>> OH, MY GOD!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> WHAT?
>> IT'S COMPLETELY BLOWING MY
MIND RIGHT NOW.
>> THIS IS
"THE CARBONARO EFFECT."
>> OKAY, WE'RE FIXING BICYCLES
TODAY.
THIS ONE WILL PROBABLY BE HARDER
TO FIX.
IT'S MISSING MOST OF ITS PARTS.
BUT I CAN FIX THIS.
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
>> I'M HERE TO PICK A BIKE UP.
>> OH, YEAH. WHAT'S THE NAME?
>> CONN -- C-O-N-N.
>> C-O-N-N? YEAH.
OKAY, JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
I'M JUST TRYING TO GET THIS
LITTLE THING TO -- THIS THING
DOES NOT WORK.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THESE
THINGS, DO YOU?
THE MAGNETIZER TO, LIKE, MAKE
TOOLS MAGNETIC?
>> MNH-MNH.
>> NO? THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
SUPPOSED TO GO IN HERE, LIKE
THAT.
MAGNETIZES THE TIP OF IT SO THE
SCREWS DON'T FALL WHEN YOU'RE
WORKING.
>> THAT'D BE SWEET IF IT WORKED.
>> YEAH. IF IT DID, IT'D BE,
LIKE, PRETTY COOL, IF IT
MAGNETIZED.
OW!
>> WHOA.
>> GEEZ!
>> THAT WAS HUGE.
>> THAT WAS RIDICULOUS.
>> IT WENT ALMOST UP TO YOUR
NOSE.
>> DID IT REALLY?/
>> YEAH.
>> OH, MY GOD.
THIS HAND IS LIKE...
>> THAT WAS BIG.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
IT'S, LIKE, IN BOTH OF MY HANDS.
THAT'S -- WHOA!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> DUDE.
OH, MY GOD. THAT'S CRAZY.
>> WHAT THE [BLEEP]
>> IS THAT, LIKE, SCARY?
SHOULD I WATCH OUT FOR THAT?
IS THAT -- OH.
HOW COULD I...
WOW.
THAT'S CRAZY.
YEAH, BUT NOT MY ARM.
HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
OKAY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
OKAY.
>> HOLY [BLEEP]
>> IS IT -- IT CAN'T BE BECAUSE
THIS THING'S ON, RIGHT?
[ HORN HONKS ]
OKAY. HOLD ON.
I'M STAYING AWAY FROM, LIKE,
METAL STUFF.
THAT'S CRAZY.
>> DUDE, THIS IS INSANE.
>> SERIOUSLY. IS THERE, LIKE --
CAN YOU SHUT THAT OFF OR NO?
>> IS THERE A PLUG?
>> THAT'S INSANITY. WOW.
>> THIS IS NUTS.
>> WHOA, MY...
CAN YOU SHUT IT OFF?
WILL YOU, PLEASE?
>> IS THERE A PLUG FOR IT
SOMEWHERE?
>> JUST CLICK THAT SWITCH RIGHT
THERE.
CLICK THE SWITCH.
YEAH, ON TOP.
CLICK IT THE OTHER WAY.
>> THIS WAY?
>> YEAH.
YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
OH, MY GOD.
OKAY.
>> WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
>> YEAH. I DON'T KNOW.
I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA GO TO THE
BACK AWAY FROM METAL THINGS.
>> THAT WAS AMAZING.
>> I'M, LIKE, FRIGHTENED,
THOUGH, 'CAUSE MY HANDS ARE
STILL GOING "WUB-WUB-WUB."
OKAY.
I'LL BE BACK IN ONE SECOND.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> OKAY. OKAY, I GOT TO GO.
OKAY. I'M GOING OUTSIDE.
I'M GOING OUTSIDE.
[ CRASHING ]
OH, GOD! OKAY.
THIS IS YOU HERE, RIGHT?
>> THAT'S ME.
