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Whoa! Slow down, Johnny.

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Man, it's the best blow I've ever done.

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It's got little green flakes in it, man.

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That's the coke right there.

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What...

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God.

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Wow.

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Bro, are you all right?

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Yeah!

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♪ Lots of money ♪

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♪ Plenty of cocaine, yeah ♪

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♪ Somebody somewhere gonna know my name ♪

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♪ I'm gonna hit this city tonight ♪

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♪ Where it lives and breathes ♪

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Well, honestly, if it
weren't for the Heathens,

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I don't think there would
have been a Nirvana.

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We saw the Heathens at CBGB's,

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and holy shit, man... It changed our lives.

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♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪

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It was like if The Who The Clash.

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They had four kids called The Heathens.

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♪ Rock and roll ♪

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♪ All right ♪

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♪ All right ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Mick Jagger can do anything he wants ♪

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♪ Fly his jumbo jet to his
own Caribbean haunt ♪

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Johnny lived with all three
of his backup singers.

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And they were hot.

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He was so musically gifted.

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He had this magnetism

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and confidence about his fate

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that drew us to him.

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He was writing songs that expressed

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the anger and turmoil of
an entire generation.

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Plus, he always had a lot of drugs.

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♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪

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♪ Gonna save my dirty soul ♪

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Johnny wasn't just in a
band called The Heathens.

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He was an actual heathen.

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There's always blow in the rug.

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♪ I don't want to die ♪

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♪ Not a word ♪

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♪ No I don't want to die ♪

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♪ Not a word ♪

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♪ No I don't want to die ♪

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They were the real deal.

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And that song, <i>Sex, Drugs,
and Rock and Roll...</i>

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They were gonna be huge. Made the record.

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Record company snuck it to the critics.

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Critics were raving about it.

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The album cover was dope.

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I hated that album cover.
It was just his big head.

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You had to squint to see the rest of us.

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Being in a rock band... There's
no such thing as a democracy.

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There's always someone at the wheel,

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and it's usually the
biggest up of them all.

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♪ All kinds of people ♪

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♪ Worshipping whatever I do ♪

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His ego? Out of control.

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I spent half my time breaking up fights

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between Flash and Johnny.

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- Guys.
- Come on!

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Johnny never cared about
anybody but himself.

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He didn't care about the rest of the band.
He never listened.

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Bullshit, man. That band
was like a family to me.

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All I thought about was The Heathens 24/7.

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He slept with my fiancée.

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He did.

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Did not sleep with his fiancée.

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You didn't sleep with Simone?

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Simone was his fiancée?

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He slept with my wife.

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I did not sleep with his wife.

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She blew me.

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How is that my fault?

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Album came out on Tuesday morning,

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and the band broke up that night.

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Cat, who was an amazing singer/songwriter

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in her own right, split.

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I do a lot of session work.

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Hired gun kind of stuff.

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I'm on tour right now with Lady Gaga.

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I got 770,000 Twitter followers.

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I'm @Gagaleadguitar.

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You put "Gaga" into anything...

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@Gaga "blah-blah-blah."

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@Gagamycock.

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@Gagashoe.

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@Gagabanana.

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You're gonna get a million followers.

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I'm on tour with The Whigs
right now, and I guarantee you

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Johnny crashes the New York show

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high on blow asking me for a favor.

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I can't believe Dulli had security

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keep me from going backstage.

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Wait till he sees this chick
that was staring at me.

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My feet hurt, and, like,
20 minutes already.

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Okay, let's wrap this up. There's
no girl in the blue dress, John.

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Looks like you're still stuck with me.

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- Or vice versa.
- She had a blue dress on.

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Big blue eyes. She was
looking at me the whole gig.

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Sure that was coke you snorted and
not some household cleaning product?

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There she is.

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That girl?

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- That's her.
- What?

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- My God.
- Ho!

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You think that girl is interested in you.

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- Yeah.
- Wow.

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She's gorgeous.

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I wish my tits still looked like that.

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Maybe she thinks you're David Bowie

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out on a big-ass bender.

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Or David Bowie's dad.

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What?

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Holy shit. John.

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Those vicodins I gave you...
How many did you take?

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- Snorted all three.
- You snorted all three?

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You can understand him?

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I was on tour with The
Pogues for nine months.

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I speak Shane MacGowan.

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Okay. This I got to see.

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Get on over there, big boy.

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Come on. Pony up.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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Okay.

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Ladies and gentlemen...

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My chariot awaits.

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My chariot awaits.

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Now he's quoting the Bible.

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Yeah, you're gonna need divine intervention

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just to make it across the room.

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- Okay. Watch this.
- I'm watching.

