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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Welcome back, friends.

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You'll recall Jane was madly
in love with Rafael.

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But then Jane's husband Michael came back from the dead.

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Actually, I go by Jason now,
ma'am.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
That's right.

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Michael, I mean Jason,
has amnesia.

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And Jane wanted to help him
get his memories back.

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Unfortunately,
it wasn't working.

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And then this happened,
so Jane made a big decision.

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I'm getting a divorce.

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But Jason had other ideas.

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Old Bo over there got ahold of
the divorce papers.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I know. Straight out of
a telenovela, right?

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And speaking of telenovelas,
Rogelio and River Fields

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finally put their
differences aside

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to star in the American remake
ofThe Passions of Santos.

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But then River dropped a bomb
on Xo.

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I know. Looks scary, right?

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So let's find out
what's going on.

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Ah, friends,
as I've made clear,

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Jane Gloriana Villanueva
was raised on a steady diet

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of telenovelas...

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Catholicism...

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and the sun shining only
on her.

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And all of these moments
imprinted

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to make her who she is today.

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You'll take Mateo to karate.

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Don't forget his water bottle

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or the shoes he took from Ethan.

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I'll meet Jason at Abuela's
and get the divorce papers.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
That is... super bossy.

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I'm just praying
that Jason shows up

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with papers that aren't
dog-bitten.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Super faithful.

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That makes two of us.

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I love you.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And super romantic.

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RAFAEL: Hey.
Ready for karate, bud?

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Mwah. Mwah.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Well, most of the time.

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Sorry, I-I don't know
what that was.

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Go. Get your divorce.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which, for the record,

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she was trying to do.

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Hi there. It's
a beautiful day

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and I was hoping you
might join me on a picnic.

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W-What are you doing?

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I'm coming a courtin'.

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See, I got to thinking about
this whole divorce thing,

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and, uh...  I'm
not so sure about it anymore.

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I want to take you on a date.

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Make sure the spark...

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...is really dead.

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No. There is no spark.

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So you're saying you
didn't feel anything

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at all when we danced?

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What? No! You need to go.

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Really?
Yes. Really.

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Y-- M-M-Mateo is in his room

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and he doesn't know you're alive
so you need to leave now.

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I am going to tell him
when I see him later.

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And then I want us to go
on a date; we need it.

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He actually kissed me
on my head this morning.

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Ay.XIOMARA:
I need your help.

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Mom, you didn't have
to come down.

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We could've brought
lunch up to you.

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No, no, no.
With this.

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River gave it to me.

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Rogelio's on his
way home from work

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and I have to
tell him about it.

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Tell him about what?

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No!

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No!

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
If somebody doesn't tell me
what this thing is...

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River is getting paid
twice as much as Dad?

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
No!

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How am I gonna tell him?

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We're here for you, Mom.

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If worse comes to worst,
we'll all just sit

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on him till he calms down.

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ROGELIO:
Hello,

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beautiful ladies of my life.

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You're in a good mood.

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It was another fantastic day

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♪ To be Rogelio.

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River and I are
officially a dream team.

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Hashtag...

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Oh, wow.

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I love it. We approach acting
the same way.

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We plank together for two
minutes before each scene

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to make sure our abs are tight.

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Okay, let's eat.
Mom.

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Tell him.

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I have cancer;
can you do it?

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This is the last time
you use that excuse.

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Dad, River is making twice what
you're making on the show.

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But River thought you'd
take it better coming from me.

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Remember, Dad,
you're a great team.

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She's a wonderful scene partner.

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#Rivelio.

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Calm down, Rogelio.

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Things are going
great on set.

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Don't overreact.

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Oh, I wouldn't dream
of overreacting.

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Acting is reacting, after all.

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And since
I'm a professional actor,

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I will react in a perfectly
professional way.

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Believe me. You may not remember
that you were the president,

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but I do.

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Even if you have no memory
of why you wanted to save

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this great country of ours,
I remember.

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What the hell
are you doing?

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Oh, I'm acting
with my scene partner,

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my costar, my teammate.

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Well, could you stop it?
It's weird and distracting.

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Oh, okay. Is it twice as
distracting as this?

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Because if something on
our set was twice as much

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as something else on our set,
I'm sure you'd tell me, right?

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So, Xo told you.

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That you're a
backstabbing back stabber

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who stabs people in
the back? Yes, she did.

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Calm down.
This is beneath you.

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Oh, it's beneath me, huh?

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You know what
else is beneath me?

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Or rather, if I may be more
accurate, beneath you?

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My pitiful pittance
of a paycheck.

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Why don't we
all just take five?

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Oh, which means Ionly
get two and a half, right?

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You are really acting
like a child!

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Hey.

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How did the open house go?

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A lot of lookie-loos,
but no offers yet.

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Oh, maybe they were
there to look at you.

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So did you get
the divorce papers?

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No, but I did get
a picnic basket

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and roses and
asked out on a date.

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What?Jason says he wants to

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"make sure the spark
is really dead."

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You know, I'm
beginning to not like that guy.

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I said no, obviously,
and the next time I see him

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I have a whole calm,
cool, collected speech

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I'm gonna give to him
about boundaries.

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What was he thinking?I don't know.

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But what I did realize was

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what I really want to do
is go on a date with you.

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Yeah?
Yeah.

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I'm liking the sound
of that.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And I'm not liking
the sound of that.

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Mommy! Michael came back
from the dead!

