>> OH, MY GOD!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> THAT'S WEIRD.
>> YOU'RE COMPLETELY BLOWING MY
MIND.
>> THIS IS
"THE CARBONARO EFFECT."
>> ALL RIGHT, I AM A DENTIST.
I CAN DO IT. THIS IS GOOD.
THIS IS A HIGHLY ADVANCED DENTAL
OFFICE.
THIS IS GOOD.
THIS IS A VIRTUAL-REALITY
DENTIST.
[ IMITATES LASERS FIRING ]
PROFESSIONAL.
I CAN DO THIS.
HAVE YOU HAD ANY DENTAL WORK
DONE, FILLINGS OR --
>> YES.
>> YEAH?
HOW MANY FILLINGS DO YOU HAVE?
>> I THINK LIKE EIGHT.
>> EIGHT FILLINGS. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST HAVE A
LITTLE LOOK IN THERE.
JUST LEAN YOUR HEAD BACK. GOOD.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD AND OPEN UP.
GOOD.
THIS WAY. OKAY.
JUST LIKE THAT.
[ STATIC CRACKLING ]
THERE WAS SORT OF LIKE A LITTLE
BIT OF A --
>> MAYBE LIKE STATIC OR
SOMETHING?
>> YEAH, A LITTLE BIT OF A
STATIC SOUND?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU DO HEAR THAT?
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY.
'CAUSE I HAD THAT -- WHEN I WAS
A KID, I HAD BRACES, AND I WAS
HEARING, YOU KNOW, SORT OF LIKE
A LITTLE BIT OF A STATIC SOUND.
AND MY DENTIST COULDN'T HEAR IT.
>> REALLY?
>> THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU IF YOU
HEAR IT.
>> THAT'S CRAZY.
>> BUT YOU DO HEAR IT?
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY.
I'M GONNA PUT THIS TO YOUR
FILLING, AND THEN I'M GONNA
TOUCH THIS TO THE TOP OF IT TO
JUST SEE IF I CAN AMPLIFY IT
EVEN MORE.
>> OKAY.
>> SEE IF YOU CAN HEAR ANYTHING.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
RIGHT -- RIGHT IN THERE.
AND THEN WE HEARD IT HERE.
[ STATIC CRACKLING ]
A LITTLE BIT.
[ RADIO CHATTER ]
[ STATIC CRACKLING ]
YEAH.
[ RADIO CHATTER ]
YEAH.
>> I HEARD LIKE SOMEONE TALKING.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> THAT I'M NOT HEARING.
I'M HEARING A BUZZ.
>> LIKE A WALKIE-TALKIE.
THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE.
>> REALLY? OKAY.
>> YEAH.
>> HOLD ON A MINUTE.
TELL ME IF YOU CAN HEAR ANYTHING
CLEARLY.
HOLD ON A MINUTE.
I'M GONNA PUT THIS AND TWO.
>> GOOD LUCK. [ LAUGHS ]
>> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS -- THIS IS A
LITTLE OUT OF PROCEDURE, BY THE
WAY, I SHOULD JUST MENTION, BUT
I'M VERY CURIOUS.
>> I AM, TOO.
>> OKAY. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
>> THAT HERE. REST THAT HERE.
AND JUST TOUCH THESE TWO TO HERE
LIKE THIS.
[ STATIC CRACKLING ]
[ RADIO CHATTER ]
OKAY.
YEAH, I FEEL, LIKE, A BUZZ.
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ RADIO CHATTER ]
[ MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING ]
DO YOU FEEL ANYTHING?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> ARE YOU FEELING THAT BUZZ?
YOU OKAY?
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
>> [ LAUGHING ]
OH, MY GOD.
>> WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
OH, MY GOSH, TELL ME. TELL ME.
>> I HEARD LIKE MARIACHI MUSIC.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> [ Laughing ] YEAH.
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> YES.
>> YOU HEARD MUSIC?
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]
>> WHAT? CLEARLY?
>> I SWEAR TO GOD.
>> LIKE, WHAT --
>> I DON'T KNOW.
AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE
SOME KIND OF CLASSICAL MUSIC,
BUT THEN IT TURNED INTO SOME
KIND OF CRAZY MARIACHI.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> WHAT? ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS?
>> I'M DEAD SERIOUS.
I SWEAR TO GOD.
