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Michael: We have somebody coming right now.
Are they going to be able to tell
that I have no idea how to do home renovations?
Would you believe me?
Michael: So we are going to get paint done before the carpets.
So pull those clothes out.
Yeah. Just grab them all.
And, uh, okay.
We'll -- We'll deal with that.
Okay. Anything else?
-Tools. -Some tools? Okay.
Here. We'll take the clothes out.
You need a new shelf. That's horrible. And let's see.
I don't think I have any of that blue paint.
Um... Well, we can set it up.
I'll have some guys maybe from upstairs do that.
Why don't I get you separating these into, you know,
the screws and the nails and the brackets...
All right. Okay.
...till we clean that up.
And is this -- Is this a tool?
Let me see what that is.
[ Sighs ]
It's like some kind of...
I don't think it's --
It's definitely not a tool.
This looks like a recharge unit.
Like, almost, like, you know --
'Cause this plugs in it looks, like, similar.
So if it's a test -- I don't think it's a tool.
So this wouldn't be something
that our, like, repair guys would use probably.
I don't think so, no. I've never seen it before.
I don't know what they would use it for.
Yeah. Oh, look.
This clicks in here, I just saw it.
Yeah, I mean, it goes in there, so I'm saying
it's like a testing, tester or something like that.
I don't know what it is.
Oh, they got another one right here.
So it's a definitely a tool. There you go. See?
-Oh, yeah. -Oh, it's -- There it is.
It's just a sprayer-remover that removes the paint.
There you go.
This is 19. Certain color.
That's a color. That's a paint.
-Oh, it's a color. -It's a sprayer.
Yeah. -Yeah, there's a button on here.
-Yeah. That's not a -- -Let's see.
[ Device beeping ] Oh.
And it blows up.
-Ahh! -[ Laughs ]
Just -- And it paints like that.
It's new age, man. -You know what?
-I'm gonna leave this in here. -That's really funny.
'Cause I'd, like -- I can't stand the beep, so...
-Yeah, that's a little weird. -...I'll leave that closed.
[ Crashing in distance ] Whoa.
Okay.
That wasn't it, right?
Well, it stopped making a noise.
I mean, the big boom? Didn't it...?
It totally painted it. That's a bomb. I told you.
I told you!
What?
I told you! [ Laughs ]
That's a great way to paint!
[ Laughs ] -Are you serious?
They can do that?
I guess so, man!
That's why I was in there.
Good thing.
Yeah, but...
I mean --
That just paint --
[ Laughing ] That's awesome!
Don't touch it! -Don't touch it.
Something could be wet. Something could be wet.
[ Laughs ]
I'll back you up, be like,
"Hey, man, it just was going off when we showed up."
Oh, my gosh. Look at this thing.
Yeah, like expose -- I told you it's just a timer.
That's a painter and it blows up.
I kind of assumed that's what it was.
Yeah. I'm totally amazed, too. I've never seen one.
Oh, my gosh. But they are gonna --
Is there a white one?
Because that is supposed to be...
All right, you know what? -There's a remover right here.
I don't want them to know.
Don't put those clothes in there!
Oh, my God, you're gonna put those clothes back in there on that wet?
Yeah, it's not even wet.
-That's crazy. -That is amazing.
I'm just gonna put the clothes in here
and just forget about it.
You are not gonna say anything, are you?
No, dude! I don't care.
Is there a white version of it or something?
-There's a remover. -What is it?
A remover -- removes the paint that you just did.
Oh, yeah. It's dripping.
You're gonna remove it again? Oh, man.
Should I try it? I am gonna put the remover on.
I have learned that if I do something
to not continue to do it, but, you know, that's you, boss.
Okay. Press the button here...
Probably. Unless -- See? That's the thing. [ Device beeps ]
If it makes it, like, all misty... Okay. It beeps.
...then that's way worse, 'cause it's a nice paint.
Oh, get those clothes out of there!
Get those clothes out of there!
Get those clothes! Get those --
The what? [ Crashing from within ]
Well, too late now.
