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(knocking on door)
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(toilet flushes)
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Oh, excuse me, um,
are you the landlord here?
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VIC: Uh, yes. Victor Hargrove
at your service.
(humming)
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What can I do for you?
I'm looking for a man.
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Well, you ain't got
to look no further.
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(laughing):
Aren't you cute.
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(humming happily)
Well, no, actually, um,
this may sound strange,
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but I'm looking
for a homeless man.
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He's about 60, so tall,
um, he's usually intoxicated,
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and his name is...
Lloyd.
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(gasps)
Yes, Lloyd.
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Ah, I'm so relieved.
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Is he here?
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VIC:
How you know Lloyd?
(gasps)
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WOMAN:
He's my husband.
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I mean... I mean,
my ex-husband.
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No, actually...
it's just a little complicated.
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You and Lloyd?
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Lloyd and you?
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I'm so relieved
that he's... Is he here?
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Uh, you know what?
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Come on in and
have a seat.
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Oh, okay, thank you.
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Lloyd!
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Lloyd! Lloyd!
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Vic.
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Listen to me carefully.
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I want you to go in there,
tell that woman that I'm dead.
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VIC: Lloyd, is that
really your wife?
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Ex-wife.
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Lloyd, the woman
is beautiful, man.
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Would you help me out?
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Tell her I got killed
in a carjacking.
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Tell her that Suge Knight
rolled over my face.
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Anything.
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WOMAN: Lloyd,
are you in there?
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Lloyd, please, just
give me five minutes.
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Lloyd is not here!
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Lloyd, I can hear you.
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Come on, man, you're
being ridiculous.
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Come out here and talk
to this woman, Lloyd.
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Oh, God, my God, Lloyd!
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(Lloyd grunting)
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(grunts)
All right, all right.
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Stop slobbering
on me, woman.
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Oh! (giggles)
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Lloyd, you look amazing.
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How did you find me, anyway?
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Well, I was asking around,
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and this guy with a
bad wig and robes on
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told me that you
lived here now.
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Oh, damn you, Jesus.
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All the shit that I ask for,
and this is what you give me.
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VIC: Guess I'll, uh, leave and
let you guys work things out.
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No, no, no, no, no,
Vic is my boss, my bestie.
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Anything you want to say to me,
you can say to Vic.
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Okay.
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I want you back, Lloyd.
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I've been waiting for you
to get your life together,
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and you have.
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And I am so
proud of you.
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No. Now, if you
will excuse me...
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VIC: Hey, wait
a minute, Lloyd.
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Uh, maybe you should listen
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to hear what
the woman got to say.
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Before you leave.
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Vic, stay out of this.
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I need some air.
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Whew!
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And some Darby.
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You need a bath, nigga.
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(door slams)
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(scoffs)
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Maybe I shouldn't
have come.
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I still can't
believe it.
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You and Lloyd?
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Come on, Lloyd?
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Well, I'm staying
downtown.
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Can I give you my phone number,
in case he changes his mind?
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You know what, I'll do you
one better than that.
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Why don't you stay for a minute?
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'Cause, you never know,
he might come right back.
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(chuckles)
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TRAYVON: Okay, cheat out to me,
I can't really see your face.
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There you go.
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(rap music plays)
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You know what, playback's
actually messing me up.
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Let me turn that off.
There we go.
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Man, what you doing, man?
That's banging, baby.
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I can't stop banging to that,
baby, you know what I'm saying?
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I know, that-that's why--
you don't stop banging,
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and that's why I had to
cut it off, all right?
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Less grooving, more stirring.
Let's-let's get this, okay?
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You don't even know
how to rock shit.
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You're from the suburbs, fool.
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I Googled it-- I know
exactly what I'm doing.
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Hey, man, let me
tell you something, man.
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Don't disrespect me, man.
Don't put your...
I'm not disrespecting.
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Get your finger out of my face.
Don't disrespect me.
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You're my friend, man.
Move your finger outta my face!
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Don't disrespect me, man.
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JESUS: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm doing anything
to disrespect you!
