- >> HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
- >> STOP!
- >> THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
- >> THIS IS
- "THE CARBONARO EFFECT."
,
- >> WE HAVE SOME SPECIAL ITEMS AT
- THE YARD SALE TODAY.
- YOU KNOW, WE HAVE HIDDEN CAMERAS
- FOR 25 BUCKS EACH.
- YOU GOT TO FIND THEM.
- 5 FOR $100.
- >> SO, DID I GET HERE TOO LATE
- OR WHAT?
- Y'ALL JUST START?
- >> NO. WE JUST STARTED.
- >> YEAH?
- >> YEAH.
- I WAS PLAYING A GAME WITH MY
- UNCLE ON -- WE TRIED A -- YOU
- KNOW, 'CAUSE, LIKE, HARD TO
- FIGURE OUT WHAT TO PRICE
- >> UH-HUH, YEAH, YEAH.
- >> SO, YOU KNOW, WE ALWAYS TRY
- AND GUESS THE EXACT YEAR THAT
- SOMETHING WAS MADE.
- >> I WOULD EXPECT YOU COULD
- POSSIBLY FIND SOMETHING LIKE
- THIS STILL BEING MADE TODAY.
- >> BUT I WOULD PROBABLY SAY NO
- MORE THAN 1960.
- >> 1960?
- >> I WOULD THINK.
- >> YEAH.
- >> AROUND THAT TIME.
- >> THAT DOES LOOK LIKE 1960.
- >> UH-HUH.
- >> YEAH.
- HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IN 1960
- THEY SOLD IT FOR?
- >> 10 BUCKS.
- >> HOW MUCH?
- >> MAYBE 10 BUCKS.
- >> 10 BUCKS?
- >> SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- >> YEAH, MAYBE, RIGHT?
- >> YEAH.
- WELL, WHAT SHOULD I LIST IT AS?
- >> I'D SAY 8 BUCKS.
- >> 8 BUCKS? LIST IT AS 8 BUCKS?
- >> SEE WHAT THEY'LL DO WITH
- THAT.
- >> OH, WAIT.
- THERE IS A STICKER ON HERE.
- >> OH, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T REALLY
- NOTICE THAT.
- WHY DOES THAT SAY?
- THAT SAYS 8 BUCKS ON IT, DOESN'T
- >> OH, IT SAYS 8 BUCKS?
- >> YOU KNOW, I WASN'T EVEN
- PAYING ATTENTION TO THAT.
- YOU KNOW, I WAS SO -- I CAN'T
- BELIEVE I MISSED THAT.
- >> I'M SERIOUS.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
- I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I
- DIDN'T PICK THAT UP, YOU KNOW?
- MY MIND TOTALLY X'd THAT OUT.
- >> WAIT. DID YOU SEE IT, AND
- THAT'S WHY YOU GUESSED IT?
- >> I DIDN'T SEE IT.
- >> BUT LOOK AT THAT, TOO.
- 'CAUSE THERE'S A TAG UNDERNEATH
- >> MM-HMM.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT TAG SAYS.
- >> WELL, LET ME PEEL THIS AWAY.
- YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE THE ORIGINAL
- STICKER WHEN IT WAS SOLD.
- >> WHAT DOES THAT SAY?
- >> NO WAY! 10 BUCKS.
- >> [ CHUCKLES ]
- >> OH, MY GOSH!
- >> [ LAUGHING ]
- >> THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID, RIGHT?
- >> YEAH.
- >> [ LAUGHS ]
- THAT'S CRAZY.
- >> THAT IS REALLY CRAZY.
- AND THERE IS LIKE A LITTLE
- MANUFACTURER'S THING UNDER
- >> THERE IS, THERE IS NOW.
- NOW, SEE, THAT CHANGES IT.
- IT WILL GO BACK.
- YOU CAN PROBABLY PEEL THAT OFF.
- >> PEEL THIS OFF AND SEE?
- WHAT IS THAT, LIKE, THE
- MANUFACTURER'S STAMP?
- >> IT COULD BE A MANUFACTURER'S
- >> OH, WOULD IT TELL US THE
- YEAR?
