1 00:00:02,278 --> 00:00:04,694 [ Church music plays ] 2 00:00:04,728 --> 00:00:07,559 [ Panting ] 3 00:00:09,630 --> 00:00:12,495 [ Siren wails ] 4 00:00:12,529 --> 00:00:14,152 [ Dog barks ] 5 00:00:17,293 --> 00:00:19,157 [ Barks ] 6 00:00:19,191 --> 00:00:29,615 ♪♪ 7 00:00:29,650 --> 00:00:31,341 [ Chuckles ] 8 00:00:31,376 --> 00:00:33,412 ♪♪ 9 00:00:33,447 --> 00:00:35,518 [ Tires screech ] 10 00:00:35,552 --> 00:00:42,283 ♪♪ 11 00:00:42,318 --> 00:00:49,083 ♪♪ 12 00:00:49,118 --> 00:00:50,222 Damn, Jesus. 13 00:00:50,257 --> 00:00:53,605 Hey, Lloyd. If you see the one time, you ain't seen me. 14 00:00:53,639 --> 00:00:55,262 Help me get rid of this hangover, 15 00:00:55,296 --> 00:00:56,470 I'll do anything you want me to do. 16 00:00:56,504 --> 00:00:57,643 Done. [Shouts] 17 00:00:57,678 --> 00:00:59,645 [ Chiming ] 18 00:01:01,509 --> 00:01:04,823 Oh! Jesus! What you do to me? 19 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:07,239 Oh, man, I can read that sign over there. 20 00:01:07,274 --> 00:01:08,482 Lookie there. 21 00:01:08,516 --> 00:01:09,724 I'm sober. 22 00:01:09,759 --> 00:01:13,418 Sobriety sucks, and I stink. 23 00:01:13,452 --> 00:01:19,389 ♪♪ 24 00:01:19,424 --> 00:01:21,288 [ Inhales deeply ] 25 00:01:21,322 --> 00:01:30,124 ♪♪ 26 00:01:30,159 --> 00:01:31,298 [ Laughing ] 27 00:01:31,332 --> 00:01:35,336 ♪♪ 28 00:01:35,371 --> 00:01:38,132 [ Sirens wail ] 29 00:01:38,167 --> 00:01:43,620 ♪♪ 30 00:01:43,655 --> 00:01:49,523 ♪♪ 31 00:01:49,557 --> 00:01:56,357 ♪♪ 32 00:01:56,392 --> 00:01:57,876 Man: Jesus Christ. 33 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:01,224 Man #2: All right there, you big, old pimp? [ Chuckling ] 34 00:02:03,468 --> 00:02:05,332 [ Grunting ] 35 00:02:05,366 --> 00:02:06,919 [ Guns cock ] 36 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:11,338 What's happening, pimps? 37 00:02:11,372 --> 00:02:19,277 ♪♪ 38 00:02:19,311 --> 00:02:27,216 ♪♪ 39 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:29,321 Judge: So, anybody want to explain this? 40 00:02:29,356 --> 00:02:30,840 VALE: As the court can see from the defendant's 41 00:02:30,874 --> 00:02:32,324 medical and criminal record, 42 00:02:32,359 --> 00:02:35,293 this man has a very clear history of mental illness. 43 00:02:35,327 --> 00:02:37,812 He thinks he's Jesus Christ and has magical powers. 44 00:02:37,847 --> 00:02:39,366 He is Jesus. 45 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,815 Your Honor, this motherfucker right here -- 46 00:02:40,850 --> 00:02:44,198 Watch your language. That's your first warning. 47 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:45,234 Darn it. 48 00:02:45,268 --> 00:02:48,340 So, I see here that you have no birth records, 49 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:53,207 no Social Security, no ID whatsoever. 50 00:02:53,242 --> 00:02:58,247 I'm Jesus H. Christ -- Son of Man, king of kings, 51 00:02:58,281 --> 00:03:01,250 lord of lords, and the most motherfucking high -- 52 00:03:01,284 --> 00:03:03,390 Second warning. I am the most 53 00:03:03,424 --> 00:03:05,288 mother-effing high in this courtroom. 54 00:03:05,323 --> 00:03:07,256 One more time, and I will hold you in contempt. 55 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:11,432 Now, Jesus, why were you running from the cops? 56 00:03:13,296 --> 00:03:17,266 'Cause I'm black. They cops, I'm black. 57 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:18,957 They show up, I run. 58 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:22,305 Well, it says here that you fled from a drug raid. 59 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:23,893 Oh, yeah, that's just what I do. 60 00:03:23,927 --> 00:03:25,584 I was kicking it with the homies in the streets 61 00:03:25,619 --> 00:03:27,241 that need that guidance, 62 00:03:27,276 --> 00:03:28,967 and it's a better lifestyle out there for them. 63 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,624 All they got to do is just believe in Pops. 64 00:03:30,658 --> 00:03:34,697 So, you were just out there, spreading the good word, 65 00:03:34,731 --> 00:03:37,355 and then, the cops came and they started messin' with you? 66 00:03:37,389 --> 00:03:39,943 That part, right there, Your Honor. 67 00:03:39,978 --> 00:03:43,740 May I please stand to address the court? 68 00:03:43,775 --> 00:03:45,432 Sure. 69 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:46,778 [ Church music plays ] 70 00:03:46,812 --> 00:03:51,265 Your Honor, I know this is your courtroom, 71 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:54,786 but in all honesty, my righteousness and divine wisdom 72 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:58,790 supercedes that of Your Honor's in heaven and on earth, 73 00:03:58,824 --> 00:04:00,550 so let me just say this real quick. 74 00:04:00,585 --> 00:04:03,070 We got to do something about this massive incarceration 75 00:04:03,104 --> 00:04:03,967 of people of color. 