>> LIKE, WHERE WAS THE MUSIC
COMING FROM?
>> I GUESS LIKE CLOSE TO MY
MOUTH, IN MY MOUTH.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> COMING FROM YOUR MOUTH?
>> SORT OF, I GUESS.
YOU GOT TO PUT YOUR EAR REAL
CLOSE.
>> REALLY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> OKAY. I'LL DO IT.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> CAN I?
>> SURE.
>> OKAY. OKAY. YOU GOT IT.
MAYBE I'LL TRY MORE TOOLS, SEE
IF WE CAN REALLY PICK UP -- THEY
EACH HAVE A CHANCE TO GRAB A
SEPARATE CHANNEL.
OKAY?
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> I'M GONNA USE THIS.
>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE LIKE FOUR
DIFFERENT CHANNELS GOING ON IN
MY HEAD.
>> OKAY. OPEN UP. OKAY.
TOUCH RIGHT TO THERE.
YEAH, THAT'S WHERE I GOT THE
BEST.
THAT'S WHERE I FELT THE -- I
SEE -- I CAN ALREADY FEEL A
LITTLE BUZZ RIGHT THERE.
AND THEN...HERE.
[ STATIC CRACKLING ]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
I CAN KIND OF HEAR SOMETHING
THERE.
>> M.C. 103.7 F.M. -- ALL MUSIC,
ALL DAY.
>> SO, NOW I'M HEARING A VOICE.
>> ...TO OUR 100th CALLER...
>> I CAN HEAR THAT.
>> ...TO WIN OUR ULTIMATE PRIZE
PACK.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> YOU'RE LIVE ON THE AIR.
ONCE AGAIN, THE TRIVIA
QUESTION...
>> ARE YOU TRIVIA PERSON?
>> ...IS "HOW MANY DIMPLES ARE
ON A GOLF BALL?"
>> I ACTUALLY KNOW THE ANSWER TO
THAT.
ARE YOU HEARING THAT?
>> UH-HUH.
>> I HOPE YOU ACTUALLY DO.
WHAT'S THE ANSWER?
>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
>> YES, I AM.
YOU ARE LIVE ON THE AIR.
HOW MANY DIMPLES ARE ON A GOLF
BALL?
>> 336.
HE'S NOT REALLY TALKING --
>> 336.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME, CALLER 100?
>> MICHAEL.
>> MICHAEL, PACK YOUR BAGS FOR
BERMUDA.
YOU'VE JUST WON THE ULTIMATE...
>> IS HE TALKING TO ME?
COME ON.
>> STAY ON THE LINE WITH US FOR
MO--
>> WE -- HELLO?
[ STATIC CRACKLES ]
HELLO? HELLO?
NO, THERE'S NO WAY HE WAS
JUST --
>> HE SAID "MICHAEL"!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> YOU BETTER CALL THEM BACK.
THEY JUST GAVE YOU A TRIP TO
BERMUDA.
>> SERIOUSLY.
WHAT STATION WAS THAT?
>> OH, GOD, I MISSED IT.
>> OH, MY GOD.
I KNEW THAT ANSWER TO THAT.
>> THEY SAID IT IN THE
BEGINNING.
>> OKAY, LET ME TRY AND FIND OUT
WHO WAS DOING A PRIZE PACK.
HE SAID IT WAS GONNA BE A TRIP.
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY, OKAY.
RINSE, AND WE'LL GET ANOTHER
SIGNAL.
I'LL BE -- OH, I'LL BE RIGHT
BACK.
OKAY.
**
>> HOW LONG AGO WAS THAT FILLING
FILLED OVER HERE, THE NUMBER 20?
THE LEFT SIDE THERE.
>> THE LEFT SIDE?
>> YEAH.
>> LIKE WHEN I WAS 12.
>> REALLY?
>> 11 OR 12, SOMETHING LIKE
THAT.
>> LET ME SEE THAT AGAIN.
LOOKS ALMOST LIKE THERE'S A
LITTLE BIT -- I DON'T KNOW IF
IT'S CHIPPING OR WHAT.
THERE'S A LITTLE BIT POPPING UP.
DO YOU FEEL THAT WITH YOUR
TONGUE?
THERE'S SORT OF A LITTLE BIT
PROTRUDING.
IT ACTUALLY, HONESTLY, LOOKS
LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF ORTHODONTIC
WORK, LIKE A PIECE OF WIRE IS
THERE.