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JESUS: Cut that out,
cut that out, man.
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What's wrong with y'all?
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Hey, what's up, Jee?
Look, check it out.
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We here, we shooting
a video this week, man.
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You know, for my joint,
"Side Bitches."
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Man, we on location
out here today.
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Uh, we gonna be
at my mom house Friday.
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She gonna be gone all day,
so we gonna be all up
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on some Scarface-type
shit up in there.
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You know
what I'm saying?
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It's gonna crack, right?
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(chuckling)
JESUS: Boonie.
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All that "bitchity-bitch-bitch"
and "ho, ho, ho" that.
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You can't keep
objectifying "womenses"
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and lady-girls like that, man.
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Everybody can't be Too Short
and Uncle Luke, man.
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Hey, man, what we trying to do
is make some legit money.
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Which was your idea,
by the way.
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And you ain't helping.
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TRAYVON: Look, if I
may interject, Jesus.
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Tell him the plan we have,
tell him the plan.
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Hey, check it out, Jee.
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We want you to be in
the video, right?
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Know what I'm sayin'?
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See, I'm-a get
in this shootout,
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and I'm-a be bustin' up
in them (bleep),
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and we want you to put your holy
hand in that ass. (laughs)
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Think-think like-like...
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like Jesus meets
Angel of Death, you know?
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BOONIE:
Yeah, man.
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That's some
dumb-ass shit, man.
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But check this out, y'all go
ahead and handle your business.
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'Cause you know what I'm saying,
I'm-a go do my thing.
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I got other stuff to do,
like God's work.
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You know, we out here helping
the less (bleep) fortunate.
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Trayvon.
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BOONIE: Hey, man, your face
too big for that hairdo anyway.
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Hey, man, I knew he wasn't
gonna do this shit, man.
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TRAYVON:
So what do we do?
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Act like he better
than us, man.
Hey, man, listen.
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We got bitches, right?
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"Ladies."
No, we don't have any.
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How we gonna do
a video called "Side Bitches"
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if we ain't got
no side bitches?
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No, I do not want to be
a skank in your video.
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Thanks for calling.
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BOONIE: Oh, no, Maggs,
it ain't like that.
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We got some other stuff
besides "degregation."
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Is that the word?
Mm-hmm.
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I'm not dressing
like a ho.
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Hey, mute it,
mute it, mute it.
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What?
Listen, man.
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Fully clothed bitches is better
than no bitches and no boot...
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The shit called
"Side Bitches."
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You're right.
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All right, Maggs, you ain't got
to dress all skanky,
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but, look, can you find some
bitches
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who will dress like hoes?
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So Jesus is doing
this with you?
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Yeah, Jesus gonna be there.
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So you're telling me
that if I bring my girlfriends,
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that they're gonna
get to meet Jesus?
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Yeah, of course.
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He's not gonna be there.
He is gonna be there.
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Man, I don't believe you.
Put Tray on the phone.
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Tell the bitch
that goddamn Jesus
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gonna be there, man.
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I told you-- I don't lie;
that's not what I do.
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Tray, we need... Tray!
(muffled talking)
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Okay, I, um...
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Hey, hey, Maggs,
it's Tray.
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Yeah, J-Jesus, he'll be here.
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Um, and he really wants you
and your friends to come.
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All right, he'd better be there.
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They'd better have Jesus Christ
there, you know what I'm saying?
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Because otherwise it's gonna
make me look stupid.
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I don't want
to look stupid.
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Not in front of my girls.
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Selfie.
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So do you work
out every day?
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Well, you know,
I try to get my Shaun T on
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at least twice a week...
Oh.
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Lloyd, we have to talk.
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Vic.
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Can I have a word
with you, please?
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What is she doing
here again today?
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She came back, man.
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She loves you.
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Y'all need to talk, man.
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Marriage is sacred.
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I want my old life back.
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You, me and Darby.
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We brought her here, and
we got to get her out.
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By "we," I mean you.
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Okay.
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That's what you really want?
Yes.
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All right.
Thank you.
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Good man, Vic.