76 00:04:04,002 --> 00:04:07,937 That's the moral issue of our motherf-- 77 00:04:07,971 --> 00:04:10,905 E-Excuse me. Of our generation. 78 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:13,356 And we got to figure something out and get real 79 00:04:13,391 --> 00:04:14,392 and chill the f-- 80 00:04:14,426 --> 00:04:16,325 [ Clears throat ] 81 00:04:16,359 --> 00:04:18,430 We got to chill out, Your Honor. 82 00:04:18,465 --> 00:04:22,572 See, Judge, I don't know you -- Well, actually, I do know you. 83 00:04:22,607 --> 00:04:25,299 When you were six years old, you decided to be a judge 84 00:04:25,334 --> 00:04:28,337 'cause you wanted to put the Joker away, once and for all. 85 00:04:28,371 --> 00:04:30,960 Now, I know you're not a bad person, Your Honor. 86 00:04:30,994 --> 00:04:33,031 But you're not putting the Joker away. 87 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:35,965 You're putting away poor people. 88 00:04:35,999 --> 00:04:38,588 Stop destroying families and children. 89 00:04:38,623 --> 00:04:42,489 Stop the privatization and profiteering of human struggle. 90 00:04:42,523 --> 00:04:44,870 You got the opportunity to do the right thing, 91 00:04:44,905 --> 00:04:47,494 right now, Your Honor, and gain the favor 92 00:04:47,528 --> 00:04:50,048 of your creator and mine, God, up in heaven. 93 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:53,396 When you were young, you wanted to help people. 94 00:04:53,431 --> 00:04:56,882 It's not too late, Bubbles. 95 00:04:56,917 --> 00:05:01,646 I'm dropping all charges against Mr. Christ. 96 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,441 Go help the homies. 97 00:05:03,475 --> 00:05:05,857 That's good shit, Your Honor! That's what I'm talking about! 98 00:05:05,891 --> 00:05:09,067 Profanity again! Third strike -- six months. 99 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:12,346 Court's adjourned. And I quit. 100 00:05:12,381 --> 00:05:15,970 Thank you, Jesus. Thank you. [ Laughs ] 101 00:05:16,005 --> 00:05:17,834 Sorry to hit you up with the lock-up, 102 00:05:17,869 --> 00:05:20,078 but...knee-jerk reaction. 103 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:22,460 It's all good, Your Honor. I got some work to do inside. 104 00:05:22,494 --> 00:05:24,910 I got to minister to the homies. You feel me? 105 00:05:24,945 --> 00:05:26,705 So, Tyrone, come on, let's do this, man. 106 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:27,879 I got work to do, pimp. 107 00:05:27,913 --> 00:05:29,363 [ Buzzer ] 108 00:05:29,398 --> 00:05:30,847 Hey, what's up, fellas? Your boy is back! 109 00:05:30,882 --> 00:05:33,885 Y'all ready for some good word? Yeah! 110 00:05:33,919 --> 00:05:35,749 [ All exclaiming ] 111 00:05:35,783 --> 00:05:38,407 Hey, what's up? Rodney! My guy! 112 00:05:38,441 --> 00:05:39,822 Yeah, you know what I'm saying? 113 00:05:39,856 --> 00:05:41,548 Now stay strong, Lambert, and remember -- 114 00:05:41,582 --> 00:05:43,412 if dude throw crap in your face again, 115 00:05:43,446 --> 00:05:45,828 he just chilling with the pain of incarceration. 116 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:48,175 At least you get to go home every night. 117 00:05:48,209 --> 00:05:51,178 Boonie! What's happening, Phil? 118 00:05:51,212 --> 00:05:55,769 Jee! [ Laughs ] That's what. Welcome home, baby. 119 00:05:55,803 --> 00:05:57,046 Is this Nessa? 120 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,393 It is! Hi, Jesus! 121 00:05:59,428 --> 00:06:01,913 Yeah, man. This is Shalinka's cousin from Texas. 122 00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:05,434 She just got a new waitress job at Miss Emma's Fish N' Pool. 123 00:06:05,468 --> 00:06:06,745 Yep. 124 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:09,610 Both: Home of the best fish sandwich in the city! 125 00:06:09,645 --> 00:06:10,956 You know! 126 00:06:10,991 --> 00:06:12,095 Yeah. How you like it over there? 127 00:06:12,130 --> 00:06:14,443 I love it. Thank you, Jesus. You answered my prayers. 128 00:06:14,477 --> 00:06:16,928 Girl, I've been listening to your prayers for ever. 129 00:06:16,962 --> 00:06:18,101 [ Amazed ] What? 130 00:06:18,136 --> 00:06:20,414 I was gonna borrow her car and come pick you up, but -- 131 00:06:20,449 --> 00:06:23,762 Yeah, yeah. I was like, "What? You picking up Jesus, 132 00:06:23,797 --> 00:06:25,592 my Lord and Savior? 133 00:06:25,626 --> 00:06:26,972 Well, then, nigga, I'm driving." 134 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:29,043 Girl, come get some of this God-love. 135 00:06:29,078 --> 00:06:30,769 [ Squealing ] 136 00:06:30,804 --> 00:06:33,600 Yeah. I was telling her you might could even her out, man. 137 00:06:33,634 --> 00:06:35,636 [ Annoyed ] Yeah, but -- but what did I say, Boonie? 