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>> OH, MY GOD!

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>> [ LAUGHS ]

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>> [ GASPS ]

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>> THAT'S WEIRD.

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>> THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

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>> THIS IS

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"THE CARBONARO EFFECT."

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[ NEEDLE BUZZING ]

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>> SO, IF SOMEBODY COMES IN,

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LIKE, ACTUALLY FOR A REAL

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TATTOO, DO I, LIKE, SEND THEM

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TO -- HELLO?

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IF SOMEBODY COMES IN FOR A --

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[ GASPS ] AAH!

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HEY, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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>> I KIND OF WANT TO SEE HOW

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MUCH A TATTOO WOULD BE.

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>> LIKE, ACTUAL SIT UNDER THE,

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YOU KNOW, UNDER THE NEEDLE KIND

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OF TAT?

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>> YEAH.

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>> OR NOT THE ELECTRONIC ONE?

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>> WHAT'S THE ELECTRONIC ONE?

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>> OH, THEY DO IT WITH, LIKE,

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LIGHT.

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>> WHAT? THAT'S A THING? [BLEEP]

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>> YEAH, EXPLAIN THAT.

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>> YEAH, MOST PEOPLE ARE COMING

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IN NOW WITH THE PICTURE THEY

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WANT ON THEIR PHONE.

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>> NAH, I LIKE THE, UH --

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>> THE REAL DEAL?

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>> YEAH, THE REAL DEAL.

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>> IT'S FUNNY, I WAS GONNA GET

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A -- I WAS GONNA DO ONE LIKE

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HERE.

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>> REALLY?

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>> YEAH, 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD

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THE ELECTRONIC ONE DONE.

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IT'S PRETTY COOL, THOUGH.

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>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A

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THING.

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>> YEAH, LIKE RIGHT HERE.

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IT'S LIKE AN APP.

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YOU COULD DOWNLOAD YOUR OWN, OR

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THEY USE -- IT'S CALLED APPTOO.

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>> APPTOO?

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>> AND YOU CAN LIKE, YOU KNOW,

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UPLOAD A DESIGN TO IT OR

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SOMETHING.

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>> THAT'S PRETTY COOL.

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>> WHICH ONE SHOULD I GET ON

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THIS?

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>> THE SHIP.

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>> THE SHIP'S DOPE.

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>> I SHOULD TRY THE SHIP.

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>> DO IT.

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>> I'M GONNA GIVE THIS THING A

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TRY, MAN.

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>> DOES THAT WORK?

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>> YEAH, IT'S LIKE -- I FORGET

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IF IT'S --

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>> IS IT LIKE PLUG AND PLAY OR

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SOME [BLEEP] OR...

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>> IT HAS -- THE HEADPHONE JACK

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GETS INK IN IT.

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>> WHAT?

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>> YEAH.

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YOU KNOW, YOU PUT LIKE A FEW

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DROPS OF INK INTO THE

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ELECTRONICS OF IT.

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>> INTO YOUR PHONE?

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>> YEAH.

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>> HOW DOES THAT WORK?

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>> SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP.

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>> I HAVE NO IDEA.

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>> NO, CHILL.

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>> [ BLOWS ]

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YEAH, IT GOES INTO THE CAMERA

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AND BY THE -- THE FLASH, LIKE,

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PULSES IT OR SOMETHING.

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>> NAH, YOU'RE COMPLETELY

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[BLEEP] WITH US.

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>> YOU THINK SO?

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>> YEAH.

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>> I GOT TO SEE THIS.

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NAH, DO IT, DUDE. SHIP.

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>> SHIP?

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>> PUT IT ON THE PAPER.

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>> DO IT ON THE PAPER?

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>> YEAH, DO IT ON THE PAPER.

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>> DUDE, I'LL DO IT ON ME. HERE.

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>> [BLEEP]

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>> HOLD ON.

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>> DUDE.

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>> SO THIS GUY.

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>> THAT GUY, YEAH.

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>> OKAY.

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>> SANITIZES THE AREA.

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>> [BLEEP]

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>> NO WAY.

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>> NO, YEAH, LIKE, IT DRIPS UP

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INTO THE THING.

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IT'S NOT A NEEDLE -- IT'S JUST

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LIKE A TEMPORARY INK.

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>> OH [BLEEP]

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>> OH, MY [BLEEP] GOD.

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>> THERE'S NO [BLEEP] WAY.

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>> ISN'T THAT WEIRD?

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>> OH!

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>> [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD.

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>> WHAT?

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>> YEAH.

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LIKE, IF YOU WATCH IT, YOU'LL

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SEE THE --

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>> SO HOW LONG DOES THAT LAST?

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>> THAT'LL LAST THREE WEEKS.

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>> WHAT?

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>> THAT LASTS --

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>> YEAH.

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>> GOOD GOD.

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>> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA BE

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RIGHT [BLEEP] BACK.

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>> NO, HOLD ON. DON'T MOVE.

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>> HOW MUCH DID THIS COST?

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>> THIS -- THIS IS FREE.

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THE APP IS FREE, AND YOU CAN

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UPLOAD YOUR OWN PICTURES.

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>> NO WAY.

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>> WE'LL DO IT, BUT, LIKE --

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>> I DON'T KNOW HOW THE [BLEEP]

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YOU JUST POURED THAT IN YOUR

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[BLEEP] PHONE.

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>> YOU JUST PUT 10 DROPS INTO

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THE HEADPHONE JACK.

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>> THAT'S INSANE.

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>> [ LAUGHS ]

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>> GEEZ.

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>> COME ON, DUDE.

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>> WHOA.

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>> THIS IS --

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>> THAT'S CRAZY.

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>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

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>> MY NAME IS KHALIF.

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>> KHALIF?

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>> YES, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME

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LEAF, LIKE ON A TREE.

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>> LEAF. OH, THAT'S COOL.

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SEE, THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD GET

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A TAT OF -- A LEAF.

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>> OH, YES.

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YOU KNOW, THAT'S ACTUALLY --

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THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE THE NEXT

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STEP FOR THE LEFT HAND,

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CONSIDERING I'M LEFT-HANDED.

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>> OH, THAT'S COOL.