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You take care of yourself.
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I'm gonna go across town,
running errands.
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And I'll be gone
about four or five hours.
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VIC: Hey, why don't you take
them cans with you, nigga.
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Yeah, all right.
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LLOYD:
Ooh, damn... (scoffs)
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I don't know why he
doesn't love me anymore.
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Maybe it's because I've
gotten so old and ugly.
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Oh, no, no, baby,
you got it all wrong.
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You ain't old and ugly.
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You got to realize that man
drink a lot of alcohol.
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(chuckles)
He can't see
what I can see.
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Mm.
Mmm...
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Mmm.
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♪ ♪
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TRAYVON: Maggs, thank
you so much for coming.
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Yo, yo, where's Jesus?
Um, he-he'll be here soon,
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but we got to get rolling,
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'cause we got a hard out by
the time Boonie's mom gets in.
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Hey, Boonie, my friends can
only stay for a couple hours,
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so they have to meet Jesus.
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Hey, Jee coming, you know?
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And thanks for bringing
the broads through.
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Hey, any of them down for some
casting couch action after this?
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They're here because
they came to meet Jesus.
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That's why we're doing
the video.
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Hey, Jee coming! Damn!
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Yeah, uh, he--
five minutes and...
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but we got to get
rolling, you know?
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BOONIE:
All right, so look,
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in this, you gonna
be my side bitch,
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looking out for my main bitch,
also looking out
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for the people you
know I deal drugs to.
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Which gonna be played
by my boy right here.
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(chuckling): You know
what I'm saying?
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So look, Maggs, you
gonna be on deck.
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And you gonna have assault
bitches watching your back.
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These bitches right here.
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You mean these "actresses" here?
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Yeah, the gun bitches.
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See, you gonna be
my main side bitch,
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it's just they gonna have your
back, looking out for you.
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Y'all gonna be dancing, looking
all sexy and shit. (chuckles)
245
00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:08,847
I think I get it.
246
00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,916
So I'm protecting you,
these girls are my assistants,
247
00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:13,518
I'm in charge of security
for a drug dealer,
248
00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,886
and somehow I dance
while doing this.
249
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,022
Th-Th-There's a bit
more to it than that,
250
00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,023
but, yeah, pretty much.
251
00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,024
Somehow I doubt it.
252
00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,325
Where's Jesus?
253
00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:25,163
Hey, baby.
254
00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,032
You still here.
255
00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,767
So you kicking me out now?
256
00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,268
Oh, no, no, not "kicking out."
257
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,170
I mean... I just thought
it would be kind of awkward
258
00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,738
if Lloyd was to come back,
you know?
259
00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:36,508
We made a big mistake.
260
00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:38,109
Aw, Vic.
261
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,444
Don't be so hard
on yourself.
262
00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:40,912
It wasn't that big of a deal.
263
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,181
You're married;
it was adultery.
264
00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,183
We could burn
in Hell for this.
265
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,085
Oh, Vic, relax.
266
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,087
Lloyd's not really
my husband anymore.
267
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,089
Hey, listen, Mama,
listen, hey...
268
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,025
I actually just came back
to pick these papers up.
269
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,393
These papers,
they're around here some...
270
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,395
They're around here somewhere,
these papers.
271
00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:59,030
Oh, man-- here they go,
right here.
272
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,098
Mm.
They're right here.
273
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,132
Yeah, see,
got to pay the bills.
274
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,101
(chuckles)
275
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,437
I love a man who
pays his bills, Vic!
276
00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:08,740
JESUS: Vic,
what's up, playboy?
277
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,442
Hey, what the hell
you doing here?
278
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:13,111
Man, I just got back from
spreading the Good Word, man.
279
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,246
I was thinking to myself--
I need to go by here
280
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,581
and holla at the homie,
Vic, man,
281
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,450
give him a little support
and reassurance
282
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,118
in his time of...
temptation.
283
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,220
Temptation?
284
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,289
Who the hell told
you that, huh?
285
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,224
You been spying on
me again, nigga?
286
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,226
Vic, man, ain't nobody
in your business, man.