138 00:06:35,671 --> 00:06:38,639 Okay, there's big-titty bitches, there's small-titty bitches, 139 00:06:38,674 --> 00:06:40,503 then, there's me. 140 00:06:40,538 --> 00:06:42,471 It ain't no need to even me out 'cause this how God made me. 141 00:06:42,505 --> 00:06:45,508 You know, I'm big, I'm small, and niggas like it all. 142 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:46,751 [ Laughter ] 143 00:06:46,785 --> 00:06:49,719 You know, Pops would really appreciate you saying that. 144 00:06:49,754 --> 00:06:52,101 Thank you, Jesus. [ Laughs ] 145 00:06:52,135 --> 00:06:54,517 What's up, Boon? You good? You look stressed, dawg. 146 00:06:54,552 --> 00:06:56,761 Hey, man, everything cool, man. Le-Let's get out of here. 147 00:06:56,795 --> 00:06:58,003 You got some weed? 148 00:06:58,038 --> 00:07:00,489 Oh, you know I got some fine shit! 149 00:07:00,523 --> 00:07:02,491 Oh, yeah? 150 00:07:02,525 --> 00:07:04,527 -Yeah. -Some real burning bush? 151 00:07:04,562 --> 00:07:07,496 ♪♪ 152 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:10,568 Here he come. All hail The Great Enabler. 153 00:07:10,602 --> 00:07:12,846 How are you gonna come at your boy like that, Shalinka? 154 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,157 I just got out. 155 00:07:14,192 --> 00:07:17,816 Jesus, you're not supposed to be in in the first place. 156 00:07:17,851 --> 00:07:20,612 Do you read the Bible? 157 00:07:20,647 --> 00:07:22,200 Nessa, shouldn't you be at work? 158 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,167 I just gave them a ride over. 159 00:07:24,202 --> 00:07:25,686 You know I've been waiting to meet this nigga. 160 00:07:25,721 --> 00:07:28,517 Nessa, take your lopsided titty ass to work, 161 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:30,519 and no more calling Jesus "nigga." 162 00:07:30,553 --> 00:07:33,867 All right, all right. I'm gone. Bye, Jesus. 163 00:07:33,901 --> 00:07:35,972 Bye, Nessa. Hey, could you bring your boy 164 00:07:36,007 --> 00:07:37,871 a couple of them fish sandwiches? 165 00:07:37,905 --> 00:07:39,976 Anything for my Lord and Savior. 166 00:07:40,011 --> 00:07:42,634 Girl, you got major blessings on... 167 00:07:42,669 --> 00:07:44,049 Thank you. 168 00:07:44,084 --> 00:07:45,499 [ Chuckles ] 169 00:07:45,534 --> 00:07:47,708 You not setting any kind of example. 170 00:07:47,743 --> 00:07:50,677 Shalinka, you know I love you though, right? 171 00:07:50,711 --> 00:07:52,886 If you loved me, Jesus, you'd bring me a man 172 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:56,786 with healthy cholesterol levels and some kind of bank account. 173 00:07:56,821 --> 00:07:59,582 Boonie: Why are you trying to embarrass me in front of Jesus? 174 00:07:59,617 --> 00:08:00,790 You know I'm here every day trying to be a good father. 175 00:08:00,825 --> 00:08:04,173 Jesus Christ, wait. We got a problem. 176 00:08:04,207 --> 00:08:06,244 -What is it? -Jesus Christ. 177 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:09,040 Why are you always coming down so hard on my man? 178 00:08:09,074 --> 00:08:10,628 He doing the best he can. 179 00:08:10,662 --> 00:08:13,182 Look, he got him a security job. 180 00:08:13,216 --> 00:08:14,839 Dig that. He's a working man. 181 00:08:14,873 --> 00:08:16,530 He working for his mama! 182 00:08:16,565 --> 00:08:17,738 Doing security! 183 00:08:17,773 --> 00:08:19,257 Selling weed! 184 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:23,537 Okay, so look. Teresa said, "Just scare their ass", right? 185 00:08:23,572 --> 00:08:25,608 -Mm-hmm. -So, what you're going to do is, 186 00:08:25,643 --> 00:08:27,714 just whiz it past the fat one's head. 187 00:08:27,748 --> 00:08:31,027 [ Scoffs ] I ain't worried about shooting with Jesus right there. 188 00:08:31,062 --> 00:08:33,685 He'd be mad, but I mean, say a couple of prayers, 189 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,998 and Jesus always ready to forgive a bitch. 190 00:08:36,032 --> 00:08:37,620 That's, like, his thing. 191 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:40,105 And you know what? I'm tired of being scared 192 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:41,590 and looking over my shoulder 193 00:08:41,624 --> 00:08:43,281 every time I leave the damn house 194 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:45,110 because of your mama's enemies. 195 00:08:45,145 --> 00:08:47,181 And Jesus, how did you not know this? 196 00:08:47,216 --> 00:08:50,737 Look, Shalinka, I just don't go around reading people's minds, 197 00:08:50,771 --> 00:08:52,359 invading their privacy and things. 198 00:08:52,393 --> 00:08:55,569 It don't happen like that. Only Pops is omniscient. 199 00:08:55,604 --> 00:08:57,122 Just say "all-knowing". 200 00:08:57,157 --> 00:09:01,195 If I wanted big words, I'd talk to the White Jesus. 201 00:09:01,230 --> 00:09:03,577 Listen, here's the update -- 202 00:09:03,612 --> 00:09:05,130 Tudi is out-of-control. 