>> OH, MY GOD!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> THAT'S WEIRD.
>> THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
>> THIS IS
"THE CARBONARO EFFECT."
[ NEEDLE BUZZING ]
>> SO, IF SOMEBODY COMES IN,
LIKE, ACTUALLY FOR A REAL
TATTOO, DO I, LIKE, SEND THEM
TO -- HELLO?
IF SOMEBODY COMES IN FOR A --
[ GASPS ] AAH!
HEY, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I KIND OF WANT TO SEE HOW
MUCH A TATTOO WOULD BE.
>> LIKE, ACTUAL SIT UNDER THE,
YOU KNOW, UNDER THE NEEDLE KIND
OF TAT?
>> YEAH.
>> OR NOT THE ELECTRONIC ONE?
>> WHAT'S THE ELECTRONIC ONE?
>> OH, THEY DO IT WITH, LIKE,
LIGHT.
>> WHAT? THAT'S A THING? [BLEEP]
>> YEAH, EXPLAIN THAT.
>> YEAH, MOST PEOPLE ARE COMING
IN NOW WITH THE PICTURE THEY
WANT ON THEIR PHONE.
>> NAH, I LIKE THE, UH --
>> THE REAL DEAL?
>> YEAH, THE REAL DEAL.
>> IT'S FUNNY, I WAS GONNA GET
A -- I WAS GONNA DO ONE LIKE
HERE.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH, 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD
THE ELECTRONIC ONE DONE.
IT'S PRETTY COOL, THOUGH.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A
THING.
>> YEAH, LIKE RIGHT HERE.
IT'S LIKE AN APP.
YOU COULD DOWNLOAD YOUR OWN, OR
THEY USE -- IT'S CALLED APPTOO.
>> APPTOO?
>> AND YOU CAN LIKE, YOU KNOW,
UPLOAD A DESIGN TO IT OR
SOMETHING.
>> THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
>> WHICH ONE SHOULD I GET ON
THIS?
>> THE SHIP.
>> THE SHIP'S DOPE.
>> I SHOULD TRY THE SHIP.
>> DO IT.
>> I'M GONNA GIVE THIS THING A
TRY, MAN.
>> DOES THAT WORK?
>> YEAH, IT'S LIKE -- I FORGET
IF IT'S --
>> IS IT LIKE PLUG AND PLAY OR
SOME [BLEEP] OR...
>> IT HAS -- THE HEADPHONE JACK
GETS INK IN IT.
>> WHAT?
>> YEAH.
YOU KNOW, YOU PUT LIKE A FEW
DROPS OF INK INTO THE
ELECTRONICS OF IT.
>> INTO YOUR PHONE?
>> YEAH.
>> HOW DOES THAT WORK?
>> SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP.
>> I HAVE NO IDEA.
>> NO, CHILL.
>> [ BLOWS ]
YEAH, IT GOES INTO THE CAMERA
AND BY THE -- THE FLASH, LIKE,
PULSES IT OR SOMETHING.
>> NAH, YOU'RE COMPLETELY
[BLEEP] WITH US.
>> YOU THINK SO?
>> YEAH.
>> I GOT TO SEE THIS.
NAH, DO IT, DUDE. SHIP.
>> SHIP?
>> PUT IT ON THE PAPER.
>> DO IT ON THE PAPER?
>> YEAH, DO IT ON THE PAPER.
>> DUDE, I'LL DO IT ON ME. HERE.
>> [BLEEP]
>> HOLD ON.
>> DUDE.
>> SO THIS GUY.
>> THAT GUY, YEAH.
>> OKAY.
>> SANITIZES THE AREA.
>> [BLEEP]
>> NO WAY.
>> NO, YEAH, LIKE, IT DRIPS UP
INTO THE THING.
IT'S NOT A NEEDLE -- IT'S JUST
LIKE A TEMPORARY INK.
>> OH [BLEEP]
>> OH, MY [BLEEP] GOD.
>> THERE'S NO [BLEEP] WAY.
>> ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
>> OH!
