1 00:00:02,071 --> 00:00:03,244 That's what I'm sayin'. 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:05,488 I'd do me, I know I'd fuck it up. 3 00:00:05,522 --> 00:00:09,009 Fuck, so it's -- [ Squish ] 4 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:11,149 Damn! Damn, Boon. 5 00:00:11,183 --> 00:00:15,567 You hit that mud dead, smack in the center like a bull's-eye. 6 00:00:15,601 --> 00:00:18,535 Or better yet, bullshit, but either way, good shot. 7 00:00:18,570 --> 00:00:21,055 [ Laughs ]Yeah, man, no thanks to you, man. 8 00:00:21,090 --> 00:00:23,713 You're supposed to guard a nigga's steps. Me? 9 00:00:23,747 --> 00:00:26,371 What do I go to do with where you plant your kicks at, Boon? 10 00:00:26,405 --> 00:00:29,719 Come on, man.Jesus, you're Jesus. 11 00:00:29,753 --> 00:00:32,066 You could easily give a nigga a heads up. 12 00:00:32,101 --> 00:00:34,931 I know you got divine ability to see some bull like this 13 00:00:34,965 --> 00:00:37,968 before I step in some bull like this! 14 00:00:38,003 --> 00:00:40,109 Sorry, brah. I'm just wore out, man. 15 00:00:40,143 --> 00:00:42,732 You know, some days being Jesus takes a toll on your boy. 16 00:00:42,766 --> 00:00:45,079 It's gettin' hard out here, man. Folks are always in your ear. 17 00:00:45,114 --> 00:00:49,290 They want to come up, and it's kickin' my ass, dude, and... 18 00:00:49,325 --> 00:00:52,362 You kickin' them laces' asses, too, dawg. [ Laughs ] 19 00:00:52,397 --> 00:00:54,226 Oh, yeah, you think this is funny, right? 20 00:00:54,261 --> 00:00:55,469 I hope that -- 21 00:00:55,503 --> 00:00:58,127 No, I pray this happens to you someday! 22 00:00:58,161 --> 00:01:01,371 Man, that's fucked up, Boon. You know I don't wear no socks. 23 00:01:01,406 --> 00:01:03,235 Think of what that'll do to my feet. 24 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:05,962 Man, get your ass out of here. 25 00:01:05,996 --> 00:01:07,722 Boonie. 26 00:01:07,757 --> 00:01:10,380 [ Slo-mo ] Boonie! 27 00:01:10,415 --> 00:01:14,557 [ Slo-mo ] Boonie!! 28 00:01:14,591 --> 00:01:17,456 [ Slo-mo ] What?! 29 00:01:19,286 --> 00:01:20,977 [ Slo-mo squish ] 30 00:01:22,979 --> 00:01:24,808 You two for two, dawg! 31 00:01:24,843 --> 00:01:26,776 [ Laughs ] 32 00:01:26,810 --> 00:01:29,779 Oh, damn! 33 00:01:29,813 --> 00:01:33,162 Even when you try to tell 'em, folks don't wanna hear the word. 34 00:01:33,196 --> 00:01:43,241 ♪♪ 35 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:48,280 ♪♪ 36 00:01:48,315 --> 00:01:51,041 [ Laughing ] 37 00:01:51,076 --> 00:01:53,630 Laughter is one of Pops' greatest gifts, Boon. 38 00:01:53,665 --> 00:01:55,701 Laugh a little bit.Whatever, man. 39 00:01:55,736 --> 00:01:57,634 You're Jesus. You don't get it. 40 00:01:57,669 --> 00:01:59,188 See, you never really get hurt or... 41 00:01:59,222 --> 00:02:02,191 Shit, that crucifixion shit hurt like a motherfucker. 42 00:02:02,225 --> 00:02:03,502 You're crazy. 43 00:02:03,537 --> 00:02:07,368 Heh. Hey. I'm just sayin', man, 44 00:02:07,403 --> 00:02:11,269 if I had your powers, I'd be so straight. 45 00:02:11,303 --> 00:02:13,305 So, you think what I do is easy? 46 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:15,307 Pulling weeds in the Garden of Eden? 47 00:02:15,342 --> 00:02:16,964 Fluffin' angels' wings? 48 00:02:16,998 --> 00:02:18,897 Who you think carved out the stone tablets 49 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,830 before Moses got his hands on 'em? 50 00:02:20,864 --> 00:02:23,315 Or -- Or who you think mopped up that flood? 51 00:02:23,350 --> 00:02:24,627 Mexicans, right? 52 00:02:24,661 --> 00:02:26,318 I'm serious, Boon! Stop playin', man! 53 00:02:26,353 --> 00:02:29,321 I'm telling you, y'all humans is straight drama, dawg. 54 00:02:29,356 --> 00:02:31,047 This ain't easy, Boon. 55 00:02:31,081 --> 00:02:33,014 Well, how hard can it be? 56 00:02:33,049 --> 00:02:34,464 Blam! You're healed. 57 00:02:34,499 --> 00:02:36,156 Blam! Extra wine. 58 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:40,332 Blam! Your pet ostrich got a female vagina. 59 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:42,196 Oh, so you think you can do better? 60 00:02:42,231 --> 00:02:44,302 Pfft! With my eyes closed. 61 00:02:44,336 --> 00:02:46,683 Tsk. 62 00:02:46,718 --> 00:02:48,582 [ Choir music plays ]Pops, please forgive Boonie 63 00:02:48,616 --> 00:02:50,377 for he know not what he talkin' about. 64 00:02:50,411 --> 00:02:52,655 Well, let him have it one time so we can show him. 65 00:02:52,689 --> 00:02:54,415 Please, Lord, please. 66 00:02:54,450 --> 00:02:56,762 Let me have that day off and give this dude 67 00:02:56,797 --> 00:03:00,249 this lesson he so very badly needs, Lord. 68 00:03:00,283 --> 00:03:03,907 Can he have it? 69 00:03:03,942 --> 00:03:05,081 For real? 70 00:03:05,115 --> 00:03:06,496 Thanks, Pops! 71 00:03:06,531 --> 00:03:09,430 Yep. Pops say it's cool. He got your back. 72 00:03:09,465 --> 00:03:12,088 Bam! You got my power. 