>> ALL RIGHT, WHAT WERE WE
LOOKING AT TODAY?
>> I WAS WANTING THE SHIFTER
CABLES REPLACED.
>> OKAY. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU JUST HAD A BASIC TUNE-UP?
>> YEAH, IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
>> YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE BIT
DIRTY.
I THINK THAT MAYBE THESE ARE
GETTING GUNKED UP, RIGHT?
>> THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING,
YEAH.
YEAH, I BOUGHT THE BIKE HERE AND
JUST HAVEN'T --
>> WHEN DID YOU GET THIS?
>> UM...'07, I THINK.
>> OH, '07. OKAY, GOOD.
WHEN YOU FIRST GOT THE BIKE, DID
YOU CHANGE THE OIL THAT IT CAME
WITH AND START USING A NEW KIND
OR YOU JUST STARTED APPLYING ON
TOP OF IT?
>> JUST ON TOP OF IT.
>> MM. OKAY, SOMETIMES, IF YOU
CHANGE WHAT IT CAME WITH, IT CAN
GET STUFF A LITTLE GUNKED UP.
>> OKAY.
>> SO IT'S BEST TO JUST START
FRESH.
YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE IT ALL
CLEANED OUT AND THEN START USING
THE PROPER OIL.
>> YEAH, AS MUCH AS ANYTHING
ELSE, IT'S PROBABLY GUNKED.
>> YEAH, THERE'S A VALVE RIGHT
HERE, A TINY, LITTLE VALVE.
YEAH, THERE WAS DIRT -- OH,
THERE YOU GO.
LOOK AT THAT.
THAT'S PRETTY DIRTY.
>> I NEVER KNEW THERE WAS --
WHAT?
A VALVE?
>> YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO?
WE SHOULD JUST EMPTY OUT THE
WHOLE THING AND JUST GIVE IT A
NEW -- YOU KNOW, AN OIL CHANGE,
REALLY.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD A
RESERVOIR.
>> OH, YEAH.
IT STARTS UP HERE.
IT GETS POURED THROUGH HERE.
AND IT'S GOING IN HERE.
IT'S GOING INTO YOUR CHAINS.
AND EVERY TIME YOU PEDAL, YOU'RE
ACTUALLY PUMPING IT THROUGH THE
BIKE.
HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU DO,
AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT THIS AGAIN.
PUT YOUR BIKE UP -- RIGHT? -- IF
YOU CAN OR YOU CAN HAVE SOMEONE
HOLD IT.
AND JUST AIM IT DIRECTLY DOWN.
>> MM-HMM.
>> ONCE IT'S DOWN, YOU'LL
ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO FEEL IT
BETTER.
IT'S A LITTLE EASIER TO SEE WHEN
IT'S DOWN, TOO, RIGHT?
GET A PAN, GET A FUNNEL, AND
JUST -- THERE YOU GO.
OH, LOOK AT HOW DIRTY THAT IS.
THAT'S WHY.
THIS SHOULD LOOK REALLY CLEAR.
YOU KNOW, THIS SHOULD BE LIKE
VEGETABLE OIL.
>> CHANGING THE OIL ON A BIKE?
>> YEAH, IT'S THE WHOLE BLOOD
FLOW OF THE BICYCLE.
YEAH, IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THAT,
WHAT'S HAPPENING IS -- EVERY
TIME YOU'RE PEDALING, YOU'RE
JUST PUSHING THAT DIRTY STUFF
THROUGH EVERYTHING.
IT'S GOING INTO THE GEARS.
IT'S GOING INTO, YOU KNOW, THE
SHIFTERS.
>> OKAY.
>> YEAH. BEST THING TO DO IS --
I'D SAY ABOUT EVERY 500 MILES,
YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HAVE THAT
CLEANED OUT.
IT'S JUST EASIER TO START FROM
SCRATCH, GET IT ALL CLEANED OUT,
AND GO.
