>> OH, MY GOD!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> THAT IS THE MOST BIZARRE
THING EVER.
>> THIS IS
"THE CARBONARO EFFECT."
**
>> I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.
WE'RE AT MICHAEL'S, AND I'M
MICHAEL.
BUT I'M PLAYING PETER.
THAT'S WHAT THE NAME TAG SAYS,
SO I'M MICHAEL AT MICHAEL'S
PLAYING PETER AT MICHAEL'S.
THAT'S NOT CONFUSING.
JUST GO WITH IT.
WE'LL BE FINE.
HEY. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> GOOD.
>> OH, DID YOU DRAW WITH THIS?
>> NO. I WAS JUST LOOKING AT IT.
>> OH, YEAH, IT'S REALLY WILD.
THEY MAKE IT -- THE PEOPLE WHO
MAKE 3-D PRINTERS, THEY MAKE
THAT SAME KIND OF THING.
>> OH, THAT'S COOL.
>> I WAS TRYING TO PLAY WITH IT
BEFORE BUT I COULDN'T GET IT TO
WORK.
SOMEONE WAS DOING IT.
NAH, SEE, IT'S NOT REALLY...
IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK 3-D, BUT
THAT DOESN'T LOOK VERY 3-D.
>> NO.
>> AND 'CAUSE IT'S EXPENSIVE,
TOO, SO IT'S VERY STRANGE.
YEAH. THOSE ARE CLOSED.
BUT, LOOK, LIKE, IF I DRAW A 3-D
BOX ON HERE.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU DRAW A BOX AND
MAKE IT LOOK 3-D?
IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK...
I DON'T KNOW IF THE INK IS
RUNNING OUT OR WHAT, BUT...
>> IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK 3-D.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
THEY SAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO...
I DON'T THINK IT REALLY WORKS
THAT WELL.
>> [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, I DON'T SEE
IT, EITHER.
>> THEY SAID WHEN IT DRIES IT
SHOULD, LIKE, START TO...
>> OH, MY GOD. WAIT.
>> DO YOU SEE IT?
WAIT A MINUTE.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> NO, NO, NO.
OH, MY GOSH, I GOT IT TO WORK!
THAT'S GREAT.
OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S GREAT!
WOW!
>> OKAY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
>> YEAH.
IT'S LIKE A 3-D PRINTER.
THAT'S GREAT!
I TOTALLY DIDN'T THINK IT WAS
WORKING.
>> HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> I'M FREAKED OUT.
>> TOTALLY FREAKED OUT.
THAT IS OUT OF CONTROL.
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> YEAH.
LOOK AT THIS.
IT DRIED OUT.
OH, I GUESS IT NEEDED TO GET
JUST -- THAT'S THE SCRIBBLE.
THAT'S GREAT.
>> LET ME TRY.
>> YOU GONNA SCRIBBLE ON IT?
HERE, TRY.
>> WHERE'D THE PEN GO?
>> OH. WHOA!
>> OKAY, WHAT?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S FUNNY.
THE GUYS SAID THAT THEY MAKE THE
PEN AT, LIKE -- THAT THEY DRAW
THE PENS OUT OF THEIR OWN PENS,
THE COMPANY AND THAT THEY'RE NOT
LOSING ANY MONEY.
THEY HAVE 100% PROFIT MARGIN.
>> OKAY.
>> THAT'S CRAZY!
>> I'M FREAKED OUT RIGHT NOW.
>> YEAH, WE WERE TRYING TO GET
THIS TO WORK ALL DAY.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
LET ME JUST GET MY --
>> YEAH, PLEASE.
WHERE'D IT GO?
**
[ BEEP ]
>> OKAY.
WHATCHA MAKING?
>> UM, WE'RE GRADUATING, AND
WE'RE DECORATING OUR CAPS.
>> OH, THAT'S COOL.
>> YEAH.
>> THAT'S GREAT.
YOU SHOULD GET ONE OF THESE
BANNERS.
>> OH, YEAH? YOU THINK SO?
>> YEAH.
THEY WERE JUST SHOWING US HOW TO
USE THESE THIS MORNING.
THEY'RE REALLY FUN.
[ BEEP ]
>> THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
>> AH!
>> NO, BUT THEY DO, LIKE, AN
ELECTRONIC ONE.
>> FANCY THING.
>> DID I DO THAT RIGHT?
>> YEAH, BUT WHAT DOES IT DO?
