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(quacking)
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BOONIE:
Hey, hey, is God mad at us?
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Of course not, man.
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Why would Pops be mad?
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Look, he blessed us
with this beautiful day.
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We out here chillin'.
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You got a pocketful
of weed.
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And we're about
to catch some free dinner.
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Did I mention that it was "free"
and it was "dinner"?
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Why would he be mad at us?
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'Cause I'm fishing for dinner
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in Wilt Chamberlain Lake.
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I mean, I don't mind
the free food,
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but this is embarrassing.
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I don't want to be seen
doing this crap.
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TRAYVON: Guys, this
is a terrible idea.
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We should not be
eating this fish.
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Oh, here you go
with that bullshit, man.
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What, you reading
some dumb shit online
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about the fish in the hood bad?
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I was reading the
California Office
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of Environmental
Hazard Assessment
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June 2010 report
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titled "Health Advisory
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"and Safe Eating
Guidelines for Fish
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from the Wilt
Chamberlain Lake."
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It's fine, Tray.
It's fine.
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Pops told me.
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He blessed us
with the fish so we can
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sustain and nourish ourselves.
You like to eat, right?
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Yeah.
Just like he
blesses us with struggle.
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'Cause without struggle,
we wouldn't be strong people.
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He kind of tests our
mettle-- you feel me?
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And you know what, Boon?
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You asking
the right questions, dawg.
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And that makes me think, man,
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we got to get out here
and deliver the Word
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to the people that need it
that can't get to us.
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We got to take this show
on the road, dawg.
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I'm the preacher
and you the deejay.
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Feel me?
(chuckles)
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(grunting)
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Oh!
(whooping)
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Ms. Tudi, I ain't even here
for what you think, girl.
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Oh, Heavenly Father,
please look down on us!
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Jesus Christ lying to my face.
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I know you want some money.
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Nah, don't nobody
want your bread, girl.
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You can keep
your little purse private.
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Mm-hmm.
Then what you want?
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Oh, just a little of your time,
that's it.
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Baby, what you seem to forget
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is, for us mortals,
time is money.
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You feel me?
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Look, Ms. Tudi,
I finally figured out
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why Pops wanted me
to have that food truck.
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, the truth
has been revealed.
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Peep this out.
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We about to start
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Jesus's Church of Compton
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and Fish Taco Truck.
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Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Say that again.
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"Jesus's Church of Compton"?
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And Fish Taco Truck-- yeah!
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We about to set up,
give away some bomb-ass tacos.
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I'm talking about some bomb...
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Baby, baby,
what you want me to do?
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Oh, I just want you
to bless the grill
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with some of your fine
and exquisitely honed
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culinary skills.
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Whoa, hold it!
Hold up.
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You want me to cook for free?!
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For free? (scoffs)
Girl, how absurd.
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You talkin' stupid.
I don't know
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nothing about for free.
Jesus?
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You gonna get paid in grace.
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All right, listen, you must
need money for something.
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Where you gonna get the fish?
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Oh, the fish are caught locally.
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You better not sleep.
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I'm talking
about a bonanza of fish!
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Oh, my...
You telling me you got this
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out the Wilt Chamberlain Lake?
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God is a mother(bleep),
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ain't he?
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Mm...
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I'm gonna let y'all
try this shit first.
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(honking)
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The hell's all this shit?
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Hey, hey!
What's happening, Vic?
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Hey, come check us out, man!
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You'd better
get you one of
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these delicioso fish tacos!
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You know you want one!
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Check it out!
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So a bunch of losers done
started up a new business, huh?
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Hell about to freeze over.
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MS. TUDI:
Excuse me,
but who you calling a loser?
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Ms. Tudi, well, I didn't
even know you was in there.
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Mm-hmm, you'd better
quit being a hater.
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Try one of these fish tacos.
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This here's our first batch.
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Ain't no weed in there, right?
JESUS:
Of course not.