- >> NO, I DOUBT IT.
- IT WILL JUST GIVE YOU --
- OOH, WHAT DOES THAT SAY? 19...
- >> 1960.
- >> AW, SHOOT!
- AW, COME ON, COME ON.
- >> OH, MAN!
- >> COME ON.
- COME ON.
- COME ON. I'M SORRY.
- >> WOW!
- >> I'M SORRY.
- I PLAY WITH MY MIND A LOT, YOU
- KNOW?
- IT'S SO SOMETHING I CAN'T
- CONTROL THAT THAT'S WHY I DON'T
- EVEN FEEL THE CONFIDENCE OF THAT
- BEING THE MARK OF WHAT I CAN DO.
- >> RIGHT.
- - >> >> WE ONLY USE A SMALL
- PERCENTAGE OF OUR BRAIN.
- IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
- YOU'D BE SURPRISED WHAT I CAN
- >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
- YOU'RE LIKE A GARAGE-SALE GURU.
- >> [ LAUGHS ]
- >> LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
- SPECIFIC?
- >> WE JUST WERE DRIVING AROUND
- AND DECIDED TO STOP BY.
- >> WELL, THAT'S FUN.
- A LOT OF THIS STUFF CAME FROM AN
- ESTATE SALE.
- >> OKAY.
- >> AND THEY WERE TRYING TO ASK
- PEOPLE IF THEY KNEW WHO THESE
- PEOPLE WERE, BECAUSE THEY'RE
- TRYING TO TRACE WHO THIS
- BELONGED TO, LIKE, ALL THE
- >> THAT'D BE REALLY COOL.
- >> DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS DUDE?
- THEY'RE ASKING IF EVERYBODY...
- >> JUST A MAN WITH A BEARD IS
- WHAT I WOULD CALL HIM.
- >> JUST A MAN WITH A BEARD,
- RIGHT?
- YOU KIND OF HAVE THE SAME BIG
- EYES.
- >> YEAH. BIG EYES.
- >> THIS COULD ALL BELONG TO YOU.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- >> MAN, I MISSED OUT.
- ...IN THE WILL.
- >> WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?
- >> DEVENNEY.
- >> DEVENNEY?
- >> I DON'T THINK IT WAS THAT.
- >> NO. [ LAUGHS ]
- I DON'T -- OH, NO!
- [ GLASS SHATTERS ]
- >> YEAH. I THINK I GOT IT.
- >> OH, THANK YOU.
- >> OH, A LITTLE CRACK.
- >> WELL...
- >> THAT'S NOT THAT BAD.
- >> NO.
- >> WELL, THERE'S LIKE A LITTLE
- [ WHISTLES ]
- YEAH, BUT LOOK.
- THERE'S LIKE A THING THERE.
- >> IS IT PART OF THE PICTURE?
- >> NO. IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S, LIKE,
- I'M GONNA RIP THIS UP A LITTLE.
- >> MAYBE IT'S A NOTE.
- YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND SOME
- >> WOULDN'T THAT BE CRAZY?
- IT IS A THING. LOOK AT THIS.
- >> OH, MY GOSH!
- >> THAT IS CRAZY.
- >> IT'S A CREST.
- >> I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY NAME
- FOR A MINUTE.
- >> WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
- >> DEVENNEY?
- >> D-E-V-E-N-N-E-Y.
- STOP. ARE YOU [BLEEP]
- STOP! I'M NOT KIDDING!
- I WAS -- ARE YOU -- [ LAUGHS ]
- >> OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY GOSH.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- IS THAT REALLY YOUR LAST NAME?
- I'LL PULL OUT MY I.D.
- >> COME ON, COME ON, COME ON,
- >> D-E-V-E-N-N-E-Y.
- WHAT?!
- >> LOOK.
- >> D-E-V-E-N-N-E--
- >> THAT'S MY LAST NAME!
- >> WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TRACE
- WHO THIS -- ALL THIS WOULD BE
- YOUR STUFF.
- THIS IS LIKE...
- >> WHAT?!
