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[ Man singing in Latin ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Italian accent ]
Cardinal Ciabatti,

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are we sure this footage
isn't doctored?

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Ciabatti:
Not as far as we know.

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The real issue here
is that there is

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a very small yet scattered
international following

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of a man who is
interpreted to be

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the Second Coming
of Jesus Christ.

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They call him Black Jesus.

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And he has a very strong
social media presence.

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[ Bell rings ]

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[ Italian accent]
Any confirmed miracles?

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No, and that's why
you are here, gentlemen.

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You must find him.
Bring him here

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so that he can be
thoroughly examined,

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and possibly exterminated.

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Exterminated?

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But what if
he's really --

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Jesus Christ?

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Returned as a Black man
in an American ghetto?

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Right.

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If we ignore this,
we do it at our own peril.

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So you must
bring him to Rome

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so that we can
deal with him properly.

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Where is he?

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In a section of Los Angeles.

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A place called Compton.

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Compton?

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Yes.

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I understand that Compton
is Hell-adjacent.

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[ Bottle clinks ]

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Would you care for
the blood of Christ?

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♪ Amen

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Gulls crying ]

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Damn, Boon.

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Where your mom get all this
knock-off merchandise from?

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God only knows,
Jesus.

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I don't think he does.[ Dogs bark in distance ]

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Matter of fact,
I know Pops don't have a clue

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as to where you get
counterfeit condoms from.

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Hey, man,
you gonna mess around

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and have some major
baby-mama drama with these.

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Heh.
Who you tellin'?

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Anyway, what's your virgin ass
know about counterfeit condoms?

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And all this shit ain't fake --
some of it is stolen.

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Which means
it's legit,

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just in an il-legit
sort of way.

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Like these phones.
You know, you...

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You know,
folks gonna get

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one phone call
before the activation lock

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turn those into some
pretty-ass paperweights.

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[ Laughs ]

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What -- What's good
in the bag, Lloyd?

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Nothin'.

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And  you know why.

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Oh, here we go.
Here we go.

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Damn right, here we go.

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Because
of some unwanted miracle,

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I can't enjoy
my favorite pastime

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of getting drunk off
my motherfucking ass.

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Have a fucked day,
gentlemen.

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Oh, lookit, Jesus!

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Look, Jesus.

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Darby, Darby...

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[ Up-beat music plays ]

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I know this place!Yeah?

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It's famous.

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Famous? For what?
Being a shit hole?

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No.

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I-It's in this video game
my nephew plays.

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Ah.
"Grand Theft Auto."

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This is just like
the part of the game

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where the ghetto is,
and where the poor Blacks live.

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[ Laughs ] Ahh.

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It's where all
the bad shit happens.

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Huh.
Bad shit like what?

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Bad shit like this,
mother...

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Get your bitch ass out the car.[ Screaming ]

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Don't --
Ow!

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Ah[ Horn blares ]

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Santino:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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Oh, no, don't --[ Indistinct shouting ]

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You got my car,
but you won't get Jesus!

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[ Blows landing ]Santino: Oh, get the Jesus!

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Renzo, get Jesus!Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!

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Aaah!

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[ Indistinct shouting ]

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I got the Gesu Cristo!It's the Jesus!

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[ Yelling, blows landing ]

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Oh, yeah!

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I got my Jesus, nigga!

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[ Horn honks ]

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And welcome back to
the Regal Seasons, gentlemen.

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Have a great afternoon.

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None of my business.

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Ciabatti:
You got robbed three fucking
hours after you landed?

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Compton is crazy.

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Can't we just pray until he
comes to Beverly Hills?

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Just get the Black
[snarls] Jesus!

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[ Snoring ]

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[ Slams ]

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Damn, Miss Emma.
What the hell?

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Hell is where
y'all should go

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for selling these fake-ass
feminine-hygiene products.

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These tampons
that you sold me

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couldn't soak up the blood
from a paper cut,

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much less my period.

