♪ Whoo! ♪
♪ Come on, the one and only ♪
Woman: I've never seen anything like it.
♪♪
This might be a barren day today, boys.
It's snowing outside.
I don't know if I've ever said to myself in a snowstorm,
"I got to go get a mouse for my computer now."
What's an Intel Refrige?
Oh, yeah, it's the Intele Fridge.
You haven't seen the TV commercial for these?
No. No.
Really wild stuff.
Uses one little microchip right there.
It's very light, so you can take it anywhere you want.
It incorporates software from different grocery stores,
so you can make your lists on the front of it.
Like, look.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, you put "Enter"
and, you know, let's say you're picking produce.
Who makes this? Intel?
No, it's a different company.
Look, we're under produce now.
So if you put grapes, celery,
and see how it fills up the fridge a little bit?
Oh, nice.
It tells you how much will actually fit in there.
Go ahead, pick a few things until it fills up --
anything you want.
Orange juice... Orange juice...
...milk...
...and, uh, beer.
...beer. [ Chuckles ]
That sounds like a good deal --
orange juice, milk, and beer.
All right, so you see the fridge
gets filled up 100% right there,
because when you sync it -- this is what's insane --
it actually syncs through the Cloud
as long as it's not overfilled.
You can see
the fridge is getting filled up with your selections.
[ Refrigerator beeps ]
Yeah, "Sync complete. Enjoy."
So then, it would have, you know,
everything we ordered, it will download from the Cloud.
Oh, wait a minute. This wasn't in there before?
No. That's what we picked, right?
Yeah, you picked beer, orange juice,
you had the celery, the grapes.
How did it come in there?
It goes through the Cloud.
It's an organic matter that can go through the cloud.
Oh, my God!
Yeah.
I want to take a picture to show my wife.
And the milk. Did you pick milk?
Yeah.
Yeah, you picked milk.
Yeah.
So, that's all that --
Isn't that insane?
Unbelievable.
My mother's like 94. It would be great for her.
Yeah?
And it's good for a quick snack, too.
I mean, if you want --
Look, we'll do a "Star Over".
We do --
I'll press "Produce" and say we just wanted to pick bananas.
See, even though it's only 10%,
it'll do just one thing.
So, it starts to sync it...
Oop.
Oh, a little spotty connection.
Okay.
So, that was only halfway --
It looked like it only went halfway, so tha--
This is the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen in my life.
It only downloaded half the bananas.
I'm gonna get one of these. This is unbelievable.
I think 'cause the connection got stuck,
it only downloaded half the bananas.
Oh, my --
I've been showing this to people
and nobody's been, like, as enthused as you are.
I'll get you that brochure.
Yeah.
Okay? I'll get that brochure. I'll be right back.
♪♪
I'm over at Micro Center.
I'm waiting to pick up this package.
I took an Uber here. I saw --
This guy showed me a demonstration of this item.
It's the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen in my life.
This is a really wild, new steamer
they came up with where it doesn't use water.
For cleaning?
No, for, uh...
for getting rid of wrinkles.
For ironing. Yeah, if you feel, the steam is cool...
Yeah, I can feel it.
...instead of being warm.
This way, you don't burn yourself and stuff like that.
...the one I have is warm, yeah.
Does it work well? It works very well.
They do work good. This one's pretty good.
You know, we try to get, like, a really wrinkly shirt.
Sure.
You just sort of, like, run it through underneath it --
a little one-shot like that.
That's pretty good.
I'm surprised that it does, yeah.
It looks good, right?
Yeah. For cool.
It's a fast, one-shot deal.
For cool, yeah. Usually, they're warm.
It's pretty good, man.
Yeah.
And they have this one right here
that goes a little bit lower.
Turn that down.
Yeah, we were having people come in
who had wrinkly clothes on and we were like literally...
Steaming them out.
...steaming them right there.
Excuse me, sir, do you know, are these backpacks on sale?
Uh, these are the on-sale ones, yeah.
