1 00:00:01,622 --> 00:00:03,244 [ Hysterical laughter ] 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:04,694 Nessa: Look, look, look, look, look! 3 00:00:04,728 --> 00:00:07,593 [ Laughter continues ] 4 00:00:07,628 --> 00:00:09,112 Look, look! 5 00:00:09,147 --> 00:00:12,046 -What's this, bitch?! -They're mine, bitch! 6 00:00:12,081 --> 00:00:14,738 -Ah! -Ahh, my shoulder! 7 00:00:14,773 --> 00:00:17,569 Man, it ain't that Pop damn funny, man. 8 00:00:17,603 --> 00:00:19,329 Oh, man, that's my mama, 9 00:00:19,364 --> 00:00:20,744 and when the old girl kung-fu her ass, 10 00:00:20,779 --> 00:00:22,539 that shit got me fuck up. 11 00:00:22,574 --> 00:00:25,266 [ Laughs ]No, Jesus is right, though. 12 00:00:25,301 --> 00:00:28,200 We should not take pleasure in Ms. Tudi's pain. 13 00:00:28,235 --> 00:00:31,479 [ Laughing ] But that shit right there... 14 00:00:31,514 --> 00:00:32,825 Ms. Tudi: Oh! 15 00:00:32,860 --> 00:00:34,827 -She Jackie Chan'd her ass! -Woo-tah! 16 00:00:34,862 --> 00:00:35,897 [ Laughs ] 17 00:00:35,932 --> 00:00:37,830 How you gonna put your mom on World Star like that? 18 00:00:37,865 --> 00:00:39,763 She already 'hood infamous. 19 00:00:39,798 --> 00:00:43,146 Now she 'bout to be black-famous. [ Laughs ] 20 00:00:43,181 --> 00:00:45,769 Who the fuck said I wanted some nigga-riety, nigga? 21 00:00:45,804 --> 00:00:47,150 Black Jesus: Damn, Ms. Tudi, 22 00:00:47,185 --> 00:00:49,083 you over there all hurt up and things. 23 00:00:49,118 --> 00:00:49,980 Come here, girl. 24 00:00:50,015 --> 00:00:52,224 Come catch these healing hands, huh? 25 00:00:52,259 --> 00:00:53,881 [ Celestial tinkling ] 26 00:00:53,915 --> 00:00:57,229 Go and take that off. Feel good, don't it, huh? 27 00:00:57,264 --> 00:01:00,163 Ooh, come on, now, nigga. Unh! 28 00:01:00,198 --> 00:01:01,475 [ Laughs ] 29 00:01:01,509 --> 00:01:02,648 You know this never would've happened 30 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:03,718 if you wasn't caught stealing. 31 00:01:03,753 --> 00:01:06,135 I didn't steal nothing, hear? 32 00:01:06,169 --> 00:01:08,447 I was returning a wig that I purchased. 33 00:01:08,482 --> 00:01:10,587 They got this damn no-return policy, 34 00:01:10,622 --> 00:01:13,866 so I threw it in her face and took the one I wanted. 35 00:01:13,901 --> 00:01:15,868 Hey, Mama, I didn't know you still wear wig. 36 00:01:15,903 --> 00:01:18,526 Oh, nigga, I just use 'em for random hook-ups 37 00:01:18,561 --> 00:01:20,597 and when I'm doing sexual role-play. 38 00:01:20,632 --> 00:01:22,599 You know you got to pretend to be somebody else 39 00:01:22,634 --> 00:01:24,118 with these niggas.Yeah! 40 00:01:24,153 --> 00:01:25,637 [ Both laughing ] 41 00:01:25,671 --> 00:01:33,645 ♪♪ 42 00:01:33,679 --> 00:01:41,480 ♪♪ 43 00:01:42,274 --> 00:01:46,278 Jesus, I am tired of this Korean Mafia bitch, hear? 44 00:01:46,313 --> 00:01:48,660 They owning our community, running our shit. 45 00:01:48,694 --> 00:01:50,524 They control where we buy our hair. 46 00:01:50,558 --> 00:01:52,353 They control where we get our nails done. 47 00:01:52,388 --> 00:01:54,355 They even control where we get our liquor. 48 00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:56,702 All the things that make black women feel beautiful. 49 00:01:56,737 --> 00:01:59,395 Nothing makes me feel better than a mani-pedi, 50 00:01:59,429 --> 00:02:02,674 fresh hair, and some Darby's Special Reserve. 51 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:03,916 [ Laughs ] 52 00:02:03,951 --> 00:02:05,642 What about the word, though, Nessa? 53 00:02:05,677 --> 00:02:06,678 What about that? 54 00:02:06,712 --> 00:02:08,369 Look, you're right. 55 00:02:08,404 --> 00:02:11,545 I just -- I need a new weave to get up in the club. 56 00:02:11,579 --> 00:02:12,684 Ms. Tudi: Mm-hmm. 57 00:02:12,718 --> 00:02:15,652 Ms. Tudi, why don't you open up your own wig store? 58 00:02:15,687 --> 00:02:19,208 What, you mean like sell hair to my own people? 59 00:02:19,242 --> 00:02:21,210 All you got to do is slide down into the bank 60 00:02:21,244 --> 00:02:22,556 and apply for one of them loans 61 00:02:22,590 --> 00:02:25,283 that they give to women and minorities all day. 62 00:02:25,317 --> 00:02:27,664 Do that, and you in like Flynn! 63 00:02:27,699 --> 00:02:30,219 I mean, it sound good, Jesus, but it ain't gonna -- 64 00:02:30,253 --> 00:02:31,530 mnh-mnh, it ain't gonna work. 65 00:02:31,565 --> 00:02:32,566 It ain't gonna work. 66 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,946 Nessa, where's Shalinka? 67 00:02:33,981 --> 00:02:36,363 I don't know. Try her house, AmBro. 68 00:02:36,397 --> 00:02:37,985 Roger that. 69 00:02:38,019 --> 00:02:39,228 [ Door opens and closes ] 70 00:02:39,262 --> 00:02:40,367 What he want with Link? 71 00:02:40,401 --> 00:02:42,403 He probably tryin' to fuck. 72 00:02:42,438 --> 00:02:43,853 Oh, my bad, Jesus. 73 00:02:43,887 --> 00:02:45,717 I meant, uh, fornicate. 74 00:02:45,751 --> 00:02:46,994 He ain't her type anyway. 75 00:02:47,028 --> 00:02:49,376 Boonie, anybody breathing is Shalinka type 76 00:02:49,410 --> 00:02:51,861 if she fucking with you. 77 00:02:51,895 --> 00:02:53,828 Jesus, let's go and talk about 78 00:02:53,863 --> 00:02:56,348 this business minority loan. 79 00:02:57,763 --> 00:03:00,870 [ Sighs ] 80 00:03:02,561 --> 00:03:03,666 -Ms. Tudi. -What? 81 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:05,702 We smoked all that kush in the car 82 00:03:05,737 --> 00:03:07,290 and you still sitting up here stressing? 