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Ten bucks says he pukes on her.

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♪ ♪

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♪ Flame ♪

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♪ The diamond in the chain ♪

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♪ Still I would... ♪

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He's up.

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Piece of shit.

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You're an asshole.

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You want proof?

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All right, go. Go, go. Go.

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What's the lowest thing
you guys have seen me do?

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Today?

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Turns out that girl I was
trying to slip the tongue to...

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She's my daughter.

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Holy shit.

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So...

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She's available?

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Man, you go to bed one night.

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You wake up... It's 25 years later.

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It seems like just a few years ago

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everything was sitting
right in front of us.

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All of our dreams just...

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waiting for us to make them pop.

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And then, one day, you
wake up, and it's like

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three decades later.

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I got my mom's hands and my father's tits.

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Honey, you don't have your father's tits.

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30 years ago, I thought I
was gonna meet David Bowie.

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Instead I ended up with you.

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Baby, I'm sorry.

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I don't know what to say.

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No, no, no, no.

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I didn't mean it that way. Listen.

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When we're up on that stage together

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and the spotlight is shining down on us

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and you're singing your newest songs

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and I hear the pain and
the soul in your voice,

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I realize there has to be a reason.

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There has to be some reason

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why we haven't made it yet.

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Some reason why it's taking so long

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but we're still chasing these dreams.

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You know what that reason is?

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What?

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No, I'm asking you what the reason is.

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I don't know.

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Shit.

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You're dropping me as a client?

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- Not in here.
- This is bullshit, Ira.

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I'm out of options, my friend.
You won't play covers,

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which cancels out weddings,
hotel lounges, cruise ships.

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- You won't sing jingles.
- I'm an artist.

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An unbookable artist.

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You book a monkey who does balloon animals.

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His name is Steve,

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and he does balloon humans.
That's his hook.

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Steve stays, but I go.

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Steve works; he's booked
at birthday parties

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from now until next Easter, unlike you.

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John, you're 50 and you're not famous.

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And you won't let other
people sing your songs.

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In rock and roll, you
know what that makes you?

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- What?
- A bartender.

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The dream is over.

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Time to move on.

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Ira, listen.

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You know I can't work a regular job.
I don't have the skills for that.

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You got to get me a gig.
I'll take anything. Come on.

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There's got to be something.

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Bears With Bikes needs a
rhythm guitar player.

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I can't play with a bunch of
pretentious Indie-rock assholes.

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They're four bears who ride bikes.

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You play them on and offstage.

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You want me to join the circus.

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Summer of '69.

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- What's that? A sex show?
- Bryan Adams tribute band.

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Their Bryan Adams left

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to be the new Sting in Stung.

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What, I can't be the new Sting in Stung?

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Not when you look like
Bryan Adams's grandfather.

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Jon Non-Jovi.

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Jon Non-Jovi...

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What?

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Their fake Sambora fired
their fake Bon Jovi

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because he's going bald.

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For real; now, you still
got a nice head of hair.

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What do these assholes make for
playing other people's songs?

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15 to 20 grand.

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- A year.
- A week.

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A week?

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Summer of '69 is less than half that.

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Still very, very nice.

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All right. Bryan Adams. Non Bon Jovi.

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That's all I got for you, my friend.

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Okay? This is about Steve.
I got to take this.

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Listen.

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I've never asked you for anything.

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Okay, I did ask you to keep
me from having a heart attack

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that one time we did the
pink blow from Peru...

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The two times I did the
pink blow from Peru...

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But you got to help me out here.

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I'll... I'll quit drugs.

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For real this time. I swear to God.

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You just... you...

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You got to give me something, man.

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Some kind of a sign or something.

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I... I can't just be, like, a bartender

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or just like a regular person. I mean,
why did you give me all this talent

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if I was just gonna fail?

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What am I doing?

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Praying to a guy I don't
even really believe in.

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Or a chick.

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- Hey.
- Okay.

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What gig did Feinbaum get you?

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Bryan Adams tribute band.

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All right. Listen. No, honey.
It sounds worse than it is.

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- Okay? It could be way worse.
- Really?

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- Yes.
- How?

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- Jon Non-Jovi. Okay?
- My God.

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- What?
- My God.

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- This is it. This is what happens.
- Honey...

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Hacking knock-off bands after
three goddamn decades.

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Honey. Honey, listen to me.
The Bryan Adams tribute thing

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pays, like, eight grand a week,

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and the Non-Jovi thing could
be twice as much as that.

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My God, you're actually considering this.

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- Look... who's gonna know?
- I'm gonna know.

261
00:10:06,516 --> 00:10:08,896
- Nobody's gonna know.
- Okay? I'm gonna know.

