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Jesus!
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Just the man
I want to see.
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Damn, Lloyd, you back
on the street, man?
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What happened?
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You and Vic had
another roomie spat?
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Yeah, my ex-best friend
kicked me out.
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I don't give
a damn about him.
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I couldn't tell you how it was
living with that punk.
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He's a tyrant.
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Act like he's
the mayor of something.
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"Lloyd, wash
your ass, Lloyd.
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"Wash your ass, Lloyd.
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Ass. Ass. Ass."
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He was obsessed.
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I was like, "Damn, why you
worried about my ass?"
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'Cause your ass stink, Lloyd.
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Whatever.
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He gonna get what's
coming to him.
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Have a little food there, Jesus.
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Oh, thanks, Lloyd.
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Get as much as you
want now, Jesus.
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Now... um, I want to talk
to you about my Christmas list.
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Now, I've been very good.
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I've been... I'm talking about
I've been excellent.
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And I got a long list of things
that I want for Christmas.
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Thank you for the food, man,
but I've been telling folks
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to miss me with that
"I've been good" shit, man.
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Take it to that fat white
(bleep) down at the mall, brah.
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But it's Christmas.
Yeah, I know it's Christmas.
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It's my birthday.
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Why you got to get shit
on my birthday?
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I don't get shit on yours, man.
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(bleep) out of here.
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Jesus!
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Come back here!
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You better learn
what Christmas is all about!
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JESUS:
Man, people always surprised
to hear how I hate Christmas,
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but they shouldn't be, 'cause
Christmas is some bullshit.
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It's supposed to be
about giving,
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but every year
the takers come out.
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Case in point.
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Jesus.
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(laughs)
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I'm sorry, did I
wake you? My bad.
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Early Christmas
present.
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Happy birthday to
the King of kings.
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(laughs)
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(chuckles)
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And there's more
where that came from
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if you just come to
my Christmas party.
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Man, you can keep this
little funky-ass weed, man.
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I told you I wasn't coming
to your party, Ms. Tudi.
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Jesus, baby, please,
you got to come.
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Because I've already
sent out invitations
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and-and e-mails with
your picture on it.
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Merry Christmas,
Ms. Tudi.
Merry Christmas, baby.
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You always have me on some
exploitative shit, man.
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Just like last year.
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Remember you set up
the little photo booth
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and charged people $20 a head?
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A dub a head!
Right, right.
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To take a picture with me.
That was good!
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No, it wasn't good, man--
You had drunk (bleep)
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sitting on my lap,
spilling drink all on my garb.
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Smelling like yak all night;
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is that how you want to be
treated for your birthday?
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MS. TUDI: All right, well,
listen here-- this is different.
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Now, I got the
best idea ever.
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Okay, check this out.
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A live nativity scene
on my front lawn
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starring... you!
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Huh?!
(laughs)
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You want me to be
a lawn ornament?
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That's some bullshit,
Ms. Tudi.
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You know what?
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I'm thinking about Buddhism.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Well, well, well, if it ain't
the Australian con man.
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Merry Christmas, nigga.
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Hey, Vic.
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Did you really
kick Lloyd out, man?
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On Christmas, brah?
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Hell yeah, I did.
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He's a degenerate.
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A lowlife.
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Got a horrible work ethic,
just like you.
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You know, man,
that's some (bleep) up shit
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to tell a brother
on his birthday, man.
Birthday?
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That's right. Yeah.
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Well, I got some good
news for you, man.
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Gift straight from God.
(chuckling): Wha...?
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Hey, Pops blessed you
with a gift?
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The Word?! Ah, man, that's
the gift that keep on giving.
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Come on, lay it on me, man,
come on, what'd he say?
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He says, "Beware
of false prophets
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"and those that would
disguise themselves
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"to be servants
of righteousness.
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"Their end will correspond
with their deeds,
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"as they will be hurled into
a lake of burning sulfur
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to be tormented day in
and day out forever."
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Vic, man,
I-I don't think
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that was supposed
to be taken literally, brah.
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In your case, you better
take it literally.
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You going to
Hell, con man.