83 00:03:07,325 --> 00:03:10,431 Ain't nobody gonna give me no loan to start no business. 84 00:03:10,466 --> 00:03:11,846 Credit's all fucked up. 85 00:03:11,881 --> 00:03:14,711 It's just so bad that my grandkids are in debt. 86 00:03:14,746 --> 00:03:16,437 Why don't we just go 87 00:03:16,472 --> 00:03:17,990 before I get embarrassed up in here? 88 00:03:18,025 --> 00:03:19,854 Ms. Tudi, you are really, 89 00:03:19,889 --> 00:03:22,305 really fucking up my high right now. 90 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:23,513 I'm on a good one, 91 00:03:23,548 --> 00:03:24,652 and you're really fucking my shit off 92 00:03:24,687 --> 00:03:26,516 with all your disbelief and doubt. 93 00:03:26,551 --> 00:03:28,380 Come on, Pop's got a path for you. 94 00:03:28,415 --> 00:03:31,349 He wouldn't bring you to it and not bring you through it. 95 00:03:31,383 --> 00:03:32,384 Have some faith. 96 00:03:32,419 --> 00:03:33,523 Laverne: Good morning. 97 00:03:33,558 --> 00:03:34,593 I was... 98 00:03:34,628 --> 00:03:35,870 Oh, this bitch. 99 00:03:35,905 --> 00:03:37,734 -Oh, hell no, bitch! -Well, what you gonna do? 100 00:03:37,769 --> 00:03:39,253 -No. -Really? 101 00:03:39,288 --> 00:03:40,634 -No, come on, then. -Well, we can do it again. 102 00:03:40,668 --> 00:03:42,601 fuck Laverne! Laverne! 103 00:03:42,636 --> 00:03:43,913 So good seeing you. 104 00:03:43,947 --> 00:03:45,742 We haven't seen you since the party 105 00:03:45,777 --> 00:03:49,608 where we had such a great time.[ Celestial tinkling ] 106 00:03:49,643 --> 00:03:51,403 Oh, the -- the party. 107 00:03:51,438 --> 00:03:52,853 Yes, yes. -Yeah. 108 00:03:52,887 --> 00:03:54,889 We did have a wonderful time, didn't we?Yeah! 109 00:03:54,924 --> 00:03:57,478 [ Laughing ] We sure did, girl. 110 00:03:57,513 --> 00:03:59,031 Laverne: Let me check your FICO score. 111 00:03:59,066 --> 00:04:00,688 [ Typing ] 112 00:04:00,723 --> 00:04:01,827 [ Computer beeping ] 113 00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:04,727 -Mm, mm, mm. -What? 114 00:04:04,761 --> 00:04:06,694 This is the lowest I've ever seen. 115 00:04:06,729 --> 00:04:08,558 Well, damn. What's the score? 116 00:04:08,593 --> 00:04:10,526 It's a 420. 117 00:04:12,528 --> 00:04:14,426 Laverne, do your savior a solid 118 00:04:14,461 --> 00:04:16,325 and check that score one more again, hmm? 119 00:04:16,359 --> 00:04:19,362 [ Celestial tinkling ] 120 00:04:19,397 --> 00:04:21,502 Okay. [ Laughs ] 121 00:04:21,537 --> 00:04:23,504 [ Harp playing ] 122 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:26,058 Oh, that -- that's odd.What? 123 00:04:26,093 --> 00:04:29,372 That says "820," not "420." 124 00:04:29,407 --> 00:04:30,787 Ha, ha, ha! 125 00:04:30,822 --> 00:04:32,375 Hallelujah! 126 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:33,928 Thank you, Jesus! 127 00:04:33,963 --> 00:04:36,345 Don't thank me. That's all Pops. 128 00:04:36,379 --> 00:04:37,725 Well, listen, Ms. Tudi, 129 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,382 I'mma make sure that you can get your money tomorrow. 130 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:40,901 I'mma put a rush on it 131 00:04:40,935 --> 00:04:42,661 [ Whispering ] before these white folks change the rules. 132 00:04:42,696 --> 00:04:44,007 They crucify a brother. 133 00:04:44,042 --> 00:04:45,492 [ Whispering ] That's why we got to stay woke. 134 00:04:45,526 --> 00:04:46,907 We got to stay woke. 135 00:04:46,941 --> 00:04:50,393 -Stay woke. -We have to stick together. 136 00:04:50,428 --> 00:04:51,808 You got some weed? 137 00:04:51,843 --> 00:04:54,604 Ah! Ee! Ooh! Ah![ Bedsprings creaking ] 138 00:04:54,639 --> 00:04:56,399 Here we go, faster. [ Panting ] 139 00:04:56,434 --> 00:05:00,438 [ Creaking intensifies ] 140 00:05:00,472 --> 00:05:02,819 [ Howling ] 141 00:05:02,854 --> 00:05:04,821 Ahhh. 142 00:05:04,856 --> 00:05:06,892 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 143 00:05:06,927 --> 00:05:08,411 Yeah. 144 00:05:08,446 --> 00:05:10,413 I broke you off, right? 145 00:05:10,448 --> 00:05:12,139 Yeah, that was great. 146 00:05:12,173 --> 00:05:13,865 What you talking about, "great"? 147 00:05:13,899 --> 00:05:15,453 That was amazing! 148 00:05:15,487 --> 00:05:16,971 Best you ever had! 149 00:05:17,006 --> 00:05:19,457 That was splendiferous! 150 00:05:19,733 --> 00:05:21,321 Spell it. 151 00:05:22,874 --> 00:05:24,358 That's what I thought. 152 00:05:24,393 --> 00:05:27,050 Boy, you can't give me what you can't spell. 153 00:05:27,085 --> 00:05:29,121 But you can do something for me. 154 00:05:29,156 --> 00:05:29,881 Link, no. 155 00:05:29,915 --> 00:05:31,848 I can't breathe down there. 156 00:05:31,883 --> 00:05:33,125 A brother got adenoids. 157 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,990 I ain't talkin' about that, silly. 158 00:05:36,025 --> 00:05:38,510 Sign these.What's this? 159 00:05:38,545 --> 00:05:39,925 A life-insurance policy. 160 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,445 Oh. How much I get when you die? 161 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,585 Nigga, that's on your life, not mine. 162 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:45,724 I can't sign that. 163 00:05:45,759 --> 00:05:47,450 Why not? 164 00:05:47,485 --> 00:05:49,935 All you gonna do when I die is use the money 165 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:52,593 to buy some other brother a chain. 166 00:05:52,628 --> 00:05:54,733 What the mother fuck? 167 00:05:54,768 --> 00:05:57,909 Boy, did you get sex-dehydrated again? 