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>> OH, MY GOD!

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>> [ GASPS ]

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>> THAT'S WEIRD.

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>> YOU'RE COMPLETELY BLOWING MY

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MIND.

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>> THIS IS

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"THE CARBONARO EFFECT."

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>> FEELING LIGHTHEADED.

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>> DOORS!

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>> I THINK MY WIG'S ON TOO

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TIGHT.

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HOW ARE YOU?

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WE'RE DOING FRESH-SQUEEZED

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JUICE.

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>> GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

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>> DOING ALL RIGHT.

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>> HOW ARE YOU?

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>> DO YOU GUYS BUY FRESH --

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>> I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS

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ANOTHER JUICERY PLACE HERE.

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>> WE JUST STARTED.

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WE SELL, LIKE, ALL ORGANIC

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STUFF.

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AND OUR, YOU KNOW, FRUITS AND

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VEGETABLES ARE ORGANIC.

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>> 'CAUSE I KNEW ABOUT THE ONE

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DOWN THE WAY.

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>> YEAH, THERE'S A JUICERY OVER

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THERE, TOO.

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>> I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU GUYS

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WERE HERE.

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>> BUT, NO, YEAH.

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WE COULD GIVE YOU A LITTLE FRESH

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JUICE.

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>> YEAH, WE'LL TASTE IT.

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>> YOU'LL TASTE IT?

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>> YEAH.

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>> JUST A LITTLE TASTE. OKAY.

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GOOD.

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FRESH ORANGE JUICE.

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>> OKAY.

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>> OKAY, UH, AND THIS IS REALLY

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COOL.

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THEY JUST STARTED LETTING ME USE

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THIS.

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THIS IS ONE OF THOSE NEW

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JUICERS.

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>> YES.

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>> FROM CHINA.

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THESE ARE REALLY TOUGH TO FIND.

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>> OH, WOW.

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>> SO, YOU CORE IT OUT?

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>> THAT'S RIGHT.

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>> I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE SUCH

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A THING.

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>> YEAH, IT'S TINY.

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AND IT'S SUPER COOL.

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>> I'VE GOT A BIG ONE, BUT IT'S

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METAL.

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>> YEAH.

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AND YOU PUT -- YOU PUSH IT.

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YOU CAN FEEL THAT.

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IT'S, LIKE, REALLY STRONG INSIDE

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THERE.

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>> YEAH.

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>> OH. WE'LL ALL TRY IT.

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>> YEAH, I COULD BUILD A HOUSE

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ON THAT.

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>> IS THAT RIGHT?

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>> [ CHUCKLES ]

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>> AND THEN IT'LL DO -- LET ME

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SEE IF I CAN GET IT.

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>> OH, YOU'RE GONNA DO IT

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RIGHT FROM THERE?

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>> YEAH, FROM IT THAT'S WHAT'S

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COOL ABOUT IT.

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>> OKAY, LET'S SEE.

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LET ME SEE YOUR MUSCLES.

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>> ALL RIGHT. [ CHUCKLES ]

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>> IT'S NOT WORKING.

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>> THERE WE GO.

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SEE IF I CAN GET IT.

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>> [ GASPS ]

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>> I'VE SEEN A JUICER DO THAT.

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>> YES.

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>> OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE.

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>> IT'S PULP.

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>> YOU SELL THESE THINGS?

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>> YEAH, WE HAVE THEM.

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>> HOW MUCH?

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>> UH, 15 BUCKS.

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>> HOW DID YOU DO THAT WITH THAT

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ONE LITTLE THING?

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>> THE JUICER -- THE JUICER

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ACTUALLY PULPS THE PULP.

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IT HAS THESE LITTLE MICRO RIDGES

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INSIDE.

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>> UH-HUH.

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>> OH, THAT IS SO DELICIOUS.

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>> DOES THAT WORK WITH ALL KINDS

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OF FRUIT?

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>> LEMONS -- LEMONS.

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FOR SOME REASON, IT DOESN'T WORK

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WITH LIMES.

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>> OKAY. THIS IS NOT REAL.

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I'VE NEVER SEEN A JUICER -- WHAT

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DO YOU CALL IT?

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THE JUICER?

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>> IT'S JUST CALLED THE JUICER.

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YEAH.

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>> [ GASPS ]

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WHAT THE WORLD?!

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

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>> NO, IT'S GREAT.

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SEE, IT'S PULPING ITS OWN PULP.

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>> HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?

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>> YOU GOT TO SQUEEZE.

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IF YOU KEEP TURNING WHILE YOU

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SQUEEZE -- SEE, IT'S --

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>> ARE YOU KIDDING?

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THAT MUCH ORANGE JUICE OUT OF

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THERE?

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>> YEAH.

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>> STOP IT.

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>> THIS IS ONE ORANGE, AND YOU

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GOT THAT MUCH JUICE?

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>> YEAH, 'CAUSE IT'S PULPING.

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IT'S PULPING THE PULP.

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FEEL THAT.

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IT HAS, LIKE, A LITTLE --

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>> NO, RIGHT.

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT PULP.

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I'M TALKING THIS ORANGE GAVE YOU

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THAT.

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>> YEAH.

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THE PULP IS JUICED.

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>> THIS IS A MIRACLE.

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>> AND A PRUNE -- IT'S, LIKE,

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TONS OF JUICE.

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>> A PRUNE?

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>> YEAH.

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THAT'S WHY --

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>> ONE PRUNE?

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>> ONE PRUNE, BECAUSE THAT'S WHY

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IT'S SO GOOD FOR, LIKE,

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DIGESTION AND STUFF.

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>> YES.

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>> YEAH.

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PRUNE, ORANGES, THEY'RE --

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GRAPEFRUIT.

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GRAPEFRUIT'S LIKE A JOKE.

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YOU'D MESS THE WHOLE COUNTER UP.

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>> OKAY.

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I AM A MAJOR GRAPEFRUIT GIRL.

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>> CITRUS STUFF, BECAUSE IT HAS

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PULP, WILL PULP ITS OWN PULP.

