>> OH, MY GOD!
>> [ GASPS ]
>> THAT'S WEIRD.
>> YOU'RE COMPLETELY BLOWING MY
MIND.
>> THIS IS
"THE CARBONARO EFFECT."
>> FEELING LIGHTHEADED.
>> DOORS!
>> I THINK MY WIG'S ON TOO
TIGHT.
HOW ARE YOU?
WE'RE DOING FRESH-SQUEEZED
JUICE.
>> GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
>> DOING ALL RIGHT.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> DO YOU GUYS BUY FRESH --
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS
ANOTHER JUICERY PLACE HERE.
>> WE JUST STARTED.
WE SELL, LIKE, ALL ORGANIC
STUFF.
AND OUR, YOU KNOW, FRUITS AND
VEGETABLES ARE ORGANIC.
>> 'CAUSE I KNEW ABOUT THE ONE
DOWN THE WAY.
>> YEAH, THERE'S A JUICERY OVER
THERE, TOO.
>> I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU GUYS
WERE HERE.
>> BUT, NO, YEAH.
WE COULD GIVE YOU A LITTLE FRESH
JUICE.
>> YEAH, WE'LL TASTE IT.
>> YOU'LL TASTE IT?
>> YEAH.
>> JUST A LITTLE TASTE. OKAY.
GOOD.
FRESH ORANGE JUICE.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY, UH, AND THIS IS REALLY
COOL.
THEY JUST STARTED LETTING ME USE
THIS.
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE NEW
JUICERS.
>> YES.
>> FROM CHINA.
THESE ARE REALLY TOUGH TO FIND.
>> OH, WOW.
>> SO, YOU CORE IT OUT?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE SUCH
A THING.
>> YEAH, IT'S TINY.
AND IT'S SUPER COOL.
>> I'VE GOT A BIG ONE, BUT IT'S
METAL.
>> YEAH.
AND YOU PUT -- YOU PUSH IT.
YOU CAN FEEL THAT.
IT'S, LIKE, REALLY STRONG INSIDE
THERE.
>> YEAH.
>> OH. WE'LL ALL TRY IT.
>> YEAH, I COULD BUILD A HOUSE
ON THAT.
>> IS THAT RIGHT?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> AND THEN IT'LL DO -- LET ME
SEE IF I CAN GET IT.
>> OH, YOU'RE GONNA DO IT
RIGHT FROM THERE?
>> YEAH, FROM IT THAT'S WHAT'S
COOL ABOUT IT.
>> OKAY, LET'S SEE.
LET ME SEE YOUR MUSCLES.
>> ALL RIGHT. [ CHUCKLES ]
>> IT'S NOT WORKING.
>> THERE WE GO.
SEE IF I CAN GET IT.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> I'VE SEEN A JUICER DO THAT.
>> YES.
>> OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE.
>> IT'S PULP.
>> YOU SELL THESE THINGS?
>> YEAH, WE HAVE THEM.
>> HOW MUCH?
>> UH, 15 BUCKS.
>> HOW DID YOU DO THAT WITH THAT
ONE LITTLE THING?
>> THE JUICER -- THE JUICER
ACTUALLY PULPS THE PULP.
IT HAS THESE LITTLE MICRO RIDGES
INSIDE.
>> UH-HUH.
>> OH, THAT IS SO DELICIOUS.
>> DOES THAT WORK WITH ALL KINDS
OF FRUIT?
>> LEMONS -- LEMONS.
FOR SOME REASON, IT DOESN'T WORK
WITH LIMES.
>> OKAY. THIS IS NOT REAL.
I'VE NEVER SEEN A JUICER -- WHAT
DO YOU CALL IT?
THE JUICER?
>> IT'S JUST CALLED THE JUICER.
YEAH.
>> [ GASPS ]
WHAT THE WORLD?!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
>> NO, IT'S GREAT.
SEE, IT'S PULPING ITS OWN PULP.
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?
>> YOU GOT TO SQUEEZE.
IF YOU KEEP TURNING WHILE YOU
SQUEEZE -- SEE, IT'S --
>> ARE YOU KIDDING?
