
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,327
Turn over--turn over there.
322
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,116
Look at there.
Now look at me.
323
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,460
Boom!
I like it.
324
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,785
I like it.
325
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,080
Ooh.
Ah.
326
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,424
You look hurt.
327
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,668
- I am hurt.
328
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,630
Feel like my heart's bruised.
- Really?
329
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,920
- Yeah, really.
330
00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:32,923
What, you think
I'm fucking around?
331
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:33,934
- Ooh, I love that.
332
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:34,925
Flash! Anger!
333
00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,086
Show me some more of that shit.
334
00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,514
Ooh, I love it.
I love it.
335
00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:41,432
Um, think about...
336
00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:44,102
Think about, uh...
337
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,192
Ava.
Ooh.
338
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,477
What the hell was that look?
339
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,820
- What look?
340
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,815
- That look you just gave me
when I said, "Think about Ava."
341
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:52,818
- Really?
342
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,699
- Yeah.
343
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,696
I like it.
344
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:56,697
I love it.
345
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:57,908
Think about her more.
346
00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,327
- All right.
- Ooh, she smolders you.
347
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,486
- All right, I'm done
thinking about Ava.
348
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,004
I want to think
about Gigi now.
349
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:04,997
- Okay, okay.
350
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:05,998
Okay.
351
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,669
Not Ava.
352
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,787
Not Ava.
353
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,043
What the hell's that?
354
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,464
No, no,
don't stick your butt out.
355
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,462
Look up.
356
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:13,803
Good.
357
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,008
- I had all this anxiety
about being a lead singer
358
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,469
out in front of the band.
359
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:18,468
Not my thing.
360
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:21,349
But behind the band,
I felt safe.
361
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:25,727
And Flash, he just peeled
this layer of fear right off me.
362
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,057
Made me believe in myself.
363
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,771
I felt confident and strong.
364
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:33,232
Oh, and then revenge sex
turned into more revenge sex,
365
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,284
turned into Nashville,
and we were both from there,
366
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:38,618
so this whole--this whole
cowboy thing that we had,
367
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,615
we lost it when
we moved to New York.
368
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:44,617
And so we were riding horses
and hanging out on the farm
369
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,371
and doing it in a field.
370
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,543
He brought out
the Carrie Underwood in me.
371
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,092
- I don't think there's any
Carrie Underwood in you.
372
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,375
Maybe Gretchen Wilson
on tequila.
373
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,259
- Ugh.
374
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,336
I am an almost-stepmom
375
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,721
telling her almost-stepdaughter
376
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,177
how great the guy
they both slept with was.
377
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:03,678
Okay, this is--I really am
a Gretchen Wilson song.
378
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:04,771
Redneck stepmom.
379
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:05,886
Yee-haw!
380
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:06,942
Yeah!
[blows raspberry]
381
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:11,105
- Ugh.
- [sighs]
382
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,225
This is awkward.
- [chuckles]
383
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,573
- But it was 20 years ago.
384
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,108
Hear Flash out
and give him a chance.
385
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:20,572
- Yeah, no, no,
I'm going to.
386
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,283
I want to bang somebody
in a field.
387
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,743
I've never done that.
388
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,123
- Oh, yeah, you got to.
389
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,749
- I really want to.
- Yeah.
390
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,246
No, yeah, and you can't
put things like that off.
391
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,668
- No, I won't.
392
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,036
- You have the impulse,
you got to act on it.
393
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,252
- Yeah.
- 'Cause look at Micki.
394
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,923
- I know; she's a box of ashes
on our kitchen table.
395
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,301
- [moans]
- I'm gonna do it.
396
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,257
I'm just gonna bang
some guy's brains out
397
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,258
right in the middle of a field.
398
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,889
Total heat of passion,
399
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,255
spur-of-the-moment
type thing, you know?
400
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,602
Were you all itchy afterwards?
401
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,056
Don't answer that.