168 00:05:57,943 --> 00:05:59,151 This don't have nothing to do 169 00:05:59,186 --> 00:06:01,706 with some imaginary dude in a chain. 170 00:06:01,740 --> 00:06:03,501 It's about your kids. 171 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:06,193 With this, Boonie, you'll be doing more for them dead 172 00:06:06,227 --> 00:06:07,919 than you do alive. 173 00:06:07,953 --> 00:06:09,714 And you ain't even got to do nothing. 174 00:06:09,748 --> 00:06:10,784 Nothing but die. 175 00:06:10,818 --> 00:06:12,061 Absolutely. 176 00:06:12,095 --> 00:06:13,994 But think about it, nigga -- you fat, 177 00:06:14,028 --> 00:06:16,790 you probably got Type-9 diabetes, 178 00:06:16,824 --> 00:06:18,688 your mama got a short temper 179 00:06:18,723 --> 00:06:20,794 and a happy-ass trigger finger, 180 00:06:20,828 --> 00:06:23,693 so death comin' for your ass, Boon. 181 00:06:23,728 --> 00:06:25,661 Sign the damn papers. 182 00:06:25,695 --> 00:06:26,834 It's for the kids, right? 183 00:06:26,869 --> 00:06:31,183 Yes, for the kids! Damn! 184 00:06:31,218 --> 00:06:35,153 ♪♪ 185 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:36,913 Jesus, you know what? 186 00:06:36,948 --> 00:06:39,813 That loan did not go as far as I thought it would. 187 00:06:39,847 --> 00:06:42,816 With the utilities and the lease and the -- 188 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:44,921 I barely had enough money to get decent hair. 189 00:06:44,956 --> 00:06:46,475 Don't worry about nothing, Ms. Tudi. 190 00:06:46,509 --> 00:06:49,443 Look at it! It's coming together beautifully! 191 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:50,686 Pop's gonna provide. 192 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,550 Hey, well, he need to provide security. 193 00:06:52,584 --> 00:06:55,794 That Korean Bitch Mafia been eyeballin' us all day. 194 00:06:55,829 --> 00:06:59,798 [ Gong crashes ]Mama, I don't even know why you opened up business around them. 195 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:01,559 Oh, relax, Boonie. 196 00:07:01,593 --> 00:07:04,527 There's plenty of heads in need of hair around here. 197 00:07:04,562 --> 00:07:05,804 You know what? 198 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:08,082 I want them to know that they ain't the only ones 199 00:07:08,117 --> 00:07:11,223 that can profit from our European standards of beauty. 200 00:07:11,258 --> 00:07:14,537 Hell, I deserve some of that self-hatred money, too. 201 00:07:14,572 --> 00:07:15,814 You know what? 202 00:07:15,849 --> 00:07:17,713 I think we'll love ourselves a whole lot more 203 00:07:17,747 --> 00:07:19,059 if artists dropped lyrics 204 00:07:19,093 --> 00:07:21,130 like the Songs of Solomon dropped verses. 205 00:07:21,164 --> 00:07:22,683 And I quote -- 206 00:07:22,718 --> 00:07:24,996 "You are altogether beautiful, my love. 207 00:07:25,030 --> 00:07:27,101 There is no flaw in you." 208 00:07:27,136 --> 00:07:27,964 [ Smooches ] 209 00:07:27,999 --> 00:07:29,241 Thank you. [ Laughs ] 210 00:07:29,276 --> 00:07:32,106 -That is beautiful. -Ain't it, though? 211 00:07:32,141 --> 00:07:33,832 But, nigga, you wearing a perm. 212 00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:36,007 Ain't no way your hair naturally that color. 213 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:37,664 Man, you gonna quit disrespecting me, Boonie. 214 00:07:37,698 --> 00:07:39,079 I keep telling you, man, this ain't no perm. 215 00:07:39,113 --> 00:07:40,805 I just hit my shit with a flat iron. 216 00:07:40,839 --> 00:07:42,979 My mom half-Galilean. 217 00:07:43,014 --> 00:07:47,294 What did the pimp tell the ho with two broken arms? 218 00:07:47,328 --> 00:07:48,675 [ Bell tinkles ]What the fuck? 219 00:07:48,709 --> 00:07:50,953 Hey, don't trip, Boon. I got this. 220 00:07:50,987 --> 00:07:54,128 Koreans like talking in riddles and proverbs. 221 00:07:54,163 --> 00:07:56,614 Pan Ji-Ho, what did the pimp say 222 00:07:56,648 --> 00:07:58,270 to the lady with two broken arms? 223 00:07:58,305 --> 00:07:59,271 Nothing. 224 00:07:59,306 --> 00:08:01,273 He broke her arms. 225 00:08:01,308 --> 00:08:02,654 [ Laughter ] 226 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:04,104 [ Whipping sound, laughter stops ] 227 00:08:04,138 --> 00:08:06,727 Are you going to make me repeat myself 228 00:08:06,762 --> 00:08:08,764 about showing your face around here? 229 00:08:08,798 --> 00:08:11,560 Because I got another broken arm for you. 230 00:08:11,594 --> 00:08:14,183 Bitch, I ain't afraid of no ass-kickin'. 231 00:08:14,217 --> 00:08:16,254 But I got something for you. 232 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:18,325 Boonie: Ha, ha, ha! What's up, Mom?Mm-hmm. 233 00:08:18,359 --> 00:08:19,878 Karate against bullets. 234 00:08:19,913 --> 00:08:21,155 I like our odds. 235 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:24,607 I thought your viral humiliation might've taught you a lesson, 236 00:08:24,642 --> 00:08:27,610 but it looks like you're gonna have to learn the hard way 237 00:08:27,645 --> 00:08:30,268 unless you want to take your stuff and leave right now! 238 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:33,167 Ho, ho, ho! No, ho. 239 00:08:33,202 --> 00:08:36,308 I have just as much right to be here as you do. 240 00:08:36,343 --> 00:08:37,896 Maybe you should leave. 