262
00:10:08,898 --> 00:10:11,499
Go to hell, Johnny. Wait.

263
00:10:11,501 --> 00:10:13,034
You're in a fake Bon Jovi band.

264
00:10:13,036 --> 00:10:14,494
Well, guess what? You're already there.

265
00:10:14,495 --> 00:10:16,611
- Honey, I just...
- Hang on, you guys.

266
00:10:16,612 --> 00:10:18,672
- We got company.
- What do they want?

267
00:10:18,674 --> 00:10:20,269
Probably money.

268
00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:21,308
Yo, bitch.

269
00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:22,943
If it's money you're looking for,

270
00:10:22,945 --> 00:10:25,101
you're barking up the wrong friggin' tree.

271
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,113
So screw.

272
00:10:26,115 --> 00:10:28,895
I don't need any money from
you assholes. I'm rich.

273
00:10:31,286 --> 00:10:32,753
I love your shoes!

274
00:10:35,424 --> 00:10:37,958
- Hey!
- What's going on?

275
00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,427
I'm so sorry about kicking you
in the nuts last night, Dad.

276
00:10:39,428 --> 00:10:41,562
- Nah. Not a problem.
- This is my friend Becky.

277
00:10:41,564 --> 00:10:42,340
- Hey.
- Hi.

278
00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:43,846
It's our first time in New York.

279
00:10:43,847 --> 00:10:44,781
How's it going?

280
00:10:44,782 --> 00:10:47,568
Well, we went to the 9/11
museum at Ground Zero.

281
00:10:47,570 --> 00:10:48,876
It was so awesome.

282
00:10:48,877 --> 00:10:50,486
Yeah, and then we saw some famous people

283
00:10:50,487 --> 00:10:51,806
- at this club downtown last night.
- Yeah,

284
00:10:51,808 --> 00:10:53,541
Miley Cyrus's half-sister, Brandi,

285
00:10:53,543 --> 00:10:55,242
and Lindsay Lohan's mom... Deans.

286
00:10:55,244 --> 00:10:56,652
Those people are not famous.

287
00:10:56,653 --> 00:10:58,595
I know, right? They're beyond famous.

288
00:10:58,596 --> 00:11:00,492
- They're huge.
- No, the Beatles were huge.

289
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,707
- Yeah.
- Sinatra. Paul Newman. They were huge.

290
00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:04,418
What do you mean were? What
happened to Paul Newman?

291
00:11:04,420 --> 00:11:06,454
Paul Newman died, like, five years ago.

292
00:11:06,456 --> 00:11:08,355
- The popcorn guy?
- No, no. He was a chef.

293
00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:10,958
Speaking of fame, that's why I'm here.

294
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,927
I need you to help me get famous.

295
00:11:12,929 --> 00:11:14,295
- Aww.
- Aww.

296
00:11:14,297 --> 00:11:15,529
Famous how?

297
00:11:15,531 --> 00:11:17,043
She's an unbelievable singer.

298
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,916
No, no, no. I'm not getting
involved in some hick from Ohio's

299
00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:21,344
ridiculous pipe dream... No way.

300
00:11:21,345 --> 00:11:24,071
You know, my mom would
never let me be in a band

301
00:11:24,073 --> 00:11:25,873
or anything because she
hates show business,

302
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,508
but she told me that once I moved out,

303
00:11:27,510 --> 00:11:28,976
I could do whatever I wanted.

304
00:11:28,978 --> 00:11:31,112
So this hick from Ohio moved out.

305
00:11:31,114 --> 00:11:32,302
Congratulations.

306
00:11:32,303 --> 00:11:34,276
And then she gave me $200,000.

307
00:11:37,547 --> 00:11:39,711
- Pipe Dream.
- Yes.

308
00:11:39,712 --> 00:11:41,689
I can sing, but I can't write,

309
00:11:41,691 --> 00:11:43,346
so I need you and Flash
to write me some songs.

310
00:11:43,347 --> 00:11:44,437
I don't need Flash to write 'em.

311
00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:47,194
- I can write 'em on my own.
- I'm sorry. Your solo album sucked.

312
00:11:47,196 --> 00:11:48,662
His solo album sucked.

313
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,990
But the songs you guys wrote together
for The Heathens were awesome.

314
00:11:50,991 --> 00:11:53,000
- Plus, he's kind of famous.
- Really famous.

315
00:11:53,002 --> 00:11:54,975
He's not kind of famous.
He's not even close.

316
00:11:54,976 --> 00:11:56,432
I'm sorry, are you Gaga's
new guitar player?

317
00:11:56,433 --> 00:11:57,456
My God.

