1 00:00:04,067 --> 00:00:04,867 >> OH, MY GOD! 2 00:00:04,867 --> 00:00:05,600 >> [ LAUGHS ] 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:06,333 >> [ GASPS ] 4 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:06,867 >> WHAT? 5 00:00:06,867 --> 00:00:08,300 >> IT'S COMPLETELY BLOWING MY 6 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,133 MIND RIGHT NOW. 7 00:00:09,133 --> 00:00:11,167 >> THIS IS 8 00:00:11,167 --> 00:00:14,133 "THE CARBONARO EFFECT." 9 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:24,400 >> OKAY, WE'RE FIXING BICYCLES 10 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:24,967 TODAY. 11 00:00:24,967 --> 00:00:28,600 THIS ONE WILL PROBABLY BE HARDER 12 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:29,467 TO FIX. 13 00:00:29,467 --> 00:00:32,400 IT'S MISSING MOST OF ITS PARTS. 14 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,133 BUT I CAN FIX THIS. 15 00:00:35,133 --> 00:00:35,967 HEY, WHAT'S UP? 16 00:00:35,967 --> 00:00:37,433 >> I'M HERE TO PICK A BIKE UP. 17 00:00:37,433 --> 00:00:38,867 >> OH, YEAH. WHAT'S THE NAME? 18 00:00:38,867 --> 00:00:39,867 >> CONN -- C-O-N-N. 19 00:00:39,867 --> 00:00:40,767 >> C-O-N-N? YEAH. 20 00:00:40,767 --> 00:00:42,167 OKAY, JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. 21 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,500 I'M JUST TRYING TO GET THIS 22 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:46,000 LITTLE THING TO -- THIS THING 23 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,067 DOES NOT WORK. 24 00:00:49,067 --> 00:00:50,600 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THESE 25 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,433 THINGS, DO YOU? 26 00:00:51,433 --> 00:00:52,867 THE MAGNETIZER TO, LIKE, MAKE 27 00:00:52,867 --> 00:00:53,733 TOOLS MAGNETIC? 28 00:00:53,733 --> 00:00:54,400 >> MNH-MNH. 29 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,733 >> NO? THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 30 00:00:55,733 --> 00:00:57,233 SUPPOSED TO GO IN HERE, LIKE 31 00:00:57,233 --> 00:00:57,733 THAT. 32 00:00:57,733 --> 00:00:59,600 MAGNETIZES THE TIP OF IT SO THE 33 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,400 SCREWS DON'T FALL WHEN YOU'RE 34 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:01,967 WORKING. 35 00:01:01,967 --> 00:01:03,633 >> THAT'D BE SWEET IF IT WORKED. 36 00:01:03,633 --> 00:01:05,100 >> YEAH. IF IT DID, IT'D BE, 37 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:06,400 LIKE, PRETTY COOL, IF IT 38 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,100 MAGNETIZED. 39 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:07,467 OW! 40 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:08,067 >> WHOA. 41 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:08,567 >> GEEZ! 42 00:01:08,567 --> 00:01:09,433 >> THAT WAS HUGE. 43 00:01:09,433 --> 00:01:10,567 >> THAT WAS RIDICULOUS. 44 00:01:10,567 --> 00:01:11,867 >> IT WENT ALMOST UP TO YOUR 45 00:01:11,867 --> 00:01:12,267 NOSE. 46 00:01:12,267 --> 00:01:13,200 >> DID IT REALLY?/ 47 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:13,700 >> YEAH. 48 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:14,467 >> OH, MY GOD. 49 00:01:14,467 --> 00:01:15,600 THIS HAND IS LIKE... 50 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,533 >> THAT WAS BIG. 51 00:01:16,533 --> 00:01:17,467 >> OH, MY GOSH. 52 00:01:17,467 --> 00:01:19,133 IT'S, LIKE, IN BOTH OF MY HANDS. 53 00:01:19,133 --> 00:01:20,067 THAT'S -- WHOA! 54 00:01:20,067 --> 00:01:23,767 >> [ LAUGHS ] 55 00:01:23,767 --> 00:01:24,433 >> DUDE. 56 00:01:24,433 --> 00:01:25,967 OH, MY GOD. THAT'S CRAZY. 57 00:01:25,967 --> 00:01:27,200 >> WHAT THE [BLEEP] 58 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,667 >> IS THAT, LIKE, SCARY? 59 00:01:28,667 --> 00:01:30,367 SHOULD I WATCH OUT FOR THAT? 60 00:01:30,367 --> 00:01:32,400 IS THAT -- OH. 61 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,633 HOW COULD I... 62 00:01:34,633 --> 00:01:37,367 WOW. 63 00:01:37,367 --> 00:01:38,267 THAT'S CRAZY. 64 00:01:38,267 --> 00:01:39,600 YEAH, BUT NOT MY ARM. 65 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,933 HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? 66 00:01:40,933 --> 00:01:42,067 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 67 00:01:42,067 --> 00:01:43,467 OKAY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 68 00:01:43,467 --> 00:01:45,167 OKAY. 69 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:46,133 >> HOLY [BLEEP] 70 00:01:46,133 --> 00:01:47,867 >> IS IT -- IT CAN'T BE BECAUSE 71 00:01:47,867 --> 00:01:49,233 THIS THING'S ON, RIGHT? 72 00:01:49,233 --> 00:01:49,900 [ HORN HONKS ] 73 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:50,533 OKAY. HOLD ON. 74 00:01:50,533 --> 00:01:51,667 I'M STAYING AWAY FROM, LIKE, 75 00:01:51,667 --> 00:01:52,633 METAL STUFF. 76 00:01:52,633 --> 00:01:53,633 THAT'S CRAZY. 77 00:01:53,633 --> 00:01:55,267 >> DUDE, THIS IS INSANE. 78 00:01:55,267 --> 00:01:57,267 >> SERIOUSLY. IS THERE, LIKE -- 79 00:01:57,267 --> 00:02:01,333 CAN YOU SHUT THAT OFF OR NO? 80 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:02,800 >> IS THERE A PLUG? 81 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,600 >> THAT'S INSANITY. WOW. 82 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,900 >> THIS IS NUTS. 83 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:08,500 >> WHOA, MY... 84 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:10,567 CAN YOU SHUT IT OFF? 85 00:02:10,567 --> 00:02:11,467 WILL YOU, PLEASE? 86 00:02:11,467 --> 00:02:12,667 >> IS THERE A PLUG FOR IT 87 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:13,300 SOMEWHERE? 88 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,767 >> JUST CLICK THAT SWITCH RIGHT 89 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:15,200 THERE. 90 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,133 CLICK THE SWITCH. 91 00:02:16,133 --> 00:02:16,933 YEAH, ON TOP. 92 00:02:16,933 --> 00:02:18,133 CLICK IT THE OTHER WAY. 93 00:02:18,133 --> 00:02:18,867 >> THIS WAY? 94 00:02:18,867 --> 00:02:19,967 >> YEAH. 95 00:02:19,967 --> 00:02:21,900 YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 96 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:23,733 OH, MY GOD. 97 00:02:23,733 --> 00:02:24,300 OKAY. 98 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:26,333 >> WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED? 99 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:27,833 >> YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. 100 00:02:27,833 --> 00:02:29,400 I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA GO TO THE 101 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,767 BACK AWAY FROM METAL THINGS. 102 00:02:30,767 --> 00:02:31,833 >> THAT WAS AMAZING. 103 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:33,100 >> I'M, LIKE, FRIGHTENED, 104 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:34,433 THOUGH, 'CAUSE MY HANDS ARE 105 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:35,733 STILL GOING "WUB-WUB-WUB." 106 00:02:35,733 --> 00:02:36,167 OKAY. 107 00:02:36,167 --> 00:02:41,400 I'LL BE BACK IN ONE SECOND. 108 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,100 >> OH, MY GOD. 109 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:45,967 >> OKAY. OKAY, I GOT TO GO. 110 00:02:45,967 --> 00:02:48,067 OKAY. I'M GOING OUTSIDE. 111 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,700 I'M GOING OUTSIDE. 112 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:50,933 [ CRASHING ] 113 00:02:50,933 --> 00:02:53,467 OH, GOD! OKAY. 114 00:03:02,867 --> 00:03:03,833 THIS IS YOU HERE, RIGHT? 115 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:04,433 >> THAT'S ME. 116 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:05,433 >> ALL RIGHT, WHAT WERE WE 117 00:03:05,433 --> 00:03:06,167 LOOKING AT TODAY? 118 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:08,767 >> I WAS WANTING THE SHIFTER 119 00:03:08,767 --> 00:03:10,433 CABLES REPLACED. 120 00:03:10,433 --> 00:03:11,800 >> OKAY. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME 121 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,200 YOU JUST HAD A BASIC TUNE-UP? 122 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,500 >> YEAH, IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 123 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,733 >> YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE BIT 124 00:03:15,733 --> 00:03:16,200 DIRTY. 125 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,533 I THINK THAT MAYBE THESE ARE 126 00:03:17,533 --> 00:03:18,733 GETTING GUNKED UP, RIGHT? 