287
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,995
But everybody
in the building has seen
288
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,396
Lloyd's wife
coming and going.
289
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:34,132
Man, she is some serious
cougar action right there
290
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,934
with major cake, brah.
291
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,136
But look here, man, you know my
father don't get down like that.
292
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,571
You can't be coveting
that woman, man.
293
00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:41,906
You need to mind your business.
294
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,476
And stop pretending you even
know who your father is.
295
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,113
That's disrespectful, Vic.
296
00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,815
But you're still one
of my most "favoritest" folks.
297
00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:54,252
Okay, and playback!
298
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,320
(music track begins)
299
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,355
♪ Boonie... ♪
300
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,190
Clear!
301
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:02,694
♪ B-B-Boonie,
side bitches, side bitches ♪
302
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,429
♪ I'm in the house, y'all ♪
303
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,498
♪ My debut album ♪
304
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,200
Car slut, twerk,
twerk, twerk!
305
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,869
♪ Y'all ready for me? ♪
306
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,170
What? No. Cut!
307
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,338
Cut! Cut!
308
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,873
What's going on here?
309
00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:19,044
Y'all filming a movie?
310
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,445
What are you doing?
311
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,946
I came by to drop off
312
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,015
your mama's frying pans!
313
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,550
Take them in the house
for me, Tray.
314
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:26,951
Oh, no, we're actually
shooting a video, so...
315
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:29,521
SHALINKA: Take them
in the house, please!
316
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,955
God!
317
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,691
So you actually filming a video?
318
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,559
What Maggie and all these
other bitches doing in it?
319
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:35,994
BOONIE: Hey, it's
for my joint,
320
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,196
"Side Bitches."
We getting it in.
321
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,330
Hi, Shalinka.
322
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,465
Don't speak to me, Maggie.
323
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,067
I don't like you.
324
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,334
Please don't speak to me.
325
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,335
Just being nice.
326
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,870
If you want to be nice,
327
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,138
flip your ass off the balcony.
328
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,707
BOONIE: Let me tell
you something.
329
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:51,009
First off all, Maggie,
that's the fake side bitch.
330
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:54,079
And these are the real side
bitches right here and, uh,
331
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,581
all this is just entertainment!
That's true...
332
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,917
How come you ain't ask me
to be in it, then?
333
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,385
I didn't know you wanted
to be in the video,
334
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,986
'cause we needed
some bad bitches.
335
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,888
I would, actually.
336
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,157
I want to shoot guns
and be a bad bitch, too.
337
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,659
I ain't doing nothin'.
338
00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:09,327
And I just got my weave done.
339
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,595
I spent all this money
on this bomb weave,
340
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:13,598
I want to show it off
to the world.
341
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,667
I don't want to be
no side bitch, though.
342
00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:18,570
That's my baby daddy,
I'm gonna be the main bitch!
343
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:26,845
(laughter and chatter inside,
TV plays indistinctly)
344
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,847
(huffs)
345
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,415
Damn.
346
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,287
Lloyd, what's up?
347
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,555
I'm waiting to come home, Vic.
348
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,124
When's she gonna be gone?
349
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,693
Um... I can't do
that for you, man.
350
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:42,560
Why?
351
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,963
Vic, you promised me this!
352
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:47,365
Truth is, Bernadette
is special to me.
353
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,800
But she's flirty.
354
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,568
I've always had
this lingering suspicion
355
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,036
that she was cheating on me.
356
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,938
I was jealous all the time!
357
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,073
I was obsessed.
358
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,207
Then I got depressed
359
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,275
and started drinking again.
360
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,710
Had to let her go.
361
00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,812
You understand, don't you, Vic?
362
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,381
Yeah, yeah.
363
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,382
I'll go away.
364
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,984
Give you all the time you need.
365
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,820
Okay? Just call me when
you kick that bitch out.
366
00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:11,322
REV. CLEVELAND:
Well, go ahead, son.
367
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,424
I ain't got all day.
368
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,161
(clears his throat)
Well...
