1 00:00:01,449 --> 00:00:03,589 Coach Plummer: Come on now! 2 00:00:03,624 --> 00:00:07,559 [ Whistle blows ] 3 00:00:07,593 --> 00:00:11,701 If you going to play like this, Simi Valley is going to kill us! 4 00:00:11,735 --> 00:00:13,358 We're going to get our asses kicked! 5 00:00:13,392 --> 00:00:14,876 Absolutely. Come on, now! 6 00:00:14,911 --> 00:00:17,362 Hey, y'all eat some spaghetti. Maybe this will help. 7 00:00:17,396 --> 00:00:19,053 I want you boys big as hell. 8 00:00:19,088 --> 00:00:21,504 Pancakes and syrup in the morning, 9 00:00:21,538 --> 00:00:22,953 steak and spaghetti all-day. 10 00:00:22,988 --> 00:00:24,679 And don't even worry about it. 11 00:00:24,714 --> 00:00:26,405 Y'all got years before that diabetes hit. 12 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,751 Please don't hurt me! 13 00:00:27,786 --> 00:00:31,410 Boon-Boon, you're running the wrong way, son! 14 00:00:31,445 --> 00:00:34,448 Dang, Boon-Boon, you about as confused as your damn dad. 15 00:00:34,482 --> 00:00:36,450 [ Slap ]Oh! Nigga! 16 00:00:36,484 --> 00:00:39,384 [ Groovy music playing ]Damn, you sure looking good there, Ms. Tudi. 17 00:00:39,418 --> 00:00:42,594 Nigga, stop pushing up on me with your married ass. 18 00:00:42,628 --> 00:00:44,423 I don't do that. Get on now. 19 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:46,770 [ Music stops, resumes ]Go on! 20 00:00:46,805 --> 00:00:48,772 [ Music stops ] 21 00:00:48,807 --> 00:00:50,774 Jesus, these kids are terrible. You know that? 22 00:00:50,809 --> 00:00:52,776 Aw, Ms. Tudi, they ain't that bad. 23 00:00:52,811 --> 00:00:54,813 They just need a little practice. 24 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,608 -They need boot camp! -Mm-hmm. 25 00:00:56,642 --> 00:00:58,299 Back in the days, 26 00:00:58,334 --> 00:00:59,783 them black Compton Devils used to beat the hell 27 00:00:59,818 --> 00:01:03,753 out of them sons-of-cops Simi Valley Skull Crushers. 28 00:01:03,787 --> 00:01:06,307 Oh, so, wait a minute. 29 00:01:06,342 --> 00:01:09,586 That little fat boy is a little fat girl? 30 00:01:09,621 --> 00:01:11,761 Aww, no. That's Brenda. 31 00:01:11,795 --> 00:01:13,625 She was struggling with her weight a little bit. 32 00:01:13,659 --> 00:01:15,075 That's why her mama put her on the team. 33 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:17,974 Well, damn. How fat was she before? 34 00:01:18,008 --> 00:01:21,633 Hey! Whoo! My number hit! 35 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:23,773 [ Laughing ] Hey, thank you, Jesus! 36 00:01:23,807 --> 00:01:25,602 Hey, I ain't got nothing to do with that. 37 00:01:25,637 --> 00:01:27,949 Don't thank me. Pops don't play games of chance. 38 00:01:27,984 --> 00:01:29,744 How much you win, baby? 39 00:01:29,779 --> 00:01:32,299 $2,000. 40 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:33,817 [ Laughing ] 41 00:01:33,852 --> 00:01:35,336 AmBro: Damn. And if I was a betting man, 42 00:01:35,371 --> 00:01:37,821 I'd bet on those Simi Valley Skull Crushers. 43 00:01:37,856 --> 00:01:39,513 You know Ms. Emma got them 10-to-1 favorite 44 00:01:39,547 --> 00:01:41,308 down at the pool hall. 45 00:01:41,342 --> 00:01:43,586 Uh, hey, baby. Why don't you let Mama hold on to that? 46 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:45,588 No way. And please, 47 00:01:45,622 --> 00:01:47,831 don't nobody tell Shalinka about the money. 48 00:01:47,866 --> 00:01:49,799 I mean, I'm up on my payments, 49 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:52,319 but, man, that woman want everything. 50 00:01:52,353 --> 00:01:53,941 Those are your kids, Boon. 51 00:01:53,975 --> 00:01:56,978 Hey, Jesus, here she comes, man. Quick, take the money. 52 00:01:57,013 --> 00:01:59,049 I don't want nothing to do with that deception, bruh! 53 00:01:59,084 --> 00:02:01,500 What was that envelope you had in your hand, Boonie? 54 00:02:01,535 --> 00:02:02,708 Boonie: What envelope? 55 00:02:02,743 --> 00:02:05,297 Stop lying. I saw the damn envelope, 56 00:02:05,332 --> 00:02:07,851 and it smelled like you had money in it. 57 00:02:07,886 --> 00:02:09,612 Let me see your hands. 58 00:02:09,646 --> 00:02:11,683 Mom! [ Crying ] 59 00:02:11,717 --> 00:02:12,891 What?! 60 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,513 Uh, you know she gonna take that money. 61 00:02:14,548 --> 00:02:15,618 Better go and slide it to me. 62 00:02:15,652 --> 00:02:18,379 Oh, okay. Okay. 63 00:02:18,414 --> 00:02:20,485 I know something up with your ass. 64 00:02:20,519 --> 00:02:24,454 I know it. But you can trust I'm going to find out. 65 00:02:24,489 --> 00:02:27,388 I want to apologize for my little attitude earlier, 66 00:02:27,423 --> 00:02:29,701 because I was thinking. 67 00:02:29,735 --> 00:02:33,291 You don't care about your wife, why should I? 68 00:02:33,325 --> 00:02:35,051 [ Chuckles ] 69 00:02:35,085 --> 00:02:42,645 Mmm! Mmm, that's what I'm talking about. 70 00:02:42,679 --> 00:02:49,997 ♪♪ 71 00:02:50,031 --> 00:02:57,522 ♪♪ 72 00:02:58,937 --> 00:03:01,560 Mmm, mmm. 73 00:03:01,595 --> 00:03:03,942 Been waiting on you like a check. 74 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:07,325 Mmm, damn. These legs sure are spicy. 75 00:03:07,359 --> 00:03:09,672 Not as spicy as the legs I'm looking at right now. 76 00:03:09,706 --> 00:03:11,501 No, no, no. Don't touch just yet. 77 00:03:11,536 --> 00:03:13,779 Unh-unh, nigga. You better get up! 78 00:03:13,814 --> 00:03:14,470 Annabelle! 