YOU KNOW, AND THEN A LOT OF
PEOPLE COME IN FOR A
PROFESSIONAL CHANGE, BUT YOU CAN
USE -- LIKE, THEY MAKE BIKE OIL,
BUT YOU CAN USE VEGETABLE OIL,
'CAUSE A LOT OF THESE
COMPANIES -- HONESTLY, THEY SELL
BIKE OIL, BUT IT'S JUST
VEGETABLE OIL RELABELED.
DO YOU GO OVER A LOT OF HILLS
AND STUFF?
>> UH...
[ Laughing ] NOT WHEN I CAN
AVOID IT.
>> YEAH. YEAH, THEN YOU CAN
PROBABLY JUST GET AWAY WITH BABY
OIL.
YEAH.
>> SO, THERE IS A CHANNEL OF
THAT IN THE FRAME?
>> YEAH, IT'S THE CIRCULATORY
SYSTEM OF THE BICYCLE.
>> I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN THE
VALVE.
>> OH, YEAH.
THE VALVE -- IT'S REALLY HARD TO
SEE.
IT'S REALLY FLUSH, BUT YOU'LL
FEEL IT WHEN IT'S UPSIDE DOWN.
YEAH. IT'S GOOD TO JUST KIND OF
PUMP IT IN THERE.
I USUALLY DO THIS FOR A FEW
MINUTES ONCE I CHANGE THE OIL
OUT.
YEAH. I'M GONNA GET RID OF THIS
DIRTY OIL AND I'LL BE RIGHT
BACK.
BUT YOU CAN PUMP THAT IN IF YOU
WANT TO GET IT SMOOTH.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> STILL DON'T SEE A VALVE.
>> HEY, HOW YOU GUYS DOING?
>> VERY GOOD. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> DOING ALL RIGHT.
YOU GOT A LITTLE CHECKUP?
>> YEAH.
>> SURE.
>> BOTH BIKES JUST NEED A, LIKE,
TUNE-UP.
>> SURE.
>> AND THEN MINE NEEDS AT LEAST
A BACK TIRE.
>> OKAY. HOW'S THIS ONE GOING?
>> WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
LIKE, THE BRAKES WERE A LITTLE
SQUEAKY.
>> YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT'S
GOING ON.
TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE GOT.
YOU NOTICE THEM SQUEAKING THE
WHOLE TIME OR JUST WHEN YOU'RE
RIDING?
>> JUST WHEN YOU'RE RIDING.
>> YOU'RE RIDING? OKAY.
WELL, IS THIS -- HAVE YOU NOT
RIDDEN THIS SINCE WINTER?
>> YEAH, NO.
WE DON'T RIDE VERY OFTEN.
BUT IN THE SUMMERTIME, WE TAKE
THEM UP TO MICHIGAN AND RIDE A
TON.
>> OKAY, YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU PROBABLY WANT TO NOT HAVE
THE TIRES WINTERIZED LIKE THIS
THEN.
>> OH. OKAY.
>> YEAH. THEY'RE POSITIONED FOR
SNOW RIGHT NOW.
>> OH.
>> YOU GOT THESE LITTLE SILVER
PEGS STICKING UP.
YOU KNOW HOW THEY PUT, LIKE,
CHAINS ON TIRES...
>> OH, YEAH.
>> ...FOR A CAR IN THE WINTER?
>> RIGHT. WELL, AND WE PROBABLY
BOUGHT THAT BIKE UP IN MICHIGAN.
THAT WOULD EXPLAIN -- YEAH.
>> AND THAT WILL WINTERIZE THE
TIRES, SO IT MAKES IT EASIER,
GIVES IT MORE TRACTION.
THERE WE GO.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> YOU KNOW, LIKE, HOW IT HAS
STUDS ON IT LIKE A TIRE?
>> RIGHT.
GOOD TO KNOW.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> OH, YEAH.
THESE LITTLE THINGS ARE STICKING
UP.
>> THAT'S CRAZY.