127 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:20,167 >> THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING, 128 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:20,667 YEAH. 129 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,500 YEAH, I BOUGHT THE BIKE HERE AND 130 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:23,433 JUST HAVEN'T -- 131 00:03:23,433 --> 00:03:24,833 >> WHEN DID YOU GET THIS? 132 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:26,833 >> UM...'07, I THINK. 133 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:29,200 >> OH, '07. OKAY, GOOD. 134 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,200 WHEN YOU FIRST GOT THE BIKE, DID 135 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,133 YOU CHANGE THE OIL THAT IT CAME 136 00:03:33,133 --> 00:03:34,700 WITH AND START USING A NEW KIND 137 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:36,233 OR YOU JUST STARTED APPLYING ON 138 00:03:36,233 --> 00:03:36,900 TOP OF IT? 139 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:38,067 >> JUST ON TOP OF IT. 140 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:39,533 >> MM. OKAY, SOMETIMES, IF YOU 141 00:03:39,533 --> 00:03:40,933 CHANGE WHAT IT CAME WITH, IT CAN 142 00:03:40,933 --> 00:03:42,233 GET STUFF A LITTLE GUNKED UP. 143 00:03:42,233 --> 00:03:42,733 >> OKAY. 144 00:03:42,733 --> 00:03:44,067 >> SO IT'S BEST TO JUST START 145 00:03:44,067 --> 00:03:44,467 FRESH. 146 00:03:44,467 --> 00:03:45,600 YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE IT ALL 147 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,167 CLEANED OUT AND THEN START USING 148 00:03:47,167 --> 00:03:48,067 THE PROPER OIL. 149 00:03:48,067 --> 00:03:49,433 >> YEAH, AS MUCH AS ANYTHING 150 00:03:49,433 --> 00:03:50,500 ELSE, IT'S PROBABLY GUNKED. 151 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:51,700 >> YEAH, THERE'S A VALVE RIGHT 152 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:53,067 HERE, A TINY, LITTLE VALVE. 153 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,300 YEAH, THERE WAS DIRT -- OH, 154 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,067 THERE YOU GO. 155 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:55,767 LOOK AT THAT. 156 00:03:55,767 --> 00:03:58,500 THAT'S PRETTY DIRTY. 157 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,467 >> I NEVER KNEW THERE WAS -- 158 00:04:00,467 --> 00:04:01,067 WHAT? 159 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:01,800 A VALVE? 160 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,233 >> YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO? 161 00:04:04,233 --> 00:04:05,667 WE SHOULD JUST EMPTY OUT THE 162 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:07,200 WHOLE THING AND JUST GIVE IT A 163 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,767 NEW -- YOU KNOW, AN OIL CHANGE, 164 00:04:08,767 --> 00:04:09,433 REALLY. 165 00:04:09,433 --> 00:04:11,133 >> I DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD A 166 00:04:11,133 --> 00:04:11,967 RESERVOIR. 167 00:04:11,967 --> 00:04:12,933 >> OH, YEAH. 168 00:04:12,933 --> 00:04:13,867 IT STARTS UP HERE. 169 00:04:13,867 --> 00:04:15,233 IT GETS POURED THROUGH HERE. 170 00:04:15,233 --> 00:04:16,400 AND IT'S GOING IN HERE. 171 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:17,833 IT'S GOING INTO YOUR CHAINS. 172 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:19,467 AND EVERY TIME YOU PEDAL, YOU'RE 173 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,067 ACTUALLY PUMPING IT THROUGH THE 174 00:04:21,067 --> 00:04:21,367 BIKE. 175 00:04:21,367 --> 00:04:22,533 HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU DO, 176 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:23,667 AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY 177 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:24,367 ABOUT THIS AGAIN. 178 00:04:24,367 --> 00:04:25,533 PUT YOUR BIKE UP -- RIGHT? -- IF 179 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:26,700 YOU CAN OR YOU CAN HAVE SOMEONE 180 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:27,167 HOLD IT. 181 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,400 AND JUST AIM IT DIRECTLY DOWN. 182 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:28,933 >> MM-HMM. 183 00:04:28,933 --> 00:04:29,967 >> ONCE IT'S DOWN, YOU'LL 184 00:04:29,967 --> 00:04:31,100 ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO FEEL IT 185 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:31,533 BETTER. 186 00:04:31,533 --> 00:04:32,833 IT'S A LITTLE EASIER TO SEE WHEN 187 00:04:32,833 --> 00:04:34,800 IT'S DOWN, TOO, RIGHT? 188 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,167 GET A PAN, GET A FUNNEL, AND 189 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:39,600 JUST -- THERE YOU GO. 190 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:44,967 OH, LOOK AT HOW DIRTY THAT IS. 191 00:04:44,967 --> 00:04:45,667 THAT'S WHY. 192 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:47,200 THIS SHOULD LOOK REALLY CLEAR. 193 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,667 YOU KNOW, THIS SHOULD BE LIKE 194 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:49,967 VEGETABLE OIL. 195 00:04:49,967 --> 00:04:52,367 >> CHANGING THE OIL ON A BIKE? 196 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:54,700 >> YEAH, IT'S THE WHOLE BLOOD 197 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:55,933 FLOW OF THE BICYCLE. 198 00:04:55,933 --> 00:04:57,667 YEAH, IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THAT, 199 00:04:57,667 --> 00:04:59,300 WHAT'S HAPPENING IS -- EVERY 200 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,967 TIME YOU'RE PEDALING, YOU'RE 201 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,633 JUST PUSHING THAT DIRTY STUFF 202 00:05:02,633 --> 00:05:03,633 THROUGH EVERYTHING. 203 00:05:03,633 --> 00:05:04,900 IT'S GOING INTO THE GEARS. 204 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:06,333 IT'S GOING INTO, YOU KNOW, THE 205 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:08,833 SHIFTERS. 206 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:09,500 >> OKAY. 207 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,333 >> YEAH. BEST THING TO DO IS -- 208 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:13,100 I'D SAY ABOUT EVERY 500 MILES, 209 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:14,867 YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HAVE THAT 210 00:05:14,867 --> 00:05:15,800 CLEANED OUT. 211 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,700 IT'S JUST EASIER TO START FROM 212 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,700 SCRATCH, GET IT ALL CLEANED OUT, 213 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:20,367 AND GO. 214 00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:21,567 YOU KNOW, AND THEN A LOT OF 215 00:05:21,567 --> 00:05:22,533 PEOPLE COME IN FOR A 216 00:05:22,533 --> 00:05:23,933 PROFESSIONAL CHANGE, BUT YOU CAN 217 00:05:23,933 --> 00:05:25,933 USE -- LIKE, THEY MAKE BIKE OIL, 218 00:05:25,933 --> 00:05:27,833 BUT YOU CAN USE VEGETABLE OIL, 219 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:29,267 'CAUSE A LOT OF THESE 220 00:05:29,267 --> 00:05:31,267 COMPANIES -- HONESTLY, THEY SELL 221 00:05:31,267 --> 00:05:33,067 BIKE OIL, BUT IT'S JUST 222 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:34,833 VEGETABLE OIL RELABELED. 223 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:36,967 DO YOU GO OVER A LOT OF HILLS 224 00:05:36,967 --> 00:05:37,700 AND STUFF? 225 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:38,333 >> UH... 226 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:39,867 [ Laughing ] NOT WHEN I CAN 227 00:05:39,867 --> 00:05:40,533 AVOID IT. 228 00:05:40,533 --> 00:05:42,067 >> YEAH. YEAH, THEN YOU CAN 229 00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:43,867 PROBABLY JUST GET AWAY WITH BABY 230 00:05:43,867 --> 00:05:45,567 OIL. 231 00:05:45,567 --> 00:05:46,100 YEAH. 232 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:47,800 >> SO, THERE IS A CHANNEL OF 233 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,067 THAT IN THE FRAME? 234 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:50,767 >> YEAH, IT'S THE CIRCULATORY 235 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,100 SYSTEM OF THE BICYCLE. 236 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:53,667 >> I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN THE 237 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:54,200 VALVE. 