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The best part about it
is that everything here,

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the whole store,
it's touch screen now.

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That's not cool.

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Man: We got a little promotion
today, too.

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We're giving away these.

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They're
the one-time-use phones.

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Man #2: What's that?
Oh, it's a little,
you know,

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like a pre-paid phone card,

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but it's for one-time use.

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You can make a call.

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I can make a call with this?

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Yeah,
dial your cellphone number

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into the paper phone
with your fingers.

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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

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Your cellphone.
Good.

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Three...
Three.

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Did you do it?

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You dialed the number?
Yeah.

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Yeah.
Here, hold up your phone...

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and back up a little bit...
[ Laughs ]

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...so it doesn't get
feedback, right?

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I press "dial."
I don't understand.

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[ Cellphone rings ]
See?

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-Ha!
-Whoa.

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Answer.

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Hello?
[ Laughs ]

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Can you put it on speaker?
Yeah.

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[ Echoing ] Oh, yeah.
It's working.

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I need to put you on Snapchat.
Oh, yeah.

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Oh, on Snapchat.
Okay.

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Let them see the phone
you're talking with.
Right.

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-Talk.
-Okay.

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See that?

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Talking into -- It's a new
disposable phone, right?

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One-time use.

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See, got the chip
on the back.
Oh, my God.

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And then this one will go --
Even though it's just paper,

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I can press, uh, pound key,
and this'll go speaker.

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[ Echoing ] Hello?

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No.
You hear? Talk.

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No way.
Isn't that...

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Then it can do
one more thing.

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Once it's made a call, you draw,
like, a little, um...

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You connect the ink
from the chip,

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and see how all those buttons
are there?

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You got to connect all the
buttons in one continuous box

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without letting go of the ink,
because there's micro...

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there's micro wires running
through, embedded in the paper,

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so it has to connect
all of them,

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and then you can write
one thing to text.

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Oh, my God.

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Like, what do you want
to write?

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You want to write your name,
or...
Yeah, you'll see.

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Hold on, hold on.
Say what?

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I got it.
You could do
this one last thing.

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You should see this, too.

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'Cause I'll give you one
to take home.
Okay.

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Paper phone.

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That wasn't anything
like using your phone.

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What does that say?

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Shizzi Magic Fingers.
Okay, cool.

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Now you take it, and you fold
the microchip over the text.

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In half or...
Yeah, fold the whole thing
in half,

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and press
that microchip down.
Okay.

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Paper phone over here.
Press it.

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Yeah, hold it.
Hold it.

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[ Cellphone chimes ]

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It came in.
No!

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[ Both laugh ]

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Did it do it?

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Let me see,
let me see, let me see.
No.

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Let me see, let me see.
Let me see.

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Oh, my God. Wait.
-No.

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-Let me see that.
-No way.

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Let me see, let me see.
Is that what you wrote, really?

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That's what I wrote.

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Oh, my God, dude.

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He's shocked, too.
I know.

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They were telling me
about the ink thing.
I never did it.

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Let me get some new ones
that have just been charged up.
All right.

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And I'll get you guys one,
okay?
He get one?

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One each?
Yeah, one each.

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Okay,
I'll be right back.

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What was this thing?

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[ Laughing ]
This is mine.

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This is mine.
I got that.

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This is mine.
Yeah, it's mine.

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This is the craziest [bleep]
I've seen lately.

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We're doing
a pay-it-forward program, too.

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What's that? Uh-huh.
It's like gift cards.

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They, actually --
When someone comes in

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and makes a transaction,
we give out a gift card to them

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to give to someone else.
Okay.

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So, who would you want
to give it to?

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Uh, can I give it
to my wife?

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Yeah, sure.
You can give it to your wife.

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That will work.
Great.

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So, the way it works,
so -- And your name is?

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Mahmood.
Mahmood.

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Okay, so, there's a mike
right here, so I would say --

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Yeah, you press it down.
Watch this.

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And I go, um, "Mahmood,"
and what's her name?

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Sundus.

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[ Beep ]

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And if they did it right...

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...it makes the...

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Oh, my God!
Yeah.

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Did that spell it right?
Dude!

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Everything's spelled right.

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Is it? Yeah.
Yeah.

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The voice recognition
system's...

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Holy [bleep]
Yeah.

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And it's integrated in,
like -- They're getting...

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Are you [bleep] kidding me?
No, I know.

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What the heck
just happened right now?