DID YOU HAVE BRACES OR --
>> MNH-MNH.
>> REALLY?
>> MM-HMM.
>> OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A
LITTLE -- LET ME HAVE YOU SIT UP
A LITTLE BIT HERE.
HERE WE GO. AND OPEN UP AGAIN.
YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
SEE I GOT THIS RIGHT HERE?
>> UH-HUH.
>> I'M JUST GONNA USE THE TIP OF
THESE, AND I'M JUST SEE IF I CAN
KIND OF HIT THAT.
IT'S A LITTLE PIECE OF WIRE.
AND IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT
STRANGE.
I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER SEEN...
OH.
I GOT IT. WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
>> I HAVE NO IDEA.
>> DID YOU FEEL THAT IN THERE?
>> UNH-UNH.
>> THIS IS THE WIRE I WAS
TALKING ABOUT.
IT WAS PULLING UP.
>> WHY IS IT BLINKING?
>> WELL, THIS IS AN ORAL
TRACKER.
YEAH, THEY'RE MEANT TO BE
HIDDEN, YOU KNOW, DEEP DOWN
INSIDE.
SOMETIMES IT'S USED AS LIKE --
>> WHAT IS IT FOR, THOUGH?
LIKE...
>> WELL, THEY CAN STORE THINGS
INSIDE OF IT, LIKE INFORMATION
OR PLANS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
OR, LIKE, GOVERNMENT STUFF
THEY'VE USED IT, BUT IT HASN'T
BEEN FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.
THE OTHER ONE IS THAT PEOPLE IN
RECENT YEARS -- BUT YOU SAID
THIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE 12 --
THEY USED IT KIND OF AS A
TRACKING DEVICE.
DOES ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY,
LIKE, HAVE ANY TIES TO, LIKE,
FBI OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
>> MNH-MNH.
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY,
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WITH
THAT.
>> YEAH.
IF YOU HAVE, LIKE, SOMETHING TO
SEE REALLY CLOSELY, YOU CAN --
THERE'S A LITTLE SERIAL NUMBER
AT THE BOTTOM HERE...
>> MM-HMM.
>> ...RIGHT ON THE LINE THERE.
I'M GONNA TOUCH THAT LIGHT,
AND...
>> OKAY.
[ BEEPING ]
WHOOPS.
OH, SHOOT.
OKAY, THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN
BEFORE.
>> OKAY. [ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S REALLY STRANGE.
>> YEAH, THAT'S WEIRD.
HOLD ON.
LET ME JUST STOP THAT AGAIN.
[ BEEPING INTENSIFIES ]
I'M JUST NERVOUS THAT IT'S
BEEPING.
CAN I GET IT AWAY FROM US?
>> YEAH, PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.
>> OKAY.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
>> OKAY, ARE YOU TELLING ME THE
TRUTH?
>> [ LAUGHS ] I'M DEAD SERIOUS.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL
THAT WAS.
LIKE, I'M FREAKING OUT RIGHT
NOW.
>> NOW, IF YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
I'D APPRECIATE IF YOU WOULD
TELL ME.
>> I'M BEING DEAD SERIOUS.
I'M HONEST.
>> OKAY.
>> I'M HONEST WITH YOU.
I WOULD NOT -- I'M NOT GONNA LIE
ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> OKAY.
YEAH, I'LL SHOW YOU HERE.
>> AND WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?
>> HERE.
IT'S CALLED A BITE IMPLEMENTED
ORAL TRACKING DEVICE, AND WHAT
HAPPENS IS THAT YOU BITE, AND IT
WOULD WEDGE IN BETWEEN YOUR
TEETH.
>> THAT'S REALLY WEIRD.
>> YEAH, THIS WOULD BE YOUR
FIRST, YOU KNOW, NON-TRACK DAY
SINCE YOU WERE 12, REALLY.
>> YEAH, THAT'S -- IT'S REALLY
WEIRD.
>> YEAH.
I DO NEED TO MAKE A QUICK LITTLE
REPORT TO MY SUPERIOR ABOUT
THIS.
NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT.
I WILL BE BACK, AND, UH --
NOT A PROBLEM.
I WILL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?
>> OKAY. I'M FREAKING OUT NOW.
>> OKAY, SO, WE'RE APPRAISING
ART?