79 00:03:14,504 --> 00:03:15,954 Annabelle, my ass, nigga! 80 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:18,025 Telling me you had a damn coaches' meeting. 81 00:03:18,059 --> 00:03:19,958 The only game I see you working on is your damn mack game. 82 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,442 My bad! My bad, queen! 83 00:03:21,477 --> 00:03:22,788 Wait a minute, this is your husband? 84 00:03:22,823 --> 00:03:25,791 Nigga! You married?! Oh! You -- You wrong. 85 00:03:25,826 --> 00:03:27,103 Damn right he is. 86 00:03:27,137 --> 00:03:28,967 And there ain't going to be no more coaching. 87 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,693 Let's go. Let's go! 88 00:03:30,727 --> 00:03:33,454 Okay, baby!Let's go! 89 00:03:33,489 --> 00:03:35,870 Let's go!It's over! 90 00:03:35,905 --> 00:03:38,597 [ Laughing ] 91 00:03:38,632 --> 00:03:40,979 Oh! Oh, my goodness. 92 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:43,292 You got that bitch here just in time! 93 00:03:43,326 --> 00:03:45,432 Part one worked like a charm. 94 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:47,606 Now on to part two. Part two! 95 00:03:47,641 --> 00:03:50,471 Got to find a coach that knows how to win. 96 00:03:50,506 --> 00:03:54,786 You know the game is tomorrow? Who do you have in mind? 97 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:56,960 Jesus, can I ask you a question? 98 00:03:56,995 --> 00:03:58,445 Well, sure. 99 00:03:58,479 --> 00:04:00,619 Is winning bad? 100 00:04:00,654 --> 00:04:03,277 Of course not. Pops loves victory -- 101 00:04:03,312 --> 00:04:04,727 as long as it comes through Him. 102 00:04:04,761 --> 00:04:06,625 Just ask the big homie Moses. 103 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:09,628 Okay, Moses. Um, 'cause it's just that 104 00:04:09,663 --> 00:04:11,975 I'm so worried about the damn Devils. 105 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:15,600 [ Voice breaking ] They little self-esteem is just so bruised up 106 00:04:15,634 --> 00:04:17,774 from all the losses. 107 00:04:17,809 --> 00:04:20,570 And...[crying] Boon-Boon said 108 00:04:20,605 --> 00:04:23,401 he don't know if he should go on living anymore! 109 00:04:23,435 --> 00:04:24,988 No! 110 00:04:25,023 --> 00:04:27,301 He say that? Yeah. 111 00:04:27,336 --> 00:04:32,099 A-And it's just that I know how you care about the kids, 112 00:04:32,133 --> 00:04:34,929 and they need a coach that cares...like you. 113 00:04:34,964 --> 00:04:37,967 Hmm?!Jesus, they need you. 114 00:04:38,001 --> 00:04:40,452 [ Sniffles, sobs ] 115 00:04:40,487 --> 00:04:41,764 I don't know, Ms. Tudi. 116 00:04:41,798 --> 00:04:43,662 You know I call bingo for the elderly 117 00:04:43,697 --> 00:04:45,699 down at the Loving Life home on Fridays. 118 00:04:45,733 --> 00:04:47,701 Nigga, it's only for one game... 119 00:04:47,735 --> 00:04:50,048 and -- and until we find a real replacement. 120 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:53,431 [ Groans ] 121 00:04:53,465 --> 00:04:55,571 You could smoke mine. 122 00:04:57,642 --> 00:04:59,437 Mm-hmm. Ms. Tudi. 123 00:04:59,471 --> 00:05:00,852 Hm? 124 00:05:00,886 --> 00:05:02,612 You know God sent me here to service people. 125 00:05:02,647 --> 00:05:03,958 You know what I'm saying? 126 00:05:03,993 --> 00:05:05,788 You know I love them kids. 127 00:05:05,822 --> 00:05:07,479 [ Laughs ] So, Friday night, huh? 128 00:05:07,514 --> 00:05:10,033 Friday it is. 129 00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:12,381 All right.All right. 130 00:05:12,415 --> 00:05:14,900 Time for part three.Mm-hmm, that's right. 131 00:05:14,935 --> 00:05:16,523 Ms. Emma!Hey, Tudi, what's going on? 132 00:05:16,557 --> 00:05:17,869 What's going on, honey? 133 00:05:17,903 --> 00:05:19,388 Lloyd. Howdy-do. 134 00:05:19,422 --> 00:05:21,700 [ Chuckles ] Hey listen, Ms. Emma, 135 00:05:21,735 --> 00:05:25,048 Lloyd and I would like to get in on a Damn Devils game. 136 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:27,879 Oh, no, no. I'm not taking any more action on that game. 137 00:05:27,913 --> 00:05:30,364 Everybody and their mama got the Skull Crushers winning, 138 00:05:30,399 --> 00:05:31,710 whipping their ass!No, no, no, no, 139 00:05:31,745 --> 00:05:33,367 not the Skull Crushers. 140 00:05:33,402 --> 00:05:35,369 We want to put money on the Damn Devils. 141 00:05:35,404 --> 00:05:36,543 Damn Devils! 142 00:05:36,577 --> 00:05:37,751 Oh. Tudi? Hm? 143 00:05:37,785 --> 00:05:40,029 I know Lloyd ain't got no sense. 144 00:05:40,063 --> 00:05:42,031 But since when you smoking your own stash? 145 00:05:42,065 --> 00:05:44,551 That don't make no sense. 146 00:05:44,585 --> 00:05:46,725 $2,000 do?[ Laughs ] 147 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:51,385 $2,050 -- I got my $50 in there. 148 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:52,835 All right, you big baller, huh? 149 00:05:52,869 --> 00:05:54,906 Oh, yeah. My balls are huge. 150 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:56,563 I might be sick. 151 00:05:58,116 --> 00:05:59,704 Okay, whatever. 