>> [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD.
>> WHAT?
>> YEAH.
LIKE, IF YOU WATCH IT, YOU'LL
SEE THE --
>> SO HOW LONG DOES THAT LAST?
>> THAT'LL LAST THREE WEEKS.
>> WHAT?
>> THAT LASTS --
>> YEAH.
>> GOOD GOD.
>> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA BE
RIGHT [BLEEP] BACK.
>> NO, HOLD ON. DON'T MOVE.
>> HOW MUCH DID THIS COST?
>> THIS -- THIS IS FREE.
THE APP IS FREE, AND YOU CAN
UPLOAD YOUR OWN PICTURES.
>> NO WAY.
>> WE'LL DO IT, BUT, LIKE --
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW THE [BLEEP]
YOU JUST POURED THAT IN YOUR
[BLEEP] PHONE.
>> YOU JUST PUT 10 DROPS INTO
THE HEADPHONE JACK.
>> THAT'S INSANE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> GEEZ.
>> COME ON, DUDE.
>> WHOA.
>> THIS IS --
>> THAT'S CRAZY.
>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> MY NAME IS KHALIF.
>> KHALIF?
>> YES, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME
LEAF, LIKE ON A TREE.
>> LEAF. OH, THAT'S COOL.
SEE, THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD GET
A TAT OF -- A LEAF.
>> OH, YES.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S ACTUALLY --
THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE THE NEXT
STEP FOR THE LEFT HAND,
CONSIDERING I'M LEFT-HANDED.
>> OH, THAT'S COOL.
>> IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING
SEEMS TO BE RIGHT.
>> YEAH, YEAH, I WAS ACTUALLY
JUST GONNA GET MY LEFT HAND
TATTOOED TODAY.
>> HEY, THAT'S REALLY COOL.
>> THAT'S SO WEIRD. OH, MY GOD.
>> ARE YOU LEFT-HANDED, TOO?
>> NO, I'M NOT, BUT I WANTED TO
PUT SOMETHING -- I WAS JUST
DRAWING THEM OVER HERE, TOO.
I LOVE CATS.
I'VE ALWAYS HAD A CAT MY WHOLE
LIFE, SO THIS WAS MY CAT, JACK.
SO I WAS GONNA GET, LIKE, ON MY
WRIST.
SO I WAS GONNA GO IN AT
4:00 TODAY AND GET THIS DONE,
LIKE, RIGHT HERE, BUT, UH --
OH, SHOOT.
>> OH, MAN.
YOU DEFINITELY WORE THAT FOR A
MINUTE.
>> YEAH.
>> IT'S ALL GOOD. IT HAPPENS.
>> AND YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T
TATTOO OVER A TAN LINE.
>> YEAH, THE NEXT THING YOU
KNOW, IT'S JUST GONNA COMPLETELY
BE UNEVEN.
>> YEAH, 'CAUSE IT -- SHOOT.
AAH, I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TODAY
FOR THAT.
>> MAN, IT'S WORTH A SHOT.
>> I'M GONNA USE THAT STUFF.
>> WHAT, THE MOVE-A-TAN?
>> THE MOVE-A-TAN STUFF?
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> HERE, LET ME GIVE IT A TRY.
YEAH, IT AFFECTS THE MELANIN IN
YOUR SKIN.
>> MM-HMM.
>> SO IF YOU SIT OUT IN THE SUN
TOO LONG BEFORE TANNING, YOU
KNOW -- IT WASN'T REALLY MADE
FOR TATTOO SHOPS, BUT WE'VE BEEN
USING THIS STUFF A LOT.
>> OF COURSE, IT'S GONNA START
AFFECTING PEOPLE MORE.
>> YEAH. SEE, WATCH -- YOU GET
IT GOING ON YOUR FINGERTIPS, AND
YOU GET IT TO JUST ABSORB INTO
THE TAN LINE.
AND THEN YOU KIND OF SQUEEZE AND
SLIDE THE TAN LINE UP OUT OF THE
WAY.
NOW GET IT UP.