- >> YOU'RE LIKE SHAKING.
- >> THAT'S SUCH A WEIRD THING!
- LIKE THAT'S SUCH A SMALL WORLD.
- HOW WEIRD IS THAT?
- >> OH, THERE'S MORE.
- THERE'S LIKE A -- OH, THERE'S AN
- I.O.U. FROM HIM IN HERE, TOO.
- >> OH, MY GOD.
- >> YEAH, 'CAUSE WE INHERITED
- THIS STUFF FROM HIS FAMILY -- OR
- YOUR FAMILY.
- >> [ LAUGHS ]
- THIS IS SO WEIRD.
- >> THAT IS REALLY WEIRD.
- SO IF THIS IS YOUR RELATIVE --
- >> OH, MY GOSH.
- >> OH, OKAY, WAIT.
- SO, BUT IF WE INHERITED THIS
- STUFF AND THEY OWED US 5
- BUCKS...
- >> OKAY.
- >> ...SO I CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE
- MONEY MINUS $5.
- >> I'M NOT TAKING THAT FROM YOU.
- THAT'S LIKE -- THAT IS --
- >> I'M GONNA TAKE $5.
- >> NO. I REALLY CAN'T.
- >> YEAH. I'LL TAKE $5.
- >> NO, 'CAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW
- IF THIS IS LIKE --
- >> WE CAN GET RID OF THIS I.O.U.
- AND YES, YOU CAN KEEP THIS
- >> LET ME CALL MY AUNT AND JUST
- >> 'C>> NO. I-I CANNOT.YING.
- I JUST THINK THAT'S SO...
- I DON'T WANT...
- WOW.
- >> MY GOSH, WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE
- ALL DAY TODAY AND ALL DAY
- YESTERDAY.
- >> ANYTHING?
- >> WELL, WE DID PRETTY GOOD, BUT
- IT'S JUST SO HOT, YOU KNOW?
- >> IT IS HOT.
- YOU GOT SOME SHADE, BUT NOT VERY
- >> WELL, NOW I DO, BUT BEFORE,
- IT WAS REALLY BAD.
- THESE WERE GOING OVER HERE,
- 'CAUSE THEY DON'T MAKE THESE.
- MY UNCLE WAS THE ONE WHO MADE
- >> WHAT IS IT?
- >> THIS IS LIKE A CLOCKWORK
- YOU KNOW, IT USES A -- WHERE IS
- IT IN HERE?
- JUST GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM
- LEFT.
- I WAS TRYING TO DO A DEMO TO
- SHOW PEOPLE, BUT -- WHERE IS IT?
- YEAH, THIS IS THE ONE.
- HERE. HOLD THAT FOR A SECOND.
- I'LL SHOW YOU HOW THAT WORKS.
- HERE'S THE REMOTE.
- >> OH, IT'S GOT A REMOTE AND
- EVERYTHING.
- >> YEAH. IT HAS A LITTLE REMOTE
- AND -- HERE, WE'LL TRY ONE OF
- THESE PUPPIES HERE.
- PUT THESE BACK. JUST ONE...
- YEAH. HE MADE THE INSIDES.
- THEY'RE ALL GEARS INSIDE OF IT.
- >> MM-HMM.
- >> AND THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO USE
- THIS REMOTE, AND IT'S SUPPOSED
- TO GIVE THE LOOK OF, LIKE, A
- REAL PIGEON IN FLIGHT.
- >> [ LAUGHS ]
- >> YEAH. PRETTY WILD.
- >> YEAH.
- >> SEE IF THAT WORKS.
- HERE. LET ME SEE THAT.
- OKAY.
- AND THAT GOES IN HERE LIKE THIS.
- WORK.
- IS HIS EYES MOVING?
- >> NOT YET.
- >> NO. IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.
- >> [ LAUGHS ]
- >> IT'S NOT DOING IT.
- >> THAT'S 'CAUSE I'M STANDING
- >> HERE, WAIT.
- HERE. I'LL TURN THIS ON.
- YOU HOLD ON TO THAT.
- >> OKAY.