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>> IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING

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SEEMS TO BE RIGHT.

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>> YEAH, YEAH, I WAS ACTUALLY

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JUST GONNA GET MY LEFT HAND

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TATTOOED TODAY.

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>> HEY, THAT'S REALLY COOL.

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>> THAT'S SO WEIRD. OH, MY GOD.

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>> ARE YOU LEFT-HANDED, TOO?

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>> NO, I'M NOT, BUT I WANTED TO

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PUT SOMETHING -- I WAS JUST

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DRAWING THEM OVER HERE, TOO.

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I LOVE CATS.

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I'VE ALWAYS HAD A CAT MY WHOLE

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LIFE, SO THIS WAS MY CAT, JACK.

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SO I WAS GONNA GET, LIKE, ON MY

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WRIST.

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SO I WAS GONNA GO IN AT

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4:00 TODAY AND GET THIS DONE,

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LIKE, RIGHT HERE, BUT, UH --

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OH, SHOOT.

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>> OH, MAN.

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YOU DEFINITELY WORE THAT FOR A

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MINUTE.

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>> YEAH.

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>> IT'S ALL GOOD. IT HAPPENS.

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>> AND YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T

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TATTOO OVER A TAN LINE.

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>> YEAH, THE NEXT THING YOU

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KNOW, IT'S JUST GONNA COMPLETELY

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BE UNEVEN.

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>> YEAH, 'CAUSE IT -- SHOOT.

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AAH, I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TODAY

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FOR THAT.

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>> MAN, IT'S WORTH A SHOT.

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>> I'M GONNA USE THAT STUFF.

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>> WHAT, THE MOVE-A-TAN?

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>> THE MOVE-A-TAN STUFF?

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>> WHAT IS THAT?

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>> HERE, LET ME GIVE IT A TRY.

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YEAH, IT AFFECTS THE MELANIN IN

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YOUR SKIN.

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>> MM-HMM.

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>> SO IF YOU SIT OUT IN THE SUN

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TOO LONG BEFORE TANNING, YOU

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KNOW -- IT WASN'T REALLY MADE

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FOR TATTOO SHOPS, BUT WE'VE BEEN

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USING THIS STUFF A LOT.

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>> OF COURSE, IT'S GONNA START

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AFFECTING PEOPLE MORE.

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>> YEAH. SEE, WATCH -- YOU GET

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IT GOING ON YOUR FINGERTIPS, AND

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YOU GET IT TO JUST ABSORB INTO

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THE TAN LINE.

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AND THEN YOU KIND OF SQUEEZE AND

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SLIDE THE TAN LINE UP OUT OF THE

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WAY.

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NOW GET IT UP.

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SO THIS WAY -- A LITTLE HARD

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OVER THE -- WE'RE JUST GETTING

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IT, LIKE, UP INTO A PLACE WHERE

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YOU DON'T REALLY WORRY ABOUT IT,

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YOU KNOW?

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>> HOW DID -- HOW -- WHAT?

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>> THAT'LL BE GOOD.

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>> YOU TOTALLY JUST REMOVED

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THAT.

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HOW DID -- HOW -- YOU --

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IT'S LIKE...

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>> AND YOU CAN FEEL THAT, TOO,

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RIGHT?

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IT WON'T -- ONCE IT'S IN PLACE,

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IT'S NOT GONNA GO ANYWHERE.

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IT DOESN'T SMEAR OR SMUDGE.

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ONCE IT SETS IN.

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>> AMAZING. [ LAUGHS ]

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>> IT'S A GOOD ONE.

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>> THAT'S THE MAIN THING I CAN

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SAY.

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>> YEAH, MAN.

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>> OH, MAN.

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>> YEAH.

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>> THAT IS WILD.

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I REALLY WISH I HAD A TAN RIGHT

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NOW.

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>> OH, YEAH.

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>> I HAVE, LIKE, THIS UNEVEN

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GRADATION.

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>> OH, YEAH.

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>> I'M LIKE DARK AND THEN YOU

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CAN DEFINITELY TELL I WEAR

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T-SHIRTS.

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>> YOU SHOULD JUST POUR IT AND

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JUST SMOOTH IT ALL OUT, YOU

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KNOW?

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JUST SMOOTH IT AND -- YOU CAN

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MOVE IT WHEREVER YOU WANT.

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>> AND THERE'S NOTHING THERE NO

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MORE.

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>> RIGHT.

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YOU KNOW, LIKE, LADIES USE IT TO

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TUCK THE BIKINI LINES IN...

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>> OH, YEAH.

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>> ...IF THEY GO UP TOO HIGH.

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>> SO YOU JUST...

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>> YEP.

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>> RIGHT UNDER IT.

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>> RIGHT UNDER YOUR BATHING

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SUIT.

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>> THAT'S PRETTY GENIUS, YOU

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KNOW.

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>> YEAH.

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>> IT WAS DEFINITELY ON YOUR

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WRIST.

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>> YEAH.

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>> AND THERE'S NOTHING THERE NO

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MORE.

273
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>> RIGHT.

274
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>> MOVE-A-TAN.

275
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YOU SERIOUSLY MOVED THE TAN.

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>> THAT'S RIGHT.

277
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>> WHAT THE HELL?

278
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>> I HAVE A COUPLE OF TATTOOS.

279
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>> OH, COOL.

280
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>> THIS IS FOR THE WIFE.

281
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>> OH, NICE. YOU DRAW THESE?

282
00:05:58,267 --> 00:06:00,067
>> NO. I GOT 'EM OFF OF THE WEB.

283
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>> OH, YEAH. COOL.

284
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>> JUST DID A LOT OF RESEARCH.

285
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>> YEAH, NICE. NICE.

286
00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,267
>> I HAD TO MAKE SURE THIS SAID

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EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED IT TO SAY,

288
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THAT IT WASN'T WRONG.

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>> YEAH, YEAH, I'VE HEARD ABOUT

290
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THAT.

291
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AND MAKE SURE THEY DON'T SWAP IT

292
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OUT ON YOU OR SOMETHING.

293
00:06:09,567 --> 00:06:10,333
>> AND DON'T TURN IT

294
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UPSIDE-DOWN, EITHER.