318
00:11:57,457 --> 00:11:58,680
- Does he know Gaga?
- Yeah. He does.

319
00:11:58,681 --> 00:12:01,277
Does he breathe the same exalted air
that she does on a daily basis?

320
00:12:01,278 --> 00:12:03,190
- Yep.
- Let me explain something to you, okay?

321
00:12:03,191 --> 00:12:05,761
He should apologize to me because he
broke up with me, not vice versa.

322
00:12:05,762 --> 00:12:07,209
God, you don't have to be
such a little bitch about it.

323
00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:08,645
Tell Flash not to be such a bitch about it.

324
00:12:08,646 --> 00:12:10,918
My God, I will pay you two grand in cash

325
00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,253
if you go sit down with Flash.

326
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,398
I'll tell him myself in person.

327
00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:16,895
I booked a rehearsal space,
and I want to sing<i> Animal</i>

328
00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:19,593
off the only Heathens album ever recorded.

329
00:12:19,595 --> 00:12:21,595
What do you say?

330
00:12:21,597 --> 00:12:22,763
Done deal. Yeah.

331
00:12:22,765 --> 00:12:23,896
- Right? Cool.
- Yeah.

332
00:12:23,897 --> 00:12:25,332
All right. Good.

333
00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:26,634
Hey, maybe Mom was wrong about you.

334
00:12:26,636 --> 00:12:28,116
Why? What did she say?

335
00:12:28,117 --> 00:12:31,805
She said you were a lazy,
selfish pothead alcoholic

336
00:12:31,807 --> 00:12:33,143
with a small dick and a death wish.

337
00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:41,315
Can I talk to you alone for a sec?

338
00:12:41,317 --> 00:12:43,150
Okay.

339
00:12:43,152 --> 00:12:45,686
What, is this gonna be your "I'm
sorry I was never there for you

340
00:12:45,688 --> 00:12:48,156
because I never knew you existed
blah blah blah" speech?

341
00:12:48,157 --> 00:12:49,690
This is, you know, gonna be my

342
00:12:49,692 --> 00:12:51,140
"I'm sorry I wasn't there for you

343
00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:52,726
'cause I never knew you existed

344
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,477
because I didn't stay in
touch with your mother

345
00:12:54,478 --> 00:12:55,712
and I feel bad about that."

346
00:12:55,713 --> 00:12:56,864
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

347
00:12:56,866 --> 00:12:58,999
Really?

348
00:12:59,001 --> 00:13:00,334
I forgive you.

349
00:13:00,336 --> 00:13:01,268
You do.

350
00:13:01,270 --> 00:13:02,636
No.

351
00:13:02,638 --> 00:13:04,305
You should not only feel guilty

352
00:13:04,307 --> 00:13:05,973
about never knowing me,

353
00:13:05,975 --> 00:13:08,309
but you should feel really, really shitty

354
00:13:08,311 --> 00:13:10,268
about me growing up without a father figure

355
00:13:10,269 --> 00:13:11,753
in friggin' A-hole Ohio.

356
00:13:11,754 --> 00:13:13,414
So leave your feelings out of this.

357
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:15,616
I don't want to hear them.
I don't need a dad.

358
00:13:15,618 --> 00:13:17,678
I need a goddamn songwriter.

359
00:13:18,154 --> 00:13:20,203
Flash and the entire Gaga crew

360
00:13:20,204 --> 00:13:21,255
are staying at the Gansevoort,

361
00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:22,364
and in case he doesn't respond to money,

362
00:13:22,365 --> 00:13:24,358
because, unlike you, he actually has some,

363
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,659
you can show him this.

364
00:13:27,295 --> 00:13:28,596
What?

365
00:13:28,598 --> 00:13:29,763
You want me to be your pimp?

366
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,065
See? We're bonding already.

367
00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:32,666
Tell him I have a thing for him.

368
00:13:32,668 --> 00:13:34,006
Do you have a thing for him?

369
00:13:34,636 --> 00:13:35,769
I have your number.

370
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,046
I'll text it to you.

371
00:13:37,047 --> 00:13:38,005
You...

372
00:13:38,007 --> 00:13:39,139
Thank you, Daddy.

373
00:13:39,141 --> 00:13:40,380
Come on, Becky. Let's go.

374
00:13:40,381 --> 00:13:42,843
Bye, girls! I'll text you! Bye!

375
00:13:42,845 --> 00:13:45,369
- See you later, Mr. Rock!
- Yeah.

376
00:13:48,016 --> 00:13:49,750
That's my girl.

377
00:13:49,752 --> 00:13:51,885
What if she can't really sing?

378
00:13:51,887 --> 00:13:54,088
Well, then we do what's best
for everybody involved.