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Yeah, I don't know
how it does it.

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I know
this has a wire on it.

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Oh, my...

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Yeah.

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Dude.

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Yeah.

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I got to see --
I got to see another one.

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Well, 'cause then
it'll really be...

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Oh, okay.
It'll really be...

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Can I give it
to another person?

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Or I can't give it to more than
one person, probably, right?

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You're getting funny, right?
No, honestly.

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I'm just curious to see
this technology again.

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I could care less
about a $10...

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If you bring someone else,
I'll have them --
Yeah, I'll bring someone else.

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[ Beep ]
Oops.

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Did I press that?

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Oh, you did.
It beeped, yeah.
Did it beep?

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Well, then we can...

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I heard it beep.

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"Oops. Press that."

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That's 'cause I said that.

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Oh, wow.
Yeah.

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Um, I'm gonna void this one.

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I'll be right back, okay?

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And then I'll do your thing.
Sorry about that.

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You can bring someone else in,
but let me void that one.

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I'll get in trouble.

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**

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Is there any reward for these
on my Best Buy Card on these?

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I don't know
if that value is, like...

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Uh, yeah,
you get one of the, um...

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There's giveaways.

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So you can pick
one of them out.

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And I was just trying
to figure this one out.

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It's like an app for coffee.

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That's cool.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.

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I know.

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I don't know
if I would actually --

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I was using it before,
I couldn't get it to do it,

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but you can take one
if you want.
Oh, is that...

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Is that a little shaker?

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Well, no, it's a -- It plugs
into your car to keep it warm.

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Really?
Yeah.

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And it actually, like, yeah,
you just put water in it...
Oh, that's cool.

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...so you don't need grounds
or anything.

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It's, like, all electric.

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Let me see.
This goes there.

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Yeah, that plugs in,
and you have to kind of --

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You plug your phone
into this part,

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and this electrically
charges the bottom,

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and there's something
with the resonance,

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and you just put
water inside.

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So, it's heating it?
Yeah.

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It starts heating it up.
And look at that.

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You see that?
You can see the steam on it.

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Oh, wow.
Like, that's fast.

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Is it hot?
Uh, yes.

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Careful.
Don't burn yourself.

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Yeah.
That's pretty cool.

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Pour the rest on it,
cap it,

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and pick, like,
one of the coffees.
That's sweet.

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I'll press "French vanilla."

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Wait.
It'll turn it into that?

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Yeah. See?

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No way.
Yeah.

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What?
It's really cool.

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I mean,
it's not really coffee.

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It's really energy water.

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So it doesn't taste
like coffee?

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No, it tastes
exactly like coffee.
Oh, really?

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Yeah, and you leave it plugged
in, and it's hot like that,

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but if you unplug it,
look at this. Feel that.

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It instantaneously
becomes iced coffee.

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What?
Yeah.

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I haven't tasted it.
It smells like it, though.

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I mean, it smells
exactly like coffee.

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That's so weird.
Yeah.

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You can take a sip
if you want.

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I actually haven't
sipped it today.

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Is that, like, just any water?
Yeah, just water.

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Just any water,
and the water tastes --

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The water's fine.

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Yeah, have him drink that.

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I'll figure this out
for you.
Okay.

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-I'll be right back. Okay?
-Taste that.

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What is it?
Coffee.

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Tastes good.
Does it taste like coffee?

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Yeah.
Really?

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It tastes good, yeah.
[Bleep]

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Okay.
We're taking one of these...

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Really?
...for free. Yeah.

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For free?
He just made it right here.

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Wait. What?

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Okay, so, you can plug
this thing into your car...

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-Yeah.
-...like that.

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And it makes coffee
out of water?
You put water,

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and then you pick what flavor
you want from this app.

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Wait. What?

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[ Laughing ]
And then it makes it.

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Oh, let's try peppermint
or something.

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It's a furniture warehouse,
but more importantly,

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it's just a place
where anything can happen.

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Carbonaro: Now, we just got a
shipment in from an estate sale.
Woman: Uh-huh.

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So, do we unwrap everything
and kind of look at it?

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Yeah, come around here.
Okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, we unwrap it
and put tags on it.

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So, how can I help you
the best?

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Do you want me
to unwrap everything

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and let you look at it?
Well, you might be better off

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at knowing what's good.
Mm-hmm.

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I mean, usually, I have
my friend Sandy helping me out.

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Okay.
She has a good idea.