295
00:06:11,067 --> 00:06:13,733
>> REALLY? DOES IT CHANGE IT?

296
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>> WELL, HELL, YEAH.

297
00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,300
>> OH, OH, RIGHT, BUT DOES IT

298
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MEAN SOMETHING ELSE THAT WAY?

299
00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,367
>> UH, NO.

300
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>> OH, OKAY.

301
00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:20,100
>> IT WOULD MEAN NOTHING.

302
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>> OH, YEAH, THIS DUDE'S

303
00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:24,600
GETTING THIS ONE TODAY.

304
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]

305
00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,533
>> DO YOU SEE THAT WORD?

306
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>> "FAMILY FOREVER."

307
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VERY GOOD, MAN.

308
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>> YEAH.

309
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>> I LIKE THAT.

310
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>> THAT'S COOL, RIGHT?

311
00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:32,700
THEY DESIGN THEM THAT WAY.

312
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>> YEAH, THAT'S VERY GOOD.

313
00:06:33,467 --> 00:06:34,367
>> WHICH WAY SHOULD IT SAY?

314
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WOULD YOU PUT "FAMILY" THAT WAY?

315
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>> "MURDER."

316
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>> "MURDER"?

317
00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:40,533
>> YEAH.

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>> NO, IT'S -- I THINK,

319
00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:41,967
"FAMILY."

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>> OH, [BLEEP]

321
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WAIT A MINUTE -- HOW DID YOU

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JUST HAVE THAT THAT IT LOOKED

323
00:06:44,633 --> 00:06:45,867
LIKE "MURDER"?

324
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OH, I'LL BE A SON OF A GUN.

325
00:06:47,467 --> 00:06:48,200
YOU KNOW, IT DID LOOK LIKE

326
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"MURDER" FOR A SECOND.

327
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>> LIKE "MURDER"?

328
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>> YEAH, IT LOOKED LIKE "MURDER"

329
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FOR A SECOND -- OH!

330
00:06:54,533 --> 00:06:55,733
>> "FOREVER."

331
00:06:55,733 --> 00:06:56,933
>> AND YOU DON'T SEE "MURDER" IN

332
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THERE?

333
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>> I DON'T SEE "MURDER" WRITTEN

334
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HERE.

335
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>> THAT'S CRAZY.

336
00:07:03,633 --> 00:07:04,833
>> WHERE IS "MURDER"?

337
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>> WELL, IT'S NOT THERE NOW.

338
00:07:06,267 --> 00:07:07,733
NOW I CAN'T ACTUALLY READ IT.

339
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LET ME JUST SEE.

340
00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:12,933
[ LAUGHS ]

341
00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:13,467
>> WHAT?

342
00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:14,300
>> THAT'S WEIRD.

343
00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,400
>> SO, WAIT, WHAT DID IT --

344
00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,967
>> I-I DID ACTUALLY SEE "MURDER"

345
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IN THERE.

346
00:07:17,533 --> 00:07:19,633
>> YOU SAW "FAMILY MURDER"?

347
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>> "FAMILY," "FOREVER,"

348
00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:20,933
"MURDER."

349
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THESE ARE THE WORDS THAT I'M

350
00:07:21,933 --> 00:07:23,600
COMING FROM WITH THIS.

351
00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:24,567
>> ARE YOU -- REALLY?

352
00:07:24,567 --> 00:07:25,367
>> SWEAR TO GOD.

353
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>> I DON'T SEE THAT.

354
00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:27,600
I SEE "FAMILY" AND "FOREVER."

355
00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:28,767
>> OKAY, HOLD ON.

356
00:07:28,767 --> 00:07:29,433
YEAH.

357
00:07:29,433 --> 00:07:30,267
>> "FOREVER."

358
00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:31,733
>> FOR SURE. "FAMILY."

359
00:07:31,733 --> 00:07:32,133
>> "FAMILY."

360
00:07:32,133 --> 00:07:32,500
>> YES.

361
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>> YEAH, RIGHT?

362
00:07:33,067 --> 00:07:33,467
>> "FAMILY."

363
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>> "FAMILY," YEAH.

364
00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:35,067
>> RIGHT.

365
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>> AND THEN THIS WAY.

366
00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:42,367
"FOREVER"?

367
00:07:42,367 --> 00:07:44,833
>> NO. "MURDER."

368
00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:45,833
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU'RE

369
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SEEING "MURDER" HERE.

370
00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,500
YOU'RE SEEING "FAMILY" HERE.

371
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>> STAY THERE.

372
00:07:49,067 --> 00:07:52,333
>> YEAH.

373
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>> "FAMILY."

374
00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,967
>> YEAH, THEY'RE MADE TO SORT OF

375
00:07:54,967 --> 00:07:55,967
JUST HINT TO YOU --

376
00:07:55,967 --> 00:07:57,167
>> OKAY, THAT'S IT.

377
00:07:57,167 --> 00:07:58,500
>> 'CAUSE WHEN YOU -- FIRST, YOU

378
00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:58,967
DIDN'T SEE IT.

379
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>> [ Laughing ] NO, AT FIRST I

380
00:08:00,233 --> 00:08:00,800
DIDN'T SEE IT.

381
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AT FIRST, I ACTUALLY SAW

382
00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:02,433
"FOREVER."

383
00:08:02,433 --> 00:08:03,300
>> "FAMILY FOREVER"?

384
00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:03,933
>> "FAMILY FOREVER."

385
00:08:03,933 --> 00:08:04,700
>> LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT,

386
00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:05,067
RIGHT?

387
00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:05,867
>> LEAVE IT AT THAT, YEAH.

388
00:08:05,867 --> 00:08:06,667
>> "FAMILY" AND "FOREVER."

389
00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:07,667
>> WE DON'T NEED TO EXPLORE THIS

390
00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:08,300
IDEA ANY FURTHER.

391
00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:09,167
>> YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO

392
00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:09,733
DOUBLE-CHECK YOURS?

393
00:08:09,733 --> 00:08:10,333
>> NO, NO, I'M GOOD.

394
00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:11,167
>> OKAY, 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE

395
00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:11,667
SEEING --

396
00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:12,367
>> NO, I'M GOOD.