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My flow ain't no joke.

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I'ma need a refund.

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Damn, Miss Emma.
T-M-I!

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And, anyway,
ain't no refund.

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Well, then, I'ma trade for
one of these fake-ass Bibles.

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Nah, Miss Emma.

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See, these Bibles,
they 100% legit.

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From Genesis to Revelations,
all accounted for and accurate.

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Trust me.Mm-hmm.

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Is that why it says "Holly
Bible" instead of "Holy Bible"?

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♪♪

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Clancy, I don't like
the look of these white dudes

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clocking us
from down the block.

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You're right.

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Prepare to discharge
the artillery.

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Prepared.

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Fire!Fire!

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[ Missile charges, launches ]

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Aaah!

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[ Coughs ]

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[ Santino and Renzo coughing ][ Dog barking ]

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[ Guns cocking ]

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Jesus Christ.

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Jesus ain't here to save you
Mafia thugs.

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And drop
your weapons.

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We don't have
any weapons.

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Only one way to prove it, huh?
Strip.

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Grazie.

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Hold on. Welcome back to
the Regal Seasons, gentlemen.

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Legs looking good.
I need a room key from you.

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Welcome back
to the Regal Seasons.

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Ciabatti: What the hell
is wrong with you putzes?

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Have you no cajones?

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No testicolis?

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No balls?

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In fact, show me your balls.

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Show me what you morons think
are balls.

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Show them.

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I want to see them.

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All four of them.

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Right now!

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Oh, my Lord.

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You call those balls?

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These are balls!

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Uh...

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Huh.

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Quite substantial,
Your Grace.

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You got to man
the fuck up,

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and you need to go and find
the Black [yells] Jesus!

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[ Hip-hop music plays ]

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[ Santino and Renzo conversing
in Italian ]

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Santino:
Hey, buddy!

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We're looking for a Black guy.

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So was Jeffrey Dahmer.
You weirdos kiss my ass.

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Wait, no, no!
We're not assholes.

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We're --
We're not weirdos, either.

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We're looking for the --
the Black Jesus.

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The Black Jesus, yes.

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And we're willing to pay
to find him.

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Pay?
Sure.

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Jesus? Yeah.

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Jesus is an asshole.

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I see.

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Uh, does this asshole
perform miracles?

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Are you kidding?

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It's because of
one of his miracles

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that I'm in this fucked
up condition today.

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He made you poor?

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And Black?

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Worse.

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The motherfucker
made me sober.

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Nice rings.
Heh, heh.

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You guys are from the Vatican!

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No, no.
No, no.

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Like the Pope's secret police.

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No, no.
No.

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Bullshit.

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Ever since that meddling-ass
Jesus made me sober,

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I can remember
a whole bunch of shit

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I couldn't remember before.

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I mean,
just like those rings.

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Listen, maybe we can
help each other.

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You want Black Jesus.

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I want to get rid of this
piece-of-shit-ass miracle.

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So?

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So, I'll show you
how to get to Black Jesus.

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You have the Pope
talk to God

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to reverse this
unwanted curse of sobriety.

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Uh...
Deal.

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Deal?
Mm.

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I'ma take you straight
to that motherfucker.

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Yeah!
[ Chuckles ]

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And thanks, Judas.

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The name is Lloyd,
nigga.

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Uh, do you prefer Lloyd
or Mister Nigga?

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Do you prefer your ball sack
up by your neck?

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If you do,
the name is "Mr. Nigga."

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If not, Lloyd.

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Hi, Lloyd.Hi, Lloyd.

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♪♪

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Ms. Tudi, Ms. Tudi,
Ms. Tudi.

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Later, bitch.

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How many times I told Tudi
to keep them punk-ass niggas

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off my corner
slanging that silly-ass shit?

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How many times?Too many times.

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How many times?Too many times!

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That's right.
A whole lotta damn times.

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Now I got to handle it.

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[ Guns cock ]

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Hold up.