SO THIS WAY -- A LITTLE HARD
OVER THE -- WE'RE JUST GETTING
IT, LIKE, UP INTO A PLACE WHERE
YOU DON'T REALLY WORRY ABOUT IT,
YOU KNOW?
>> HOW DID -- HOW -- WHAT?
>> THAT'LL BE GOOD.
>> YOU TOTALLY JUST REMOVED
THAT.
HOW DID -- HOW -- YOU --
IT'S LIKE...
>> AND YOU CAN FEEL THAT, TOO,
RIGHT?
IT WON'T -- ONCE IT'S IN PLACE,
IT'S NOT GONNA GO ANYWHERE.
IT DOESN'T SMEAR OR SMUDGE.
ONCE IT SETS IN.
>> AMAZING. [ LAUGHS ]
>> IT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> THAT'S THE MAIN THING I CAN
SAY.
>> YEAH, MAN.
>> OH, MAN.
>> YEAH.
>> THAT IS WILD.
I REALLY WISH I HAD A TAN RIGHT
NOW.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> I HAVE, LIKE, THIS UNEVEN
GRADATION.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> I'M LIKE DARK AND THEN YOU
CAN DEFINITELY TELL I WEAR
T-SHIRTS.
>> YOU SHOULD JUST POUR IT AND
JUST SMOOTH IT ALL OUT, YOU
KNOW?
JUST SMOOTH IT AND -- YOU CAN
MOVE IT WHEREVER YOU WANT.
>> AND THERE'S NOTHING THERE NO
MORE.
>> RIGHT.
YOU KNOW, LIKE, LADIES USE IT TO
TUCK THE BIKINI LINES IN...
>> OH, YEAH.
>> ...IF THEY GO UP TOO HIGH.
>> SO YOU JUST...
>> YEP.
>> RIGHT UNDER IT.
>> RIGHT UNDER YOUR BATHING
SUIT.
>> THAT'S PRETTY GENIUS, YOU
KNOW.
>> YEAH.
>> IT WAS DEFINITELY ON YOUR
WRIST.
>> YEAH.
>> AND THERE'S NOTHING THERE NO
MORE.
>> RIGHT.
>> MOVE-A-TAN.
YOU SERIOUSLY MOVED THE TAN.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> WHAT THE HELL?
>> I HAVE A COUPLE OF TATTOOS.
>> OH, COOL.
>> THIS IS FOR THE WIFE.
>> OH, NICE. YOU DRAW THESE?
>> NO. I GOT 'EM OFF OF THE WEB.
>> OH, YEAH. COOL.
>> JUST DID A LOT OF RESEARCH.
>> YEAH, NICE. NICE.
>> I HAD TO MAKE SURE THIS SAID
EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED IT TO SAY,
THAT IT WASN'T WRONG.
>> YEAH, YEAH, I'VE HEARD ABOUT
THAT.
AND MAKE SURE THEY DON'T SWAP IT
OUT ON YOU OR SOMETHING.
>> AND DON'T TURN IT
UPSIDE-DOWN, EITHER.
>> REALLY? DOES IT CHANGE IT?
>> WELL, HELL, YEAH.
>> OH, OH, RIGHT, BUT DOES IT
MEAN SOMETHING ELSE THAT WAY?
>> UH, NO.
>> OH, OKAY.
>> IT WOULD MEAN NOTHING.
>> OH, YEAH, THIS DUDE'S
GETTING THIS ONE TODAY.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> DO YOU SEE THAT WORD?
>> "FAMILY FOREVER."
VERY GOOD, MAN.
>> YEAH.
>> I LIKE THAT.
>> THAT'S COOL, RIGHT?
THEY DESIGN THEM THAT WAY.
>> YEAH, THAT'S VERY GOOD.
>> WHICH WAY SHOULD IT SAY?
WOULD YOU PUT "FAMILY" THAT WAY?
>> "MURDER."
>> "MURDER"?
>> YEAH.
>> NO, IT'S -- I THINK,
"FAMILY."