397
00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:12,800
>> YEAH?

398
00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:13,400
>> I'M GOOD.

399
00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,433
>> SO, WHAT DO THOSE SAY?

400
00:08:14,433 --> 00:08:15,467
>> THESE SAY "SERENITY,"

401
00:08:15,467 --> 00:08:16,500
"COURAGE," AND "WISDOM."

402
00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,433
>> OKAY, GOOD. ARE YOU SURE?

403
00:08:18,433 --> 00:08:18,833
>> YES.

404
00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:19,933
>> IT DOESN'T SAY "MURDER,"

405
00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:20,933
"BLOODSHED," AND "DEATH"?

406
00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:21,300
>> NO.

407
00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,167
>> NO MATTER HOW YOU HOLD IT?

408
00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:23,200
>> NO MATTER HOW YOU HOLD IT,

409
00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:23,533
YEAH.

410
00:08:23,533 --> 00:08:24,433
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. WE --

411
00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:25,300
>> WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.

412
00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:26,167
>> YEAH.

413
00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:27,133
>> I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. HOLD ON.

414
00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:28,067
I'M GONNA DOUBLE-CHECK AND MAKE

415
00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:29,567
SURE THAT GUY'S GOT THE RIGHT

416
00:08:29,567 --> 00:08:30,733
THING, 'CAUSE NOW YOU'VE GOT ME

417
00:08:30,733 --> 00:08:33,500
GOING A LITTLE CRAZY.

418
00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:36,367
**

419
00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:44,267
>> HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

420
00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:45,200
YOU LOOKING FOR AN INSPECTION OR

421
00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,800
SOMETHING?

422
00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:47,467
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

423
00:08:47,467 --> 00:08:48,433
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOUR LUG

424
00:08:48,433 --> 00:08:50,333
NUTS.

425
00:08:51,933 --> 00:08:52,867
ALL RIGHT, LET ME JUST TAKE A

426
00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:53,433
QUICK LOOK HERE.

427
00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,433
WE'RE DOING A LITTLE INSPECTION,

428
00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:54,867
RIGHT?

429
00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:55,267
>> PERFECT.

430
00:08:55,267 --> 00:08:55,933
>> ALL RIGHT.

431
00:08:55,933 --> 00:08:57,233
WHAT ARE YOU NOTICING?

432
00:08:57,233 --> 00:08:58,633
>> IT'S A NOISE.

433
00:08:58,633 --> 00:09:00,767
WHEN YOU DRIVE, IT'S LIKE,

434
00:09:00,767 --> 00:09:02,267
"DO-DO-DO-DO-DO."

435
00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:03,067
>> OH, OKAY.

436
00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:04,067
YOU'RE HEARING A SOUND?

437
00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:04,500
>> YEAH.

438
00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,633
>> ALL RIGHT.

439
00:09:05,633 --> 00:09:06,733
I'LL SLIDE UNDERNEATH AND TAKE A

440
00:09:06,733 --> 00:09:07,500
LOOK AT THAT.

441
00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,067
YOU NOTICE ONE SIDE BETTER THAN

442
00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:09,667
THE OTHER?

443
00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:10,633
>> IT'S THIS SIDE.

444
00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:11,400
>> THIS SIDE?

445
00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,733
OKAY, LET'S SEE HOW THAT'S

446
00:09:12,733 --> 00:09:13,200
DOING.

447
00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:13,967
ALL RIGHT.

448
00:09:13,967 --> 00:09:15,367
YOU DIDN'T GO UNDER YET, DID

449
00:09:15,367 --> 00:09:15,733
YOU?

450
00:09:15,733 --> 00:09:16,133
>> NO.

451
00:09:16,133 --> 00:09:17,633
>> OKAY. [ LAUGHS ]

452
00:09:17,633 --> 00:09:18,667
I NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH PEOPLE

453
00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:19,667
KNOW ABOUT CARS, YOU KNOW?

454
00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:20,667
>> OH, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW A

455
00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:21,367
WHOLE LOT, BUT --

456
00:09:21,367 --> 00:09:22,433
>> YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO

457
00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:22,867
LOOK FOR?

458
00:09:22,867 --> 00:09:23,300
>> YEAH.

459
00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,333
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA

460
00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:25,067
TAKE A LOOK.

461
00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:26,167
>> ALL RIGHT.

462
00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:28,533
>> OKAY.

463
00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:29,833
DO YOU NOTICE IT JUST ON THIS

464
00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:30,400
SIDE HERE?

465
00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,133
>> YEAH.

466
00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:32,433
>> IN THE FRONT, OR ALSO IN THE

467
00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:32,800
BACK?

468
00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:33,500
>> JUST THE FRONT.

469
00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:34,100
>> JUST THE FRONT?

470
00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:35,167
>> THAT'S WHERE I HEAR IT -- IN

471
00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:35,667
THE FRONT.

472
00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:36,833
>> OKAY. CAN YOU GO IN THE BACK

473
00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:38,333
AND SEE IF THE HAZARDS ARE STILL

474
00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:40,600
IN SYNC?

475
00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,067
YEAH, OKAY.

476
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,067
[ BREATHES SHARPLY ]

477
00:09:51,067 --> 00:09:54,133
YEAH, OKAY.

478
00:09:54,133 --> 00:09:55,667
YEAH, THERE'S A CLEAR CHANNEL

479
00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:57,733
THROUGH THERE, SO...

480
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:01,933
AND THEY STAYED IN SYNC?

481
00:10:01,933 --> 00:10:02,733
>> YEAH, THEY DID.

482
00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:04,267
>> OKAY, GOOD. YEAH.

483
00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:05,767
IT'S A LITTLE TIGHT.

484
00:10:05,767 --> 00:10:06,233
>> YEAH.

485
00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:07,567
>> IT'S TIGHTER THAN I'VE SEEN.

486
00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:08,567
HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT?

487
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:09,633
>> WHAT? THE...

488
00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:11,233
>> GOING THROUGH THE CHANNEL

489
00:10:11,233 --> 00:10:12,300
FROM UNDERNEATH TO THE TRUNK?