THAT MUCH ORANGE JUICE OUT OF
THERE?
>> YEAH.
>> STOP IT.
>> THIS IS ONE ORANGE, AND YOU
GOT THAT MUCH JUICE?
>> YEAH, 'CAUSE IT'S PULPING.
IT'S PULPING THE PULP.
FEEL THAT.
IT HAS, LIKE, A LITTLE --
>> NO, RIGHT.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT PULP.
I'M TALKING THIS ORANGE GAVE YOU
THAT.
>> YEAH.
THE PULP IS JUICED.
>> THIS IS A MIRACLE.
>> AND A PRUNE -- IT'S, LIKE,
TONS OF JUICE.
>> A PRUNE?
>> YEAH.
THAT'S WHY --
>> ONE PRUNE?
>> ONE PRUNE, BECAUSE THAT'S WHY
IT'S SO GOOD FOR, LIKE,
DIGESTION AND STUFF.
>> YES.
>> YEAH.
PRUNE, ORANGES, THEY'RE --
GRAPEFRUIT.
GRAPEFRUIT'S LIKE A JOKE.
YOU'D MESS THE WHOLE COUNTER UP.
>> OKAY.
I AM A MAJOR GRAPEFRUIT GIRL.
>> CITRUS STUFF, BECAUSE IT HAS
PULP, WILL PULP ITS OWN PULP.
WOW.
>> HAVING A GOOD DAY?
>> OH, IT'S OKAY.
>> IT'S OKAY?
HERE. COME HERE.
TASTE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
REGULAR BREAD AND GLUTEN-FREE
BREAD.
HERE. TASTE THIS.
TELL ME IF --
>> JUST A SMALL PIECE.
>> YEAH, I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE
SMALL PIECE OF THAT.
TASTE LITTLE NIBBLE OF THAT.
THAT'S JUST REGULAR BREAD, ALL
RIGHT?
AND NOW THE GLUTEN IS WHAT
REALLY MAKES BREAD -- YOU KNOW,
MAKES YOU FEEL FULL INSIDE.
>> YEAH.
>> SO WE USE A GLUTEN VAC.
AND WE EXTRACT THE GLUTEN FROM
THE BREAD, SO WE BAKE IT WITH
THE REGULAR PROCESS.
>> YEAH.
>> HERE.
AND I'LL JUST TAKE A LITTLE BIT
OF THIS BREAD.
IT'S AMAZING HOW MUCH CAN BE IN
THERE, TOO.
HERE WE GO. WATCH.
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
AND I'M GONNA EXTRACT THAT FROM
THERE.
SOMETIMES, PEOPLE BUY STUFF FROM
DIFFERENT VENDORS, AND WE'LL
EXTRACT THE GLUTEN FOR THEM, IF
YOU WANT.
WANT TO TASTE THAT?
THAT HAS THE GLUTEN REMOVED.
IT'S A LITTLE DRYER.
>> YEAH. YEAH, IT IS.
>> BUT LOOK AT -- LOOK AT WHAT
YOU'RE NOT HAVING, YOU KNOW?
IT'S LIKE -- THIS IS WHAT REALLY
WEIGHS YOU DOWN.
IT'S THE GLUTEN INSIDE OF BREAD.
YEP.
THAT'S --
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
HOLD -- HOLD UP.
EMPTY THAT AGAIN AND DO THAT
AGAIN.
WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE.
>> YEAH, IT'S CRAZY, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> AND IMAGINE, LIKE, TRYING
TO -- HOW DO YOU WALK AROUND
WITH ALL THIS WEIGHING YOU DOWN?
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
I MEAN, THE TRUTH IS IT'S -- IT
IS WHAT MAKES THE BREAD GOOD,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> YEAH.
>> DID YOU TASTE THE DIFFERENCE?
>> YEAH, SLICE THAT AGAIN AND
LET ME SEE THIS AGAIN.
>> YEAH.
>> I WANT TO MAKE SURE MY EYES
AIN'T PLAYING TRICKS ON ME RIGHT
HERE.
WATCH THIS -- THIS IS --
>> WHAT ARE THOSE LITTLE THINGS?