>> OH, [BLEEP]
WAIT A MINUTE -- HOW DID YOU
JUST HAVE THAT THAT IT LOOKED
LIKE "MURDER"?
OH, I'LL BE A SON OF A GUN.
YOU KNOW, IT DID LOOK LIKE
"MURDER" FOR A SECOND.
>> LIKE "MURDER"?
>> YEAH, IT LOOKED LIKE "MURDER"
FOR A SECOND -- OH!
>> "FOREVER."
>> AND YOU DON'T SEE "MURDER" IN
THERE?
>> I DON'T SEE "MURDER" WRITTEN
HERE.
>> THAT'S CRAZY.
>> WHERE IS "MURDER"?
>> WELL, IT'S NOT THERE NOW.
NOW I CAN'T ACTUALLY READ IT.
LET ME JUST SEE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> WHAT?
>> THAT'S WEIRD.
>> SO, WAIT, WHAT DID IT --
>> I-I DID ACTUALLY SEE "MURDER"
IN THERE.
>> YOU SAW "FAMILY MURDER"?
>> "FAMILY," "FOREVER,"
"MURDER."
THESE ARE THE WORDS THAT I'M
COMING FROM WITH THIS.
>> ARE YOU -- REALLY?
>> SWEAR TO GOD.
>> I DON'T SEE THAT.
I SEE "FAMILY" AND "FOREVER."
>> OKAY, HOLD ON.
YEAH.
>> "FOREVER."
>> FOR SURE. "FAMILY."
>> "FAMILY."
>> YES.
>> YEAH, RIGHT?
>> "FAMILY."
>> "FAMILY," YEAH.
>> RIGHT.
>> AND THEN THIS WAY.
"FOREVER"?
>> NO. "MURDER."
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU'RE
SEEING "MURDER" HERE.
YOU'RE SEEING "FAMILY" HERE.
>> STAY THERE.
>> YEAH.
>> "FAMILY."
>> YEAH, THEY'RE MADE TO SORT OF
JUST HINT TO YOU --
>> OKAY, THAT'S IT.
>> 'CAUSE WHEN YOU -- FIRST, YOU
DIDN'T SEE IT.
>> [ Laughing ] NO, AT FIRST I
DIDN'T SEE IT.
AT FIRST, I ACTUALLY SAW
"FOREVER."
>> "FAMILY FOREVER"?
>> "FAMILY FOREVER."
>> LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT,
RIGHT?
>> LEAVE IT AT THAT, YEAH.
>> "FAMILY" AND "FOREVER."
>> WE DON'T NEED TO EXPLORE THIS
IDEA ANY FURTHER.
>> YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO
DOUBLE-CHECK YOURS?
>> NO, NO, I'M GOOD.
>> OKAY, 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE
SEEING --
>> NO, I'M GOOD.
>> YEAH?
>> I'M GOOD.
>> SO, WHAT DO THOSE SAY?
>> THESE SAY "SERENITY,"
"COURAGE," AND "WISDOM."
>> OKAY, GOOD. ARE YOU SURE?
>> YES.
>> IT DOESN'T SAY "MURDER,"
"BLOODSHED," AND "DEATH"?
>> NO.
>> NO MATTER HOW YOU HOLD IT?
>> NO MATTER HOW YOU HOLD IT,
YEAH.
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. WE --
>> WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
>> YEAH.
>> I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. HOLD ON.
I'M GONNA DOUBLE-CHECK AND MAKE
SURE THAT GUY'S GOT THE RIGHT
THING, 'CAUSE NOW YOU'VE GOT ME
GOING A LITTLE CRAZY.
**
>> HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
YOU LOOKING FOR AN INSPECTION OR
SOMETHING?
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOUR LUG
NUTS.
ALL RIGHT, LET ME JUST TAKE A
QUICK LOOK HERE.
WE'RE DOING A LITTLE INSPECTION,
RIGHT?
>> PERFECT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU NOTICING?
>> IT'S A NOISE.
WHEN YOU DRIVE, IT'S LIKE,
"DO-DO-DO-DO-DO."