- >> JUST SORT OF AIM IT AT IT.
- IT SHOULD START IT UP
- IMMEDIATELY.
- OKAY, READY?
- >> YES.
- >> OKAY. AIM THEM BOTH UP.
- OKAY. HERE WE GO.
- READY?
- >> YES.
- >> OH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD!
- >> OH, NO!
- >> OH, THAT'S GREAT!
- OH, HAVE HIM FLY BACK.
- YEAH. PULL THEM BOTH DOWN.
- >> I AM, BUT HE -- THAT LOOKS
- LIKE A REAL PIGEON.
- >> YEAH. IT LOOKS GOOD, RIGHT?
- >> OH, MY GOSH.
- >> YEAH.
- CAREFUL WHERE YOU AIM THAT.
- >> YEAH. AIM IT RIGHT AT IT.
- AND THEN JUST AIM HIM BACK, AND
- HE'LL PROBABLY COME BACK.
- >> THAT IS THE COOLEST THING,
- THOUGH.
- >> SOMETIMES -- LIKE, HIT THE
- REMOTE.
- BANG IT. YEAH.
- OH, WAIT. WHOA.
- OH, NO, NO, NO!
- >> OH!
- >> Both: OH!
- >> OH!
- >> YEAH, POINT THE REMOTE AT
- THEM, MAYBE, AND...
- YOU GOT THAT ONE GOING.
- >> OKAY.
- >> ONCE IT GETS, YOU KNOW,
- CONNECTION, THEY'LL FLY AS A
- FLOCK, 'CAUSE THEY HAVE LIKE A
- FLOCKING PROGRAM.
- >> OH, NO! PLEASE GO BACK!
,
- >> YOU GOT TO RECHARGE YOURSELF
- IN AN ELECTRONICS STORE.
- [ MAKES ROBOTIC NOISES ]
- I SHOULD HAVE BEEN BORN IN THE
- '80s.
- >> WHAT IS THIS DEMONSTRATION?
- >> OH, THIS IS A BUTERFLUEGEN.
- IT'S A PRINTER FROM HOLLAND.
- >> UH-HUH.
- >> IT USES AN INK LIKE A 3-D
- PRINTER DOES, EXCEPT IT DOESN'T
- LAYER PLASTIC.
- IT LAYERS ACTIVE CULTURES.
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO
- FEEL THE VELVETY-SMOOTH TEXTURE
- OF SOMETHING THAT YOU PUT IN
- THERE.
- >> SO RIGHT NOW THEY'RE TRYING
- ONES THAT IF YOU PRINT IT, YOU
- KNOW, PRINT SOMETHING SLICK,
- YOU'D FEEL SOMETHING SLICK, AND
- IF YOU PRINT SOMETHING
- VELVETY-SMOOTH, LIKE THAT, IT
- REALLY FEELS LIKE...
- >> HMM.
- >> YEAH, YOU CAN ACTUALLY FEEL
- THE VELVETINESS OF THE WINGS.
- >> YEAH, IT'S REALLY WILD,
- RIGHT?
- >> YEAH. IT'S VERY DIFFERENT.
- >> AND PEOPLE -- THEY FOLD IT,
- YOU KNOW, TO MAKE LIKE AN
- INVITATION OR SOMETHING.
- >> MM-HMM.
- >> 'CAUSE THAT'S LIKE A
- SURPRISE.
- WHEN SOMEONE OPENS IT, IT
- REALLY -- IT HAS A VERY
- REALISTIC LOOK TO IT.
- >> MM-HMM.
- >> AND THE INK, BECAUSE IT'S
- ACTIVE CULTURES, IF ONE SIDE OF
- IT TOUCHES THE OTHER SIDE, LIKE
- IN AN ENVELOPE, RIGHT?
- THEN, WHEN IT OPENS, THE INK
- WILL ACTIVATE.
- SEE THAT?
- IT WILL FOLD UP ON ITS END, AND
- THE WINGS RELEASE.
- >> HMM.
- >> IT GIVES IT AN ANIMATION.
- >> THAT'S NOT JUST INK.