There's also ones over here on sale.
But, uh...
Yeah, it was pretty interesting
they were able to pull moisture from the air.
It's the first time they've been able to do anything like that.
Yeah, I'm surprised. Usually, it's distilled water.
Right.
Used to have to fill the whole thing with water.
But it lasts forever, too.
Yeah. All righty.
Give that a turn... and a twist.
Okay.
There we go.
What -- What happened?
Did I just shoot that at...Oh.
I'm sorry, did you say that these are
the only backpacks, or is there --
No, that aisle over there is also...
Yeah. These over here?
Yeah, that aisle, yeah. Sorry.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, thanks.
No problem.
Did I just do that?
♪♪
That was not me.
Was that me? Was that me?
It's like his pants are on tight, his shirt was on tight.
It wasn't like that, right? I had the -- Was it me?
Yeah.
It's like, "What the hell?"
I think I did that with the steam.
Did not just happen, but something happened back there.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna set up for the next demonstration,
'cause I'm a little flustered.
I just got to watch where I could, um...
Yeah.
Sir, you said there was other backpacks around here?
Yeah. Yes. Is there another --
The, um...that second aisle has all the ones,
and any one with a yellow tag is half off.
Okay.
Yeah.
There's no other ones in the store?
Uh, there's ones over there in the back corner that have it.
Like, the ones in the very back corner over there has it...
Okay, yeah. ...but not, um...
They have to have a yellow tag.
Okay. Okay, I'll check out these first.
It's mostly that second aisle.
Yeah. Okay.
Thanks.
♪♪
That's weird.
I'm gonna get another -- I'll be right back.
♪♪
They were --
They're little stickers for jars that get stuck.
One of our employees made them up.
He's a gamer and a programmer,
so he's really good with all kinds --
Yeah, if a jar gets stuck like that,
he made this little sticker.
It's a tiny, little microchip on the inside
that helps with pulling that off.
Go ahead and pull that sticker apart.
Yeah, so it sits on top of the jar,
and you just sort of --
Here, go ahead and hold on to the jar.
And you just tap it. Look at this.
♪♪
Isn't that wild? How did it to that?
It just pulls it open using suction.
'Cause there's suction on the inside,
so it reverses the vacuum...
so that it just opens by itself.
That's kind of crazy. Isn't that great?
Yeah, so, we're giving them away here today.
We thought, you know, anybody'd want to use those.
Multiple use?
Ah, no.
All right.
I guess if you could peel it off --
Each one really goes one time
'cause it has a tiny, little bubble in there.
Here, if you open up that one,
you'll feel that little bubble.
Yeah.
Yeah, pull that one apart, too.
I'll show you what...
But yeah, there's that tiny, little bubble.
You can almost see that little thickness in there.
But, like, if it goes on top of this --
like that -- and you just tap it...
like that, and it'll pop the cork right off.
Oh, that's crazy.
So yeah, let me give you one. Here, I have one...
I'm so stupid.
You're supposed to always leave one out.
And now you're gonna need one.
But if you're gonna buy something today,
I'll bring you a pack of 50 now 'cause they don't have them at the registers.
Hang here one second.
And if you can get that open,
you can take those, but I think...
Mindy!
Do you have another jar opener for the jar openers?
♪♪
This is great. Real chem lab.
I mean, these are real -- This is all a real experiment.
They let us have this little area,
but this is -- I have no idea what this is, so...
♪♪
I'm just gonna clean this off, basically,
so that the students can do an experiment here...
Okay.
...if they're coming in tonight.
Um...you know what we're gonna need is Bunsen burners.
Bunsen burners. Is there a burner back there?
Nothing, right?
No.
All right, no problem.
You know what I will have them do...
Yeah?
...I'll have them use the lab app,
which should probably work in here.
I haven't done it in here. Have you seen the intersystem?
I'm new, I'm new. Oh, wow, wow!
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
Oh, cool.
Dude, they have this thing that's called Cloud Lab.