>> NO, THERE'S TWO L's.
>> OH, THERE'S TWO L's IN IT.
THAT'S WHAT KEEPS MESSING UP.
SO IT'S BETTER TO MAKE THEM
YOURSELF THAN THE ELECTRONIC
VERSION.
>> WHAT DOES IT DO, THOUGH?
>> OH, 'CAUSE THEY HAVE THE
LITTLE ENDS ON IT, SO IT WORKS
WITH YOUR PHONE.
SO, YOU PLUG THE PHONE INTO THE
END OF IT.
AND THEN YOU JUST SPEAK INTO IT.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
WELCOME.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
YEAH, THERE WE GO.
SEE, THEN IT WILL...
IT'LL JUST WRITE IT OUT FOR YOU.
>> WHAT?
>> NO, 'CAUSE I WAS SAYING -- I
WAS SAYING "WELCOME."
>> WHERE DID IT GO?
>> WHERE'D THE "L" GO?
>> 'CAUSE I SAID IT CORRECTLY
THIS TIME.
HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
>> I WANT TO WATCH IT DO IT.
>> YEAH, BUT I WANT TO SEE A
DIFFERENT WORD.
>> OH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
OKAY, OKAY.
USE YOUR PHONE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> MORGAN.
HERE, PLUG THAT INTO THERE.
JUST INTO THE AUDIO JACK.
AND THEN JUST HOLD DOWN THE MAIN
BUTTON AND SAY YOUR NAME.
>> SAY MY NAME?
>> YEAH.
>> MORGAN.
>> SEE, THAT JUST FLIPPED OVER.
>> [ GASPS ] WHAT?
>> I'LL ATTACH IT.
>> THERE'S MY NAME!
>> STOP!
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT?
>> [ GASPS ]
>> YEAH.
>> WOW!
>> YEAH, IT GETS A LITTLE
TANGLED, BUT IT DOES A PRETTY
GOOD JOB.
>> IS THIS SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
>> THAT'S PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>> HOW DOES IT WORK?
THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> WHAT'S HE DOING?
>> OH, YEAH, HE WAS DOING THESE
LITTLE PAINTINGS.
>> OH, THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING.
>> YEAH.
IT'S A CRAFT TURTLE.
YEAH. HE DOES SOME PAINTINGS.
>> WHERE DO YOU KEEP HIM WHEN
HE'S NOT WORKING AS AN ARTIST?
>> HE HAS A LITTLE BOX.
>> WHAT DO YOU FEED HIM?
>> NOTHING.
>> HE HAS TO EAT.
>> I'M SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW.
>> WHY ARE YOU CONFUSED?
>> BECAUSE YOU SAID HE DOESN'T
EAT, AND HE'S REAL, SO HE HAS TO
EAT.
>> OH, NO, IT'S CRAF TURTLE.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING.
HE'S A CRAFT TURTLE.
HE'S A LITTLE...
>> I'M SO C-- I'M REALLY
CONFUSED.
IS HE A REAL, LIVE --
OH, YOU'RE TAKING --
>> OH, NO, HERE.
>> AH.
>> THESE LITTLE PIECES.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> THAT'S WHAT DOTS THIS OUT.
YEAH.
IT'S JUST PIECES.
>> THAT'S THE MOST REALISTIC
THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
>> YEAH.
>> OH, MY G--
[ LAUGHS ]
>> I WAS ABOUT TO REPORT YOU
'CAUSE YOU WEREN'T FEEDING HIM.
>> OH, NO.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING SILLY.
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW REAL HE
LOOKS?
>> YEAH.
WHEN IT'S TOGETHER, IT'S REALLY
REAL, 'CAUSE IT'S MADE OF DEEP
SEDIMENT CLAY, SO IT WARMS UP IN
THE SUN.
THAT'S HOW WE GET IT TO WORK.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
I THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL TURTLE.
>> YOU WET HIM WITH A SPONGE.
>> YEAH.
>> AND THEN YOU LET THAT CLAY
ABSORB SUNLIGHT.
>> YES.
>> 'CAUSE HE'S, LIKE, STIFF
RIGHT NOW.
>> YEAH.
>> BUT WHEN HE ABSORBS THE
SUNLIGHT, THEN IT GETS...
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> IT GETS MORE DOUGHY.
>> AND THERE'S NO BATTERY?
>> NO, NO BATTERY.