241 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:41,037 Ha! My family has sold wigs in Compton 242 00:08:41,072 --> 00:08:43,557 since Penny got burnt by that iron. 243 00:08:43,592 --> 00:08:45,628 You think you can put us out of business 244 00:08:45,663 --> 00:08:48,182 selling this cheap, synthetic crap?! 245 00:08:48,907 --> 00:08:50,737 Oh, Lord! 246 00:08:50,771 --> 00:08:51,876 Synthetic? -What? 247 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:53,360 Ms. Tudi, you selling doll hair? 248 00:08:53,394 --> 00:08:57,329 It is fine, machine-engineered tresses. 249 00:08:57,364 --> 00:08:58,158 Made in Taiwan? 250 00:08:58,192 --> 00:09:01,886 You bad for my organization, Tudi. 251 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,060 Don't make me split your wig. 252 00:09:04,095 --> 00:09:05,786 Huh, shows how much you know. 253 00:09:05,821 --> 00:09:08,927 My mom only wears wigs when she getting her freak on -- 254 00:09:08,962 --> 00:09:10,791 Boonie! Don't help. 255 00:09:10,826 --> 00:09:12,068 You be out by the 1st. 256 00:09:12,103 --> 00:09:14,795 That's when I make my good EBT money. 257 00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:20,145 [ Speaking Korean ] 258 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,734 Hmm! 259 00:09:22,769 --> 00:09:24,080 [ Bell tinkles ] 260 00:09:24,115 --> 00:09:26,669 My name in vain! 261 00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:27,946 It's only hair. 262 00:09:27,981 --> 00:09:31,778 It's way more than that now. 263 00:09:31,812 --> 00:09:34,919 I'm gonna have to step up my game. 264 00:09:35,851 --> 00:09:37,749 Men: Labor! Labor! Labor! 265 00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:39,786 No se, no se today, baby. 266 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,926 [ Men shouting ] 267 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:45,239 That's what I want right there! 268 00:09:45,274 --> 00:09:46,378 Hey! 269 00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:48,242 Y'all want to make some dick-free money? 270 00:09:48,277 --> 00:09:50,659 Yeah? All right. I need six. 271 00:09:50,693 --> 00:09:52,902 All right, come on. 272 00:09:52,937 --> 00:09:54,248 In the back. 273 00:09:54,283 --> 00:09:56,181 Come on, hoes! Got to go! 274 00:09:56,216 --> 00:09:57,597 Got to make some money! 275 00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:02,360 Hey, Boon, 276 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:05,397 I don't know about Ms. Tudi and this wig-shop business. 277 00:10:05,432 --> 00:10:07,814 Nigga, it was your idea. 278 00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:09,988 I know, and Pops green-lit it, too, 279 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:13,820 but, ah, that Korean Lady Mafia, they ain't playin'. 280 00:10:13,854 --> 00:10:15,097 Nessa: They don't play. 281 00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:16,270 I remember when the beauty shop I go to 282 00:10:16,305 --> 00:10:18,100 tried to have their own nail booth, 283 00:10:18,134 --> 00:10:19,998 then all of a sudden, the nail chick got arrested 284 00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:21,828 for passing out bad checks. 285 00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:24,002 Now what does that sound like? 286 00:10:24,037 --> 00:10:25,970 The bitch was passing out bad checks. 287 00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:29,007 Uh, it is a crime, Nessa.Is it, though? 288 00:10:29,042 --> 00:10:30,733 Or has that Korean Bitch Mafia 289 00:10:30,768 --> 00:10:33,874 just monopolized the crusty-ass-feet industry? 290 00:10:33,909 --> 00:10:35,876 I know that I'd be walking around here 291 00:10:35,911 --> 00:10:38,154 wearing boots every summer if it wasn't for them. 292 00:10:38,189 --> 00:10:39,708 Ugh, that's gross! 293 00:10:39,742 --> 00:10:41,433 Don't talk about feet while I'm eating. 294 00:10:41,468 --> 00:10:43,021 Hey, Boon, you ever figure out 295 00:10:43,056 --> 00:10:44,747 what was going on between them two? 296 00:10:44,782 --> 00:10:47,750 Nah, man. Why don't you tell me? 297 00:10:47,785 --> 00:10:49,890 Boon, you know everything will be revealed in time. 298 00:10:49,925 --> 00:10:52,444 Oh, man, I hate when you get all Biblically mysterious 299 00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:54,757 when I want to know something. 300 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:56,448 Ain't no mystery there, Boonie. 301 00:10:56,483 --> 00:10:57,829 You're about to be replaced. 302 00:10:57,864 --> 00:10:59,900 Heh! I ain't about to be replaced. 303 00:10:59,935 --> 00:11:02,972 Not the way I put it down, goddamn it. 304 00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:04,077 [ Laughing ] 305 00:11:04,111 --> 00:11:06,044 Even though Link has been acting -- 306 00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:08,840 she's been acting a little strange lately.What's you mean? 307 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:11,118 She took out a life-insurance policy on me. 308 00:11:11,153 --> 00:11:13,845 You know, AmBro used to be a mercenary back in the war. 309 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,398 He used to kill people for money. 310 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:17,400 Now, that shit you can tell me? 311 00:11:17,435 --> 00:11:19,264 That shit was a long time ago, though. 312 00:11:19,299 --> 00:11:22,371 I wonder, do he still do murder-for-hire? 313 00:11:22,405 --> 00:11:25,512 Link did say I was better off dead than alive. 