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In case you didn't know,
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that's a whole lot
hotter than Australia.
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Hater, man.
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Man, everybody can miss me
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with this stupid-ass
holiday bullshit.
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Oh, man, here this
nigga go again.
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Nah, man, seriously though.
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Whatever that is they
out there celebrating
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ain't got shit to do with me.
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FISH: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know,
Jesus-- you hate Christmas.
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Everybody knows
that you hate Christmas.
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Yeah, man, why you got
to (bleep) it up
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for the rest of us, man?
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You want to be known as the
Jesus that ruined Christmas?
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FISH: Yeah, man, don't be
ruining our Christmas
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just 'cause you
in a bad mood.
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So we gonna celebrate
your birthday
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a little early this year.
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(chuckles)
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(laughing):
Oh, snap!
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Hey, y'all did
this for me?
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(laughs)
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Yeah, man, so cheer
your ass up, man.
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We got you.
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Your homies got
your back, man.
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Hey, things could be
a lot worse.
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(knocking on door)
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Get the door, Jay.
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Hey, baby.
(coughs)
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What's up?
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Your mail.
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I don't know why I'm
still getting it--
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we haven't lived
together in ages.
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Oh, thank you, baby.
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You ain't even have
to do all that.
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Hey, Dianne.
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Want to come inside
and kick it?
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Nah, I'm cool.
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Ah.
All right, well, have
fun "kicking it."
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(speaks in Spanish)
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Have fun shooting people.
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Jay, you need to go
with her, man.
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It's your destiny, man.
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She want to spend
Christmas with you.
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Nah, I'll just
call her later.
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Hey, Jesus, what am I
getting this year?
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Nothing, man, your daddy's an
alcoholic and he lost his job.
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Stop being so self-centered.
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(child sobs)
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Jesus, man, you shouldn't
do stuff like that.
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Nah, they don't care about
nothing but theyself, man.
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People are over
Christmas now.
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You're not the only one who
hates your birthday, all right?
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You don't have a job,
you don't have no money,
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you can't go shopping.
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To be honest, we all
wish we could skip it.
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And I wish I could
just skip being
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the Holy Redeemer
and the Heavenly Savior.
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All right, now you
just talking crazy.
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Nah, man, I'm telling
the truth, man.
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Sometimes I don't even want
to be Jesus no more.
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Here I am spreading the goodness
and the (bleep) light,
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you feel me?
That's all I know.
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But all they know is
the Santa Claus bullshit.
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Hey, brah, I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.
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Ah, here we go, man.
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Why you got to
mess with me, man?
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Man, you are too agitated
and too black right now.
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And this outfit is offensive--
it's Christmas.
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You right-- it is Christmas.
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It's my birthday!
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My (bleep) birthday!
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(bleep) all this
hyper-consumerism bullshit!
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This ain't
what Christmas is about!
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It's about getting
your boy what he want!
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And what I want
is peace on (bleep) Earth!
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Donnie!
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We on top of this (bleep)!
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Donnie!
Oh, yeah, bitch-ass
Santa Claus.
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Hey, man,
it's his birthday, man, oh!
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Donnie!
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(grunting)
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Jesus, are you okay?
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Quick, we need an ambulance!
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(echoing):
Jesus! Jesus!
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Are you okay?
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(echoing):
Are you okay? ...you okay?
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All right, so,
how you feeling?
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That's a pretty nasty
bump you got there.
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But no concussions
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or serious damage.
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What day is it?
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Still Christmas Eve.
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Are my, are my friends here?
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You didn't come
with any friends.
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Look, I just need you to
fill out a few documents,
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and I'll have you
on your way, Fred.
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Wait...
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What you call me, brah?
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Fred.
Fred Bethlehem?
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At least, that's what's
on your driver's license.
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(scoffs)
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I don't have
a driver's license, man.
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Somebody should've
told this guy.
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Hmm.
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(laughing): You were
born on Christmas Day.
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That must suck!
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(sighs)
Look,
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Doctor, somebody
made a huge mistake.
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Man, that's not me, brah.
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L-Like I said, that's
a pretty nasty bump.
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But it'll all start
coming back to you soon...