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WOW.

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>> HAVING A GOOD DAY?

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>> OH, IT'S OKAY.

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>> IT'S OKAY?

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HERE. COME HERE.

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TASTE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

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REGULAR BREAD AND GLUTEN-FREE

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BREAD.

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HERE. TASTE THIS.

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TELL ME IF --

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>> JUST A SMALL PIECE.

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>> YEAH, I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE

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SMALL PIECE OF THAT.

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TASTE LITTLE NIBBLE OF THAT.

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THAT'S JUST REGULAR BREAD, ALL

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RIGHT?

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AND NOW THE GLUTEN IS WHAT

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REALLY MAKES BREAD -- YOU KNOW,

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MAKES YOU FEEL FULL INSIDE.

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>> YEAH.

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>> SO WE USE A GLUTEN VAC.

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AND WE EXTRACT THE GLUTEN FROM

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THE BREAD, SO WE BAKE IT WITH

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THE REGULAR PROCESS.

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>> YEAH.

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>> HERE.

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AND I'LL JUST TAKE A LITTLE BIT

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OF THIS BREAD.

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IT'S AMAZING HOW MUCH CAN BE IN

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THERE, TOO.

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HERE WE GO. WATCH.

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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]

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AND I'M GONNA EXTRACT THAT FROM

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THERE.

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SOMETIMES, PEOPLE BUY STUFF FROM

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DIFFERENT VENDORS, AND WE'LL

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EXTRACT THE GLUTEN FOR THEM, IF

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YOU WANT.

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WANT TO TASTE THAT?

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THAT HAS THE GLUTEN REMOVED.

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IT'S A LITTLE DRYER.

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>> YEAH. YEAH, IT IS.

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>> BUT LOOK AT -- LOOK AT WHAT

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YOU'RE NOT HAVING, YOU KNOW?

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IT'S LIKE -- THIS IS WHAT REALLY

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WEIGHS YOU DOWN.

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IT'S THE GLUTEN INSIDE OF BREAD.

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YEP.

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THAT'S --

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>> WAIT A MINUTE.

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HOLD -- HOLD UP.

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EMPTY THAT AGAIN AND DO THAT

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AGAIN.

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WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE.

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>> YEAH, IT'S CRAZY, RIGHT?

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>> YEAH.

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>> AND IMAGINE, LIKE, TRYING

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TO -- HOW DO YOU WALK AROUND

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WITH ALL THIS WEIGHING YOU DOWN?

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IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

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I MEAN, THE TRUTH IS IT'S -- IT

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IS WHAT MAKES THE BREAD GOOD,

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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>> YEAH.

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>> DID YOU TASTE THE DIFFERENCE?

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>> YEAH, SLICE THAT AGAIN AND

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LET ME SEE THIS AGAIN.

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>> YEAH.

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>> I WANT TO MAKE SURE MY EYES

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AIN'T PLAYING TRICKS ON ME RIGHT

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HERE.

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WATCH THIS -- THIS IS --

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>> WHAT ARE THOSE LITTLE THINGS?

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WHAT IS THAT?

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>> THAT'S GLUTEN. IT'S GLUTEN.

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>> OH, MY GOSH.

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>> OH, OKAY.

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>> YEAH, WE HAVE -- WE HAVE TO

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REMOVE THE GLUTEN FROM THE

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BREAD.

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>> IT'S AMAZING WHAT ALL HAS

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GLUTEN IN IT.

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>> IT IS. YEAH.

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BUT IT'S FUNNY, TOO, 'CAUSE

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SOMETHING LIKE A CRACKER --

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THEY'LL HAVE MORE THAN --

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>> IT'LL SUCK IT OUT OF THAT?

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>> IT SHOULD.

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>> WHAT DO Y'ALL DO WITH THAT?

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>> YEAH. WATCH.

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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]

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JUST GO OVER THE WHOLE EDGE OF

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IT.

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IT'S A GLUTEN VAC.

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>> GLUTEN VAC?

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>> GLUTEN VAC.

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YEAH.

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IT'S A PATENTED PROCESS.

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IT'S WHAT CAN REALLY OPEN UP --

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YOU KNOW, EVEN ON A DRY CRACKER,

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YOU'LL GET, YOU KNOW --

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>> THAT MUCH?!

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>> YEAH.

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>> OH, NO.

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>> IF YOU WANT TO TASTE IT --

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>> NO!

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>> WHAT THE HELL?!

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>> WHOOPS. YEAH.

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THAT'S WHAT MAKES BREAD GOOD.

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HOW YOU DOING?

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>> HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

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>> DOING OKAY.

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HOW ARE YOU?

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>> DOING GOOD.

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I'M GONNA TRY THIS FRESH FRIDAY

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DEAL.

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>> OH, YEAH.

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PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?

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>> YEAH.

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>> YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO EAT,

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LIKE, ALL ORGANIC STUFF?

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>> I-I USUALLY TRY TO WHEN I

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CAN.

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>> YOUR MELON'S KIND OF SOFT

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HERE.

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DID YOU WANT IT?

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>> YEAH.

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>> OH, YEAH.

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THAT'S, LIKE --

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>> YOU WANT ME TO GRAB ANOTHER

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ONE?

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>> WAIT. SHOOT.

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I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

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YEAH, IT'S A --

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>> WHAT THE HELL?!

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>> YEAH.

293
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WHOA.

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YEAH, WE GET A BUNCH OF THESE IN

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HERE LIKE THIS.

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>> GINA!

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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>> 'CAUSE IT'S, UH --

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>> GINA, COME HERE.

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>> YEAH.

301
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>> WHAT?!

302
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>> SORRY ABOUT THAT.

303
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YEAH.

304
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>> THAT JUST CAME OUT OF THE

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MELON I GRABBED.

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>> NO!

307
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>> WE HAVE A CITRUS SQUATTER!

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>> [ CHUCKLES ] OH, MY GOD.