I'm overthinking it.
402
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,306
I'm probably not gonna
do it anyway.
403
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,057
[sighs]
404
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,110
- Hey.
405
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,283
I thought I'd find you here.
406
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,622
[door rattles closed]
407
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,502
What are you doing?
408
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,286
- I'm 51 years old,
and I just found out
409
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,922
that my supposed best friend
on the planet
410
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:20,170
had a year-long affair with
the one true love of my life,
411
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:24,514
and I can't afford
to smash his guitars.
412
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,312
[sighs]
413
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,516
But I did flush 200 of his picks
down the toilet.
414
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,437
Oh, yeah.
415
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,096
Do not hug me.
416
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,314
- You need a hug, John.
- No.
417
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,154
- You need a hug, bro.
- No. Dude.
418
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,820
You know what I need?
I need a change.
419
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,738
That's what I need.
420
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,317
I'm--I'm moving out.
421
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,991
Dude, I'm moving out,
and I'm moving on.
422
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,490
Did you know how many chicks
there are out there
423
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,161
that would love to shack up
with a guy like me?
424
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,660
There's--what?
- None.
425
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,831
Zero. Zilch.
- No, no, dude. There's a ton--
426
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,920
- You're old; you're broke;
you're really selfish.
427
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:56,035
Seriously, man, dude, you're not
even a lead singer anymore.
428
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,464
- No, no, no,
I got that covered.
429
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,172
- And that's the only way
a guy like you,
430
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,802
your age,
your financial situation,
431
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,139
with that hair,
is ever getting laid, man.
432
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,545
- But listen to me, all right?
433
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,143
I've been thinking about
this for a long time,
434
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,508
and I'm gonna pull
the trigger on it now.
435
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,314
I got a new band, new name.
- Oh, God.
436
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,058
- Think.
Johnny Rock Agenda.
437
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,060
Cool, right?
It's like a throwback vibe.
438
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,732
I'ma do, like,
a Hives meets The Who.
439
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,610
Like, they get drunk with
David Johansen type of vibe.
440
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:18,567
You want to be the drummer?
441
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,186
- Absolutely not.
- Why not?
442
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,113
- Because I'm
Gigi's drummer, asshole.
443
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,782
It's not about you, Johnny.
444
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,281
It's not about Ava.
It's not about Flash.
445
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,203
It's about your daughter.
446
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,372
You know what your agenda
should be?
447
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,699
Her.
448
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,624
You know, the karma, the kismet,
whatever the hell it is,
449
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:36,423
all your sins from the past
coming back to haunt you,
450
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,377
you know,
that was 25 years ago.
451
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,837
Yesterday's dead and gone, pal.
452
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,418
Tomorrow, there's no guarantees.
453
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,594
You know who doesn't have
a tomorrow?
454
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,592
Micki.
455
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,893
How's that grab you?
456
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,546
You know what?
457
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,854
Right now,
458
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,387
right now is all you got.
459
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,520
Right now...
460
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,898
it's everything.
461
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,779
- Are you quoting
Sammy Hagar to me?
462
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:02,936
- No.
463
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,494
- Yeah, yeah, I think you were.
- Am I?
464
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,737
- Yeah, yeah, and I think
you got it all screwed up.
465
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,118
- Did I really?
466
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,445
- Yeah, Van Halen, Sammy Hagar,
you quoted me.
467
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,079
- I did.
- Yeah.
468
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,246
- Van Hagar.
I love that guy.
469
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,245
- I know.
- My God.
470
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,326
I love those songs.
471
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,290
How could I mess up the lyrics?
472
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,591
- Bro, we're getting old, okay?
- Yeah.
473
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,586
- Time is a bitch.
474
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,047
Counting out numbers,
475
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,127
both of us know
we ain't getting no younger.
476
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,092
- Hmm.
Bruce Springsteen.
477
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,552
- No, dude, that's Cat.
