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* Just an ordinary day at a bank *
-Hello. -Hello.
-How you doing? -Good.
I want to know if you could just change this into cash.
Absolutely. Not a problem.
Paper money, I'll say that.
Yeah, paper money. Right. Uh, here.
Just sign your initials right on the bottom line there.
Great. Okay, good.
Still raining out there?
Uh, no. Not really, no. No?
It's just damp, that's all.
Damp.
Okay. All right.
Put your initial receipt in here. Awesome.
We used to have the machine that does it, but --
Yeah, they're changing all the regulations
'cause the machines are actually glitchy.
Okay.
And they're third-party, so they charge the customers,
and people don't like that.
So, here you go.
Oh, my God. What is that?
Oh, it's a sorter.
[ Squeaks ]
All right.
There we go.
Are you serious? Yeah.
You know, they're the --
You know those Shanghai sorting squirrels?
There he goes. Really?
Yeah. They go in with your signature,
and we have the money in there,
and they find it's more accurate
because they do it, you know, by rote,
naturally sorting stuff out.
Here he goes.
And they pull it out into piles,
and it has like a little, you know, device back.
There he is.
Yeah.
We got him all rolled up there.
Whoa. Oh, my gosh!
They get excited when they handle it, you know?
'Cause to them it's like getting their feast ready,
so they get a little juiced.
And here's your initialed receipt
where we can put the total.
Okay.
Yeah. You look, like, miffed.
I was talking to you.
So, when did you start working here?
How do you feel about working with an animal?
Well, honestly, though, they give us better benefits
because now the whole place is assured to be on task better
because, you know, they're more accurate,
so we have less margin of error.
Okay. You know?
I have to get a rabies shot once a month to work with them,
but they're great.
And the truth is, they don't make mistakes.
That is amazing.
Yeah. They're nature's accountants, you know?
So that is $10, $20, 30, $34.
That's $34.50 for you.
Let me grab some 20s, okay?
Okay. All right. One second.
**
Hey, buddy.
-You gonna cash a check? -Yeah.
Okay. No problem.
$215.04.
You having a good day?
Yep.
Out to cash for you.
Here is the 4 cents,
and $215.04.
Two, four, six, eight, one.
Two, four, six, eight, two.
And $10 and, uh, $5 is $15.
Okay. Thank you so much.
Why'd you break the bill?
-Oh, you haven't seen that? -No.
Yeah, it's a new ordinance.
Really?
Yeah, the perforations.
-Cool. -So this would count as $5.
That counts as $5 now, and this counts as --
Well, that's $5.
So it'll never be a 10 again.
Oh, no. The 10s --
The 10s and the 5s can be broken in half,
so a 20 can become two 10s or a 10 can become two 5s.
And this is only like these bills, these new bills, right?
Yeah, because they kind of got them --
the corporations were forced
to reduce the amount of paper that they used,
and then they kind of turned it around on banks.
So, the 10s and the 20s, you can hold up --
If you line them up and you just get them together,
you can rub the perforations.
And then you can use that as a 10.
No, that is crazy.
So, yeah, the 10s and 20s will do that.
Oh, that's amazing.
Yeah, they're healable perforations.
Okay.
Yeah. I'll get you a pamphlet on it so you can see how they work.
What?
**
I want to rip it.
Here, let me move this guy here. Hold on.
[ Grunts ]
I'm actually gonna cash this to give to the company.
You can go right there.
Someone will be with you real soon.
Excuse me.
Sorry, I'm just gonna drop this off for a second.
Okay.
-[ Laughs ] -Sorry.
I can help you back here.
Coming in at the --
Coming in at the end of the day here.
All right.
Sorry about that.
Okay. How are you doing?
Confused now.
Sorry? I'm confused now.
You're confused?
Oh, yeah. We changed our bank name.
First I saw someone that looks like you
holding the money and then...
-Sorry? -Did it switch around?
I'm sorry?
Don't mind me. Just don't mind me.