SOME CLAY DRIES BY SUN, AND SOME
YOU HAVE TO BAKE IN THE OVEN.
>> RIGHT.
>> SO, THESE THREE PRONGS GO ON
HERE LIKE THAT, AND THEN HE'LL
GO OFF AND...
YEAH.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
HE EVEN BLINKS HIS EYES.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> YEAH.
HE STARTS TO WARM UP A LITTLE.
>> THAT IS WILD!
>> WHAT CAN ACTIVATE HIS MOTION
IF THERE'S NO BATTERY?
IS IT THE STORED HEAT?
>> YEAH.
IT'S THE CONDENSED HEAT, AND IT
KIND OF WAVERS.
>> THROUGH THE CLAY?
>> YEAH.
>> SO, THE CLAY HAS GOT SOME
SORT OF ORGANIC...
>> PROPERTY.
>> ...DNA.
>> IT'S MIMICKING WHAT THE
TURTLES ARE DOING, 'CAUSE IT'S
PERUVIAN TURTLE CLAY.
YOU KNOW THE TURTLE BAY IN PERU?
>> YES.
>> YEAH, THIS IS TURTLE CLAY BY
TURTLE BAY, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW
A TURTLE WILL GO INTO ITS SHELL
TO PROTECT ITSELF.
>> BUT HE'S NOT REAL.
HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT HE NEEDS
TO PROTECT HIMSELF?
IT'S A BLOB OF CLAY.
>> I HAVE GOT TO GET ONE OF
THESE FOR MY KIDS.
>> IT HAS TO HAVE SOMETHING TO
COORDINATE.
>> OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
>> YEAH, MOISTEN IT WITH A
SPONGE, AND THEN JUST PUT A
LITTLE PAINT ON HIS FEET AND LET
THEM MAKE ART, YOU KNOW.
>> SOMETHING IS REALLY, REALLY
WRONG.
>> I DON'T LOOK LIKE I'D BE
RUNNING A YARD SALE, DO I?
BUT WAIT. BUT WAIT.
YARD-SALE GUY.
COME ON DOWN TO THE YARD SALE.
I'M THE YARD-SALE GUY.
COME AND BUY SOMETHING.
>> WELL, HOW COME THERE'S SO
MANY CARS?
>> OH, YEAH.
YOU KNOW, THEY PARK HERE TO GOLF
INSTEAD.
>> I WAS LIKE, "MAN, THIS MUST
BE SOME SPECIAL YARD SALE."
>> YEAH, RIGHT? SERIOUSLY.
>> YEAH.
>> THIS IS FUNNY.
SOMEONE WAS LIKE, THEY'RE GONNA
COME BACK FOR THIS.
LIKE, "DON'T SELL IT TO ANYONE
ELSE," AND I'M LIKE, "THIS?"
OF ALL THE THINGS, RIGHT?
OH! WHOOPS.
DIDN'T EVEN OPEN IT.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> YIKES!
>> THEY BETTER KNOW THAT.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
I SHOULD CLEAN IT BEFORE...
>> UH, YEAH, PROBABLY.
>> ...THEY COME BACK.
>> THAT'S PRETTY GROSS.
>> THA I GROSS.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT SHE WAS
SAYING.
IT WAS LIKE...
SHE SAID THEY DON'T MAKE THESE
ANYMORE.
>> SHE DIDN'T EVEN OPEN IT?
>> SHE DIDN'T OPEN IT.
>> JUST A NORMAL REACTION.
>> YEAH, I KNOW.
BUT SHE SAW THIS, AND SHE WAS
LIKE, "IS THAT THE KNOB FOR
THERE?"
AND I SAID YES, SO SHE GOES,
"HOLD ON, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
DO NOT SELL THAT."
>> THAT IS SO FUNNY.
>> YEAH. IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, A
SELF-CLEANING OVEN?
>> YEAH.
>> HUH.
>> HERE.
>> DOESN'T IT HAVE A CORD THAT
GOES...?
>> IT DOESN'T HAVE A CORD.
IT GOES -- I THINK...
IT GOES ON THERE.
YEAH.
DID YOU FEEL IT TWIST ALL THE
WAY ON?
>> I DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING
TO IT.
>> JUST LIKE THAT.
>> BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF
THOSE ELECTRIC THINGS THAT HAD
THE...
IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY CORD.
>> NO, IT'S NOT A CORD, BUT IT
FEELS LIKE IT HAS A...
