[ Beep ]
Oh, this whole thing is a touch screen.
It's a touch counter.
It's a touch sales person.
It's a touchy store.
Touch everything... and buy it.
How are you doing? -I'm good, thank you.
Find everything you were looking for?
-Yep. -Perfect.
What are these?
Laundry bags.
Oh, that's nice.
Wow, they pack up really small, right?
I know.
The travel stuff here is amazing.
Oh, I know, the travel stuff is good.
Stapler's not so good.
Travel stuff good -- stapler's not good.
I'm going to open a new one over here.
Let me slide your purse over.
Yeah.
Ahh, great.
At least you work in the right place.
you can get whatever you want here.
Yeah. That's right. Yeah.
I am no good at opening these packages, though.
Oh, they're horrible. Yeah.
My mom doesn't let me use her scissors
because they dull the scissors out.
True. Yeah.
Um...have you seen --
you know what they have, is these things.
We started selling them too.
Have you ever seen the "Package De sheller"?
[ Clicks ]
What does that do?
Oh, it's a de sheller for this kind of stuff,
so you can just pop it out.
Like that. So it pops out of the package.
[ Clicks ] Like this.
Okay, how'd you do that? 'Cause this has...
No way.
Yeah.
This takes the pressure that's inside
as built up pressure in there that holds it.
But how the heck did you...? [ Laughs ]
See how it goes like this?
[ Click ]
Yeah, but you're just pushing it.
Right. So, how did it get out?
It's bumping it out. It's bumping it through.
It gives it like -- like you can feel it on your hand.
[ Click ] Feel that?
But still. It's still closed.
Right, that's what it does --
it de-shells it, so it's still closed.
Okay, how much is that gizmo?
This is $30.
Cool, I got to keep that in mind.
Yeah. I forgot I had it.
But they're great for anything.
What is it called again?
It's the "Weber Package De-Sheller".
"De-Sheller."
Yeah, so anything that's like that, it just...
[ Click, pop ] Yeah.
Just shoots that right out.
Try it.
No, I can't do that, you know, to your stuff.
Here.
[ Click ] That is amazing.
'Cause that's glued, right?
Yeah, I mean, there's no...
It's so cool. I know.
The stuff they come up with here.
[ Laughs ] I love it.
May I offer you some peanuts?
Oh, no, thank you.
That wouldn't work, would it?
I don't think so.
It wouldn't work with peanuts?
They're sealed, right?
I got to try it.
That's --
[ Clicks ]
[ Gasps ] No way!
Wow!
No way! Just knocked them right out.
That's...
[ Giggles ]
There's nothing in here.
Wow!
Okay, don't forget you have to staple that.
Yeah, that's exactly right. Yeah.
[ Thud ]
Whoops.
No way.
You know what, it went off in my hand and now...
Hold on a minute.
Don't tell me that you got it back in there.
Yeah, no, it went in the stapler package.
How the heck did you do that?
I shot it off in my hand when I wasn't looking at it.
But it puts it back in, as well?
I-I didn't know that.
Yeah, it's got --
Okay, you need another one.
Yeah. Does anybody else have one?
You know what, let me grab one really fast, okay?
Go. I'll be right back.
So I can pull that thing out.
Oh, my gosh.
No way.
[ Beep ]
Why they put these -- Odd spot.
It's, like, on the inside.
Oh, right? Yeah. It's so hard to get.
Yeah. I'd have to, like, bend it in.
[ Laughs ] Maybe through here.
You know what I can do? Probably.
I'm going to just clean it.
Maybe some parts of it are dirty.
Oh, here, I'll just use this.
[ Beep ]
That's better.
How did that happen?
I was just trying to clean off the front of the glass,
and then it, like...
You know how, like, the scanner light pops out?
So, scanned it when you held it and then it scanned it again.
Well, it didn't scan it through here.
No. It scanned it when I pulled it out.
Yeah. How did you pull the light out?
Oh, it's just store policy, you know.
It's a safety issue for, like, returns.
Yeah. Pretty weird, right?
They don't want people going out in the parking lot holding this.
Mm. 'Cause it looks like a gun.
Oh, yeah.