238 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,067 >> OH, YEAH. 239 00:05:55,067 --> 00:05:56,833 THE VALVE -- IT'S REALLY HARD TO 240 00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:57,267 SEE. 241 00:05:57,267 --> 00:05:58,733 IT'S REALLY FLUSH, BUT YOU'LL 242 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,333 FEEL IT WHEN IT'S UPSIDE DOWN. 243 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:01,900 YEAH. IT'S GOOD TO JUST KIND OF 244 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:02,900 PUMP IT IN THERE. 245 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:04,300 I USUALLY DO THIS FOR A FEW 246 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:05,833 MINUTES ONCE I CHANGE THE OIL 247 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:06,233 OUT. 248 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:07,767 YEAH. I'M GONNA GET RID OF THIS 249 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,133 DIRTY OIL AND I'LL BE RIGHT 250 00:06:09,133 --> 00:06:09,567 BACK. 251 00:06:09,567 --> 00:06:11,100 BUT YOU CAN PUMP THAT IN IF YOU 252 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:12,267 WANT TO GET IT SMOOTH. 253 00:06:12,267 --> 00:06:14,800 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 254 00:06:29,967 --> 00:06:31,600 >> STILL DON'T SEE A VALVE. 255 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,200 >> HEY, HOW YOU GUYS DOING? 256 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,100 >> VERY GOOD. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 257 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,300 >> DOING ALL RIGHT. 258 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:37,767 YOU GOT A LITTLE CHECKUP? 259 00:06:37,767 --> 00:06:38,400 >> YEAH. 260 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,067 >> SURE. 261 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:40,867 >> BOTH BIKES JUST NEED A, LIKE, 262 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:41,533 TUNE-UP. 263 00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:42,167 >> SURE. 264 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:43,933 >> AND THEN MINE NEEDS AT LEAST 265 00:06:43,933 --> 00:06:44,767 A BACK TIRE. 266 00:06:44,767 --> 00:06:47,533 >> OKAY. HOW'S THIS ONE GOING? 267 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:48,633 >> WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? 268 00:06:48,633 --> 00:06:49,967 LIKE, THE BRAKES WERE A LITTLE 269 00:06:49,967 --> 00:06:50,433 SQUEAKY. 270 00:06:50,433 --> 00:06:50,933 >> YEAH. 271 00:06:50,933 --> 00:06:52,967 >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT'S 272 00:06:52,967 --> 00:06:55,267 GOING ON. 273 00:06:55,267 --> 00:06:56,733 TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE GOT. 274 00:06:56,733 --> 00:06:58,300 YOU NOTICE THEM SQUEAKING THE 275 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,067 WHOLE TIME OR JUST WHEN YOU'RE 276 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:00,533 RIDING? 277 00:07:00,533 --> 00:07:02,067 >> JUST WHEN YOU'RE RIDING. 278 00:07:02,067 --> 00:07:06,067 >> YOU'RE RIDING? OKAY. 279 00:07:06,067 --> 00:07:07,367 WELL, IS THIS -- HAVE YOU NOT 280 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:08,567 RIDDEN THIS SINCE WINTER? 281 00:07:08,567 --> 00:07:09,233 >> YEAH, NO. 282 00:07:09,233 --> 00:07:10,433 WE DON'T RIDE VERY OFTEN. 283 00:07:10,433 --> 00:07:11,800 BUT IN THE SUMMERTIME, WE TAKE 284 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,200 THEM UP TO MICHIGAN AND RIDE A 285 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:13,533 TON. 286 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:14,300 >> OKAY, YEAH. 287 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:14,967 >> YEAH. 288 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:16,867 >> YOU PROBABLY WANT TO NOT HAVE 289 00:07:16,867 --> 00:07:18,667 THE TIRES WINTERIZED LIKE THIS 290 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:19,167 THEN. 291 00:07:19,167 --> 00:07:19,933 >> OH. OKAY. 292 00:07:19,933 --> 00:07:21,567 >> YEAH. THEY'RE POSITIONED FOR 293 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:22,467 SNOW RIGHT NOW. 294 00:07:22,467 --> 00:07:22,967 >> OH. 295 00:07:22,967 --> 00:07:24,467 >> YOU GOT THESE LITTLE SILVER 296 00:07:24,467 --> 00:07:25,433 PEGS STICKING UP. 297 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:26,867 YOU KNOW HOW THEY PUT, LIKE, 298 00:07:26,867 --> 00:07:27,867 CHAINS ON TIRES... 299 00:07:27,867 --> 00:07:28,600 >> OH, YEAH. 300 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,100 >> ...FOR A CAR IN THE WINTER? 301 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,933 >> RIGHT. WELL, AND WE PROBABLY 302 00:07:31,933 --> 00:07:33,800 BOUGHT THAT BIKE UP IN MICHIGAN. 303 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,067 THAT WOULD EXPLAIN -- YEAH. 304 00:07:35,067 --> 00:07:36,400 >> AND THAT WILL WINTERIZE THE 305 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,700 TIRES, SO IT MAKES IT EASIER, 306 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:38,767 GIVES IT MORE TRACTION. 307 00:07:38,767 --> 00:07:39,433 THERE WE GO. 308 00:07:39,433 --> 00:07:40,200 >> OH, MY GOSH. 309 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,500 >> YOU KNOW, LIKE, HOW IT HAS 310 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:42,633 STUDS ON IT LIKE A TIRE? 311 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:46,933 >> RIGHT. 312 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:47,967 GOOD TO KNOW. 313 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:48,800 [ LAUGHS ] 314 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,767 >> OH, YEAH. 315 00:07:49,767 --> 00:07:51,833 THESE LITTLE THINGS ARE STICKING 316 00:07:51,833 --> 00:07:52,300 UP. 317 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:53,200 >> THAT'S CRAZY. 318 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,500 >> YEAH, THEY'RE CALLED -- 319 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:55,500 THEY'RE SNOW NAILS. 320 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:56,067 >> OKAY. 321 00:07:56,067 --> 00:07:57,533 >> YEAH. ONCE YOU GET THE MAIN 322 00:07:57,533 --> 00:08:01,667 ONES OUT, YOU UNSCREW THE 323 00:08:01,667 --> 00:08:02,900 NOZZLE. 324 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:03,800 >> UH-HUH. 325 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:04,767 [ TIRE HISSING ] 326 00:08:04,767 --> 00:08:06,400 >> YEAH, NOW PRESSURE HOLDS THE 327 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,267 OTHER ONES IN. 328 00:08:07,267 --> 00:08:08,833 AND THEN JUST GIVE IT A SPIN. 329 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:11,467 YEAH. LOOK AT ALL THOSE. 330 00:08:11,467 --> 00:08:12,733 >> OH, MY GOSH. 331 00:08:12,733 --> 00:08:13,600 [ GASPS ] 332 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,433 >> YEAH. 333 00:08:14,433 --> 00:08:18,233 >> WOW. 334 00:08:18,233 --> 00:08:19,400 >> YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE 335 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,533 RIDING AROUND WITH ALL THOSE 336 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:21,533 NAILS IN THERE DURING THE 337 00:08:21,533 --> 00:08:22,100 SUMMERTIME. 338 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:22,533 >> YEAH. 339 00:08:22,533 --> 00:08:23,900 >> YEAH. AND THEN IN THE WINTER, 340 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:25,233 WHAT YOU WANT TO DO -- I MEAN, 341 00:08:25,233 --> 00:08:26,333 YOU CAN BUY A NEW PACK OF 342 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:26,800 THEM... 343 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:27,267 >> YEAH. 344 00:08:27,267 --> 00:08:28,600 >> ...OR YOU CAN COLLECT THESE. 345 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:29,100 >> OKAY. 346 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,400 >> JUST LAY THEM OUT IN A LINE 347 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,867 AND JUST RIDE OVER THEM AND GET 348 00:08:31,867 --> 00:08:33,400 THEM ALL BACK UP IN THE TIRES... 349 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:33,933 >> OKAY. 350 00:08:33,933 --> 00:08:35,367 >> ...BEFORE YOU GO OUT IN THE 351 00:08:35,367 --> 00:08:35,767 SNOW. 352 00:08:35,767 --> 00:08:36,300 >> YEAH. 353 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:37,667 >> OKAY? LET ME GRAB A PUMP, AND 354 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:38,867 I'LL JUST PUMP THAT BACK UP. 355 00:08:38,867 --> 00:08:40,567 >> OKAY, GREAT. THANK YOU. 356 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,267 >> CAN I LISTEN TO YOUR EYES, 357 00:08:57,267 --> 00:09:01,500 PLEASE? 