>> NO WONDER SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
UNIQUE.
>> YEAH, IT'S GETTING WARM.
FEEL THAT?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH, IT FEELS LIKE IT GOT
WARM.
AND THEN, IF YOU TURN IT ALL THE
WAY OVER...
>> WHO MADE THAT?
>> SHE SAID IT WOULD GET HOT,
BUT I DON'T FEEL IT GETTING HOT.
>> WHAT THE?
>> DOES IT FEEL LIKE IT'S HOT?
>> WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT IS THAT?
>> OH, MY GOSH!
>> I'M FREAKING OUT.
>> OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S WHAT -- THAT'S CRAZY!
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> NO! OH!
SHE SAID IT WAS A LEFTOVER
LEVER, AND THAT'S WHY SHE --
>> I DON'T CARE!
HOW DID THAT -- HOW DID THAT
JUNK GET TO THAT?
>> SHE SAID IT WAS --
>> ARE YOU JOKING?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'M FREAKING OUT.
>> WHAT?
>> NO, YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT
HAPPENED.
OPENED IT UP AND IT'S LIKE A
FRESH PAN OF LASAGNA.
>> EXACTLY.
SO, WAS IT FROZEN?
>> NO, IT WASN'T FROZEN.
IT WAS JUST DRIED OUT.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU TURN --
>> YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN
HAVE IT ON THERE VERY LONG.
>> YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHEN YOU
MAKE SOUP AND THE TOP GETS A
SKIN ON IT AND YOU JUST KIND OF
FLOP IT OVER.
>> A FULL PAN, THOUGH.
>> I KNOW, BUT IT FLUFFS IT UP.
>> IT'S LIKE A LEFTOVER COOKER.
>> I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE.
>> THEY CALL IT THE LE--
>> AND IT'S LIKE IT JUST CAME
OUT THE STOVE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> NO, IF YOU'D SEEN WHAT WAS IN
THERE BEFORE, YOU WOULDN'T EAT
IT.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH, IT WAS ALL DRIED OUT.
>> BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> THEY CALL IT THE LEFTOVER
LEVER.
>> I FEEL LIKE I'M ON DRUGS OR
SOMETHING.
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE
THAT.
**
>> SOMEONE CAME BY BEFORE.
I HAD THESE IN SEPARATE CAGES.
AND THEY WANTED THE CAGE BUT NOT
THE BUNNY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THESE ARE NORWEGIAN JACKRABBITS.
SO, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT
THEM IN THE SAME CAGE TOGETHER.
>> OH! UH-HUH.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
BUT HE KEEPS GOING OVER THERE.
HE REALLY WANTS TO BE FRIENDS.
>> YEAH.
>> HE'S GOT THE CUTEST LITTLE
FACE, RIGHT?
>> HI THERE, BUNNY.
HI THERE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
HERE, I'M GONNA PUT THEM
TOGETHER.
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
AND THIS ONE'S REALLY
INTERESTING BECAUSE...
SHE SAID THEY WOULD GO CRAZY IF
YOU PUT THE TWO TOGETHER.
AND THIS ONE HAS THE CUTEST
LITTLE EYE.
YOU SEE, IT'S GOT A LITTLE BIT
OF...
>> YEAH. HOW CUTE.
OH! AND YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE.
>> OH! LOOK AT THAT.
WAIT A MINUTE.
>> DID IT JUST POP OUT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> THAT CAN'T BE.
>> WHERE WAS IT HIDING?
>> NO WAY.
THERE WERE ONLY TWO RABBITS IN
HERE.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> AWW. LOOK.
THEY'RE LIKE A LITTLE FAMILY.
>> YEAH.
>> AND THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE,
RIGHT?
>> LOOK. THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
>> WHAT?
WHOA!
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> HOW?
>> NOW THERE'S TWO BABIES.
>> WHOA!
YEAH.
WELL, IS THAT WHY YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO PUT THE TWO --
>> THERE'S THREE BABIES!
WHERE WERE THOSE BABIES?
>> I DON'T --
>> THAT IS THE MOST BIZARRE
THING EVER.
>> YEAH.
IS THAT WHY YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO PUT THEM TOGETHER?
>> LOOK, THERE'S A BLACK ONE!
A SOLID BLACK ONE!
WHERE ARE ALL THOSE BABIES C--
OH, MY GOD.
>> THEY CAN'T GIVE BIRTH THAT
QUICKLY, RIGHT?