Okay.
It's like a digital laboratory.
Oh, so you save on supplies.
Right. Totally. Yeah, absolutely.
I didn't even think about that.
I'm sure hydrochloric acid is cheap, though.
Right.
They don't have that coming out of the phone yet, but...
Oh, right. [ Laughs ]
No, it has a special code, too, with the server
because it unlocks something in your Wi-Fi...
Oh!
...that lets you kind of mess with the battery system
in the phone, so...
Tight. Tight.
...it's pretty cool.
It's got, like, a whole bunch of different applications
you can see here.
Does this allow you to replace that stuff?
Yeah.
Like the Bunsen burner app right here.
Hit me with it.
If you press the Bunsen burner app,
you get, like, a little burner...
Uh-huh.
...and then it will connect to the Wi-Fi,
and it disconnects the security setting
that's on your battery...
Okay.
...that usually prevents your phone from overheating.
So you can press it,
so the battery and the flash are touching together,
and it intensifies.
Look at that.
You got a fire in your phone.
What?! [ Laughs ]
Yeah.
Only if you have the code.
Pretty cool. So then you just put it out with -- whoop!
Oh, no! Okay.
Sorry about that.
Wrong one. Wrong one. No worries.
Do you want to...
No problem, no problem.
...beat it out with this? Or this is just as flammable.
Here, you know what?
There's actually a setting here for extinguisher.
Set that.
There we go. Nice.
Is that a phone-phone or is that a...?
Hmm?
Is that a special device or is that a phone?
It's just a phone.
So, like, I could put that on my phone?
If you have the code.
You have to have the code. The code's not gonna allow you to mess with --
How does it physically --
Well, it'll mess with the interworkings of the phone.
I'm saying, like, what in my phone --
like, is there like a fan that can blow that hard?
Yeah.
You ever use a phone a lot,
it gets really, really, really hot?
Yeah.
So, there's a fan in there that's cooling that down, right?
Huh.
I thought my phone was, like, such low power
that it didn't need or use a fan.
No, no, no, it has -- Feel the flash.
It's still kind of warm on there.
Yeah, yeah, so, I know the flash can do that.
Yeah.
Huh.
So you flip it out, and then this side here,
that's where the extinguisher comes out.
That is really cool. Pretty wild, right?
Yeah, it has the Bunsen burner.
Eye wash?
Eye wa-- I haven't used the eye wash yet.
I think that one has --
Should I step back?
No. You press it, and then it would -- oh!
Okay, I guess that would be...
That's probably for emergency eye wash.
Whew!
It's still a little bit hot.
I'm gonna see if I can get the Wi-Fi
to go up a little bit stronger in here.
I'm gonna move that thing closer
so that when we do the class tonight,
the students won't have a problem.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
♪♪
What the [bleep]
Oh, man, they got that in! Are they playing with that stuff?
Ooh, grab that -- that gold envelope, there.
I heard about that. Oh, yes!
Check that out. Have you seen that?
A nutritional foam.
Unh-unh. Here, let me give that a little --
Here, put gloves on
'cause I think I want to give this a little try, here.
They said we can give it a try.
We've been waiting for this stuff for a while.
Here, I'm gonna open it, so, uh...goggles.
♪♪
There you go.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
Okay.
Okay, good, it already set.
It already set, which is good.
Let me get it out. Yeah.
And there it is.
Oh, what? Look at that.
Yeah, it's like a polyfoam base,
almost like a burger bun.
And you put it in water or something?
You do. You add different elements to it to have it work.
So, just a little piece -- It's incredible what it can do.
Feel that. Give that a little squeeze.
Yeah, and it gets the air inside there.
It's an amazing little guy, right?
If you squish him...
and maybe add a little bit of the activator...
♪♪
...you can feel it start to expand,
and then it'll...
automatically spherate.
Oh, what? That's crazy.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, be very careful.
What?! It's a perfect sphere.
Can take our goggles off.
What does it feel like to you?