-I don't want to look. -No, man.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God, they bleached them!
Holy [bleep]! -Ohh...
Look at...
-I told you! -The clo-- I mean...
Oh, my God, dude! [ Laughs ]
Oh, my God.
Oh, I can't believe that it just did that.
Freaking nuts.
Wow.
That was [bleep] cool.
All right, Tracy. Yeah.
So, the last workers that were here did a pretty shoddy job,
so I would say, you know,
we'll put the tools in the bucket... Okay.
...and we'll start to clean that up.
So go ahead and grab those. You can put those in there.
And, um...ow. Whoop.
Ow. I just got a...
Nice little nail?
Yeah, be careful, 'cause that one poked right through,
and I thought I felt something in here before.
Yeah.
What kind of boots do you have?
Wolverines.
Yeah, make sure you bring those in tomorrow.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I've got this underneath here.
Yeah. -[ Chuckles ]
And I was walking around here all morning, so --
A bunch in there.
[ Nails jostling ] Oh, my gosh.
This is what was here.
Yeah, you should -- You shouldn't walk around here.
Yeah.
The whole outside is full of these things, so...
-Really? -Yeah. I'd watch out.
This steel soles are good, but I switch out --
It's good to -- You got to empty them out.
I knew -- I knew it was feeling heavy.
-[ Chuckles ] -Got a bunch of those in there.
[ Nails jostling ] Yep.
Whoa. Yep. Wow.
[ Jostling continues ]
Okay.
Yeah, we could save these. I mean, these are good nails.
This was --
[ Jostling continues ]
Where is that coming from?
-Huh? -Is it just inside your --
Yeah. It goes under the sole, so it will --
-Oh, okay. -It protects your foot.
I see.
But the rubber allows it to go through.
Okay. I see.
So, I mean, if you're working this many jobs,
they'll collect up there, and they're just not --
-They do. -Yeah.
Holy crap.
Yeah.
I probably --
Yeah.
I'm gonna, um -- This is -- That's just too much.
Yeah. Let me, um...
Just watch your feet. -All right.
Yeah. 'Cause they'll go right through that into your foot. Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna get a set of steel soles.
Hang on one sec, okay?
All right.
[ Sighs ]
[ Door creaks ]
Is there -- Could you grab me some spray?
Yeah.
You know, lube?
That should do it, right?
This is "Dirt and Duster's" lube. Yep. Yeah.
You want to hit that with a little bit of that?
You're gonna get that.
There you go.
[ Door creaking ]
All right. -Hammer?
A hammer? Just bang it? Uh, yeah.
Dude, actually, you know what?
Give me the -- the friction transference gun.
-Friction transference gun. -Yeah.
-I don't know what that is. -Oh, it's in the bin.
-Okay. -Yeah, sometimes --
If lube doesn't get a squeak,
the friction transference gun will do it.
Don't know what I'm looking for here.
It's like a little gray thing with a yellow rubber back.
Yeah, that thing. Yeah.
I find that that, like, really works well.
[ Door creaks ]
Yeah, if we could get that here.
[ Creaking continues ]
You can take that. Yeah, these are great.
It pulls it, you know, if you hold it up
and you pull it out... like that.
It tries to pull some of that friction.
Neat.
Check it out.
-Wow. -Isn't that something?
Yeah, that's... that's amazing.
And it's one of these.
You never use that?
Nope, never heard of it and never used it.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know whether it's separating the two pieces
that are rubbing up against each other...
Yeah, it's the weirdest looking thing.
Like, how would it do that?
-I have no idea. -I know.
I'm gonna look it up when I get home.
Yeah. I think -- They made it originally
to take the squeaks out of music boxes and stuff.
They sell them in toy stores.
Hey, look at this.
If I can find one of these things that has a --
I think this is their kid's stuff.
Oh. [ Squeaking ]
Like, something like this would do it.
I think this is what they made it for originally.
-Hmm. -Try it.