IS THAT WHAT IT IS?
I HAVE MY -- THIS SAYS
"APPRAISAL WORKSHEET."
THAT'S LEGIT.
AND MY PAINTBRUSHES AND CHISELS
AND BATH TOWEL.
I'M READY.
I LOOK LIKE AN OFFICIAL
APPRAISER.
BRING ME YOUR ART.
HELLO.
>> HEY. HOW'S IT GOING?
>> HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> YOU DOING AN APPRAISAL?
>> YES.
>> OH, GREAT.
HERE. COME ON OVER HERE.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
MICHAEL.
>> MILTON.
>> MILTON, NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL PUT ON MY
GLOVES HERE, AND WE'LL TAKE A
LOOK AT WHAT WE GOT.
YOU HAVING A GOOD DAY?
>> OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
EVERY DAY IS A GOOD DAY.
>> OH, GOOD. THAT'S RIGHT.
WOW.
AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD IT?
>> IT'S BEEN ABOUT A YEAR.
>> ABOUT A YEAR? OKAY?
HERE WE GO.
I'M GONNA LIFT THIS UP, PUT IT
DOWN HERE.
WILL YOU MOVE THE BOX OUT OF THE
WAY?
>> SURE. SURE. YEAH.
IT'S A LITTLE...
>> OH, THAT'S OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
COME RIGHT IN FRONT SO YOU CAN
SEE THE PROFILE HERE.
THIS LOOKS LIKE -- I WOULD SAY
THIS CAME FROM ARIZONA.
>> MM-HMM.
>> DID YOU KNOW THAT?
>> I DIDN'T KNOW.
>> YES.
I WOULD SAY THAT THIS IS
PROBABLY ABOUT 150 YEARS OLD.
AND IT'S CLAY, SO IT DOES ABSORB
MOISTURE.
>> MM-HMM.
>> AND WE HAD SOME RAIN THIS
WEEKEND.
WHERE WERE YOU KEEPING IT THIS
WEEKEND?
>> IT WAS INSIDE THE HOME, LIKE
IN -- YOU SAY, LIKE, IN MY
LITTLE AREA, DINING ROOM AREA.
>> OH, OKAY.
AND THAT'S WHERE IT JUST WOULD
GENERALLY STAY?
>> MM-HMM.
>> OH, OKAY.
IT'S IN REMARKABLY GOOD
CONDITION.
THE THING IS, THEY'RE NOT WORTH
A LOT OF MONEY, ODDLY ENOUGH,
BECAUSE IT WASN'T SO MUCH ABOUT
KEEPING ONE INTACT, BUT IT WAS
WHAT THEY WOULD DO -- AND IT
DEPENDS ON WHETHER OR NOT -- AND
I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A LITTLE BIT
OF A LISTEN HERE.
[ LIGHT TAPPING ]
YEAH, IT DOES SOUND KIND OF
HOLLOW.
[ LIGHT TAPPING ]
YOU KNOW, THEY WOULD FILL THEM
WITH VARIOUS GIFTS.
>> MM-HMM.
>> AND SOMETIMES THEY WOULD EVEN
HIDE TREASURES INSIDE OF THEM.
>> OKAY.
>> SO, REALLY, WHEN IT COMES TO
APPRAISING AND FINDING WHETHER
OR NOT IT'S WORTH A LOT, IS
TO -- TO FIND OUT WHAT'S INSIDE
OF IT.
SO [CHUCKLES] THAT WOULD BE UP
TO YOU.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> I MEAN, IT HAS A LITTLE -- IF
I CAN JUST TAKE A LITTLE TAP
HERE.
OH. YEP.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LOOK -- SEE HOW HOLLOW THAT WAS
RIGHT THERE?
OH. WHOOPS.
OH, THERE WE GO. OKAY.
YEAH.
LET'S SEE WHAT'S INSIDE HERE.
OH.
[ BIRD CLUCKING ]
WOW.
>> WOW.
I'M SCARED OF IT.
>> NO, DON'T BE SCARED.
I HAVE READ ABOUT THIS.
THIS IS A SOUTHWESTERN HARVEST
BIRD.
[ BIRD CLUCKING ]
WHAT THEY WOULD DO -- A LOT OF
THEM, IF THEY DIDN'T FILL IT
WITH JEWELS, THEY WOULD FILL IT
WITH AN EGG.