379
00:13:54,090 --> 00:13:55,522
Send her back to her mom?

380
00:13:55,524 --> 00:13:56,923
No.

381
00:13:56,924 --> 00:13:58,972
String her along until the money runs out.

382
00:14:03,105 --> 00:14:04,371
Hey.

383
00:14:04,373 --> 00:14:05,672
How you guys doing?

384
00:14:05,674 --> 00:14:06,807
- Move. Move.
- Move it!

385
00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:08,275
- Move out of the way!
- Move!

386
00:14:08,277 --> 00:14:09,776
- What?
- Brody. Brody.

387
00:14:09,778 --> 00:14:11,845
Brody. Brody, here. Here. Brody!

388
00:14:11,847 --> 00:14:13,146
Who's that guy?

389
00:14:13,148 --> 00:14:14,047
Bruce Jenner's son Brody.

390
00:14:14,049 --> 00:14:15,182
What?

391
00:14:15,184 --> 00:14:17,050
World-renowned club DJ.

392
00:14:17,052 --> 00:14:19,219
That's the guy you guys
are taking photos of?

393
00:14:19,221 --> 00:14:20,921
That douchebag?

394
00:14:20,923 --> 00:14:22,522
The only reason his whole family's famous

395
00:14:22,524 --> 00:14:24,224
is because his fat-ass half sister

396
00:14:24,226 --> 00:14:26,326
is good at sucking celebrity dick.

397
00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:28,395
I mean, seriously. That's her talent.

398
00:14:28,397 --> 00:14:30,063
Google "Kim Kardashian blowjobs,"

399
00:14:30,065 --> 00:14:30,998
'cause you know how many entries come up?

400
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,367
481,000.

401
00:14:33,369 --> 00:14:35,302
That's what I read in the paper.

402
00:14:35,304 --> 00:14:36,837
I mean, is that what it takes
to be famous nowadays?

403
00:14:36,839 --> 00:14:38,739
Sucking semi-famous penis?

404
00:14:38,741 --> 00:14:40,207
'Cause if it is, sign me up.

405
00:14:40,209 --> 00:14:41,842
I'll suck Bruce Jenner's cock

406
00:14:41,844 --> 00:14:43,510
right here in front of
the Gansevoort Hotel.

407
00:14:43,512 --> 00:14:45,045
That's if he still has one.

408
00:14:45,047 --> 00:14:46,480
I'm serious. I want to blow Bruce Jenner.

409
00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:47,814
What? What?

410
00:14:47,816 --> 00:14:49,583
What? Let me go. Hey.

411
00:14:49,585 --> 00:14:50,717
Freedom of speech. I can
say whatever I want.

412
00:14:50,719 --> 00:14:52,085
Hey, man. I got him.

413
00:14:52,087 --> 00:14:53,854
You want to blow Bruce Jenner?

414
00:14:53,856 --> 00:14:55,589
I can explain what happened.

415
00:14:55,591 --> 00:14:58,158
I... I can't explain what happened.

416
00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,826
I am not lending you any money.

417
00:14:59,828 --> 00:15:01,028
Who said anything about money?

418
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,896
I talked to Dulli this morning.

419
00:15:02,898 --> 00:15:04,264
We're not getting the band
back together either.

420
00:15:04,266 --> 00:15:05,632
Listen. Okay, listen. That's not.

421
00:15:05,634 --> 00:15:07,134
I just want to have a conversation.

422
00:15:07,136 --> 00:15:08,301
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hello. Hey!

423
00:15:08,303 --> 00:15:10,103
You're the guitar player!

424
00:15:10,105 --> 00:15:11,772
We loved the show last night.

425
00:15:11,774 --> 00:15:13,373
- Can you sign my tit?
- Sure.

426
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,975
She wants to be a singer just like Gaga,

427
00:15:14,977 --> 00:15:16,743
and she's really, really, really talented

428
00:15:16,745 --> 00:15:18,178
and she's 19, so she's legal,

429
00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:19,379
if you're interested.

430
00:15:19,381 --> 00:15:20,514
- Right, honey?
- Yeah.

431
00:15:20,516 --> 00:15:22,682
Are you anybody?

432
00:15:22,684 --> 00:15:24,885
You never heard of Johnny Rock, girls?

433
00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:27,320
No.

434
00:15:27,322 --> 00:15:28,288
Hey! There goes Gaga.

435
00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:29,289
Go, go, go, go.

436
00:15:32,161 --> 00:15:33,260
Are you shitting me?

437
00:15:33,262 --> 00:15:34,161
What do you want, John?

438
00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:35,862
Small favor.

439
00:15:35,864 --> 00:15:37,030
Doesn't involve any money from you.

