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Hey, Lloyd, Lloyd, Lloyd.
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Hey, good morning, Lloyd.
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Hey, I got to holler
at you real quick, man.
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I got some good news, Lloyd.
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There you go again
about the good news.
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Then you start talking
about loving God and redemption.
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It's just not that good.
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A new car's good news.
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A yacht, mansion, servants,
Darby.
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Give me some of
that free Darby.
No, no, no.
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Look though, I got a message
for you from Pops
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and it's this, man:
love yourself.
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Take care of yourself
and treat yourself right, Lloyd.
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Get healthy, man,
and the world is yours, man.
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You got a whole lot
of good shit headed your way.
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Too vague!
Get out my face.
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(glass shatters)
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Oh, don't worry about it, Lloyd.
I'll clean that up for you, man.
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Go and get that shit
Pops got for you!
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♪ ♪
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"Looking for the next Darby man.
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"Auditions in Los Angeles.
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Free Darby." Ooh. Jose,
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come here, come
here. Is this real?
Yeah, man.
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Some big-shot advertising guys
dropped those off.
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They're looking
all over the hood.
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You know,
you should try out.
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Said they're looking
for someone authentic.
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Oh, also,
they said they're giving away
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free Darby.
Really?
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Free Darby.
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Hey, Jesus.
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Jesus!
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Jesus.
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Jesus!
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What's up, Lloyd?
What is it, man?
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Jesus, all my life
you never done shit for me.
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But I'm gonna
give you a chance
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to make it up to me.
I'm going to this audition.
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I want that part.
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Okay, I see. So, uh,
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when I was trying to talk
to you earlier about, uh,
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your-your greater potential, you
know, it was too vague for you.
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But it ain't as vague
as it was now, huh?
I'll admit
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that timing's too much
to be a coincidence.
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Okay. If me and the old man get
you this job, you got to promise
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to make some important changes
in your life and promise to take
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better care
of yourself, Lloyd.
Done.
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I swear
to the great God of heaven,
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and I swear in your name.
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All I need is one prayer,
that's all.
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Come on in, Lloyd. Come on.
Bring it on in.
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Dear heavenly Father,
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we ask that you give Lloyd
your blessings as he pursues
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his dreams to be
a paid alcohol...
(glass shatters)
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be a paid alcoholic beverage
spokesperson, Lord.
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And let this be
the first step of many
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towards a better life
and a better lifestyle
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for Lloyd, Lord. Thank you.
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And in my holy and magnificent
name we pray, Lord. Amen.
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Amen.
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Mmm, that was good, huh?
Want some bread?
That was good.
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Yeah. Thank you.
You know, Jesus,
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we've had our differences.
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But I never will forget this.
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Th-That's a big-ass piece
of bread, Lloyd. I could feed
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a lot of people
with that.
I'm sorry.
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You know what, I love you, man.
(chuckles)
All right.
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God bless you.
You gonna get your money.
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Thank you, Jesus!
I love to see black folks
get money.
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Jesus Christ!
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Hallelujah!
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I'm here for
the free Darby
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and the audition.
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Okay.
Right here.
Okay.
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Okay. Right here.
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And here we have
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Ll-Lloyd.
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That's right.
Okay.
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Hi, Lloyd. How are you?
Fine.
Thank you.
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Great. Thank you so much
for coming down here.
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What we're trying to do is put
a face on the J. Darby brand
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that really embodies the
people who drink J. Darby.
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So we're thinking older,
we're thinking mostly men,
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mostly
African-Americans,
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mostly... divorced,
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mostly unemployed or
underemployed, mostly...
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What's the word I'm looking for?
Not alcoholic-- 'cause we don't
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encourage
that-- but...
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desperate.
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I'm your man!
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So, all I need you
to do
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is just take this bottle
Uh-huh.
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of J. Darby,
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look at the camera,
and just say, "Darby."
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I also need you
to put this ascot on.
Okay.
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Okay.
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Yeah, that's good.
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It's good.
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Here you go.
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Into the camera and "Darby."
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Darby!