203 00:09:05,165 --> 00:09:08,617 Jesus Christ is supposed to already know this. 204 00:09:08,651 --> 00:09:11,136 [ Gunshot ]Oh, shit, you shot him! 205 00:09:11,171 --> 00:09:12,690 My bad. 206 00:09:12,724 --> 00:09:14,623 [ Tires squeal ] 207 00:09:16,659 --> 00:09:19,593 You bitches better run! 208 00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:21,802 Mommy, Pops got shot again? 209 00:09:21,837 --> 00:09:23,735 Yeah. 210 00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:24,943 Is he gonna die? 211 00:09:24,978 --> 00:09:26,980 Jesus can save him if he wants. 212 00:09:27,014 --> 00:09:30,293 Come on in, so you can wash your hands and get ready for lunch. 213 00:09:30,328 --> 00:09:32,330 Them bitches shot me! 214 00:09:35,782 --> 00:09:39,302 [ Chiming ][ Sighs ] 215 00:09:39,337 --> 00:09:40,787 You good, Boon? 216 00:09:40,821 --> 00:09:42,616 Hey, much better. Thanks. 217 00:09:47,448 --> 00:09:49,796 Black Jesus: Damn. So, the city condemns the old building 218 00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:52,350 and makes the landlord relocate all the tenants here? 219 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:54,663 Boonie: Hey, it's a whole new building. 220 00:09:54,697 --> 00:09:56,803 I mean, brah, this is a different building for sure, 221 00:09:56,837 --> 00:09:59,357 but this mother[bleep] far from new, my guy. 222 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:02,671 You know, Fish bounced and took that job on the pipeline. 223 00:10:02,705 --> 00:10:05,190 You know a brother like me had to get his own spot. 224 00:10:05,225 --> 00:10:09,194 Say, word! I see you, boy, making boss moves, 225 00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:11,645 you big old pimp, you! You're coming up. 226 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,647 Jesus, his ass ain't coming up. 227 00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:15,649 This fool's mama paying for his rent. 228 00:10:15,684 --> 00:10:17,099 Ms. Tudi? 229 00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:19,204 Yeah, you know, as long as I sling her low-budget weed, 230 00:10:19,239 --> 00:10:20,792 store some product -- 231 00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:22,069 [ Yelling ] 232 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:26,695 Black Jesus: Ambro! Hold the [bleep] up, brah! 233 00:10:26,729 --> 00:10:28,110 [ Guns cock ] 234 00:10:28,144 --> 00:10:29,974 Word Keepers... 235 00:10:30,008 --> 00:10:31,700 stand down. 236 00:10:31,734 --> 00:10:34,703 Hey, man. Y'all chill the [bleep] out, too, man. 237 00:10:34,737 --> 00:10:37,050 Who the [bleep] are you? How do you know me? 238 00:10:37,084 --> 00:10:39,949 How?! 239 00:10:39,984 --> 00:10:42,227 You, tour of duty in Afghanistan. 240 00:10:42,262 --> 00:10:45,230 Me, the dude that hear you crying every night, 241 00:10:45,265 --> 00:10:48,855 "Lord Jesus Christ, please get me out this fucking war zone!" 242 00:10:48,889 --> 00:10:50,822 What? Nigga, that don't be me. 243 00:10:50,857 --> 00:10:53,756 I love war. Semper Fi, bitch! 244 00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:55,896 Look, I don't know who the fuck your fake Jesus ass is, 245 00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:57,415 but you look like an intruder. 246 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,762 And it's been some break-ins, and you fit the description. 247 00:10:59,797 --> 00:11:02,765 Yeah, right, man. Like it's a lot of 6'7" motherfuckers 248 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,147 rocking robes, sandals, and perms 249 00:11:05,181 --> 00:11:07,839 out here stirring things up. -You'd be surprised. 250 00:11:07,874 --> 00:11:09,185 Well, what's up with all this firepower, man?! 251 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:10,704 What's happening?! 252 00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:12,016 Well, there's been so much crime around here 253 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:13,431 in the new Compton Gardens 254 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,329 that it's looking like the Carter from "New Jack City." 255 00:11:15,364 --> 00:11:17,884 So, as new head of security of the complex, 256 00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:21,439 I have formed the Word Keepers, and we're here 257 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,786 to protect the community in the name of freedom. 258 00:11:23,821 --> 00:11:24,753 That's our word! 259 00:11:24,787 --> 00:11:26,893 All: That's our word! 260 00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:30,448 Hold up, wait a minute. Ambro's head of security here? 261 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:33,416 Man, Lloyd crazy ass made him head of security, man. 262 00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:35,280 You know he managing that building now. 263 00:11:35,315 --> 00:11:40,009 Pops really does move in strange and mysterious-ass ways, my guy. 264 00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:42,909 "Strange and mysterious", my ass. 265 00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:44,876 Managing shit is a pain. 266 00:11:44,911 --> 00:11:47,361 But you got that, though! Look at you, Lloyd! 