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Just take a nice
deep breath, okay?

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I don't understand. How do dead
people come back to life?

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Good luck explaining this one.

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You see, Mateo, Michael wasn't
actually dead, he just...

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Got taken by a sociopath.

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...had an accident.

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And he lost his memory.

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How?LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
She fried his brain.

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He fell and he
bumped his head.
Mm-hmm.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ooh, they're good.

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And now he has amnesia and
he can't remember who he is.

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Like in Papa's telenovela?Crazily enough,

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exactly like that.

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Michael even forgot his name,
so he's called Jason now.

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Will you ever lose your memory
and forget about me?

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Oh.
RAFAEL:
No.

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This is a crazy
rare kind of accident

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that almost
never happens.

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Are you married
to Michael again?

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Geez, kid.

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Talk about salt in the wound.

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Legally, but not really.

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What about me and Daddy?

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Oh. Oh. Oh.

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Oh, nothing is changing.

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Shh, it's okay.

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I'm gonna call Petra,

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cancel our dinner
for tonight.

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ROGELIO:
Dinner for two.

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XIOMARA:
Can't eat.

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I'm already nauseous.

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How was your day?

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Oh, fine, fine.

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Great.

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Come on...
tell me the truth.

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How did it go with River?

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I don't know how I'm going
to work with that woman

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for the next seven
to ten years.

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Look, I know this is hard,
and while I agree

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that you should be getting
the same pay as River,

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you have to admit
it's pretty cool

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that a woman is winning in
the fight for gender parity.

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Fight for what now?

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It's the idea that men and
women should be paid the same

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for doing the same job.

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It's a big issue
in Hollywood right now.

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A-And most people are pro?

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Just checking.

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A lot of celebrities are
standing up for each other

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and demanding equal
pay for women.

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William H. Macy stood
up for Emmy Rossum.

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Bradley Cooper supported
Jennifer Lawrence.

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When did you become
such a name-dropper?

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It's quite a turn-on.

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Well, you know,
chemo gives me

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lots of downtime
to read these.

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Well, I thank you
for alerting me

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to this appalling issue.

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Clearly, I need to read more

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about this important initiative.

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Put the books away, girls;
it's time for brunch.

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Oh.

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What's up?

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Nothing. Jason stuff.

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ANNA and ELLIE:
Mateo!

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He just poured salt
on our pancakes.

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Mateo, that kind
of behavior is unacceptable.

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Can you just give
him a break today?

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You know, he's got a lot going
on with Jason and everything.

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That's not
why I did it.

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I did it because they
left me out yesterday.

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ELLIE: We only left him out
because he was hitting Anna.

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See? Like that.

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Do not touch my body!

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Good girl, Anna.Mateo, you stop that.

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Hey!

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What? Taught them how
to protect themselves.

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Instead of coddling them.

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You know what? Why don't you
discipline your kids

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and I'll discipline mine?

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Works for me.
Good luck with that.

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So, basically, be glad
you had an open house

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and missed brunch.
Any offers?

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No. Which means we should
go cheap for our date.No problem.

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I'm gonna grab a few more shifts
at the Marbella, too.

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No. The whole point

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of this real estate job
was so you could write.

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I can't write.

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Not with all this Jason stuff.

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Did he text you again?

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What is wrong with that guy?

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I don't know.Tell him that it's done.

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Okay? Tell him that you're
not helping him anymore.

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Yeah. You're right.

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RIVER:
That is not happening.

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I am not fighting for
gender parity for you.

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That's ridiculous.

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But it's what all the A-listers
are doing these days.

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Gender parity is
for women, Rogelio.

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Because women should
be paid the same.

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00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,626
Just like I should get paid
the same.

251
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,758
This is not about you.

252
00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,673
You're right, this is
so much bigger than me.

253
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:33,937
It's a fight for fairness
and equality.
No.

254
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,680
This is about the fact

255
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,987
that I am the bigger
name in the U.S.

256
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:43,207
I am why they
green-lit the pilot.

257
00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:45,775
I have worked my ass
off to get where I am,

258
00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,777
and I'm proud that
I'm the rare actress

259
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,997
in this incredibly
sexist industry

260
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,913
who's actually getting
paid what I deserve.

261
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,872
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Sorry, Rogelio. I'm with her.

262
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:58,135
Then I will have
to stand up for myself.

263
00:10:58,179 --> 00:10:59,876
So watch out.

264
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,922
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of an epic feud...

265
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,358
They called
you, too?

266
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,229
Mm-hmm.

267
00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:08,580
I hate you guys!We're girls, and
we're not fond of you, either.

268
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,234
I'm sorry,
Ms. Solano,

269
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,845
but we don't have
enough staff to handle

270
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,411
these three
causing chaos all day.

271
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,500
They've done a lot of damage.

272
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,067
Oh, please.
How much damage

273
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,852
can three small children
possibly...?

274
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,593
Wow. Okay.
No, you're excused.

275
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:25,380
Girls, this is
unacceptable.

276
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:26,381
It's all
Mateo's fault.

277
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,730
No, it's not!

278
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:30,037
They tied my shoelaces
together and ran away.

279
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,560
Only 'cause
he hit me!

280
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:34,389
Did not! I only
grabbed her dress.

281
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,608
You need to learn to use
your words, not your hands.

282
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,045
Apologize!

283
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:42,571
I'm gonna kill you!
No. Oh.