WHAT IS THAT?
>> THAT'S GLUTEN. IT'S GLUTEN.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> OH, OKAY.
>> YEAH, WE HAVE -- WE HAVE TO
REMOVE THE GLUTEN FROM THE
BREAD.
>> IT'S AMAZING WHAT ALL HAS
GLUTEN IN IT.
>> IT IS. YEAH.
BUT IT'S FUNNY, TOO, 'CAUSE
SOMETHING LIKE A CRACKER --
THEY'LL HAVE MORE THAN --
>> IT'LL SUCK IT OUT OF THAT?
>> IT SHOULD.
>> WHAT DO Y'ALL DO WITH THAT?
>> YEAH. WATCH.
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
JUST GO OVER THE WHOLE EDGE OF
IT.
IT'S A GLUTEN VAC.
>> GLUTEN VAC?
>> GLUTEN VAC.
YEAH.
IT'S A PATENTED PROCESS.
IT'S WHAT CAN REALLY OPEN UP --
YOU KNOW, EVEN ON A DRY CRACKER,
YOU'LL GET, YOU KNOW --
>> THAT MUCH?!
>> YEAH.
>> OH, NO.
>> IF YOU WANT TO TASTE IT --
>> NO!
>> WHAT THE HELL?!
>> WHOOPS. YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT MAKES BREAD GOOD.
HOW YOU DOING?
>> HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
>> DOING OKAY.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> DOING GOOD.
I'M GONNA TRY THIS FRESH FRIDAY
DEAL.
>> OH, YEAH.
PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO EAT,
LIKE, ALL ORGANIC STUFF?
>> I-I USUALLY TRY TO WHEN I
CAN.
>> YOUR MELON'S KIND OF SOFT
HERE.
DID YOU WANT IT?
>> YEAH.
>> OH, YEAH.
THAT'S, LIKE --
>> YOU WANT ME TO GRAB ANOTHER
ONE?
>> WAIT. SHOOT.
I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
YEAH, IT'S A --
>> WHAT THE HELL?!
>> YEAH.
WHOA.
YEAH, WE GET A BUNCH OF THESE IN
HERE LIKE THIS.
>> GINA!
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> 'CAUSE IT'S, UH --
>> GINA, COME HERE.
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT?!
>> SORRY ABOUT THAT.
YEAH.
>> THAT JUST CAME OUT OF THE
MELON I GRABBED.
>> NO!
>> WE HAVE A CITRUS SQUATTER!
>> [ CHUCKLES ] OH, MY GOD.
>> YEAH, THEY GO IN THERE WHEN
THEY'RE REALLY LITTLE, AND THEY
EAT THE INSIDE OUT OF IT.
>> YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
>> IN ORGANIC FIELDS, YEAH,
BECAUSE IT'S SUPER RIPE, SO THEY
GET THROUGH THE OUTSIDE OF THE
SKIN.
>> HEY, BUDDY.
>> YEAH.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
WE'VE SEEN ONES -- THEY PUT,
LIKE, A MATING PAIR -- A MATING
PAIR WILL GO INSIDE.
>> THAT'S SO CUTE!
>> AND THEY'LL HAVE, LIKE, A KID
IN IT.
>> IT'S A PORCUPINE?
>> THEY JUST LIVE THERE
BECAUSE -- UH, IT'S A HEDGEHOG.
>> NOW, HOW DID HE GET IN THERE?
>> THEY'LL GO THROUGH THE SIDE.
THEY'LL BURROW LIKE A -- THEY'LL
BITE ON THE OUTSIDE OF IT.
WE GET -- WITH ORGANIC STUFF,
THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME,
'CAUSE ORGANIC FIELDS DON'T HAVE
PESTICIDES.
>> YEAH.
>> SO, THEY -- YOU KNOW, YOU GET
A LOT OF ANIMALS IN THERE.
>> I LOVE THAT.
>> YEAH.
THEY FIND THAT IT'S -- IT'S
SAFER FOR THEM TO LIVE THAT WAY,
'CAUSE THE FRUIT IS FRESH.