[ Squeaking continues ]
If you pull it up out of there. Yeah. Yeah, pull it up.
Hold it there and hold it there and hold, shoot.
[ Squeak ] Ohh.
Uh-oh. Wait.
[ Shoe squeaking ] I think you got my shoe.
[ Laughing ] What the heck?
Oh, I think you got my shoe.
[ Laughs ]
[ Squeaking continues ] Yeah, here. You got my shoe.
You moved this squeak over to here.
-Yeah. -That's really weird.
Yeah. I try and shoot the creaks outside,
'cause otherwise you can shoot it into, like,
another door, and then, you know...
Whhhhhhhhew. Mind blown. Yeah.
[ Squeaking continues ] Yeah, can you pull that out?
Thank you. Shoot it away. Yeah.
[ Pop ] Awesome.
Thank you.
-That's really weird. -Yeah.
We should probably, um --
We can move this couch, I think, back.
[ Squeak ]
Oh! -Oh, found it.
[ Squeaking ]
I think you got it stuck in there.
[ Squeaking ]
Isn't that where you got it? Did you shoot it there?
I thought I shot it outside, but I must have missed it.
[ Squeaking ]
Wait.
[ Squeaking continues ] Yeah. Oh, man.
[ Laughing ] That is so weird!
Yeah. Try and suck that out.
I'm not gonna do it. -Okay.
And really, just make sure you get --
Pull it and shoot it way out the door.
And out the door, out the door.
You sure I shouldn't shoot it back into that toy?
That's a good idea.
This way we won't get in trouble.
Here we go.
[ Squeaking ]
That's so weird!
Okay.
You know, it's just a new filter that, you know,
allows people to make their own version of bottled water at home
without having to pay for it.
[ Scoffing ] I mean...
Michael: We're doing taste tests between filtered water
and bottled water.
-Okay. -Okay?
Do you drink filtered water or bottled water at home?
-Filtered. -Filtered. Okay.
So, we have a new kind of filter
that we're gonna be using in our store
that uses not just the charcoal filters,
but also lava rock.
So, we want to see if people
can actually taste the difference between it.
So this is your everyday bottled water.
So that would be like spring water.
Taste that.
Okay. -Okay.
How would you describe that?
Water.
Tastes like water, right?
But it doesn't have, like, a chorine taste or anything.
It's good. -Yeah.
Yeah. Usually when you buy spring water or bottled water
it has that no metallic, no chorine.
Okay. Now this is just tap water that's gone through the filter.
Taste that.
And you can be totally honest,
because this wasn't a blind test.
Which one do you like better?
-I do like the filtered better. -The taste of filtered better?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
A charcoal filter,
which is ordinarily in a filter like this... Mm-hmm.
...will take out minerals and calcium deposits. Okay.
But the lava rock can take away bio-chemical fragments.
Ouchie.
You know, and you can't really tell the difference
when you look at them. -No, not at all.
But if you see it with a little bit of iodrene...
and you just put a drop in each of those and mix them up.
Huh.
-Now, do you see that? -Yeah, one's darker.
One looks a little bit darker, right?
Yep.
Yeah, these -- It does reveal these little impurities...
Ew!
...that you can find in most bottled water.
What is that?
Uh, these are tactile probiotics.
-Wha-- -They're like amoebas,
and you could swoosh your fingers right through them.
You wouldn't feel them.
There's also other chemicals that'll --
Those are always there?
Those are always there in all water, yeah.
I'm completely disgusted right now.
-Really? -Yeah.
I mean, they just pass through.
-It's just like -- -Can I take this?
Yeah.
That is so freaky.
But -- And iodrene is safe to drink, too.
So if you want to taste that with them in it just to --
Wait. I can -- No. No, no, no, no, no.
Those just -- I have some of those in me now?
Yeah. Well, you ever feel like --
after you eat something and you feel like it's gurgling around,
and it's like...ugh. -Yeah. That's what these are?
That's them swimming.
That's so gross.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, I just wanted wanted to raise awareness about it.