73 00:03:12,122 --> 00:03:15,125 [ Funk music plays ][ Laughing ] 74 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,575 What the fuck? 75 00:03:18,405 --> 00:03:20,441 [ Laughs ] Oh! 76 00:03:20,476 --> 00:03:23,720 [ Laughing ] 77 00:03:23,755 --> 00:03:25,757 I got the J.C. perm! 78 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:27,759 Hey, do this thing need any chemicals 79 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:29,554 for upkeep or for anything like that? 80 00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:31,763 Nope. Just an occasional hot comb. 81 00:03:31,797 --> 00:03:34,904 But you got the power, though, pimp. Ha-ha! 82 00:03:34,938 --> 00:03:36,733 Hey, well, can I do a miracle? 83 00:03:36,768 --> 00:03:38,148 How about levitation?No. 84 00:03:38,183 --> 00:03:39,805 No levitating, Boon. That's too advanced. 85 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:41,082 You gotta slow down, pimp. 86 00:03:41,117 --> 00:03:43,257 Oh, man. See, I knew you wasn't serious. 87 00:03:43,292 --> 00:03:45,915 Man, I ain't gonna give you nothing that you can't handle. 88 00:03:45,949 --> 00:03:48,400 Matter of fact, go ahead and levitate. 89 00:03:48,435 --> 00:03:50,160 Just go on -- concentrate, brah. 90 00:03:50,195 --> 00:03:52,404 [ Laughs ] 91 00:03:52,439 --> 00:03:56,408 [ Grunting ] 92 00:03:56,443 --> 00:03:57,720 Boon. 93 00:03:57,754 --> 00:03:59,549 Is you tryin' to float or take a shit, man? 94 00:03:59,584 --> 00:04:00,930 Relax, brah! 95 00:04:00,964 --> 00:04:04,278 Alright. 96 00:04:04,313 --> 00:04:09,939 Oh, yeah! Oh, whoa! 97 00:04:09,973 --> 00:04:13,322 Baby, you not just beautiful, you Viagra-ful! 98 00:04:13,356 --> 00:04:18,499 Ah, ha ha ha! Yeah! I love it! 99 00:04:18,534 --> 00:04:19,776 No, no, no, that's a negative! 100 00:04:19,811 --> 00:04:21,640 No carnal lustin' for you, bro. 101 00:04:21,675 --> 00:04:23,504 No, I don't wanna go! 102 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:27,163 No! Oh, God. Oh, man.Nah, Boon. 103 00:04:27,197 --> 00:04:29,407 We gotta limit your powers, brah. 104 00:04:29,441 --> 00:04:30,477 That bitch was thick. 105 00:04:30,511 --> 00:04:32,410 No levitation. 106 00:04:32,444 --> 00:04:34,515 Oh, well, hey, can I just -- 107 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:36,137 No walking on water! 108 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:39,865 Oh, sh-- Well, at least they clean. 109 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:42,627 I got a couple of guidelines to rundown to you, too, Boon. 110 00:04:42,661 --> 00:04:44,629 Do not raise the dead. 111 00:04:44,663 --> 00:04:46,355 Please, no raising the dead, brah. 112 00:04:46,389 --> 00:04:49,634 You mess that up -- you have a zombie apocalypse in the city. 113 00:04:49,668 --> 00:04:52,326 And no smiting and no plagues. 114 00:04:52,361 --> 00:04:54,501 Leave all the vengeance to pops, a'ight? 115 00:04:54,535 --> 00:04:56,986 It's mine, so sayeth the Lord. 116 00:04:57,020 --> 00:05:00,541 Also, one more very important thing, Boon -- 117 00:05:00,576 --> 00:05:02,819 no sex with Rihanna. 118 00:05:02,854 --> 00:05:05,374 Aw, man! Can a brother have a dream? 119 00:05:05,408 --> 00:05:09,516 No! 'Cause I know for a fact she ain't fucking with you! 120 00:05:09,550 --> 00:05:11,000 A'ight. 121 00:05:11,034 --> 00:05:13,002 Fuck it. It's off the list. 122 00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:15,694 A'ight. Enjoy your day, pimp. 123 00:05:15,729 --> 00:05:17,178 Oh! And since I can't give you 124 00:05:17,213 --> 00:05:20,009 me and Pops' special father-son psychic connection, 125 00:05:20,043 --> 00:05:22,391 he told me to tell you to make sure you keep your phone on you 126 00:05:22,425 --> 00:05:24,738 so he can get ahold of you if he needs you, a'ight? 127 00:05:24,772 --> 00:05:27,361 Oh, man! I ain't had no service in weeks! 128 00:05:27,396 --> 00:05:29,467 And even if I did, I don't know where it's at. 129 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:30,813 Don't even trip, pimp. 130 00:05:30,847 --> 00:05:34,541 You know Pops works in mysterious ways. 131 00:05:34,575 --> 00:05:42,134 [ Cellphone ringing ] 132 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,392 Where did Boonie's broke ass 133 00:05:58,427 --> 00:06:01,533 get the money to turn this phone back on? 134 00:06:01,568 --> 00:06:03,121 Boonie: Alright, Boons, you've got the power. 135 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:05,572 Let's do this. Alright. 136 00:06:05,606 --> 00:06:09,058 God! [chuckles] Pops! Ha! 137 00:06:09,092 --> 00:06:10,370 Whatever! Ha! 138 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:14,235 Your boy right here Boonie. I'm gonna request -- ha! 139 00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:16,410 I pray -- ha! 140 00:06:16,445 --> 00:06:18,239 I wish -- ha! 141 00:06:18,274 --> 00:06:19,689 For some money! 142 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:22,934 Goddamn it, right now, God! 143 00:06:22,968 --> 00:06:25,764 Yeah. Oh, this is bomb! 144 00:06:25,799 --> 00:06:27,904 ♪ Glory, glory Glory, glory ♪ 145 00:06:27,939 --> 00:06:29,803 Bring it to Boonie. 146 00:06:29,837 --> 00:06:36,430 ♪ Glory to the King Glory to the King ♪ 147 00:06:36,465 --> 00:06:37,604 Miss Calle Reynolds? 