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So, I mean,
this looks more modern.

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Yeah, watch it.
There's something inside it.

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Oh. Oh, okay.

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That was inside here?
Yes, sir.

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Okay. Um...

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Yeah.
Yeah, it's interesting.

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[ Laughs ]
Okay, so...

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It's a decent piece.
It's a decent piece?

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All right, what you can do then,
you can take a tag...

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Okay.
...and write on there.

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I'll give you the number.

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Okay.

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It's 4-2-6.

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Mm-hmm.

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And just put your initials on it
so that they know.

247
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They'll be like, "Who's J.J.?
Yeah.

248
00:08:39,167 --> 00:08:42,133
As long as they know
somebody here looked at it.
Okay.

249
00:08:42,133 --> 00:08:44,167
And maybe just get it
around its neck or...

250
00:08:44,167 --> 00:08:46,667
All right.
Good.

251
00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:48,567
Yes. Perfect.

252
00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:49,600
[ Chuckles ]
Okay, good.

253
00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,833
That's J.J.'s little angel.
Okay.

254
00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:51,933
[ Laughs ]

255
00:08:51,933 --> 00:08:55,167
Then let's, uh --
Let's put...

256
00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:57,400
the, uh --
Let's put it in a box.

257
00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,600
Okay.
Okay.

258
00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,067
Let me get a piece of paper.
Oops.

259
00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:04,633
We wrap it
in paper here.
Okay.

260
00:09:04,633 --> 00:09:08,067
And we'll put that
inside a box.

261
00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:09,533
There you go.

262
00:09:09,533 --> 00:09:11,267
Yeah.

263
00:09:11,267 --> 00:09:14,500
And I will get -- Good.

264
00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,367
Perfect.

265
00:09:16,367 --> 00:09:18,267
You guys want them
to fold in or...

266
00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,367
Oh, yeah.
You know, what...
Oh, okay.

267
00:09:19,367 --> 00:09:20,633
...we can do
is probably just put

268
00:09:20,633 --> 00:09:21,967
a little piece of tape
on it.
Okay. All right.

269
00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:23,133
That's fine.
Yeah, great.

270
00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:25,500
Yeah, put a piece
of little tape over the top.

271
00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,567
A little will be fine.
Good.

272
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,800
Good.
Okay.

273
00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,467
So, this is, you said,
a good item.

274
00:09:30,467 --> 00:09:31,967
Yeah.
So then that
we're gonna put here.

275
00:09:31,967 --> 00:09:33,367
This is where I'm putting
all the good stuff

276
00:09:33,367 --> 00:09:35,333
that they're gonna
look through later...
Okay.

277
00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:36,733
...okay, and make a decision.
Okay.

278
00:09:36,733 --> 00:09:38,467
Um, so, this safe
is good, too, right?

279
00:09:38,467 --> 00:09:40,900
Yeah. I don't see
any damage or anything.

280
00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:43,067
Only thing that's questionable
is, there's no key...
Oh, shoot.

281
00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:44,100
and now it's locked...

282
00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,267
unless they have
a combination somewhere.

283
00:09:46,267 --> 00:09:48,067
Oh, look, look, look. Yeah.
It's on the bottom?

284
00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,433
Yeah, it's on the bottom.

285
00:09:49,433 --> 00:09:50,467
See?
It says that there.

286
00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:51,467
Is that it?

287
00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:53,333
Uh, 1, 2, 3, 4.
Yeah, let me look.

288
00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:55,367
1, 2, 3 --
Whoa! Oh.

289
00:09:55,367 --> 00:09:56,733
Shoot, shoot, shoot.

290
00:09:56,733 --> 00:09:58,067
Yikes.

291
00:09:58,067 --> 00:10:00,133
[ Whispering ] We want
to keep it a good item.
Sorry.

292
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,300
[ Whispering ] Yeah.

293
00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,367
Oh, shoot.

294
00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:03,567
What?

295
00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:05,067
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.

296
00:10:05,067 --> 00:10:06,267
Did it smash it?

297
00:10:06,267 --> 00:10:09,533
Where did it go?

298
00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:10,767
It flew --
What's that?

299
00:10:10,767 --> 00:10:12,900
Yeah, it flew out.
It's not even in there anymore.

300
00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,667
It flew out?
Yeah.

301
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,667
I have no idea.
It flew away.

302
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:23,800
The angel did not want
to be contained.

303
00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,867
It's gone.
It flew.