152 00:05:59,738 --> 00:06:01,775 Man, this is the easiest money I have ever made. 153 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:03,052 [ Chuckles ] 154 00:06:03,086 --> 00:06:04,916 Now, look here -- All we need now is 155 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:06,676 a little bit of insurance. 156 00:06:06,711 --> 00:06:08,609 Now you're talking. Look here -- 157 00:06:08,644 --> 00:06:10,577 I don't want nothing to happen to my $50. 158 00:06:10,611 --> 00:06:12,855 What do you have in mind? 159 00:06:12,889 --> 00:06:15,858 ♪♪ 160 00:06:15,892 --> 00:06:17,515 Wow. 161 00:06:17,549 --> 00:06:21,898 ♪♪ 162 00:06:21,933 --> 00:06:24,970 Man: All right, boys. Break it up. 163 00:06:25,005 --> 00:06:28,802 ♪♪ 164 00:06:28,836 --> 00:06:32,909 Lunch Lady Lloyd -- I mean, Lloydia -- ready to work! 165 00:06:32,944 --> 00:06:35,464 I didn't hear about anybody new starting today. 166 00:06:35,498 --> 00:06:38,052 Uh, you might be at the wrong school. 167 00:06:38,087 --> 00:06:39,709 Let me call down to the office 168 00:06:39,744 --> 00:06:41,435 and make sure you at the right place. 169 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:43,472 Hold on. Just a minute. 170 00:06:43,506 --> 00:06:46,406 You know how they always be messing up. [ Chuckles ] 171 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:50,444 Uh-huh. Yeah. La Lodia? 172 00:06:50,479 --> 00:06:52,481 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What? 173 00:06:52,515 --> 00:06:53,965 A newborn baby in the freezer! 174 00:06:53,999 --> 00:06:55,449 Oh, my God! 175 00:06:55,484 --> 00:06:57,451 Not again! 176 00:06:57,486 --> 00:06:58,797 Hey, look. What? 177 00:06:58,832 --> 00:07:00,937 Ow! Aah! 178 00:07:00,972 --> 00:07:03,319 Here you go, cutie pie. 179 00:07:03,353 --> 00:07:05,804 ♪ Espionage, sabotage 180 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:07,772 ♪ Espionage, sabotage 181 00:07:07,806 --> 00:07:08,980 ♪ Espionage 182 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:11,327 Hey! Where's my Gatorade?! It's game day! 183 00:07:11,361 --> 00:07:12,984 Right away, Coach. 184 00:07:13,018 --> 00:07:17,091 ♪♪ 185 00:07:17,126 --> 00:07:21,924 Mm-hmm. 186 00:07:21,958 --> 00:07:24,616 Gatorade? More like "Hater-ade". 187 00:07:24,651 --> 00:07:26,480 ♪♪ 188 00:07:26,515 --> 00:07:28,793 ♪ I'm going to screw them little kids up ♪ 189 00:07:28,827 --> 00:07:30,657 ♪ I'm going to screw those little kids ♪ 190 00:07:30,691 --> 00:07:33,487 They're going to be dizzy! Dizzy! 191 00:07:33,522 --> 00:07:39,804 Ahh! 192 00:07:39,838 --> 00:07:43,463 Oh, here you go. Here we go. 193 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:44,981 Here we go. Lookie here, y'all. 194 00:07:45,016 --> 00:07:46,535 Ain't that a pretty color? 195 00:07:46,569 --> 00:07:49,710 Aah, drink up now. Drink up. 196 00:07:49,745 --> 00:07:52,333 Future-cop assholes. 197 00:07:52,368 --> 00:07:53,473 [ Gulping ] 198 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:54,957 There you go. Come on over here. 199 00:07:54,991 --> 00:07:57,373 Get you some of that. Yeah. Come on. 200 00:07:57,407 --> 00:07:59,858 Drink up, you little, future cop. 201 00:07:59,893 --> 00:08:04,345 [ Cheering ] 202 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:08,073 Bless this day that Pops has made! 203 00:08:08,108 --> 00:08:09,558 Hey, your Pops made this day, 204 00:08:09,592 --> 00:08:11,870 but he also made those mean, little cop-puppies 205 00:08:11,905 --> 00:08:13,838 that's about to kill our kid. 206 00:08:13,872 --> 00:08:16,634 I hope you brought a bus-load of miracles with you, 207 00:08:16,668 --> 00:08:18,049 because we're going to need them, nigga. 208 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:20,396 [ Chuckles ] 209 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:22,812 Announcer: Welcome to Daryl Gates Field, 210 00:08:22,847 --> 00:08:25,505 home of the Simi Valley Skull Crushers. 211 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:28,542 We welcome the Compton Damn Devils. 212 00:08:28,577 --> 00:08:30,544 Let me remind all you fans out there -- 213 00:08:30,579 --> 00:08:33,064 Lock your car before the game starts, 214 00:08:33,098 --> 00:08:35,411 and the state has no liability 215 00:08:35,445 --> 00:08:37,447 for anything stolen in the meantime. 216 00:08:37,482 --> 00:08:43,557 ♪♪ 217 00:08:43,592 --> 00:08:45,559 Hey, hey, hey! Break it up, now! 218 00:08:45,594 --> 00:08:49,874 Lloyd! Lloyd! The hell did you give them, huh? Steroids? 219 00:08:49,908 --> 00:08:52,773 Listen to a man who been drunk for 40 years. 220 00:08:52,808 --> 00:08:55,431 I don't give a damn if it's booze or sugar. 221 00:08:55,465 --> 00:08:58,883 It's got to crash. Always have, always will. 222 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:00,436 They better crash fast, 223 00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:01,886 because the game starts in 20 minutes. 224 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:02,990 Mm-hmm. 225 00:09:07,754 --> 00:09:09,894 All right, coach. Keep it clean out there. 226 00:09:09,928 --> 00:09:11,585 We packing, too. 227 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:13,725 Well, I hope you have a permit for that, son. 228 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,589 Yeah, I got a permit for it. 229 00:09:15,624 --> 00:09:18,592 Got a permit for this one, too, bitch. 230 00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:20,801 Coach Whiteman.Hey, Coach Whiteman. 