314 00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:27,410 Oh, damn! 315 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:28,860 My cousin finna have you killed 316 00:11:28,895 --> 00:11:30,482 for the insurance money. 317 00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,484 Oh, she about to come up! 318 00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:34,452 [ Laughs ] 319 00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:37,489 [ Bell tinkles ] 320 00:11:37,524 --> 00:11:41,493 Man! Ms. Tudi really boffed up one time. 321 00:11:41,528 --> 00:11:43,012 There's more wigs and weaves in here 322 00:11:43,047 --> 00:11:45,221 than the NBA All-Star Weekend. 323 00:11:45,256 --> 00:11:48,293 Yep, it's gonna be a lot of nappy-headed babies born 324 00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:51,952 behind all this deceitfulness.[ Laughs ] 325 00:11:51,987 --> 00:11:55,093 Boon, you need to go come to terms with your lamb's wool. 326 00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:57,026 God made it beautiful, too, boy. 327 00:11:57,061 --> 00:11:59,166 Ms. Tudi: You stealing from me? 328 00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:00,996 Woman: Oh! Ow! Oh! 329 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:02,963 Huh? Ow, I'm sorry, Ms. Tudi. 330 00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:04,344 No, it grows like that, I swear!Oh, it grows like that. 331 00:12:04,378 --> 00:12:06,415 It always has!It grows like that, bitch? You think I'm stupid? 332 00:12:06,449 --> 00:12:08,382 This is Peruvian hair. It don't match your bush! 333 00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:11,040 I knew I should've never hired a ho that don't wax. 334 00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:14,147 Listen up! I want all you hoes to wax, you hear me? 335 00:12:14,181 --> 00:12:16,425 Front to back, and I mean I want that shit 336 00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:18,220 clean as a bowling alley! Ahh! 337 00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:19,428 Gimme that. Ugh! Ow! 338 00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:20,981 What in Pop's name is going on here? 339 00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:22,362 [ Scissors snip ][ Screams ] 340 00:12:22,396 --> 00:12:24,536 Get on back to work! 341 00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:27,574 Listen, you saw Ho here threatening me. 342 00:12:27,608 --> 00:12:29,024 She wanted me to shut down. 343 00:12:29,058 --> 00:12:30,508 She gonna call out my product. 344 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,785 But you know what? 345 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:33,269 I ain't going down like that. 346 00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:34,546 Oh, no, no, no. 347 00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:35,893 So you know what I did? 348 00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:37,515 I called my underground connection, 349 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,932 and that's why we got this beautiful shipment of hair. 350 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,832 Ha!Not those nefarious hair smugglers. 351 00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:46,213 Do you even know where they get their hair from? 352 00:12:46,248 --> 00:12:48,457 ♪♪ 353 00:12:48,491 --> 00:12:50,977 [ Sword slashes ] 354 00:12:51,011 --> 00:12:54,394 [ Clippers buzzing ] 355 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:58,225 [ Cat screeches ] 356 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,503 [ Clippers buzzing ] 357 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:04,887 [ Cat meows ] 358 00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:06,440 Jesus, listen, I know you mad. I know, I know. 359 00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:07,856 But you saw that bitch. 360 00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:08,995 And I'm not gonna let the KBM 361 00:13:09,029 --> 00:13:10,444 just what, run me up out of here? 362 00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:12,308 So if I have to resort to my old ways, 363 00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:14,345 then so be it. 364 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:16,450 So what you saying is they forced your hand? 365 00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:18,314 [ Timidly ] Mm-hmm, yeah. 366 00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:19,902 And, uh, that maybe if you knew 367 00:13:19,937 --> 00:13:21,352 how they were over there doing so well, 368 00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:22,940 then you could compete fairly? 369 00:13:22,974 --> 00:13:24,044 That's right. Yep. 370 00:13:24,079 --> 00:13:27,323 You know what I'm gonna do, right?Oh, Lord. 371 00:13:27,358 --> 00:13:30,085 I'm gonna go over there and peep out their whole operation 372 00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,190 and report it back to you. 373 00:13:32,225 --> 00:13:33,916 You mean spy? 374 00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:35,607 Nigga, instead of spying on these titties, 375 00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:38,369 why don't you do some spying for me?[ Clattering ] 376 00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:44,651 ♪♪ 377 00:13:44,685 --> 00:13:46,618 Damn, Boon, this hair ain't cheap. 