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Wait a minute.

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Who these motherfuckers?

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[ Car doors close ]

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00:09:18,074 --> 00:09:21,284
That bitch Tudi.

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She done put some real
Mafioso muscle on her payroll.

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We got to re-think this.

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Come back on these fools
with some real firepower.

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[ Engine revs ]

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Hey, it's right there --
[ Groans ]

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Get up.Up, up.

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Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

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Let's go.

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Santino.
Come on.I'm tired of this shit.

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But we have reservations.

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We just want to
go to Disneyland.

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Sorry, amigos.

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But without proof
of citizenship,

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I'm afraid it's not
"a small world after all."

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00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:02,325
He's adorable.

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00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,637
Welcome back,
gentlemen.

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00:10:03,672 --> 00:10:04,811
He with you?

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00:10:04,845 --> 00:10:08,953
Great.
Slide him in.

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00:10:08,987 --> 00:10:11,127
Hotel guests.

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00:10:11,162 --> 00:10:13,060
What the hell you mean
they got Jesus?

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00:10:13,095 --> 00:10:15,166
And hit me
over the head.

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00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,892
But they got Jesus?

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00:10:16,926 --> 00:10:19,964
I think I'm about to have
a concussion or some shit.

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Baby...

250
00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,865
them bastards got Jesus.

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00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,349
Ow.

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00:10:26,384 --> 00:10:28,386
[ Whining ]
I don't feel good!

253
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The whole room is spinning!

254
00:10:30,146 --> 00:10:32,079
I can't focus good.

255
00:10:32,114 --> 00:10:33,425
You still got
that Obamacare?

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00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:35,393
Jesus is cheaper
than Obamacare, nigga.

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Plus, he was
my best salesman.

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00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:39,052
Mama, you don't
understand.

259
00:10:39,086 --> 00:10:40,985
These was some
real Mafia dudes.

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00:10:41,019 --> 00:10:44,333
Man, they got out the car
with them Italian accents,

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that olive-complected-
but-still-white-guy skin,

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them cheap-looking suits
that cost a fortune,

263
00:10:49,718 --> 00:10:50,788
the whole nine.

264
00:10:50,822 --> 00:10:54,861
In fact, that dude hit me
with a nine, I think.

265
00:10:54,895 --> 00:10:57,898
What you just said right there
ain't a disadvantage.

266
00:10:57,933 --> 00:11:00,867
All it mean is them niggas
ain't gonna be hard to find.

267
00:11:00,901 --> 00:11:04,042
What, two white boys driving
an Impala in our neighborhood?

268
00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:05,734
Please.
Come on.

269
00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:06,907
Grab my bag.

270
00:11:06,942 --> 00:11:08,391
[ Gun cocks ]Come on!

271
00:11:11,809 --> 00:11:14,225
Ciabatti: Finally,
you have successfully

272
00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:17,469
apprehended
the so-called Black Jesus.

273
00:11:17,504 --> 00:11:19,713
So-called
because it's so true.

274
00:11:19,748 --> 00:11:20,610
If you don't
knock it off

275
00:11:20,645 --> 00:11:21,991
with all the disbelief,
Cardinal...

276
00:11:22,026 --> 00:11:23,475
Let me live.

277
00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:25,443
If you are
the real Jesus,

278
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:28,066
then why don't you
put an end to all this

279
00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:32,726
and just make yourself magically
disappear up outta here?

280
00:11:32,761 --> 00:11:35,936
For the same reason I didn't
just magically disappear

281
00:11:35,971 --> 00:11:37,904
when they had my Black ass
nailed to that cross.

282
00:11:37,938 --> 00:11:40,009
You know wouldn't nobody
would have received

283
00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:42,115
none of God's love  or the spiritual enlightenment,

284
00:11:42,149 --> 00:11:43,426
man, so thank me later,
pimp.

285
00:11:43,461 --> 00:11:45,532
I mean,
Pops always had a plan.