490
00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:12,833
HAVE YOU...

491
00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:13,267
>> OH, NO.

492
00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:14,167
>> YOU HAVEN'T GONE THROUGH

493
00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:14,533
THERE?

494
00:10:14,533 --> 00:10:15,600
>> LIKE WHAT YOU JUST DID?

495
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,033
>> YEAH.

496
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:16,833
>> NO.

497
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:17,800
>> OH. YEAH.

498
00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,333
THERE'S, LIKE, A TUBE THAT GOES

499
00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:21,067
FROM UNDERNEATH THE FRONT ALL

500
00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:22,433
THE WAY TO YOUR TRUNK.

501
00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:23,833
SO, IF YOU WEDGE THROUGH THAT

502
00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,967
TUBE, IT PUSHES ALL THE PIECES

503
00:10:25,967 --> 00:10:26,700
BACK INTO PLACE.

504
00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:27,767
IT'S LIKE A KIND OF

505
00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:29,433
CHIROPRACTIC FOR A CAR.

506
00:10:29,433 --> 00:10:31,067
ALL RIGHT, SO, LET ME GET YOUR

507
00:10:31,067 --> 00:10:32,567
PAPERWORK, AND WE'LL GET YOU ALL

508
00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:33,733
WRAPPED UP.

509
00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:36,700
**

510
00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,800
[ BRAKES SQUEAK LIGHTLY ]

511
00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:48,700
HOW'S IT GOING?

512
00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:49,400
>> HOT OUT.

513
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,633
>> IT IS HOT OUT THERE.

514
00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:52,100
THERE'S AIR IN HERE, BUT IT'S

515
00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:55,067
NOT DOING ME MUCH GOOD WITH THAT

516
00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:56,867
BIG DOOR OPEN BACK THERE.

517
00:10:56,867 --> 00:10:58,133
THIS IS A NICE CAR.

518
00:10:58,133 --> 00:10:58,700
>> THANKS.

519
00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,467
>> GOT THE KEYS?

520
00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:00,467
>> RIGHT HERE.

521
00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:01,467
>> THANK YOU.

522
00:11:01,467 --> 00:11:03,133
ANYTHING GIVING YOU TROUBLE?

523
00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:04,467
>> SOMETIMES THE BRAKE SQUEAKS.

524
00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:05,633
>> SOMETIMES THE BRAKES SQUEAK?

525
00:11:05,633 --> 00:11:06,067
>> YEAH.

526
00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:07,133
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST DO A

527
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,300
QUICK LITTLE LOOK AROUND.

528
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,367
ALL RIGHT, YEAH, SO IT'S RAINING

529
00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:11,367
TODAY, SO YOU NOTICED SOME

530
00:11:11,367 --> 00:11:11,967
SQUEAKING?

531
00:11:11,967 --> 00:11:13,533
>> YEAH, IT'S USUALLY WHEN I

532
00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:14,433
FIRST START THE CAR.

533
00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:15,667
>> OH, WHEN YOU FIRST START THE

534
00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:16,467
CAR, THEY SQUEAK?

535
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,167
>> BUT THEN IT STOPS.

536
00:11:18,167 --> 00:11:19,733
>> IT DOES STOP. OKAY.

537
00:11:19,733 --> 00:11:21,500
ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE HERE.

538
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:22,700
I'M GONNA JUST OPEN UP

539
00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:23,667
THE GLOVE BOX.

540
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,500
DO YOU HAVE THE MANUAL IN HERE?

541
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,267
OKAY.

542
00:11:26,267 --> 00:11:29,067
AND USUALLY --

543
00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,267
OOPS.

544
00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:34,500
IS THAT YOUR -- IS THAT OKAY?

545
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,833
>> AN EGG? OH, I KNOW, HE --

546
00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:37,800
>> HUH?

547
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:38,800
>> MY BOYFRIEND.

548
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:39,633
>> YOUR BOYFRIEND?

549
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:40,933
>> PLAYED A TRICK ON ME.

550
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:41,667
>> HE DID?

551
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,367
>> HE HAD EGGS ALL IN MY CAR.

552
00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:45,167
THEY WERE ALL HARD-BOILED EGGS.

553
00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:45,833
>> REALLY?

554
00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:46,367
>> YEAH.

555
00:11:46,367 --> 00:11:47,533
>> OH, MY GOSH, YOU SCARED ME

556
00:11:47,533 --> 00:11:48,067
BECAUSE --

557
00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:49,300
>> YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A BIRD OR

558
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:49,833
SOMETHING?

559
00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:50,667
>> NO, NO, NO.

560
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:53,133
WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF EGGS'

561
00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:53,667
SHELLS.

562
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,267
WE'VE HAD A LOT OF EGGSHELLS

563
00:11:55,267 --> 00:11:56,400
SHOWING UP IN CARS.

564
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:56,967
>> NUH-UH.

565
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,433
>> IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE.

566
00:11:58,433 --> 00:11:59,533
WE'LL JUST DO A QUICK LITTLE

567
00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:00,067
CHECK.

568
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,367
BUT YOU DEFINITELY THINK THAT

569
00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,733
SOMEONE PUT THAT IN THERE?

570
00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:06,400
>> I MEAN, HE HAD TO BECAUSE...

571
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:10,433
>> LET ME CHECK, JUST IN CASE.

572
00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:11,567
>> DOES THAT MEAN A BIRD'S IN

573
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:12,133
THERE?

574
00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:13,367
>> NO, NO, THEY HAVE A WHOLE --

575
00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:14,900
JUST WITH THE NEW GASOLINE.

576
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,967
I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.

577
00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:16,333
>> OH.

578
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:17,367
>> LET ME TAKE A LOOK OVER HERE.

579
00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:18,300
HERE. HOLD THAT FOR ME.

580
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:20,500
CAN YOU? YEAH.

581
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,800
>> OH, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

582
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,600
>> WHAT IS IT?

583
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,067
>> YEAH.

584
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,167
>> [ GASPS ] IT'S A BIRD?

585
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,667
>> NO, NO, NO. IT'S JUST...

586
00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:29,533
>> [ GASPS ]

587
00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:32,500
>> YEAH, IT'S SOME SHEDDING.