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Ain't no weed in that, man.
MS. TUDI: That's right.
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Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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MS. TUDI:
Mm-hmm.
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Wow.
(laughs)
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That's actually good.
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Yeah, man, and the crazy part
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is, Pops blessed us
with this straight from
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Wilt Chamberlain Lake.
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Wilt Chamberlain Lake?!
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Nigga, are you crazy?!
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Whoa, whoa, hold...
just relax!
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This here okay.
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All I try to do is spread
joy in your life, man,
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and you keep on coming at us
like we some peons, man.
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Who you think sent your mama
that big-ass "bouquette"
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of flowers for her birthday
on Wednesday, man?
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Oh, yeah, I know it's "bouquet,"
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but I like to say "bouquette."
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Who you think did that
and put your name on it?
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You got my mama those flowers?
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You didn't do it.
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Man, I ain't even supposed
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to be revealing
my infinite and divine
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powers to you like that, man.
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But I like you, Vic.
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And guess what, Vic.
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I helped him pick them.
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Yeah, I bet you feel like
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a real dick now, don't you?
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Yeah, well, where you get
my mama's info from?
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JESUS:
Pops gave it to us.
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I mean, he knew it was
for a good cause, man.
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You need
to quit trippin', Vic.
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Divine insight from the Big Guy
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upstairs; that's all it was.
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Bullshit.
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You's a nerd bitch hacker!
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Hey, man, when you get mad,
you look
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like the hyenas
on The Lion King.
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(laughter)
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Mufasa.
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Vic, Trayvon a hacker?
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He real smart, man,
but he ain't no hacker, brah.
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You niggas is a bunch
of identity thieves.
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Yeah, I hope you ain't using
the Wi-Fi in the complex
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to do some goddamn
cyber crime.
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Nah, Vic, man,
you got it all wrong, brah.
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No, you got it
all wrong, see.
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Yeah, you done went too
far this time, nigga.
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You send my mama
some more flowers,
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that's your ass.
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And these tacos?
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You can have them.
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Wilt Chamberlain Lake.
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Hey, wait, wait, wait,
what you doing?
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That nigga taking all the tacos.
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He's hungry, man.
Let him eat.
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Oh, yeah!
(laughs)
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From Galilee to Gardena.
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Cairo to Compton.
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Probably seen him hanging
around Rick Ross' neck.
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Hell, he used
to be white!
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Give it up
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for Jesus Christ!
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JESUS:
Come on out and get you
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some salvation!
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This baby is
Jesus's Church of Compton
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and Fish Taco Truck!
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Where the food will not
only nourish your soul,
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but please your piehole.
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Can I get an amen, y'all?
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War, famine, pestilence--
who needs that shit
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when you got God's love
and fish tacos?
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You ever heard of the term
"undying love"?
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That comes from the fact
that I died and undied for you.
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Came back to give you
some more love.
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Loving guidance by the boatload!
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Trees, Boon!
Boon, trees!
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For respect
one time, y'all!
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Think I'm getting to them.
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Get fat on God's Word
this Sunday
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at Jesus's Church of Compton
and Fish Taco Truck!
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Right here--
get fat on God's love
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and God's Word,
'cause he got plenty.
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Ha! You love that, don't you?
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God's love is free, amen?
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But food trucks need gas.
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JASON:
Yeah, we appreciate
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all these little donations
y'all are giving us.
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That's right.
Where is Trayvon?
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Did he make the run
to the store?
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Yeah, he been gone.
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All right.
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Come on, baby.
Thank you. God bless you.
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Hello, Jesus' phone.
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I'm at the store right now.
Boonie already talked to me.
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Oh, sorry, go ahead.
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Yeah, look, I don't have
enough money for that.
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Hold on one second, hold on.
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Yeah, hello?
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Aah! Wait! That's...
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Give me that bike!
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Wait!
That's my bike!
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Come back!
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Hmm.
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Ooh, look-a here.