So that people would be able to take the light out
to the parking lot and then do it.
Really? Yeah -- which makes sense.
It was just a light, though.
Yeah, it was just the --
The little piece of light.
Yeah. I don't know.
All right.
Okay, so, you got it once?
Now the battery's out -- totally.
All right, let me grab a battery.
I'll be right back. One second.
And here we go.
[ Beep ]
One.
[ Beep ] Two.
[ Beep ] Three.
And this too? Right here.
Mm-hmm.
[ Beep ] Okay.
Totaling $222.51.
Oh, that's down. Let me swipe it over here for you.
Okay, great.
[ Beep ]
You know what, I think it will work over here.
Oh, okay. Here you go.
Okay, just slide it in there.
You got my card, right? Sorry?
I gave you my card, didn--
Oh, did I have it?
Yeah, you took it.
Oh, you know what? I just put it...
I was just holding it.
I'm so having one of those days. I'm sorry.
Okay, wait a minute. Let's just retrace.
You -- I said the total.
Did I put it on the table?
Let's just look.
I'm sorry. It's totally my fault.
I did, um...
[ Rattles ]
Oh, wait.
Doesn't that look like a card?
Yeah. That can't be, though, right?
It's got to be.
I'm telling you, there's a card in there.
I know, but no way could that have been in there.
We didn't even touch it.
No, I know, but these are safety boxes -- Look at this.
Here, look.
Yeah, there is a card in there.
I mean...
Suzanne?
Is that...?
Could that be...?
You know, that is so strange.
They said that these were used for, like, jewelry
to keep it protected.
How would that...
That is so strange.
They just said get rid of these
because they didn't want people having these
because they said it was, like, suck things in.
I haven't even touched it.
Do you want them? Because they obviously like you.
Look at me. Come closer. Come closer.
That's you.
You, at home.
That's you. I'm an artist.
That's cool, right?
Woman: Yeah, I don't know what it's doing.
There's nothing --
Oh, that's that little training thing for origami.
Oh.
I think you're supposed to use the box as a guide.
Oh!
Which one do you like?
I was going to do the heart.
The heart? Is it the easiest one?
It looks like it is. Yeah, the heart.
Yeah, it's like you take -- well, this is what --
Some guy came in and was showing me how it works.
Yeah. He didn't speak English.
Oh!
But he gave me the directions, and it's just symbols,
but it's not like -- like, if you put --
He said you fold it in half and then half again.
So that it's in quarters, like that.
That's how you start it? You start them like that.
And then you balance it on this stick that's inside there.
Okay. That's cool.
Which is weird because they put the directions inside.
Exactly. You balance that like that...
and you close it.
So, you do it with the box closed?
Yeah. That's what he was showing me.
He would go -- 'cause that's up.
So you go up, then down, and push.
That's what those arrows are.
Yeah. And then, this is to go around like that.
[ Giggles ]
And open it and...
Yeah.
You're kidding me. No.
That's what he was showing.
That is amazing.
Yeah. It's like... apparently like origami --
Well, it's simple shapes. It's not really complicated.
You just blew my mind. I don't know.
I'm so blown away.
That is so cool.
Well, 'cause origami apparently means "one finger."
That's, like, mimicking the one finger.
So, all the moves,
all the folding can be down with one beam.
That's amazing. I love it.
That's a good present.
It is a good present. Yeah. Yeah.
Apparently, this was like for a kid's toy,
but it would be our version of training wheels on a bicycle.
"Dumb American" version. [ Laughs ]
Yeah.
They're so smart over there.
That's so cool. Can I keep this one?
Sure, you can keep that, yeah.
Not like I'm going to do anything with it,
but maybe I'll keep it on my dashboard for a minute.
Oh, you know, the other one was fun with a dollar.
Oh, really?
Yeah, do you have a dollar?
Um, yeah, I do.
It's an off map one, though.
So I'm going to have to remember it.
I don't know if I remember it.
Well, you try it.
Okay. Okay. You tell me.
So, fold it. Okay.
Fold it in half again.
So that matters, okay.
And then fold it in half again.
That's kind of how it was folded already.
Yeah. Okay.
And make a tight, tight crease.
And then balance it on top of the beam.