IT'S ORGANIC.
IT'S ACTUALLY -- THE AIR INSIDE
IS BETTER FOR THEM THAN OUR
POLLUTED AIR.
>> YEAH.
>> SO, YOU KNOW, THEY WERE KIND
OF WORRIED, SCIENTISTS, ABOUT A
LOT OF ANIMALS THAT ARE GONNA BE
JUST LIVING INSIDE OF FRUITS.
>> THAT'S THE COOLEST THING I
THINK I'VE EVER SEEN.
YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND.
>> OH, REALLY? [ CHUCKLES ]
>> MM-HMM.
>> "E," "F," "P," "T," "O," "Z."
NAILED IT.
IT'S EASY.
DON'T NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL FOR
THAT.
STOOL THERE.
THERE'S A STOOL THERE, GUYS.
ALL RIGHT, DEIDRE.
>> YES.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> I'M DR. JOSEPH.
>> OKAY, DR. JOSEPH.
>> YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF
COMFORTABLE RIGHT THERE.
>> ALL RIGHTY.
HOW'S YOUR VISION?
>> IT'S GOOD.
>> OH, IT'S GOOD. OKAY.
YOU WEAR GLASSES OR CONTACTS?
>> NO.
>> NO? EXCELLENT.
UM, DO YOU WORK A LOT ON A
COMPUTER?
>> YEAH, THE LAST JOB I HAD WAS,
AND IT JUST ENDED.
>> UH-HUH. OKAY.
DO EVER GET EYESTRAIN FROM THAT?
>> I THINK I HAVE FROM THE
COMPUTER, NOT SO MUCH FROM THE
iPAD BEFORE.
BUT SOMETIMES I GET TIRED OF IT
AND I JUST PUT IT DOWN.
>> THAT'S GOOD.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOUR OWN
INSTINCTS ARE YOUR BEST
INDICATOR SOMETIMES WHEN IT'S
TIME TO PUT IT AWAY.
>> MM-HMM.
>> UM, WHAT COMES FROM A PHONE
OR A TABLET -- IT'S A BLUE
LIGHT.
>> OKAY.
>> SO, WE'RE SEEING, IN
INDUSTRY, A LOT OF STRANGE, YOU
KNOW, DIVERSIONS OF VISION BASED
ON THAT LIGHT.
>> OKAY.
>> YEAH.
AND WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS I'M
GONNA EMIT A SMALL AMOUNT OF
PULSATING LIGHT INTO EITHER OF
YOUR EYES JUST WITH THIS, OKAY?
>> OKAY.
>> ONE AT A TIME.
WHAT THIS DOES IS IT HAS A
BLUE-LIGHT TINT TO IT.
>> MM-HMM.
>> SO, WHAT THIS IS GOING TO DO
IS SIMULATE AN HOUR'S WORTH OF
SCREEN TIME.
>> OKAY.
>> IN EACH EYE, OKAY?
SO, JUST LOOK AT ME.
OKAY. I'M JUST GONNA HOLD THAT
THERE.
RIGHT.
I'M GONNA HOLD IT HERE.
LOOK AT ME.
RIGHT. OKAY. GOOD.
OKAY, SO, LET'S SEE WHERE WE
WERE OVER HERE.
OKAY.
I'M GONNA START CLOSER.
>> OKAY.
>> SO, YOU CAN JUST SEE, YOU
KNOW, THIS STILL IS THE BEST
TEST THAT WE HAVE.
>> MM-HMM.
>> UM, HOW FAR AWAY WAS A
COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN YOU WERE
WORKING ON IT?
ABOUT HERE? HERE?
>> YEAH, ABOUT RIGHT THERE.
>> YEAH, AND HOW IS THIS LINE
FOR YOU TO LOOK AT?
>> "E," "D," "F," "C," "Z," "P."
>> YES. OKAY. GOOD.
I'M GONNA PULL IT BACK JUST A
LITTLE BIT.
DO YOU NOTICE ANY STRAIN FROM
THAT LIGHT OR ANYTHING?