148 00:06:37,638 --> 00:06:38,984 Yes? 149 00:06:39,019 --> 00:06:41,262 You just won the jumbo-supreme sweepstakes 150 00:06:41,297 --> 00:06:43,230 grand prize of $10 million! 151 00:06:43,264 --> 00:06:46,923 [ Screams ] This is bullshit! God-- 152 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:48,822 Thank you, Jesus! 153 00:06:48,856 --> 00:06:51,445 My check! My check! My check! 154 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,136 Fuck that! 155 00:06:56,761 --> 00:06:58,245 Good job, Boonie! 156 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:01,144 Way to boss their life up, pimp! 157 00:07:01,179 --> 00:07:03,146 Man, you ain't had to give 'em all that money. 158 00:07:03,181 --> 00:07:07,185 They would've happy with some beans and horchata juice. 159 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:10,464 [ Humming ][ Knocking on door ] 160 00:07:10,499 --> 00:07:13,812 One second. [ Chuckles ] 161 00:07:18,817 --> 00:07:20,301 Holy Jesus! 162 00:07:20,336 --> 00:07:22,131 What's poppin', Lloyd? W-W-What's happening? 163 00:07:22,165 --> 00:07:26,342 Well, I never seen the Lord, my God, buck naked before! 164 00:07:26,376 --> 00:07:28,931 Lloyd, only those with the stain of sin feel embarrassment 165 00:07:28,965 --> 00:07:30,967 and shame at the sight of what God has created 166 00:07:31,002 --> 00:07:33,487 to be a state of natural perfection. 167 00:07:33,522 --> 00:07:34,971 Well, whatever. 168 00:07:35,006 --> 00:07:37,664 I came by to pray for a favor. 169 00:07:37,698 --> 00:07:39,320 Uh... 170 00:07:39,355 --> 00:07:41,391 That's a negative, Lloyd. We talked about this already. 171 00:07:41,426 --> 00:07:43,877 I can't make you a drunk again. I got some stuff to do. 172 00:07:43,911 --> 00:07:46,327 No, no, no, no, no! You're supposed to answer prayers. 173 00:07:46,362 --> 00:07:49,469 I'm praying for you to help me fix my water pipe. 174 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:50,711 Pray to Boonie. Who? 175 00:07:50,746 --> 00:07:51,885 Boonie. Pray to Boonie. 176 00:07:51,919 --> 00:07:53,542 Boonie?Yeah, pray to Boonie. 177 00:07:53,576 --> 00:07:56,337 I gave him my powers so he can learn a little responsibility. 178 00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:58,823 You know, just let the boy do something a little different. 179 00:07:58,857 --> 00:08:00,583 Boonie: Must be a trick to it. 180 00:08:00,618 --> 00:08:03,966 Maybe if I don't ask for money, but something more personal. 181 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,208 Yeah! Hey, God! 182 00:08:05,243 --> 00:08:08,660 Hey, what I really want is a dope-ass -- 183 00:08:08,695 --> 00:08:12,837 Oh. Forgive me for saying "ass," heavenly father, but... 184 00:08:12,871 --> 00:08:16,012 if -- if I could really sing... 185 00:08:16,047 --> 00:08:21,259 You made me sober and gave that fool some holy powers? 186 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:25,263 Oh! Shit! I wanna -- I wanna fly! 187 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:29,198 Look at it! Put some drawers on. 188 00:08:29,232 --> 00:08:33,547 [ Coughing ] 189 00:08:34,237 --> 00:08:35,687 Oh. 190 00:08:35,722 --> 00:08:39,208 ♪ Oh, beautiful 191 00:08:39,242 --> 00:08:43,868 ♪ Ohh, spacious sky 192 00:08:43,902 --> 00:08:48,355 ♪ Oh, amber rays of grain 193 00:08:48,389 --> 00:08:49,425 Damn, I can sing! 194 00:08:49,459 --> 00:08:51,082 You know, I've always wanted to sing. 195 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:52,566 Don't think that this gonna take the place of me 196 00:08:52,601 --> 00:08:55,293 not getting lit off a bottle of Darby. 197 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:57,847 Don't work that way. Thanks for nothing. 198 00:08:57,882 --> 00:08:59,573 Black Jesus: Don't thank me for nothing. 199 00:08:59,608 --> 00:09:00,609 Thank Boonie. 200 00:09:00,643 --> 00:09:02,127 Jesus. 201 00:09:02,162 --> 00:09:07,477 ♪ 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, too ♪ 202 00:09:07,512 --> 00:09:12,724 Boonie! Thank you. Love the hair. [ Chuckles ] 203 00:09:12,759 --> 00:09:14,070 Oh, that sounds good. 204 00:09:14,105 --> 00:09:16,866 ♪ La-la-la-la-la la la-la-la la laaa ♪ 205 00:09:16,901 --> 00:09:17,902 ♪ La-la 206 00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:19,904 How do you control this? 207 00:09:19,938 --> 00:09:21,906 You said you can do a better job. 208 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:24,253 Go on, handle that there, pimp. 209 00:09:24,287 --> 00:09:25,944 [ Laughs ] 210 00:09:25,979 --> 00:09:34,435 ♪♪ 211 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:35,920 Hey! 212 00:09:35,954 --> 00:09:39,406 [ Squish ]You go to Hell. 213 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,926 Man, seems like the trick is to get away 214 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,480 from other greedy motherfuckers. 215 00:09:44,514 --> 00:09:46,931 Now, listen, we gonna get our wires crossed. 216 00:09:46,965 --> 00:09:48,242 Yeah, that's what's up. 217 00:09:48,277 --> 00:09:49,968 Okay, God, I see what's happening. 218 00:09:50,003 --> 00:09:52,350 I'm wishing for too much material stuff, right? 