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Fred.
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I got to get out of here.
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Hey, Pops, it's me, man.
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There's some strange shit
going on down here.
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And I really need you to holler
at me with the quickness.
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Until then, I'm just gonna
assume it was your divine hand
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putting in work.
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In my resplendent
and illustrious name,
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I pray, Pops.
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Amen, amen.
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Oh, my bad, Lloyd.
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You good?
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What the hell?
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Oh, Freddie, hey!
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What's going on, man?
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Listen, I'm just up here
enjoying the day,
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taking a nice little nap, man.
How you been, Freddie?
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Darby?
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No, I'm not cool!
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What is you doing out
here on the streets,
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looking like Lloyd?!
Hold up, nigga.
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I might be dirty, nasty
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00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,140
and drunker than a (bleep),
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00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,708
but I damn sure
don't look like no Lloyd!
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That's just mean.
242
00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,011
Hey, fellas,
how's it going?
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00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,579
Hey, it's that doctor!
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00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:10,215
I ain't no doctor.
That-that's my side hustle.
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This is my real job.
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How's your head, Fred?
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Everything okay?
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(laughs):
Oh, okay, I get it.
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You ain't no doctor, man.
You a angel!
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00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,824
You can't fool me, man.
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I know angels when I see them.
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Guilty!
(laughs)
253
00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,729
Freddie,
you-you okay, man?
254
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,197
Brah, I told you, man.
255
00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:27,933
My name ain't Freddie, man.
256
00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,935
It's Jesus H. Christ.
Come on, you know me, brah.
257
00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,202
Nigga, you on the pipe?
258
00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,705
Actually your name
was Jesus H. Christ.
259
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:36,942
Now you're Freddie Bethlehem,
ordinary negro.
260
00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,510
Retired-foreign-league
261
00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:40,378
basketball-playing-looking
(bleep).
262
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,880
And look at your boy Jason.
263
00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,748
Without Jesus in his life.
264
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,216
Piece of shit, Bobby Brown
265
00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,686
reject-looking (bleep)--
look at him!
266
00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:50,388
He's given up.
Nigga, you know
I can hear you?
267
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:51,790
All right, so look, man,
you never
268
00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:52,857
did answer my question, man.
269
00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:53,892
This-this is all Pops
270
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,093
trying to teach me some little
271
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,227
Christmas lesson
or something, right?
272
00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:57,596
No, this is not Pops
273
00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,364
teaching you some type
of Christmas lesson.
274
00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:02,300
It's Pops granting you
your Christmas wish.
275
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,636
You're not Jesus anymore.
276
00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:08,106
(laughs)
277
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,241
JESUS:
You're (bleep) with me, right?
278
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,743
I mean, Pops took away
my divinity?
279
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,912
Have you noticed how hard
it is to reach him now?
280
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,481
Ordinary people
can't reach God.
281
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,783
They need you.
Ain't this a bitch?
282
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,652
(door creaks)
283
00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:24,589
Freddie, how many
times I told you
284
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,391
to stop loitering in
front of Compton Gardens,
285
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,993
giving it a bad name?
286
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,728
Lloyd?!
Jason!
287
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:32,097
Get that dirty,
funky box out of here!
288
00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,599
Package?
289
00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:37,669
And I told you stop throwing
packages over that gate.
290
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:38,637
Okay, I'm sorry.
291
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,105
You threw one last week.
All right.
292
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,439
And this funky-ass
nigga here got it.
293
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:44,009
Lies!
And I'm gonna sue your ass.
294
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,343
Mr. Lloyd, I will see you
295
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,645
at the Compton Christmas
Celebration, right?
296
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,146
Oh, yeah,
I'll be there.
297
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,682
(chuckling)
298
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,151
ANGEL: Without you, Lloyd
stayed in the rat race.
299
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,153
And as you can see, look!
300
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,123
He's just a bitter,
angry (bleep).
301
00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,458
All right, ah.
302
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,127
Got more packages to deliver.
303
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,162
Hey, wait, though-- if-if-if
Lloyd running the complex,
304
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,463
where Vic at?
305
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,565
Vic's the mayor of Compton!