588
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,467
THIS JUST...

589
00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:34,467
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

590
00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:35,200
DON'T EVEN WORRY.

591
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,333
I'LL DO A FULL INSPECTION.

592
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:37,567
>> YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

593
00:12:37,567 --> 00:12:38,767
>> JUST THIS -- JUST THIS --

594
00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:40,267
USUALLY, IT'S JUST THE SHELLS

595
00:12:40,267 --> 00:12:42,367
AND THE -- AND THE SHEDDINGS.

596
00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:43,567
YOU'LL BE -- YOU'LL BE FINE,

597
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:43,933
YEAH.

598
00:12:43,933 --> 00:12:45,100
>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PLASTIC

599
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:45,600
EGG.

600
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,967
THAT WAS A REAL EGG?

601
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,667
>> UH, YEAH, THAT'S REAL.

602
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,400
>> OH, MY GOSH.

603
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,067
>> YEAH, YEAH.

604
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,100
>> THAT'S SO SCARY.

605
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:51,700
>> ALL RIGHT.

606
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:54,300
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

607
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,467
>> I'M SCARED NOW.

608
00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:56,367
>> NO, DON'T BE SCARED.

609
00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:57,300
DON'T BE SCARED.

610
00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:58,633
WE HAD A LOT OF IT HAPPEN.

611
00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:00,600
I WOULDN'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.

612
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,867
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE BEEN

613
00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:03,533
IN YOUR TRUNK?

614
00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,067
>> [ SCREAMS ]

615
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,767
>> WHOA. OKAY. [BLEEP]

616
00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:09,333
NOT A PROBLEM.

617
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:09,967
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

618
00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:11,167
>> HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

619
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,167
HOW IN THE WORLD DID THAT

620
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:12,667
HAPPEN?

621
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,200
>> THAT'S -- OKAY, WOW, THAT IS

622
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:14,967
BIG.

623
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:15,800
WOW.

624
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,800
>> YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

625
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,867
>> NO, NO. YEAH.

626
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,700
>> I WAS JUST IN THAT TRUNK LAST

627
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:22,233
NIGHT.

628
00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:23,600
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

629
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:24,967
THE GASOLINE THESE DAYS -- IT

630
00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:26,400
HAS, YOU KNOW, 10% OF IT IS

631
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,933
ETHANOL, WHICH IS CORN-BASED.

632
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:29,633
>> UH-HUH.

633
00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:30,700
>> SO THE SM-- DO YOU PARK IT

634
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,200
OUTSIDE?

635
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:31,767
>> YEAH.

636
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,067
>> SNAKES LIKE THIS -- I MEAN,

637
00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:34,367
THEY EAT CORN, SO THAT'S HOW

638
00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:35,167
THEY SURVIVE.

639
00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:38,067
>> YOU -- THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

640
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,100
>> I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT, BUT

641
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,167
WHEN YOU SAID THAT THEY WERE

642
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:40,833
SCREECHING...

643
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:41,233
>> UH-HUH.

644
00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:42,467
>> THE BRAKES WERE SCREECHING

645
00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:44,100
AND THEN STOPPING, IT'S --

646
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,867
THAT'S HIM.

647
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,467
THAT'S THE SNAKE.

648
00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:49,233
YOU'RE SCARING HIM BACK INTO THE

649
00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:50,467
UNDERCARRIAGE.

650
00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:52,100
>> HOW IN THE WORLD IS HE THAT

651
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:52,767
BIG?

652
00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:54,067
>> HONESTLY, HE'S HAD TO HAVE

653
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,367
BEEN IN THERE FOR A LONG TIME.

654
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,333
>> OH...MY...GOD.

655
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:59,433
>> YOU KNOW?

656
00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:00,133
YEAH.

657
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:00,833
[ SNAKE HISSES ]

658
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:01,633
WHOA! OH, THERE, YEAH.

659
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:02,767
I DON'T WANT HIM TO GET STUCK

660
00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:03,533
UNDERNEATH THERE.

661
00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:04,667
THAT'S HOW HE'S GOING UNDER.

662
00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:05,767
>> THAT'S HOW HE GOES UNDER?

663
00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:06,700
>> YEAH, HE'LL GO UNDER

664
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:07,733
IN THERE.

665
00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:08,633
HERE, LET ME --

666
00:14:08,633 --> 00:14:09,800
>> DON'T -- DON'T PICK HIM UP.

667
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,767
>> NO, THEY'RE DOCILE.

668
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:11,300
I WOULDN'T --

669
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,533
>> OOH, DON'T PUT IT NEAR ME.

670
00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:15,267
>> YEAH, I DON'T THINK THE

671
00:14:15,267 --> 00:14:16,600
PATROL'S OPEN.

672
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,900
THEY'RE ONLY OPEN ON WEDNESDAYS

673
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,267
IS THE THING, SO I CAN LEAVE HIM

674
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:20,700
IN HERE UNTIL --

675
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,433
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

676
00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:22,500
>> YEAH, I'LL LEAVE HIM IN HERE,

677
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,500
AND THEN DO YOU WANT TO COME

678
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,967
BACK ON WEDNESDAY, AND I'LL...

679
00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,533
>> I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DRIVE

680
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,400
HIM HOME.

681
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,067
HE'S FREE-RANGE.

682
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:32,700
>> YEAH, IT'S ALBINO CORN VIPER.

683
00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:34,400
>> OH, MY GOSH.

684
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,267
>> YEAH, HONESTLY --

685
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:36,400
>> THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING

686
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,500
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

687
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,300
>> REALLY?

688
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,767
OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, AND

689
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,067
I'LL SEE IF I CAN RING MY

690
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:43,333
SUPERVISOR.

691
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:44,233
>> HEY, BABY.

692
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:46,067
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE SCARED,

693
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:46,500
OKAY?

694
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,233
WE WERE DOING THE WALK-THROUGH,

695
00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:51,133
AND YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT

696
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:53,800
THEY FOUND IN MY CAR.

697
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,700
A SNAKE.

698
00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:58,267
BABY, THIS IS NO SMALL GARDEN

699
00:14:58,267 --> 00:14:58,900
SNAKE.