369
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,830
uh, I broke
a commandment.
370
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:22,567
Uh, I slept with
somebody's wife.
371
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,136
And it wasn't just
anybody's wife.
372
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,405
It was one of
my good friends.
373
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,474
You know, um,
I didn't want to do it,
374
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,576
but, you know,
his wife is beautiful.
375
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,610
She was jumping all over me.
376
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,145
She was throwing it at me.
377
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,413
And she ran off on him.
378
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,815
But she would
never do that to me,
379
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,017
'cause, see,
'cause we are in love.
380
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,085
(laughs)
Jesus Christ, son.
381
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,754
Don't scare me like that.
382
00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:44,622
I thought you killed somebody.
383
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,425
I was about to throw your ass
out of here and call the cops.
384
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,626
So you got some (bleep)--
so what?
385
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,794
That's what I've been wanting
386
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,629
to ask you about,
you know, like,
387
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,431
I've been hearing stuff, rumors.
388
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,933
What, that I (bleep)
a lot of bitches?
389
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,034
All kind of bitches.
390
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,302
Put that on my résumé.
391
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,670
Isn't that sin?
392
00:13:58,672 --> 00:13:59,604
Yeah.
393
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,039
That's why I pay for my (bleep).
394
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,775
Pay? Like, you mean tricking...?
395
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,109
No!
396
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,278
Well... (stammers)
397
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,646
What I meant was
398
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,615
I pay God for my (bleep).
399
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,151
It's just like I tell
the congregation.
400
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,353
God knows we gonna sin.
401
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,455
All he wants is for you
to pay for your sins.
402
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,958
So I pay $250 for some head.
403
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,459
$500 for vaginal sex.
404
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,794
And I throw in
an extra $250
405
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:25,163
if I run it up the (bleep).
406
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,397
(chuckles)
Wow.
407
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,399
Um...
(clears his throat)
408
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,402
Who do you pay?
409
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,004
The church.
410
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,372
Me, nigga.
411
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,474
And that's exactly
who you gonna pay.
412
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,409
So, pay up.
413
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,644
Okay.
If you can't pay to play,
414
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,579
you ain't got
no business up in there.
415
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,348
You got a point, Reverend.
416
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,384
Always... I gotta
pay to play.
417
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:50,722
God bless you, son.
418
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,925
Go forth and sin some more.
(laughing)
419
00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,665
Where's Jesus?
420
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,100
Uh, ten minutes,
he'll be right here.
421
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,401
Hey, Link, real quick, okay.
422
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,669
So here's the thing--
423
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,037
now, Jason, Boonie, you guys are
424
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,006
gonna come from inside
to outside, okay?
425
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,675
You're gonna be walking home
with the groceries, all right?
426
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,710
You're gonna see a side
up top with a shotgun,
427
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,245
but here's the thing--
you're packing heat, too.
428
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,513
No problems, okay?
The ground bitches,
429
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,181
I mean, the ground sides,
430
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,716
they're gonna be controlling
the ground area.
431
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:19,951
So you're gonna
drop your groceries,
432
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,419
you're gonna fire back--
bam, bam!
433
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,520
I'll add the gunshots in post.
434
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,621
Everything will be perfect.
435
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:24,722
All right, you even know
436
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:25,757
how to work that thing?
437
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,058
Yeah, yeah, um,
hey guys?
438
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,526
We're rolling, okay?
439
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,528
So, le-let's everyone get
to their first position.
440
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,864
All right, here we go.
441
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:35,600
And... action!
442
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,101
(laughs)
That's perfect.
443
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,469
All these bitches?
Come on!
444
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,538
There we go.
Jason, Boonie,
445
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,874
come outside,
there you go.
446
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,542
Hey, Boonie, Jason,
these are gunshots!
447
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,644
You have to dodge,
you have to dodge!
448
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,546
Dodging!
There we go.
449
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,048
There you go, Maggs.
And cut!
450
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,316
We got it! Moving on.
451
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:52,317
Good job.
452
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:53,384
Tray!
Yeah?
453
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,819
Come here.