- >> THIS IS JUST INK. YEAH.
- IT'S INK AND CULTURES.
- SO IT'S JUST DOING --
- >> WHY IS IT MOVING?
- >> BECAUSE THE INK IS DRYING AND
- TIGHTENING, AND THE OTHER PART
- OF THE INK IS LOOSENING, SO IT
- LOOKS LIKE IT'S FLAPPING.
- WHEN THEY WERE MAKING PRINTER
- INK TO PREVENT IT FROM CLOTTING
- IN THE HEADS OF PRINTERS, THEY
- WOULD PUT AN ACTIVE CULTURE
- INSIDE OF THERE.
- THEY'D PUT A BACTERIA THAT WAS
- MADE TO EAT THE CLOTS.
- SO THAT BACTERIA WAS MOVING, AND
- ON SOME PIECES OF PAPER, IT WAS
- CURLING THE PAPER.
- THEY WERE GETTING IT --
- >> IT HAS LEGS THAT ARE
- CRAWLING.
- >> RIGHT.
- NO, IT'S NOT. THEY'RE CURLING.
- SEE HOW IT'S JUST SORT OF GOING
- BACK AND FORTH, UP AND DOWN?
- IF IT WAS A REAL BUTTERFLY, IT
- WOULD FLY AWAY.
- >> WELL, IT'S TRYING TO.
- >> PEOPLE USE THEM AT WEDDINGS.
- IT'S SAFER THAN WHEN THEY THROW
- RICE, 'CAUSE THAT'S BAD FOR
- BIRDS, BUT WITH BUTERFLUEGEN,
- YOU CAN RELEASE THESE, AND THEN
- THE RAIN JUST REDUCES THEM BACK
- DOWN TO INK.
- >> HOW MUCH IS THE INK?
- >> THE INK IS $300 A CARTRIDGE,
- BUT IT WILL DO 300 BUTTERFLIES,
- SO IT'S A BUCK A BUTTERFLY.
- >> ALL IT MAKES IS BUTTERFLIES?
- >> THAT'S ALL IT DOES.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
- YOU'D THINK THEY'D BE ABLE TO
- COME UP WITH MORE, YOU KNOW,
- ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY.
- THIS COMPANY IS REALLY GOOD THAT
- MAKES THE FLUE.
- >> YEAH.
- >> I WAS DOING A DEMO TO SHOW
- PEOPLE HOW IT WORKED.
- WHAT'S GOOD IS THAT IT HAS
- FLEXIBILITY TO IT, SO, LIKE --
- HERE.
- IF YOU GRAB IN BETWEEN RIGHT
- THERE, YOU PUT YOUR FINGERS
- RIGHT IN HERE, OVER HERE, AND
- PULL -- GO AHEAD AND PULL THAT.
- SEE THIS?
- >> UH-HUH.
- >> PULL THAT ALL THE WAY.
- >> IT'S LIKE AN ACCORDION?
- >> YEAH, IT'S LIKE AN ACCORDION,
- SO IT FITS THAT LARGE.
- >> I KNOW, BUT IT'S ALL...
- THE SIDES ARE SOFT, YEAH.
- >> YEAH, YEAH.
- THAT'S THE PROBLEM, YOU KNOW?
- >> WELL, NO, NO, NO.
- WHAT I DO...
- >> YEAH.
- >> ...THAT'S JUST STAGE ONE.
- THAT'S JUST SO THAT YOU HAVE
- ACCESS TO OPEN IT, RIGHT?
- >> SO I OPEN IT.
- IT ALWAYS COMES.
- IT HAS LIKE A PLASTIC LINING
- INSIDE.
- >> YEAH.
- >> OKAY?
- HERE. SEE HERE?
- HANG ON TO THAT PLASTIC RIGHT
- THERE.
- NOW, I USUALLY TRAVEL, LIKE,
- WITH THIS MUCH STUFF, LIKE IN A
- CARRY-ON BAG.
- YOU KNOW, I PUT A WHOLE BUNCH OF
- CLOTHES, SOME SHOES, RIGHT?
- >> YEAH.