231 00:09:20,836 --> 00:09:22,389 How you doing? I'm Coach Jesus. 232 00:09:22,423 --> 00:09:23,770 You have such a lovely stadium -- 233 00:09:23,804 --> 00:09:25,979 Hey, hey. What'd you say? 234 00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:28,395 I said I'm Jesus.But you're black. 235 00:09:28,429 --> 00:09:30,949 See, that's only 'cause some churches altered my image 236 00:09:30,984 --> 00:09:32,813 to better connect with my message. 237 00:09:32,848 --> 00:09:34,435 Why, how silly is that? 238 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:36,610 'Cause I'm like, everybody's brother. You feel me? 239 00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:38,716 Up high.Listen here, lunatic. 240 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:41,408 That hip-hoppity jive talk may work down in Compton, 241 00:09:41,442 --> 00:09:42,961 but you're in the Simi Valley now. 242 00:09:42,996 --> 00:09:44,894 And we do it American-style. 243 00:09:44,929 --> 00:09:47,794 We worship Jesus -- the real Jesus -- 244 00:09:47,828 --> 00:09:49,623 blue-eyed and white! 245 00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:51,936 Maybe slightly sun-kissed in the summer, 246 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:53,800 but not a shade darker! 247 00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:57,631 All right, visiting coach, call it in the air. 248 00:09:57,666 --> 00:09:59,771 Heads. 249 00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:01,324 It's heads. 250 00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:02,809 Hallelujah! Hallelujah. 251 00:10:02,843 --> 00:10:05,846 You know what, Coach Whiteman? Where are my manners? 252 00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:07,641 Here, you take the ball, brother. You can go first. 253 00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:10,333 Oh, that was your first mistake. Okay, bro. 254 00:10:10,368 --> 00:10:11,507 No, your first mistake was talking that 255 00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:13,992 "I am Jesus" bullshit.Whatever, bro. 256 00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:16,339 No, no. That was your second mistake. 257 00:10:16,374 --> 00:10:17,824 Your third mistake was giving us the ball. 258 00:10:17,858 --> 00:10:19,032 You know what your first mistake was? 259 00:10:19,066 --> 00:10:21,517 I have no idea, bro. 260 00:10:21,551 --> 00:10:25,038 Showing up.[ Whistle blows ] 261 00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:26,936 Shalinka, what's wrong? 262 00:10:26,971 --> 00:10:28,938 Boonie dumb-ass brought Margarita mix 263 00:10:28,973 --> 00:10:30,768 instead of Capri Sun. 264 00:10:30,802 --> 00:10:33,356 They was on sale! What?! 265 00:10:33,391 --> 00:10:36,497 You just grab this little Capri Sun straw 266 00:10:36,532 --> 00:10:39,017 and stick it in like that. 267 00:10:39,052 --> 00:10:40,950 I'm telling you -- It's the same shit! 268 00:10:40,985 --> 00:10:43,332 No, it's not. Not if you can read, Boon. 269 00:10:43,366 --> 00:10:45,575 Look, Shalinka. Don't even trip. It's all good. 270 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:46,956 It ain't all good, Jesus! 271 00:10:46,991 --> 00:10:49,959 We ain't got no Capri Suns for the damn game! 272 00:10:49,994 --> 00:10:51,892 The bag is empty! 273 00:10:51,927 --> 00:10:53,653 Let me see it. Let me see it. 274 00:10:58,347 --> 00:11:01,384 [ Chuckles ]Thank the Lord. 275 00:11:01,419 --> 00:11:04,042 -Thank you, Jesus. -Thanks, Jesus. -Thanks, Coach Christ. 276 00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:05,595 I haven't seen you cramp up like this, son. 277 00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:08,357 Keep drinking that Gatorade. 278 00:11:08,391 --> 00:11:10,808 Don't worry. I've prepared you for this adversity. 279 00:11:10,842 --> 00:11:12,706 When you were baptized, 280 00:11:12,741 --> 00:11:15,398 I had the preacher dip your balls in holy water. 281 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:16,676 All right? 282 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,574 [ Whistle blows ]Circle it up! 283 00:11:18,608 --> 00:11:20,714 Yeah. Yeah! 284 00:11:20,749 --> 00:11:23,510 Oh, I love this intensity. Yeah! 285 00:11:23,544 --> 00:11:25,719 Yeah! All right, Clay, put your mouth guard in. 286 00:11:25,754 --> 00:11:27,410 You're going to bite through your damn lip. 287 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:28,895 Come on. Aah!! 288 00:11:28,929 --> 00:11:30,620 All: Aah!! 289 00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:32,899 Now, before we get out here, we're going to take a moment 290 00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:35,556 and thank Pops for bringing us all together 291 00:11:35,591 --> 00:11:37,731 on this beautiful Friday afternoon, right? 292 00:11:37,766 --> 00:11:41,873 Dear real Jesus, help us destroy our enemies, 293 00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:45,566 weaken their bones, embarrass their ancestors. 294 00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:47,430 I ain't gonna do that, Coach! 