358 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:05,167 WHY IS THIS HERE? 359 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:06,267 HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT? 360 00:09:06,267 --> 00:09:07,500 >> OH, GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 361 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,267 >> DOING GOOD. 362 00:09:08,267 --> 00:09:09,500 LOOKING FOR A NEW PAIR OF 363 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:10,067 GLASSES? 364 00:09:10,067 --> 00:09:11,233 >> YEAH, I'M THINKING ABOUT 365 00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:12,533 POSSIBLY GETTING -- I LIKE THE 366 00:09:12,533 --> 00:09:13,833 ONES THAT ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, 367 00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:15,100 CHANGE ON THEIR OWN AS YOU GO 368 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:15,567 OUTSIDE. 369 00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:16,933 >> OH, TRANSITION LENSES? YEAH. 370 00:09:16,933 --> 00:09:17,700 >> I LIKE THOSE. 371 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,067 >> THEY CAN GET SO EXPENSIVE, 372 00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:19,433 THOUGH. 373 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:19,933 >> YEAH. 374 00:09:19,933 --> 00:09:21,300 >> AND I LOSE SUNGLASSES ALL THE 375 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:21,700 TIME. 376 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:22,167 >> YEAH. 377 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:23,433 >> SO I STOPPED BUYING, LIKE, 378 00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:24,233 DESIGNER FRAMES. 379 00:09:24,233 --> 00:09:25,700 I JUST USE, LIKE, THE -- I USE 380 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:26,167 THESE. 381 00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:27,667 LIKE, I KEEP ONE OF THOSE IN MY 382 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:28,733 CAR, YOU KNOW, IF I'M, LIKE, 383 00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:29,867 GOING TO THE BEACH OR SOMETHING 384 00:09:29,867 --> 00:09:30,367 LIKE THAT. 385 00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:31,067 >> WHAT IS THIS? 386 00:09:31,067 --> 00:09:32,267 >> THE POLARZ DE SOL. 387 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,900 >> SO, THEY JUST GO OVER YOUR 388 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:34,367 LENSES? 389 00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:35,100 >> OH, NO, NO. 390 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:36,167 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THESE? 391 00:09:36,167 --> 00:09:36,567 >> NO. 392 00:09:36,567 --> 00:09:37,733 >> OH, THESE ARE AWESOME. 393 00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:39,067 YEAH, IT'S A BRAZILIAN COMPANY 394 00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:39,867 THAT MADE THESE. 395 00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:41,733 IT'S A LITTLE KIT, AND INSIDE, 396 00:09:41,733 --> 00:09:43,467 IT HAS ALL THE LITTLE, TINY 397 00:09:43,467 --> 00:09:44,467 LENSES INSIDE. 398 00:09:44,467 --> 00:09:46,233 BUT THEY DO, LIKE, A COMPACT 399 00:09:46,233 --> 00:09:47,233 THING WITH THEM, YOU KNOW? 400 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:48,067 >> SO, WHAT IS IT? 401 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,100 >> YOU EVER SEE THOSE GLASSES 402 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,133 THAT, LIKE, FOLD UP REALLY 403 00:09:50,133 --> 00:09:50,467 SMALL? 404 00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:50,933 >> RIGHT. 405 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:52,267 >> IT'S LIKE THAT, RIGHT? 406 00:09:52,267 --> 00:09:53,800 >> SO THAT ONE EXPANDS PRETTY 407 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:54,233 MUCH? 408 00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:55,900 >> YEAH, LIKE, THE WAY THEY FOLD 409 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,467 UP SO SMALL, YOU CAN JUST 410 00:09:57,467 --> 00:09:58,600 BALANCE IT THERE. 411 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,533 AND WHAT'S COOL ABOUT IT -- THIS 412 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,233 JUST FITS RIGHT IN YOUR BACK 413 00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:03,800 POCKET, WHICH IS AWESOME. 414 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,400 AND FEEL HOW FLAT THAT IS. 415 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,133 BUT YOU CAN FEEL THAT IT'S GOT A 416 00:10:07,133 --> 00:10:08,700 LITTLE BIT OF GEARING IN IT. 417 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:09,300 >> YEAH. 418 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,033 >> IF I TOUCH THAT AND I LICK MY 419 00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:11,633 FINGER... 420 00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:12,300 >> MM-HMM. 421 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,800 >> ...AND I JUST TOUCH THAT... 422 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:14,367 TO THAT. 423 00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:15,467 THERE. 424 00:10:15,467 --> 00:10:16,733 >> WHAT? 425 00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:19,067 >> YEAH, THEY POP OUT. 426 00:10:19,067 --> 00:10:20,900 YEAH. THIS PART SWINGS OUT. 427 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:22,000 >> WAIT. WHOA. 428 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,900 OH, MY GOODNESS. LET ME SEE. 429 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:25,867 >> YOU CAN SEE, INSIDE THERE, 430 00:10:25,867 --> 00:10:27,867 ALL THE TINY, LITTLE GEARS THAT 431 00:10:27,867 --> 00:10:28,867 ARE IN THERE. 432 00:10:28,867 --> 00:10:30,000 >> OH, MY GOSH. 433 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,967 HOW DOES THAT JUST... 434 00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:32,167 >> IT'S, LIKE, TINY, LITTLE 435 00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:32,600 HINGES. 436 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,933 >> AND THEN IT HAS A DESIGN AND 437 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:34,533 EVERYTHING. 438 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:35,800 >> YEAH, IT'S SUPER-ADVANCED. 439 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,733 YEAH. AND THEY'RE GOOD. 440 00:10:36,733 --> 00:10:37,833 AND I DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT 441 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:38,533 LOSING THEM NOW. 442 00:10:38,533 --> 00:10:39,400 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 443 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,600 >> YEAH, YOU GOT LIKE A MILLION 444 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,233 MORE IN THERE. 445 00:10:41,233 --> 00:10:41,667 >> YEAH. 446 00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:42,333 >> OH, MY GOSH. 447 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:42,767 >> YEAH. 448 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,967 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST 449 00:10:43,967 --> 00:10:44,467 WITNESSED. 450 00:10:44,467 --> 00:10:45,500 >> YEAH. AND THEY'RE GOOD. 451 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:46,667 AND I DON'T WORRY ABOUT LOSING 452 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:47,567 THEM, WHICH IS GREAT. 453 00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:48,700 AND THE BEST THING IS -- THIS 454 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:49,867 LITTLE GUY, YOU KNOW? 455 00:10:49,867 --> 00:10:51,467 JUST, LIKE, FITS RIGHT IN YOUR 456 00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:53,000 BACK POCKET, RIGHT LIKE THAT. 457 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:53,800 OH. OH, YEAH. 458 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,300 >> DID THEY ALL JUST COME OUT? 459 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,800 >> YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 460 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,367 THE CONDENSATION'S BEEN KIND OF 461 00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:00,067 MAKING THEM POP UP PREMATURELY. 462 00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,433 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP THIS 463 00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:02,233 THING SEALED. 464 00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:03,133 YEAH, THANK YOU. 465 00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:04,633 HERE, I'LL GET SOME OF THESE. 