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>> YEAH, THEY GO IN THERE WHEN

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THEY'RE REALLY LITTLE, AND THEY

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EAT THE INSIDE OUT OF IT.

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>> YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

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>> IN ORGANIC FIELDS, YEAH,

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BECAUSE IT'S SUPER RIPE, SO THEY

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GET THROUGH THE OUTSIDE OF THE

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SKIN.

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>> HEY, BUDDY.

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>> YEAH.

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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

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WE'VE SEEN ONES -- THEY PUT,

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LIKE, A MATING PAIR -- A MATING

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PAIR WILL GO INSIDE.

323
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>> THAT'S SO CUTE!

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>> AND THEY'LL HAVE, LIKE, A KID

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IN IT.

326
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>> IT'S A PORCUPINE?

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>> THEY JUST LIVE THERE

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BECAUSE -- UH, IT'S A HEDGEHOG.

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>> NOW, HOW DID HE GET IN THERE?

330
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>> THEY'LL GO THROUGH THE SIDE.

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THEY'LL BURROW LIKE A -- THEY'LL

332
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BITE ON THE OUTSIDE OF IT.

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WE GET -- WITH ORGANIC STUFF,

334
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THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME,

335
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'CAUSE ORGANIC FIELDS DON'T HAVE

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PESTICIDES.

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>> YEAH.

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>> SO, THEY -- YOU KNOW, YOU GET

339
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A LOT OF ANIMALS IN THERE.

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>> I LOVE THAT.

341
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>> YEAH.

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THEY FIND THAT IT'S -- IT'S

343
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SAFER FOR THEM TO LIVE THAT WAY,

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'CAUSE THE FRUIT IS FRESH.

345
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IT'S ORGANIC.

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IT'S ACTUALLY -- THE AIR INSIDE

347
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IS BETTER FOR THEM THAN OUR

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POLLUTED AIR.

349
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>> YEAH.

350
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>> SO, YOU KNOW, THEY WERE KIND

351
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OF WORRIED, SCIENTISTS, ABOUT A

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LOT OF ANIMALS THAT ARE GONNA BE

353
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JUST LIVING INSIDE OF FRUITS.

354
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>> THAT'S THE COOLEST THING I

355
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THINK I'VE EVER SEEN.

356
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YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND.

357
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>> OH, REALLY? [ CHUCKLES ]

358
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>> MM-HMM.

359
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>> "E," "F," "P," "T," "O," "Z."

360
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NAILED IT.

361
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IT'S EASY.

362
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DON'T NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL FOR

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THAT.

364
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STOOL THERE.

365
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THERE'S A STOOL THERE, GUYS.

366
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ALL RIGHT, DEIDRE.

367
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>> YES.

368
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>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

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>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

370
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>> I'M DR. JOSEPH.

371
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>> OKAY, DR. JOSEPH.

372
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>> YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF

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COMFORTABLE RIGHT THERE.

374
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>> ALL RIGHTY.

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>> ALL RIGHTY.

376
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HOW'S YOUR VISION?

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>> IT'S GOOD.

378
00:07:44,467 --> 00:07:45,300
>> OH, IT'S GOOD. OKAY.

379
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YOU WEAR GLASSES OR CONTACTS?

380
00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:46,733
>> NO.

381
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>> NO? EXCELLENT.

382
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UM, DO YOU WORK A LOT ON A

383
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COMPUTER?

384
00:07:49,967 --> 00:07:52,467
>> YEAH, THE LAST JOB I HAD WAS,

385
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AND IT JUST ENDED.

386
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>> UH-HUH. OKAY.

387
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DO EVER GET EYESTRAIN FROM THAT?

388
00:07:56,733 --> 00:07:58,433
>> I THINK I HAVE FROM THE

389
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COMPUTER, NOT SO MUCH FROM THE

390
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iPAD BEFORE.

391
00:08:01,367 --> 00:08:03,367
BUT SOMETIMES I GET TIRED OF IT

392
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AND I JUST PUT IT DOWN.

393
00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:05,700
>> THAT'S GOOD.

394
00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:06,867
YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOUR OWN

395
00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:07,967
INSTINCTS ARE YOUR BEST

396
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INDICATOR SOMETIMES WHEN IT'S

397
00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:10,333
TIME TO PUT IT AWAY.

398
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>> MM-HMM.

399
00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:13,100
>> UM, WHAT COMES FROM A PHONE

400
00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:15,067
OR A TABLET -- IT'S A BLUE

401
00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:15,700
LIGHT.

402
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>> OKAY.

403
00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:17,867
>> SO, WE'RE SEEING, IN

404
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INDUSTRY, A LOT OF STRANGE, YOU

405
00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,467
KNOW, DIVERSIONS OF VISION BASED

406
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ON THAT LIGHT.

407
00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,067
>> OKAY.

408
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>> YEAH.

409
00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:24,733
AND WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS I'M

410
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GONNA EMIT A SMALL AMOUNT OF

411
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PULSATING LIGHT INTO EITHER OF

412
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YOUR EYES JUST WITH THIS, OKAY?

413
00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:29,767
>> OKAY.

414
00:08:29,767 --> 00:08:30,600
>> ONE AT A TIME.

415
00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:31,767
WHAT THIS DOES IS IT HAS A

416
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BLUE-LIGHT TINT TO IT.

417
00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:33,367
>> MM-HMM.

418
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>> SO, WHAT THIS IS GOING TO DO

419
00:08:34,767 --> 00:08:36,100
IS SIMULATE AN HOUR'S WORTH OF

420
00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:36,733
SCREEN TIME.

421
00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:37,833
>> OKAY.

422
00:08:37,967 --> 00:08:38,933
>> IN EACH EYE, OKAY?

423
00:08:38,933 --> 00:08:39,867
SO, JUST LOOK AT ME.

424
00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,200
OKAY. I'M JUST GONNA HOLD THAT

425
00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,800
THERE.

426
00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:43,700
RIGHT.

427
00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:44,667
I'M GONNA HOLD IT HERE.