Like a -- Like a stress ball.
Exactly. You can feel that.
And this one's got cream-bearing nucleus.
There's three different kinds, so...
That one's probably squishing.
And put --
You know, what we do is put the Q-tip into the red solution.
Put it in there?
Yeah, mix some of the red solution
and touch it to the top.
♪♪
All right.
♪♪
Rub it on -- Yep, good, good, good.
Okay, I'm gonna press that in.
And then it's gonna...
Here we go. Look at that.
It starts to separate.
It's actually going through a gestation.
Okay, here it goes.
Oh...
It's gonna take its form.
So, these are all pre-set in there.
There it goes. There it is.
Ohh, now it looks like a Twinkie!
Right?
And we're gonna put it in the vise like this.
Okay.
And I'll add the heat.
The heat's gonna activate the cream nucleus
from the inside.
It gets real hot. You feel the heat?
Yeah. Feels really good.
Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
That should do it. All right.
This way.
And, uh, look.
Yeah. What?
The cream has expanded.
Smell it now.
What?!
My mind is blown. No way.
Yep.
For the military,
they're gonna be using these
because it's much easier to use out in the field
'cause this is durable when it starts.
Yeah.
This can roll around in the mud,
and then you can still have something as delicate...
as a yellow sponge cream cake.
Mmm.
So, that's what they're doing now,
is they're analyzing polyfoam,
which is made from latex.
So I'm eating latex?
Technically, yes, you're eating latex.
But it's latex that's gone through a chemical change.
Wow.
Here's our specimen right here.
Um, this is not labeled.
Um... we'll take that little...
You know, it's an egg.
So, that's in egg state.
Okay.
And, uh, see how far we can kind of study
the gestation of that right there.
Okay, that's really good.
All right, I'm gonna try a little dot here...
of baloney-a.
Okay, and see if it starts to take effect there.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, there it goes. It broke open.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, there it is.
What?
Look at that.
What?
Yeah.
Okay, so, that's gonna speed up the evolution process.
Um...
826 by 5.
So, that looks to me -- You know, it's an amphibian.
Baby tadpole.
Baby tadpole, yeah.
You can see his little legs.
Yeah.
So, that speeds it up.
Let me take some of the speed gel.
Right. This is just --
Got a protein-reduction compound
that'll break up the collagen.
I'll put that in there.
There you go.
You clasp your hands around it like this.
Sort of cover it completely.
You want to cover, yeah, all the sides so that...
Yeah, seal the air.
The warmth of your hands can give it a little agitation.
There you go.
Ooh.
Okay, and hold it by the top, see what you got.
If it worked.
♪♪
Whoa! What?!
Let me see.
Yep. Look at that.
That's kind of amazing. Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow, he jumped right out of there.
Wow.
The normal gestation period for the egg
to the tadpole is two weeks,
and then from tadpole to full frog is another two weeks.
But, you know, by speeding it up
using a speed compound...
Yeah.
...that's gonna just speed up the evolution.
That's incredible.
Yeah.
All right, now,
this one's gonna kind of reduce it a little bit.
We want to give him --
He has no food, so we want to give him a little.
Just a little touch of that like this.
That'll kind of...
Yeah, see how he starts to eat that right off the top of the water.
And I just give it a swoosh like this.
And that will take the oxygen out.
Swish it, give it a little shake.
You can actually use an agitation machine.
One of these, where you click it on.
The top is very shaky, so we'll put that on.
So, by mixing the compound,
because it doesn't have a chloride in it
and it's such a simple organism,
it's gonna bring us right back down...
to the egg.
Then we can freeze this again,
and we'll do it for the biology students
when they come in.
So, I'll put this right here.
Okay.
I will be right back with the rest of the beakers
so we can set it up.
♪♪
You
Ready for some magic at a creepy house?
[ High-pitched voice ] Are you?
[ Normal voice ] Oh, I am.
Let's go!
♪♪
This is an historical house.
Some of this stuff is really valuable.