295 00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:50,019 Let's keep this thing positive! It's about the kids! 296 00:11:50,054 --> 00:11:52,746 I'll pray the way I want to pray! 297 00:11:52,781 --> 00:11:54,575 How the hell did he hear that? 298 00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:58,441 Look, guys. Pops got something good for everybody. 299 00:11:58,476 --> 00:12:00,892 You know what I'm saying? Everybody's a winner with Pops! 300 00:12:00,927 --> 00:12:03,757 Rain down righteous fury. Make them bleed. 301 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,863 Destroy the false prophet! 302 00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:08,382 This dude needs to chill. What the f-- 303 00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:11,592 Oh. My bad, kids. I keep getting distracted. 304 00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:13,733 Can your boy get an "amen"?All: Amen. 305 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,735 Amen!All: Amen! 306 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,565 Yeah! Let's go! Let's go! 307 00:12:18,599 --> 00:12:20,947 All right, pimps, let's go out here and make some friends! 308 00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:24,985 Yeah! Yeah! Be compassionate! 309 00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:27,816 Brenda, girl, what is you doing sitting over there?! 310 00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:29,921 Girl, you're supposed to be on kick-off. 311 00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:31,543 Go on. Get up out there, girl! 312 00:12:32,613 --> 00:12:33,856 Why am I so weird? 313 00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:38,688 I'm a girl. I should be a cheerleader, 314 00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:41,933 but I love football. 315 00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:44,694 You know what? I was talking to Pops earlier, 316 00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:48,284 and He told me to tell you that He got a plan for you. 317 00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:50,666 Brenda, ain't nobody like you, 318 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,702 and you ain't like nobody else. 319 00:12:52,737 --> 00:12:54,152 You's a one-of-one. 320 00:12:54,187 --> 00:12:56,292 All you got to do is put your trust in Him, 321 00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:59,295 and go on, get yours, baby, 'cause you know He love you. 322 00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:01,988 [ Chuckling ] Go ahead, girl! 323 00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:04,645 [ Cheering ] 324 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:11,791 ♪♪ 325 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:18,832 ♪♪ 326 00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:22,146 Coach Whiteman: Son, get the ball! 327 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:24,182 Hey. Hey, what the hell you doing?! 328 00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:26,840 ♪♪ 329 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,842 Come on! Block! 82, let's go! 330 00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:30,948 What the -- Get up! Come on! 331 00:13:30,982 --> 00:13:33,640 I told you. The crash is upon us. 332 00:13:33,674 --> 00:13:34,814 What crash? 333 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,850 Oh, baby, look what I go for you. 334 00:13:36,885 --> 00:13:40,992 Oh, this is kiwi strawberry. Thanks, Mama. 335 00:13:41,027 --> 00:13:42,304 All right, baby. 336 00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:44,375 ♪♪ 337 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:45,859 Boy: 3, 18! 3, 18! 338 00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:47,343 Hut! Hut! 339 00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:54,868 ♪♪ 340 00:13:54,903 --> 00:14:02,220 ♪♪ 341 00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:05,154 Yeah! Yeah, way to run that block, Brenda! Do that! 342 00:14:05,189 --> 00:14:08,088 That's it, Boon-Boon! Run it down, Boon! 343 00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:11,091 Touchdown!That's my little man right there! 344 00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:13,197 Announcer: Touchdown for the Damn Devils. 345 00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:15,337 ♪♪ 346 00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:17,063 What's the matter with you?! 347 00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:18,754 Come on! Get over here! Hustle! 348 00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:22,033 Hustle, hustle, hustle! 349 00:14:22,068 --> 00:14:25,036 I want you to rip those sons-of-convicts' faces off! 350 00:14:25,071 --> 00:14:27,694 Blood makes the grass grow! 351 00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:32,354 ♪♪ 352 00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:36,599 Go! Go! Go, Brenda! 353 00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:39,740 Yeah! 354 00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:42,226 Big girl looking like Marshawn Lynch out there! 355 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:43,744 [ Chuckles ] 356 00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:48,128 ♪♪ 357 00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:49,785 [ Whistle blows ] 358 00:14:49,819 --> 00:14:52,063 You were right about that crash. Them fucking is out. 359 00:14:52,098 --> 00:14:54,894 [ Chuckling ] We got money coming now, baby. 360 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,724 [ Gospel playing ] 361 00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:59,139 Where Jesus going? 