428
00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:46,233
LOOK AT ME.

429
00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:47,667
RIGHT. OKAY. GOOD.

430
00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:48,733
OKAY, SO, LET'S SEE WHERE WE

431
00:08:48,733 --> 00:08:50,933
WERE OVER HERE.

432
00:08:50,933 --> 00:08:52,133
OKAY.

433
00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:53,667
I'M GONNA START CLOSER.

434
00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:54,400
>> OKAY.

435
00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,400
>> SO, YOU CAN JUST SEE, YOU

436
00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,433
KNOW, THIS STILL IS THE BEST

437
00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:57,133
TEST THAT WE HAVE.

438
00:08:57,133 --> 00:08:57,600
>> MM-HMM.

439
00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,767
>> UM, HOW FAR AWAY WAS A

440
00:08:58,767 --> 00:09:00,133
COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN YOU WERE

441
00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:00,867
WORKING ON IT?

442
00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:01,700
ABOUT HERE? HERE?

443
00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,067
>> YEAH, ABOUT RIGHT THERE.

444
00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:04,433
>> YEAH, AND HOW IS THIS LINE

445
00:09:04,433 --> 00:09:05,433
FOR YOU TO LOOK AT?

446
00:09:05,433 --> 00:09:07,467
>> "E," "D," "F," "C," "Z," "P."

447
00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:08,767
>> YES. OKAY. GOOD.

448
00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:09,733
I'M GONNA PULL IT BACK JUST A

449
00:09:09,733 --> 00:09:11,467
LITTLE BIT.

450
00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:12,833
DO YOU NOTICE ANY STRAIN FROM

451
00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:13,933
THAT LIGHT OR ANYTHING?

452
00:09:13,933 --> 00:09:15,833
>> NO. JUST SAME, LIKE, THIS EYE

453
00:09:15,833 --> 00:09:17,600
SEEMS A LITTLE TIRED, LIKE --

454
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,100
LIKE DRIED OR SOMETHING.

455
00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,067
>> THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WITH THAT

456
00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:21,567
LIGHT.

457
00:09:21,567 --> 00:09:22,667
THAT BLUE LIGHT.

458
00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:25,700
I'M GONNA HANG IT UP BACK HERE.

459
00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:26,067
OKAY.

460
00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:27,267
SOMETIMES THE DISTANCE HELPS.

461
00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:28,567
A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN SEE IT WHEN

462
00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:29,833
THEY'RE CLOSE UP, BUT FAR AWAY,

463
00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:34,833
IT'S HARDER TO SEE.

464
00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:36,400
>> IT LOOKED ALL BLURRED.

465
00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,100
>> SAY AGAIN?

466
00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,333
>> ALL OF IT LOOKS BLURRED.

467
00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:39,200
>> THAT'LL HAPPEN.

468
00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,867
>> ALL THE WAY FROM THE GREEN

469
00:09:40,867 --> 00:09:42,400
ALL THE WAY UP TO THE TOP.

470
00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,367
>> YEP. OKAY.

471
00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:44,433
>> UM, SO WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO

472
00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:45,467
IS CAN YOU READ THIS LINE RIGHT

473
00:09:45,467 --> 00:09:46,700
HERE?

474
00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,200
>> THE THIRD ONE?

475
00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:48,600
>> UH --

476
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,267
>> OF THE FOURTH?

477
00:09:49,267 --> 00:09:50,733
>> TRY AND READ --

478
00:09:50,733 --> 00:09:52,900
>> "L" -- OKAY, WHICH STICK,

479
00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:55,067
'CAUSE YOU GOT TWO OF THEM.

480
00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:55,833
>> SAY THAT AGAIN?

481
00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:57,300
>> YOU -- WHICH STICK, 'CAUSE

482
00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:58,600
THERE WAS -- YOU HAD TWO.

483
00:09:58,600 --> 00:09:59,333
OH, MY GOSH.

484
00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,467
YOU ONLY GOT ONE STICK.

485
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,533
OH, MY GOSH.

486
00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:02,200
THAT'S CRAZY.

487
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,367
>> OH, WERE YOU SEEING TWO?

488
00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:03,800
>> YES.

489
00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:04,767
>> THAT'S A -- IT'S A DISTANCE

490
00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:05,433
THING.

491
00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:06,633
>> OH, MY GOSH.

492
00:10:06,633 --> 00:10:07,700
THAT'S SCARY.

493
00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,000
>> IT'S -- IT'S HAPPENING TO A

494
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:09,700
LOT OF PEOPLE.

495
00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:10,433
>> OH, MY GOSH.

496
00:10:10,433 --> 00:10:11,467
>> IT'S THE BLUE LIGHT.

497
00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:13,400
YEAH.

498
00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:14,267
>> OH, MY GOSH.

499
00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:15,733
>> I WOULDN'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT

500
00:10:15,733 --> 00:10:16,433
IT, THOUGH.

501
00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:17,933
IT'S -- IT'S -- YOU NEVER HAVE

502
00:10:17,933 --> 00:10:19,333
THAT MUCH PUT IN IN ONE, YOU

503
00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:20,567
KNOW, BANG.

504
00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:22,633
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

505
00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:25,100
>> SO, YOU SAW BLURRING,

506
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,233
GHOSTING, AND, UH --

507
00:10:27,233 --> 00:10:28,967
>> IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS TWO

508
00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:29,433
STICKS.

509
00:10:29,433 --> 00:10:30,700
>> IT LOOKED LIKE TWO STICKS.

510
00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,000
THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING A LOT

511
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:32,767
WITH THAT LIGHT.

512
00:10:32,767 --> 00:10:34,167
THE BLUE LIGHT WILL -- IF PUT IN

513
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,533
TOO LONG, YOU'RE GONNA START TO

514
00:10:35,533 --> 00:10:36,667
SEE DOUBLE FROM FAR AWAY.

515
00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:37,333
>> WOW.

516
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:38,033
>> YEAH.