>> YEAH, THEY'RE CALLED --
THEY'RE SNOW NAILS.
>> OKAY.
>> YEAH. ONCE YOU GET THE MAIN
ONES OUT, YOU UNSCREW THE
NOZZLE.
>> UH-HUH.
[ TIRE HISSING ]
>> YEAH, NOW PRESSURE HOLDS THE
OTHER ONES IN.
AND THEN JUST GIVE IT A SPIN.
YEAH. LOOK AT ALL THOSE.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
[ GASPS ]
>> YEAH.
>> WOW.
>> YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
RIDING AROUND WITH ALL THOSE
NAILS IN THERE DURING THE
SUMMERTIME.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. AND THEN IN THE WINTER,
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO -- I MEAN,
YOU CAN BUY A NEW PACK OF
THEM...
>> YEAH.
>> ...OR YOU CAN COLLECT THESE.
>> OKAY.
>> JUST LAY THEM OUT IN A LINE
AND JUST RIDE OVER THEM AND GET
THEM ALL BACK UP IN THE TIRES...
>> OKAY.
>> ...BEFORE YOU GO OUT IN THE
SNOW.
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY? LET ME GRAB A PUMP, AND
I'LL JUST PUMP THAT BACK UP.
>> OKAY, GREAT. THANK YOU.
>> CAN I LISTEN TO YOUR EYES,
PLEASE?
WHY IS THIS HERE?
HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT?
>> OH, GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
>> DOING GOOD.
LOOKING FOR A NEW PAIR OF
GLASSES?
>> YEAH, I'M THINKING ABOUT
POSSIBLY GETTING -- I LIKE THE
ONES THAT ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW,
CHANGE ON THEIR OWN AS YOU GO
OUTSIDE.
>> OH, TRANSITION LENSES? YEAH.
>> I LIKE THOSE.
>> THEY CAN GET SO EXPENSIVE,
THOUGH.
>> YEAH.
>> AND I LOSE SUNGLASSES ALL THE
TIME.
>> YEAH.
>> SO I STOPPED BUYING, LIKE,
DESIGNER FRAMES.
I JUST USE, LIKE, THE -- I USE
THESE.
LIKE, I KEEP ONE OF THOSE IN MY
CAR, YOU KNOW, IF I'M, LIKE,
GOING TO THE BEACH OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> THE POLARZ DE SOL.
>> SO, THEY JUST GO OVER YOUR
LENSES?
>> OH, NO, NO.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THESE?
>> NO.
>> OH, THESE ARE AWESOME.
YEAH, IT'S A BRAZILIAN COMPANY
THAT MADE THESE.
IT'S A LITTLE KIT, AND INSIDE,
IT HAS ALL THE LITTLE, TINY
LENSES INSIDE.
BUT THEY DO, LIKE, A COMPACT
THING WITH THEM, YOU KNOW?
>> SO, WHAT IS IT?
>> YOU EVER SEE THOSE GLASSES
THAT, LIKE, FOLD UP REALLY
SMALL?
>> RIGHT.
>> IT'S LIKE THAT, RIGHT?
>> SO THAT ONE EXPANDS PRETTY
MUCH?
>> YEAH, LIKE, THE WAY THEY FOLD
UP SO SMALL, YOU CAN JUST
BALANCE IT THERE.
AND WHAT'S COOL ABOUT IT -- THIS
JUST FITS RIGHT IN YOUR BACK
POCKET, WHICH IS AWESOME.
AND FEEL HOW FLAT THAT IS.
BUT YOU CAN FEEL THAT IT'S GOT A
LITTLE BIT OF GEARING IN IT.
>> YEAH.
>> IF I TOUCH THAT AND I LICK MY
FINGER...
>> MM-HMM.
>> ...AND I JUST TOUCH THAT...
TO THAT.
THERE.
>> WHAT?
>> YEAH, THEY POP OUT.
YEAH. THIS PART SWINGS OUT.