>> THAT'S JUST BIZARRE.
>> THA I BIZARRE.
TAKE ONE OUT OF HERE.
>> NOW, THIS ONE HERE IS MOVING
AROUND.
>> HERE, THERE'S ONE.
>> I MEAN, HOW IN THE WORLD
COULD THEY -- YEAH, THERE'S
FOUR.
>> THERE'S FOUR.
ONE, TWO, THREE...
>> NO WAY. THERE'S FIVE.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
>> ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
>> THERE'S FIVE.
>> LET ME SEE.
ONE, TWO...
WHOA.
THREE...FOUR...
FIVE.
>> SIX!
>> SIX?
>> OH, MY GOD.
HOW DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?
I MEAN, I SWEAR.
NO WONDER SHE SAID THEY WOULD GO
CRAZY.
>> WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
ARE THEY TRYING TO...
>> THERE'S SEVEN.
>> SEVEN?
>> THERE'S SEVEN.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
>> THERE'S SEVEN.
>> WHOA!
>> AND I THINK THERE'S ONE
UNDERNEATH.
>> WAIT A MINUTE. HERE.
COME OVER HERE.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> YOU GOT THOSE?
>> I GOT THESE.
[ LAUGHING ]
I MEAN, IT COULDN'T HAPPEN THAT
QUICK.
>> NO WAY. THEY CAN'T. WHOA.
>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
OKAY, NOW CHECK UNDERNEATH THEM
AND JUST SEE.
>> LOOK UNDERNEATH THEM?
>> YEAH.
JUST SEE IF THERE'S ANY LEFT.
>> DO YOU SEE ANY?
>> NO, I DON'T SEE ANY.
>> NO?
>> NO.
>> OKAY.
ANY OVER HERE?
>> NO.
>> NO?
>> NO.
>> WHOA.
>> OH, MY GOD.
HOW MANY IS IT? EIGHT?
WAS THAT ONE ALREADY IN THERE?
>> NO, YOU JUST TOLD ME IT WAS
EMPTY.
WAIT A MINUTE.
DID YOU PUT THIS ONE IN HERE?
>> NO!
>> HOLD ON.
HOW MANY ARE HERE NOW?
I'M LOSING COUNT.
>> 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 11.
>> 11. 11.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH
ALL THESE?
>> HOW MANY DO YOU WA-- DO YOU
WANT TO TAKE SOME HOME?
>> NO!
DUDE, STOP.
>> WELL, WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH
ALL OF THEM?
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU.
YOU TAKE HALF OF THEM.
>> NO, DUDE. STOP.
>> YOU'VE HEARD OF AN ESKIMO
KISS?
>> YEAH.
>> IT'S THAT KIND OF A THING.
THEY CAN BREED JUST BY NOSE
TOUCHING.
YEAH, WHEN RABBITS TOUCH NOSES.
THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS TRY AND
KEEP THEM FROM KISSING.
>> WELL, I MEAN, I THINK THAT
YOU NEED TO TAKE ONE OF THEM
OUT, AND YOU NEED TO PUT THESE
BABIES BACK IN WITH THIS ONE
'CAUSE THE BABIES CAME FROM
THIS.
>> FROM THIS GUY?
>> UH-HUH.
>> OKAY.
>> BABIES CAME FROM THERE.
>> BUT THAT'S THE BOY.
>> ARE YOU SURE?
>> YEAH.
SHOULD I PUT SOME OF THEM BACK?
>> LOOK, ANOTHER ONE'S BEING
BORN.
>> OKAY.
>> WHAT ABOUT A BOX?
>> YEAH, A BOX IS GOOD.
>> HOW ABOUT GOING TO GET A BOX,
AND I'LL WATCH THEM.
>> OKAY, YOU WATCH OVER THEM.
JUST WATCH.
I'LL GET A BOX.
ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.
>> OH, DEAR GOD.
THIS IS CRAZY.
>> * AMVOX 73
* THE GLUE THAT MAKES YOU GO...
"WHAT JUST HAPPENED?"
>> THIS IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY,
MAN.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
MY MOM HAS A CONSIGNMENT STORE.
>> OH, COOL.
>> YEAH, SHE GETS A LOT OF
PIECES, TOO, THAT I PICK UP FROM
HER.
>> OH, NICE.
YEAH, WE REFINISH STUFF, WE
BUILD STUFF.