284
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:45,226
Hey. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Wow. I'm starting to wonder

285
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:47,097
if I even want kids.

286
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,452
It's just a big mess.

287
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,932
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
The Kids' Club? I'll say.

288
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:58,761
They just cannot
get along.

289
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:01,068
Hey, what's with
all the texts?

290
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:03,113
River gave my number
out to the crew.

291
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:06,029
I'm now officially the "Rogelio
Whisperer," so I've been getting

292
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:08,510
a lot of feedback.

293
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,207
Find any good articles?

294
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,862
Yes. The "Three-Step"
talking technique.

295
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,559
I'm gonna e-mail Petra.

296
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:17,040
Oh, she's
online. Kismet.

297
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,314
I...

298
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:39,541
Temp! Get me an article on how
to make siblings get along!

299
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:42,022
And make sure it's from
a prominent pediatrician.

300
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:49,551
Geez. Petra has been
so snippy lately.

301
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,772
Hmm.

302
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:35,727
Temp! Up your game!
Something Jane can't debunk!

303
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,686
Ooh, I think I found the one.

304
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:40,558
"The family sits in a neutral
space and shares their feelings

305
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,734
without criticism or rejection
so everyone feels heard."

306
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,606
That's sounds great, hun.

307
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,869
I got to call your dad,
talk him down.

308
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,566
Mm-hmm.

309
00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:00,927
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Huh. Look at that.

310
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:11,154
This is myset, and I can behave
however I want to behave!

311
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,200
You can,
but what good is it doing

312
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,115
besides making
the whole crew miserable?

313
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,986
I'm not stupid, Xiomara.

314
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,815
I know everyone calls you
the "Rogelio Whisperer,"

315
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,686
but whisper to someone else,

316
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,340
because I don't need
to be handled.

317
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,342
I just need to express my anger!

318
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,738
Hey! I don't need
to stand on an apple box,

319
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:33,002
because I don't need to be the
same height as River in heels

320
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,874
since we don't have
to be equals,

321
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:38,965
because, apparently, equality
no longer matters in America!

322
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,967
Didn't you hear me?

323
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,230
Get rid of this useless thing!

324
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,843
Oh!

325
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,063
Medic!

326
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,065
JANE:
No kicking... and no punching.

327
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:55,329
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Wait a second. Where are they?

328
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:58,941
Oh, I see. The tent must be
their neutral space.

329
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,552
Now, you can only talk if
you're holding the stick.

330
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,076
This way,

331
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,773
everyone can voice
their opinions.

332
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,862
You're not holding the
talking stick, Mommy.

333
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,342
Good point.

334
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,692
And that reminds me.
No one can interrupt anyone

335
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,694
when they're speaking
in the tent.

336
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,522
And... no grabbing.

337
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:16,524
Oh, I wasn't grabbing.

338
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,265
I was passing
it to Mateo.

339
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,397
Now, Mateo, tell us,

340
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:24,271
what do the girls do that
make you so very angry?

341
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,490
I don't like it
when they leave me out.

342
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,275
They're doing it now!

343
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,841
They're not
even listening!

344
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:32,453
You listen with your ears,
not your eyes, dummy.

345
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,977
Ellie, that's rude.Don't call me dummy!

346
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,761
Oh. Hey.Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

347
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,198
Stop it, you dummy!

348
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,113
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Aah! OMG! Take cover!

349
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,984
Everyone out! Go!

350
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,507
PETRA:
You heard her! Move!

351
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,118
Now everyone go stand
in a different corner

352
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,946
of the room! Go!No fair!

353
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,773
See, I'm always
by myself!

354
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,950
Anna, Ellie, I said
everyone in their own corner.

355
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,300
No, it's okay, girls.
You can stay together.

356
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:56,216
Petra, may I see you
on the balcony for a moment?

357
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,830
Smile. We don't want
to argue in front of the kids.

358
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:04,398
Mateo has a point.

359
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:05,877
It's always two against one.

360
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,401
Maybe Mateo needs to
get a thicker skin.

361
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,055
Why are you being so harsh? Huh?

362
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,187
He's a kid,
and he's feeling left out.

363
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:13,059
Yeah, well, sometimes
people feel left out, Jane.

364
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,626
That's life. You don't think
I ever feel left out?

365
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,066
Forget it. My kids
are smart enough

366
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,589
to know we're
fighting out here.

367
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,634
Let's just drop it.

368
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,553
So, I know you saw Auntie
Petra and Mommy fighting.

369
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,251
You guys were fighting?

370
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,253
No. Yeah. No.

371
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,951
I-I thought maybe you thought
that, but I'm glad you didn't,

372
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,302
because you're right, we
weren't, so, good job.

373
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,002
Aah!

374
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,743
So, I-I need you
to apologize to Pammy

375
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:49,269
for the mess you made at
the Kids' Club yesterday, okay?

376
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,839
Oh, you change your mind?

377
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,841
Ready to go on a date?

378
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,148
Not a date, but I will
have coffee with you

379
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,107
in exchange for the
signed divorce papers.Ah.

380
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,978
A negotiator.

381
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,501
I like that.

382
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,329
Just like buying a steed.

383
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,940
It's not a negotia...Coffee's not a date.

384
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,855
It's more of a hangover cure,

385
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,379
but maybe we can grab that

386
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:13,815
the next morning.

387
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:16,774
What's your counteroffer?It depends.