219 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,834 I feel you. I feel you. 220 00:09:53,869 --> 00:09:55,422 A'ight, let's keep it 100, God. 221 00:09:55,456 --> 00:09:58,149 What I want is that one-true love. 222 00:09:58,183 --> 00:10:00,807 You know, that "Superbad video" woman. 223 00:10:00,841 --> 00:10:03,533 That special lady! 224 00:10:03,568 --> 00:10:05,294 Boon! 225 00:10:05,328 --> 00:10:07,020 Oh, my God. Well, that didn't work. 226 00:10:07,054 --> 00:10:09,850 What ain't working is this situation. 227 00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:11,127 Where you get fucking money 228 00:10:11,162 --> 00:10:13,302 to get your phone turned back on? 229 00:10:13,336 --> 00:10:14,510 I didn't! 230 00:10:14,544 --> 00:10:18,859 Why you got on that ratchet-ass, 1975 Isley Brothers, 231 00:10:18,894 --> 00:10:20,654 "Fight the Power That Be" weave? 232 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:21,966 I don't! 233 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,485 And why you buy Boonlinka a PlayStation 234 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,660 and a 50-inch-screen TV? 235 00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:27,972 It don't make no damn sense. 236 00:10:28,006 --> 00:10:29,939 She plays with doll babies, Boonie. 237 00:10:29,974 --> 00:10:31,527 See, I wouldn't buy her that. 238 00:10:31,561 --> 00:10:32,666 That was for me! 239 00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:35,358 So, not only are you not paying child support, 240 00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:38,396 you runnin' illegal scams to buy stuff for yourself?! 241 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:41,157 Hey, look, I'm not doing nothing like that. 242 00:10:41,192 --> 00:10:44,022 It's just Jesus hooked me up with his powers, Link. 243 00:10:44,057 --> 00:10:45,679 All that stuff was miracles. 244 00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:47,854 It's just, every time I wish for something, 245 00:10:47,888 --> 00:10:49,372 it goes to somebody else. 246 00:10:49,407 --> 00:10:51,720 Matter of fact, how did you even find me? 247 00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:54,688 I don't know how I found you in my life fucking period. 248 00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:57,898 See? That was kind of fucked up divine intervention. 249 00:10:57,933 --> 00:10:59,210 I ain't lookin' for your ass! 250 00:10:59,244 --> 00:11:01,522 And take off this fake-ass weave! 251 00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:02,178 Feel it. 252 00:11:02,213 --> 00:11:03,593 I'm feeling this shit. 253 00:11:03,628 --> 00:11:06,010 Oh, my God. It is like real hair. 254 00:11:06,044 --> 00:11:07,390 The thing that's trippin' me out 255 00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:10,393 is it growin' out your natural, black-ass head. 256 00:11:10,428 --> 00:11:11,532 I told you! 257 00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,673 Last time I felt hair this smooth it was 258 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:16,020 when I was messing with this Japanese dude. 259 00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:18,505 His shit real smooth and silky. 260 00:11:18,539 --> 00:11:20,818 You didn't fuck to get no orange chicken, did you? 261 00:11:20,852 --> 00:11:22,854 No, I ain't fucked to get no orange chicken. 262 00:11:22,889 --> 00:11:25,374 I fucked to get child support! 263 00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:26,996 So, don't worry about it. 264 00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:28,239 I gotta go find Jesus 265 00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:30,862 so I can tell him to take these powers back 266 00:11:30,897 --> 00:11:33,037 before you do something stupid, 267 00:11:33,071 --> 00:11:35,384 like give Stevie Wonder his sight back. 268 00:11:35,418 --> 00:11:37,213 Stevie don't want to see this shit! 269 00:11:37,248 --> 00:11:40,251 He been doin' just fine with his eyes closed. 270 00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:42,046 Look, Link! Link! 271 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,048 [ Clown horn text notification ] 272 00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:45,912 No, you can't have a pony, little boy. 273 00:11:45,946 --> 00:11:47,051 What was that? 274 00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:48,431 Teach you how to drive a stick? 275 00:11:48,466 --> 00:11:50,192 These prayer requests gettin' on my nerve. 276 00:11:50,226 --> 00:11:52,263 Dude, your wife already know! 277 00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:56,405 Man, I've got to get -- 278 00:11:56,439 --> 00:12:02,549 Boy, I've got to get out of here... 279 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:03,584 That is him. 280 00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:04,862 Alright. Alright.Yeah. 281 00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:06,415 Come on.Let's do this. 282 00:12:06,449 --> 00:12:15,320 ♪♪ 283 00:12:15,355 --> 00:12:16,425 Jesus! 