362 00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:01,210 Lord, I hope he's not about to do 363 00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:03,040 what I think he's going to do. 364 00:15:03,074 --> 00:15:04,593 What he going to do? 365 00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:06,250 [ Children groaning ] 366 00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:07,803 Damn it! He's doing it! 367 00:15:07,837 --> 00:15:09,909 Why does he have to be so fucking compassionate?! 368 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,290 Well, he better not be compassionate with my money! 369 00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:15,915 Nigga, your money?! I count $20,000 I could lose! 370 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,157 What about my $50?! 371 00:15:17,192 --> 00:15:18,987 Oh, yeah! Let's go! 372 00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:21,679 Yeah, let's go get them! 373 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,646 Good luck in the second half, Coach. 374 00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:25,269 It will be a better one. 375 00:15:25,303 --> 00:15:28,306 Keep hustling. 376 00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:32,138 Damn, that was kind of Jesus-esque. 377 00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:34,761 No. Nah, it can't be. 378 00:15:34,795 --> 00:15:36,970 ♪♪ 379 00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:39,007 [ Whistle blows ] 380 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:41,802 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on! Get him! Get him! 381 00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:43,632 [ Whistle blows ] 382 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:46,773 Touchdown! Yeah! Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! 383 00:15:46,807 --> 00:15:48,844 Announcer: Touchdown, Skull Crushers! 384 00:15:48,878 --> 00:15:50,984 Good score, kids! Good score! 385 00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:53,814 Good score?! Really, Jesus? You let them back in the game! 386 00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:55,299 Why the fuck would you do that?! 387 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,197 All right, field unit, get out there! Come on! 388 00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:59,130 All right, let's go, fellas. 389 00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,684 Oh, damn! My $50 is good as gone. 390 00:16:01,719 --> 00:16:03,169 Wait. Wait. Wait a second. 391 00:16:03,203 --> 00:16:07,000 If Jesus can use his miracles to heal their team, 392 00:16:07,035 --> 00:16:08,622 then how come we can't pray 393 00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:10,659 for him to do a favor for our team? 394 00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:12,316 Absolutely right, Ms. Tudi. 395 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:14,145 I'm going to send all my prayers to Jesus right now. 396 00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:16,665 Jesus! [ Sobbing ] Jesus! 397 00:16:16,699 --> 00:16:18,908 Hey! Hey! I need all you mother fuckers 398 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:21,842 to pray that the kick don't go through them uprights. 399 00:16:21,877 --> 00:16:25,018 Hear?! Pray! 400 00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:26,675 What?! 401 00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:29,195 I ain't never see you pray for nobody but yourself! 402 00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:31,818 Nigga, would you shut up and let me pray? 403 00:16:31,852 --> 00:16:36,029 ♪♪ 404 00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:39,860 Jesus, please don't let that ball go through them upright. 405 00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:41,759 Lord, please let that ball go to the right. 406 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,692 -Please. -Go to the right. -Go to the right. 407 00:16:43,726 --> 00:16:45,763 Black Jesus: Veer to the right. Veer to the right with it. 408 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,040 Holy Jesus, straighten out that kick! 409 00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:49,146 No, no. Straight. straighten it out there. 410 00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:50,595 Straight! Straight! Straight! 411 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,735 Ah, well. So, Pops' will will be done. 412 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:54,082 No! 413 00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:56,739 Hey, it worked, y'all! 414 00:16:56,774 --> 00:16:58,776 Let them pray to their fake black Jesus. 415 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,951 I'll pray to the real Jesus. 416 00:17:01,986 --> 00:17:04,678 Jesus, it's me, Coach Whiteman. 417 00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:06,887 We need a miracle. A turnover now! 418 00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:09,649 A turnover?It's for the children. 