388
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:19,560
What kind of rod do you like?

389
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,607
Fishing. Now that's a date.

390
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:26,219
Fishing actually sounds like
the opposite of a date to me.

391
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,526
Oh, couple hours on the water,
wind in our hair...

392
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,659
Now are you a worm
or a chum girl?

393
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,835
Neither, and I don't
want to go fishing.

394
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:36,707
Why? You scared that
if we spend more time together,

395
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:39,101
you'll catch more than fish?

396
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,756
You'll catch feelings for me?

397
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:45,325
I am not afraid
of that at all.Then let's go.

398
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:48,458
It's easy. Go fishing, and get
the signed divorce papers.

399
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:51,026
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Guess he's using
the divorce papers as bait.

400
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,419
Fine. Deal.

401
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:55,291
Ifyou still want them
after our date.

402
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,032
ROGELIO:
What do you mean, "if"?

403
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,642
Ifwe finish the pilot?

404
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:01,123
We haveto finish the pilot!Look, River was

405
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,951
just released
from the hospital.

406
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,475
Half her face is paralyzed,
and we won't know

407
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,042
how much permanent damage
you did

408
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,131
until she gets
some feeling back.

409
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,351
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: For those of you keeping score,

410
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:14,049
this is the third time
that Rogelio de la Vega

411
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,877
has sent River Fields
to the hospital.

412
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,796
If her recovery's too long,

413
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,276
we may just have
to cancel production.

414
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,147
RIVER:
There will be no delay

415
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,367
and no cancelling
of anything!

416
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,543
The show must go on!

417
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,371
I will act...

418
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,199
with half of my face.

419
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:38,204
You can just shoot
me exclusively on my

420
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,031
unparalyzed side.

421
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:42,512
Now, let's get to work!

422
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,304
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Certain performances are etched

423
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:52,914
in dramatic history.

424
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,307
None more so than River Fields

425
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,917
acting with half her face

426
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,745
inThe Passions
of Steve and Brenda.

427
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,877
You could get a full lobotomy,

428
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,228
have every organ
in your body removed,

429
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:06,057
every feature
on your face replaced,

430
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:09,496
but our souls would still
recognize each other.

431
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:15,719
I still love you,
Mr. President.

432
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:19,419
I will never,
ever not love you.

433
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,078
Cut!

434
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,471
Oh.

435
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:29,994
Oh!

436
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,740
CREW :
River! River! River! River!

437
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,395
ROGELIO:
She was incredible.

438
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:42,964
She deserves every dollar
they're paying her.

439
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,098
Then why do you look upset?

440
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:50,276
I'm fine.

441
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,669
Tell me.Why?

442
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,758
Did the crew ask
you to handle me?

443
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,282
No.

444
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,675
I'm asking as your wife.

445
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:03,941
It's just... yes,

446
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,422
River clearly deserves

447
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,772
to get paid what
she's getting,

448
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,774
but so do I.

449
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:13,690
This is myproject.

450
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,867
I fought four years
to get it made.

451
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:19,435
It's my telenovela,
my culture,

452
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:22,786
my story I'm bringing
to the screen.

453
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,441
Yet somehow,
with all of that,

454
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:28,009
I'm only worth half
as much as her.

455
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,142
It's not right.

456
00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:33,971
You're right. It's not.

457
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,147
I did some research,

458
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:39,629
and pay parity affects
people of color, too.

459
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,675
So this...

460
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:45,505
plus, with everything that's
going on in this country...

461
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:52,686
It's always been my dream
to be famous in America,

462
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,296
but I'm starting
to wonder.

463
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:58,648
Why am I so desperate
for validation

464
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:04,088
from a country that doesn't
seem to value or accept me?

465
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:13,794
I have planned
the perfect date for tonight.

466
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,186
Oh, I...And it's cheap.

467
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,319
Don't worry.

468
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,452
I have the lockbox code

469
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,062
to a luxury estate

470
00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:22,933
we're showing on the marina.

471
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:25,153
We can sit on the veranda.

472
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:28,417
Have a glass of wine.
There's a pool.

473
00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:30,158
You can bring your swimsuit...

474
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,378
or not.

475
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,597
We should cancel.

476
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:35,946
What do you mean?

477
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,035
Y-You need to spend time

478
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:40,255
with Petra and the
girls, instead.

479
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,778
You've been so focused
on Mateo and Jason,

480
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:43,824
I think they're feeling
a little neglected.

481
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:45,608
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Sounds
like Mateo isn't the only one

482
00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:47,784
who needs coddling. Yeah.

483
00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:50,744
I have been...
preoccupied.

484
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,267
You're right.

485
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,312
Rain check?

486
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,617
There's something else.

487
00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,402
My offer of a
coffee date to Jason

488
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,969
sort of turned into fishing.

489
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,928
What?I obviously don't want to go,

490
00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:02,843
but it's one afternoon,
and after,

491
00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:05,672
he'll sign the divorce papers,
and we'll all move on.

492
00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:10,154
I'm gonna go to the hotel
and see the girls.

493
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:16,204
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which brings us...

494
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:18,685
Uh-oh.

495
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:21,383
Now, Rafael, remember:
calm, cool and collected.

496
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,559
What the hell
do you think you're doing?

497
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:25,692
Deep breaths, deep breaths.

498
00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:28,259
Dude, she's my wife.

499
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:29,739
She is notyour wife.