>> NO. JUST SAME, LIKE, THIS EYE
SEEMS A LITTLE TIRED, LIKE --
LIKE DRIED OR SOMETHING.
>> THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WITH THAT
LIGHT.
THAT BLUE LIGHT.
I'M GONNA HANG IT UP BACK HERE.
OKAY.
SOMETIMES THE DISTANCE HELPS.
A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN SEE IT WHEN
THEY'RE CLOSE UP, BUT FAR AWAY,
IT'S HARDER TO SEE.
>> IT LOOKED ALL BLURRED.
>> SAY AGAIN?
>> ALL OF IT LOOKS BLURRED.
>> THAT'LL HAPPEN.
>> ALL THE WAY FROM THE GREEN
ALL THE WAY UP TO THE TOP.
>> YEP. OKAY.
>> UM, SO WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
IS CAN YOU READ THIS LINE RIGHT
HERE?
>> THE THIRD ONE?
>> UH --
>> OF THE FOURTH?
>> TRY AND READ --
>> "L" -- OKAY, WHICH STICK,
'CAUSE YOU GOT TWO OF THEM.
>> SAY THAT AGAIN?
>> YOU -- WHICH STICK, 'CAUSE
THERE WAS -- YOU HAD TWO.
OH, MY GOSH.
YOU ONLY GOT ONE STICK.
OH, MY GOSH.
THAT'S CRAZY.
>> OH, WERE YOU SEEING TWO?
>> YES.
>> THAT'S A -- IT'S A DISTANCE
THING.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
THAT'S SCARY.
>> IT'S -- IT'S HAPPENING TO A
LOT OF PEOPLE.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> IT'S THE BLUE LIGHT.
YEAH.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> I WOULDN'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT
IT, THOUGH.
IT'S -- IT'S -- YOU NEVER HAVE
THAT MUCH PUT IN IN ONE, YOU
KNOW, BANG.
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.
>> SO, YOU SAW BLURRING,
GHOSTING, AND, UH --
>> IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS TWO
STICKS.
>> IT LOOKED LIKE TWO STICKS.
THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING A LOT
WITH THAT LIGHT.
THE BLUE LIGHT WILL -- IF PUT IN
TOO LONG, YOU'RE GONNA START TO
SEE DOUBLE FROM FAR AWAY.
>> WOW.
>> YEAH.
SO, OKAY, WHICH ONE OF THESE
LINES IS THE EASIEST ONE FOR YOU
THE READ?
>> OH, MY GOD.
AM I TRIPPING OUT?
LOOK LIKE YOU GOT ON TWO TIES
AND TWO BELTS.
>> OKAY.
YOU KNOW THAT WHAT THAT IS?
THAT'S A NORMAL -- THAT'S A
DOUBLE VISION.
>> AND TWO TABLETS NOW.
>> OKAY.
THAT'LL -- THAT'LL CLEAR UP.
>> OH, LORD.
>> DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> THIS IS CRAZY.
>> IT'S A DISTANCE THING.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> YOUR EYES WILL RETURN TO
NORMAL IN ABOUT 45 MINUTES.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS
HAPPENING.
>> WELL, YOU JUST RELAX, AND,
UH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK IN A
MOMENT, OKAY?
>> WOW. OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
HOW IS YOUR VISION?
>> UH, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>> YEAH?
>> UM, I DO -- IT DOES GET A
LITTLE BLURRY EVERY NOW AND
THEN, LIKE WHEN I'M WATCHING TV
OR SOMETHING.
>> MM-HMM.
AND HAVE YOU EVER WORN GLASSES
BEFORE?
>> NO.
>> NO CONTACTS, NO GLASSES,
LASIK?
NO? OKAY.
THERE'S A NEW PROCEDURE CALLED
A.EYE WHERE IT'S AN EYE
REPLACEMENT WHERE YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO SEE TWO TIMES CLEARER THAN
NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS.
>> WOW.
>> AND WE DO IT HERE.
>> MM-HMM.
>> AND I HAD IT DONE IN BOTH OF
MY EYES.
>> REALLY?
>> SO, I HAVE EXCELLENT,
EXCELLENT VISION.