440
00:15:37,032 --> 00:15:38,498
I'm never playing with you again.

441
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,701
As in never ever, asshole.

442
00:15:41,703 --> 00:15:43,370
Listen. You owe me.

443
00:15:43,372 --> 00:15:45,250
I was the one that said,
"Hey, let's start a band

444
00:15:45,251 --> 00:15:46,449
together," and then I
was the guy that said,

445
00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:48,083
once we had the band,
"Hey, let's start writing

446
00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:49,409
some songs together," so when you think

447
00:15:49,411 --> 00:15:51,144
about it, you wouldn't be sitting here

448
00:15:51,146 --> 00:15:53,166
in this plush limo today without me.

449
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:54,448
You sound like my ex-wife.

450
00:15:54,449 --> 00:15:56,220
I was with you for twice
as long as she was.

451
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,805
And I gave you that really
nice skull-and-crossbone ring.

452
00:15:58,806 --> 00:16:00,053
- Not her.
- Who gives a shit?

453
00:16:00,055 --> 00:16:01,655
- I give a shit.
- We're grown men now.

454
00:16:01,657 --> 00:16:04,124
And I'm playing in Gaga's
band in spite of you

455
00:16:04,126 --> 00:16:05,926
'cause you held me back all those years.

456
00:16:05,928 --> 00:16:07,527
- I held you back.
- Your ego.

457
00:16:07,529 --> 00:16:09,663
And your rock-and-roll
destructive bullshit ways.

458
00:16:09,665 --> 00:16:11,898
- Okay. Whatever.
- You still doing blow?

459
00:16:12,645 --> 00:16:14,901
No, I'm not doing blow. I
haven't done blow in ages.

460
00:16:14,903 --> 00:16:16,860
'Cause you quit, or you can't afford it?

461
00:16:16,861 --> 00:16:18,950
Flash...

462
00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:22,409
this isn't about drugs.

463
00:16:22,411 --> 00:16:23,877
I'm talking about a different high.

464
00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:26,179
A connection between me and you, man.

465
00:16:26,181 --> 00:16:27,914
When we were working together, man,

466
00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:30,517
live on stage, our vibe was killer, dude.

467
00:16:30,519 --> 00:16:32,452
Just the two of us. Wide awake.

468
00:16:32,454 --> 00:16:33,854
We were taking our emotions...

469
00:16:33,856 --> 00:16:35,956
Not Gaga's, not Jon Bon Jovi's

470
00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:37,791
or anybody... Our emotions, man,

471
00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:39,793
and our angst and whatever we were feeling

472
00:16:39,795 --> 00:16:41,294
and we were throwing it into the amps,

473
00:16:41,296 --> 00:16:43,563
and it was coming back out genius stuff.

474
00:16:43,565 --> 00:16:44,965
Remember when the record came out

475
00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:46,032
and the guy from<i> Rolling Stone</i>

476
00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:47,901
wrote that early review

477
00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,536
and he called you the wizard spawn

478
00:16:49,538 --> 00:16:51,695
of Pete Townshend and The Edge?

479
00:16:51,696 --> 00:16:54,508
We were so happy. That's
what I'm talking about.

480
00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:57,144
When we were making people dance and scream

481
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,679
and changing their lives, man.

482
00:16:59,681 --> 00:17:01,515
That's the drug I'm after, dude.

483
00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:05,252
That's... that's the high I want.

484
00:17:06,321 --> 00:17:09,089
Me too, Johnny.

485
00:17:09,091 --> 00:17:10,924
I mean, I'll do some
drugs, if you have some.

486
00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,225
Not blow, but, like, prescription stuff.

487
00:17:12,227 --> 00:17:14,528
- Get out. Get out!
- Okay. Okay.

488
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:15,996
Let me explain the favor thing.

489
00:17:15,998 --> 00:17:17,864
Cat, when she went to Ohio... turns out,

490
00:17:17,866 --> 00:17:19,533
long story short, she was pregnant by me.

491
00:17:19,535 --> 00:17:20,967
She never told me and now I have a daughter

492
00:17:20,969 --> 00:17:23,837
and she's here and she's 25 years
old and she thinks she can sing.

493
00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:26,206
She rented the big room
at SIR tomorrow at 10:00

494
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:28,275
and she's paying me and Bam
Bam and Rehab to be there

495
00:17:28,277 --> 00:17:29,376
and we really need the money, man,

496
00:17:29,378 --> 00:17:30,610
and it doesn't cost you a dime.

497
00:17:30,612 --> 00:17:32,852
- All you got to do is show up.
- Let me think about it. No.