478
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,892
That's the Cat song
you played on last year.
479
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,717
- Are you kidding me?
480
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:35,892
- Bro, right now, you might
need an Alzheimer's test, psh.
481
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:39,693
- How the hell does a guy that's
killing brain cells as we speak
482
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:43,029
know more lyrics than the guy
who's been sober for 15 years?
483
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,145
- Because I'm a lead singer,
okay?
484
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,783
I could be in a coma
and still sing side one
485
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,779
of "London Calling."
486
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:49,991
Yeah, I got to go solo, bro.
487
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,121
You know what?
488
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,117
That's what I was born to do.
489
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,618
- All right.
490
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,789
- I'm a lead singer.
491
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:55,827
- Whoo-whee.
492
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,540
- Born to do it.
493
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,594
- You have a change of heart?
494
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,132
- Yeah.
495
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,592
You know how much money
Sammy Hagar made
496
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,092
off that Cabo Wabo Tequila
when he left Van Halen?
497
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,764
Like 90 million bucks.
498
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,012
Just hear me out.
499
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,604
The Johnny Rock Agenda
takes off, huh.
500
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,099
Johnny Rock's
Demon Rum and Cola.
501
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,980
It comes, like,
in a cool bottle,
502
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,767
like, black with, like,
a gold flake
503
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,900
skull and crossbones on it.
504
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,147
We can jack up the price.
505
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,648
What do you think?
506
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,739
- I'm sober, dude.
507
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,565
- Dude, doesn't mean you can't
make money off drunk people.
508
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,661
- God help your soul.
509
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,367
- Think about it.
510
00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:40,770
- You think I didn't want
to lord this over your dad
511
00:16:40,774 --> 00:16:44,004
from the very first second
after Ava and I had sex
512
00:16:43,999 --> 00:16:45,319
for the first time?
513
00:16:45,318 --> 00:16:47,298
You bet your ass.
514
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,298
I was so psyched, I didn't want
to do it over the phone.
515
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,801
I wanted to do it in person
so I could see the look
516
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:54,642
on his back-stabbing,
skinny bitch horse face
517
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,969
when he finally found out.
518
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,313
- Whoa, relax.
519
00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,809
So tell me what happened.
520
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,060
- Ava happened.
521
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,442
Big-time blindsided me,
522
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,188
and just like...
[snaps fingers]
523
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,110
That, I was smitten.
524
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,859
- You were smitten?
525
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,031
- It's not a word that I usually
use, but I was smitten by her.
526
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,241
I was...
527
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,121
besotted,
captivated.
528
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,247
It was like being in a hurricane
for a whole year,
529
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,455
just flying around, man.
530
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,285
We burned it down
in Nashville.
531
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,580
Then I caught a tour.
I go on the road.
532
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,884
And Johnny's calling her,
"Come back,"
533
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,838
and, you know, it was over.
534
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,759
- And then I guess you thought
you could get revenge on my dad
535
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,428
by sleeping with me.
536
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,846
- Hey.
537
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,016
- Am I right?
538
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,555
- Yeah, you're right.
539
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,269
Then I got to know you,
540
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,399
and I saw how much
all this means to you--
541
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,566
the band, your relationship
with Ava,
542
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,646
the whole nine yards,
543
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,611
and I was...
544
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,572
- If you say "smitten"
right now,
545
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,953
I'm gonna kick you
in the balls.
546
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,410
- Enraptured.
547
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,580
["The Righteous One"
by The Orwells]
548
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,620
[rock music]
549
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,714
- ♪ Smoke in the air ♪
550
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,090
♪ ♪
551
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,876
♪ I don't have a care ♪
552
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,920
♪ ♪
553
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,594
♪ Ooh ♪
554
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:18,393
♪ ♪
555
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:22,099
♪ But it's not fair ♪
556
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,601
♪ Don't touch your hair ♪
557
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,864
♪ ♪
558
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,105
♪ It's not nice to stare ♪
559
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,437
♪ But it's not fair ♪
560
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,112
♪ To let down your hair ♪
561
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:36,121
♪ ♪
562
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:41,449
- 11 texts, and I still
have not heard from him.