>> OH, OKAY.
YOU'RE HEARING A SOUND?
>> YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SLIDE UNDERNEATH AND TAKE A
LOOK AT THAT.
YOU NOTICE ONE SIDE BETTER THAN
THE OTHER?
>> IT'S THIS SIDE.
>> THIS SIDE?
OKAY, LET'S SEE HOW THAT'S
DOING.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU DIDN'T GO UNDER YET, DID
YOU?
>> NO.
>> OKAY. [ LAUGHS ]
I NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH PEOPLE
KNOW ABOUT CARS, YOU KNOW?
>> OH, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW A
WHOLE LOT, BUT --
>> YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO
LOOK FOR?
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA
TAKE A LOOK.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY.
DO YOU NOTICE IT JUST ON THIS
SIDE HERE?
>> YEAH.
>> IN THE FRONT, OR ALSO IN THE
BACK?
>> JUST THE FRONT.
>> JUST THE FRONT?
>> THAT'S WHERE I HEAR IT -- IN
THE FRONT.
>> OKAY. CAN YOU GO IN THE BACK
AND SEE IF THE HAZARDS ARE STILL
IN SYNC?
YEAH, OKAY.
[ BREATHES SHARPLY ]
YEAH, OKAY.
YEAH, THERE'S A CLEAR CHANNEL
THROUGH THERE, SO...
AND THEY STAYED IN SYNC?
>> YEAH, THEY DID.
>> OKAY, GOOD. YEAH.
IT'S A LITTLE TIGHT.
>> YEAH.
>> IT'S TIGHTER THAN I'VE SEEN.
HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT?
>> WHAT? THE...
>> GOING THROUGH THE CHANNEL
FROM UNDERNEATH TO THE TRUNK?
HAVE YOU...
>> OH, NO.
>> YOU HAVEN'T GONE THROUGH
THERE?
>> LIKE WHAT YOU JUST DID?
>> YEAH.
>> NO.
>> OH. YEAH.
THERE'S, LIKE, A TUBE THAT GOES
FROM UNDERNEATH THE FRONT ALL
THE WAY TO YOUR TRUNK.
SO, IF YOU WEDGE THROUGH THAT
TUBE, IT PUSHES ALL THE PIECES
BACK INTO PLACE.
IT'S LIKE A KIND OF
CHIROPRACTIC FOR A CAR.
ALL RIGHT, SO, LET ME GET YOUR
PAPERWORK, AND WE'LL GET YOU ALL
WRAPPED UP.
**
[ BRAKES SQUEAK LIGHTLY ]
HOW'S IT GOING?
>> HOT OUT.
>> IT IS HOT OUT THERE.
THERE'S AIR IN HERE, BUT IT'S
NOT DOING ME MUCH GOOD WITH THAT
BIG DOOR OPEN BACK THERE.
THIS IS A NICE CAR.
>> THANKS.
>> GOT THE KEYS?
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> THANK YOU.
ANYTHING GIVING YOU TROUBLE?
>> SOMETIMES THE BRAKE SQUEAKS.
>> SOMETIMES THE BRAKES SQUEAK?
>> YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST DO A
QUICK LITTLE LOOK AROUND.
ALL RIGHT, YEAH, SO IT'S RAINING
TODAY, SO YOU NOTICED SOME
SQUEAKING?
>> YEAH, IT'S USUALLY WHEN I
FIRST START THE CAR.
>> OH, WHEN YOU FIRST START THE
CAR, THEY SQUEAK?
>> BUT THEN IT STOPS.
>> IT DOES STOP. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE HERE.
I'M GONNA JUST OPEN UP
THE GLOVE BOX.
DO YOU HAVE THE MANUAL IN HERE?
OKAY.
AND USUALLY --
OOPS.
IS THAT YOUR -- IS THAT OKAY?
>> AN EGG? OH, I KNOW, HE --
>> HUH?
>> MY BOYFRIEND.
>> YOUR BOYFRIEND?
>> PLAYED A TRICK ON ME.