419 00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:15,206 Jesus. Whatever you're doing, don't. 420 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,759 Don't. Please. 421 00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:19,072 I can't resist a prayer for the children. 422 00:17:23,766 --> 00:17:25,182 [ Whistle blows ] 423 00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:26,907 Touchdown! 424 00:17:26,942 --> 00:17:28,978 Announcer: Touchdown, Skull Crushers! 425 00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:32,982 We got to override that asshole's prayers to Jesus here. 426 00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:37,780 Hey, I need all of y'all to pray your fucking asses off! Pray! 427 00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:40,128 Mom, chill out. It's just a game. 428 00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:42,130 What do you mean, just a game? I got $50 in there! 429 00:17:42,164 --> 00:17:43,924 She got $2,000! 430 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:47,376 10-to-1 odds? Whoo, that's a lot of money in your purse. 431 00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:49,965 Wait a second. My $2,000? 432 00:17:49,999 --> 00:17:52,381 I gave you that money so Shalinka couldn't spend it, 433 00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:54,728 and you waste it on a bet?! 434 00:17:54,763 --> 00:17:56,903 What you mean you hiding money from me? 435 00:17:56,937 --> 00:17:58,767 Why you think we sugared up them boys before the game? 436 00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:00,838 What do they call it Ms. Tudi? Insurance? 437 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,322 Yeah, yeah. It was insurance. 438 00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:03,910 What money, Boonie? 439 00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:06,119 Guys, we're missing the last play! 440 00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:08,259 ♪♪ 441 00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:12,125 Please, Jesus. Let us recover this outside kick. 442 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,334 Please let him fumble the ball. Please! 443 00:18:14,369 --> 00:18:16,750 Black Jesus: No, fumble it. Fumble it. Fumble it. 444 00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:19,615 [ Chuckling ] Yeah. 445 00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:23,757 Whoo! It worked! It worked! Whoo! 446 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:26,967 Lord, grant her the stupidity to lateral that boy again. 447 00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:29,625 Lateral it again. 448 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,179 Yes! 449 00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:33,319 Jesus, I'm going to need you to help our kids. 450 00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:35,010 Black Jesus: Ms. Tudi, they all my kids. 451 00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:36,149 Nigga, I'm praying to you! 452 00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:37,357 Is that what this is? 453 00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:39,014 Is that what the fucking you think this is? 454 00:18:39,048 --> 00:18:40,843 Some Oprah shit? You get a miracle! 455 00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:42,949 You get a miracle! You get a miracle! You -- 456 00:18:42,983 --> 00:18:44,364 Man, fuck that. I'm done. 457 00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:46,021 This shit is out of my hands. 458 00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:48,644 [ Cheering ] 459 00:18:48,679 --> 00:18:50,301 [ Crowd groans ] 460 00:18:50,336 --> 00:18:53,166 Shalinka: They dropped the ball! 461 00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:55,651 Ms. Tudi: The other way! The other way! 462 00:18:55,686 --> 00:18:58,171 There other way!This way! 463 00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:01,001 There you go! 464 00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,900 White Jesus! 465 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:05,213 Make Grandma some money! 466 00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:09,320 Boonie: Yeah, that's my boy right there! 467 00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:12,323 Fuck it. I'll intercede myself! 468 00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:15,844 Aaah!! 469 00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:17,328 ♪♪ 470 00:19:17,363 --> 00:19:19,019 Man: Touchdown! 471 00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:24,232 [ Cheers and applause ] 472 00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:26,682 [ Whistle blows ] 473 00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:29,306 Announcer: Final score is 21-14. 474 00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:33,206 ♪♪ 475 00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:37,866 Jesus. I think I got my skull crushed. 476 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,764 I think you're right, pimp. 477 00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:41,663 But Pops said no more miracles today, 478 00:19:41,697 --> 00:19:44,217 so I suggest your ass call 911. 