517
00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:39,867
SO, OKAY, WHICH ONE OF THESE

518
00:10:39,867 --> 00:10:41,933
LINES IS THE EASIEST ONE FOR YOU

519
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,733
THE READ?

520
00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:45,533
>> OH, MY GOD.

521
00:10:45,533 --> 00:10:46,533
AM I TRIPPING OUT?

522
00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:48,067
LOOK LIKE YOU GOT ON TWO TIES

523
00:10:48,067 --> 00:10:48,767
AND TWO BELTS.

524
00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:49,267
>> OKAY.

525
00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:50,433
YOU KNOW THAT WHAT THAT IS?

526
00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:51,967
THAT'S A NORMAL -- THAT'S A

527
00:10:51,967 --> 00:10:52,867
DOUBLE VISION.

528
00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:54,167
>> AND TWO TABLETS NOW.

529
00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:54,800
>> OKAY.

530
00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,367
THAT'LL -- THAT'LL CLEAR UP.

531
00:10:56,367 --> 00:10:57,033
>> OH, LORD.

532
00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:58,367
>> DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.

533
00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,200
>> THIS IS CRAZY.

534
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,467
>> IT'S A DISTANCE THING.

535
00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:01,233
>> OH, MY GOSH.

536
00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:02,500
>> YOUR EYES WILL RETURN TO

537
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:03,733
NORMAL IN ABOUT 45 MINUTES.

538
00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:04,933
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS

539
00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:05,500
HAPPENING.

540
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:06,800
>> WELL, YOU JUST RELAX, AND,

541
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,067
UH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK IN A

542
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:08,733
MOMENT, OKAY?

543
00:11:08,733 --> 00:11:09,433
>> WOW. OKAY.

544
00:11:09,433 --> 00:11:11,300
>> ALL RIGHT.

545
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:24,300
HOW IS YOUR VISION?

546
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,433
>> UH, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.

547
00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:25,933
>> YEAH?

548
00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:27,233
>> UM, I DO -- IT DOES GET A

549
00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:28,500
LITTLE BLURRY EVERY NOW AND

550
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,900
THEN, LIKE WHEN I'M WATCHING TV

551
00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:30,600
OR SOMETHING.

552
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,133
>> MM-HMM.

553
00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:32,400
AND HAVE YOU EVER WORN GLASSES

554
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:32,833
BEFORE?

555
00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:33,233
>> NO.

556
00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:34,700
>> NO CONTACTS, NO GLASSES,

557
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:35,200
LASIK?

558
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,433
NO? OKAY.

559
00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:38,433
THERE'S A NEW PROCEDURE CALLED

560
00:11:38,433 --> 00:11:40,067
A.EYE WHERE IT'S AN EYE

561
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,133
REPLACEMENT WHERE YOU'LL BE ABLE

562
00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:44,067
TO SEE TWO TIMES CLEARER THAN

563
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,500
NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS.

564
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:45,967
>> WOW.

565
00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:47,067
>> AND WE DO IT HERE.

566
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:47,633
>> MM-HMM.

567
00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:49,067
>> AND I HAD IT DONE IN BOTH OF

568
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:49,600
MY EYES.

569
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,200
>> REALLY?

570
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,367
>> SO, I HAVE EXCELLENT,

571
00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:52,267
EXCELLENT VISION.

572
00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:52,733
>> WOW.

573
00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:54,367
>> UM, DEEP INSIDE THE PUPIL,

574
00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:55,900
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE A

575
00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:57,933
LITTLE LIGHT.

576
00:11:57,933 --> 00:12:00,100
ACTUALLY A LITTLE DEEP INSIDE.

577
00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,467
>> YEAH.

578
00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:02,700
I DO. A LITTLE BIT.

579
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,333
>> YEAH. IT CONNECTS TO THE

580
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:05,933
OPTIC NERVE, SO IT HAS THE

581
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,300
PRECISION OF A CAMERA.

582
00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:08,867
YOU KNOW HOW THEY'RE MAKING

583
00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,467
CAMERA LENSES MUCH SMALLER?

584
00:12:10,467 --> 00:12:11,200
>> UH-HUH.

585
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,200
>> IT GIVES THE ABILITY -- I'LL

586
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,067
SHOW YOU HERE.

587
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,133
GET A LOOK AT IT.

588
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:16,900
YEAH, YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE IT.

589
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,300
YEAH.

590
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:21,700
>> DUDE...

591
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,767
>> WHAT IT IS -- THERE'S A SMALL

592
00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:25,700
LIGHT INSIDE HERE, AND THAT'S

593
00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,600
CONNECTING TO THE OPTIC NERVE

594
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,467
THAT GOES RIGHT TO MY BRAIN.

595
00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:30,633
THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'S A

596
00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:31,200
LITTLE WEIRD.

597
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:31,833
IT'S WIRELESS.

598
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:32,533
>> REALLY?

599
00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,500
SO, YOU CAN SEE, LIKE, WHEN

600
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,233
IT'S --

601
00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:36,800
>> THAT'S THE ON-- UP TO 30 FEET

602
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:37,667
IF I WALK AWAY.

603
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:38,533
>> OH, MY GOSH.

604
00:12:38,533 --> 00:12:40,100
>> YEAH, THAT'S THE ONLY JARRING

605
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:40,767
PART OF --

606
00:12:40,767 --> 00:12:42,067
>> THAT'S KIND OF CREEPY.

607
00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:42,633
>> YEAH.

608
00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:43,567
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

609
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:44,900
>> UH, WE USE IT SOMETIMES, YOU

610
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,233
KNOW, MY WIFE AND I, AS A NANNY

611
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:46,567
CAM.

612
00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:47,733
>> DOES SHE HAVE THEM, TOO?

613
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:48,967
>> YEAH, SHE HAS TWO OF THEM.

614
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:49,500
>> REALLY?

615
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,433
>> AND I'LL LEAVE THIS AT HOME

616
00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:51,800
SO I CAN WATCH THE BABYSITTER,

617
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:52,367
YOU KNOW?