304
00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:28,300
Guess what.
What?

305
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:30,267
Angels really do have wings.
What's that?

306
00:10:30,267 --> 00:10:31,900
Angels really do have wings.

307
00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,367
Angels really do have wings.

308
00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:35,067
Oh, my gosh.

309
00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:36,500
I'm gonna pretend
that we didn't find that.

310
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,533
Yeah, we're gonna...

311
00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:38,867
I'm just gonna fold
that form...

312
00:10:38,867 --> 00:10:40,300
Yeah.
..and just...

313
00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,467
I don't know
what you're talking about.

314
00:10:41,467 --> 00:10:43,067
You don't know anything,
right?

315
00:10:43,067 --> 00:10:44,767
[ Laughing ] Okay.

316
00:10:44,767 --> 00:10:46,300
All right, so, well, let's
at least see if we can --

317
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,000
1, 2, 3, 4.
Let's see if we can open this.

318
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,433
It's 1, 2, 3, 4, pound?
Okay. Okay.

319
00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:51,600
Want to try that?

320
00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,567
Here we go.

321
00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:58,967
And it opens.
Okay, good.

322
00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:05,900
You and I just folded up
that angel, didn't we?

323
00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,733
Wait. What?

324
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:11,067
Me and you
just folded up that angel.
Yes? Yes.

325
00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:17,567
That's freaky, and you know
we put it in the box.

326
00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:18,800
Are you kidding me?

327
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,500
We put it in the box.

328
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,167
For sure
we put it in the box.

329
00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:23,867
That has to be
a different...

330
00:11:23,867 --> 00:11:25,300
Wait a minute.
What's...

331
00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,667
[ Laughing ] That's crazy.

332
00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:30,067
That's your tag?

333
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:31,667
That is freaky.

334
00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:36,133
This thing does not want
to be in that box.

335
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:37,467
It wants to be in here.

336
00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:40,100
This thing does not want
to be sold off and traded.

337
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,633
I'm telling you.

338
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:46,967
Here we go.

339
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,500
Yeah, we'll just
put it down right here.

340
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,533
Okay.

341
00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:50,633
Okay.

342
00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:52,367
Yeah, down here's good.

343
00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:56,400
Well, it's kind of cold.
This one?

344
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,900
Yeah, it must have been
sitting out there for a while.

345
00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,767
He already had it
on his driveway.

346
00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:00,967
Oh, wow.
Yeah.

347
00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:02,233
Oh, okay.

348
00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:04,067
Was this a donation?
Yeah.

349
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,967
Apparently it's
his mother-in-law's couch,

350
00:12:05,967 --> 00:12:07,400
so that's all I knew.
Oh, okay.

351
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,700
It's, like...

352
00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,067
Any rips
on the side there?

353
00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:12,733
Yeah, I don't...
Looks pretty good, right?

354
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:13,967
Yeah, it looks...

355
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,200
Let's take the plastic off
in the front.

356
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,233
Yeah. There.

357
00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:22,467
Oh, yeah.

358
00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:23,933
Is it a...

359
00:12:23,933 --> 00:12:26,067
Oh, it's a pull-out.

360
00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:27,400
Oh, that's why
it's so heavy.

361
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,067
Oh.
Yeah, let's try it.

362
00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:31,467
We got to check and see
if it works, you know?

363
00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:32,567
Yeah. Okay.

364
00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:34,400
See if the mattress
is in good shape.

365
00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:38,333
Yeah.
Pull that.

366
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:40,633
See, I don't have any leverage,
unless it's, like, held down.

367
00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:41,667
Yeah, and pull.

368
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:42,933
Okay.

369
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,100
-There we go.
-It's a La-Z-Boy.

370
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,667
Yeah, pull it out and see
if it opens all the way.

371
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,600
Yeah.
[ Whimpers ]

372
00:12:52,567 --> 00:12:54,100
It is.
Whoa.

373
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,467
Well, those got...

374
00:12:57,833 --> 00:13:00,233
These are both, like,
kind of like sweat...

375
00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:03,067
Hello?

376
00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:04,267
Oh.

377
00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:05,733
Carbonaro: Where did
she just come from?

378
00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:07,267
Right there.
Excuse me, miss.

379
00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:08,767
You can't be inside here.

380
00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:11,067
You can't be
inside this store.

381
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,700
Yeah.
Are you okay?

382
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,367
Yeah.
Oh.

383
00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:16,067
Okay. Yeah.