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MAN:
Damn. What do you guys
think? Yeah.
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Darby!
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Darby!
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(phone ringing)
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Lloyd!
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I know you hear
the phone ringing!
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Come answer the phone, man!
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"Answer the phone,
answer the phone."
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Hello?
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Speaking.
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Really?
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This is great news!
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What? Oh, man, I'm so happy.
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Yes, yes, yes. Just hold on.
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"J... Darbyman...
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dot... com."
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Yes, thank you so much. Yes.
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I'm free. Call me anytime.
Call me.
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Yes. Thank you.
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I got the job!
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What job?
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I'm the spokesman for Darby!
What?
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I went to an audition
and got the job.
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They gonna pay you to do that?
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Yes. And all the Darby
I can drink. Ooh!
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It's a miracle!
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Jesus made it happen.
That nigga came through.
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The real Jesus
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or the neighborhood con man
Jesus?
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There's only one Jesus, Vic.
And for the first time ever,
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I asked for some shit
and it actually happened.
Look, Lloyd,
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your con man
didn't make nothin' happen,
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all right? That was
just an amazing stroke of luck.
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But you better be careful, man.
You don't do this exactly right,
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they gonna rip your ass off.
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All I care about is
the free Darby.
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Lloyd, this is real serious,
man. We're talking
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serious money.
Serious fame.
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Those sleazy
Hollywood types,
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they all the same.
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What you need is some help.
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Maybe I should go call Jesus.
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You don't need Jesus. You need
what they call representation.
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And that's why I'm gonna
step up, be your manager.
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Whatever. I'm gonna get drunk
and celebrate.
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Yeah, go get drunk.
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Drink the whole
barrel. Get drunk.
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Get drunk, Lloyd.
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Drink till your lips turn pink.
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Lloyd!
Hey, Vic! What's
happening, dawg?
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What's this nigga doin' here?
Well,
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you must understand that I
have accepted Jesus in my life.
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I'm a follower
and a humble servant.
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Okay, that's cool. But like
I said, what's this nigga
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doin' here?
Well, I invited Jesus so
he could give us divine support.
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Aw, quit hatin', Vic.
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Ain't nobody come to
get in the way, dawg.
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Me and Pops, we proud
of the boy. He came up!
Lloyd,
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this nigga's just tryin'
to get your money, man,
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get in them pockets.
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Man, don't nobody want
this dude bread.
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Pops gave him
the bread.
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Look here, man,
in exchange
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for the fame and the
fortune, Lloyd gonna get
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his life together,
and everybody wins.
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He doing it right now!
Look, he winnin', he winnin'!
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He wanna win!
Lloyd's gonna get
his life together?
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Nigga, that's the stupidest shit
I ever heard.
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Look, Lloyd, as your manager,
I got to recommend...
Lloyd!
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Tim! (laughs)
Good to see you,
buddy.
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TIM: I'm so glad
we could make this happen.
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Yes! Let me
introduce you to...
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my Lord and Savior,
Jesus Christ.
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Awesome, man.
Yeah, my name
is Vic, man.
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You met me on the phone.
I'm Lloyd's manager.
Oh, yeah,
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yeah, yeah, of course.
How are you?
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Lloyd, I thought you'd want
to be one of the first
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to try a brand-new product,
J. Darby Purple Label.
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Ooh!
Nothing but
the best.
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Gonna retail
for $9.99 a bottle.
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Ooh-whoo!
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$9.99!
Yeah.
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You pay for the good stuff.
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Yeah, still have
some stuff
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we got to go through with
these contracts, man.
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'Cause we
ain't shootin'
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one frame of film till
this shit is straight.
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Delicious.
Where do I sign?
Right here.
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Lloyd, Lloyd...
And here's your check.
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Lloyd!
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Thank you kindly.
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Thank you, buddy!
(chuckles)
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Lloyd, what's wrong with you,
man? What are you doing!
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Break a leg, Lloyd!
(laughing)
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Look at all that bread!
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Yeah, you doing good, boy.
Pops is proud.
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Hey, Lloyd, you undermining
my authority, man.