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No, no, no, no.
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No.
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(groans)
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JESUS:
Hope to see you all this Sunday,
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serving salvation
and swordfish tacos!
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Jesus's Church of Compton
and Fish Tacos,
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where there ain't
nothing but love...
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(ringing)
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Hello.
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Hey, Victor.
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I just saw
that dirty Jesus nigga.
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Yeah, yeah.
You know what I found out?
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This nigga's a identity thief.
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Stole my mom's address.
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He's bad news, man.
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Well, he just rolled by
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the church in
that taco truck he's got.
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You know about this?
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(laughing):
Yeah, fish taco truck.
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You know those fish come out
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the Wilt Chamberlain Lake?
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Well, he's not
just selling tacos.
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He's preaching the Word.
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And taking donations.
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On my turf!
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I ought to cut that nigga.
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Anybody taking money from God
in Southwest Compton is me.
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(quacking)
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Everybody want to judge.
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But if anybody qualified to do
the job, it should be me.
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I wear the robe
and I'm of the divinity.
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But do you see me
judge anybody? No.
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Uh, Fish, sorry
to interrupt the sermon.
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What's up, Tray, what's up?
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I got jacked.
All right?
What?
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And they stole my bike
and everything.
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Oh, man, they tore
that eye up, man.
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Yeah.
Do that hurt?
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Aah!
(laughs)
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That's not funny.
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Yes, it hurts. Okay?
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Listen, it was this dude.
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It was, it was
two dudes, okay?
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And they had shotguns
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and there were some pit bulls
and everything.
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But that's not the worst part.
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All right?
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I dropped your phone.
258
00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,795
I dropped your phone
259
00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:52,197
when I was gonna
go chase her--
260
00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,299
the-the dudes--
and then, when I went back,
261
00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,201
it was gone.
Someone stole it.
(siren whoops)
262
00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,969
Uh-oh.
263
00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,704
Oh, we sorry, Officer.
We see the fire hydrant.
264
00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,239
We had a flat; we fixed it now.
265
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,741
We on our way out, Officer.
266
00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,910
Have a great day.
Like a taco?
267
00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,478
Well, I guess not.
I guess not.
268
00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,679
Guess not.
269
00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:09,014
And let's call
it quits, man.
270
00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,916
I'll be okay.
I'm sorry to let you down.
271
00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:14,052
Oh, just as long
as you're okay, Trayvon.
God, thank you.
272
00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:23,828
This phone has literally
billions of contacts.
273
00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:24,829
Mm-hmm.
274
00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:26,331
And famous people,
look at that!
275
00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,066
Bill Gates. The President!
276
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,267
Russell Simmons.
277
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,102
Hey, man.
278
00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,671
You know what
this means, right?
279
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,673
This is proof
that whatever
280
00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,007
that crooked
nigga's up to,
281
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,375
it's a whole lot bigger
282
00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,777
than we think, man.
283
00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:42,514
What?
284
00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:43,548
(line ringing)
285
00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:44,549
Hello?
286
00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:46,284
Judge Judy?
287
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,786
Hey, baby, how you doing,
sweet thang?
288
00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,020
Hey, come on, man.
289
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,189
You can't do that, man!
Why not?
290
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,425
She may not be the hottest
white woman around,
291
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,460
but that bitch is paid.
292
00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:57,295
You don't get it,
do you?
293
00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,698
This phone is probably
being tracked.
Tracked?
294
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:02,200
Yes, tracked.
FBI, CIA,
295
00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,902
the government...
Think about it, Lloyd.
296
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,870
The phone has billions
297
00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:08,239
of stolen personal
contacts in it.
298
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,308
We could go to jail
just for having that.
299
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,043
So what do we do?
300
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,713
We get this shit out of
here, is what we do.
301
00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:23,555
Hey!
The phone is being
tracked, Lloyd.