618
00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:53,633
>> SO, WHAT DO YOU DO, LIKE,

619
00:12:53,633 --> 00:12:54,933
WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE THAT IN?

620
00:12:54,933 --> 00:12:55,833
LIKE, YOU JUST --

621
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:56,400
>> SLEEP.

622
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,333
YOU TAKE THEM OUT AT NIGHT TO

623
00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:57,633
SLEEP.

624
00:12:57,633 --> 00:12:58,067
>> REALLY?

625
00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:58,400
>> YEAH.

626
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,433
>> AND IT DOESN'T HURT, LIKE,

627
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:00,100
WHILE IT'S OUT?

628
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,467
>> NO. IT'S A -- OOP.

629
00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:03,267
[ CLATTERS ]

630
00:13:03,267 --> 00:13:05,067
THAT MAKES ME DIZZY.

631
00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:05,933
SORRY ABOUT THAT.

632
00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:08,467
I SHOULDN'T DROP THAT.

633
00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:10,933
YEAH. IT'S A LITTLE EXPENSIVE.

634
00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:11,800
>> OH, MY GOSH.

635
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,200
>> YOU KNOW, I WAS TIRED OF

636
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,800
TRYING TO WEAR GLASSES AND TIRED

637
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,300
OF -- I NEVER HAD GOOD VISION.

638
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,067
THAT'S PART OF THE REASON WHY I

639
00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:19,767
BECAME AN EYE DOCTOR, YOU KNOW,

640
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:21,367
WAS BECAUSE I-I COULDN'T SEE

641
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,100
VERY WELL.

642
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:28,467
SO, IT'S GOOD TO...GET IT.

643
00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:31,500
ONCE IT SETS IN, IT LIKE CLICKS.

644
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:31,967
SO...

645
00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:32,867
>> OH, MY GOSH.

646
00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:33,467
>> YEAH.

647
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:35,100
UM, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, WE DO

648
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:35,867
IT HERE.

649
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:36,600
>> WOW.

650
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,200
>> SO...

651
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,700
>> I HAVE NOT HEARD OF THIS.

652
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:39,133
>> OKAY.

653
00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:40,233
I'M GONNA GET YOUR PAPERWORK,

654
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:41,267
AND WE'RE GONNA BE ALL DONE

655
00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:41,567
HERE.

656
00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:42,067
>> OKAY.

657
00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:42,400
>> OKAY.

658
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,433
AND YOU LET US KNOW IF YOU'RE

659
00:13:43,433 --> 00:13:44,100
INTERESTED, OKAY?

660
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,233
>> OKAY.

661
00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:00,633
>> WELL, THIS WILL BE KIND OF

662
00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:01,700
FUN TO MESS WITH, LIKE, THE

663
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:02,800
LAWS -- WE'RE ALWAYS MESSING

664
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,800
WITH THE LAWS OF SCIENCE.

665
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,733
BUT, LIKE, IN A SCIENCE

666
00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:06,267
CLASSROOM, I WONDER IF IT'LL BE,

667
00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:07,367
LIKE, MORE BELIEVABLE.

668
00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:08,333
HOW FAR CAN WE GO?

669
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,800
YOU WAIT AND SEE.

670
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,467
All right.

671
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,567
ALL RIGHT, COME ON IN.

672
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:15,300
WE'LL BE WORKING IN HERE TODAY.

673
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,467
THEY JUST MOPPED, SO BE CAREFUL.

674
00:14:16,467 --> 00:14:17,100
>> OKAY, GOTCHA.

675
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,267
>> MAYBE YOU WANT TO WALK AROUND

676
00:14:18,267 --> 00:14:18,700
THIS WAY.

677
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:19,233
[ CHUCKLES ]

678
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,700
YEAH, YOU CAN WORK ON THAT SIDE

679
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,433
OF THE TABLE.

680
00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:22,467
I'LL COME OVER HERE.

681
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,067
YEAH, THEY DO DIFFERENT LECTURES

682
00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:25,400
AND THINGS IN THESE ROOMS, SO

683
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,900
WE'RE GONNA GET THIS ALL CLEANED

684
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,433
UP FOR TONIGHT, 'CAUSE THEY HAVE

685
00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:29,633
A CLASS COMING IN.

686
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:31,133
>> WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT?

687
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,767
>> YOU KNOW, THERE WAS, LIKE, A

688
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:33,833
METEOR CRASH IN THE

689
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:34,700
MOJAVE DESERT.

690
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,267
AND THEY PICKED UP PIECES FROM

691
00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:37,300
AROUND THE CRATER.

692
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,133
>> THE CRATER?

693
00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:38,800
>> MM-HMM.

694
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,267
AND THESE WERE AROUND IT, SO IN

695
00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:40,800
THE DUST.

696
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,700
>> OH, SO IT'S --

697
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,067
>> YOU SHOULD PUT GLOVES ON.

698
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:43,500
>> OH.

699
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:43,933
>> YEAH.

700
00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:45,167
>> OKAY, THESE JUST HAPPENED TO

701
00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:46,367
BE AROUND IT WHEN THE METEOR...

702
00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:47,133
>> EXACTLY, RIGHT.

703
00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:48,533
SO, WE'RE GONNA PUT THESE

704
00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:49,600
SAMPLES INTO JARS.

705
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,400
>> OH, COOL.

706
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,967
>> SO, YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THE

707
00:14:51,967 --> 00:14:52,367
JAR.

708
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:53,133
>> GOT YOU.

709
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:53,733
>> YEAH.

710
00:14:53,733 --> 00:14:55,067
LOOKS LIKE A SEED POD, DOESN'T

711
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:55,367
IT?

712
00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:55,967
>> IT DOES.

713
00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:56,467
>> YEAH.

714
00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,400
AND TAKE THESE LITTLE FRAGMENTS.

715
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:58,933
YEAH.

716
00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:00,433
>> AND WHAT ARE THESE?

717
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,367
>> THAT, YOU KNOW, HE WAS SAYING

718
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,100
SOMETHING ABOUT EXOSKELETON.