267 00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:49,363 Oh, man, Vic's so proud of you. 268 00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:50,640 -How do you know? -Pops told me. 269 00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:54,092 He be chilling with Vic all the time, man. Vic doing good. 270 00:11:54,127 --> 00:11:55,818 Vic ended up in heaven? 271 00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:57,440 He didn't believe in your meddling ass. 272 00:11:57,475 --> 00:11:59,201 But he had love for Pops, though, 273 00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:03,136 and that's job one for a ticket to a splendiferous afterlife. 274 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:04,896 Vic is up there with the angels. 275 00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:07,796 I'm here with a bunch of unwanted responsibilities. 276 00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:10,315 Lloyd: I'm so happy your black ass is back 277 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:13,318 so you can take this curse of sobriety off of me, 278 00:12:13,353 --> 00:12:17,460 and I can, once again, feel the alcoholic bliss 279 00:12:17,495 --> 00:12:20,947 of my main man, Mister Darby. 280 00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:23,812 Come on. I'm ready. 281 00:12:23,846 --> 00:12:25,434 Come on, Jesus. 282 00:12:25,468 --> 00:12:28,333 Look, man. Pops heals people. He don't make 'em sick. 283 00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:31,164 Your alcoholism was a sickness, man. You good now. 284 00:12:31,198 --> 00:12:33,822 But it was a sickness that I enjoyed! 285 00:12:33,856 --> 00:12:37,515 But since you can't help me, I got to do this. 286 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,792 [ Shouting ] 287 00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:40,898 Damn, Lloyd, what the fuck you doing? 288 00:12:40,932 --> 00:12:43,003 That look like a damn musket. 289 00:12:43,038 --> 00:12:46,593 Ambro told me guns are exciting. 290 00:12:46,627 --> 00:12:49,527 I got my Roscoe, and I want to see if this will give me 291 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,356 the same thrill as Darby. 292 00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:53,358 I'll see y'all inside. 293 00:12:53,393 --> 00:12:54,843 Y'all ain't about to get me shot up out here 294 00:12:54,877 --> 00:12:59,537 with "G.I. Joke" and a damn Negro Paul Revere. 295 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,090 I'm going in. 296 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:04,162 Teresa, he out, and he's slingin'. 297 00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:05,439 Hm. Hm! 298 00:13:05,474 --> 00:13:07,890 With his fine, tall ass. 299 00:13:07,925 --> 00:13:10,030 Stop calling Jesus "fine"! 300 00:13:10,065 --> 00:13:11,376 Damn, bitch. 301 00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:14,966 Point is, nigga can't just come out of jail 302 00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:17,210 and start working for Ms. Tudi. 303 00:13:17,244 --> 00:13:20,385 We got to shut this shit down right now. 304 00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,525 Now, y'all bitches do that thing, hm? 305 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,218 Y'all sent that message?Oh, hell yeah. 306 00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:27,392 Yeah, we sent the message. Yeah. 307 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:31,914 But, we had, uh... 308 00:13:31,949 --> 00:13:34,227 kind of shot fat boy. 309 00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:37,023 Oh, shit. You shot fat boy! 310 00:13:37,057 --> 00:13:40,854 You were supposed to just send a warning shot! 311 00:13:40,889 --> 00:13:42,062 Is he dead? 312 00:13:42,097 --> 00:13:43,546 Naw, naw, naw. 313 00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:45,031 It probably just grazed a layer of fat or something. 314 00:13:45,065 --> 00:13:46,515 He'll be all right. 315 00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:48,966 Y'all bitches can't even fuck up right. Jesus Christ. 316 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,589 Fine-ass nigga. Oof. 317 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:55,006 Make a bitch want to get her life together. 318 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,905 Give me this!I was done, anyway. 