YOU KNOW, THEY'D PUT AN EGG ON
THE INSIDE TO SYMBOLIZE
PROSPERITY.
LOOK AT THAT.
THAT IS SOMETHING ELSE.
I'VE NEVER SEEN...
>> OH, MY GOD. IT'S A BEAUTY.
>> IT IS A BEAUTY.
>> BUT I DON'T WANT TOUCH IT.
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO TOUCH IT?
>> I'M LIKE -- I'M SCARED.
>> OH, DON'T BE SCARED.
OH, LOOK AT HIM.
>> AWW.
HE'S PROBABLY TI-- YOU KNOW,
HE'S BEEN COOPED UP FOR A LONG
TIME.
>> WELL, THIS MUST BE A GIFT
FROM GOD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> THESE ARE EXTINCT.
>> WHAT?!
>> YEAH.
>> THIS IS -- THIS IS TOO MUCH
FOR ME RIGHT NOW.
>> OH, NO, THIS IS TRUE.
I MEAN, THIS IS --
>> THAT'S -- WOW.
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT'S THE NAME OF IT?
A BRAZILIAN --
>> NO, NOT BRAZILIAN.
IT IS A, UM -- THIS IS A NAVAJO
HARVEST BIRD.
YOU'D PROBABLY BE BETTER OFF
LOOKING IT UP UNDER THE ARTIST
KATAYU HAYASUMPRERA.
>> THAT'S JAPANESE.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW --
>> AND I COULD WRITE THAT --
YEAH.
NOW, WHENEVER I HAVE A LIVE
ELEMENT INSIDE OF A SCULPTURE, I
DO HAVE TO FILL OUT A SPECIAL
FORM.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY? CAN YOU HANG TIGHT FOR
JUST A SECOND?
>> SURE.
>> UM, JUST HANG OUT RIGHT HERE
AND I'M GONNA GO GET A SPECIAL
FORM, AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> OKAY, DON'T BE TOO LONG.
>> NO, I WON'T BE TOO LONG.
OKAY, YOU JUST WATCH OVER HIM.
HE'S PROBABLY HAPPY TO BE OUT
AFTER 150 YEARS.
137.
>> 137 YEARS?
>> YES.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
>> O-M-G.
[ BIRD CLUCKING ]
>> HI, I'M ANNA.
>> OH, HEY, ANNA.
MICHAEL. NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> OH, GREAT.
YOU GONNA BE HELPING ME OUT?
>> I AM.
>> OH, WONDERFUL. GOOD.
IT'S GONNA BE NICE TO HAVE AN
EXTRA SET OF HANDS FOR THIS.
>> OKAY. YEAH.
>> I WAS JUST HANGING UP SOME OF
THE ARTWORK FOR TOMORROW'S
EXHIBITION.
>> OH, COOL.
[ HAMMER TAPPING ]
>> ARE YOU AN ARTIST YOURSELF?
>> I AM NOT, BUT I AM AN
ARTS-MANAGEMENT MAJOR IN THE
COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON.
>> OH, REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY, LET'S LIFT THIS UP.
YOU WANT TO HELP ME OUT WITH
THAT?
>> YEAH.
>> LET'S PUT IT DOWN ON THAT
TABLE FIRST.
YEAH, JUST TO MAKE SURE WE
GOT...
OKAY.
LET'S SEE WHICH...
TRYING TO REMEMBER WHICH WAY.
I ALWAYS GET CONFUSED WHICH WAY
TO HANG THEM, YOU KNOW, UNLESS
THEY MARK IT.
BUT I LOVE THIS GUY'S WORK.
YOU KNOW?
>> YEAH, I LOVE THIS KIND.
>> YEAH, IT KIND OF CREATES
ALMOST A SORT OF VERTIGO.
>> AND IT REALLY ALLOWS YOU TO
THINK ABOUT IT.
>> YEAH. I PAINT THAT WAY.
I TRY TO, AT LEAST.
OH, HERE, I'M GONNA FLIP THIS UP
THIS WAY.
OH, IT SAYS "TOP" RIGHT THERE.
AND THERE IS A WIRE ON IT
ALREADY, SO THAT SHOULD BE GOOD.
YES, PUT IT RIGHT HERE.
AND YOU TELL ME IF IT'S
STRAIGHT.