302
00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:25,290
(mews)
303
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,891
TRAYVON:
I mean the phone
should be trackable
304
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,293
as long as
the battery's inside,
305
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,728
but right now
I'm not getting anything.
306
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:30,729
I mean...
307
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,163
Man, I'm so stupid.
308
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,232
Well?
309
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,634
Well, what?
310
00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,168
That's barely enough for gas.
311
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,903
Well, what you think
the problem is?
312
00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:41,773
The problem is
poor people, Jesus.
313
00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,808
They ain't got no damn money.
Okay, well,
314
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,011
it ain't about the money
no way, right? I mean,
315
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,079
it's about spreading the Word
and getting it out there,
316
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,248
and you can't front-- we had
a beautiful-ass day today,
317
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,816
Ms. Tud...
No, we didn't, Jesus.
318
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,818
This was exhausting.
319
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:57,689
You got me up here as
a fry cook, six hours straight.
320
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,424
And I'm an old girl.
I mean...
321
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,860
I still got it going on.
But I'm saying OGs
322
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,996
can't be doing that.
Yeah, she right. That was
some hard-ass work today, Jesus.
323
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,032
BOONIE:
I'm telling you, man,
God hates us, man.
324
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,968
I mean, we do all this,
and for what?
325
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,437
I don't know. Man, I thought
Pops would at least
326
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,373
gave us enough to keep this
thing going, though, man.
327
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,375
Yeah.
Well, he gave us $24.
328
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,777
Here. $24.
329
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,712
All right, so what?
It's $24,
330
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,814
and $24 is not
(engine hisses)
331
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,849
a lot of bread.
But don't start losing faith
332
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,285
right now. Come on, man.
Pops love this truck, man,
333
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,953
he ordained it.
He don't want to see it stop.
334
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:31,389
(loud thump, hissing)
335
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,324
(engine rattles, stops)
MS. TUDI: Boonie!
336
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,193
You okay, Mom?
337
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,395
MS. TUDI:
The hell... Boonie!
338
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:39,864
Man.
339
00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:44,035
Nigga, what'd you do?
Hey.
340
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,137
Mama, I didn't...
You did something.
341
00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,951
(panting)
342
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:07,058
Ms. Tudi.
343
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,060
I don't even
want to hear it.
344
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,262
Mama, what a hernia
look like?
345
00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,667
I'm sorry I let you down,
big guy.
346
00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:18,870
Don't even trip, Tray,
I'm just glad you're all right.
347
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,505
Let me see.
348
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,073
Yeah, you're good.
349
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,274
Well?
350
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:26,845
Looks like I'll be up all night.
Hey.
351
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,414
I got to get some sleep.
352
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:47,132
(engine sputtering)
353
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,205
(engine starts)
354
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:03,381
Hey, little kitty.
355
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,216
(chuckles)
356
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,820
Hey, little kitty.
357
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:09,821
(chuckles)
358
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,022
Oh.
359
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,229
BOONIE (over microphone):
What's up, y'all?
360
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,131
It's Taco Sundays!
361
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,900
Guaranteed good taco.
362
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,735
Hey, lady over there!
363
00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:26,304
Take your time and come
over here and get a taco!
364
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,406
My man with the afro
playing basketball,
365
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,975
stop all that, come over here
and get a taco!
366
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,510
Hey!
367
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,579
You... Yeah... Tac...
368
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,815
And we got a special guest
coming out.
369
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,983
It's gonna blow your mind.
370
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,518
Hey, cross-eyed girl! Hey!
371
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,087
Wiggle over here and get
some of these taco! (laughs)
372
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,422
No, the truck right here!
373
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,324
Stop going... Oh, this... Yeah.
374
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,260
(quacking)
375
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,698
(cell phone rings)
Oh.
376
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,701
Jesus Christ.
377
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,603
(laughs)
378
00:13:58,605 --> 00:13:59,938
I don't give a shit.
379
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,439
(chuckles)
380
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:04,609
Hello?