500
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:33,221
Legally, she is.

501
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:35,441
She's with me.
I got that.

502
00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:38,400
But I've been learning a
little bit about my history,

503
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:41,969
and the way I see it,
Jane was with me,

504
00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:44,406
and you tried to
steal her away,

505
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,930
but she still chose me.

506
00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:48,932
We got married,

507
00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:52,936
then I died, and you
moved in on her.

508
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:56,940
So yeah, I'm taking
my wife out on a date.

509
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,899
It should be noted,
in this moment,

510
00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:01,945
Rafael understood exactly
how Mateo and the twins felt.

511
00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:08,865
Ow! Owie! Ow! Ow! Ow!

512
00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:12,608
But, of course, Rafael
was an adult. So instead...

513
00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:31,453
Isn't this a gorgeous day?

514
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:35,109
Sure is. Maybe we can
just sit here on the dock

515
00:23:35,152 --> 00:23:37,024
and enjoy it from dry
land for 20 minutes,

516
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:39,200
then go home.
No way.

517
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:42,203
We're gonna go out on the water,
and we're gonna have some fun.

518
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:45,815
You know what?
I forgot to go over the rules.

519
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:48,122
Rule number one: you can't have

520
00:23:48,165 --> 00:23:50,167
that look on your face.

521
00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:51,821
Or that one.

522
00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:54,955
Number two?

523
00:23:54,998 --> 00:23:57,174
Not allowed to mention Michael.

524
00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:58,393
And number three:

525
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,221
this date's not over

526
00:24:00,264 --> 00:24:02,615
till you catch a fish.

527
00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:04,530
Hmm.

528
00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:12,668
Uh-oh. Looks like
someone's violating

529
00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:14,627
rule number one.

530
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:20,023
What kind of stuff do you like
to do in your spare time?

531
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:23,331
I love to read.
For fun?

532
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:25,333
What else?

533
00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:27,204
I like talking. A lot.

534
00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:29,206
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Nothing wrong with that.

535
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:32,645
As you know, I'm a huge talker.
Usually about my feelings.

536
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:36,692
Really like to get in there,
examine things from all sides.

537
00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:38,041
That's okay.

538
00:24:38,085 --> 00:24:40,217
Everyone's got their thing.

539
00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:42,655
Mine's hunting.Hate all guns.

540
00:24:42,698 --> 00:24:45,222
Don't like being around them.

541
00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:48,269
Okeydoke. Got it, no hunting.

542
00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,533
Horseback riding?

543
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:54,101
Did it once. Not a fan.

544
00:24:56,103 --> 00:24:59,410
But camping, right?

545
00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:02,196
I watched those camping videos.

546
00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:04,720
Looks like someone's
on a fishing expedition.

547
00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:07,810
Actually, I used to hate
camping, but...

548
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,727
But what?

549
00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:14,948
Permission to break
rule number two?

550
00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:16,515
Michael made me go
a couple times,

551
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:19,953
and, you know,
I still don't exactly like it,

552
00:25:19,996 --> 00:25:22,433
but I liked camping
with Michael.

553
00:25:22,477 --> 00:25:24,131
Oh!
Oh!

554
00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:26,829
Oh! Yeah!You got something. Yeah,
reel it in, reel it in.

555
00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:29,353
Wow, looks like a big one!

556
00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:31,399
Oh.

557
00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:42,105
You were right. This
spot is better luck.

558
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:43,933
For me, at least.

559
00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:46,545
I know why you don't
want me to teach you.

560
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:49,939
You want to stay out here
on the water with me

561
00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:51,941
as long as possible.Okay.

562
00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:53,508
Fine, teach me how to fish.

563
00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:58,121
Now, like I said,

564
00:25:58,165 --> 00:26:02,822
you want to move it back and
forth just the slightest bit.

565
00:26:02,865 --> 00:26:07,609
And if you feel a bite,
don't jerk.

566
00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:10,873
Now, point the rod wherever
you want it to land,

567
00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:15,182
then slowly bring it back and
make a short, sharp movement,

568
00:26:15,225 --> 00:26:17,663
letting the rod tip do
all the work for you.

569
00:26:19,534 --> 00:26:23,407
Um, who knew fishing
could sound so erotic?

570
00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:25,584
I feel something.Hmm?

571
00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:26,802
On the line. I feel something!

572
00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:29,196
No, don't stand.

573
00:26:31,764 --> 00:26:33,461
Jane! Jane, stand up.

574
00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:35,245
It's, like, four feet of water.

575
00:26:38,553 --> 00:26:40,250
I caught a fish.

576
00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:44,472
Now will you please
sign the divorce papers?

577
00:26:45,516 --> 00:26:48,171
Yeah. Okay.

578
00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:50,826
Looks like Jane
is finally off the hook.

579
00:26:57,572 --> 00:26:59,443
You're late.

580
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:00,923
And you smell fishy.

581
00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,838
Sorry. Didn't have
time to shower.

582
00:27:02,882 --> 00:27:04,187
All right, kids.

583
00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:07,451
Everyone over here.

584
00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:09,062
Pictures of the three
of you getting along

585
00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:10,759
so you can remember

586
00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:12,543
your happy memories together.
You're making a photo album.

587
00:27:12,587 --> 00:27:14,633
Aw, I don't want to.

588
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:15,982
Me, neither.PETRA:
Glue the pictures

589
00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,853
or no iPad for a year.