>> WAIT. WHOA.
OH, MY GOODNESS. LET ME SEE.
>> YOU CAN SEE, INSIDE THERE,
ALL THE TINY, LITTLE GEARS THAT
ARE IN THERE.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
HOW DOES THAT JUST...
>> IT'S, LIKE, TINY, LITTLE
HINGES.
>> AND THEN IT HAS A DESIGN AND
EVERYTHING.
>> YEAH, IT'S SUPER-ADVANCED.
YEAH. AND THEY'RE GOOD.
AND I DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT
LOSING THEM NOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> YEAH, YOU GOT LIKE A MILLION
MORE IN THERE.
>> YEAH.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> YEAH.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST
WITNESSED.
>> YEAH. AND THEY'RE GOOD.
AND I DON'T WORRY ABOUT LOSING
THEM, WHICH IS GREAT.
AND THE BEST THING IS -- THIS
LITTLE GUY, YOU KNOW?
JUST, LIKE, FITS RIGHT IN YOUR
BACK POCKET, RIGHT LIKE THAT.
OH. OH, YEAH.
>> DID THEY ALL JUST COME OUT?
>> YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
THE CONDENSATION'S BEEN KIND OF
MAKING THEM POP UP PREMATURELY.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP THIS
THING SEALED.
YEAH, THANK YOU.
HERE, I'LL GET SOME OF THESE.
I'LL PUT SOME UP HERE.
THE HUMIDITY -- IT KIND OF GETS
INSIDE OF THERE, AND IF YOU KEEP
OPENING IT, THEY'LL POP UP.
>> WOW.
>> YEAH. HANG ON ONE SEC.
I'M JUST GONNA -- I JUST GOT TO
TELL MY BOSS THAT HAPPENED.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> OKAY.
>> THAT'S CRAZY.
OH, MY GOSH.
>> HOW YOU DOING TODAY?
>> I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
>> ALL RIGHT, SO, YOU'RE PICKING
UP TODAY.
>> UH-HUH. SOME GOLD GLASSES.
>> OKAY. LET ME -- I'LL PULL
THOSE UP FOR YOU.
>> THEY'RE ALREADY PAID FOR.
>> I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
>> UH-HUH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
HERE.
THERE WE GO. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
>> THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOLD.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOLD.
>> OH. DEFINITELY NOT GOLD.
YEAH, WE CAN PROBABLY POLISH
THEM UP FOR YOU.
>> NO, NO, NO.
THEY NEED TO BE GOLD.
>> NO, NO. I HEAR YOU.
A LOT OF COMPANIES DON'T MAKE
THE GLASSES IN ALL --
>> OH, SO THOSE ARE NOT MADE IN
GOLD.
>> THEY'RE NOT MADE IN GOLD.
>> I SEE.
>> NO, THAT'S SOMETHING WE HAVE
TO DO.
>> OKAY.
AND HOW LONG WILL THAT TAKE?
>> I CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW.
>> OH. LET'S DO THAT.
>> YEAH, THEY MAKE THIS STUFF.
>> WHAT DO YOU DO?
SPRAY ON IT OR...
>> YEAH, IT'S LIKE A SPRAY.
>> OH. OKAY.
>> YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS BEFORE?
>> I HAVE NOT.
USUALLY, IF I ORDER GOLD
GLASSES, THEY JUST -- THEY COME
IN IT.
>> EVERY COMPANY -- BECAUSE
THERE'S SO MANY OPTIONS
NOWADAYS, LIKE, EVERY COMPANY
CAN'T MAKE EVERY SINGLE FRAME IN
EVERY SINGLE OPTION.
>> I SEE.
>> SO, THIS IS A REALLY GREAT
PRODUCT.
>> AND THAT DOESN'T AFFECT THE
SKIN IN ANY WAY, IF YOU HAVE
SENSITIVE SKIN?
I MEAN, WELL, IT DRIES, OF
COURSE.