Mm-hmm.
454
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,055
I want to do it again.
Oh, we...
455
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,289
I think I can do
that part better.
456
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,058
Oh, it was actually
good right here.
457
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,926
No it wasn't; I only killed
two of them bitches.
458
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,429
I can get all of them,
especially the bitch up there.
459
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,596
BOONIE:
Hey, this video ain't about you.
460
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:06,898
You got this shit looking
461
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,399
like a single mom's documentary.
462
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,834
Listen, it's okay-- we'll do--
463
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:10,969
we got time for one more, okay?
464
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,170
Is that cool?
Okay. That's cool.
465
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,404
All right, you guys...
466
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,239
And I need to be
the one to say cut.
467
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,574
Oh, you want to direct as well?
468
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,743
Yeah, 'cause you okay,
but you not that good.
469
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,578
Okay.
I done seen a lot of ways
470
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,413
he's really (bleep)
the video up.
471
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,582
TRAYVON:
I mean, I mean, we-we're,
it's a work in progress.
472
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,519
Hey, baby!
473
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,254
Look, babe, we gonna
have to come clean.
474
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,923
Tell the truth.
Now, I mean, uh,
475
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,992
that's only the way
we gonna ever have
476
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,094
any chance to have
something meaningful.
477
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,428
You really mean it, boo?
478
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,630
Hey, look, Bernadette, I...
479
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,299
I ain't no Tiger Woods
or anything.
480
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,800
I'm a Christian.
481
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,370
And I'm just saying, in
order for us to do this
482
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,805
and not feel ashamed of
ourself, we gotta be honest.
483
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,107
Okay.
484
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,508
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
485
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,377
You cool with that?
I'm cool with that.
486
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,145
Good, 'cause Lloyd is
right outside the door.
487
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,813
I'm getting ready to go
out to get him right now,
488
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:56,814
tell him exactly
what's going on.
489
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,216
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no.
490
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,951
Don't do that.
Not now.
491
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:01,185
Uh, tonight.
492
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,187
We'll tell him together.
493
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,555
(chuckles)
494
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,858
Well, yeah, tell
him together.
Yeah, yeah.
495
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,395
Hurry up, Tray.
496
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,630
Jesus is not coming,
is he, Boonie?
497
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,332
I tried to get
Jesus to come.
498
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,868
He didn't like the creative
direction this video was taking.
499
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,136
You know, this is the last time
500
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,872
I bring some hoes over
for your ass.
501
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,740
Guys, listen, okay?
Instead of arguing
502
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,208
and fighting,
why don't we just,
503
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,144
like, pray really hard
and maybe he'll show up.
504
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,479
Hey, might as well, man.
Well, yeah.
505
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,714
Fine.
506
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,519
Dear Jesus,
507
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:37,822
I'm here at this stupid
(bleep) video shoot
508
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,824
for one of your
asshole disciples,
509
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,160
who promised
that you'd be here.
510
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,828
I rebuke you, bitch.
511
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,063
There are some bitches here
512
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,498
who would really like
to meet you, Jesus,
513
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,567
so please come soon.
Amen.
514
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,869
MEN:
Amen.
515
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,238
What's happening, pimps?
MAGGIE: Jesus!
516
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,574
TRAYVON: It worked! He's here!
BOONIE: He's always on time.
517
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,443
Bernadette!
518
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,244
Vic, you're just in time.
519
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,913
Bernadette!
520
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,382
She couldn't wait to get out
of here-- what did you do?
521
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,917
Bernadette, what about the
conversation with Lloyd?
522
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,785
Uh, we're gonna have
that conversation,
523
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,420
but I just have
to leave and, uh,
524
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,022
take care of some business
right now.
525
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:12,423
Uh, I'm coming back, baby,
I'm coming back!
526
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,925
I'm coming back!
I didn't get
your number, though.
527
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,626
I didn't get your number!
Bernadette!
528
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:20,698
LLOYD:
Vic! Let the bitch go!
529
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,899
So what I'm gonna
need y'all to do
530
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,468
is start respecting yourself
531
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,635
and believing in yourself,
532
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,903
because I believe in you.