>> WOW.
>> UM, DEEP INSIDE THE PUPIL,
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE A
LITTLE LIGHT.
ACTUALLY A LITTLE DEEP INSIDE.
>> YEAH.
I DO. A LITTLE BIT.
>> YEAH. IT CONNECTS TO THE
OPTIC NERVE, SO IT HAS THE
PRECISION OF A CAMERA.
YOU KNOW HOW THEY'RE MAKING
CAMERA LENSES MUCH SMALLER?
>> UH-HUH.
>> IT GIVES THE ABILITY -- I'LL
SHOW YOU HERE.
GET A LOOK AT IT.
YEAH, YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE IT.
YEAH.
>> DUDE...
>> WHAT IT IS -- THERE'S A SMALL
LIGHT INSIDE HERE, AND THAT'S
CONNECTING TO THE OPTIC NERVE
THAT GOES RIGHT TO MY BRAIN.
THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'S A
LITTLE WEIRD.
IT'S WIRELESS.
>> REALLY?
SO, YOU CAN SEE, LIKE, WHEN
IT'S --
>> THAT'S THE ON-- UP TO 30 FEET
IF I WALK AWAY.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> YEAH, THAT'S THE ONLY JARRING
PART OF --
>> THAT'S KIND OF CREEPY.
>> YEAH.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> UH, WE USE IT SOMETIMES, YOU
KNOW, MY WIFE AND I, AS A NANNY
CAM.
>> DOES SHE HAVE THEM, TOO?
>> YEAH, SHE HAS TWO OF THEM.
>> REALLY?
>> AND I'LL LEAVE THIS AT HOME
SO I CAN WATCH THE BABYSITTER,
YOU KNOW?
>> SO, WHAT DO YOU DO, LIKE,
WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE THAT IN?
LIKE, YOU JUST --
>> SLEEP.
YOU TAKE THEM OUT AT NIGHT TO
SLEEP.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> AND IT DOESN'T HURT, LIKE,
WHILE IT'S OUT?
>> NO. IT'S A -- OOP.
[ CLATTERS ]
THAT MAKES ME DIZZY.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I SHOULDN'T DROP THAT.
YEAH. IT'S A LITTLE EXPENSIVE.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> YOU KNOW, I WAS TIRED OF
TRYING TO WEAR GLASSES AND TIRED
OF -- I NEVER HAD GOOD VISION.
THAT'S PART OF THE REASON WHY I
BECAME AN EYE DOCTOR, YOU KNOW,
WAS BECAUSE I-I COULDN'T SEE
VERY WELL.
SO, IT'S GOOD TO...GET IT.
ONCE IT SETS IN, IT LIKE CLICKS.
SO...
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> YEAH.
UM, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, WE DO
IT HERE.
>> WOW.
>> SO...
>> I HAVE NOT HEARD OF THIS.
>> OKAY.
I'M GONNA GET YOUR PAPERWORK,
AND WE'RE GONNA BE ALL DONE
HERE.
>> OKAY.
AND YOU LET US KNOW IF YOU'RE
INTERESTED, OKAY?
>> OKAY.
>> WELL, THIS WILL BE KIND OF
FUN TO MESS WITH, LIKE, THE
LAWS -- WE'RE ALWAYS MESSING
WITH THE LAWS OF SCIENCE.
BUT, LIKE, IN A SCIENCE
CLASSROOM, I WONDER IF IT'LL BE,
LIKE, MORE BELIEVABLE.
HOW FAR CAN WE GO?
YOU WAIT AND SEE.
All right.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON IN.
WE'LL BE WORKING IN HERE TODAY.
THEY JUST MOPPED, SO BE CAREFUL.
>> OKAY, GOTCHA.
>> MAYBE YOU WANT TO WALK AROUND
THIS WAY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH, YOU CAN WORK ON THAT SIDE
OF THE TABLE.
I'LL COME OVER HERE.
YEAH, THEY DO DIFFERENT LECTURES
AND THINGS IN THESE ROOMS, SO
WE'RE GONNA GET THIS ALL CLEANED
UP FOR TONIGHT, 'CAUSE THEY HAVE
A CLASS COMING IN.
>> WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT?
>> YOU KNOW, THERE WAS, LIKE, A
METEOR CRASH IN THE
MOJAVE DESERT.
AND THEY PICKED UP PIECES FROM
AROUND THE CRATER.
>> THE CRATER?
>> MM-HMM.
AND THESE WERE AROUND IT, SO IN
THE DUST.
>> OH, SO IT'S --
>> YOU SHOULD PUT GLOVES ON.
>> OH.
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY, THESE JUST HAPPENED TO
BE AROUND IT WHEN THE METEOR...
>> EXACTLY, RIGHT.
SO, WE'RE GONNA PUT THESE
SAMPLES INTO JARS.
>> OH, COOL.
>> SO, YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THE
JAR.
>> GOT YOU.
>> YEAH.
LOOKS LIKE A SEED POD, DOESN'T
IT?
>> IT DOES.
>> YEAH.
AND TAKE THESE LITTLE FRAGMENTS.
YEAH.
>> AND WHAT ARE THESE?
>> THAT, YOU KNOW, HE WAS SAYING
SOMETHING ABOUT EXOSKELETON.
I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT...
[ LID SCREWS ONTO JAR ]
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
>> EXHIBIT "B."
>> YEP, AND THEN THERE'S THIS
GUY, I HAVE NO IDEA.
LOOK AT THIS THING.
>> UGH. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT CAN
WE CALL IT.
>> SPACE POD OR SPACE SEED?
>> CAME FROM OUTER SPACE?
>> YOU HAVE GLOVES ON.
YOU CAN FEEL IT HAS A LITTLE BIT
OF A...
>> A LITTLE ROUGHNESS TO IT.
>> YEAH.
>> THAT'S PRETTY INTERESTING.
OF COURSE, I HAVE AN URGE TO
CRACK IT OPEN.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> OH, BOY.
I KNOW HOW THAT CAN BE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> AAH!
>> OH.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
OKAY, COME ON, COME ON.
>> THAT IS THE WORST.
>> OH!
>> [ GASPS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M SORRY. I'M NOT LAUGHING, BUT
I'M LAUGHING.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS
HAPPENING.
>> I KNOW. WAIT.
OH, MY GOD.
WOW!
LOOK AT THAT.
THAT WAS IN THE WATER FOR LIKE A
SECOND, AND IT JUST, LIKE,
SWELLED UP.
>> IT'S STILL EVEN -- IT'S STILL
SOLID.
>> YEAH.
THE MIDDLE IS KIND OF SOFT HERE.
>> THAT IS SO STRANG-- UH-OH.
>> OH, THAT HAS, LIKE, A...
>> WOW.
>> OH, MY GOD.
WHAT IS IN THERE?
I SEE SOMETHING.
>> LOOK AT THAT.
>> [ Gasping ] OHHHH!
[ GASPS ]
>> IT IS TOTALLY MOVING.
>> IT'S STILL ALIVE!
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> IT'S A CREATURE FROM
OUTER SPACE, AND IT'S STILL
ALIVE.
>> THIS IS AMAZING.
>> [ GASPING ]
>> WHAT?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> WHAT IS THAT?
OH!
[ LAUGHING ]
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> THAT THING IS ALIVE?
OH, MY -- IT'S BREATHING!
>> IS IT REALLY MOVING?
>> LOOK AT THE MOUTH UNDERNEATH.
OH, THAT'S LITTLE TENDRILS.
>> IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF
SPACE CRAB.
[ FEET TAPPING FLOOR NERVOUSLY ]
>> OHHH!
OKAY, YOU HAVE TO STOP IT.
>> IT'S, LIKE -- IT'S TOTALLY,
LIKE, MUTATING.
>> [ Shrilly ] THERE'S TWO!
>> OH, MY GOSH.
YIKES, YIKES, YIKES.
AAH, AAH.
>> OH. OH, MY GOD.
>> GOSH.
>> THEY'RE LIKE -- WHAT THE
HELL -- WHAT?
[ CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY ]
>> YEAH. YIKES.