378 00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:48,620 If Ms. Tudi come in right under market value, 379 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,484 she might stand a chance. 380 00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:52,245 Hey, it's not like that, man. 381 00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:55,317 Like, Link, she real particular where she buy hair. 382 00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:56,905 She been shopping at the same spot 383 00:13:56,939 --> 00:13:59,390 ever since she gave up that Jheri Curl. 384 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:01,461 I know. It'll be hard to lure folks away, 385 00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:03,221 but I'll figure something out. 386 00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:05,051 Hey, you feel like we being watched? 387 00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:06,293 Nah, we cool. 388 00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:09,331 Ha! I caught you! What are you doing? 389 00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:10,919 Nothing! 390 00:14:10,953 --> 00:14:12,575 You got anything for razor bumps? 391 00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:15,613 Oh, you spying. Do not deny it! 392 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,271 Not exactly true, Pan Ji-Ho. Come on, now. 393 00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:19,928 Ah, liar. [ Gasps ] 394 00:14:19,962 --> 00:14:23,069 Yo, don't disrespect the son of God like that! 395 00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:24,967 Ah, enough of this nonsense! 396 00:14:25,002 --> 00:14:27,936 [ Speaking Korean ] 397 00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:29,006 Ahh! 398 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,386 [ Speaking Korean ] 399 00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:32,216 Come on, Pan Ji-Ho! [ Speaking Korean ] 400 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,356 No, play time is over. 401 00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:37,497 You tell this Tudi woman she want to stay in business, 402 00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:40,569 she'll hand over 60% of her daily profit. 403 00:14:40,603 --> 00:14:43,227 [ Laughing ]Ain't no way Mama going for that. 404 00:14:43,261 --> 00:14:47,679 Then she'll lose something a lot more valuable than money. 405 00:14:48,439 --> 00:14:50,959 [ Under breath ] What's this crazy bitch talkin' 'bout? 406 00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:53,444 [ Bell tinkles ] 407 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:55,411 Pan Ji-Ho kidnapped Boonie! 408 00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:59,208 That Korean Bitch Mafia is ruthless! 409 00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:02,004 Kidnapping my son -- now, that's some foul shit. 410 00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:03,419 Can't believe this. 411 00:15:03,454 --> 00:15:04,938 Don't worry, Ms. Tudi. 412 00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:06,560 We'll figure out a way to get Boonie back. 413 00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:08,424 It's not that I want him back. 414 00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:10,426 It just that I don't want that bitch to have him. 415 00:15:10,461 --> 00:15:12,152 Well, maybe we should call the police. 416 00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:14,292 Jesus, this is Compton, baby. 417 00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,122 By the time the police get here, 418 00:15:16,156 --> 00:15:17,537 he'll be older than you. 419 00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:19,435 Maybe you can take the loan and pay them a ransom. 420 00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:22,162 Jesus, I keep telling you -- 421 00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:25,269 most of the $500,000 is gone. 422 00:15:25,303 --> 00:15:26,718 And if I had the money, what, are we talking about 423 00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:29,376 paying for this mother fucker by the pound? 424 00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:32,034 Well, I guess we know what time it is. 425 00:15:32,069 --> 00:15:34,036 Bring it in, ladies. [ Claps ] 426 00:15:34,071 --> 00:15:35,451 Let's pray. 427 00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:37,315 ♪♪ 428 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,179 Y'all smell fish? 429 00:15:39,214 --> 00:15:41,043 [ Sniffing ] 430 00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:43,045 Ms. Tudi: Well, it ain't me. 431 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,979 Mm![ Paper crinkling ] 432 00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,153 [ Bell tinkles ] 433 00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:48,326 What the hell is so important 434 00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:50,190 you couldn't text me, Nessa? 435 00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:52,710 Girl, you can take that hit off Boonie, 436 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,540 'cause that Korean Bitch Mafia's about to kill his ass 437 00:15:55,575 --> 00:15:58,405 and you can collect all that insurance money. 438 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,236 Girl, you on that shit again? 