533
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,105
You understand?
All right, man, hey.
534
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,806
Uh, give the bitches
three minutes,
535
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,141
then let them know it's time
to get back to work, man.
536
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,043
Okay, perfect.
Know what I'm saying? Hey!
537
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,978
Hey!
Hey, where the hell you going?
538
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,547
Girl, don't act like I ain't
got your nudes in my phone!
539
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,715
Hey, what happened?
540
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:38,749
Don't blame me.
541
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:39,884
Jesus gave them self-respect.
542
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,486
Are you serious?!
543
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:44,489
Hey, Jesus, I hate when you give
the bitches self-respect, man!
544
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,890
You need you some, too.
545
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,625
Look at you, man.
You running around here
546
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,926
acting like you're
Yo Gotti or somebody, man.
547
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,162
This is not you.
Knock it off.
548
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,897
How about trying to do something
like making some money off love
549
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,832
and kindness and respect
for women for a change, dawg.
550
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,400
Hey, man, let's shoot
the video the way
551
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:58,569
we was gonna shoot it before
the bitches even showed up.
552
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,738
Boonie!
553
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:05,176
You know, I support you, brah.
554
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,811
I'll be in your
little heathenous,
555
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,779
blasphemous-ass video.
556
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,915
That's what I'm talking about!
557
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,283
You gonna be down
with the Boon-Boon!
558
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:16,187
Be down with
your Boon-Boon, baby!
559
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,723
(laughter)
560
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:21,692
We did it, buddy.
561
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,494
You're a true friend.
562
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,862
I won't forget this.
563
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,764
No, Lloyd,
I'm not a true friend.
564
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,300
I'm actually
an asshole sometimes.
565
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,369
But I'm glad she left.
566
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,937
You know she didn't cook shit
567
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,772
the whole time
she was here, man.
568
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,174
Then I'm cooking tonight.
569
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,608
Macaroni and cheese.
570
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,343
Ready in two minutes!
571
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,945
(whoops)
572
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,947
All right, so what you're
gonna do is you're gonna
573
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,015
look right here--
that's where, that's where
574
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,449
Boonie is;
Boonie is right here.
575
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:46,851
No, but Boonie's right there.
576
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,052
No, no, but for
the camera trick,
577
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,287
Boonie's right there.
578
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,955
Okay? And... action.
579
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:54,158
Dear God, hear a
thug's prayer tonight
580
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,827
for my sins that follow
me home to the crib.
581
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,796
Forgive me for what
I'm about to do
582
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,332
to these bitch-ass niggas.
583
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,833
Amen.
584
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,369
♪ Side bitches, side bitches,
side bitches ♪
585
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,206
♪ I'm fittin' to put it down;
y'all ready for me? ♪
586
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,808
♪ Boonie ♪
♪ Side bitches, my side bitch ♪
587
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,243
♪ She's so fine,
down for whatever ♪
588
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,812
♪ My main chick,
she's square built ♪
589
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,648
♪ She knit them sweaters,
my side chick ♪
590
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,817
♪ Wearing high heels,
her body bop! ♪
591
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,987
♪ My main chick sporting gloves
with a ... mop ♪
592
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:26,090
♪ My side bitch is a freak,
she call me Daddy ♪
593
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:29,327
♪ My real chick elbow missing
'cause her skin is saggy ♪
594
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:33,064
♪ My side bitch is a dime,
she's my arm candy ♪
595
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,533
♪ My main chick got a job,
so she come in handy ♪
596
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,501
♪ Side bitches,
side bitches... ♪
597
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:40,538
♪ S-S-S-Side bitches,
b-b-bitches, side bitches ♪
598
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,406
♪ Side bitches,
side bitches ♪
599
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,942
♪ If you know you're side bitch,
throw your hands in the air ♪
600
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,845
♪ I love my side bitch, baby ♪
601
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,414
(echoing):
♪ Side bitches... ♪
602
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:01,459
♪ Side bitches. ♪
603
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:04,295
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