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I'm out here fighting for you--
we're supposed
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to be working together
as a team.
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It's me and you, and you
got to get this dude
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up out of here!
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Vic, whatever you're saying
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I'm sure is important to you,
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but... (belches,
clears throat)
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Here, I'll hold it.
You don't have...
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L-Lloyd, listen,
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I have all these white folks
in line.
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Yeah, I know you all thought
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y'all was messin'
with some okey-dokes,
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but I got some news for you.
(chuckles)
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Ain't not one frame of film
getting shot
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until them contracts
is straight.
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Darby, please.
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♪ ♪
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Say when.
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LLOYD:
A Darby man never says when.
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Darby!
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And cut! Yes!
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Yes, yes, awesome.
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That one was really good.
I think we got it.
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(whispers): Great job, Lloyd!
VIC: No, I don't think
we got it, okay?
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I was taking down
a few notes, right?
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There's a few things we're
gonna change. Everybody,
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just keep the
cameras rolling.
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We're gonna do
the whole thing
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over again
from the top.
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Now, Lloyd, this time, okay,
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I want you to be looking
directly in her eye.
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And when the alcohol is
pouring down on the shoes,
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you got to say,
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"Hey! You don't want
to see this
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"pouring on my shoes.
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"Don't you realize
my shoes cost $2,000?
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I'm a Darby man."
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We're doing it again.
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VIC: Lloyd, back
to your first position.
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(sighs)
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Vic, you're fired.
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What?!
Sorry, but that's
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the way it's got to be.
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We had a great friendship,
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but sometimes things
just end abruptly.
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But you have a good time,
you have a good life.
Hey, Lloyd,
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listen, hold on,
hold on, man.
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Don't let them get
inside your head, Lloyd.
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They're trying to separate us--
divide and conquer.
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00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:06,938
I hear you.
But, uh... (belches)
250
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,206
Well.
251
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,208
Oh, it's like that.
252
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,876
Yeah, okay.
All right, Lloyd.
253
00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:13,912
You ain't gonna make it
without me!
254
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,747
I'm the brains
of this operation!
255
00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,383
VIC: Take your ass back
to the Valley of the Bums,
256
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:21,219
where lunch
is served cold daily.
257
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,888
Get out of here, man.
258
00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,757
(chuckles):
Come on, Vic...
259
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,125
don't take it personal.
260
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,060
Yeah, well, you
take this personal.
261
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,496
Get the (bleep) out of here.
262
00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:35,266
Ah, just the person
I want to see.
263
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,435
Wha... What's poppin',
Lloyd? What's the beef?
264
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,771
Don't worry about Vic.
I'm rich!
Hey, look, Lloyd,
265
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,606
I'm glad you got paid
and all that, man,
266
00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,475
but, you know,
money ain't everything, man.
267
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,577
I mean, ain't none of this shit
worth your friendship, brah.
268
00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:47,779
Who cares about Vic?
I just want to thank you
269
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:48,813
for what you've done.
270
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,148
I've been hard on you.
271
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,916
But you really
came through this time.
272
00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:54,753
So you right, so you right.
I appreciate it.
And I want
273
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:55,920
to thank God
274
00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,922
and praise him,
because without him
275
00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:59,457
this wouldn't
have happened.
276
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:02,427
And I'm gonna tell
all my new rich Jewish friends
277
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,262
they missing out
on you, buddy.
278
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,797
Hey, that's all good and all,
but you made a promise
279
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,165
with God, though,
you remember that, right?
280
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,266
About getting your life
together.
281
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,301
But I've done it. I started
282
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,604
with Vic--
he's too negative.
283
00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:14,472
But look, man, I'm gonna
need you to do more, like,
284
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,508
I need you to eat right, man,
and stop drinking as much, man,
285
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:19,277
'cause you drink way
too much, Lloyd. Stop!
286
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,311
I got to go.
287
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,280
I got to go get
my crib...
288
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,982
and some new friends.
289
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,450
But I'll see you around, Jesus.
290
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:28,186
Jesus Christ!