590
00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:24,643
So, how was last night
with Rafael?

591
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,645
Fine.

592
00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:29,430
Why are you staring at me?

593
00:27:29,473 --> 00:27:31,519
I'm not.Do you want a medal
because my children

594
00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:32,781
got to spend time
with their own father?

595
00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:36,306
Geez, what is your problem?

596
00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:38,134
Why are you trying
to pick a fight with me?

597
00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:40,615
If you're fighting,
you should get in the tent.

598
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,051
Yeah!Get in the tent.

599
00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:44,575
CHILDREN :
Get in the tent!
Get in the tent!

600
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:50,494
All right, well, we're in here.
So, what's really going on?

601
00:27:50,538 --> 00:27:53,976
Currently? I'm trapped in a
tent with your fish stench.

602
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:57,327
Come on. I understand
that you felt neglected

603
00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:58,981
because of
the whole Jason business,

604
00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:00,156
but Rafael didn't mean
to leave you out.

605
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,028
He's not the one
leaving me out. You are.

606
00:28:02,071 --> 00:28:04,117
What?

607
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,293
Never mind.Oh, wait, wait.

608
00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:07,860
Come...Do not touch my body!

609
00:28:07,903 --> 00:28:10,210
Fine. But this is
supposed to be a neutral space

610
00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:13,953
for talking things out,
so share your feelings.

611
00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:24,833
I'm just...

612
00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:27,314
a little hurt.

613
00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:31,492
Well, this huge thing
happened with Jason.

614
00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:34,277
And you talked to Raf. You
talked to your grandmother.

615
00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:36,410
Mateo, even. Everyone but me.

616
00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:40,806
It's like I'm the last
person on your totem pole.

617
00:28:42,851 --> 00:28:45,941
I'm sorry.
I just didn't think...

618
00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:48,074
That's the point.Come on.

619
00:28:48,117 --> 00:28:50,511
You know I love you.Yeah.

620
00:28:51,555 --> 00:28:54,254
But do you like me?

621
00:28:54,297 --> 00:28:56,517
Well, yeah. Mostly.

622
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,388
I-I mean,

623
00:28:58,432 --> 00:28:59,694
do you like me?

624
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:00,956
Sometimes.

625
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,349
"Sometimes"? I said "mostly."

626
00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:04,003
They're synonymous.No, they are not.

627
00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:05,918
"Mostly" is definitely more
than "sometimes."

628
00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:10,574
Here's how I feel.

629
00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:13,969
I didn't grow up with a sister.

630
00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:17,364
But I feel like I have one now.

631
00:29:23,283 --> 00:29:25,285
Me, too.

632
00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:29,289
Yeah.

633
00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:40,604
Okay, so, do you really want
to hear about Jason?

634
00:29:40,648 --> 00:29:42,998
'Cause, honestly, it would
be great to talk to somebody

635
00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:44,260
that's not my boyfriend
or my grandmother.

636
00:29:44,304 --> 00:29:46,045
Yes, definitely.

637
00:29:46,088 --> 00:29:47,611
Preferably someplace bigger.

638
00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:49,135
Mm-hmm.

639
00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,844
Okay, go. Start
at the beginning.

640
00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:05,934
Okay. The last three weeks,

641
00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:10,112
um, my life has actually been
my dad's telenovela.

642
00:30:10,156 --> 00:30:12,027
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which brings us here, now.

643
00:30:12,071 --> 00:30:13,159
Rogelio?

644
00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:18,294
I had a change of heart.

645
00:30:18,338 --> 00:30:22,037
I'm with you 100% in your
fight for pay equity.

646
00:30:22,081 --> 00:30:24,605
I don't understand.

647
00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:27,129
Well, Xiomara came
to talk to me.

648
00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:30,872
Now I understand what
you're fighting for.

649
00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:35,094
There are times when one
simply must take a stand.

650
00:30:35,137 --> 00:30:37,531
And this is one of them.

651
00:30:38,532 --> 00:30:41,840
Thank you, River.

652
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:46,235
You may only have half a face,
but you have double the heart

653
00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:49,891
of anyone I have ever met.

654
00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:51,937
Aw.

655
00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:58,334
Wow. A total telenovela.Right?

656
00:30:58,378 --> 00:31:00,336
Okay, so, when he had
his arms around you,

657
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:02,686
did you feel anything?

658
00:31:04,688 --> 00:31:06,734
You know, honestly...

659
00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:13,045
...I was scared that I would.

660
00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:15,699
That those feelings
for Michael would come back.

661
00:31:15,743 --> 00:31:17,701
I mean, how could they not?

662
00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:19,747
We were soul mates.

663
00:31:23,229 --> 00:31:26,928
But they didn't.

664
00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:29,757
I felt like I was
touching a stranger.

665
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,586
'Cause Jason isa stranger.

666
00:31:32,629 --> 00:31:34,936
Are you saying
that there's no soul?

667
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:37,721
That-that-that God
has nothing to do with it?

668
00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:40,202
That we're just
a collection of memories

669
00:31:40,246 --> 00:31:42,204
and experiences?Okay, look, this religious
stuff sounds like

670
00:31:42,248 --> 00:31:43,727
something you candiscuss
with your grandmother.

671
00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:45,033
But...

672
00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:47,383
practically speaking...

673
00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:50,386
you didn't feel anything.

674
00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:52,258
So let him go.