What happened?
No, I was looking at the sign,
and the sign looked just like you holding the money,
and the guard moved the sign, and now the guard's gone.
That guard? Or I'm just tired.
I was...
No, I was just trying to get these all set
'cause we're just doing some last-minute deposits
'cause we get a lot of people coming in at the end of the day.
-Here. -Oh, my goodness.
Yeah.
When I start seeing things like that,
I remember to breathe.
[ Sighs ]
Just to breathe. You're okay, though?
Mm-hmm. Okay, good.
As long as you're not the cardboard.
As long as I'm not the cardboard?
Wow. You really, really saw something there, huh?
I really thought I saw something.
To me, I think it's, like, places like this
that have those buggy fluorescent lights.
It probably was.
Sometimes they flicker, you know,
and they can make your eyes sort of see hallucinations?
I just need to go to sleep.
I'm exactly like you. Trust me.
I got no sleep last night.
I'm gonna be talking to posters myself.
Lord, beset my mind. [Bleep]
**
Is it just me? Is it gonna be just me here?
Man, it's just so dead in here today.
Whew!
-Hello. How you doing? -Okay. How are you?
I'm great.
Um, you didn't happen to find a wallet, did you?
No, not so far.
Okay.
The son just called
and said they're looking for a wallet.
I have not seen anything.
Okay. There's nothing in the casket, is there?
Would you -- Oh! Look!
Good. Okay.
Good idea.
That's so funny.
That was his son's wallet, or the dad's wallet?
No, the son called and said
that there was a wallet with the body
and they were gonna cremate it
and he couldn't find the wallet.
And that if I found it --
Yeah, okay.
Oh, wow.
No, he said that there was two pictures in there.
He said he didn't want the mom to know about the one picture.
So, don't let her know about that photo.
Maybe it's a long-lost love or something.
It could be. But that's his wallet.
He has a wife,
like, she's had to see him open it numerous times.
Oh, my gosh. She's really beautiful, though.
She is really pretty. She's very pretty.
She has nice eyes and lips.
I'll take that. Just rest --
Just put that on top of the coffin there,
and I'll put this -- I'll put this over here.
The son's gonna pick up some stuff
for the cremation or something.
Wow.
I mean, she's really beautiful.
She is very pretty. Oh, my gosh.
Who knows? It could have been her.
It probably was her.
What year do you think that picture was?
Where did it go? That's creepy.
Where'd it --
What?
[ Gasps ] Wait.
Oh, my gosh. Get out of here.
Oh!
That is really weird.
Oh, my gosh.
Am I -- Am I crazy?
Oh, gosh! Where is the picture?
I don't know. Maybe that answers some kind of --
Wow.
That picture is not supposed to be found.
Yeah. [ Laughs ]
What are we gonna tell the --
Let me have the husband picture.
Because that -- Open that up.
What year was it? Seriously?
Like, what year would you say he is in --
Am I -- Are you serious?
Get this thing away.
Oh, my gosh!
Come on.
Okay, I'm gonna -- I'm gonna call the son
and just tell him the stuff is here
and he can do what he wants with it.
I'm gonna leave.
I honestly don't want to touch it.
I'm gonna leave right now. Sorry. [Bleep]
Uh, we have a bunch of people coming in tonight for the wake.
Okay.
And he had a lot of -- he was a world traveler --
a lot of stuff that his wife brought us.
Sweet deal.
And a lot of the members are just gonna kind of tell a story
with the different things.
So we just want to make sure we have the right stuff,
and pretty much just, you know, dust it off and make it look --
Make it look nice. Gotcha.
Some of this stuff that he would go around and collect,
like, pre-dated customs.
So I know, like, this stuff you couldn't even bring
from other countries anymore.
Yeah, this is -- He had some pretty interesting stuff.
Just from, like, the look of it.
They do a really nice service here,
like, really customize and personalize.
It's pretty cool. It's a nice thing.
Uh, great. Okay.
And I'm gonna take --
Yeah.