YEAH, SOMETIMES STANDING BACK IS
THE EASIER WAY TO SEE IF IT
LOOKS.
>> YES. OH, SORRY.
>> LET'S SEE.
>> THAT...
>> YOU JUST LET ME KNOW.
IT'S FUNNY, WHEN I STAND SO
CLOSE TO IT, I GET, LIKE...
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> I GET, LIKE, A DIZZY THING
GOING ON.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU KNOW?
>> WHEN YOU PUT IT UP, IT JUST
SO COMPLETELY CHANGED, THAT I
JUST -- I DON'T KNOW.
>> I ALWAYS FEEL CHANGED,
LOOKING AT THIS GUY.
UM, AND LET ME SEE IF I HAVE
ANOTHER WORK, OKAY?
YOU WANT TO HANG RIGHT HERE?
>> OH, PERFECT.
>> OKAY, SO, I'LL BE -- IF THAT
LOOKS GOOD TO YOU, I'LL BE RIGHT
BACK.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY, WONDERFUL.
**
>> WHAT THE HELL?
>> BREWERY.
[ HICCUPS ]
WE'VE BEEN RE-[HICCUPS]-HEARSING
ALL DAY.
[ BELCHES ]
[ SIGHS ]
YOU GET TO TASTE ANYTHING WHILE
YOU'RE WORKING HERE YET?
>> UH, YEAH, THEY'RE DELICIOUS.
>> THEY'RE GOOD STUFF, RIGHT?
YEAH.
HAVE YOU TRIED THESE BEFORE --
THE QUASIS?
>> NO.
>> OH, YEAH, QUASI WAS THE FIRST
I.P.A. THAT THIS -- THE TAVERN
WAS BUILT OFF OF.
>> OH, COOL.
>> YEAH, QUASIMODO.
AND IT'S, LIKE, A -- IT'S
BELGIAN, AND IT DOESN'T HAVE,
UM, A REGULAR ALCOHOL COUNT OR
SOMETHING.
IT DOESN'T SHOW UP, LIKE, ON A
BREATHALYZER.
>> [ GASPS ] WHAT?
>> YEAH.
>> THAT'S -- WOW.
>> YEAH.
WANT TO TASTE ONE OF THEM?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> OH, YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT WE DO HERE.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU KNOW, WE TASTE THEM.
>> THAT'S GOOD.
>> YEAH. THIS ONE -- I GUESS
THIS ONE COUNTS AS OKAY, 'CAUSE
IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY ALCOHOL.
>> UH-HUH.
BUT THIS IS A FAIRLY NEW
BREWERY, YES?
>> THIS ONE IS.
THIS ONE HERE, YEAH.
>> OKAY.
>> BUT THE ORIGINAL ONE WAS,
LIKE, 1903 -- THE ORIGINAL
THREE TAVERNS.
>> MMM.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> YEAH, IT'S ALMOST LIKE A
CIDER.
>> IT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
>> MM-HMM.
>> IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT
WORMWOOD THING INSIDE ABSINTHE.
>> OH, REALLY?
>> YEAH, IT HAS SOME AFFECT
THAT'S -- I DON'T WANT TO SAY
HALLUCINOGENIC, BUT, LIKE, A,
UH -- IT'S NOT A -- IT'S NOT A
DEPRESSANT.
IT'S A STIMULANT.
>> WOW.
>> YEAH.
>> "DANGEROUSLY DRINKABLE."
>> SEE THAT?
>> IT REALLY IS, THOUGH.
>> YEAH, IT'S GOOD STUFF.
[ SNIFFING ]
YEAH. YOU WANT A WATER TO WASH
THAT DOWN?
>> I'M OKAY.
>> YOU'RE OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GRAB WATER.
ALL RIGHT.
DON'T DRINK THE WHOLE THING.
>> NO, SIR.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
**
[ CLATTER ]
What the [bleep]?
[ TRAPDOOR CREAKS ]
[ TRAPDOOR CLOSES ]
HELLO.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> HOW ARE YOU?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> ALL RIGHT.
MMM.
GLASS IS HERE.
**
>> OH!
FEEL LIKE I JUST SAW A GHOST.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> NO, IT'S JUST -- I WAS,
LIKE -- I JUST TURNED AROUND AND
IT WAS LIKE THAT GUY THAT JUST
CAME FROM THE FLOOR.