466 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,800 I'LL PUT SOME UP HERE. 467 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,500 THE HUMIDITY -- IT KIND OF GETS 468 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,267 INSIDE OF THERE, AND IF YOU KEEP 469 00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:14,467 OPENING IT, THEY'LL POP UP. 470 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:14,833 >> WOW. 471 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:15,800 >> YEAH. HANG ON ONE SEC. 472 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,933 I'M JUST GONNA -- I JUST GOT TO 473 00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:17,933 TELL MY BOSS THAT HAPPENED. 474 00:11:17,933 --> 00:11:18,667 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 475 00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:19,100 >> OKAY. 476 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:19,500 >> OKAY. 477 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:22,300 >> THAT'S CRAZY. 478 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:26,133 OH, MY GOSH. 479 00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:27,167 >> HOW YOU DOING TODAY? 480 00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:28,233 >> I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 481 00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:29,600 >> ALL RIGHT, SO, YOU'RE PICKING 482 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,100 UP TODAY. 483 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,467 >> UH-HUH. SOME GOLD GLASSES. 484 00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:32,800 >> OKAY. LET ME -- I'LL PULL 485 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,667 THOSE UP FOR YOU. 486 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,067 >> THEY'RE ALREADY PAID FOR. 487 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:36,233 >> I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 488 00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:38,233 >> UH-HUH. 489 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:49,900 >> ALL RIGHT. 490 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,700 HERE. 491 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,867 THERE WE GO. LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 492 00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:56,067 >> THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOLD. 493 00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:57,267 >> WHAT'S THAT? 494 00:11:57,267 --> 00:11:59,433 >> THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOLD. 495 00:11:59,433 --> 00:12:00,767 >> OH. DEFINITELY NOT GOLD. 496 00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:02,067 YEAH, WE CAN PROBABLY POLISH 497 00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:02,867 THEM UP FOR YOU. 498 00:12:02,867 --> 00:12:03,600 >> NO, NO, NO. 499 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,633 THEY NEED TO BE GOLD. 500 00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:05,700 >> NO, NO. I HEAR YOU. 501 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,067 A LOT OF COMPANIES DON'T MAKE 502 00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:08,067 THE GLASSES IN ALL -- 503 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,433 >> OH, SO THOSE ARE NOT MADE IN 504 00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:09,833 GOLD. 505 00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:10,800 >> THEY'RE NOT MADE IN GOLD. 506 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:11,200 >> I SEE. 507 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,233 >> NO, THAT'S SOMETHING WE HAVE 508 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:12,667 TO DO. 509 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:13,167 >> OKAY. 510 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,467 AND HOW LONG WILL THAT TAKE? 511 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,633 >> I CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW. 512 00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:16,667 >> OH. LET'S DO THAT. 513 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:17,767 >> YEAH, THEY MAKE THIS STUFF. 514 00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:18,467 >> WHAT DO YOU DO? 515 00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:19,167 SPRAY ON IT OR... 516 00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:20,167 >> YEAH, IT'S LIKE A SPRAY. 517 00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:20,967 >> OH. OKAY. 518 00:12:20,967 --> 00:12:22,700 >> YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS BEFORE? 519 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,600 >> I HAVE NOT. 520 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,967 USUALLY, IF I ORDER GOLD 521 00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:26,400 GLASSES, THEY JUST -- THEY COME 522 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:26,833 IN IT. 523 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,100 >> EVERY COMPANY -- BECAUSE 524 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,200 THERE'S SO MANY OPTIONS 525 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,533 NOWADAYS, LIKE, EVERY COMPANY 526 00:12:30,533 --> 00:12:31,867 CAN'T MAKE EVERY SINGLE FRAME IN 527 00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:32,767 EVERY SINGLE OPTION. 528 00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:33,267 >> I SEE. 529 00:12:33,267 --> 00:12:34,500 >> SO, THIS IS A REALLY GREAT 530 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:34,967 PRODUCT. 531 00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:36,233 >> AND THAT DOESN'T AFFECT THE 532 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,400 SKIN IN ANY WAY, IF YOU HAVE 533 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,133 SENSITIVE SKIN? 534 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,300 I MEAN, WELL, IT DRIES, OF 535 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:39,733 COURSE. 536 00:12:39,733 --> 00:12:41,067 >> I GET A LITTLE STING WHEN I 537 00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:41,467 DO IT. 538 00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:42,100 >> OH, OKAY. 539 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,567 >> BUT IT DOESN'T TINT IT. 540 00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:44,900 IT ACTUALLY CHANGES THE 541 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,367 MOLECULAR STRUCTURE OF THE 542 00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:49,700 METAL. 543 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:50,600 >> OH, MY GOD. 544 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,733 >> ISN'T THAT WILD? 545 00:12:51,733 --> 00:12:52,400 >> IT IS. 546 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,067 >> THIS WAS MADE ON ACCIDENT, 547 00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:54,833 THIS PRODUCT. 548 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,533 THEY WERE TRYING TO MAKE A SUPER 549 00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:57,367 GOLD CLEANER. 550 00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:58,067 >> MM-HMM. 551 00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,767 >> SO SOMEBODY MADE THE OPPOSITE 552 00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:01,833 MOLECULAR STRUCTURE OF GOLD SO 553 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,833 THAT STUFF WOULD TURN TITANIUM 554 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:07,433 TO GOLD OR NICKEL, SILVER. 555 00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:08,067 >> MM-HMM. 556 00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:09,200 IT'S A MOLECULAR CHANGE. 557 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,500 >> IT IS A MOLECULAR CHANGE. 558 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,067 >> SO, YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW THAT 559 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:12,833 THEY WERE BLACK. 560 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:13,500 >> I KNOW. 561 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,100 >> AND I'M STILL KIND OF CURIOUS 562 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,533 AS TO HOW IT TREATS THE SKIN 563 00:13:16,533 --> 00:13:17,200 OVER TIME. 564 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,633 >> IT'S FUNNY YOU SAID THAT, 565 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,433 BECAUSE I ALWAYS -- AFTER I DO 566 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,267 SOMETHING IN GOLD, I DON'T LIKE 567 00:13:22,267 --> 00:13:24,133 TO TOUCH, LIKE, A LOT OF STUFF. 