479 00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:46,115 Modern medicine is about as miraculous 480 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:48,704 as your ass is gonna get today. 481 00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:50,258 Thanks for coaching, Jesus. 482 00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:51,949 I didn't know I could do all that. 483 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,261 Me either. 484 00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:55,677 Hey, all you kids got potential. 485 00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:58,335 Pops blessed you all with the spirit to shine. 486 00:19:58,369 --> 00:20:02,580 So shine...while we celebrate with this pizza! 487 00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:05,100 [ Laughs ] Come on, pimps. 488 00:20:05,134 --> 00:20:07,758 Eat up! Eat up! It's plenty. It's enough for everybody. 489 00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:09,587 What's up, playboys? 490 00:20:09,622 --> 00:20:11,244 Come over here and get some of this pizza. 491 00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:13,108 Come break bread with your boy. 492 00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:15,904 Come on. Get some of this pizza, pimp. It's gluten-free! 493 00:20:15,938 --> 00:20:23,083 ♪♪ 494 00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:25,362 Now, remember this moment, kids, 495 00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:28,917 because despite the fact that we on different football teams, 496 00:20:28,951 --> 00:20:32,369 we all on God's team. Dig that. 497 00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:34,785 And looking at y'all's faces, I can tell 498 00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:36,304 that yours will be the generation 499 00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:39,272 that end all this crap between the blacks and whites, 500 00:20:39,307 --> 00:20:40,825 the Comptons and the police. 501 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,241 You'll bring it all together 502 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,277 like some real players like you know we is. 503 00:20:44,312 --> 00:20:46,245 Can I get an amen?All: Amen. 504 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,936 Let's eat! [ Chuckles ] 505 00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:50,766 Ms. Tudi: Oh, yes! Amen! 506 00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:52,941 Oh, full of joy! Full of joy! 507 00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:54,598 Praise Pops. What's happening, Ms. Tudi? 508 00:20:54,632 --> 00:20:55,978 For the first time, Jesus, 509 00:20:56,013 --> 00:20:58,947 your heavenly ass has made me some money! 510 00:20:58,981 --> 00:21:00,604 Me, too! 511 00:21:00,638 --> 00:21:02,916 Oh, y'all talking about that bet. Mm-hmm. 512 00:21:02,951 --> 00:21:06,023 Ms. Tudi, you know gambling only leads to pain and hardship. 513 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,680 So, I went by Ms. Emma's 514 00:21:07,714 --> 00:21:09,302 and asked her to give me the money back. 515 00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:10,959 Good, it's my money, anyway. 516 00:21:10,993 --> 00:21:14,342 Hey, nigga! I see you! 517 00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:17,034 "Lloydia", my ass! 518 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,760 Aah!You old sucker! 519 00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:20,969 I'mma get you! I'mma get you! 520 00:21:21,003 --> 00:21:23,282 You need to give me some of that, Boonie. 521 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,111 All of y'all can chill, 'cause I told you 522 00:21:25,145 --> 00:21:28,010 that money won't do nothing, but bring you grief and sorrow. 523 00:21:28,045 --> 00:21:31,704 Them 20 stacks? To quote Pops' newest angel, 524 00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:33,637 "Mo' money, mo' problems". 525 00:21:33,671 --> 00:21:38,055 What did you do with the $2,050? 526 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:40,989 New uniforms and new coach! 527 00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:44,682 [ Cheers and applause ] 528 00:21:44,717 --> 00:21:46,235 Thanks, Jesus. 529 00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:48,893 Ain't all this love better than some ill-gotten gains? 530 00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:52,345 No! Ill-gotten gains are way better! 531 00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:54,623 Right! I agree with Boonie this time! 532 00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:58,834 You know what? You lucky! You lucky I ain't got a cross! 533 00:21:58,869 --> 00:22:00,698 Black Jesus: Hey, Ms. Tudi. There's kids out here. 534 00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:03,183 Victory on three! 1, 2, 3! 535 00:22:03,218 --> 00:22:04,184 All: Victory! 536 00:22:04,219 --> 00:22:05,979 1, 2, 3! Victory! 537 00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:08,223 [ Whistle blows ] 538 00:22:08,257 --> 00:22:17,336 ♪♪ 539 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:26,345 ♪♪ 540 00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:35,630 ♪♪