284 00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:19,117 You did done some stupid shit now. 285 00:12:19,152 --> 00:12:21,464 But givin' Boonie any kind of power 286 00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:24,674 beyond havin' his own house key is trouble waiting to happen, 287 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,469 and I can tell you that right now. 288 00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:28,333 Boonie needed to learn that being the son of God 289 00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:31,129 ain't all fun and games, you know what I'm talkin' about? 290 00:12:31,164 --> 00:12:34,684 It's hard for Boonie to learn anything. 291 00:12:34,719 --> 00:12:36,100 [ Laughs ] 292 00:12:36,134 --> 00:12:39,068 Whatcha -- You all dressed up? I see you got on new robes. 293 00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:40,414 What is this? 294 00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:43,072 You look like you tryin' to take a skip day. 295 00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:45,626 Even Pops took the seventh day off to rest. 296 00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:47,801 Jesus, it's Wednesday. 297 00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:49,320 How are you Jesus and don't even know 298 00:12:49,354 --> 00:12:53,289 how many days of the week it is? 299 00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:55,360 Look, Link, I just want a day for myself. 300 00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:57,777 Can I chill? Can I do me one time? 301 00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:01,401 No prayers, no laying of hands, no miracles. 302 00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:04,197 But you can't do that. You're the son of God. 303 00:13:04,231 --> 00:13:06,337 Uh... yeah. 304 00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:09,685 But, uh, if you'll excuse me, Shalinka. 305 00:13:11,894 --> 00:13:14,724 Oswaldo? What's happening, pimp? 306 00:13:14,759 --> 00:13:17,037 Shalinka: Oh, Okay! I see! 307 00:13:17,072 --> 00:13:18,728 Alright, I see what is now. 308 00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:22,974 A cab rollin' through picking your black ass up! 309 00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:24,320 In Compton?! 310 00:13:24,355 --> 00:13:27,323 I thought we weren't doing no miracles, Jesus! 311 00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:32,121 [ Clown horn text notification ]Will it ever stop? 312 00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:32,950 Hello? 313 00:13:32,984 --> 00:13:34,744 No, I'm filling in for him. 314 00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:36,850 Uh-huh. Yeah. 315 00:13:36,885 --> 00:13:40,336 Hey, well, if you ain't got insurance, you're screwed. Oh, really? 316 00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:44,375 Well, you can't fuck me 'cause I'm a divine being.[ Clown horn text notification ] 317 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:47,343 Hey, man, the morning-after pill don't work the weekend after. 318 00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:49,483 Enjoy your new family.[ Clown horn text notification ] 319 00:13:49,518 --> 00:13:52,659 Hello? Hey, well, me, myself, I prefer lambskin, 320 00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:56,490 but don't take ginseng 'cause it'll seep through.[ Clown horn text notification ] 321 00:13:56,525 --> 00:14:00,391 Hel-- Man, that nigga's show been sold out for weeks, man! 322 00:14:00,425 --> 00:14:03,670 No! Even God couldn't get tickets. 323 00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:06,569 Come on, man! Let me go! I didn't do nothing, man! 324 00:14:06,604 --> 00:14:09,055 Hey! Yeah, I loved Prince, too, man, 325 00:14:09,089 --> 00:14:10,884 but I can't raise him from the dead. 326 00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:12,541 Maybe if he was't cremated. 327 00:14:12,575 --> 00:14:14,715 These motherfuckers will leave me the fuck alone! 328 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,373 Goddamn. 329 00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:18,754 There you go. 330 00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:20,238 Not gonna arrest me? 331 00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:23,000 No. We just decided to leave you the fuck alone. 332 00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:25,105 Can't explain it, but that's what's up. 333 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:27,452 You want a beer?Hell, no. Fuck. 334 00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:29,869 Beer's on the house. 335 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,112 This is just ridiculous. 336 00:14:32,147 --> 00:14:34,183 Man, they ain't never let me go like that. 337 00:14:34,218 --> 00:14:37,255 Yeah. There go that chunky...Either I owe them some money 338 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:40,189 or them yoga bitches sent the toenail mob after me. 339 00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:43,089 I'm not sticking around here, goddamn it. 340 00:14:43,123 --> 00:14:46,989 Man: Hey, come on, man. That's him. Hey! 341 00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:50,648 [ Whoosh! ] 342 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,961 Come on, come on. 343 00:14:57,310 --> 00:15:00,485 [ Tinkling ]Welcome, Jesus. 