Ooh, I love you, man. (laughs)
291
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,621
I love you, too, Lloyd.
292
00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:31,690
♪ ♪
293
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,864
LLOYD (on TV):
Darby, please.
294
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:45,670
A Darby man never says when.
295
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,006
Darby!
296
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,874
(scoffs)
297
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,677
(scoffs)
298
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,713
♪ ♪
299
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,188
Visiting hours
are just about up, con man.
300
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,023
I'm gone, Vic.
I'm about to shake this spot.
301
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,992
I'm out of here, brah.
I don't need to hear that today.
302
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:09,027
(chuckles):
Yeah, yeah.
303
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,361
You and Lloyd,
304
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,163
living high off the hog now,
now that you
305
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,665
done cut old Vic out
the picture, huh?
306
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,567
Look, man, I ain't seen
Lloyd in a minute.
307
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,169
And on top of that, man, I
guess he too busy or something,
308
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,339
he can't holla at his boy, but
he made a promise with God, man,
309
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,374
and God real serious
about his promises, brah.
310
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,376
Well, guess what?
He did it to me as well.
311
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,045
Asked me to be
his manager.
312
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,513
I agreed.
313
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:31,349
Then the white people
started talking to him.
314
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,751
Lost his mind.
315
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,353
Now he's all caught up
in the fame.
316
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,222
Well, you know what, Vic?
I think y'all friendship
317
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:40,391
is way too important to let go
over some Hollywood bullshit.
318
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,260
Yeah, well, that's
what I thought, too.
319
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,562
But the problem's not me.
320
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:45,864
It's him.
321
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,199
Look, Vic, Lloyd throwing
this function tonight
322
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,201
at the Tate Hotel
in Beverly Hills.
323
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,770
Some super exclusive shit.
324
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:54,038
All types of celebrities
gonna be there. Look,
325
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,406
I'm gonna go
by myself, man.
326
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,709
I got a pocketful of weed;
you got them fine,
327
00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:59,377
handmade Nairobi
African three-pieces.
328
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,945
Why don't you put
one on, man,
329
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,214
let's crash this party
tonight, Vic, me and you.
330
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,549
Give me some.
331
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,751
The (bleep) I look like
hanging out with a nigga
332
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:09,654
wearing dirty
women's nightclothes?
333
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:16,127
This was the shit
in Bethlehem, brah.
334
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,463
♪ ♪
335
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,404
Hey, look, Vic!
336
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,474
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
They doing it big tonight.
337
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,910
Man, they pulled out
all the stops.
338
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,779
See? I know you're glad
you're hanging out
339
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,147
with me to...
340
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,116
We gonna have
some fun, though.
341
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,218
Come on, Vic.
342
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,589
Oh, wow, man,
they really set it up
343
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,124
for the boy, didn't they?
344
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,593
Look at this!
345
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,628
Hey! What's happenin', Nick?
346
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,798
Jesus! What's up, man?
Hey, what's going on
with you, bro? Hey,
347
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,000
is this Lloyd's party?
Yeah. Y'all know Lloyd?
348
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,436
Yeah, that's my partner! Ha!
349
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:01,639
Lloyd, what's
happenin', dawg!
350
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:02,307
Swaggy P,
351
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,475
Jesus is okay,
352
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,811
but this other nigga
is no friend of mine.
353
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,112
Come on, man, we just want
to function with you
354
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:09,147
and celebrate
355
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,015
your success, man.
356
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,450
Is that right, Vic?
357
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,652
Come on, man.
358
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,655
Let us in.
Promise, it's gonna be cool.
359
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,824
(smacking lips)
360
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:22,827
Hey, Swag, you need to get me
some of them custom kicks.
361
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:28,199
You know, these sandals
is kicking my ass, dawg.
362
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,801
That's right.
363
00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,369
Old friends,
364
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:35,473
gaze upon my new life
as the face of Darby.
365
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:38,476
Look at all my fabulous
new friends,
366
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,144
and they all better
and more interesting
367
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,880
than y'all.