384
00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,133
What, she just
came in from here?

385
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:18,800
No. Right here.
She was in the mattress.

386
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:19,833
Huh?

387
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,700
She was --
She was in the mattress.

388
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,500
No, come on.
Wait.

389
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,500
I turned around.
I unfolded it.

390
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,067
She was in the mattress.

391
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:30,100
She was inside the couch.

392
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,100
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

393
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,833
Okay.
This is crazy.

394
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,733
That's when I'm like --
She...

395
00:13:34,733 --> 00:13:36,333
I don't think this guy...

396
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:37,633
I just came
from this guy's house.

397
00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:38,900
He said it was
his mother-in-law's couch.

398
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,467
I don't know if that's her.
Like, we should probably...

399
00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:42,833
Oh, my gosh.
That was crazy.

400
00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:43,867
That scared --
That's why I was like,

401
00:13:43,867 --> 00:13:45,200
"Wait. Whoa.
Hold up. Like..."

402
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,900
I thought she came running and
laid down when I was turning.

403
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,067
No, no, no.

404
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:49,567
She was in the couch,
and I just drove with it.

405
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,967
-Oh, my gosh. That is crazy.
-That's why it was heavy.

406
00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:53,600
It had a person in it.
Oh, my God.

407
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,767
You drove this thing here?
I drove with that thing,

408
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:57,700
and he had it on his driveway,
like, standing upright,

409
00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,433
and we loaded it in there
and everything.

410
00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:02,600
Oh, my gosh.
That -- That -- That's crazy.

411
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,433
People get folded up
in these things all the time.

412
00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:06,900
A lot of times, you know, they
can't find someone for weeks,

413
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,933
and, you know, after a party,
you know, a lot of times,

414
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,467
people, they're cleaning up
in the morning,

415
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:14,100
and then they don't realize
someone's sleeping in there.
Really?

416
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,767
Yeah, when you're not aware
that someone could be,

417
00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:18,700
you know, stowing away
inside your furniture.

418
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,400
Wow.

419
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,067
That would freak me out
if I opened this one day --

420
00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:23,633
somebody bought this couch,
and we just...
Yeah.

421
00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:24,700
Yeah.
That's why we check.

422
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,867
Oh.

423
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,367
I'm a hair engineer.
Do you like what I did?

424
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:37,500
I engineered that myself.
Styled it.

425
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,433
Whew!
[ Imitates robot ]

426
00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:41,367
Stylin.'

427
00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:43,267
Hi.
-Hi.

428
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:44,667
-How are you doing?
-Good. How are you?

429
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,100
All right.
Are you Donna?

430
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,300
I'm Sydney.
Oh, Sydney.

431
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,367
Oh, okay. Are you -- you
sitting under the machine?

432
00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:51,567
What are you getting done?
I've been waiting
for Christian.

433
00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:53,833
Ah, you're gonna see
a real stylist.
Okay.

434
00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:55,367
I just know how to operate
the machine, so...

435
00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:56,867
Oh.
What does the machine do?

436
00:14:56,867 --> 00:14:57,933
Oh, you know,

437
00:14:57,933 --> 00:15:00,067
just ordinary styling stuff.

438
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,100
Yeah, 'cause the industry's

439
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,967
just gonna all be
about the machines.

440
00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,100
Sydney: Right.
You know?

441
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,267
Like everything else.
Like everything else.

442
00:15:05,267 --> 00:15:06,700
Right?
Oh, are you Donna?

443
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,833
Oh, come on over here.
I'm sorry.

444
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,533
How are you?
Good. How are you?

445
00:15:10,533 --> 00:15:11,700
I'm Kiernan.

446
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,200
Nice to meet you. Thank you.
Nice to meet you.

447
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,533
Okay, so, you're
doing the machine.
Donna: Yes.

448
00:15:14,533 --> 00:15:15,800
Okay.
And where are you going?
A wedding.

449
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,167
Oh, was that the picture

450
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,800
they showed me with the ribbon
stuff, the ribbon work?

451
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,633
With the ribbon, up.
Okay, you're gonna get, like,
a whole --

452
00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:24,533
Okay, good.
Have a seat right on over here.

453
00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:25,967
Okay.
There you are.

454
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,267
And, oh, you know what?
I should lay the ribbon first.

455
00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:31,267
I'm so interested to see
what's gonna happen.

456
00:15:31,267 --> 00:15:32,467
Oh, yeah, yeah.