498
00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:35,505
Come on. They need the bread.
I need the bread.

499
00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:43,156
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

500
00:17:43,158 --> 00:17:44,591
What?

501
00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:53,867
Never mind.

502
00:17:53,869 --> 00:17:56,030
- What do you got there?
- No. No, no, no, no. Give me.

503
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,372
Holy shit. Is that her?

504
00:17:57,373 --> 00:17:59,091
No, that's not her. That's... that's a guy.

505
00:17:59,092 --> 00:18:00,656
That's the lead singer.
Remember chicks with dicks?

506
00:18:00,657 --> 00:18:02,042
- She a Gaga fan?
- No.

507
00:18:02,044 --> 00:18:04,477
- She hates Gaga.
- I'm in. I'm way in.

508
00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:06,422
She's too young for you, man.
Give it to me.

509
00:18:06,423 --> 00:18:09,349
You just saw me sign the
tit of a 19-year-old.

510
00:18:09,351 --> 00:18:10,884
See you tomorrow at 10:00.

511
00:18:10,886 --> 00:18:12,540
Payback's a bitch.

512
00:18:16,286 --> 00:18:17,588
Hey, guys. Thanks for coming.

513
00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:19,123
We don't have a lot of time,
and I got a couple things

514
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,857
I want to say, so I don't
want to be interrupting.

515
00:18:20,858 --> 00:18:21,994
What?

516
00:18:22,331 --> 00:18:24,620
Listen, this probably isn't
gonna take very long,

517
00:18:24,621 --> 00:18:25,963
'cause like you, I'm assuming

518
00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:27,831
that Gigi's not exactly the real deal,

519
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,333
but let's look at the bright side.

520
00:18:29,335 --> 00:18:30,701
We can get a nice little jam session in

521
00:18:30,703 --> 00:18:32,436
on her dime after she's done,

522
00:18:32,438 --> 00:18:34,104
but I want to lay down a
couple hard-and-fast rules.

523
00:18:34,106 --> 00:18:36,040
Number one: nobody sleeps with my daughter.

524
00:18:36,042 --> 00:18:37,775
Number two: nobody sleeps with my daughter.

525
00:18:37,777 --> 00:18:39,510
And number three: sleep with my daughter,

526
00:18:39,512 --> 00:18:41,079
I pull off your fingers
with a socket wrench.

527
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,780
Well, forget that, 'cause Bam Bam told us

528
00:18:42,782 --> 00:18:44,648
you already tried to
bang her two nights ago.

529
00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:47,254
That was before I knew she
was my daughter, okay?

530
00:18:47,255 --> 00:18:49,386
I thought she was just a hot
chick with a great-looking...

531
00:18:49,388 --> 00:18:51,722
No looking at her ass, by the way.
Or her tits.

532
00:18:51,724 --> 00:18:53,624
Matter of fact, that word's
out when she's in here.

533
00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:55,559
- What word? Ass or tits?
- Both, all right?

534
00:18:55,561 --> 00:18:56,948
What about rack?

535
00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:59,296
Why would rack be okay?

536
00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:01,228
Puppies. She's got a great set of puppies.

537
00:19:01,229 --> 00:19:02,820
Swear to God. Stop right now.

538
00:19:02,821 --> 00:19:03,834
- Beams.
- Guns.

539
00:19:03,836 --> 00:19:05,069
- Grenades.
- Guys.

540
00:19:05,071 --> 00:19:06,203
- Cadillacs.
- Apples.

541
00:19:06,205 --> 00:19:08,973
Hey! No more nicknames for my daughter's...

542
00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:10,050
Chesticles?

543
00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:12,543
Chest area. Okay?

544
00:19:12,545 --> 00:19:14,496
Enough. God.

545
00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:16,207
What about her pussy?

546
00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:18,582
What?

547
00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:20,150
Like, if she has a camel toe,

548
00:19:20,152 --> 00:19:22,019
may we say "camel toe"?

549
00:19:22,021 --> 00:19:23,253
Or CT?

550
00:19:23,255 --> 00:19:25,600
No camel toe. No CT. Okay?

551
00:19:25,601 --> 00:19:26,890
How do we refer to it, then?

552
00:19:26,892 --> 00:19:28,859
My daughter doesn't have a pussy, okay?

553
00:19:28,861 --> 00:19:31,028
She has a vagina, which is off-limits

554
00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:32,930
to each and every one of you, all right?

555
00:19:32,932 --> 00:19:34,765
Well, Johnny, you should've thought of that

556
00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:37,568
25 years ago, when you
were banging our chicks.

557
00:19:40,239 --> 00:19:41,872
Really, guys?

558
00:19:41,874 --> 00:19:45,642
Can we not just put the
past where it belongs?