319 00:13:56,939 --> 00:14:00,874 ♪♪ 320 00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:03,014 [ Coughing ] 321 00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:05,983 Oh! Boonie, what is this monkey fur 322 00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:09,434 you got me smoking, man? Aah! 323 00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:13,438 Never, ever in my eternal existence have I ever tasted 324 00:14:13,473 --> 00:14:16,579 some bud so bad. Your moms grew that? 325 00:14:16,614 --> 00:14:18,961 That's what y'all moving on the streets right now? 326 00:14:18,996 --> 00:14:21,895 Yeah. It's all part of Mom's five-year plan. 327 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:24,104 See, her house is the grow op. 328 00:14:24,139 --> 00:14:26,589 This here is the distribution center. 329 00:14:26,624 --> 00:14:30,076 She's already using income from this to build inventory 330 00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:32,078 to put into other income streams. 331 00:14:32,112 --> 00:14:34,632 It's like she's a business genius. 332 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,083 Just 'cause your mama taught you the words "inventory" 333 00:14:37,117 --> 00:14:40,465 and "income stream" don't make her no business genius. 334 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,295 Your mama a damn criminal, Boon. 335 00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:44,400 That's my mama! 336 00:14:44,435 --> 00:14:46,057 Well, then, she need to act like one! 337 00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:49,302 She got you living up in here like "Menace II Society". 338 00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:53,064 And, Jesus, why don't you lead by example? 339 00:14:53,099 --> 00:14:57,482 All these followers -- maybe if you get a job, 340 00:14:57,517 --> 00:15:00,658 these niggas will follow your ass down there 341 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:01,970 and get one, too! 342 00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:06,319 You 2,000 years old and still want to act like a damn child. 343 00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,562 And this fool right here, 344 00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:10,599 even if he wanted to stop, he can't. 345 00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:14,327 'Cause his evil-ass mama got this nigga under contract. 346 00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:16,087 Wait, wha-- 347 00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:18,987 Boon, your mom's got you under contract? 348 00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:21,058 [ Church music plays ] 349 00:15:21,092 --> 00:15:25,510 Ms. Tudi: Oh, yeah, Boon is right! I have expanded my operation. 350 00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:28,651 Ms. Tudi, you got a whole 99-cent store up in this piece. 351 00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:30,999 That's what I'm talking about. Lookie here. 352 00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:33,001 I got the jewelry. Mm-hmm. 353 00:15:33,035 --> 00:15:34,761 Little watches and stuff. And look at the back. 354 00:15:34,795 --> 00:15:38,178 Watch out, boy. Look at them bags, and check out them shoes. 355 00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,973 Those are counterfeit. 356 00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:42,010 Yeah, but the average motherfucker don't know that. 357 00:15:44,219 --> 00:15:45,703 Your Louboutins are bleeding. 358 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,637 Okay, so the paint ain't dried yet, but listen, the key is, 359 00:15:48,671 --> 00:15:51,157 is we need to get this stuff out on the street 360 00:15:51,191 --> 00:15:52,710 before them Yoga Bitches. 361 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,023 Ms. Tudi, I think this feud you got going on with Teresa 362 00:15:55,057 --> 00:15:57,473 and the yoga ladies is really hurting the community right now. 363 00:15:57,508 --> 00:16:00,131 You got to chill out. -I got shot this morning. 364 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:03,134 Aww, you did? Nigga, they was just trying to scare you. 365 00:16:03,169 --> 00:16:05,999 And if ain't nobody hating on us, 366 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:08,277 then we doing something wrong. Am I right? 367 00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:09,692 But what if somebody really got hurt? 368 00:16:09,727 --> 00:16:13,179 Seriously, Ms. Tudi -- like Boonie or myself. 369 00:16:13,213 --> 00:16:14,559 You ain't gonna like that. 370 00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:17,321 Jesus, why don't you help us, huh? 371 00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:18,667 Help us! 372 00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:20,186 And I ain't talking about with all the love 373 00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:22,119 and the kindness and the gospel. 374 00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:26,054 I'm saying, with some of that magical Jesus super power, 375 00:16:26,088 --> 00:16:28,194 smite them bitches! 