700
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:01,867
WHEN I SAY HUGE, HE'S 7 FOOT,

701
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:02,833
AND HE'S YELLOW.

702
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:07,067
IT'S A YELLOW ALBINO CORN SNAKE.

703
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:07,833
>> YOU OKAY?

704
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,067
>> HE SAID I NEED TO TRADE MY

705
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:10,100
CAR IN.

706
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,900
>> I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND, 'CAUSE

707
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,067
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE A FEAR OF

708
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:14,067
SNAKES AND STUFF, BUT,

709
00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:14,633
HONESTLY --

710
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:15,100
>> WELL, YEAH.

711
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,200
>> [ CHUCKLES ] FOR AS LONG AS

712
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,400
I'VE WORKED HERE, ESPECIALLY --

713
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,633
>> BUT WHERE'D THE EGG COME

714
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:19,100
FROM?

715
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,700
>> IT PROBABLY LAID BABIES.

716
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:21,600
>> EXACTLY.

717
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,067
>> YEAH.

718
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:24,267
>> LAID BABIES IN MY CAR.

719
00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:26,733
WHO DO THEY EVEN CALL FOR THIS?

720
00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:28,667
>> THE ALBINO CORN SNAKE VIPER

721
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:29,367
PATROL.

722
00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:29,900
>> [ LAUGHS ]

723
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,067
THEY HAVE THEIR OWN PATROL?

724
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:32,233
>> NOW THEY DO, AFTER LAST

725
00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:33,133
SUMMER.

726
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,133
>> OH.

727
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,233
THE VIPER CORN SNAKE PATROL.

728
00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:36,933
>> ALBINO...

729
00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:38,200
>> ALBINO...

730
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,200
>> ...VIPER...

731
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,067
>> ...VIPER...

732
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:40,700
>> ...CORN SNAKE...

733
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:41,400
>> ...CORN SNAKE...

734
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,167
>> ...PATROL.

735
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:42,933
>> ...PATROL.

736
00:15:42,933 --> 00:15:44,633
**

737
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:50,100
>> OKAY, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

738
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,400
WE GET TO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY

739
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:51,800
HERE?

740
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,900
AHOY!

741
00:15:55,733 --> 00:15:56,900
THEY'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M

742
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,433
CRAZY.

743
00:15:58,433 --> 00:15:58,933
OH, HEY.

744
00:15:58,933 --> 00:16:00,200
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

745
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:00,800
>> ARE YOU HELPING?

746
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:01,433
>> YEAH.

747
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:02,533
>> ALL RIGHT.

748
00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:03,733
THE OWNERS -- THEY GOT A LOT

749
00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,433
OF PEOPLE WHO, LIKE, OWN BOATS

750
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:06,067
IN THIS SECTION.

751
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:06,400
>> YEAH.

752
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,067
>> SO THEY HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE

753
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,333
WHO JUST, LIKE, HIRED GUYS LIKE

754
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,733
US TO, LIKE, CLEAN THEIR BOATS

755
00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,567
AND POLISH THEM AND WAX THEM AND

756
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:13,200
STUFF.

757
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,433
SO THIS MORNING, I'VE JUST BEEN

758
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:15,500
LIKE -- I DID ALL THESE

759
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,933
BOATS OVER HERE, THE FIBERGLASS

760
00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:18,667
ONES -- I PUT IT ON EVERYTHING.

761
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,067
THEY SAY YOU PUT A THIN COAT OF

762
00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:20,533
THIS STUFF.

763
00:16:20,533 --> 00:16:21,067
IT REEKS.

764
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,100
I'VE BEEN THROWING THEM AWAY.

765
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:22,667
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

766
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:23,767
>> AND THEN YOU ACTIVATE IT WITH

767
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:24,167
WATER.

768
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:24,567
>> OKAY.

769
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:25,600
>> JUST SPRAY THE WATER ON IT

770
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,233
AND ACTIVATE IT.

771
00:16:26,233 --> 00:16:29,167
SO I'LL SHOW YOU HOW WE DO THAT.

772
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:31,367
HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.

773
00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:33,067
ALL RIGHT.

774
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:35,067
OKAY. THAT'S LOCKED GOOD, RIGHT?

775
00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:35,933
>> YEAH.

776
00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:38,067
>> OKAY. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

777
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:38,933
OKAY.

778
00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:40,633
SO, ONCE I GET THAT COAT ON

779
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:44,667
EVERYTHING, I...

780
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,067
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

781
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,833
THERE IT IS. YEAH.

782
00:16:51,267 --> 00:16:52,600
HAVE YOU EVER USED A PRESSURE

783
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:53,067
WASHER?

784
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:53,467
>> YEAH.

785
00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:54,667
>> ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'LL KNOW HOW

786
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:55,133
TO DO IT.

787
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:56,300
HERE. YOU WANT TO DO THAT SIDE?

788
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,567
>> YEAH.

789
00:16:58,567 --> 00:16:59,833
>> USUALLY, 'CAUSE THE WIND'S

790
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:01,233
BLOWING, JUST ONE STRONG BLAST

791
00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:03,400
OVER THERE -- JUST HOLD IT DOWN,

792
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,967
AND IT'LL ALL KIND OF BLOW OVER.

793
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:06,067
>> YEAH.

794
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,067
>> YEAH.

795
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:07,933
>> ALL RIGHT.

796
00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:09,500
>> YEAH, AND GET THE OAR, TOO.

797
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,067
MAKE SURE...

798
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:12,833
DON'T FLIP...

799
00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:14,800
HERE. BACK UP. I'LL DO IT HERE.

800
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,167
WE'LL FLIP THIS AND DO -- GET

801
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,267
THAT SIDE.

802
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,733
>> OH, YOU HIT THIS THING, TOO?

803
00:17:19,733 --> 00:17:22,233
>> YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.

804
00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:23,667
YEAH, GOOD.

805
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:27,767
OKAY. PUT THAT BACK ON THERE.

806
00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:29,200
TURN IF OFF LIKE THAT. GOOD.

807
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,367
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]

808
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:32,100
OKAY. AND IF YOU COULD, JUST PUT

809
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,067
THAT STUFF UP THERE.