WE'RE ACTUALLY TESTING A GLUE
TODAY.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS STUFF
BEFORE?
AMVOX 73?
>> MNH-MNH.
>> HERE, CHECK THAT THING OUT.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER --
>> IS IT LIKE AN EPOXY?
>> IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER
THAN REGULAR GLUE.
>> OKAY.
>> YOU KNOW, LIKE BONDS IN A WAY
THAT, LIKE -- IT'S BETTER THAN
SCREWS.
>> ABSORBS IN THE WOOD AND BONDS
IT TOGETHER.
>> YEAH, SO WE'RE TESTING IT ON
THESE.
WE'RE JUST MAKING A FEW SPICE
RACKS, SO WE'RE JUST DOING THE
POSTS WITH THE GLUE.
THEN WE'LL PAINT IT WHEN WE'RE
FINISHED, SO IT'S PRETTY EASY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> OKAY.
>> UH, BUT THIS STUFF'S CRAZY
'CAUSE FIRST YOU HAVE TO OPEN
IT, AND IT SMELLS REALLY BAD.
>> YEAH.
>> SMELL THAT.
>> OHH! YEAH.
>> IT'S STRONG, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> SO, I'M GONNA LEAVE IT OPEN.
YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO LEAVE IT
OPEN FOR TWO MINUTES, AND IT
WILL START TO SMELL SWEET.
AND WHEN IT SMELLS SWEET, THEN
YOU USE IT.
SO, IT'S 12:35.
SO WE'LL DO IT IN, LIKE, 12:37.
>> TO WAIT FOR THE ODOR?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> WAIT FOR THE ODOR TO SMELL
GOOD.
IN FACT, I GET PRETTY
LIGHT-HEADED QUICK.
CAN YOU PUT THAT OVER ON THAT
BENCH OR SOMETHING?
>> SURE.
>> YEAH, JUST GET IT AWAY.
THEN WE'LL CHECK BACK ON IT IN
LIKE TWO MINUTES.
DID THEY HAVE YOU SIGN, BY THE
WAY, A RELEASE TO USE CHEMICALS?
>> NO.
>> THEY DIDN'T?
OKAY.
I'LL HAVE HIM GO OVER IT WITH
YOU.
YOU'RE JUST GONNA SIGN A THING
THAT SAYS YOU'RE USING GLUES AND
SAWS AND ALL THAT STUFF.
>> TYPICAL WAIVER.
>> EXACTLY.
WE CAN DO THAT LATER.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT
NOW.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY, SO, HERE.
SLIDE THAT THING IN.
I WAS DOING THIS THING WHERE IT,
LIKE, SLID, AND I HAVE PAINT
HERE, AND I HAVE BRUSHES UP
THERE, WHICH I'LL GET.
YOU JUST HOLD THE BOTTOM OF THE
LADDER WHEN I GO UP.
UH, HERE YOU GO.
SLIDE ALONG, FIND THE PRESSURE.
THIS IS HOW THEY WANT TO TEST
THE GLUE.
IT HAS A SPOT WHERE IT KIND OF
FITS IN.
>> RIGHT THERE?
>> YEAH, AND THEN JUST MAKE A
MARK ON EITHER SIDE OF IT.
>> I'M GONNA GET THE BRUSHES.
UH, MAYBE YOU COULD HOLD THE
BOTTOM OF THIS LADDER HERE.
WILL YOU HOLD THE BOTTOM OF THE
LADDER HERE?
>> SURE.
>> YEAH. OKAY.
NICE.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD.
I DON'T TRUST THIS PLACE.
OKAY.
CHECK THE GLUE, TOO, SEE IF IT
SMELLS SWEET YET.
>> OKAY.
YEAH, IT'S SMELLING SWEET.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT SMELLS KIND OF GOOD NOW,
ACTUALLY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
I'VE GOT THAT WHOLE THING
FINISHED THEN.
>> OH, YOU...
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> ...CAME BACK DOWN.
>> SO, I'LL JUST LET THAT DRY.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> OH, OKAY.
YOU TOOK A GOOD, LONG SMELL OF
THAT.
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]
>> SO, I DID THIS ONE.
YOU DON'T MIND IF I DID IT,
RIGHT?
>> WHAT?
>> YEAH. CHECK MY WORK.
YOU'RE BETTER AT IT THAN I AM.
>> IS IT STILL WET?
>> UH, NO, IT DRIED.