Make you wish
368
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:45,817
you had treated Lloyd...
♪ a little bit better. ♪
369
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:48,519
Hey, come on now, Lloyd.
You know I always treated you
370
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,388
with nothing but respect, brah.
371
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,190
Nonsense. How soon you forget.
372
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:55,526
How many times have you called
me a stinkin', nasty, filthy,
373
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:58,196
crusty, old, black (bleep)?
374
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,530
And it was appropriate, nigga.
375
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,165
You always looked
down on me.
376
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,401
Always trying
to tell me what to do.
377
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,036
But the tables
378
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,671
have turned.
379
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,706
Lloyd, look, man.
I came out here to show support,
380
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,709
as one of the homeboys.
I don't need this shit, man.
381
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,544
As a matter of fact,
you know what,
382
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,347
(bleep) you, man. Get
out of my way, man.
383
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:19,384
(chuckles)
(bleep) you, man.
384
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:22,754
(bleep) your perm and (bleep)
your crushed velvet jacket, man.
385
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,589
That shit used to be a couch!
386
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,857
Hey, Vic, man, chill out, man...
387
00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:28,393
Get your hands off my garments,
son.
388
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,229
I thought I knew you, man.
Tripped out.
389
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,697
Think you're somebody else
390
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,699
now, huh?
391
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,401
Johnny Mathis-looking (bleep).
392
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,703
Look, pardon him, man. Uh...
393
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,271
Tonight's your night, man.
What's poppin', Lloyd?
394
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,740
Look at you, man. How does
it feel to be the recipient
395
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,877
of such great blessings, man?
I mean, you on right now.
396
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:48,579
But I deserve it.
Are you kidding?
397
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,783
It's about time since I got
my fair share of fame
398
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,718
and easy money.
399
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,421
Oh, yeah. That reminds me.
About our agreement--
400
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,623
you remember you
made a deal with Pops
401
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,425
about making some important
changes in your life?
402
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,893
How's that going, man?
What's up with that?
403
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:03,594
I made some changes.
404
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,797
I got some new clothes
and some new friends.
405
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,066
Look, man. Pops is worried
about your health, man.
406
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,935
What good is all that when you
ain't around to enjoy it, Lloyd?
407
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,904
I'm doin' fine.
408
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,906
Fine, fine, fine.
409
00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:17,442
No, you not doin' fine, Lloyd.
Look at you, man.
410
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,610
Say, man,
you made a deal with God, man.
411
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:20,979
You better stop that drinkin',
man,
412
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,114
or else you gonna (bleep) around
and die, man.
413
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,949
Stop drinkin'? That's crazy.
414
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,918
I'm the Darby Man.
415
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,821
You are not the Darby Man,
Lloyd.
416
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,823
That's somebody you play
on TV. Look at you, man.
417
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,258
In reality, you're just an older
man with some serious problems,
418
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:37,962
Lloyd. I'm trying
to help you, brah.
I'm not gonna stop drinkin'!
419
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,931
Pops wants you to stop drinkin',
man, or he gonna take
420
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,632
all this shit away
with the quickness.
421
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,434
The bad women, everything.
422
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:46,137
Let me tell you.
I don't need you
423
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,673
or Pops anymore.
Kiss... my...
424
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:52,010
ass.
If I want to get a little drink,
425
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:55,346
I'm gonna get myself
a little drink.
426
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,481
Ain't nothin'
you can do about it.
427
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,783
Swaggy P, goin' out
428
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,818
for some air. When I get back,
429
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,153
I want this
brotha out
430
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,321
of here.
431
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,655
(grunting)
You want me out?
432
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,957
Wait, I'm the plug, man.
433
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:09,727
Swaggy, do as I told you.
No, Lloyd...
434
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:16,167
I haven't changed.
Jesus changed. Shoot.
435
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:19,003
What he talkin' 'bout?
436
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,639
Hell with Jesus.
I already got what I need.
437
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,642
Y'all, get out of my way there.
Cutie pie!
438
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,210
(chuckling)
Guy's drunk.