457
00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:34,333
Well, it's like --
It's pretty simple.

458
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,800
Straightforward stuff.

459
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:39,467
So, I'm just gonna
loosely pile the ribbon

460
00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:41,267
on top of your hair,
okay?

461
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:43,067
Great.
Right.

462
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,133
Like I say, I'm not --
I'm not a stylist.

463
00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:46,300
[ Chuckles ]

464
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,733
I'm not very good
with my hands, you know,

465
00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:50,500
artistically or anything,
so...

466
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,067
simple stuff for me.

467
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:57,167
And lower it down, put it
in place here like that.

468
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,200
Okay, good.

469
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,500
How is that?
That comfortable?

470
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,967
Mm-hmm.
Okay, good.

471
00:16:01,967 --> 00:16:05,067
Okay, you see one laser light
now on your right eye.

472
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:07,500
That'll be lining up.
Tell me when that's lined up.
Yeah.

473
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,067
And another one
on your left eye?
Yep.

474
00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:10,467
Okay, good.
That should be lined up.

475
00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:11,500
Okay, I'm gonna press
the button.

476
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:12,567
Are you ready?
I'm ready.

477
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:14,733
Here we go.
[ Beeps, whirs ]

478
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:16,200
[ Beeps ]
How'd we do?

479
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,333
Oh, look at that.

480
00:16:20,867 --> 00:16:22,100
What...

481
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,667
That is beautiful.

482
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,233
Oh, great job.
...in the world?

483
00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:26,600
Really great job.

484
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,100
Let me see under
the light over here.

485
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,967
Okay.
Oh, that is great.

486
00:16:29,967 --> 00:16:31,700
Look at that.

487
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,400
Oh, that looks beautiful.
Is that too tight?

488
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,500
No, it feels great.
Oh, wow.

489
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,100
And it did the whole looping
of the ribbon.

490
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,267
Thank you so much.
That's it, right?

491
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:38,800
You're set? Okay.
Yes. Bye.

492
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,800
Tell the rest of
the bridesmaids -- make
sure to come and see me.

493
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,133
I definitely will.

494
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:43,733
Wow.
Carbonaro: Yeah.

495
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,233
It's called StyleMate.

496
00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:47,067
Style...
StyleMate from Styletech.

497
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:48,433
That is crazy.

498
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:50,533
You just come with your hair
washed and straightened?

499
00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:51,900
Washed --
well, not even straightened.

500
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:54,800
Just washed, towel dry,
and they come in.

501
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,067
It can be dry or towel dry.
We'll mist it.
Uh-huh.

502
00:16:57,067 --> 00:17:00,600
And, you know, you can upload
the style you want to our system

503
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,900
before you come to the salon,

504
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,700
or you can bring it
on a thumb drive and...

505
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,500
I'm just here to --
doot-doot-doot-doot-doot --

506
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,700
press the buttons.
What?

507
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,067
That is crazy.

508
00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:09,367
Yeah.
We don't get hair on the floor.

509
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:10,933
Right.
'Cause you used to have
to sweep it up.

510
00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:13,967
Hey, Aaron wants you
to groom Roxy here.

511
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,100
To curl Roxy?

512
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,133
Yeah, to groom her.

513
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:18,267
Oh, to groom Roxy?
Yeah.

514
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,533
I'm a dog groomer now?
She saw scissors,

515
00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:20,867
and she thought
you could do it.

516
00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:21,933
I'm a dog groomer.

517
00:17:21,933 --> 00:17:23,500
Are you really
a dog groomer?

518
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,267
Is it the same
as hair styling?
No.

519
00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:26,500
It's different, right?
Yes.

520
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,600
Sure.

521
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,900
I'll use the machine.
Have you done it before?

522
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,833
No, but I saw on YouTube
that you can use --

523
00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:34,867
You can use the style machine
for the same kind of thing.

524
00:17:34,867 --> 00:17:36,533
All right. Have fun.
Let's try it.

525
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,267
We'll try it.
Here. I'll give it a try.

526
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:40,067
I mean,
it's the same kind of care.

527
00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:41,100
Okay.

528
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,800
Here.
Put her here.

529
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,833
Oh, yeah. Okay.
I'll swing him like this.

530
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,567
Okay, good.
Roxy.

531
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:49,067
Here. Yeah?
All right, Roxy.

532
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,567
All right, Roxy.
Hey.