344 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,626 [ Tinkling ] 345 00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:06,457 [ Chuckles ] 346 00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:08,459 Young Lil: Jesus. Young Lil! 347 00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:11,220 Oh, I know that ain't my Lord and savior, Jesus! 348 00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:15,328 What's happening', pimp, Young Lil?Oh! Ha ha! What up, boy? 349 00:15:15,362 --> 00:15:18,124 Oh! It's been a minute, man. 350 00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:20,229 Yes, it has. You're lookin' good! 351 00:15:20,264 --> 00:15:21,955 Hey, man, I appreciate -- thank you. Thanks. 352 00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:23,163 Hey, look, you see the crib? 353 00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:24,647 You see how I'm livin' now, right? 354 00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:26,097 Yeah, man, this is fly. 355 00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:29,618 Oh, man. You know what you should call it?What? 356 00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:30,964 "Heavenly Estates." 357 00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:33,139 Ah! Now, see, you just blessed me again! 358 00:15:33,173 --> 00:15:36,107 Oh! Yo, come on. Come inside, man. 359 00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:37,660 I got Jesus in the house, y'all! 360 00:15:37,695 --> 00:15:40,042 This is player paradise. 361 00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:43,666 And that rug, though. 362 00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:44,874 I got that from Chile. 363 00:15:44,909 --> 00:15:46,014 When you go down there, pimp? 364 00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:47,601 No, no, no, not from South America. 365 00:15:47,636 --> 00:15:50,259 From TLC. Oh, oh. She's so pretty! 366 00:15:50,294 --> 00:15:52,020 And in great shape. Yeah. Yeah. 367 00:15:52,054 --> 00:15:53,538 [ Gasps ] 368 00:15:57,508 --> 00:15:58,509 I-I knew you -- 369 00:15:58,543 --> 00:15:59,855 I knew you was gonna do that! 370 00:15:59,889 --> 00:16:01,512 I knew you was gonna do that! 371 00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:04,273 Man, that's a baller-ass portrait of your boy, man! 372 00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:06,172 I'm so flattered, man. Thank you! 373 00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:07,725 You know I'm your biggest fan, right? 374 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,313 Brah, brah. 375 00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:11,522 And I know you got one of the biggest portraits out here, man. 376 00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:12,868 You know what I'm talkin' about? 377 00:16:12,902 --> 00:16:15,353 And this crib! Oh, my God, man! 378 00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:16,976 This crib make the Garden of Eden 379 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,047 look like a little old flower bed. 380 00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:20,151 S-Seriously? 381 00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,394 No, I'm just kidding. 382 00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:23,051 You know the Garden of Eden is dope! 383 00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:24,914 You ain't ever been there, brah? I'm talking about -- 384 00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:26,295 Man, there's nooks and crannies 385 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,021 I ain't even seen up in that joint. Really? 386 00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:29,885 Pops hooked that up. It's fly, man. Really?! 387 00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:31,300 You know, but let it be known 388 00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:35,546 that my boy Tyrone Bentley Davis aka Young Lil 389 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:39,032 got one of the flyest cribs in the land, pimp! 390 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,413 All because of you and your pops, man. 391 00:16:40,447 --> 00:16:43,002 Hey. You blessed.I prayed for this. 392 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,658 I prayed for this -- all of this! 393 00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:45,728 I prayed. 394 00:16:45,763 --> 00:16:48,352 [ Wheezing ] 395 00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:54,910 [ Doorbell rings ] 396 00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:56,705 Hold up, wait, wait, wait. 397 00:16:56,739 --> 00:16:58,603 What's up, party people? 398 00:16:58,638 --> 00:16:59,949 Crowd: Jesus! 