- >> AND WHAT I DO WITH THIS, WITH
- THE FLUE SUITCASE, IS I PACK MY
- CARRY-ON, 'CAUSE I WORK IN
- DIFFERENT PLACES, TOO.
- SO I PUT THE WHOLE CARRY-ON
- INSIDE THE FLUE, LIKE THAT,
- RIGHT?
- >> RIGHT, YEAH.
- >> AND, THEN, I NEVER TRUST THE
- TOWELS AT HOTELS [LAUGHS] 'CAUSE
- I WANT THEM TO BE MY OWN.
- SO THAT GETS SQUISHED ALL THE
- WAY INSIDE THERE, LIKE THAT.
- >> MM-HMM.
- >> AND DO YOU TRAVEL WITH A LOT
- OF CLOTHES WHEN YOU TRAVEL?
- SOME SHOES AND BOOTS.
- THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT'S SO
- HARD.
- - >> 'CAUSE WHO WANTS TO TRAVEL
- WITH BOOTS?
- THEY'RE SO BIG.
- SO, I CAN GET THEM REALLY WEDGED
- IN THERE, YOU KNOW, ALL THE WAY
- INSIDE THERE SO THAT IT GOES
- BEYOND THERE, LIKE THAT.
- OH, AND MORE CLOTHES, TOO.
- >> THIS IS LIKE THE CLOWN CAR.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- >> IT IS.
- YEAH. WHEN I TRAVEL, I TRY AND
- PUT AS MUCH STUFF IN THERE AS I
- CAN, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE YOU REALLY
- WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH
- IT.
- YOU A DRINKING MAN?
- >> OCCASIONALLY.
- >> WELL, THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
- AND I SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
- I NEVER WHAT OCCASION IT'S GONNA
- BE WHEN I'M TRAVELING."
- SO I LIKE TO GET JUST A LITTLE
- SOMETHING IN THERE, TOO.
- IF YOU CAN WEDGE IT BETWEEN THE
- CLOTHES, IT'S MORE SAFE.
- BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU KIND OF PACK
- IT BETWEEN TWO THINGS.
- DO YOU SEE THAT?
- ONCE IT'S ALL PACKED IN THERE
- TIGHTLY, YOU PUT THE PLASTIC
- OVER THE TOP OF IT.
- AND WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THIS, IT'S
- KIND OF LIKE IN A WAY A
- FOOD-STORAGE BAG, YOU KNOW,
- WHERE YOU USED TO HAVE TO PLUG
- THOSE IN.
- BUT ALL OF THE ELECTRONICS TO
- THIS -- ALL OF THE ELECTRONICS
- ARE INSIDE THE SUITCASE, SO IT
- WILL ACTUALLY COMPRESS ONCE YOU
- START.
- THERE IT GOES.
- [ BUZZING ]
- AUTOMATICALLY, IT COMPRESSES ALL
- OF THAT DOWN.
- AND DID YOU SEE HOW IT KIND OF
- VACUUM-SUCKED THAT IN THERE?
- >> [ SCOFFS ]
- [ MUMBLES ]
- >> WHAT'S THAT?
- >> WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYTHING?
- >> IT'S SQUISHED.
- >> WELL, IT COMPRESSES IT.
- IT USES AN AIR COMPRESSION.
- >> YEAH?
- >> SO IT'S AIRTIGHT NOW SO IT'S
- SUPER SAFE.
- LOOK AT WHAT IT DOES.
- EVERYTHING GETS SUCKED INSIDE OF
- THAT PLASTIC.
- DO YOU SEE THAT?
- >> AH!
- HOW DOES...
- >> SO IT FLATTENS IT DOWN.
- DO YOU SEE?
- >> CAN I SEE SOMETHING HERE?
- YOU PUT ALL THAT STUFF IN THERE?
- >> YEAH --
- >> AND IT BECAME FLAT?
- >> YEAH.
- IT HAS THE ELECTRONICS INSIDE.
- >> YEAH, BUT THE BOTTLES WERE
- GLASS.
- >> THEY'RE STILL GLASS, YEAH.