306
00:11:12,104 --> 00:11:13,638
(Lloyd grunts)
307
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,373
(laughing)
308
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:22,981
I got a special
Christmas gift for you--
309
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,283
a bullet up your ass.
310
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,552
(laughing)
311
00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,222
VIC:
Tudi!
312
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,857
What?
313
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,225
Where's that son of yours?
314
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,794
I need to know quick.
315
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,662
We got 40 minutes
to get down to the park
316
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,330
and it's gonna take me 30
minutes to whip his ass
317
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,365
for what he did.
You didn't say
318
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,666
nothing about no gun.
319
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,501
Now, why you got the gun?
Come on, baby.
320
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,837
This is Compton. It's a lot
of crazy fools out there.
321
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,405
Ain't you the mayor?
322
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,973
Ain't that why you got
323
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,342
all them bodyguards
and Secret Service?
324
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,844
I don't need them niggas.
325
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,412
I'm the sheep dog.
326
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,014
The protector of the flock.
327
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,483
(laughing):
The sheep...?!
That's right.
328
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,552
Hey, what's up, Moms?
Sorry I'm late.
329
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,387
Ooh, ooh.
I had to go get my hair cut.
330
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,422
Uh-oh!
I got a new outfit.
331
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,690
And I got my nails done,
my feet done, new jewelry...
332
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:06,925
Stop, Boon.
333
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,359
Just stop it.
Stop.
334
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:12,063
Boonie, I was in
your room earlier.
335
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,066
And I found this.
336
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,202
VIC:
Oh, hell nah! Nah, nah.
337
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,436
It's because of that bitch!
338
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,939
No stepson of mine
gonna be a druggie!
339
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:24,275
(Boonie screaming)
(Ms. Tudi shouting)
340
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,544
You big-ass bitch!
I'm gonna whip your ass!
341
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,447
That's why the nigga like you!
Wish you had an ass!
342
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,015
Come over here, bitch!
Come here!
343
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,083
(Boonie crying)
344
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,885
Bad! No drugs, nigga!
345
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,354
MS. TUDI: And you gave
my precious Boonie weed!
346
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,790
I'm gonna beat your ass, bitch!
347
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,959
See, it's the mayor
house right here.
348
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,361
Nah, man, this Ms. Tudi's hou--
349
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,697
Vic and Ms. Tudi?
350
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:47,799
Imagine that.
Without you,
351
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,701
Ms. Tudi never knew
the pleasures of weed.
352
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:52,637
She became a alcoholic
and married Vic.
353
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:53,738
What?!
354
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,740
Yep, and without you
around to hate on,
355
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,643
Vic had enough time and energy
to run for mayor and win.
356
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,579
(Boonie shouting)
Is that...
Dianne?
357
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,815
Freddie?
358
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,917
Damn it, Freddie, what the hell
are you doing here?
359
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,118
I'm working!
360
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,486
Hey, look, Dianne,
361
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,588
I-I know this might
sound crazy as (bleep),
362
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,624
but I'm not who
you think I am, girl.
363
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,993
DIANNE:
Yes, you are, Freddie.
You're a loser.
364
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:18,062
What's this?
You hanging out
with bums, now? Huh?
365
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,264
I've had enough of this.
366
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,598
This relationship is--
367
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,000
(indistinct voice over earpiece)
368
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,635
Yes, sir.
Okay, okay.
369
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:24,435
(sighs)
370
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,637
Some of us
are working.
371
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,939
Merry Christmas, you asshole.
372
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,008
Man, how you lose
a woman like that?
373
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,277
You know what I'd do
to have a woman like that?
374
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,478
Oh!
375
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,914
Man, that is your woman!
376
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,582
You ain't my daddy!
377
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,250
Everybody, come on,
let's get cleaned up.
378
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,652
I'm sorry.
We gotta get down
379
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,954
to the park and talk
to the people of Compton.
380
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:46,124
I'm-a finish whupping
your ass when I get back.
381
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,326
I'll be your daddy
then, nigga.
382
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,995
Mayor! Over here!
Mayor, Mayor, over here!
383
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,931
Hey, get that
camera out of here.