568 00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:25,933 I'LL ALWAYS GRAB LIKE ONE MORE 569 00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:27,067 THING JUST IN CASE THAT IT'S 570 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,100 GONNA BE OKAY, 'CAUSE IT'S 571 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,300 STILL, LIKE, ON THE PADS OF MY 572 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:29,767 FINGERS. 573 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:30,267 >> REALLY? 574 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,533 >> YEAH, SO I'LL JUST, LIKE, RUB 575 00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:32,067 SOMETHING. 576 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:32,967 >> YOU MEAN AFTER THIS 577 00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:34,067 EXPERIENCE HERE OR JUST IN 578 00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:34,800 GENERAL WITH GOLD? 579 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,400 >> YEAH. SEE? 580 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,667 IT ALWAYS LEAVES A LITTLE BIT ON 581 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:37,900 THERE, SO I'LL DO LIKE ONE MORE 582 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:38,800 THING THAT I WANT. 583 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,100 >> OH, YOU USED THAT FOR THIS 584 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:40,633 PEN, TOO? 585 00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:41,133 >> YEAH. 586 00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:42,233 >> OH, YOU JUST DID IT. 587 00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:42,733 >> YEAH. 588 00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:43,767 >> THIS PEN WAS BLACK. 589 00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:44,333 [ LAUGHS ] 590 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:45,733 >> YEAH. I'LL ALWAYS DO ONE MORE 591 00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:47,067 THING SO THAT IT, LIKE, COMES 592 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,300 OFF COMPLETELY FROM MY HANDS. 593 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,433 >> BUT I WONDER. 594 00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:50,967 THERE IS NO MORE BLACK. 595 00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:51,667 >> YEAH. 596 00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:52,533 >> AMAZING. 597 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:53,500 BUT ANYWAY... 598 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,100 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL DO? 599 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,067 LET ME GET YOUR PAPERWORK HERE. 600 00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:57,767 >> OKAY. 601 00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,700 >> AND I'LL STAPLE THESE TWO 602 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,100 TOGETHER. 603 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,433 AND I'LL TAKE THIS ONE. 604 00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:05,600 >> DID YOU JUST DO THAT? 605 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,100 >> WOW! 606 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,067 >> WAIT A MINUTE. 607 00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,433 THAT WAS BLACK WHEN YOU PICKED 608 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:08,867 IT UP. 609 00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:10,567 >> YEAH. LET ME JUST GET YOUR 610 00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:11,900 STUFF CLEANED UP HERE. 611 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,300 >> I GOT TO HURRY BACK. 612 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,500 HE'S WAITING ON ME. 613 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,767 >> OKAY, OKAY. HERE. 614 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:16,400 >> OKAY. 615 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,667 >> ALL RIGHT. TAKE THAT. 616 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:18,400 >> [ GASPS ] 617 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,067 THAT WAS BLACK, TOO, WASN'T IT? 618 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:20,900 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 619 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,067 LET ME WASH MY HANDS. 620 00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:23,633 >> JUST KNOW WHATEVER YOU TOUCH 621 00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:24,800 IS GONNA TURN TO GOLD. 622 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,200 OOH! I LIKE THE WAY THAT SOUNDS. 623 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:26,667 >> YEAH. 624 00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:27,967 I'LL WASH MY HANDS AND THEN -- 625 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,167 >> AND THEN BRING MY WIPES. 626 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:29,667 >> YEAH. 627 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:30,167 >> YEAH. 628 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:31,200 >> OKAY. CLEAR THE WAY. 629 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,467 NOBODY TOUCH MY HANDS. 630 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:40,900 OH. ALL RIGHT. 631 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:50,300 >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 632 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,433 HEY. DO I LOOK TAN? 633 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:51,933 >> HI. 634 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:52,967 >> HOW YOU DOING? 635 00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:53,567 >> GOOD. 636 00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:55,100 >> HAVE YOU WORKED WITH THIS 637 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:55,667 BEFORE? 638 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:56,167 >> NO. 639 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:56,967 >> OH. OKAY. 640 00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:58,300 IT'S A TANNING MACHINE THAT 641 00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,833 PEOPLE CAN TAN WITHOUT HAVING TO 642 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,067 TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES. 643 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:01,600 >> COOL. 644 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,833 >> SO THEY CAN WEAR THEIR 645 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,167 CLOTHES INSIDE THE MACHINE. 646 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:04,700 >> OKAY. 647 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,067 >> SO, EVERYONE WHO DOES IT HAS 648 00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:08,133 TO SIGN A RELEASE. 649 00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:09,800 IT HAS THIS -- HERE, I'LL PUT 650 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,467 THIS OVER HERE. 651 00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:16,500 YEAH, THE BULBS ARE MADE OUT OF 652 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,633 THIS INTENSE INFRARED LIGHT. 653 00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:20,867 ASTRONAUTS, THEY NOTICED, WERE 654 00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:22,400 GETTING TAN THROUGH THEIR SUITS. 655 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:22,900 >> HMM. 656 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,367 >> SO THEY KNEW THAT IT WASN'T 657 00:15:24,367 --> 00:15:25,867 BECAUSE OF DIRECT LIGHT HITTING 658 00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:26,467 THE SKIN. 659 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,533 IT WAS RADIATING FROM 660 00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:28,967 UNDERNEATH, WHICH, YOU KNOW, WE 661 00:15:28,967 --> 00:15:30,333 LIKE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY 662 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,400 WON'T RUIN THEIR SKIN. 663 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,867 THEY DON'T HAVE, LIKE, DAMAGE OR 664 00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:34,067 DRYING OUT AND WRINKLED. 665 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:34,733 >> YEAH. 666 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,567 >> YESTERDAY WAS MY FIRST DAY, 667 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,300 AND ALL I DID IS TURN ON THE 668 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:38,767 MACHINE. 669 00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:39,767 AND IT JUST GOES FOR -- 670 00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:41,100 >> YOU JUST TURN IT ON WITH THIS 671 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:41,533 BUTTON? 