If you balance that on top of that --
Okay, go ahead, you do it. Close it.
All right. What am I going to make?
Close the...piece. Close the latch.
Okay, let me see if I can do this backwards.
You're going to go that way.
So just flip it? Mm-hmm.
Oh, wait, stop, wait! Hold on, it's this way.
'Cause I'm backwards.
[ Groans ] Okay.
Go that way. Whole box. Yep.
Back. Flip it one more over.
Now you're going to slide it fast one -- Yep. Good.
Flip it on its...top.
This way? Yep.
Top. Turn.
And now flip it back over very gently.
Yep. And open it.
Oh, I didn't do that gently.
Did it do it?
No, it didn't do anything!
[ Groans ] I'm terrible.
You have, like, Nina moves
where you're like, "choo, choo, choo, choo."
All right, try it unfolded.
Balance it unfolded.
Do you know what I think it did?
You got to be effing kidding me.
That's my fault. Yeah, I was --
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
My mind is blown. No.
It turned -- yeah. Are you -- am I --
Because I'm looking at you,
I'm trying to give you directions facing this way.
Remember when I said to go this way,
you would have been mirroring me.
So, it folded --
It didn't fold it, it cut it.
No, it folded the corners in to itself.
Sweetheart, look at it. Yeah.
But how did it reprint?
Well, you know, like, this paper is one color on one side
and one color on the other?
If you fold it in, you're not going to see
any of the white paper anymore.
It all gets folded up.
True, but...
It's like it reprinted.
I wonder if I can use this to buy something?
I'm going to keep this.
Okay. Yeah. We could try and undo it or--
No. No?
Nope. This is my souvenir.
This is my real souvenir. Okay.
I feel like I'm on drugs right now, actually.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Mm.
Hello. Hello.
How are you? Good.
I was just trying this stuff out.
This is "Auto-Calligraph-Ink".
It makes it easier than training how to do calligraphy.
Yeah. You know?
So, yeah, for weddings and stuff,
you could write, like, little "reserved" table cards.
My writing's not very good.
Mine isn't either.
Yeah, it just looks like basic writing.
It looks good.
Well, it's okay.
The pen makes it okay,
but this ink has a natural enzyme in it
that is like an active culture.
So, after you write with it, you just, you know,
you're supposed to wiggle it.
Yeah.
And it spreads through the paper.
Ah, nice. That's cool.
And it kind of swirls the edges on what you wrote.
So that it makes it look fancier.
Wow. Yeah.
That's really cool. Yeah.
You know how printer ink has live cultures inside of it?
Someone noticed that if you leave it on the right kind of paper,
the little cultures will try and travel.
Ahh.
So they were like, "Let's take advantage of that."
You know, and make something artistic.
That's smart, yeah.
You can use any kind of paper that doesn't have a coating on it...
and you just write whatever you want, like...
What's your name?
Amanda.
A-M-A-N-D-A.
Okay, I'll do my best calligraphy. [ Laughs ]
A-M-A-N --
D... D...
...A. ...A --
try and do, like, a thing on it.
Little bit fancy. Yeah.
Yeah, and it's still wet,
so you don't touch it with your fingers.
Yeah.
But when it's like that,
you just want to shake it, like this,
and you can see it start to -- There it goes through, right?
That's crazy.
See that?
Yeah. That's insane.
Swirls right on through there.
Wow. Yeah.
Here, you take that, hang on to that,
and I'll get you a pack of this paper, okay?
The whole kit should come out to $7 total.
Okay. I'll be right back.
That's awesome.
I di [ Spooky voice ] Whoooo! Governor's mansion!
Whoo--
[ Thud ]
We'll work on that.
Uh, yeah, come on over here, I'll show you what we're doing.
We're just setting up a bunch of six tops.
Okay.
Tonight's the 100-year anniversary of the fire...
Oh. ...of 1916.
Every year they have an event
that honors the rebuilding of the mansion.
Gotcha. This is the hero table.
This is the table that we set up.
You know, the governor's wife perished in that fire. Right.
So every year they set up a table, nobody dines at it...
Right, it's set up. ...but it's honorary.
It's gonna have white linen and these special plates.