So it's sort of like an Elks traditional ritual
to tell a story with an object.
Oh, this is freaky.
What is that one?
It's a monkey with a tambourine.
Monkey with a tambourine?
Yeah, it's missing a tambourine, though.
It doesn't just click on, or...? No.
It's gonna have to be glued on
'cause it popped off right there.
Oh, right, right, right. It's not like a --
Oh, I see. Okay.
I'll put this here, and if I step out
and someone comes in and they have glue
or they wanted something specific,
if there's anything broken, we'll just keep them --
We'll keep it over here, okay?
Sweet deal. Great.
Right in there. Okay.
Awesome. Okay.
[ Cymbal clangs ]
Is it that --
That was weird.
Maybe it does work?
I don't know what that was, but that wasn't it.
Hmm?
Was it?
That was weird.
Oh, what the hell? It's --
Well, you fixed it.
Oh.
I guess whenever you --
When it was set in the box, it just must have --
Right.
But I'm -- I don't know.
Did -- Does it wind up?
No. I don't know what it does.
That was weird, so...
That's totally weird.
I know. I, like, heard the sound. Yeah.
'Cause usually, they wind up. Right?
Yeah. Well, something like that would, but --
Yeah. There's got to be some story to that, right?
Yeah, probably.
All right, we'll keep this -- Just keep it in the box.
Yeah, exactly. Keep it in the box over here.
Yeah.
So odd.
[ Cymbal clangs ]
That's like --
Weird.
-Oh, you know what it is? -What?
It's probably the --
[ Monkey chatters ]
Holy [bleep]
That's a real [bleep] monkey.
Close it, close it, close it.
Close it. Close it.
There's a monkey in there.
You felt it moving, right?
No, I did not feel it move, but I saw it move.
Listen, listen, listen.
Oh.
-It's moving, though. -No, let's leave it in here.
How'd it turn into a real monkey?
It didn't - It must have --
They are wind-up. No, no, no, no.
That thing was moving, and it was a real monkey, man.
I'm telling you. I'm not messing with you.
That's -- That's a real monkey in there.
No, it's not a real monkey. Come here.
It's -- It's one of those wind-up things
that does this, so --
But that thing was moving.
[ Laughs ]
Um...
No, I mean, that's not --
I know.
Well, no, this is what I think is happening.
[ Cymbal clangs ]
That thing is flipping back up.
Watch. You lay it back in there in that box.
No, no, no. I'm -- I'm just saying.
That was just -- That was just really weird.
'Cause it freaked me out 'cause I thought I saw something move.
Right, right, right, yeah. But no.
Okay.
Yeah, I think it was just springy,
and maybe you're just a little spooked out 'cause of the --
The room.
Moment's passed. Yes.
Hang tight here for a minute, and I'll find out
what we're gonna do with the rest of the things.
Sweet. Okay.
**
There's something weird about this [bleep] room.
What the hell just happened? Oh, my God!
[ Roars ]
Hear me roar!
Here me boar.
Hear me, boar?
-Hey. -Oh, hey. How are you?
-What's your name? -Faith.
-Hey, Faith. Michael. -Hey.
I'm helping Brian out.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The trilobite fossil.
Let me take a look at it.
I might be able to just get it ready for you
and bring it right back to him.
Okay, cool.
I wasn't sure what's in there.
Oh, yeah, we got some good ones in here.
A lot of the stuff that we've been getting lately
is some new platelets of rock
that we were never able to pull stuff out of before.
Where is this from?
This is from Arizona.
Yeah, there was a --
Oh, yeah. Look at that.
Oh, it's like half popping out of there.
Usually you'll find them completely encased.
Never before were we able to pull something like this out
because the exoskeleton itself
is more fragile than the rock it's in.
Oh. So if you try and break it...
-Right. -...you break the whole thing.
But Fernbank is one of the first places
that began, like, a cryo process.
So we actually --
We try to get the fossil itself to expand inside the rock
and kind of get itself to break out.