675
00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:55,043
Oh, but don't I owe it to him
to keep helping him

676
00:31:55,087 --> 00:31:56,566
with his memory?No.

677
00:31:56,610 --> 00:31:58,742
You owe it to yourself
to protect yourself...

678
00:31:58,786 --> 00:32:00,266
and your family.

679
00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:01,963
Look, do you
want my advice?

680
00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:04,139
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Well, after Rafael, Xo,

681
00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:06,272
Alba, Rogelio, Mateo-- sure!

682
00:32:06,315 --> 00:32:07,838
Tell Jason to leave.

683
00:32:07,882 --> 00:32:10,798
He has a life
in Montana.

684
00:32:10,841 --> 00:32:12,843
You have yours here.

685
00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:15,194
What you have with Raf is good.

686
00:32:15,237 --> 00:32:16,804
Don't risk it.

687
00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:21,504
'Cause once it's gone...

688
00:32:25,682 --> 00:32:27,858
No change with J.R.?

689
00:32:27,902 --> 00:32:30,774
She told me not to contact her,
so I haven't.

690
00:32:30,818 --> 00:32:33,734
But I really want to,

691
00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:36,563
because I miss her every day.

692
00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:40,871
You can accidentally
butt-dial her.

693
00:32:40,915 --> 00:32:44,005
You just, like,
let the phone ring

694
00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:45,398
a few times
and hang up.

695
00:32:45,441 --> 00:32:47,400
She texts you back,
you're in.

696
00:32:47,443 --> 00:32:49,184
If she doesn't...

697
00:32:49,228 --> 00:32:51,230
leave her alone.

698
00:32:53,232 --> 00:32:54,363
Okay.

699
00:32:56,322 --> 00:32:57,976
I'm gonna do it.

700
00:32:58,019 --> 00:32:59,716
Oh, Petra,

701
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,892
you don't actually have
to use your butt. It's...

702
00:33:01,936 --> 00:33:04,808
No, I was only joking.:
Yeah.

703
00:33:04,852 --> 00:33:06,158
Yeah.

704
00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:10,031
Okay, let's get
out of here.
Mm.

705
00:33:11,206 --> 00:33:14,122
You know what you have to do?

706
00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:16,951
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which brings us here, now.

707
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,779
Do you want to come in?

708
00:33:18,822 --> 00:33:20,041
No, thanks.

709
00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:23,305
This is really
hard to say.

710
00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:27,048
You offered to
leave before,

711
00:33:27,092 --> 00:33:29,659
because you were
disrupting my life.

712
00:33:29,703 --> 00:33:32,314
I need to take you
up on that now.

713
00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:33,707
O-Or don't leave.

714
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:35,665
I mean, you can
stay, of course.

715
00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:36,971
It's your life.

716
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,147
But I have to get
back to mine,

717
00:33:39,191 --> 00:33:41,541
and spending time
with you-- any time--

718
00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:43,325
is threatening that.

719
00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:46,154
And I can't do it anymore.

720
00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:53,727
I am so sorry. I know
it sounds selfish,

721
00:33:53,770 --> 00:33:55,685
but putting distance between us,
it feels like the only way

722
00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:59,211
that I can get back
to a normal life...Hey. I get it.

723
00:33:59,254 --> 00:34:01,213
We're on the same page.

724
00:34:01,256 --> 00:34:03,693
Which is why
I already bought

725
00:34:03,737 --> 00:34:06,566
a bus ticket back to Montana.

726
00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:08,350
Oh.Yeah.

727
00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:10,526
I'm sorry I pushed so hard.

728
00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:13,051
It was just...

729
00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:15,488
here was this great girl,

730
00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:18,795
who was my wife, and...

731
00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:22,103
I'm watching all these videos,
and we're so in love.

732
00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:23,670
You know?

733
00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:25,454
And for so long,

734
00:34:25,498 --> 00:34:27,717
I've been out at sea...

735
00:34:27,761 --> 00:34:29,458
by myself.

736
00:34:30,764 --> 00:34:33,245
It felt like a way back
to something.

737
00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:35,421
That makes sense.

738
00:34:35,464 --> 00:34:38,250
But that something,
it isn't you.

739
00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:39,642
I mean...

740
00:34:39,686 --> 00:34:42,167
if I had to talk
that much every day...

741
00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,516
I'd go insane.

742
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,519
I hear you.

743
00:34:46,562 --> 00:34:48,564
And planning
that date

744
00:34:48,608 --> 00:34:50,044
was so exhausting.

745
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,480
I mean, can you imagine us

746
00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:53,482
trying to enjoy
a Sunday together?

747
00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,049
I'm like, "Let's get a beer

748
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,747
and see where the day takes us,"
and you're like,

749
00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:59,140
"Let's make
a minute-by-minute plan

750
00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:02,535
and stick to it all day long."

751
00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,624
Ha!
And talk about
bullheaded,

752
00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:07,583
I mean, I-I've known
wild horses that are
easier to break.

753
00:35:07,627 --> 00:35:09,933
All right, already, I get it.

754
00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:12,066
We're really different.

755
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,590
We really are.

756
00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:16,157
So, Jason's going
to come by

757
00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:17,550
with the divorce papers
tomorrow,

758
00:35:17,593 --> 00:35:19,334
and then he's going
back to Montana,

759
00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:21,336
and we can go back
to our lives.

760
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:23,164
Good.

761
00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:24,905
Agreed.