286
00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:46,533
Just like now.

287
00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:48,224
Achoo!

288
00:11:48,259 --> 00:11:49,467
Ahh.

289
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,227
Scusate.[ Heavenly music plays ]

290
00:11:51,262 --> 00:11:52,297
Bless you, pimp.

291
00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:55,404
Demon magic!
Get him!

292
00:11:55,438 --> 00:11:56,854
Aah!

293
00:11:56,888 --> 00:11:59,891
You're not getting away
from me, Jesus!

294
00:11:59,926 --> 00:12:01,928
[ Laughs ]
Hey, you guys are friends.

295
00:12:01,962 --> 00:12:05,897
You can stop whuppin'
each other's asses now.

296
00:12:05,932 --> 00:12:07,554
[ Laughs ]

297
00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:10,419
♪♪

298
00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:12,110
Ohh...

299
00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:14,112
Mm, mm, mm!

300
00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:17,115
Them white
Vatican bastards lied!

301
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:19,014
This shit don't work!

302
00:12:19,048 --> 00:12:21,464
A whole case of Darby
and the only thing got a buzz

303
00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:23,812
is my dick
from pissin' too much.

304
00:12:23,846 --> 00:12:26,228
Oh, man!

305
00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:30,266
[ Bottles clinking ]

306
00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:32,337
[ Glass shatters ]

307
00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:34,443
Damn you,
miracles from Heaven!

308
00:12:34,477 --> 00:12:36,514
Damn you!

309
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:39,275
I don't care
what old-world crime family

310
00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:41,519
Ms. Tudi got
them white boys from.

311
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,314
I bow down to no male.

312
00:12:43,348 --> 00:12:45,281
That's right. We don't take
nothing from no man.

313
00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:47,042
Hey, hey.
Ask them.

314
00:12:47,076 --> 00:12:50,355
Hey! You kids see some
mob-looking white dudes?

315
00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:54,290
Oojah!

316
00:12:54,325 --> 00:12:56,120
[ Boy grunts ]

317
00:12:56,154 --> 00:12:57,500
[ Boy groaning ]

318
00:12:57,535 --> 00:12:59,848
Ms. Tudi: Hey.
Hey, kids!

319
00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:03,023
Y'all seen some mob-looking
white dudes pass by here?

320
00:13:03,058 --> 00:13:06,820
♪♪

321
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:10,824
Clancy: I can't believe it,
Ambro. It's right here.

322
00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:16,726
You see this?

323
00:13:16,761 --> 00:13:19,143
This shows a breach
of our security.

324
00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:21,076
Who would do something
like this?

325
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:25,390
Some Commie-gook, neo-Nazi,
border-crossing, sand-nigga,

326
00:13:25,425 --> 00:13:28,359
white-honky, hood-rat,
gender-bending,

327
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:31,534
Millennial hipster, metrosexual,
feminazi, libtard,

328
00:13:31,569 --> 00:13:33,536
rainbow-flag-wearing
bastard.

329
00:13:33,571 --> 00:13:36,022
Clancy,
who don't you hate?

330
00:13:36,056 --> 00:13:38,852
Michelle Obama.

331
00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:40,060
Lloyd!

332
00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:41,510
More Darby, I see.

333
00:13:41,544 --> 00:13:42,891
Hell no.

334
00:13:42,925 --> 00:13:45,376
I got breath mints
and some Alabama Tea.

335
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:46,584
Only thing calm me down.

336
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,551
Well, this gon'
get your blood up.

337
00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:49,690
You see this?

338
00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:52,866
Some damn punks done threw
they damn Darby bottles

339
00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:53,936
all over the complex.

340
00:13:53,971 --> 00:13:55,041
Where's the respect?!

341
00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:56,663
Uh, uh, uh...

342
00:13:56,697 --> 00:13:57,595
I agree with you.

343
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,562
Who the hell would do
something like that?