Hey. How you doing?
-Good. How are you? -You can take a ticket.
We're giving away a free graphic inspiration generator.
Cool. Yeah. Let's do it. [ Laughs ]
All right. Cool.
Here. You sign your initials on there.
-Okay. -Brilliant.
And then they're gonna post it at the website.
[ Tears ticket ] You take that half. That's got the number on it.
-Great. -I'll initial the back
so it's got your initials on the front,
mine on the back so it'll be valid.
-Okay. Cool. -You'll see when you're --
When you ring out they'll tell you all about it. All righty.
But you could win a whole --
You know those creative graphics inspiration scrapbooks?
Ooh! Oh, nice! Awesome.
-Do you scrapbook? -I do, actually. [ Laughs ]
-Do you really? -I do.
Do you use this, because I was trying to figure this --
I've never used this before.
I started doing the digital ones, like --
That's what this one is, I think.
-Yeah. Okay. -Digital, but it has a chip
inside of it that helps you organize the stuff. That's cool.
So, like, it has the blank pages like a normal book... Yeah.
...and then, you know, you put all of the, you know,
whatever you're gonna scrapbook like photos and stuff. Sure, sure, sure.
This was just some stuff we had around the store. Yeah.
It does really good with photos, I find. Uh-huh?
And it does pretty good with, um...
Like, memorabilia?
Yeah, memorabilia -- things that are a normal square-size.
It can have a little bit of trouble if you put, like,
interesting things in there like, you know, bracelets or -- Yeah, yeah.
Do you scrapbook that kind of stuff?
Like -- Yeah. Like the plane tickets and stuff like that.
Right. Like concert tickets or --
Okay. So does this, like, feed it over?
This is like the future. Yeah, it's connected by the wire.
What is happening? Okay.
So then this gets put -- You know, this gets pushed down
in there and that wire is fed through there like that.
You know, like, it'll take the book --
So you keep all your stuff in here... Uh-huh.
...and then it'll choose for you.
You put the chip in the front... Mm-hmm.
...you press it... [ Device beeps ]
...and then it lays it out.
Yeah.
Oh! Okay! That's really cool.
Yeah. I just don't know how it does that that fast.
Yeah.
See? Yeah.
That's insane.
Isn't that insane? Yeah. [ Laughs ]
Yeah, like, I didn't put your thing in there... Yeah.
...your little slip. I should have put that in there
as, like, part of a scrapbook, like, memorabilia.
-Yeah. [ Laughs ] -Here. I'll put it in there now.
Here, let's see.
[ Device beeps ] Press it. Let's see if it'll organize it.
-Did -- oh! -Oh!
Did you see it?
It looks like -- Oh, my gosh!
Oh, look. There's your raffle ticket.
But, yeah.
And it all just comes, you know, right out of the envelope.
That's insane.
-Isn't that weird? -Yeah.
Yeah, so, where it's making the choices from
is what I don't understand. -Yeah.
Guess what?
I probably don't want to scrapbook that.
Not that I didn't -- -[ Laughs ]
-It's all about this chip. -Okay.
Something about this little chip,
the way it sticks in there.
[ Laughs ]
Let me grab the pamphlet, 'cause there's like a whole different
bunch of different models on it, okay? Uh-huh.
I'll go grab that. Hang on one sec.
-Okay. -Okay.
[ Heart monitor beeping ]
Emergency room. This is gonna be it.
All right, come on, seriously. I need everybody to clear!
I'm ready. Okay! Let's do this!
[ Defibrillators jostle ]
Don't try that at home.
Michael: Um, yeah, today's gonna be pretty easy.
We're gonna have a prisoner come in here today.
They had him locked up, and he escaped from another prison.
He fell off three stories last night.
Oh, my God.
Oh! That's right.
Hello. How are you? -How are you doing?
Doing good. Yeah, you can bring him on over here.
-All right. -Okay. All right. Great.
How are you doing? -Thirsty.
-Sorry? -Thirsty.