762
00:35:24,948 --> 00:35:26,254
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And they all lived

763
00:35:26,298 --> 00:35:27,429
happily ever after.

764
00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:29,083
Not so fast.

765
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,084
Where are you going?

766
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,738
Sleep in your bed again.Nope.

767
00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:34,044
You're a big boy-- you
sleep in your own bed.But...

768
00:35:34,088 --> 00:35:35,829
End of story.

769
00:35:37,961 --> 00:35:40,442
Look at you,
laying down the law.

770
00:35:40,486 --> 00:35:43,097
Well, Petra was right--
I do coddle Mateo too much.

771
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,144
And now can we finally have
some grown-up time?

772
00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:48,407
Mm, I would love
some grown-up time.Ooh.

773
00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:50,017
Yeah.

774
00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:52,846
Oh.Mm.

775
00:35:56,850 --> 00:35:58,808
Wow.

776
00:35:58,852 --> 00:36:01,637
You are welcome to
coddle meanytime.

777
00:36:03,987 --> 00:36:05,424
Mmm.

778
00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:14,172
Oh, J.R. texted Petra back.

779
00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:17,044
Mm. I'm glad you two
worked things out.

780
00:36:17,087 --> 00:36:20,526
Yeah. I realized she's
kind of like my sister.

781
00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:27,010
Which made me think
about the way I grew up,

782
00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:30,188
as an only child, and...
what that felt like.

783
00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:32,538
And...

784
00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:35,976
would you ever consider
having more kids?

785
00:36:37,064 --> 00:36:39,414
I do have three.

786
00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:42,591
And you know I can't have more.

787
00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:44,463
We can adopt.

788
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:49,555
In the future. Would you
be open to talking about that?

789
00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:54,386
Yeah.

790
00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:56,910
I'd be open
to talking about that.

791
00:36:59,478 --> 00:37:01,349
Oh, I like this.

792
00:37:01,393 --> 00:37:03,221
Thinking about our future.

793
00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:05,571
We haven't done that in a while.

794
00:37:05,614 --> 00:37:07,703
I like it, too.

795
00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:11,359
Mmm.

796
00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:14,797
Aw. Looks like they got

797
00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:18,018
their romantic date after all.

798
00:37:18,061 --> 00:37:21,151
Bagel. Plain
and odorless.

799
00:37:21,195 --> 00:37:23,197
And they got theirs.

800
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,720
And...

801
00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:26,896
I want to thank you
for going to River.

802
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,550
She talked to the network,

803
00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:31,553
demanded equal pay,
and we got it.

804
00:37:31,597 --> 00:37:33,599
That's amazing.

805
00:37:34,817 --> 00:37:36,297
And it's also the last time

806
00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:37,820
I get involved in your work.

807
00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:40,562
Because it made you
not want to confide in me.

808
00:37:40,606 --> 00:37:42,782
And that's not okay.

809
00:37:42,825 --> 00:37:45,480
I don't want you
to ever doubt that I'm...

810
00:37:45,524 --> 00:37:47,134
on yourteam.

811
00:37:47,177 --> 00:37:49,441
Your real-life co-president.

812
00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:52,139
I love you, Xiomara.

813
00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:04,934
What? What is it?

814
00:38:04,978 --> 00:38:07,285
Friends, you'll want
to see this, too.

815
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,033
Oh, she's good.

816
00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:34,312
No more...
soul mate stuff for me.

817
00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:36,618
I just realized...

818
00:38:36,662 --> 00:38:39,795
Jason isn't Michael,

819
00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:41,493
and we aren't connected anymore,

820
00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:43,495
and the essential thing

821
00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:46,019
that wasMichael...

822
00:38:46,062 --> 00:38:48,151
what I thought was the soul...

823
00:38:48,195 --> 00:38:50,328
it's not there anymore.

824
00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:54,810
What?

825
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,058
Uh, the divorce papers.

826
00:39:25,101 --> 00:39:26,451
Signed.

827
00:39:26,494 --> 00:39:28,453
No funny business.

828
00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:30,890
I'm heading back to
Montana tomorrow morning.

829
00:39:30,933 --> 00:39:32,282
So...

830
00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,982
I also brought you
a parting gift.

831
00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:37,157
Oh.

832
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,767
Wow.

833
00:39:40,334 --> 00:39:42,118
Thanks.

834
00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:47,820
I guess this is it.

835
00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:50,388
Guess so.

836
00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:57,307
I just want you to know...

837
00:39:57,351 --> 00:39:59,832
you're a good person.

838
00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:03,139
And you deserve a good life.

839
00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:05,838
I believe that now.

840
00:40:05,881 --> 00:40:07,535
I mean...

841
00:40:07,579 --> 00:40:09,624
I must have been...

842
00:40:09,668 --> 00:40:12,148
for someone like you to love me.

843
00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:17,719
If you ever need anything...

844
00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:20,200
Yeah. You, too.

845
00:40:21,636 --> 00:40:24,465
So long, Jane.

846
00:40:24,509 --> 00:40:25,814
Wait.

847
00:40:27,642 --> 00:40:30,558
I'm never gonna use this.

848
00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:33,431
Oh.

849
00:40:47,749 --> 00:40:49,751
Good-bye, Jason.

850
00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:15,124
I love you.

851
00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:19,477
I love you, too.

852
00:41:25,091 --> 00:41:26,309
Will you marry me?

853
00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:42,761
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