439
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,980
(clamoring)
440
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:30,848
Hey, y'all can't take pictures
of me.
441
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,850
I'm the (bleep) Darby Man.
442
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:36,154
Don't get mad at me
'cause I make a little money!
443
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,524
You can't take pictures of me.
Get-get-get...
444
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,859
Aah! Oops, I peed my pants.
445
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:45,329
A Darby Man never says...
(retching)
(gasping)
446
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,365
(groaning)
(laughter)
447
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,699
MAN: So, earlier today,
448
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,535
Lloyd Hamilton was dismissed
from J. Darby
449
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,671
as national spokesman
for public drunkenness
(laughing)
450
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,206
and urinating in public.
451
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,208
MAN 2: You know, Jim, I heard
he pissed on himself.
452
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,910
JIM: He did. And then he vomited
all over his shoes.
(laughing)
453
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,578
MAN 2:
Not a good look.
Not a good look at all.
454
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,247
(laughing)
455
00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:07,518
Hey, Vic.
456
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,222
I see you over there lookin'
BHL, blessed and highly favored.
457
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,057
What's so funny?
458
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:16,194
(laughing loudly)
459
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,361
Hey, Vic!
460
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:18,930
(laughs)
Yeah.
Hey!
461
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,533
What's up, Lloyd?
If it ain't the Darby Man.
462
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,869
Heard about you
on TMZ, nigga.
463
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,405
Jesus, you should've told me the
paparazzi was out there waiting
464
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,272
to ambush me!
465
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,373
You know, you two niggas
466
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,575
deserve each other.
467
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,243
'Cause you're both frauds.
468
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,545
LLOYD:
Oh, Vic, come on.
469
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,047
I let fame go to my head,
and I forgot
470
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:38,249
about the important things
in life, like...
471
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,084
our friendship and hating Jesus.
472
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,252
Don't you forgive me,
473
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,386
Vic? Don't you forgive me?
474
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,889
No, I don't.
475
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,058
Come on, Vic.
Keep it one fow-wow.
476
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,759
You wasn't a little bit envious
of this dude?
477
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:52,396
Envious? Heh. Of a nigga
that smell like week-old piss?
478
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,232
Come on, brah.
So you weren't
479
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,602
coveting this dude's new money
and fame, not even a little bit,
480
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,303
hatin' on his get-down?
And you know
481
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,272
you was out of line for
forcing yourself as a manager
482
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,741
on this dude, knowing
you ain't got no experience.
483
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,477
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I'm not apologizing
for that.
484
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,279
I was trying to help.
485
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,082
Oh, were you really? Or were you
just trying to lock him down
486
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:14,285
'cause you didn't want
to lose his friendship, Victor?
487
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,486
Oh, is that true, Vic?
488
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,921
You was
tryin' to lock down
489
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,990
so you could keep me
as your friend?
490
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:23,294
Oh, yeah, yeah. I missed the
smelly-ass nigga on my couch.
491
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:26,130
Let me make it up, Vic.
See, they had to pay me out
492
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,598
of my contract. See?
493
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,267
So I could be known
494
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,835
as a rent-paying roommate.
495
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,470
You're paying rent?
496
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,939
Come on in, Lloyd. Come on in.
Get your... Get all your stuff.
497
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,440
Get all your bags.
Get everything. Let me help you
498
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,109
with your stuff. Let me help you
with this right here.
499
00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:40,111
I got... I got this. Oh,
yeah, I got this, too.
500
00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:43,014
Let me get your back here.
Man, you get back, nigga.
501
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,850
LLOYD:
Once again,
502
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,952
faith and love in you
ain't shit.
503
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,620
VIC:
That's right, Lloyd.
504
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,289
He's a con man.
Con man!
505
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:55,126
Yeah. See, now you can hang
out with your real friends.
506
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,861
JESUS:
It's all good though,
507
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,196
'cause I love the love.
508
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,330
Con man!
509
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,531
Hey, Lloyd!
510
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:04,035
You forgot your shit, dawg!
511
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,637
Thank you, Jesus!
512
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,906
You welcome!