Come around here, I'll show you.
This is what makes tonight's event really special.
They're excited because in 100 years
they've set up this table, but they actually just uncovered
some of the china from 1916.
It was found at an auction.
Oh, wow.
So that's what we're going to do that table with.
Okay. Really thrilled about it.
It's pretty, isn't it? Yeah.
And when we set that table, of course,
I'll give you gloves, too.
We have to be very careful. Okay.
So, these are going to get set over there --
I don't want to put down
until we bring these over to this table, here.
Okay. Okay.
So, come around over here.
Great.
Let's have you take the linen...
Okay. ...and put it on the table.
I wouldn't drape it yet. We'll do that last.
Okay.
'Cause we don't want any dust to get on it or anything. Right.
Oh, here, take two of the napkins, as well.
Okay. Here you go.
Yeah.
We always set that table last after the whole event is set up.
Sure. Okay.
So, come on over here,
and I will have you put those gloves on
and just wipe down those spoons.
Just try and polish them up a little bit more.
Yeah, no problem.
I'll bring this into the kitchen to get cleaned,
and I also have a pair of candlesticks
from the 1916 fire.
Oh, cool.
So we're going to bring those out.
We're not going to light them, obviously.
[ Laughs ]
That's what started the fire.
So, I'm going to get the candlesticks.
Wipe those down, put it with the rest
of the silverware, and then I'll be right back. Okay?
Okay. All right.
[ Door opens ]
Michael: All right, I found the candlesticks.
Oh!
I didn't set that.
[ Laughs ]
It looks nice. That's good.
Yeah, but who set that?
What? Who set that table?
What do you mean who set the table?
You -- You set the table.
No, I didn't!
Well...
Y-- it's --
I swear to you, I did not set that.
I turned around and saw it like that.
I just stepped out.
I know.
Wait a second. Hold on a minute.
You set that -- and it's okay that you set it.
I swear to God. I swear on my life.
It's okay.
As long as you wore the gloves to handle the...
No! I sw-- ...good silverware, they're not going to mind.
I-I couldn't do napkins like that.
I swear on my life.
Hold on a minute. [ Chuckles ]
I had you bring the linen over to the table.
Yes.
It couldn't have been 30 seconds.
When I stood here, you went in there.
Yeah.
And I thought maybe I was hallucinating.
I turned around and I was like, "How'd that table get set up?"
Oh, my God.
'Cause I remember you saying
we're waiting till the very end.
Yeah, I said don't do it. I--
That is just so weird. [ Scoffs ]
[ Whispering ] I don't know.
All right.
'Kay, so put the candlesticks on the --
[ Gasps ]
[ Utensil clangs ]
Something's weird.
Okay, I don't know. I don't like this.
Oh, that is really weird.
When did those get lit?
I don't know, I just...
I came in the room with the candlesticks...
Yeah, you put them down there.
We've been talking.
And then...?
They got lit.
Oh, my God, that's weird.
That is, like --
That's like that -- that -- what is that called?
[ Stammering ]
[ Laughing ] I don't know.
Oh, my God. That's like that thing, you know?
You bring old things... Yeah.
...back to a place... I know.
...that they haven't... I know.
...they haven't been before... Mm-hmm.
...and it, like --
it can cause "The Carbonaro Effect."
I-I'm just -- how'd that table...?
Oh, my God.
Have you heard of that before?
Yeah.
The Carbonaro Effect?
I've heard of it, but I didn't believe in it.
What is it? It's like, uh...?
When you bring back things...
Like a -- ...from olden --
You bring an old thing... Back.
...to where it hasn't been...
Mm-hmm. ...and it does what?
Obviously it sets itself and it lights itself.
Yeah.
The Carbonaro Effect is also the name
of a hidden-camera, magic TV show.
Yeah. Yeah.
What if I told you that you were on that TV show right now?
[ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh.
No.
My name's Michael Carbonaro.
I'm a magician. Guess what? What?
You're on my TV show right now.
"The Carbonaro Effect."
Oh, my God. [ Laughs ]
Well, there's no ghosts, at least that I know of.
I'm thinking I want to get the hell out of here.
[ Chuckling ] That's exactly right!