344
00:13:59,597 --> 00:14:02,048
Some Commie-gook, neo-Nazi,
border-crossing, sa--

345
00:14:02,082 --> 00:14:03,946
Ah, ah, ah.

346
00:14:03,981 --> 00:14:06,190
Probably them mob dudes that we
stripped and sent away earlier.

347
00:14:06,224 --> 00:14:08,261
Yeah, I had
a run-in with them.

348
00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:09,572
Mean hombres.

349
00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:11,609
They told some lies,
made some promises,

350
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,576
made me take them
to Jesus.

351
00:14:13,611 --> 00:14:17,166
What?What?

352
00:14:17,201 --> 00:14:19,410
Yo, they probably realized
dude got super powers

353
00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:22,551
from another planet and want to
use him as a weapon for evil.

354
00:14:22,585 --> 00:14:24,415
Ohh.And if that's the case,

355
00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:26,589
[Gun cocks]they need to be dealt with.

356
00:14:26,624 --> 00:14:28,108
They need to be
dealt with.

357
00:14:28,143 --> 00:14:29,558
You mean "dealt with" like
critically injured?

358
00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:30,939
[Giggling] Yeah.

359
00:14:30,973 --> 00:14:33,113
Well, if that's the case,
I agree with you.

360
00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:35,598
[ Brakes screech ]

361
00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:36,945
'Scuse me!

362
00:14:36,979 --> 00:14:39,326
Have you seen any mob-looking
white dudes?

363
00:14:39,361 --> 00:14:42,502
Any mob-lookin' white dudes?

364
00:14:42,536 --> 00:14:43,986
Goddamn
American youth.

365
00:14:44,021 --> 00:14:45,712
Look at you,
facedown in the gutter.

366
00:14:45,746 --> 00:14:49,060
Making me jealous.
Here's a dollar.

367
00:14:49,095 --> 00:14:50,441
[ Chuckles ]

368
00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:51,925
According to
everybody we ask,

369
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,134
them white dudes
staying up in here.

370
00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:57,344
Excuse me, ladies --
and I use the term loosely --

371
00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:58,656
are you staying with us?

372
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,935
No.
And neither are your nuts.

373
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,281
[ Groans ]

374
00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:05,594
Namaste on that,
motherfucker.

375
00:15:05,628 --> 00:15:07,630
♪♪

376
00:15:07,665 --> 00:15:09,632
When we get
to the desert airfield,

377
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,496
there should be
a private plane

378
00:15:11,531 --> 00:15:13,740
to transport us
and the Demon Black Jesus

379
00:15:13,774 --> 00:15:16,294
back to Rome.

380
00:15:16,329 --> 00:15:19,194
And you,
no funny business.

381
00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:20,989
Capisce?

382
00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:25,959
Man, I was waiting on you
to say that shit!  "Capisce."

383
00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:28,962
Man, that's some
gangster-ass shit.

384
00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:33,449
[ Elevator bell dings ]

385
00:15:38,661 --> 00:15:41,181
[ Man groaning ]

386
00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:42,734
Ms. Tudi: What the fuck
happened to you?

387
00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:44,495
Boonie:
Look like somebody
kicked him in the nuts.

388
00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:46,669
That means them Yoga Bitches
is here. Come on!

389
00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:49,500
[ Groans ]
I-I -- [ Groans ]

390
00:15:49,534 --> 00:15:52,330
I need to see a key.

391
00:15:53,055 --> 00:15:54,367
Ambro!Yeah.

392
00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:55,713
[ Grunts ]
Sorry.

393
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,335
Handicap coming through.Room key.

394
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:59,406
I need a room key.All right.

395
00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:01,374
Look at this
motherfucker.

396
00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:04,515
Trying to get a key so he can
steal from people's minibars.

397
00:16:04,549 --> 00:16:06,379
Aren't you drunk enough?

398
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:07,725
Good God!

399
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,727
Everybody can get
drunker than me.

400
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,316
Oh, here.