810
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:34,100
>> YEAH. WHAT -- RIGHT HERE?

811
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,367
>> YEAH.

812
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,200
AND THEN, WITH THE WOOD STUFF'S

813
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,833
NOT -- IT'S NOT THAT SUNNY, BUT

814
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,100
WOOD STUFF'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GET

815
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,367
THAT MUCH OF, LIKE, DIRECT

816
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:41,967
SUNLIGHT.

817
00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:42,500
>> MM-HMM.

818
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,600
>> SO I COVER THE WOOD STUFF UP

819
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,967
WHILE THAT SETS -- LIKE THAT.

820
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:52,233
YEAH, CAN I HAVE A RAG?

821
00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:53,867
GOSH, IT, LIKE, BURNS MY HANDS.

822
00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:54,400
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

823
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,467
>> HERE. I LIKE TO WIPE IT OFF

824
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:57,133
IN BETWEEN.

825
00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:58,633
CAN YOU PUT THAT UP THERE?

826
00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:00,333
SO DO -- IS IT, LIKE --

827
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,900
OH, MY GOSH.

828
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:02,067
DUDE.

829
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:03,300
DUDE.

830
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,500
>> WHAT?

831
00:18:09,967 --> 00:18:11,267
DID YOU JUST SHRINK SOMEONE'S

832
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:11,633
BOAT?

833
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,633
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, DUDE.

834
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,067
>> I KNOW.

835
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:15,833
>> WHAT DO I DO?

836
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,067
>> [ Chuckling ] I DON'T --

837
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,067
I HAVE NO CLUE.

838
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:19,867
HOW DID THAT THING JUST SHRINK

839
00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:20,767
LIKE THAT?

840
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,733
>> THIS STUFF IS MADE FOR

841
00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:23,533
FIBERGLASS.

842
00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:26,533
>> DOES IT GET BIGGER EVER?

843
00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:28,633
>> I DON'T KNOW.

844
00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:30,233
>> DO YOU WANT TO RADIO IN?

845
00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:31,367
>> I DON'T WANT RADIO IN, NO,

846
00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:32,467
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GET IN

847
00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:33,067
TROUBLE.

848
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:34,433
>> YEAH, BUT I DON'T THINK

849
00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:35,933
THERE'S REALLY ANY WAY AROUND

850
00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:37,433
THIS.

851
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:38,800
I'M NOT TRYING TO LAUGH, DUDE,

852
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,233
BUT, OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE

853
00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:40,900
THAT HAPPENED.

854
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,200
>> DUDE, I'M GONNA SAY YOU DID

855
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:42,767
IT.

856
00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:44,800
>> NO!

857
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,933
NO WAY.

858
00:18:45,933 --> 00:18:47,533
>> YOU HELPED, THOUGH -- LIKE,

859
00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:48,600
YOU HELPED WITH IT.

860
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,067
>> I DIDN'T PUT ANY OF THAT

861
00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:51,400
STUFF ON THERE.

862
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,300
YEAH, I'M TELLING YOU.

863
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,333
YOU GOT TO CALL SOMEBODY.

864
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:53,967
>> REALLY?

865
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,067
>> YEAH.

866
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,333
>> ARE YOU GONNA SAY YOU HELPED

867
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,800
WITH IT OR NO?

868
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,433
>> I MEAN, IF YOU WANT ME TO.

869
00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:01,767
>> ALL RIGHT.

870
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,167
>> BUT [CHUCKLES] ALL I DID WAS

871
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:04,967
SPRAY IT.

872
00:19:04,967 --> 00:19:06,267
>> WELL, THAT'S WHAT DID IT,

873
00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:06,733
THOUGH.

874
00:19:06,733 --> 00:19:09,967
>> YEAH, BUT, I MEAN [BLEEP]

875
00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:13,067
>> YEAH.

876
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,433
>> I HAD NO CLUE, OR I WOULDN'T

877
00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:15,700
HAVE [BLEEP] DONE THAT.

878
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,633
>> I -- ME, NEITHER.

879
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:17,367
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

880
00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:18,333
I DIDN'T -- HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO

881
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:18,667
KNOW?

882
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,200
LIKE, I DON'T DO THIS.

883
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,067
>> I'M TELLING YOU.

884
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:21,700
CALL SOMEBODY.

885
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:22,300
>> REALLY?

886
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,267
>> YEAH, YOU GOT TO.

887
00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:24,100
>> OKAY, UH --

888
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,533
>> THIS IS BAD.

889
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:28,600
>> YEAH, IT IS BAD.

890
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,400
DUDE.

891
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,100
OH, SEE, IT SAYS RIGHT HERE.

892
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,533
YEAH, "USE ON ANYTHING OTHER

893
00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:33,867
THAN FIBERGLASS CAN CAUSE

894
00:19:33,867 --> 00:19:36,567
'THE CARBONARO EFFECT.'"

895
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:37,733
>> YEAH, CALL SOMEBODY.

896
00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:38,900
THIS, LIKE...

897
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,067
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

898
00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:41,867
>> I'M ASSUMING IT'S THAT.

899
00:19:41,867 --> 00:19:42,767
>> YEAH?

900
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:43,367
>> YEAH.

901
00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:44,567
>> "THE CARBONARO EFFECT" IS THE

902
00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:48,100
NAME OF A HIDDEN-CAMERA MAGIC

903
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,267
TV SHOW.

904
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,600
LIKE THE ONE YOU'RE ON RIGHT

905
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,767
NOW.

906
00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:55,733
>> NO WAY.

907
00:19:55,733 --> 00:19:56,267
>> DUDE.

908
00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:57,833
>> [ Laughing ] NO WAY.

909
00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:58,933
>> YES.

910
00:19:58,933 --> 00:19:59,467
>> NO.

911
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,367
>> DUDE, I'M MICHAEL CARBONARO.

912
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,433
I'M A MAGICIAN.

913
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:03,133
>> NO WAY.

914
00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:04,200
>> YES. YES, YES.

915
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,467
>> NO WAY. IS THIS TRUE?

916
00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:07,400
>> IT'S TRUE.

917
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,500
>> NO.

918
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,300
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]