376 00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:29,402 I don't think so, Ms. Tudi. 377 00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:31,231 I ain't gonna be able to do it. 378 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:33,199 Look, I came to talk to you about releasing Boonie 379 00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:34,407 from his contract. 380 00:16:34,441 --> 00:16:37,341 From his contract?! Ha! Nooo. 381 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,756 No, no, no, no, no. 382 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:42,035 I lose Boonie, my business goes down the drain. 383 00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:45,487 I got this nigga here on lock for five years. 384 00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:47,489 -Five years?! -Yeah. [ Laughing ] 385 00:16:47,523 --> 00:16:49,594 -Boonie... -Job security, nigga. 386 00:16:49,629 --> 00:16:51,562 There is something I will consider -- 387 00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:57,326 cutting that contract down by a year, if you give me a year. 388 00:16:57,361 --> 00:16:59,708 Me, a year? 365 days? 389 00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:01,675 I'm Jesus Christ, Ms. Tudi. 390 00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:04,092 I got so much world-changing shit to be doing. 391 00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:05,438 Come on. I'm a busy dude. 392 00:17:05,472 --> 00:17:09,166 Well, that's the deal. Be a savior to your friend, 393 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,789 or see this nigga in 2023. 394 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,654 Here, nigga. Come on and dust. 395 00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:20,246 Want me to do them feet? 396 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:24,112 ♪♪ 397 00:17:24,146 --> 00:17:25,630 What's up, man? -Yo, man. 398 00:17:25,665 --> 00:17:27,598 I'm looking for some of that good "Tudi-fruity". 399 00:17:27,632 --> 00:17:29,117 Well, how much you got? 400 00:17:29,151 --> 00:17:30,290 I got... 401 00:17:30,325 --> 00:17:32,465 I know I got $3. 402 00:17:32,499 --> 00:17:36,089 And, um... 34 cents. 403 00:17:36,124 --> 00:17:38,264 -That's all you got? -Hey, man, why do you want to 404 00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:40,818 make somebody feel bad about their financial circumstances? 405 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,821 All right, man. Damn. Sofa. 406 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,064 Yeah. 407 00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:51,277 Hey, can I introduce you to the wonders of God's love 408 00:17:51,311 --> 00:17:52,761 and life everlasting? 409 00:17:52,795 --> 00:17:55,591 Jesus Christ, just give me the weed, man! 410 00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:59,181 My love for you is infinite, but fuck you, though. 411 00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:00,148 [ Car door slams ] 412 00:18:00,182 --> 00:18:02,909 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 413 00:18:02,943 --> 00:18:04,911 Shit. 414 00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:07,603 What's going on here, fellas? 415 00:18:07,638 --> 00:18:11,676 Oh. Is this Jesus? 416 00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:15,128 Oh. It's them Yoga Bitches. 417 00:18:15,163 --> 00:18:17,406 Hosanna out here slinging corner to corner. 418 00:18:17,441 --> 00:18:19,650 -Oh, it's going down. -It's going down. 419 00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:21,410 Come on, let's go. 420 00:18:21,445 --> 00:18:23,205 Look, ladies. I'm glad y'all came. 421 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,276 I'm trying to figure out how we can squash this beef. 422 00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:29,211 Christ! Jesus, stop talking about squashing beef. 423 00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:30,626 Shit's annoying. 424 00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:33,181 Look, there's a big enough low-budget weed 425 00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:35,631 and counterfeit-goods market in southwest Compton 426 00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:37,599 for everybody to eat. 427 00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,187 Come on, let's get some money together, huh? 428 00:18:39,221 --> 00:18:41,603 Besides, this our block. 429 00:18:41,637 --> 00:18:44,778 Nigga, what?! This southwest Compton! 430 00:18:44,813 --> 00:18:47,367 You ain't got no block. They all mine. 431 00:18:47,402 --> 00:18:50,336 -Says who? -My gun and my bitches! 