Mayor, over here!
384
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,532
Come on, girl...
I-I got it, I got it.
385
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,367
Hey! Boon!
Can I get one?
386
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,836
What's up, Boon?
It's me!
387
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,804
It's your boy, Jesus!
Hey, (bleep) you, man.
388
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,105
Maggie! What's up?
It's your boy, it's Jesus!
389
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,374
Right here!
Come on, man, watch out.
390
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,477
What's up, man?
391
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,179
It's your boy!
392
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,848
ANGEL:
Mayor, let me get one!
393
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,450
Are y'all just gonna
push off old Jesus?
394
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,052
Come on, it's...
395
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,488
Okay.
396
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,990
A'ight, a'ight, dawg.
397
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,326
Look, this is all getting
a little bit too weird.
398
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,728
Okay, Pops, I'm good,
I'm straight.
399
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,897
Tell Pops I got the message,
I understand, I'm straight.
400
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,499
I don't want to not be
Jesus no more; I'm good.
401
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,069
I can't help you, bruh.
402
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:35,240
Fish...
403
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,841
Hey, you know this
dude named Fish?
404
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,143
Yeah. You talking 'bout
your homeboy Fish, right?
405
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,345
Yeah!
406
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,013
Yeah, you know, the
brown-skinned dude?
407
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,815
Thug nigga?
Yes, yes!
408
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:45,516
I always liked Fish, man.
Yeah...
409
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,018
You know, he-he my kind
of dude right there.
410
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,186
Uh, where he at, though?
411
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,587
Oh, he dead.
412
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:51,689
Yeah.
413
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,925
Police kill him
for selling burned DVDs.
414
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,159
Mm-hmm.
415
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,594
Shame.
416
00:14:57,863 --> 00:14:59,697
Wh... Wh... Where?
417
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,467
Couple blocks
up that way.
418
00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:06,004
Crazy nigga.
419
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:10,008
Nah, Pops.
Pops, come on, Pops.
420
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:13,444
I'm sorry I hated
on Christmas so hard, Pops.
421
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,580
I'm sorry I s...
I said I didn't want to be
422
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,782
your Divine and Holy Son
no more, Pops.
423
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:20,184
(sobbing)
424
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:25,623
It's too late for Fish, Freddie.
425
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,692
Jesus was the only one
426
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:28,726
holding him down
in these streets.
427
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,361
And you better
hurry up,
428
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,730
because Fish won't be
the only dead homie out here.
429
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,799
Lloyd is planning
on assassinating Vic
430
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,068
at the Christmas
in Compton celebration.
431
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,736
Assassinate Vic?
432
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,606
Without you, Lloyd became
a radical libertarian.
433
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,807
He thinks Vic's a tyrant.
434
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:45,209
(Lloyd chuckling maniacally)
435
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,278
(bleep) is crazy.
436
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,814
No, Pops, this can't be right.
437
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,116
Pops, this ain't right, Pops!
438
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,318
Come on, Pops.
439
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,919
Come on,
let's fix this, Pops,
440
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,754
come on, Pops,
send me a sign, Pops.
441
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,156
This ain't real, man!
442
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,657
Oh, no, it's real, it's real.
443
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:00,992
Here go your sign
right here.
444
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,461
You put it up there. Look.
Say "Freddie B."
445
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,229
Mm-hmm.
446
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,669
(chuckling)
447
00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:16,341
Now that's what I'm talking
'bout, pimp?
448
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,943
Thanks, Pops.
449
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,111
Come on, Jay.
450
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,312
(chuckling)
451
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,181
Hey, nigga, slow down.
452
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:28,653
VIC:
Welcome, and Merry Christmas.
453
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,988
As we all know,
454
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,790
Christmas is a time
for happiness.
455
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:33,992
Joy.
456
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,460
Family.
457
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,629
And family is what I want
to talk to y'all about today.
458
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,798
See, we have a scourge
in our neighborhoods
459
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,535
and that scourge is called
marijuana.
460
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,004
Why, I just caught my stepson
461
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,605
smoking marijuana
just this morning.
462
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:48,840
Yeah, that's right, Boonie.