399 00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:02,849 Ah-ha-ha-ha! 400 00:17:02,883 --> 00:17:04,437 What up, boy? 401 00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:06,922 What's up, man? 402 00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:08,199 Yeah, man. 403 00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:10,408 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get a haircut, boy. 404 00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:11,927 Hey, Young Lil, you know 405 00:17:11,961 --> 00:17:14,723 I'm lovin' all this love, right? 406 00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,452 Man: Hey! Hey! Stop! Hey! 407 00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:22,593 -Where you goin'? -Hold up. 408 00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,457 Hey, stop! Come here! Hey! Come here! 409 00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:27,115 ♪ Say Ho-sanna sanna Ho-sanna sanna Ho! ♪ 410 00:17:27,149 --> 00:17:29,531 ♪ Ho-sanna sanna Ho-sanna sanna Ho! ♪ 411 00:17:29,565 --> 00:17:31,809 ♪ When Jesus make it rain then the green shit grow ♪ 412 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:34,432 ♪ When Jesus make it rain then the green shit grow ♪ 413 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:36,779 ♪ If you down with the spirit, get your ass on the floor ♪ 414 00:17:36,814 --> 00:17:39,368 ♪ If you down with the spirit, get your ass on the floor ♪ 415 00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:41,750 ♪ Watch Jesus bust a move that you never seen before ♪ 416 00:17:41,784 --> 00:17:44,304 ♪ Watch Jesus bust a move that you never seen before Go ♪ 417 00:17:44,339 --> 00:17:46,651 ♪ Go Jesus! It's your birthday! ♪ 418 00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:49,309 ♪ Go Jesus! It's your birthday! ♪ 419 00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:51,760 ♪ Go Jesus! It's your birthday! ♪ 420 00:17:51,794 --> 00:17:54,280 ♪ Go Jesus! It's your birthday! ♪ 421 00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:57,455 It is not this nigga's birthday! 422 00:17:57,490 --> 00:18:01,528 It ain't his birthday. What the hell are you doing? 423 00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:02,736 I'm chillin' with my loved ones 424 00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:04,117 and kinfolk, you know what I'm sayin'? 425 00:18:04,152 --> 00:18:05,670 Enjoyin' my day off!Man:That's right! 426 00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:07,120 Hey, why don't you have some sangria? 427 00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:09,605 Hey, Quan, let her smoke yours. 428 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,124 Jesus, I ain't come here for this shit, 429 00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:12,505 but I will save this for later. 430 00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:15,301 It look like that good, so I will save it for later. 431 00:18:15,335 --> 00:18:18,476 But, Jesus, giving Boonie heavenly powers 432 00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:22,515 is like giving a damn a racist some white sheets to make a bed. 433 00:18:22,549 --> 00:18:25,656 That ain't ever gonna work out the way you expect. 434 00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:28,141 It's all good. We got this handled, you know what I mean? 435 00:18:28,176 --> 00:18:29,832 And besides, how you find me anyway? 436 00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:33,146 You in my heart for one, but it's everywhere! 437 00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:35,321 How you this out of touch and you Jesus? 438 00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:40,153 It's on Instragram, Snapchat, BlackPlanet, Facebook. 439 00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:42,673 My grandmama even saw it on Myspace. 440 00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:44,813 Look, I don't care what you say, 441 00:18:44,847 --> 00:18:48,817 there's too much going on for you to be out here partying! 442 00:18:48,851 --> 00:18:51,509 "Go Jesus, it's your birthday". Really? 443 00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:53,062 Shalinka, you really tripping. 444 00:18:53,097 --> 00:18:55,824 I got this. You see me? I'm lookin' fly. My hair's whip. 445 00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:57,791 I'm dancin', I'm chillin', I'm spreadin' love. 446 00:18:57,826 --> 00:18:59,862 I'm sure if Pops thought I was out of control, 447 00:18:59,897 --> 00:19:01,864 he would've let me know.Man: Yeah, man. 448 00:19:01,899 --> 00:19:04,177 You want me kickin' it? Can I kick it?Woman: Yeah! 449 00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:09,009 ♪ Amazing grace 450 00:19:09,044 --> 00:19:10,356 [ Crowd gasps ] 451 00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:14,291 ♪ How sweet the sound 452 00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:22,747 ♪ That saved a wretch like me 453 00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:24,749 [ Tinkling ] 454 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:29,340 Alright, Pops. I got you. I'm on my way. 455 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:32,412 God! That shit is amazing! 