381
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,611
Is the Pope in?
382
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,613
Tell him it's Deez.
383
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:09,948
Deez Nuts!
384
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,115
(guffaws)
385
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,451
Got him.
(chuckles)
386
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:17,488
FEMALE VOICE: Please record
outgoing message at the beep.
387
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,489
(tone chimes)
388
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,724
(farts)
389
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,059
(guffaws)
390
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,061
BOONIE: Taco Sundays,
come on over here!
391
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,396
Some bonbons in the truck.
Yeah...
392
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,299
Hey, Jesus, I think I know
who stole your phone.
393
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,134
Not right now, Trayvon,
the show about to kick off.
394
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,136
N-N-N-N-No, you need
to see this right now.
395
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,205
Look, come here.
396
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,208
(Trayvon pants)
397
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,311
JESUS:
Is that Lloyd's penis?!
398
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,646
TRAYVON:
Yeah.
399
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,314
Ugh, he got it
all out and shit?
400
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,316
Yeah, he does, that's not
the only thing, all right?
401
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,852
This is all over all your
social media accounts.
402
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,420
Every one.
All of 'em?
403
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,722
All of 'em.
Don't worry.
404
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,156
I'm-a get it
handled. Okay.
405
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,492
Y'all know what mother(bleep)
time it is.
406
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,161
It's Taco Sundays
out here in the pond,
407
00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:00,832
and I'm about to bring to you
the original Galilean gangster.
408
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:06,571
Give it for your nigga and mine,
Jesus H. (bleep) Christ!
409
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,439
Hey, hey,
what's happening, everybody?
410
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,608
I'm so glad to see y'all here
today, man. But, look,
411
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,543
before I get started,
I want to let y'all know, man,
412
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,179
that all my social networking
accounts have been hacked, man.
413
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,682
Somebody put some real janky
shit out there that ain't me.
414
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,051
You might see an old man's penis
up there, but I promise
415
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,053
we're gonna clean that shit up
as soon as possible.
416
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,255
Somebody's just hatin', y'all.
So check this out,
417
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,890
I'm gonna need everybody
to gather on round
418
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:28,526
and have a seat right here so
I can tell you about this hate.
419
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,863
Jesus say sit down! That's one
of the... commandments.
420
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:35,033
See, hate is like a fire, man.
421
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,302
And you don't stop a fire
with fire.
422
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:40,038
See, the way you stop hate
is with love.
423
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,940
Didn't nobody tell you to put
yourself out there like that.
424
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,708
That's that ego.
MS. TUDI:
All right,
425
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,643
now, who's got
Ms. Tudi's Alaskan halibut?
426
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,111
JESUS:
'Cause if it was your ego,
you got to let that go,
427
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,713
brother. That's some bullshit.
428
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,883
Ego done killed more black
and brown men than the police.
429
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:53,885
Can I get an amen, y'all?
OTHERS:
Amen.
430
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:56,321
JESUS:
You ever play football,
little dude?
431
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,656
Yeah.
Okay. So, just say
you got the ball.
432
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,758
You runnin', you runnin'
and you jukin' and you spinnin'
433
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,061
on fools. What the other team
supposed to be doing?
434
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,564
Try and tackle me.
Okay. So, you
got some fat-ass
435
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,333
lineman that just jumped off
and he just tried
436
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,901
to tackle you but he missed.
437
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:12,303
What you gonna
do then?
I'm-a keep runnin'.
438
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,572
What? That fool
tried to tackle you.
439
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,574
Is you a sucker or something?
You gonna keep runnin'?
440
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,110
You ain't gonna tackle him
back? Is you a little bitch?
441
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,280
Man, of course not.
Why not?
442
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,349
Because that's stupid.
443
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,850
That's revenge.
444
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,186
REV. CLEVELAND:
Yeah, yeah! That was
real deep, nigga!
445
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,521
But-but I got a question
for you.