THE 00 THE DOOR RIGHT THERE.
>> RIGHT?
THAT DOOR?
>> YEAH.
>> SOME OLD MAN CAME OUT OF
HERE?
>> YES.
>> THIS IS -- THIS ISN'T A DOOR.
THIS IS FOR THE PHOTO SHOOT.
THEY PUT THIS 'CAUSE THE
ORIGINAL FACTORY HAD A -- HAD A
BASEMENT IN IT.
**
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> YEAH, THEY WERE -- THE --
>> NO, BUT HE, LIKE, CAME UP
FROM THE...
I SWEAR TO GOD.
>> WHAT DO YOU...
>> THAT...
>> OH, YOU DRANK THIS WHOLE
THING.
>> NO, I -- NO, I REALLY DIDN'T.
HE CAME UP HERE AND HE...
HE PUT IT ALL IN THE GLASS AND
THEN WALKED AW-- 'CAUSE I ASKED
HIM HOW HE WAS DO...
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, SERIOUSLY?
>> NO, I SWEAR TO GOD, THAT DOOR
CAME UP AND AN OLD MAN CAME OUT.
>> [ Chuckling ] COME ON.
>> I'M NOT LYING.
THE OLD MAN, I SWEAR TO GOD,
JUST PASSED BY HERE.
HE LOOKED JUST LIKE THAT.
>> THAT DUDE HAS BEEN DEAD
SINCE...
>> I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP!
WHAT THE [BLEEP] JUST HAPPENED
HERE?
>> HOLD ON. WAIT A MINUTE.
WERE YOU, LIKE, REALLY LOOKING
AT HIM...
>> YES!
>> ...OR WERE YOU, LIKE, WORKING
AND YOU JUST THOUGHT YOU SAW --
>> NO. WHAT -- I SAW HIM.
HE CAME UP...
[ Sighing ] WOW.
I'M NOT -- SERIOUSLY, I DON'T
KNOW HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO
YOU.
>> THAT'S JUST --
>> AND I DON'T BELIEVE IN
GHOSTS, AND I'M --
>> I DON'T EITHER, AND THAT'S
WHY I'M NOT BELIEVING YOU,
BECAUSE WHAT'S SO FUNNY IS THAT
THEY HAVEN'T MADE THIS SINCE THE
ORIGINAL FOUNDER MADE THIS
STUFF -- EUGENE BERGER.
AND AS SOON AS THEY STARTED
PUTTING THAT IN HERE, WHEN WE
GOT THESE CASES FOR THE FIRST
TIME, SOMEONE WAS LIKE, "I SAW
THE GUY."
I'M LIKE, "STOP IT."
>> I JUST TRIED IT, AND I SAW
HIM.
LIKE, THAT IS SO BIZARRE.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> I SWEAR TO GOD, I SAW HIM.
LIKE, I'M NOT -- I DON'T --
LIKE, WHY WOULD I -- I DON'T
EVEN KNOW HOW I'D EVEN THINK TO
LIE ABOUT THAT.
>> I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM.
WHOA.
>> ISN'T THAT BIZARRE?!
>> YEAH, THAT IS -- THAT'S
LIKE -- THAT'S LIKE
"THE CARBONARO EFFECT."
>> WHAT IS THAT, AGAIN?
>> HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF
THAT -- "THE CARBONARO EFFECT"?
>> NO.
>> NO?
>> CARBONARO?
>> "THE CARBONARO EFFECT."
IT'S THE NAME OF A HIDDEN-CAMERA
MAGIC TV SHOW...
>> [ GASPS ]
>> ...LIKE THE ONE YOU'RE ON
RIGHT NOW.
>> YOU GUYS ARE ASSES.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> YEAH, I KNEW YOU WERE [BLEEP]
WITH ME!
>> COME ON, YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
>> I HAD NO IDEA!
[BLEEP]! DAMN IT!
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
>> I'M SERIOUS.
>> MY NAME IS MICHAEL CARBONARO.
I'M A MAGICIAN.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE ON MY SHOW RIGHT NOW --
"THE CARBONARO EFFECT."
>> OH, MY GOD!
OH [ LAUGHS ]
I'M SITTING HERE LIKE, "I CAN
FINALLY BELIEVE IN GHOSTS"!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
OH, YOU -- WHERE'S THAT OLD MAN?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
**