439 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:04,687 No, what -- I told you that only happened one time. 440 00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:08,105 I did some mess back in junior college spring break I wasn't proud of, 441 00:16:08,139 --> 00:16:11,073 but you ain't got to keep throwing it in my face, Link. 442 00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:14,007 Shit gets crazy down in Long Beach, period. 443 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,526 Okay, fine. 444 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,425 But what hit are you talking about, Nessa? 445 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:21,532 And how did you know about the life-insurance policy? 446 00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:24,673 Boonie told us when we saw you paying AmBro to kill him. 447 00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:27,572 Why black people always assuming things? 448 00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:30,092 Nessa, the policy is a back-up plan, 449 00:16:30,127 --> 00:16:32,232 but it can't get my kids a new daddy. 450 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,440 And who the fuck want to break in 451 00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:35,097 a new baby daddy anyway? 452 00:16:35,132 --> 00:16:36,650 Okay, my bad. 453 00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:39,239 I knew you and AmBro were just screwin' anyway. 454 00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:41,517 I ain't having sex with that crazy-ass nigga. 455 00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:44,796 I'd buy a million dildos 'fore that shit happen. 456 00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:47,523 But trip, I need you to focus. 457 00:16:47,558 --> 00:16:48,800 Okay. 458 00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:51,113 Is Boonie really in danger? 459 00:16:51,148 --> 00:16:52,252 Fuck yeah. 460 00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:53,805 Them Koreans got him down at their shop 461 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,255 where you be gettin' your weave at, 462 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:56,670 and they gonna kill him. 463 00:16:56,705 --> 00:16:58,396 Fuck 464 00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:01,572 I'm gonna miss "Chopped" again on a fucking Boonie mission. 465 00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:04,437 ♪♪ 466 00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:06,473 Are you sure you want to do this? 467 00:17:06,508 --> 00:17:08,717 'Cause, I mean, you can get one of them new 3-D TVs 468 00:17:08,751 --> 00:17:10,477 with that insurance money. 469 00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:13,101 I'm sure the kids would love that better than a daddy. 470 00:17:13,135 --> 00:17:16,069 I remember when our microwave raised us. 471 00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:17,726 [ Gun cocks ] 472 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,729 Shut the fuck up and watch the kids until I get back. 473 00:17:20,763 --> 00:17:23,076 AmBro, I need you. 474 00:17:23,111 --> 00:17:24,871 ♪♪ 475 00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,597 Mm.[ Door slams ] 476 00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:29,358 [ Mouth full ] I knew they were fucking. 477 00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:32,603 Ho, untie me! 478 00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:34,812 I got to use the bathroom. 479 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,538 So go. [ Laughs ] 480 00:17:42,682 --> 00:17:47,514 [ Laughter ] 481 00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:50,276 [ Grenade pin clatters ] 482 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:51,484 [ Explosion ] 483 00:17:51,518 --> 00:17:54,797 [ Screaming ] 484 00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:56,868 Let's go! Move, move, move, move, move! 485 00:17:56,903 --> 00:17:59,733 [ Gun cocks ]Coming, Boon! 486 00:17:59,768 --> 00:18:01,425 Boonie, hold still! 487 00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:03,737 Keep moving. This is some serious stuff going on. 488 00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:06,223 No! Hey, don't touch me. 489 00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:08,328 Link, I know you hired AmBro to kill me 490 00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:10,468 so you could make it look like the Koreans did it 491 00:18:10,503 --> 00:18:13,333 so you could collect on that insurance policy. 492 00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:15,922 Boonie, you watch too much damn TV. 493 00:18:15,956 --> 00:18:17,924 Yeah, nigga, I'm the one that sold her the policy. 494 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:19,891 -What? -Yeah, I know, right? 495 00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:23,240 The irony of a hired killer to sell life insurance. 496 00:18:23,274 --> 00:18:24,482 Nigga, I got bills, too. 497 00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:26,243 Ladies, can we discuss this later? 498 00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:29,315 We ain't got time for all this foolishness. 