Yeah, we're doing a whole trilobite display.
So we're trying to get one
of each kind of the extinct species.
That's interesting. Pretty wild, right?
So, how long does that take to get out of the --
I could do this
and, actually, you could bring it back to him, so...
Really? Okay. Yeah, sure.
You can actually see how it -- how it get done.
Yeah. I'll put it in a tray here.
We use dry ice.
Oh.
So, it used to be we would think
that the dry ice would constrict something,
like the coldness of it.
But what it actually does,
because there's residual moisture inside of it,
the ice makes it expand
so it will break out of the rock easier.
Okay?
So I'm gonna put a piece of dry ice right inside here.
All right. So that goes in the bottom there.
That's super-cold.
Right? Yeah.
And put a little bit of water to get that going up.
How would they --
How do they know that that would work?
We tried it here.
So cool.
Yeah, it's awesome. So here we go.
Put him in there.
I'll lay it right on top
and let it sit there literally like three seconds.
[ Chuckles ] That's awesome.
Sometimes you hear a little crackle. Really?
Which I did not, but we'll see.
Yeah.
Look at that. [ Gasps ]
Oh, my gosh. Isn't that something?
That's amazing.
The little guy just comes out 'cause he swells up. [ Gasps ]
So that's him right here. Whoops.
[ Laughs ] He's so tiny.
Yeah. That is a good specimen.
Look at that.
That was weird. It was, like, sliding all over the floor.
It looked like he was --
Is that...
What? Is he alive?
It'll have residual movement still in it
that were programmed for it, so... Oh, okay. I'm like, "What?"
Yeah.
His legs are moving.
Whoa, that's moving a lot, though.
You know, sometimes we'd have like a little twitch
or something in it of anything that was left,
but, I mean, that's --
Wow.
[ Gasps ]
Oh.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God.
That is --
I mean, that is --
Have you ever seen that before?
That is -- No. That is --
I've seen twitches before, but nothing like that.
I mean, that is -- That --
Oh, my God.
That's like a living trilobite.
It's got to be something with the cold
or whether it's the vapor that he's touching.
Like, when he goes near that vapor,
is there a change in --
Oh, shoot. Oh!
Oh [bleep]
Shoot, he's touching the ice. I got to get him out for that.
Oh, no.
[ Blows ] I'm sorry.
[ Crackling ] Oh.
Oh [bleep] What is --
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my gosh!
What the hell just happened? Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my God. Okay, it's okay.
Please stay. It's okay. We're fine.
Don't move. Okay.
What just happened?
I think it expanded from the ice.
It touched the ice. Don't worry about it.
Oh, my God. We'll be fine.
Oh, my gosh.
[ Gasps ] Okay, you okay? You okay?
Please be okay. You're okay.
Don't be scared. I am --
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God. What is going on?
Oh, my God.
It just appeared like that?
It touched the ice, and then I heard --
Did you hear it cracking? It just expanded.
Oh, my God.
It, like, grew right in my hands.
It, like, cracked itself --
Don't put it back in the ice.
Don't put it back in the ice. You're right.
Please don't.
Should you put it in the water, maybe, or...?
Uh, yeah, you know what? This is salt water.
It's okay.
Oh, my God.
This process is new.
To be able to pull a fossil out like that
and see any kind of movement.
But movement like this, that's --
That's the Carbonaro Effect happening.
Wow.
Do you know what that is? No.
Oh, you don't know what the Carbonaro Effect is? No.
Here. I'll give the lid back.
[ Laughs ]
"The Carbonaro Effect"
is the name of a hidden-camera magic TV show.
Thought it was a scientific term for some reason.
It sounds scientific, doesn't it? Yeah, it does.
No, it is scientific.
Well, what if I told you
that you were on that show right now?
What? What?
Yes.
What are you talking about?
-I'm telling you the truth. -No, you're not.
My name is Michael Carbonaro. I'm a magician.
And right now, you're on my TV show,