456 00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:34,587 Yeah, that -- that -- that might be a sign. 457 00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:36,036 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 458 00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:38,487 Mm-hmm. Yeah, let's go and pack this shit up. 459 00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:41,490 Um...yeah, everybody, y'all can go home. 460 00:19:41,525 --> 00:19:44,562 Hey, why you runnin'? Why you -- Why you runnin'? 461 00:19:44,597 --> 00:19:48,670 That's right. Door's gonna keep closin' in your life, fool. 462 00:19:48,704 --> 00:19:51,051 What? Aw. 463 00:19:51,086 --> 00:19:54,089 [ Grunting ] 464 00:19:54,123 --> 00:19:59,819 [ Wheezing ] 465 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:10,278 Yeah. Man, why you trippin'? 466 00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:11,727 What's up? 467 00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:14,040 What you 'posed to be? Fillin' in for Jesus? 468 00:20:14,074 --> 00:20:17,906 No, I'm -- No, fuck that. Don't lie, motherfucker. 469 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:20,633 We went to the park, and we waited on you. 470 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:21,806 Mm-hmm. 471 00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:23,256 Hey, Jesus! 472 00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,293 I don't want this burden no more! 473 00:20:25,327 --> 00:20:28,779 Please! Come help your boy! 474 00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:30,988 [ Tinkling ][ Soul music plays ] 475 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:34,267 Man: That's my boy. 476 00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:35,268 Man: There you go. 477 00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:37,270 Jesus. 478 00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:39,168 Man: My savior! 479 00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:41,274 Man: Whoa, bro! 480 00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:44,139 What's happenin', young pimps? 481 00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:46,659 Fuck these niggas up. 482 00:20:46,693 --> 00:20:47,591 No, Boon. 483 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,558 It ain't even like that, dawg. 484 00:20:49,593 --> 00:20:51,629 Look, man, these dudes are just some young men 485 00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:53,252 I meet at the park once a month 486 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,461 to offer some game and some guidance. 487 00:20:55,495 --> 00:20:56,841 A lot of them ain't never had no real, 488 00:20:56,876 --> 00:20:58,567 solid role models in their life, man. 489 00:20:58,602 --> 00:21:00,155 They're just lookin' for some love. 490 00:21:00,189 --> 00:21:01,536 Love? 491 00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:04,193 Nigga, I almost pissed on myself out here, boy. 492 00:21:04,228 --> 00:21:05,850 Come on, dawg. You can do it. Just -- 493 00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:07,576 Just -- Just lift your arms up, man, 494 00:21:07,611 --> 00:21:09,302 and let Pops' love fill your heart. 495 00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:12,478 Come on! Come on, hold 'em up! 496 00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:15,515 You feel that?I feel something. It's kinda warm. 497 00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:18,863 That's God's love filling your body inside. 498 00:21:18,898 --> 00:21:21,866 Now spread that shit. This is Tiny Baseball. 499 00:21:21,901 --> 00:21:23,799 Tiny Baseball, this is Boonie. 500 00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,456 What's up, cuz? What's up, man? 501 00:21:25,491 --> 00:21:29,288 Show me some love, man.Yeah, man. 502 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,324 Thank you, fake-ass son of God. 503 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:34,016 Praise your fake-ass name. 504 00:21:34,051 --> 00:21:35,673 Hey, man... 505 00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:39,298 Kinda cool showin' these little bastards some love. [ Chuckles ] 506 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,333 You all right, boy? Come here. 507 00:21:40,368 --> 00:21:42,508 Give me some love, boy. 508 00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,820 Your ass gonna get your brains blew out next week, probs. 509 00:21:44,855 --> 00:21:46,684 You all right, boy? You look bitty, boy. 510 00:21:46,719 --> 00:21:48,030 I knew you was gonna enjoy the game. 511 00:21:48,065 --> 00:21:49,342 You needed some backup. 512 00:21:49,377 --> 00:21:52,345 What up, boy? Hug that out! I feel you, boy. 513 00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:54,865 That's a grown-man afro you got right there. 514 00:21:54,899 --> 00:21:57,350 Yeah, this is cool, Jesus. 515 00:21:57,385 --> 00:22:00,180 Best part of the job, Boon. 516 00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:03,701 Best part of the job.