UGH.
>> AAH!
>> YIKES, YIKES, YIKES.
AH.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
IT'S TOTALLY, LIKE, MOVING.
OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY
GOSH.
NO.
I'M HOLDING IT. GET OVER HERE.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
>> OKAY, HOLD ON.
>> WHAT IF THEY'RE, LIKE,
MULTIPLYING INTO MORE OF THEM?
>> OH, MY GOD.
[ SQUEAK ]
THEY'RE -- DID YOU HEAR THAT
SCREECH?
>> WHAT?
>> DID YOU HEAR IT GO, "EE"?
[ SQUEAK ]
[ LAUGHS ]
AH!
MICHAEL, WE JUST MADE HISTORY
TOGETHER.
>> YES, WE DID.
>> WE JUST MADE HISTORY.
THIS IS BEYOND -- WHAT YOU ABOUT
TO DO?
>> YOU LIFT THE BOWL UP AND I'LL
SCOOP THEM INTO HERE.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY, READY?
>> PUT IT UNDERNEATH.
[ GASPS ]
AAH!
[ GASPS ]
>> WHAT THE HECK?
>> WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS GOING ON?
[ CAT MEOWS ]
>> WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
>> I HAVE NO IDEA.
THAT -- WHY -- THAT'S, LIKE --
>> THEY WERE CRABS.
NOW THEY'RE CATS.
WHAT THE HELL?
>> IT LIKE ASSIMILATED -- LOOK
AT THE BOOK.
>> [ GASPS ]
MICHAEL!
OH!
THE BOOK!
THEY WERE CRABS!
NOW THEY'RE CATS!
[ CAT MEOWING ]
**
YOU SAID THE BOOK, AND THERE'S A
CAT ON THE BOOK, AND NOW THEY'RE
CATS.
OKAY, WE GOT TO GET SOMETHING TO
HOLD THESE THINGS IN.
YOU CANNOT LEAVE ME IN THIS ROOM
'CAUSE THAT [BLEEP] WILL TURN
INTO SOMETHING ELSE, AND YOU
COME BACK IN HERE AND I'M
[BLEEP] ATE UP.
THEY WERE CRABS!
>> YES.
>> NO. [BLEEP] THAT. NO.
I'M SORRY. NO.
MNH-MNH, MNH-MNH.
NH-MNH!M
MNH-MNH!
THEY WERE CRABS, MICHAEL.
>> I KNOW. THEY WERE CRABS.
>> OKAY, I'M REALLY FREAKING OUT
NOW.
>> ALL RIGHT, DON'T FREAK OUT.
DON'T FREAK OUT.
THEY'RE JUST -- IT'S JUST
KITTENS.
>> NO, JUST KITTENS, MY ASS.
I'M SURE YOU WATCHED ENOUGH
[BLEEP] MOVIES TO UNDERSTAND
THAT THIS BIZARRE [BLEEP] IS
HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
>> THAT'S WHAT CAN HAPPEN WITH A
METEOR CRASH LIKE THAT.
IF SOMETHING COMES OUT OF A
METEOR THAT'S ALIVE AND IT
TOUCHES SOMETHING ELSE, IT COULD
ASSIMILATE.
>> WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET
THIS INFORMATION FROM?
>> YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THAT?
IT'S CALLED THE CARBONARO
EFFECT.
HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF THAT
BEFORE?
>> NO.
>> IT'S ALSO THE NAME OF THE
HIDDEN-CAMERA MAGIC TV SHOW.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> LIKE THE ONE YOU'RE ON RIGHT
NOW.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ LAUGHS HARDER ]
>> JENNIFER, GET OVER HERE.
>> NO!
>> COME HERE, YOU.
>> NO!
>> COME ON.
I'M MICHAEL CARBONARO.
>> YOU'RE LYING.
>> AND I AM LYING.
I'M A MAGICIAN.
>> OH, I'LL SLAP YOU.
AND YOU WERE SO, SO NICE AND
SMOOTH AND EVERYTHING.
I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING
SPECIAL ABOUT YOU.
>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> EH, UHHH...