533
00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:51,867
Sit. There we go.
There we go.

534
00:17:51,867 --> 00:17:53,933
Loosely pile the ribbon...
All right.

535
00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:55,600
...lift it up
nice and high...
Have fun.

536
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,233
...and go down
just like that.

537
00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:58,633
All right.
Perfecto.

538
00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:00,233
I'm gonna go let Aaron know
we're trying it.

539
00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:02,833
Okay, and I'm just gonna
set it to the normal setting.

540
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,800
Roxy, you be good in there.

541
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,200
Oh, she's trying
to get out a little.

542
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,500
Oh, my gosh.
You okay?

543
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,900
[ Beeps, whirs ]

544
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,933
[ Beeps ]
And there we go.

545
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:12,067
Okay. Hold on.
That's my bad.

546
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:13,500
One second.
Give me one second.

547
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,733
One second.
Hold on a minute.

548
00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:16,467
What?
Okay, that's my fault.

549
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:18,400
Sit, sit, 'cause I don't want
to start a -- start a thing.

550
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,067
What?
Just give me a second.

551
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:21,500
That's my fault.
Hang on one second.

552
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,300
What do you mean,
that's your fault?

553
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,433
Where the [bleep]
is the dog?

554
00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:26,400
Wait, no.
That's my -- That's my fault.

555
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,933
I feel like I'm about
to have a heart attack.

556
00:18:27,933 --> 00:18:29,400
Where's the dog?

557
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,433
I may have to do this over.

558
00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:31,900
Hold on a minute.

559
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,833
I'm gonna put that --
Perfect.

560
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:36,300
Okay. Hold on.
Let me reset here.

561
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,200
You know what it is?
I had it set on fluff.

562
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,967
What?! You can't make a dog
disappear and then reappear.

563
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:44,200
I feel like
I'm in a crazy house.

564
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,233
What the [bleep]
There you go.

565
00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:47,733
Here she is.
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.

566
00:18:47,733 --> 00:18:49,633
Hey, hey.
[ Whirs, beeps ]

567
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,533
No [bleep] way.

568
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,767
Oh, hey. Oh.

569
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,400
So, what is this --
like a [bleep] house of horrors?

570
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,667
What...
How are you?

571
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,067
How are you?

572
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:03,267
There was
no [bleep] dog there.

573
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,633
There was, too,
when I lifted it up.

574
00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:06,400
She was just fluffed.

575
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,400
Like, when a -- You know
when you're doing your clothes,

576
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,233
if you take it out in the
middle, they're not gonna...

577
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,967
I feel like
I'm about to pass out.

578
00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:14,100
This is too much.
No, don't pass out.

579
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,733
She's okay.
Look, look, look.

580
00:19:15,733 --> 00:19:17,300
She's totally okay.
I see that she's okay.

581
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:19,333
Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no.

582
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,933
Don't, don't, don't.
I feel I'm having
an out-of-body experience.

583
00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:23,567
You what?
This is too much.

584
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,233
No, don't, don't.
Everything's fine.

585
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:27,567
She's totally fine.
Okay.

586
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,867
Well, all that matters

587
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,633
is she has a heartbeat
and she's alive.
Yes.

588
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:32,500
[ Snaps fingers ]
She's responding.

589
00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:34,700
Yeah. That's one of those
things you learn about.

590
00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:36,567
Like, you don't lift it up
in mid-style.

591
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,933
Otherwise, you know,
the subject

592
00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:41,200
can go through
the Carbonaro Effect.

593
00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:44,467
Which is what?

594
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,833
"The Carbonaro Effect."

595
00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:50,167
Oh, it's the name of
a hidden-camera magic TV show.

596
00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:53,167
Exactly!
I told you!

597
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,433
And you're on it right now.

598
00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:56,400
You're full of [bleep]

599
00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:59,567
I'm like, "This is
[bleep] [bleep] y'all."

600
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,233
[ Laughs ]

601
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:03,767
But it's fun.
And you tried to keep
your composure, and I'm like...

602
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,233
Did you think
you were going crazy?

603
00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:07,467
I just was like, "Okay, I need
to [bleep] call somebody,

604
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,967
because I'm
in a house of horrors.

605
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,633
And nobody else seems to [bleep]
realize the dog wasn't there,

606
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:14,667
now the dog is there,
now the dog has --"

607
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,267
He was fluffed!
That was not fluffed.

608
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,700
He was in mid-fluff.
Oh, my God.