672 00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:42,067 >> YEAH. 673 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,133 I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT. 674 00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:44,133 AND THAT'S BASICALLY IT. 675 00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:45,333 THEY JUST GO IN THERE FOR A FEW 676 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:45,800 SECONDS. 677 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,533 IT'S PRETTY COOL. 678 00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:48,267 I MEAN, YOU SEE IT IMMEDIATELY. 679 00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:48,967 >> REALLY? 680 00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:50,433 >> YEAH. ALL OF A SUDDEN, 681 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,100 THEY'RE TAN IN LIKE 7 SECONDS. 682 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,633 IT'S PRETTY WILD. 683 00:15:54,633 --> 00:15:55,067 >> HI. 684 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,433 >> HEY. HOW MUCH DOES THIS COST? 685 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:57,067 >> IT'S $20. 686 00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:57,533 >> $20? 687 00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:58,367 >> $20 A SESSION. 688 00:15:58,367 --> 00:15:59,667 >> SO, I DON'T HAVE MY CLOTHES 689 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,067 OFF? 690 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,367 >> NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE 691 00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:02,167 YOUR CLOTHES OFF. 692 00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:02,533 HEY. 693 00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:03,633 >> DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR A 694 00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:04,133 WALK-UP? 695 00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:05,533 >> YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. 696 00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:07,633 MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, AND I 697 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,067 GOT A TOWEL FOR YOU RIGHT HERE. 698 00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:12,733 YOU CAN LAY YOUR HEAD BACK, LIKE 699 00:16:12,733 --> 00:16:14,233 THAT. 700 00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:16,267 THAT'S GOOD. NICE AND COMFY. 701 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,367 >> ALL RIGHT. 702 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,167 >> OKAY? 703 00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:21,967 I'LL CLOSE THIS DOWN HERE. 704 00:16:21,967 --> 00:16:22,433 YOU OKAY? 705 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:23,200 >> YEAH, I'M GOOD. 706 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,333 >> OKAY. AND JUST AN EXPRESS 707 00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:24,667 OR... 708 00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:25,600 >> YEAH, NOTHING TOO -- 709 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,633 >> OKAY. AND YOU SIGNED A 710 00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:27,700 RELEASE, 'CAUSE YOU HAD THE 711 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:28,067 CARD. 712 00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:28,900 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 713 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:29,533 >> ALWAYS ASK. 714 00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:29,967 >> COOL. 715 00:16:29,967 --> 00:16:31,333 >> OKAY. 716 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,100 YOU CLOSE THAT THERE. OKAY. 717 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,067 AND THEN GO AHEAD AND PICK UP 718 00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:37,067 THE REMOTE. 719 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,800 GOOD. YEAH. COME ON OVER HERE. 720 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,967 SO, I STAND HERE. 721 00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:40,733 >> MM-HMM. 722 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,667 >> TAKE THAT. 723 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,100 AND I PRESS THE RED BUTTON. 724 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:44,967 [ WHIRRING ] 725 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:46,833 RIGHT? AND YOU WANT TO PUSH THE 726 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,300 LEVER ALL THE WAY DOWN. 727 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,100 NOT IN THE MIDDLE, ALL THE WAY 728 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:50,633 DOWN. 729 00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:51,133 YES. 730 00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:52,967 AND LEAVE IT JUST LIKE THAT. 731 00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:53,967 THAT'S THE LOWEST SETTING. 732 00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:54,367 >> OKAY. 733 00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:55,333 >> SO, THEY DON'T WANT US 734 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,400 PLAYING AROUND WITH ANYTHING 735 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,067 OTHER THAN THAT. 736 00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:57,467 >> YEAH. 737 00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:58,467 >> AND IT'S JUST, LIKE, AN 738 00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,567 AUTOMATIC THING, SO IT JUST DOES 739 00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:03,433 WHAT IT DOES, AND THAT'S ALL. 740 00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:05,067 >> DO YOU JUST COUNT TO 7 AND 741 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:05,533 THEN... 742 00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:06,600 >> NO, IT'LL DO IT 743 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,467 AUTOMATICALLY. 744 00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:08,267 >> OH, OKAY. 745 00:17:08,267 --> 00:17:09,967 >> YEAH, THAT'S BEEN ON A WHILE. 746 00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:13,367 OKAY. 747 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,067 OH. SHOOT. 748 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:14,867 WAIT. THAT'S UP. 749 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,900 FLIP IT UPSIDE DOWN. 750 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:16,900 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 751 00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:18,200 THAT'S DOWN. ALL THE WAY DOWN. 752 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:18,967 OH, PRESS THAT. 753 00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:19,400 [BLEEP] 754 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:19,900 HOLD UP. 755 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,167 PRESS THAT, PRESS THAT, PRESS 756 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:21,533 THAT. 757 00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:23,867 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 758 00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:25,067 DOUBLE-CLICK THAT. 759 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:25,900 OH, MY GOD. 760 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,700 THAT'S BEEN ON HIGH THIS WHOLE 761 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,533 TIME. 762 00:17:29,533 --> 00:17:31,467 OH. 763 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,467 I'M SO SORRY. THAT'S MY FAULT. 764 00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:38,833 THAT'S TOTALLY MY FAULT. 765 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,300 DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT. 766 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:40,933 >> WHAT? 767 00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:42,400 >> YEAH, DON'T EVEN WORRY. 768 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,767 OKAY. 769 00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:45,167 >> SHE JUST DIED? 770 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,333 >> UH...THEY'RE ALL VERY WELL 771 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,067 AWARE OF WHAT HAPPENS. 