559
00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:48,912
It was a quarter of a century ago.

560
00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:56,720
- Of course we can, John.
- Thank you.

561
00:19:56,722 --> 00:19:59,523
But we're still gonna need a code
word for your daughter's pussy.

562
00:19:59,525 --> 00:20:01,091
Muff.

563
00:20:01,093 --> 00:20:02,581
Muff is not a code word, asshole.

564
00:20:02,582 --> 00:20:04,065
- They know what that means.
- No, they do not.

565
00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:05,370
Absolutely they do.

566
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,513
Like you're some kind of
pussy-code-word genius.

567
00:20:07,514 --> 00:20:08,748
Actually, I am.

568
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,192
- How 'bout pooch?
- I like that.

569
00:20:10,193 --> 00:20:11,535
- It's Italian.
- Well, it's American.

570
00:20:11,537 --> 00:20:13,104
In Ireland, they say Gee.

571
00:20:13,105 --> 00:20:14,605
- No, we're not... listen.
- Ooh, you're Irish.

572
00:20:14,607 --> 00:20:16,232
- That means her vag is Irish.
- Okay.

573
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,878
And nobody's looking at her...

574
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,646
puppies.

575
00:20:22,648 --> 00:20:23,714
What the hell are we gonna look at, then?

576
00:20:23,716 --> 00:20:25,682
How 'bout her face, asshole, okay?

577
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,384
Ever heard of eye contact?

578
00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:28,919
Assholes?

579
00:20:28,921 --> 00:20:31,388
Ooh, she does have adorable eyes.

580
00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,590
No eye contact. There's no eye contact.

581
00:20:33,592 --> 00:20:34,992
I vote "pooch."

582
00:20:35,338 --> 00:20:37,735
Well, it sounds so soft and fluffy.

583
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,163
Here's the deal, though.

584
00:20:39,165 --> 00:20:41,565
My pooch is not really up for grabs,

585
00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:43,300
and, knowing myself as well as I do,

586
00:20:43,302 --> 00:20:44,668
I'm probably gonna sleep with Flash

587
00:20:44,670 --> 00:20:47,738
because, well, he's not bald.

588
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:48,960
And he's not the bass player.

589
00:20:48,961 --> 00:20:51,708
Plus, he's got this Slash-meets-Joe Perry

590
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,777
Elder Statesman rock god
kind of thing going on,

591
00:20:53,779 --> 00:20:55,779
which the rest of you absolutely do not.

592
00:20:55,781 --> 00:20:56,914
What are you doing here?

593
00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:58,248
I invited him.

594
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,996
I'm gonna need a manager once the
music world gets a load of me.

595
00:21:02,188 --> 00:21:04,288
So are we gonna sing or what?

596
00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:05,556
<i>Animal</i> in E.

597
00:21:05,558 --> 00:21:08,158
One, two, three.

598
00:21:15,768 --> 00:21:19,103
♪ If I didn't want you ♪

599
00:21:19,105 --> 00:21:22,806
♪ Would I cry your name out loud? ♪

600
00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:25,843
♪ Cursing as I wander ♪

601
00:21:25,845 --> 00:21:29,480
♪ Into this manic crowd ♪

602
00:21:29,482 --> 00:21:32,583
♪ And if I didn't need you ♪

603
00:21:32,585 --> 00:21:35,752
♪ Why do you run right through my veins ♪

604
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:39,590
♪ Savage and so dangerous ♪

605
00:21:39,592 --> 00:21:42,926
♪ You linger and remain ♪

606
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:45,863
♪ And if I didn't want you ♪

607
00:21:45,865 --> 00:21:49,833
♪ Would I arrive outside your door? ♪

608
00:21:49,835 --> 00:21:53,137
♪ Bent but still unbroken, babe ♪

609
00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:55,539
♪ Crying out for more ♪

610
00:21:55,541 --> 00:21:59,710
♪ More, more ♪

611
00:21:59,712 --> 00:22:02,913
♪ Ooh, more ♪

612
00:22:02,915 --> 00:22:06,283
♪ More ♪

613
00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:09,820
♪ More ♪

614
00:22:09,822 --> 00:22:11,788
♪ I'm an animal ♪

615
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,123
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

616
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,691
♪ Yeah ♪

617
00:22:14,693 --> 00:22:18,896
♪ Ooh, you are, yeah ♪

618
00:22:18,898 --> 00:22:21,865
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪

619
00:22:21,867 --> 00:22:23,300
Shit.

620
00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:26,503
♪ ♪

621
00:22:26,505 --> 00:22:28,260
♪ Ooh, baby ♪

622
00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:33,255
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