446
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:34,258
Now, I was just enjoying
this delicious fish,
447
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,594
and I was wondering
where it came from.
448
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,163
Oh, the fish?
(chuckles)
449
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,698
The fish came from Pops.
450
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,800
REV. CLEVELAND:
Oh, really? Because
451
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,036
I heard it came
from Wilt Chamberlain Lake!
452
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,371
Mm-mm.
453
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,772
Oh, come on, Jesus.
MAN: That true, Jesus?
454
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,174
Now, you wouldn't lie
to the people, would you?
455
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,010
Now did you or did you not
456
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,845
get this fish
from that nasty
457
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,313
Wilt Chamberlain Lake?
458
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,015
Yeah, we did get the fish
from the lake, but...
459
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,282
but-but it was
a miracle, though.
460
00:16:58,284 --> 00:16:59,817
It was a miracle.
That's right,
461
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,386
ladies and gentlemen,
you're eating fish
462
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,720
from the
Wilt Chamberlain Lake.
463
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,989
Now, I'm sure that
you're all gonna
464
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,525
shit blood and die shortly.
But if you don't,
465
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,860
Sunday
466
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,461
is the Korean barbecue cookout
467
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,463
at the First Jesus of
Christ Church of Compton.
468
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,132
Get out of here, son.
Uh, y'all come back,
469
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,867
now, hear?
(gagging)
470
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,871
Lloyd, Lloyd!
471
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,205
Come here.
472
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,674
Come here.
Stop.
473
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,443
(both grunting)
474
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,746
Oh!
You little...
475
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,214
monster, you...
Give me the phone!
476
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,016
He's stealing from me!
Okay, stop!
477
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:35,153
Okay, got it, yeah.
(groans)
478
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,488
It's wrong to steal
people's phones, Lloyd.
479
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,024
And it's wrong to knock
a mother(bleep) out.
480
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,993
Ooh!
481
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:43,828
World star!
What the...
482
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,097
(groans)
483
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,665
Mother...
484
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,634
(coughs)
485
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,073
BOONIE:
$31?
486
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,507
This some bullshit, man.
487
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,242
Yeah,
I don't know, man.
488
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,245
Come on, y'all. Didn't nobody
say it was gonna be easy.
489
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,747
We still
working the kinks out.
490
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,515
But look, man,
overall, I think we
491
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,751
did good, man. I think we
reached some folks today.
492
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,353
You know what, Jee?
I ain't mad no more.
493
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,022
But I'm tired, hear?
I'm tired.
494
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:14,025
Hey, man, I guess I could eat
that Toxic Avenger fish, man,
495
00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:16,928
I'm just tired of this
church taco truck, man.
496
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,931
Yeah, I mean, we gave it
a shot, Jee, so...
497
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,965
Hey.
498
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,901
Hey.
Hey, what you said
499
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,369
back there about revenge...
500
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,238
I never even really thought
about it like that.
501
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,373
I just been going
through a lot lately.
502
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,442
It be like that sometime.
503
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,111
But God gave you
that ball, brah,
504
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,213
and he wants you
to run that (bleep).
505
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,482
Don't stop. And don't
get caught up in that
506
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,784
bullshit, you feel
me, young brother?
507
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,986
I'm-a take your word on that.
508
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:51,229
This (bleep) always got to be
right about something.
509
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,097
Please bless these
sorry-ass followers
510
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:56,868
who don't have
any faith in me whatsoever.
511
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:01,639
So I can expect to see
all y'all next week, right?
512
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,341
Yeah, right. You want us
to come back next week
513
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,409
just 'cause
you saved a kid?
514
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,978
God hate me,
I know it!
515
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:10,248
His little pussy-ass .38
kind of clean, though, huh?
516
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,749
(gunshot)
Oh!
Oh!
517
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,484
Hey...
Nigga, what did I tell you about
518
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,320
playing with guns, huh?
What'd I tell you about that?
519
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,728
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