772 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,667 LIKE, THEY SIGNED A RELEASE, SO 773 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,200 WE'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE AT ALL. 774 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,267 IT'S TOTALLY -- LIKE, WE'RE 775 00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:56,367 ALLOWED TO FUMBLE, YOU KNOW? 776 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,067 >> SHUT UP. 777 00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:57,733 OH, MY GOD. 778 00:17:57,733 --> 00:17:59,100 >> LIKE, I JUST LEARNED THIS 779 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,533 YESTERDAY, SO I DON'T -- IT 780 00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:01,367 DOESN'T MATTER. 781 00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:02,600 LIKE, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE 782 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,067 RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT KIND OF 783 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:04,467 THING. 784 00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,333 THEY SAID, "IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, 785 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,100 JUST CLEAN IT UP AND JUST, YOU 786 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,800 KNOW, TRY AND UP-SELL SOMEONE 787 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,367 ELSE." 788 00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:12,100 IT'S A VOLUME BUSINESS. 789 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:14,133 BUT THAT'S MY FAULT, AND I'M 790 00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:14,800 SORRY. 791 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,200 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 792 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,967 WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET HER SHOES 793 00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:18,833 OUT OF THERE. 794 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,267 YEAH. 795 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,067 >> OH, MY GOD. 796 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:25,100 >> YEAH. I MEAN, I FEEL YOU. 797 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,700 IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE 798 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,333 MAKING US DO SOMETHING THAT'S 799 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,100 EXPERIMENTAL, AND THE PEOPLE WHO 800 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,767 COME TO USE IT ARE WELL AWARE 801 00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:33,100 THAT IT'S EXPERIMENTAL. 802 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,700 SO THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. 803 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,233 I DON'T LIKE IT, BUT I'M NOT 804 00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:37,300 GONNA TAKE ON THAT 805 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,233 RESPONSIBILITY. 806 00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:39,467 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 807 00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:40,900 >> OH, MY -- OKAY, I'M NOT 808 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,867 COMFORTABLE DOING THIS. 809 00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:43,900 >> REALLY? 810 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,500 >> I MEAN, SOMEBODY JUST DIED. 811 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,133 >> I LIKE TO SAY SHE, YOU KNOW, 812 00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:50,767 HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH SUN OR 813 00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:52,267 WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY. 814 00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:53,833 SO, HOW DO YOU GET TAN LIKE 815 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,333 THAT? 816 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,067 >> A TANNING BED, BUT I DON'T 817 00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:56,467 DIE. 818 00:18:56,467 --> 00:18:57,300 [ CHUCKLES ] 819 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,067 >> RIGHT. 820 00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:59,300 WELL, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 821 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,900 SO, I WANTED TO TAKE A BREAK. 822 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,467 WOULD YOU BE COMFORTABLE DOING 823 00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:04,100 THIS IF SOMEONE COMES UP TO TRY 824 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:04,467 IT? 825 00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:05,133 >> OH, NO. 826 00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:06,800 >> NO, BUT NOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW 827 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,833 THE REMOTE'S HELD. 828 00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:08,200 >> NO. 829 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,100 >> YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE 830 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:09,900 RESPONSIBLE AT ALL. 831 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,167 >> OKAY. YEAH, CAN YOU JUST CALL 832 00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:11,867 THE BOSS FOR ME? 833 00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:13,067 >> I'LL CALL HIM. YEAH, YEAH. 834 00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:13,600 >> THANK YOU. 835 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,533 >> IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE HE SAID 836 00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,400 THAT IF YOU HAVE IT -- IF YOU 837 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,433 PUT IT ON HIGH AND SOMEONE STAYS 838 00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:21,067 IN THERE FOR OVER 7 SECONDS, IT 839 00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,633 CAN CAUSE THE CARBONARO EFFECT. 840 00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:23,267 >> RIGHT. 841 00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:24,600 >> HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT 842 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,133 BEFORE, THE CARBONARO EFFECT? 843 00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:26,867 YOU HAVEN'T? 844 00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:27,367 >> NO. 845 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,067 >> OH, NO. 846 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,433 IT'S, LIKE, A SCIENTIFIC TERM. 847 00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:32,333 IT'S ALSO THE NAME OF A 848 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:39,333 HIDDEN-CAMERA MAGIC TV SHOW. 849 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,867 LIKE THE HIDDEN-CAMERA MAGIC TV 850 00:19:41,867 --> 00:19:44,333 SHOW YOU'RE ON RIGHT NOW. 851 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,267 >> SHUT UP. 852 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:45,967 >> YES. 853 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,367 >> WHAT THE [BLEEP] 854 00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:48,400 >> [ LAUGHS ] 855 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,333 MY NAME'S MICHAEL CARBONARO. 856 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,400 >> OH, MY GOD. 857 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,300 >> YOU'RE ON MY TV SHOW RIGHT 858 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:53,800 NOW. 859 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,900 >> SHUT UP. 860 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,067 >> I'M FINE. 861 00:19:56,067 --> 00:19:57,467 >> YOU'RE THERE. 862 00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:59,367 >> LOOK. SEE? SHE'S OKAY. 863 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,133 >> I WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE [BLEEP] 864 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,533 >> [ LAUGHS ] 865 00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:04,867 >> OH, MY GOD. HOW? 866 00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:05,800 >> HEY, MAN. 867 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,900 YOU WERE GREAT. 868 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,400 >> YOU WANT TO GET IN? 869 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,433 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 870 00:20:09,433 --> 00:20:10,400 >> NOW SHE'S SELLING IT.