563
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,214
- Maybe he went to Cleveland
to spread Micki's ashes
564
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,955
in the river next to
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
565
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,127
- Johnny wouldn't go
to Cleveland
566
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,245
if they were giving out
free coke.
567
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,502
- They should have
a cocaine wing
568
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,923
at the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
569
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,341
- If that were the case,
570
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,090
Johnny would have got in
on the first ballot.
571
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,591
- Ah.
[grunts]
572
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,304
- Uh, hey dude.
573
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,928
- John?
Why didn't you text me back?
574
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:07,484
- I have a major announcement
for all of us to celebrate.
575
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,320
Bam already knows what it is.
576
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,645
- I--I tried to talk him
out of it, so--
577
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,151
- Cabo Wabo for everybody.
578
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,823
Bam and Re, you can have
coffee or water, whatever.
579
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:19,161
Just make sure you do the actual
toast for karma purposes.
580
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,738
Here you go.
581
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,664
Yep.
582
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:27,423
Here is to...
583
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,786
a great American philosopher,
584
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,134
Sammy Hagar,
585
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,458
Van Halen's Sammy Hagar,
586
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:36,633
who once said
two very important words:
587
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,054
"Right now."
588
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:42,813
Fuck the past, the future--
this ain't Nashville in 1994.
589
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,517
This is New York City
in 2016.
590
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,637
Here's to Gigi
and The Assassins
591
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:50,364
and our dysfunctional little
kick-ass rock and roll family.
592
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,396
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
593
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,609
both: Whoo!
- Forever.
594
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,028
- Cheers.
595
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,736
- Mm, and what we're gonna
do is, we're gonna play
596
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,198
Micki's favorite Heathens
song of all time,
597
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,908
"Ain't No Valentine,"
598
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,618
and, honey, you're gonna play
Micki's percussion part.
599
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,538
- With what?
- These.
600
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,707
I had this buddy of mine
at Steve Maxwell's
601
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,536
do a rush job last night putting
Micki's ashes into these maracas
602
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,252
so she's gonna be
with us forever,
603
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,672
or at least until next time
we go to Cleveland.
604
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:13,750
[maracas rattling]
605
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,514
- They sound amazing, baby.
606
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:16,666
- Dad.
- Yeah.
607
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:17,884
- Did you get to see the ashes?
- Yes, I did.
608
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,343
- What did they look like?
609
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,723
- They looked like a pile
of the really cheap blow
610
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,060
we used to buy down on Avenue A
back in the day.
611
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,515
It was weird.
- That is the circle of life.
612
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,175
- You guys, uh,
let's kick the song off.
613
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,563
- Gigi, you know the lyrics.
614
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,730
- Oh, yeah,
I've always loved this one.
615
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:33,609
- Hey, hang on a second, guys.
616
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,607
- What?
617
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,739
- I want you to take this
guitar, smash it in that amp,
618
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:43,328
'cause I got 'em
both in Nashville.
619
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,825
Be a good way to bury the past.
620
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,079
One, two, three!
621
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,080
[energetic rock music]
622
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,923
♪ ♪
623
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,880
both: ♪ Ooh ♪
624
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,262
♪ Ooh ♪
625
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:04,219
- ♪ I'm not the one who said
the word forever ♪
626
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,271
♪ ♪
627
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:10,555
♪ Forever is a long, long time ♪
628
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,111
♪ ♪
629
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,645
♪ I ain't no valentine ♪
630
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,700
♪ I got a bull's-eye
on my back ♪
631
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:20,775
♪ ♪
632
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,320
♪ On my back ♪
633
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:27,043
♪ ♪