719
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,367
I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT...

720
00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:07,100
[ LID SCREWS ONTO JAR ]

721
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:07,867
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.

722
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:08,500
>> EXHIBIT "B."

723
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,567
>> YEP, AND THEN THERE'S THIS

724
00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:10,333
GUY, I HAVE NO IDEA.

725
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:11,100
LOOK AT THIS THING.

726
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,167
>> UGH. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT CAN

727
00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:14,100
WE CALL IT.

728
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:16,067
>> SPACE POD OR SPACE SEED?

729
00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,167
>> CAME FROM OUTER SPACE?

730
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,200
>> YOU HAVE GLOVES ON.

731
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,633
YOU CAN FEEL IT HAS A LITTLE BIT

732
00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:20,100
OF A...

733
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,367
>> A LITTLE ROUGHNESS TO IT.

734
00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:21,933
>> YEAH.

735
00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:23,467
>> THAT'S PRETTY INTERESTING.

736
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:24,933
OF COURSE, I HAVE AN URGE TO

737
00:15:24,933 --> 00:15:25,767
CRACK IT OPEN.

738
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:26,433
[ LAUGHS ]

739
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:27,100
>> OH, BOY.

740
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,267
I KNOW HOW THAT CAN BE.

741
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:29,233
>> [ LAUGHS ]

742
00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:30,167
>> [ GASPS ]

743
00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:30,833
>> AAH!

744
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:31,633
>> OH.

745
00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:33,133
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

746
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:33,867
>> THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

747
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:34,667
OKAY, COME ON, COME ON.

748
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,500
>> THAT IS THE WORST.

749
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,300
>> OH!

750
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:38,500
>> [ GASPS ]

751
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,800
[ LAUGHS ]

752
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,733
I'M SORRY. I'M NOT LAUGHING, BUT

753
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,667
I'M LAUGHING.

754
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:44,933
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS

755
00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:45,600
HAPPENING.

756
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,067
>> I KNOW. WAIT.

757
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:49,800
OH, MY GOD.

758
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,433
WOW!

759
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:53,300
LOOK AT THAT.

760
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,067
THAT WAS IN THE WATER FOR LIKE A

761
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,500
SECOND, AND IT JUST, LIKE,

762
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,233
SWELLED UP.

763
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,633
>> IT'S STILL EVEN -- IT'S STILL

764
00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:00,400
SOLID.

765
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,467
>> YEAH.

766
00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:04,200
THE MIDDLE IS KIND OF SOFT HERE.

767
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,067
>> THAT IS SO STRANG-- UH-OH.

768
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:08,333
>> OH, THAT HAS, LIKE, A...

769
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:08,833
>> WOW.

770
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:09,600
>> OH, MY GOD.

771
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,500
WHAT IS IN THERE?

772
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,767
I SEE SOMETHING.

773
00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:16,233
>> LOOK AT THAT.

774
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:19,633
>> [ Gasping ] OHHHH!

775
00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:20,433
[ GASPS ]

776
00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:22,133
>> IT IS TOTALLY MOVING.

777
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:23,600
>> IT'S STILL ALIVE!

778
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,400
>> OH, MY GOD.

779
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,567
>> IT'S A CREATURE FROM

780
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:26,900
OUTER SPACE, AND IT'S STILL

781
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:27,367
ALIVE.

782
00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,600
>> THIS IS AMAZING.

783
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:33,900
>> [ GASPING ]

784
00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:34,567
>> WHAT?

785
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:35,500
>> [ LAUGHS ]

786
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,567
>> WHAT IS THAT?

787
00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:37,600
OH!

788
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,100
[ LAUGHING ]

789
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,833
>> OH, MY GOSH.

790
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,900
>> THAT THING IS ALIVE?

791
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:47,433
OH, MY -- IT'S BREATHING!

792
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:48,267
>> IS IT REALLY MOVING?

793
00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:49,333
>> LOOK AT THE MOUTH UNDERNEATH.

794
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:51,533
OH, THAT'S LITTLE TENDRILS.

795
00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:53,400
>> IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF

796
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,267
SPACE CRAB.

797
00:16:54,267 --> 00:16:57,167
[ FEET TAPPING FLOOR NERVOUSLY ]

798
00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:59,267
>> OHHH!

799
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:00,267
OKAY, YOU HAVE TO STOP IT.

800
00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:01,500
>> IT'S, LIKE -- IT'S TOTALLY,

801
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,200
LIKE, MUTATING.

802
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,667
>> [ Shrilly ] THERE'S TWO!

803
00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:04,867
>> OH, MY GOSH.

804
00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:06,333
YIKES, YIKES, YIKES.

805
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:07,633
AAH, AAH.

806
00:17:07,633 --> 00:17:09,933
>> OH. OH, MY GOD.

807
00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:10,367
>> GOSH.

808
00:17:10,367 --> 00:17:11,467
>> THEY'RE LIKE -- WHAT THE

809
00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:12,067
HELL -- WHAT?

810
00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,500
[ CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY ]

811
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,900
>> YEAH. YIKES.

812
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:16,867
UGH.

813
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,400
>> AAH!

814
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,700
>> YIKES, YIKES, YIKES.

815
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:20,933
AH.

816
00:17:20,933 --> 00:17:23,467
>> OH, MY GOD.

817
00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:24,200
>> OH, MY GOSH.

818
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,400
IT'S TOTALLY, LIKE, MOVING.

819
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,800
OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY

820
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,167
GOSH.

821
00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:28,067
NO.

822
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,500
I'M HOLDING IT. GET OVER HERE.

823
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,467
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

824
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,233
>> OKAY, HOLD ON.

825
00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:34,367
>> WHAT IF THEY'RE, LIKE,

826
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:35,700
MULTIPLYING INTO MORE OF THEM?

827
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,733
>> OH, MY GOD.

828
00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:39,167
[ SQUEAK ]

829
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,467
THEY'RE -- DID YOU HEAR THAT

830
00:17:40,467 --> 00:17:40,967
SCREECH?