- BUT IT WON'T BREAK IT.
- >> YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
- THAT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!
- >> NOT IF YOU'RE PULLING THE AIR
- AT THE SAME TIME THAT YOU'RE
- WARMING THE GLASS.
- SEE, BECAUSE IT'S WARMING IT,
- IT'S AN EVEN PRESSURE AROUND IT.
- >> OKAY. [ LAUGHS ]
- >> YEAH.
- >> THAT IS A COOL THING.
- >> YEAH. IT'S A GREAT THING.
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
- THEY'LL SHOW IT ON TV OR
- SOMETHING, HOME SHOPPING NETWORK
- OR SOMETHING.
- >> OH, YEAH.
- THEY SHOULD SHOW IT ON SOME KIND
- OF TELEVISION SHOW.
- >> YEAH, REALLY.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- >> YEAH.
- YEAH, HANG ON TO THAT.
- I'LL GO GET YOU A BROCHURE.
- >> I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TAKE A
- DRINK OUT OF HERE.
- >> YEAH. WHEN YOU CUT IT OPEN --
- THAT'S THE FIRST THING I DO WHEN
- I GET BACK TO THE HOTEL.
- >> [ LAUGHS ]
- >> I'M GONNA GRAB YOU A
- BROCHURE.
- YOU'LL NEVER FLY WITHOUT THE
- FLUE AGAIN.
- >> [ LAUGHS ]
- I CATCHED THE FLUE.
- [ LAUGHS ]
- CATCHED THE FLUE.
- >> IS THIS A BEARD OR HAIR?
- OR BOTH?
- I'M TOUCHING THE ART.
- I'M TOUCHING THE ART!
- IS THIS OURS?
- YOU'RE DOING SECURITY, RIGHT?
- >> OKAY, GOOD.
- YOU WOULDN'T MIND HELPING ME
- WITH THE SETUP?
- >> YEAH, THAT'S FINE.
- OH, YEAH.
- SO, IF YOU SAW THIS MASK, IT WAS
- SUPPOSED TO MEAN THAT THERE WAS
- A WAR COMING OR A BATTLE IN YOUR
- TRIBE.
- >> AWESOME.
- >> YEAH.
- PEOPLE WOULD HALLUCINATE AND SEE
- THE MASK IN THEIR DREAMS, AND IT
- BECAME A HORROR.
- >> MM-HMM.
- >> OKAY. WE CAN CLOSE THAT UP.
- AND THE LOCKS ARE RIGHT NEXT TO
- YOU THERE.
- >> OKAY.
- >> YEAH.
- SO, EVERYBODY'S GOING KIND OF
- CRAZY TODAY, BECAUSE WE HAVE TO
- SET UP THIS RECEPTION.
- >> MM-HMM.
- >> AND THEY JUST WANT IT
- MONITORED.
- >> YEAH.
- >> SO WE MIGHT HAVE A COUPLE
- OTHER GUARDS COME IN LATER, BUT
- JUST UNTIL WE GET EVERYTHING SET
- UP, THIS ROOM CAN'T BE LEFT
- ALONE.
- >> YEAH.
- >> OKAY?
- >> ABSOLUTELY.
- >> THIS RIGHT HERE.
- GOOD.
- SO, WELL, I'M GLAD YOU CAN HELP
- NOW.
- SO, YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT HERE.
- >> OKAY.
- >> AND YOU'LL PROBABLY SIT THERE
- DURING THE RECEPTION, TOO.
- >> OKAY.
- >> THERE IS AN EXIT OVER HERE.
- >> OKAY.
- >> THAT'S THE ONLY WAY OUT FROM
- THERE AND WAY OUT FROM THERE,
- SO OTHER THAN THAT, YOU KNOW,
- YOU'RE JUST GONNA BE WATCHING
- OVER STUFF.
- >> YEAH.
- >> SO JUST MAKE SURE NOBODY
- NOBODY COMES IN, WE'RE FINE.
- >> RIGHT. AWESOME.
- >> OKAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- >> YOU'RE WELCOME. ALL RIGHT.
,
- HMM.