432 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,889 We got guns, too. 433 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:54,547 Difference is, we ain't scared to use ours. 434 00:18:54,581 --> 00:18:55,858 The game done change, bro. 435 00:18:55,893 --> 00:18:57,653 See, y'all ain't built for this shit here. 436 00:18:57,688 --> 00:18:59,966 I see three potty-mouthed young ladies 437 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,555 in desperate need of a rod across that ass -- 438 00:19:02,589 --> 00:19:04,212 and I ain't talking in a sexual way, either. 439 00:19:04,246 --> 00:19:07,491 [ Scoffs ] Too bad, fine nigga. 440 00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:09,182 Didn't I tell... 441 00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:11,736 Word Keepers, rendezvous at the gate. Code Gamma. 442 00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:14,670 Code Gamma. Code Gamma. What's a Code Gamma? 443 00:19:14,705 --> 00:19:16,983 Imminent threat to the compound. 444 00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:19,399 Everybody gear up. Let's move. 445 00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:20,814 [ Chuckles ] 446 00:19:20,849 --> 00:19:22,575 All right. Grenades, grenades, grenades. 447 00:19:22,609 --> 00:19:25,371 Grenades! Grenades! 448 00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:29,720 Uh-oh. I feel a Darby high. Everything is spinning. Look. 449 00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:33,275 Oh. Code Gamma. Code Gamma. 450 00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:38,349 And I bet you, if I was to bitch-slap your punk ass, 451 00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:41,594 you wouldn't do shit but turn the other cheek. 452 00:19:41,628 --> 00:19:43,320 Watch this. 453 00:19:43,354 --> 00:19:44,804 [ Grunting ] 454 00:19:48,532 --> 00:19:49,740 [ Laughter ] 455 00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:51,569 That's what I thought, nigga. 456 00:19:51,604 --> 00:19:55,021 But what you forgot was I'm Jesus Christ, 457 00:19:55,055 --> 00:19:58,335 the all-motherfucking mighty, and that shit didn't hurt. 458 00:19:58,369 --> 00:20:01,855 Pops made it feel like a deep-tissue face message. 459 00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:04,375 Now, if I was you, I'd drop to 460 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,895 my motherfucking knees, right now. 461 00:20:06,929 --> 00:20:09,691 And I don't mean that in a sexual way, either. 462 00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:11,624 Would you get your going ass up? 463 00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:13,315 Back up, Yoga Bitches! 464 00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:15,938 Aw, shit. Jesus got disciples with gats. 465 00:20:15,973 --> 00:20:18,424 That's why I don't pray to you! 466 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,666 [ Gunshots, screaming ] 467 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:23,774 ...saving all y'all all the time, man. 468 00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:26,639 Lloyd, where you going?! 469 00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:29,676 [ Gunshots ] 470 00:20:32,817 --> 00:20:33,991 Is everybody all right? 471 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,442 Boonie: Hell, no! I'm shot... 472 00:20:36,476 --> 00:20:38,478 again! -Boonie! 473 00:20:38,513 --> 00:20:40,308 Is everybody else all right? 474 00:20:40,342 --> 00:20:43,587 Dear Heavenly Father, please save my guy life one more again. 475 00:20:43,621 --> 00:20:45,416 He been having a rough day, Pops. 476 00:20:45,451 --> 00:20:47,004 [ Chiming ]Please, heavenly father. 477 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,937 Boonie: Phew. Hey, thanks, Jesus. 478 00:20:48,971 --> 00:20:51,077 You like urgent care for a nigga, for real. 479 00:20:51,111 --> 00:20:53,010 Hi. I got your sandwiches. 480 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,633 Oh, Nessa. Good looking. I forgot all about this. 481 00:20:55,668 --> 00:20:56,910 You're welcome. 482 00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:59,396 -Jesus! -I got some for y'all, too. 483 00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:01,018 Oh, my bad, Boon. My bad. 484 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:04,987 No. No, Ambro's over there eating my damn fish sandwich! 485 00:21:05,022 --> 00:21:08,301 Aw, don't even trip, playboy. I got this. 486 00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:11,477 [ Chuckling ] 487 00:21:11,511 --> 00:21:14,307 [ Chiming ]Oh, the old "make some more fish" trick. 488 00:21:14,342 --> 00:21:17,310 That's some John 21:10-type shit. 489 00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:18,898 [ Both chuckling ] 490 00:21:23,385 --> 00:21:28,425 Man, sometimes Pops takes shit way too literal. 491 00:21:34,534 --> 00:21:40,506 ♪♪ 492 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:46,822 ♪♪ 493 00:21:46,857 --> 00:21:53,035 ♪♪ 494 00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:59,559 ♪♪