831
00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:41,533
>> WHAT?

832
00:17:41,533 --> 00:17:42,933
>> DID YOU HEAR IT GO, "EE"?

833
00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:45,233
[ SQUEAK ]

834
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:49,100
[ LAUGHS ]

835
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,133
AH!

836
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,733
MICHAEL, WE JUST MADE HISTORY

837
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:52,400
TOGETHER.

838
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,367
>> YES, WE DID.

839
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:54,733
>> WE JUST MADE HISTORY.

840
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,200
THIS IS BEYOND -- WHAT YOU ABOUT

841
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:56,633
TO DO?

842
00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:58,100
>> YOU LIFT THE BOWL UP AND I'LL

843
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,133
SCOOP THEM INTO HERE.

844
00:17:59,133 --> 00:17:59,667
>> OKAY.

845
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,267
>> OKAY, READY?

846
00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:03,067
>> PUT IT UNDERNEATH.

847
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,600
[ GASPS ]

848
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,600
AAH!

849
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,233
[ GASPS ]

850
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:08,633
>> WHAT THE HECK?

851
00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:11,067
>> WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS GOING ON?

852
00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,800
[ CAT MEOWS ]

853
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,333
>> WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

854
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,367
>> I HAVE NO IDEA.

855
00:18:15,367 --> 00:18:16,933
THAT -- WHY -- THAT'S, LIKE --

856
00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,433
>> THEY WERE CRABS.

857
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:19,800
NOW THEY'RE CATS.

858
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,500
WHAT THE HELL?

859
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,367
>> IT LIKE ASSIMILATED -- LOOK

860
00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:24,267
AT THE BOOK.

861
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:25,767
>> [ GASPS ]

862
00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:27,067
MICHAEL!

863
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:29,400
MICHAEL!

864
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,500
OH!

865
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,067
THE BOOK!

866
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,733
THEY WERE CRABS!

867
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,867
NOW THEY'RE CATS!

868
00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:37,767
[ CAT MEOWING ]

869
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:42,233
**

870
00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,467
YOU SAID THE BOOK, AND THERE'S A

871
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:44,667
CAT ON THE BOOK, AND NOW THEY'RE

872
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,133
CATS.

873
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:47,467
OKAY, WE GOT TO GET SOMETHING TO

874
00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,400
HOLD THESE THINGS IN.

875
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,733
YOU CANNOT LEAVE ME IN THIS ROOM

876
00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:50,967
'CAUSE THAT [BLEEP] WILL TURN

877
00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:52,167
INTO SOMETHING ELSE, AND YOU

878
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,233
COME BACK IN HERE AND I'M

879
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:53,967
[BLEEP] ATE UP.

880
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,233
THEY WERE CRABS!

881
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:55,967
>> YES.

882
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:57,733
>> NO. [BLEEP] THAT. NO.

883
00:18:57,733 --> 00:18:58,867
I'M SORRY. NO.

884
00:18:58,867 --> 00:19:00,067
MNH-MNH, MNH-MNH.

885
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:01,933
NH-MNH!M

886
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,333
MNH-MNH!

887
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:04,600
THEY WERE CRABS, MICHAEL.

888
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,967
>> I KNOW. THEY WERE CRABS.

889
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:07,800
>> OKAY, I'M REALLY FREAKING OUT

890
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,233
NOW.

891
00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:09,433
>> ALL RIGHT, DON'T FREAK OUT.

892
00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:10,167
DON'T FREAK OUT.

893
00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,200
THEY'RE JUST -- IT'S JUST

894
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:11,667
KITTENS.

895
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,133
>> NO, JUST KITTENS, MY ASS.

896
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:14,533
I'M SURE YOU WATCHED ENOUGH

897
00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:16,067
[BLEEP] MOVIES TO UNDERSTAND

898
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,467
THAT THIS BIZARRE [BLEEP] IS

899
00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:18,567
HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

900
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:20,067
>> THAT'S WHAT CAN HAPPEN WITH A

901
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:21,100
METEOR CRASH LIKE THAT.

902
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,333
IF SOMETHING COMES OUT OF A

903
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,567
METEOR THAT'S ALIVE AND IT

904
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:25,067
TOUCHES SOMETHING ELSE, IT COULD

905
00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:25,600
ASSIMILATE.

906
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,933
>> WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET

907
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,067
THIS INFORMATION FROM?

908
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,200
>> YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THAT?

909
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,367
IT'S CALLED THE CARBONARO

910
00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:30,833
EFFECT.

911
00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:32,333
HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF THAT

912
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:32,900
BEFORE?

913
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:34,100
>> NO.

914
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,700
>> IT'S ALSO THE NAME OF THE

915
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:41,433
HIDDEN-CAMERA MAGIC TV SHOW.

916
00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:42,567
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

917
00:19:42,567 --> 00:19:44,600
>> LIKE THE ONE YOU'RE ON RIGHT

918
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,100
NOW.

919
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,067
>> [ LAUGHS ]

920
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:51,333
>> [ LAUGHS ]

921
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,800
>> [ LAUGHS HARDER ]

922
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,400
>> JENNIFER, GET OVER HERE.

923
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:55,967
>> NO!

924
00:19:55,967 --> 00:19:57,100
>> COME HERE, YOU.

925
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:57,667
>> NO!

926
00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:58,467
>> COME ON.

927
00:19:58,467 --> 00:19:59,833
I'M MICHAEL CARBONARO.

928
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:00,900
>> YOU'RE LYING.

929
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,033
>> AND I AM LYING.

930
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,033
I'M A MAGICIAN.

931
00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:04,333
>> OH, I'LL SLAP YOU.

932
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,600
AND YOU WERE SO, SO NICE AND

933
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,633
SMOOTH AND EVERYTHING.

934
00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:07,833
I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING

935
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,133
SPECIAL ABOUT YOU.

936
00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:12,333
>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

937
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:17,400
>> EH, UHHH...