>> HE DID?
>> HE HAD EGGS ALL IN MY CAR.
THEY WERE ALL HARD-BOILED EGGS.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> OH, MY GOSH, YOU SCARED ME
BECAUSE --
>> YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A BIRD OR
SOMETHING?
>> NO, NO, NO.
WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF EGGS'
SHELLS.
WE'VE HAD A LOT OF EGGSHELLS
SHOWING UP IN CARS.
>> NUH-UH.
>> IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE.
WE'LL JUST DO A QUICK LITTLE
CHECK.
BUT YOU DEFINITELY THINK THAT
SOMEONE PUT THAT IN THERE?
>> I MEAN, HE HAD TO BECAUSE...
>> LET ME CHECK, JUST IN CASE.
>> DOES THAT MEAN A BIRD'S IN
THERE?
>> NO, NO, THEY HAVE A WHOLE --
JUST WITH THE NEW GASOLINE.
I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.
>> OH.
>> LET ME TAKE A LOOK OVER HERE.
HERE. HOLD THAT FOR ME.
CAN YOU? YEAH.
>> OH, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> YEAH.
>> [ GASPS ] IT'S A BIRD?
>> NO, NO, NO. IT'S JUST...
>> [ GASPS ]
>> YEAH, IT'S SOME SHEDDING.
THIS JUST...
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
DON'T EVEN WORRY.
I'LL DO A FULL INSPECTION.
>> YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
>> JUST THIS -- JUST THIS --
USUALLY, IT'S JUST THE SHELLS
AND THE -- AND THE SHEDDINGS.
YOU'LL BE -- YOU'LL BE FINE,
YEAH.
>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PLASTIC
EGG.
THAT WAS A REAL EGG?
>> UH, YEAH, THAT'S REAL.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> THAT'S SO SCARY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> I'M SCARED NOW.
>> NO, DON'T BE SCARED.
DON'T BE SCARED.
WE HAD A LOT OF IT HAPPEN.
I WOULDN'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE BEEN
IN YOUR TRUNK?
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> WHOA. OKAY. [BLEEP]
NOT A PROBLEM.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
HOW IN THE WORLD DID THAT
HAPPEN?
>> THAT'S -- OKAY, WOW, THAT IS
BIG.
WOW.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
>> NO, NO. YEAH.
>> I WAS JUST IN THAT TRUNK LAST
NIGHT.
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
THE GASOLINE THESE DAYS -- IT
HAS, YOU KNOW, 10% OF IT IS
ETHANOL, WHICH IS CORN-BASED.
>> UH-HUH.
>> SO THE SM-- DO YOU PARK IT
OUTSIDE?
>> YEAH.
>> SNAKES LIKE THIS -- I MEAN,
THEY EAT CORN, SO THAT'S HOW
THEY SURVIVE.
>> YOU -- THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
>> I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT, BUT
WHEN YOU SAID THAT THEY WERE
SCREECHING...
>> UH-HUH.
>> THE BRAKES WERE SCREECHING
AND THEN STOPPING, IT'S --
THAT'S HIM.
THAT'S THE SNAKE.
YOU'RE SCARING HIM BACK INTO THE
UNDERCARRIAGE.
>> HOW IN THE WORLD IS HE THAT
BIG?
>> HONESTLY, HE'S HAD TO HAVE
BEEN IN THERE FOR A LONG TIME.
>> OH...MY...GOD.
>> YOU KNOW?
YEAH.
[ SNAKE HISSES ]
WHOA! OH, THERE, YEAH.
I DON'T WANT HIM TO GET STUCK
UNDERNEATH THERE.
THAT'S HOW HE'S GOING UNDER.
>> THAT'S HOW HE GOES UNDER?
>> YEAH, HE'LL GO UNDER
IN THERE.
HERE, LET ME --
>> DON'T -- DON'T PICK HIM UP.
>> NO, THEY'RE DOCILE.
I WOULDN'T --
>> OOH, DON'T PUT IT NEAR ME.