- [ NATIVE MUSIC PLAYS ]
,
- [ GASPS ]
- MICHAEL?
- [ BEEPS ]
- >> HELLO?
- >> UM, COULD YOU COME BACK REAL
- QUICK?
- >> SURE.
- DO YOU NEED A WATER OR ANYTHING?
- I'M OVER BY ALL THE
- REFRESHMENTS.
- >> UH, NO, THANK YOU.
- I JUST HAVE A SMALL QUESTION.
- >> OKAY. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
,
- >> I'M NOT DREAMING, RIGHT,
- LIKE, THAT WE PUT A THING IN
- THERE?
- >> WHAT'S THAT? I'M SORRY.
- >> WE PUT...
- >> WHOA.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- >> ALL I DID WAS TURN AROUND,
- AND IT WASN'T THERE.
- >> DID YOU UNLOCK THAT?
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON,
- HOLD ON.
- WHO CAME IN THIS ROOM?
- >> NOBODY.
- SO, WE PUT A THING IN THERE,
- RIGHT?
- >> YES, YES, YES!
- WE PUT -- THERE WAS -- WE PUT
- THE WAR MASK INSIDE HERE.
- >> 'CAUSE ALL I DID WAS SIT
- RIGHT THERE AND TURN AROUND.
- >> OKAY.
- HOLD ON ONE SECOND HERE.
- OKAY, UM...
- >> [ GROANS ]
- >> OKAY, DON'T -- DON'T PANIC.
- HOLD ON ONE SECOND. HOLD ON.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? COME HERE.
- LET'S, UM...
- LET'S ROLL BACK THE SECURITY
- FOOTAGE.
- UM, OKAY. THERE'S YOU.
- THAT'S AFTER I LEFT.
- >> YEAH.
- >> IS THAT WHEN IT WAS GONE OR
- NOT GONE?
- >> THAT WAS WHEN IT WAS GONE.
- AND THAT'S WHEN I WENT TO GO SEE
- IF THERE WAS, LIKE --
- >> YOU WENT BEHIND IT WHEN IT
- WAS GONE?
- >> YEAH.
- >> WAIT.
- AND THAT'S WHEN I CAME BACK IN.
- WAIT, BUT...
- YEAH, THE MASK IS STILL THERE.
- >> AND IT'S THERE.
- WHAT? WHY?
- [ NATIVE MUSIC PLAYS ]
- >> WHAT?
- >> THIS IS LIKE
- "NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM."
- I DON'T LIKE IT.
- I'M NOT GOING OVER THERE.
- >> NO?
- >> NO.
- I'M JUST NOT GONNA DO THIS.
- >> THIS WAS NOT HERE.
- >> IT WASN'T.
- SO IS THE WAR COMING?
- [ LAUGHING NERVOUSLY ]
- [ NATIVE MUSIC PLAYS ]
- >> IT SAYS, "ENEMIES WOULD COAT
- THE SURROUNDING PLANT LIFE WITH
- A PEYOTE-LIKE DRUG, CAUSING
- WARRIORS TO BECOME DAZED AND
- DROWSY AS THEY ATE, AND THE MASK
- IS CAPABLE OF CAUSING THE
- CARBONARO EFFECT."
- CARBONARO EFFECT?
- >> OH, THIS IS THAT TV SHOW.
- >> DO YOU RECOGNIZE ME...
- >> I DO NOW.
- >> ...AS MICHAEL CARBONARO?
- [ BOTH LAUGHING ]
- >> I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK.
- >> NO! YOU'RE OKAY.
- YOU WERE SO GOOD!
- [ LAUGHS ]
- YOU'RE OKAY. YOU ARE SO OKAY.
,
%- >> I'M JUST GONNA SPEND THE REST
%- OF MY LIFE IN JAIL FOR STEALING
%- ART THAT I DIDN'T REALLY STEAL.
%- WOW!
%- I WAS LIKE, "OH, GOOD THING I
%- DIDN'T WANT TO GRADUATE COLLEGE
%- OR ANYTHING.
%- THAT'S FINE."
%- [ LAUGHS ]
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