401
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:13,524
James Brown.

402
00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:15,595
Whoo!
There! Hey!

403
00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:19,357
[ Indistinct conversations ]

404
00:16:19,392 --> 00:16:22,188
[ Dramatic music playing ]

405
00:16:22,222 --> 00:16:32,198
♪♪

406
00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:42,208
♪♪

407
00:16:42,242 --> 00:16:45,211
I see them motherfuckers.

408
00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:48,386
I see them bitches.

409
00:16:48,421 --> 00:16:49,353
Aw, damn!

410
00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:53,736
♪♪

411
00:16:53,771 --> 00:16:55,048
Come on!Eee!

412
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,256
[ Guns cock ]

413
00:16:56,291 --> 00:17:07,543
♪♪

414
00:17:07,578 --> 00:17:10,374
[ Slow-motion footsteps ]

415
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:15,793
I see them lyin' bastards
right over there.

416
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,071
I see a lot of Black people
with guns!

417
00:17:18,106 --> 00:17:20,591
I see a way we can
work this all out.

418
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:26,148
And I see
a bunch of people without keys

419
00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:29,255
that need to get
the fuck out of my hotel.

420
00:17:29,289 --> 00:17:31,153
Man:
Eat lead, scumbag!

421
00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:32,327
Woman: Die, sucker!

422
00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:33,431
Whoa, whoa!
Hey! Uh...

423
00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:34,639
Unh!
Oh, my God.

424
00:17:34,674 --> 00:17:36,262
[ Gunshots ]Don't act tough! Unh!

425
00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:37,504
Game on!

426
00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:39,299
-That's right!
-Clancy, I'm comin'!

427
00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:40,783
Clancy!

428
00:17:40,818 --> 00:17:42,647
I thought
you couldn't walk!

429
00:17:42,682 --> 00:17:43,786
I do it for the checks.

430
00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:45,409
Hold up![ Indistinct shouting ]

431
00:17:45,443 --> 00:17:46,479
Namaste, bitch!

432
00:17:46,513 --> 00:17:47,480
Aah!Don't kill them!

433
00:17:47,514 --> 00:17:49,309
No![ Yells ]

434
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:50,310
They owe me a reverse miracle
from the Pope!

435
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:51,794
Aah!

436
00:17:51,829 --> 00:17:53,244
-Man down!
-Mr. Nigga!

437
00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:55,729
Ms. Tudi:
My bad, Lloyd!

438
00:17:55,764 --> 00:17:57,283
Aaaah!

439
00:17:57,317 --> 00:17:58,594
-Oh, shit!
-[ Laughs ]

440
00:17:58,629 --> 00:17:59,802
Hey! Come on!

441
00:17:59,837 --> 00:18:01,149
I've been hit!
I need -- I need --

442
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:03,289
Jesus!Nah, I need my wig, nigga!

443
00:18:03,323 --> 00:18:05,360
Them bitches shot it off!

444
00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:06,809
Get off of me!

445
00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:08,811
[ Groans ]Hey, hey! Watch out! Watch out!

446
00:18:08,846 --> 00:18:11,676
Jesus, I --
I came back to save you.

447
00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:13,713
Ah, come on,
knock it off, Lloyd.

448
00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:15,370
We both know
why you came here.

449
00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:17,648
Ms. Tudi: I need my wig!

450
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:20,478
You didn't come to save me.
You want that Darby.

451
00:18:20,513 --> 00:18:22,549
I love you
anyway, Lloyd.

452
00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:24,137
Here, keep that --
a souvenir.

453
00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:25,828
Santino:
I just peed myself a little bit!

454
00:18:25,863 --> 00:18:27,175
[ Laughing maniacally ]Damn, boy!

455
00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:29,315
-Shoot them bitches!
-Save us, Jesus!

456
00:18:29,349 --> 00:18:32,214
[ Heavenly music plays ]Aah!

457
00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:33,388
Oh, no.