>> YEAH, I DON'T THINK THE
PATROL'S OPEN.
THEY'RE ONLY OPEN ON WEDNESDAYS
IS THE THING, SO I CAN LEAVE HIM
IN HERE UNTIL --
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> YEAH, I'LL LEAVE HIM IN HERE,
AND THEN DO YOU WANT TO COME
BACK ON WEDNESDAY, AND I'LL...
>> I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DRIVE
HIM HOME.
HE'S FREE-RANGE.
>> YEAH, IT'S ALBINO CORN VIPER.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> YEAH, HONESTLY --
>> THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
>> REALLY?
OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, AND
I'LL SEE IF I CAN RING MY
SUPERVISOR.
>> HEY, BABY.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE SCARED,
OKAY?
WE WERE DOING THE WALK-THROUGH,
AND YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT
THEY FOUND IN MY CAR.
A SNAKE.
BABY, THIS IS NO SMALL GARDEN
SNAKE.
WHEN I SAY HUGE, HE'S 7 FOOT,
AND HE'S YELLOW.
IT'S A YELLOW ALBINO CORN SNAKE.
>> YOU OKAY?
>> HE SAID I NEED TO TRADE MY
CAR IN.
>> I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND, 'CAUSE
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE A FEAR OF
SNAKES AND STUFF, BUT,
HONESTLY --
>> WELL, YEAH.
>> [ CHUCKLES ] FOR AS LONG AS
I'VE WORKED HERE, ESPECIALLY --
>> BUT WHERE'D THE EGG COME
FROM?
>> IT PROBABLY LAID BABIES.
>> EXACTLY.
>> YEAH.
>> LAID BABIES IN MY CAR.
WHO DO THEY EVEN CALL FOR THIS?
>> THE ALBINO CORN SNAKE VIPER
PATROL.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
THEY HAVE THEIR OWN PATROL?
>> NOW THEY DO, AFTER LAST
SUMMER.
>> OH.
THE VIPER CORN SNAKE PATROL.
>> ALBINO...
>> ...VIPER...
>> ...CORN SNAKE...
>> ...PATROL.
**
>> OKAY, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.
WE GET TO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY
HERE?
AHOY!
THEY'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M
CRAZY.
OH, HEY.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> ARE YOU HELPING?
>> YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
THE OWNERS -- THEY GOT A LOT
OF PEOPLE WHO, LIKE, OWN BOATS
IN THIS SECTION.
>> YEAH.
>> SO THEY HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE
WHO JUST, LIKE, HIRED GUYS LIKE
US TO, LIKE, CLEAN THEIR BOATS
AND POLISH THEM AND WAX THEM AND
STUFF.
SO THIS MORNING, I'VE JUST BEEN
LIKE -- I DID ALL THESE
BOATS OVER HERE, THE FIBERGLASS
ONES -- I PUT IT ON EVERYTHING.
THEY SAY YOU PUT A THIN COAT OF
THIS STUFF.
IT REEKS.
I'VE BEEN THROWING THEM AWAY.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> AND THEN YOU ACTIVATE IT WITH
WATER.
>> OKAY.
>> JUST SPRAY THE WATER ON IT
AND ACTIVATE IT.
SO I'LL SHOW YOU HOW WE DO THAT.
HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY. THAT'S LOCKED GOOD, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
OKAY.
SO, ONCE I GET THAT COAT ON
EVERYTHING, I...
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
THERE IT IS. YEAH.
HAVE YOU EVER USED A PRESSURE
WASHER?
>> YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'LL KNOW HOW
TO DO IT.
HERE. YOU WANT TO DO THAT SIDE?
>> YEAH.
>> USUALLY, 'CAUSE THE WIND'S
BLOWING, JUST ONE STRONG BLAST
OVER THERE -- JUST HOLD IT DOWN,
AND IT'LL ALL KIND OF BLOW OVER.
>> YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> YEAH, AND GET THE OAR, TOO.
MAKE SURE...
DON'T FLIP...
HERE. BACK UP. I'LL DO IT HERE.