>> I GET A LITTLE STING WHEN I
DO IT.
>> OH, OKAY.
>> BUT IT DOESN'T TINT IT.
IT ACTUALLY CHANGES THE
MOLECULAR STRUCTURE OF THE
METAL.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> ISN'T THAT WILD?
>> IT IS.
>> THIS WAS MADE ON ACCIDENT,
THIS PRODUCT.
THEY WERE TRYING TO MAKE A SUPER
GOLD CLEANER.
>> MM-HMM.
>> SO SOMEBODY MADE THE OPPOSITE
MOLECULAR STRUCTURE OF GOLD SO
THAT STUFF WOULD TURN TITANIUM
TO GOLD OR NICKEL, SILVER.
>> MM-HMM.
IT'S A MOLECULAR CHANGE.
>> IT IS A MOLECULAR CHANGE.
>> SO, YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW THAT
THEY WERE BLACK.
>> I KNOW.
>> AND I'M STILL KIND OF CURIOUS
AS TO HOW IT TREATS THE SKIN
OVER TIME.
>> IT'S FUNNY YOU SAID THAT,
BECAUSE I ALWAYS -- AFTER I DO
SOMETHING IN GOLD, I DON'T LIKE
TO TOUCH, LIKE, A LOT OF STUFF.
I'LL ALWAYS GRAB LIKE ONE MORE
THING JUST IN CASE THAT IT'S
GONNA BE OKAY, 'CAUSE IT'S
STILL, LIKE, ON THE PADS OF MY
FINGERS.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH, SO I'LL JUST, LIKE, RUB
SOMETHING.
>> YOU MEAN AFTER THIS
EXPERIENCE HERE OR JUST IN
GENERAL WITH GOLD?
>> YEAH. SEE?
IT ALWAYS LEAVES A LITTLE BIT ON
THERE, SO I'LL DO LIKE ONE MORE
THING THAT I WANT.
>> OH, YOU USED THAT FOR THIS
PEN, TOO?
>> YEAH.
>> OH, YOU JUST DID IT.
>> YEAH.
>> THIS PEN WAS BLACK.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> YEAH. I'LL ALWAYS DO ONE MORE
THING SO THAT IT, LIKE, COMES
OFF COMPLETELY FROM MY HANDS.
>> BUT I WONDER.
THERE IS NO MORE BLACK.
>> YEAH.
>> AMAZING.
BUT ANYWAY...
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL DO?
LET ME GET YOUR PAPERWORK HERE.
>> OKAY.
>> AND I'LL STAPLE THESE TWO
TOGETHER.
AND I'LL TAKE THIS ONE.
>> DID YOU JUST DO THAT?
>> WOW!
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT WAS BLACK WHEN YOU PICKED
IT UP.
>> YEAH. LET ME JUST GET YOUR
STUFF CLEANED UP HERE.
>> I GOT TO HURRY BACK.
HE'S WAITING ON ME.
>> OKAY, OKAY. HERE.
>> OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT. TAKE THAT.
>> [ GASPS ]
THAT WAS BLACK, TOO, WASN'T IT?
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET ME WASH MY HANDS.
>> JUST KNOW WHATEVER YOU TOUCH
IS GONNA TURN TO GOLD.
OOH! I LIKE THE WAY THAT SOUNDS.
>> YEAH.
I'LL WASH MY HANDS AND THEN --
>> AND THEN BRING MY WIPES.
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY. CLEAR THE WAY.
NOBODY TOUCH MY HANDS.
OH. ALL RIGHT.
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
HEY. DO I LOOK TAN?
>> HI.
>> HOW YOU DOING?
>> GOOD.
>> HAVE YOU WORKED WITH THIS
BEFORE?
>> NO.
>> OH. OKAY.
IT'S A TANNING MACHINE THAT
PEOPLE CAN TAN WITHOUT HAVING TO
TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES.
>> COOL.