458
00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:35,286
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

459
00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:39,566
[ Shouts in Italian ]

460
00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:42,535
Ms. Tudi: Ha, ha!
Take 'em down, Jesus!

461
00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:45,227
[ Gunshots ]

462
00:18:48,403 --> 00:18:50,232
Santino!

463
00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:52,407
Gesu Cristo!

464
00:18:52,441 --> 00:18:53,822
No, no, no.

465
00:18:53,856 --> 00:18:56,687
Santino's deathly allergic
to Oncidium orchids!

466
00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:58,827
Help!

467
00:18:58,861 --> 00:19:02,244
Oh...
Poor guy. He's gone.

468
00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:03,521
He's gone.

469
00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:04,660
And he had so much
left to live for.

470
00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:08,526
A pet fish...a dog...

471
00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:10,908
a transgender mistress that he
thought nobody knew about,

472
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:13,704
but I -- [ sobs ]
I knew. I knew.

473
00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:15,740
Hey, don't even trip,
pimp.

474
00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:17,535
Pops say it's cool.
I got this.

475
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:18,536
[ Heavenly music plays ][ Gasps ]

476
00:19:18,571 --> 00:19:20,435
[ Shrieks ]

477
00:19:20,469 --> 00:19:22,368
[ Chuckling ]Mwah!

478
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:28,822
My God...

479
00:19:28,857 --> 00:19:31,825
Get you some air, player.

480
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:34,897
Santi!It really is you!

481
00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:37,245
Yeah, you can tell
that Cardinal of yours

482
00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:38,418
that he would'a
never known that

483
00:19:38,453 --> 00:19:40,455
had I started doing all
that disappearing and shit.

484
00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:44,769
Y'all quit trippin'
and all them shenanigans.

485
00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:46,875
[ Sighs ] Did y'all have enough
for the day?

486
00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:48,635
Yep.
That was enough for today.

487
00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:49,912
-[ All agreeing ]
-Whew!

488
00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:51,742
That's enough bullets
and gun slingin'.

489
00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:53,433
How 'bout
some fish sandwiches?

490
00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:54,607
Come on.

491
00:19:54,641 --> 00:19:56,712
Oh, snap!

492
00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:58,542
Rise.[ Heavenly music plays ]

493
00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:00,923
[ Groans ]

494
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:03,409
[ Laughs ]

495
00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:05,445
-Bye, Jesus.
-Bye, Jesus.

496
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:09,725
-Black Jesus, I believe!
-Well, at least they're gone.

497
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,590
You know that bitch
almost shot me in my head?

498
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:15,006
Anyway, how long is it
gonna take

499
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:16,836
to get that stand
set back up?

500
00:20:16,870 --> 00:20:19,321
Ms. Tudi,
it still ain't safe out here

501
00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:21,254
with them Yoga Ladies
on one with them guns.

502
00:20:21,289 --> 00:20:23,912
Oh, Jesus.
Baby, what you worried about?

503
00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:27,502
Listen,
I love you like a son.

504
00:20:27,536 --> 00:20:28,675
Maybe even better.

505
00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:30,815
But, Jesus,
it ain't like somebody

506
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:33,301
could kill
your divine [Laughing] ass.

507
00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:35,268
Look here, I can't just be
risin' from the dead

508
00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:36,890
every time you catch beef
with somebody.

509
00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:39,030
Easter only come
once a year.

510
00:20:39,065 --> 00:20:41,585
Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
Wait, wait, wait.

511
00:20:41,619 --> 00:20:51,595
♪♪

512
00:20:51,629 --> 00:20:53,838
♪♪

513
00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:56,358
[ Heavenly music plays ]

514
00:20:59,499 --> 00:21:01,294
Thanks, Jesus!

515
00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:03,572
Right on, young pimp.

516
00:21:03,607 --> 00:21:06,437
[ Chuckles ]

517
00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:13,651
♪♪

518
00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:15,066
[ Chuckles ]