WE'LL FLIP THIS AND DO -- GET
THAT SIDE.
>> OH, YOU HIT THIS THING, TOO?
>> YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
YEAH, GOOD.
OKAY. PUT THAT BACK ON THERE.
TURN IF OFF LIKE THAT. GOOD.
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
OKAY. AND IF YOU COULD, JUST PUT
THAT STUFF UP THERE.
>> YEAH. WHAT -- RIGHT HERE?
>> YEAH.
AND THEN, WITH THE WOOD STUFF'S
NOT -- IT'S NOT THAT SUNNY, BUT
WOOD STUFF'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GET
THAT MUCH OF, LIKE, DIRECT
SUNLIGHT.
>> MM-HMM.
>> SO I COVER THE WOOD STUFF UP
WHILE THAT SETS -- LIKE THAT.
YEAH, CAN I HAVE A RAG?
GOSH, IT, LIKE, BURNS MY HANDS.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> HERE. I LIKE TO WIPE IT OFF
IN BETWEEN.
CAN YOU PUT THAT UP THERE?
SO DO -- IS IT, LIKE --
OH, MY GOSH.
DUDE.
>> WHAT?
DID YOU JUST SHRINK SOMEONE'S
BOAT?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, DUDE.
>> I KNOW.
>> WHAT DO I DO?
>> [ Chuckling ] I DON'T --
I HAVE NO CLUE.
HOW DID THAT THING JUST SHRINK
LIKE THAT?
>> THIS STUFF IS MADE FOR
FIBERGLASS.
>> DOES IT GET BIGGER EVER?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> DO YOU WANT TO RADIO IN?
>> I DON'T WANT RADIO IN, NO,
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GET IN
TROUBLE.
>> YEAH, BUT I DON'T THINK
THERE'S REALLY ANY WAY AROUND
THIS.
I'M NOT TRYING TO LAUGH, DUDE,
BUT, OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT HAPPENED.
>> DUDE, I'M GONNA SAY YOU DID
IT.
>> NO!
NO WAY.
>> YOU HELPED, THOUGH -- LIKE,
YOU HELPED WITH IT.
>> I DIDN'T PUT ANY OF THAT
STUFF ON THERE.
YEAH, I'M TELLING YOU.
YOU GOT TO CALL SOMEBODY.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> ARE YOU GONNA SAY YOU HELPED
WITH IT OR NO?
>> I MEAN, IF YOU WANT ME TO.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> BUT [CHUCKLES] ALL I DID WAS
SPRAY IT.
>> WELL, THAT'S WHAT DID IT,
THOUGH.
>> YEAH, BUT, I MEAN [BLEEP]
>> YEAH.
>> I HAD NO CLUE, OR I WOULDN'T
HAVE [BLEEP] DONE THAT.
>> I -- ME, NEITHER.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
I DIDN'T -- HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO
KNOW?
LIKE, I DON'T DO THIS.
>> I'M TELLING YOU.
CALL SOMEBODY.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH, YOU GOT TO.
>> OKAY, UH --
>> THIS IS BAD.
>> YEAH, IT IS BAD.
DUDE.
OH, SEE, IT SAYS RIGHT HERE.
YEAH, "USE ON ANYTHING OTHER
THAN FIBERGLASS CAN CAUSE
'THE CARBONARO EFFECT.'"
>> YEAH, CALL SOMEBODY.
THIS, LIKE...
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
>> I'M ASSUMING IT'S THAT.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> "THE CARBONARO EFFECT" IS THE
NAME OF A HIDDEN-CAMERA MAGIC
TV SHOW.
LIKE THE ONE YOU'RE ON RIGHT
NOW.
>> NO WAY.
>> DUDE.
>> [ Laughing ] NO WAY.
>> YES.
>> NO.
>> DUDE, I'M MICHAEL CARBONARO.
I'M A MAGICIAN.
>> NO WAY.
>> YES. YES, YES.
>> NO WAY. IS THIS TRUE?
>> IT'S TRUE.
>> NO.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]