>> SO THEY CAN WEAR THEIR
CLOTHES INSIDE THE MACHINE.
>> OKAY.
>> SO, EVERYONE WHO DOES IT HAS
TO SIGN A RELEASE.
IT HAS THIS -- HERE, I'LL PUT
THIS OVER HERE.
YEAH, THE BULBS ARE MADE OUT OF
THIS INTENSE INFRARED LIGHT.
ASTRONAUTS, THEY NOTICED, WERE
GETTING TAN THROUGH THEIR SUITS.
>> HMM.
>> SO THEY KNEW THAT IT WASN'T
BECAUSE OF DIRECT LIGHT HITTING
THE SKIN.
IT WAS RADIATING FROM
UNDERNEATH, WHICH, YOU KNOW, WE
LIKE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY
WON'T RUIN THEIR SKIN.
THEY DON'T HAVE, LIKE, DAMAGE OR
DRYING OUT AND WRINKLED.
>> YEAH.
>> YESTERDAY WAS MY FIRST DAY,
AND ALL I DID IS TURN ON THE
MACHINE.
AND IT JUST GOES FOR --
>> YOU JUST TURN IT ON WITH THIS
BUTTON?
>> YEAH.
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT.
AND THAT'S BASICALLY IT.
THEY JUST GO IN THERE FOR A FEW
SECONDS.
IT'S PRETTY COOL.
I MEAN, YOU SEE IT IMMEDIATELY.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH. ALL OF A SUDDEN,
THEY'RE TAN IN LIKE 7 SECONDS.
IT'S PRETTY WILD.
>> HI.
>> HEY. HOW MUCH DOES THIS COST?
>> IT'S $20.
>> $20?
>> $20 A SESSION.
>> SO, I DON'T HAVE MY CLOTHES
OFF?
>> NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE
YOUR CLOTHES OFF.
HEY.
>> DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR A
WALK-UP?
>> YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.
MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, AND I
GOT A TOWEL FOR YOU RIGHT HERE.
YOU CAN LAY YOUR HEAD BACK, LIKE
THAT.
THAT'S GOOD. NICE AND COMFY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY?
I'LL CLOSE THIS DOWN HERE.
YOU OKAY?
>> YEAH, I'M GOOD.
>> OKAY. AND JUST AN EXPRESS
OR...
>> YEAH, NOTHING TOO --
>> OKAY. AND YOU SIGNED A
RELEASE, 'CAUSE YOU HAD THE
CARD.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> ALWAYS ASK.
>> COOL.
>> OKAY.
YOU CLOSE THAT THERE. OKAY.
AND THEN GO AHEAD AND PICK UP
THE REMOTE.
GOOD. YEAH. COME ON OVER HERE.
SO, I STAND HERE.
>> MM-HMM.
>> TAKE THAT.
AND I PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
[ WHIRRING ]
RIGHT? AND YOU WANT TO PUSH THE
LEVER ALL THE WAY DOWN.
NOT IN THE MIDDLE, ALL THE WAY
DOWN.
YES.
AND LEAVE IT JUST LIKE THAT.
THAT'S THE LOWEST SETTING.
>> OKAY.
>> SO, THEY DON'T WANT US
PLAYING AROUND WITH ANYTHING
OTHER THAN THAT.
>> YEAH.
>> AND IT'S JUST, LIKE, AN
AUTOMATIC THING, SO IT JUST DOES
WHAT IT DOES, AND THAT'S ALL.
>> DO YOU JUST COUNT TO 7 AND
THEN...
>> NO, IT'LL DO IT
AUTOMATICALLY.
>> OH, OKAY.
>> YEAH, THAT'S BEEN ON A WHILE.
OKAY.
OH. SHOOT.
WAIT. THAT'S UP.
FLIP IT UPSIDE DOWN.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S DOWN. ALL THE WAY DOWN.
OH, PRESS THAT.
[BLEEP]
HOLD UP.