Thirsty. Okay. Here you go.
You want to give him a little bit of water?
-Mm-hmm. -Okay, that's great.
Here, and I'll fix this up.
[ Man groans ] All right.
Michael: So, I thought we'd probably get him in here in about 20 minutes.
You got him in here a lot faster than I thought.
Traffic wasn't too backed up, so...
Yeah.
There you go. And I'll take this one, too.
Thanks so much. Okay. All right.
And how are we doing?
Get you spun around here.
There you are.
Okay. Good.
And...
All right. If you want to just -- Okay.
I'll just have you maybe make those same notes for me here.
Okay. I'll have you set up one of those, um --
Temps.
Yeah, you could set up one of those thermometers.
[ Cellphone rings ]
Heard you took a little bit of a fall, huh?
[ Man groans ] Yeah.
[ Ringing continues ] [ Chuckling ] Okay. All right.
Will you actually take his temperature for me?
-Mm-hmm. -Okay.
[ Ringing stops ] Hey, how are you doing?
This is Dr. Michaels.
Uh, I just wanted to let you know
that we did have our patient come in...
Who's that -- Whoa!
...who is gonna be ready.
He's the one who was gonna be, um, held in there.
We're gonna have him held just as long as you need,
and there's an officer here, too, as well. So --
Yeah, we have him in... -Where'd he go?
-What's that? -Where is he?
He's... Whoa!
-No, dude, where is he? -Where'd he go?
I have no idea! What's going on?
I'm sorry. I stepped on the phone for just two seconds.
Did anybody see where he went? -No.
-Okay, you guys stay here.
I'm gonna -- I'm gonna check things out. Okay.
Wha-- What just happened?
Okay, I went over here to get the thermometer and came to him,
and I was like --
And then I walked over to you,
'cause I was like, "He was missing."
Okay, hang on one second. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm gonna call on the phone here.
Give me the regular line.
[ Thudding on telephone ]
It's dead. Give me the cell.
This is like -- Hello?
Okay. This is Dr. Michaels.
We have a missing patient.
Okay. That's bad news.
All right. What did he say? What did the officer say?
Hey, come here. He's dressed in that uniform.
He just ran that way. Come on. -Say again? What?
He's in that uniform. Come here.
What? No, no, no, no, no.
He's in the uniform. He just --
Did he -- What did he say he's gonna get?
Did he say he's gonna get help, back up?
-I have -- -No, no!
The patient dressed in the cop uniform
just ran out this way in the uniform!
-Say this to me again. -Okay.
This guy just got in a cop uniform
and walked right past you in a police uniform, that way.
-This guy? -Yes!
-Just got in a police -- -Yes!
Wait a minute! Hold one. No, no, no, no.
I wouldn't -- I would not...
I'm telling you! He just went that way!
I just saw it. I just saw him!
I don't want you to put yourself in danger.
I will call that in. -Call security!
Security? -Yes.
Okay. Oh, my God. You know what it is?
That guy, he escapes using the Carbonaro Effect.
That's what they warned me about.
He's, um, he's a professional. No, but you know what I'm saying?
To get out like that he uses the Carbonaro Effect,
and they warned me about that.
What's the Carbonaro? Wha -- What?
-The Carbonaro Effect. -What is that?
Oh, The Carbonaro Effect is the name of a hidden-camera,
magic TV show.
Oh, he's a professional, dude.
But this -- Should we -- He's -- This cop, the real cop...
Stay with me here. Listen to me. Okay.
The Carbonaro Effect is the name of a hidden-camera,
magic TV show...
Mm-hmm.
...like the one you're on right now.
What?!
-My name's Michael Carbonaro. -Okay.
You're on my TV show right now, the "Carbonaro Effect."
I'm a magician.
Are you serious?
I'm serious. Yes. No threat.
[ Laughs ]
This is crazy.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I was just like, you know, a part of me --
I felt bad for the guy, 'cause I hate people being in jail,
and I'm like, "Maybe I should just let him just walk out!" Oh, my God!