499 00:18:29,349 --> 00:18:32,214 And let me tell you Korean bitches one thing -- 500 00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:34,872 I will burn this mother fucker to the ground 501 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:37,495 if you keep fucking with me and mine! 502 00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:39,946 And I know you remember how long it took y'all ass 503 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:42,535 to get back from them damn riots. 504 00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:43,915 Black-owned my ass. 505 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:47,747 [ Speaking Korean ] 506 00:18:47,781 --> 00:18:51,475 This is like a bad Blaxploitation flick. 507 00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:53,684 Go, and take Fat Boy with you. 508 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:56,480 I'm gonna let this natural-hair revolution 509 00:18:56,514 --> 00:18:57,895 take out his mama! 510 00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:02,520 Hey, we still got crusty-feet and hard-liquor profits. 511 00:19:02,555 --> 00:19:03,763 Ha! 512 00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:05,627 Shut your barbecue-eatin' ass up. 513 00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:07,629 Come on, y'all. 514 00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:09,803 [ Sniffs ] Did you pee on yourself? 515 00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:16,396 ♪♪ 516 00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:17,880 [ Laughter ] 517 00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:20,400 Yeah, you got that Galilean thing going on. 518 00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:21,677 Ms. Tudi, look! What is that? 519 00:19:21,712 --> 00:19:23,541 -What, what? -You see that? 520 00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:24,818 [ Crowd chattering ] 521 00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:26,993 Girl, you are beautifying and unifying 522 00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:29,237 the neighborhood through hair.[ Laughing ] 523 00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:30,686 Look, look at all those different kind of people. 524 00:19:30,721 --> 00:19:33,586 Yes, Lord, 'cause you know God don't like ugly... 525 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,553 [ Bell tinkles ]...but somebody sure do. 526 00:19:35,588 --> 00:19:37,279 [ Horns honking ]Oh, now? 527 00:19:37,314 --> 00:19:38,556 Stop acting like that. 528 00:19:38,591 --> 00:19:39,971 You know Shalinka saved your son 529 00:19:40,006 --> 00:19:41,973 from them Korean ladies. You should be thankful. 530 00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:44,286 Who said I was talking about Shalinka?[ Laughing ] 531 00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:47,876 And them Korean ladies was gonna put Boonie's ass out anyway. 532 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,292 Everybody does eventually. 533 00:19:50,327 --> 00:19:51,604 -Hey, Mama. -Hey! 534 00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:53,571 Looks like business is booming, goddamn it. 535 00:19:53,606 --> 00:19:55,297 We gonna be rich! 536 00:19:55,332 --> 00:19:57,886 What? Whoa! "We" gonna be rich? 537 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,440 Nigga, you see your name on the sign anywhere out there? 538 00:20:00,475 --> 00:20:01,924 [ Laughing ]Unh-unh. 539 00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:04,375 What you need to do is open your own damn business, 540 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:07,723 Or find a job! A paper route, Boonie! 541 00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:10,726 Recycle some cans, make some money. 542 00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:12,866 Or try to win some money on the radio. 543 00:20:12,901 --> 00:20:15,455 Something, mother fucker please! 544 00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:16,594 'Cause, nigga, you ain't shit. 545 00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:18,907 Not worth a dime. 546 00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:21,358 This is like "The Color Purple" up in here with y'all. 547 00:20:21,392 --> 00:20:22,738 -Ms. Tudi. -Mm-hmm? 548 00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:24,361 I think one of them yoga bitches over there 549 00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:26,363 tryin' to steal from you.Oh, hell no! Watch out. 550 00:20:26,397 --> 00:20:27,950 Ms. Tudi, no, don't do that! 551 00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:29,952 Excuse me. Ahem! 552 00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:32,369 Can I help you? 553 00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:34,957 No, I'm just looking around.You're just looking around? 554 00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:36,062 -Yeah. -Oh, yeah? 555 00:20:36,096 --> 00:20:37,512 Bitch, you stealin' from me. 556 00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:39,376 Oh, my God. Oh, yeah? My God? 557 00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:40,653 Bitch, where do you think you going?! 558 00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:44,381 [ Screaming and scuffling ] 559 00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:46,728 [ Laughter ] 560 00:20:49,455 --> 00:20:51,974 And the student has become the master. 561 00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:54,805 [ Laughter ] 562 00:20:57,117 --> 00:21:06,989 ♪♪ 563 00:21:07,024 --> 00:21:16,930 ♪♪ 564 00:21:16,965 --> 00:21:26,975 ♪♪