IT'S BEEN LIKE -- WHAT TIME DID
WE CHECK THAT GLUE THE FIRST
TIME?
>> UH...
>> 12:35.
>> 35.
>> 12:35?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH, LOOK, IT'S 12:50.
SO THAT'S LIKE 15 MINUTES.
>> YEAH, 'CAUSE I -- I DON'T
KNOW.
UH, YEAH, I MIGHT'VE TOOK TOO
GOOD OF A WHIFF OFF THAT.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> NO, IT WAS WEIRD 'CAUSE I SAW
YOU WERE -- I CAME DOWN WITH THE
BRUSHES AND YOU WERE LIKE -- YOU
DIDN'T EVEN --
>> YEAH, I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
YOU COME DOWN.
>> REALLY?
>> IT FELT LIKE TWO MINUTES HAD
GONE BY.
>> OH, SO DID YOU NOT SEE ME
PAINT THIS?
>> NO.
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER YOU DOING
THAT.
>> REALLY?
>> I WAS STANDING THERE THAT
LONG?
>> YEAH.
YEAH, WE LOST A LITTLE BIT OF
TIME, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> THAT'S WEIRD.
>> THAT'S -- THAT'S CRAZY.
>> YEAH.
I'M NOT SURE IF WE SHOULD BE
USING THAT STUFF.
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT -- I DON'T THINK I WANT
TO USE THIS STUFF ANYMORE.
IT'S FUNNY.
YEAH, IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE THEY HAD
US -- HE HAD ME SIGN THE RELEASE
FOR IT, WHICH I DIDN'T EVEN WANT
TO DO.
>> RIGHT.
>> YEAH.
DO YOU FEEL BAD THAT YOU SIGNED
IT NOW?
>> WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER
READING IT.
DID I LOOK IT OVER?
>> THAT'S SO SICK.
YEAH, YOU SIGNED THIS.
>> NO, I LITERALLY DON'T
REMEMBER ANY OF THAT.
>> WHOA!
>> I KNOW I BLANKED -- I LOST
TIME.
I MEAN, I LOST PROBABLY -- I
DON'T KNOW -- FIVE OR EIGHT
MINUTES, SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
WHERE I JUST BLANKED OUT.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
I WAS JUST STANDING THERE.
YEAH, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE
PUT MY NOSE IN THAT THING.
>> YEAH.
>> AND I'VE USED A LOT OF, YOU
KNOW, CAUSTIC MATERIALS AND
GLUES, AND THAT'S NEVER
HAPPENED.
>> YEAH.
THEY SAY THAT THING HAPPENS --
YOU KNOW, YOU USE A BLANK OF
TIME, LIKE A SECTION OF TIME,
AND YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT YOU
WERE DOING.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE A BLACKOUT
FROM FUMES.
IT'S CALLED THE THE CARBONARO
EFFECT.
>> NO KIDDING.
>> HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT?
THE CARBONARO EFFECT?
>> NO.
>> OH, YEAH.
IT'S ALSO THE NAME OF A
HIDDEN-CAMERA, MAGIC TV SHOW.
>> HUH.
OH, YEAH!
I THINK, UH...
I THINK I HAVE HEARD THAT
SOMEWHERE.
>> YOU'VE HEARD OF THAT SHOW?
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU
WERE ON THAT SHOW RIGHT NOW?
>> SHUT UP.
[ LAUGHING ]
>> I'M SERIOUS. I'M SERIOUS.
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT.
>> I'M SERIOUS.
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
>> I'M NOT KIDDING.
MY NAME'S MICHAEL CARBONARO.
>> I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT'VE LOOKED
FAMILIAR.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
YOU'RE ON MY TV SHOW RIGHT NOW.
YOU DIDN'T BLANK OUT.
YOU'RE TOTALLY COOL.
>> WOW.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> LITERALLY, I WAS -- I WAS
FREAKING OUT.
>> YEAH?
>> I WAS FREAKING OUT FOR A
SECOND.
>> OH, DUDE.
>> YOU GOT ME GOOD.
>> YOU WERE AWESOME.
>> YEAH.
[ LAUGHING ]
I WAS HALFWAY THINKING, "DO I
NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
RIGHT NOW?"
>> OH, NO!
>> THAT'S MY SIGNATURE, TOO.
I DIDN'T EVEN SIGN IT.
>> AND YOU DIDN'T SEE ME PAINT.
>> [ LAUGHING ]