463
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,808
You (bleep) up Christmas
for everybody!
464
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:54,879
That's why, henceforth,
as your mayor, I declare,
465
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:58,316
okay, that in spite
of the liberals
466
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:01,719
and all these other hippies
running around talking shit,
467
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,188
smoking weed-- and weed itself--
468
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:09,060
will remain
illegal in Compton forever.
469
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,895
That's right, 'cause we gonna
have a clean Compton.
470
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,730
A Compton where little babies
471
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,199
can breathe freely.
472
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,201
A Compton where kids
can walk to school
473
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,636
without walking through
a cloud of smoke.
474
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,004
We pushing for a new Compton!
475
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,673
A Compton where niggas
remember they last name!
476
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,243
Where we no longer have to spend
477
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,345
half our paychecks on chips
478
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,480
from smoking weed
and gettin' the munchies.
479
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,349
We gonna move forward...
Can't let the
tyrant get away!
480
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,751
What the hell are you
doing here, Lloyd?!
481
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,119
LLOYD: Sending your
black ass home!
482
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,157
(people shouting, screaming)
483
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,125
Aah!
484
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,264
MS. TUDI:
No! No! Vic!
485
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,166
Hey, what the (bleep)
are you doing?
486
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,334
Someone's coming, baby!
I'm sending you home!
487
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,404
MS. TUDI:
Vic!
488
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,839
(screams, sobs)
489
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,774
MS. TUDI:
Oh, my baby!
490
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,910
OFFICER: It's the Mayor
and his wife!
Babe! My baby!
491
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,211
OFFICER:
We need backup!
492
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,512
(echoing):
Pops...
493
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,748
Pops, Pops, please...
494
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,216
MS. TUDI (sobbing):
Baby...!
495
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,085
(echoing):
Please, Pops, I've had it...
496
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:10,221
MAGGIE:
Jesus! Are you okay?
497
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,256
Jesus... are you okay?
498
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,094
What day is it?
499
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,129
You're okay!
500
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,430
It's Christmas Eve.
501
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,132
You dating Boonie?
502
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,633
Ew.
503
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:23,935
No, I tried to give her
some money,
504
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,236
but she wouldn't go for it.
505
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:28,473
It ain't too late.
It's ain't too late!
506
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,208
It ain't too late!
Hallelujah!
507
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,576
He did it, y'all!
508
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,311
It ain't too late,
you know, he did it.
509
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:36,714
God delivered us from the most
(bleep) up Christmas ever!
510
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,350
Eh...
Merry Christmas!
511
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:44,655
JESUS: All right,
so maybe I need to chill out
512
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,257
on Christmas, man.
513
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:49,093
Problem is, we put way too much
on it, you know?
514
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,828
Christmas is a time
to (bleep) with cake,
515
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,430
love all your peeps,
share your weed
516
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,265
and be thankful
for your blessings.
517
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,235
And get fat with people
you love. That's it.
518
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,336
(laughter)
519
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,640
Merry Christmas, buddy.
520
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:06,611
Hey, man, why don't you come in
and have some Christmas dinner?
521
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,279
Really, Vic?
Really.
522
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,614
Oh, Vic...
523
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,582
Oh, you the man, Vic.
(laughing)
524
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,251
Thank you, Vic.
525
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,352
You still stink, man.
526
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,854
I got some new
Christmas soaps.
Yeah.
527
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,422
Smell like
cinnamon.
Okay.
528
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:19,957
Everybody know
cinnamon
529
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,959
smell better
than ass.
Thank you.
530
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,495
JESUS:
Oh, and it's a great excuse
for hard-headed (bleep) niggas
531
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,430
to squash that bullshit
they going through
532
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,366
and just keep it moving.
533
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,600
(Jesus laughs)
534
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,370
Yeah, them, too.
535
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,771
But at the end of it all,
536
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,806
what matters most is me:
537
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,675
Jesus Christ.
538
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,544
As much as I loved me before,
539
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,112
I love me even more now.
540
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,980
And that's what Christmas
is all about.
541
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,815
And (bleep) Santa Claus!
542
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,385
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