PRESS THAT, PRESS THAT, PRESS
THAT.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
DOUBLE-CLICK THAT.
OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S BEEN ON HIGH THIS WHOLE
TIME.
OH.
I'M SO SORRY. THAT'S MY FAULT.
THAT'S TOTALLY MY FAULT.
DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> WHAT?
>> YEAH, DON'T EVEN WORRY.
OKAY.
>> SHE JUST DIED?
>> UH...THEY'RE ALL VERY WELL
AWARE OF WHAT HAPPENS.
LIKE, THEY SIGNED A RELEASE, SO
WE'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE AT ALL.
IT'S TOTALLY -- LIKE, WE'RE
ALLOWED TO FUMBLE, YOU KNOW?
>> SHUT UP.
OH, MY GOD.
>> LIKE, I JUST LEARNED THIS
YESTERDAY, SO I DON'T -- IT
DOESN'T MATTER.
LIKE, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE
RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT KIND OF
THING.
THEY SAID, "IF ANYTHING HAPPENS,
JUST CLEAN IT UP AND JUST, YOU
KNOW, TRY AND UP-SELL SOMEONE
ELSE."
IT'S A VOLUME BUSINESS.
BUT THAT'S MY FAULT, AND I'M
SORRY.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET HER SHOES
OUT OF THERE.
YEAH.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> YEAH. I MEAN, I FEEL YOU.
IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE
MAKING US DO SOMETHING THAT'S
EXPERIMENTAL, AND THE PEOPLE WHO
COME TO USE IT ARE WELL AWARE
THAT IT'S EXPERIMENTAL.
SO THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.
I DON'T LIKE IT, BUT I'M NOT
GONNA TAKE ON THAT
RESPONSIBILITY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> OH, MY -- OKAY, I'M NOT
COMFORTABLE DOING THIS.
>> REALLY?
>> I MEAN, SOMEBODY JUST DIED.
>> I LIKE TO SAY SHE, YOU KNOW,
HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH SUN OR
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY.
SO, HOW DO YOU GET TAN LIKE
THAT?
>> A TANNING BED, BUT I DON'T
DIE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> RIGHT.
WELL, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
SO, I WANTED TO TAKE A BREAK.
WOULD YOU BE COMFORTABLE DOING
THIS IF SOMEONE COMES UP TO TRY
IT?
>> OH, NO.
>> NO, BUT NOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW
THE REMOTE'S HELD.
>> NO.
>> YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE
RESPONSIBLE AT ALL.
>> OKAY. YEAH, CAN YOU JUST CALL
THE BOSS FOR ME?
>> I'LL CALL HIM. YEAH, YEAH.
>> THANK YOU.
>> IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE HE SAID
THAT IF YOU HAVE IT -- IF YOU
PUT IT ON HIGH AND SOMEONE STAYS
IN THERE FOR OVER 7 SECONDS, IT
CAN CAUSE THE CARBONARO EFFECT.
>> RIGHT.
>> HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT
BEFORE, THE CARBONARO EFFECT?
YOU HAVEN'T?
>> NO.
>> OH, NO.
IT'S, LIKE, A SCIENTIFIC TERM.
IT'S ALSO THE NAME OF A
HIDDEN-CAMERA MAGIC TV SHOW.
LIKE THE HIDDEN-CAMERA MAGIC TV
SHOW YOU'RE ON RIGHT NOW.
>> SHUT UP.
>> YES.
>> WHAT THE [BLEEP]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
MY NAME'S MICHAEL CARBONARO.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> YOU'RE ON MY TV SHOW RIGHT
NOW.
>> SHUT UP.
>> I'M FINE.
>> YOU'RE THERE.
>> LOOK. SEE? SHE'S OKAY.
>> I WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE [BLEEP]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> OH, MY GOD. HOW?
>> HEY, MAN.
YOU WERE GREAT.
>> YOU WANT TO GET IN?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> NOW SHE'S SELLING IT.