Right.
A little tangle
between who in the family's gonna own what right now.
Right, okay.
So -- But they need it cleaned out.
And the weird part is when her son died,
they left this room exactly the way it was when he was here,
and they didn't want anything touched.
Uh...oh.
I thought I packed that already.
Timmy.
Um...
It's a little sad, but --
Yeah.
Maybe what you can do, then,
is you can write down the condition of some of this stuff.
Come on over here.
And I will...
I was going through some of this stuff.
This is gonna be for donations,
and the stuff I put out over there,
we're gonna put at the estate sale.
Okay.
So I have a good way to separate what's what.
So, yeah, I put jewelry box --
I just wrote this heart jewelry box is the first one there.
That's in good condition. Just write "needs polished."
That's the only thing.
We'll probably polish it up before we put it out.
Yeah, so the stuff in this room --
This is where it gets weird.
We've got this guy here --
probably just put this to donations, then.
A little creepy.
What's that? A little creepy.
Yeah, it is creepy, right?
Oh, look at that.
[ Chuckles ] All right, we'll donate this.
So put "ventriloquist dummy" --
We'll donate that one, and --
Timmy.
Oh.
So... Did you hear that?
Yeah.
I didn't think these made noise.
That must have been something else in --
Oh, there's a tape recorder in here.
Do you think that was that?
I think so.
Oop, no. I guess not.
I heard something earlier, too.
You did?
Yeah.
Sometimes they have, like, a little electronic thing in them.
I don't know.
Yeah.
It should be dead, though. These are old.
You know what? Put this with the --
with the other stuff over there, maybe on that chair.
Just put it down there.
Yeah, I'll -- I'll see if they want to sell that.
I think that's a good idea.
Yeah.
So, you want me to cross it off here --
Yeah, cross it off there so we won't need it from there.
Yeah.
I don't know how to price that, though --
the ventriloquist doll, something like that.
I -- Okay.
I didn't put the hand up there,
and I had his head facing the other way.
So, I put him down,
and his head was facing the other way,
and then I turned back around
and his hand was on top of the frame
with the head facing toward the frame.
♪♪
Is this the kid?
Huh?
Holy [bleep]
What?
♪♪
[ Chuckles ] It's starting to get a little creepy, I guess.
That was really weird.
And you saw the thing holding on to it, right?
Maybe when you --
Well, 'cause I know the head is -- The head's...
It's probably loose or something.
I mean, that could have just fallen, right?
Sure. [ Laughs ]
Yeah, this doesn't have any movements in it.
You didn't put the hand on the frame?
No.
All right, I don't --
I'm not gonna deal with that.
That's a little too much.
Okay.
Anyways.
Yeah, "anyways" is right.
And it's weird
that it was a picture of him and the little boy.
Yeah, that must be --
Oh, yeah, 'cause on his bed there, look,
that's what it says -- "Timmy."
♪♪
That was the kid.
Yeah.
This is the kid.
They're probably want to keep this, then.
Oh, yeah.
All right, well, you know what?
I think we should let them keep the picture, you know?
Yeah.
We can put that with...
Aww. Look.
"Timmy loves Randy."
Oh, wow.
That's so sweet.
Here, put...
♪♪
Did you move the freakin' doll?
Huh?
Where'd you put the doll?
Stop it.
No, I'm...
I'm telling you.
I heard the thing talk.
Dude, what the heck? Did you just move --
You saw me standing the frick right here the whole time.
Where the heck did it go? Did I put --
That's really weird. Holy [bleep]
That's totally weird. It's right there.
Oh, my God.
That is crazy.
What the frig is going on?
I think it's haunted.
Huh?
There's a weird feeling here.
Yeah.
I walked in, and I heard a voice, of the kid,
when I first walked into that room,
but I thought I was hearing some stuff.
Or maybe it was a squeaking of wood or something.
I couldn't tell.
I was hearing noises earlier when I packed it,
and I'm telling you, I packed that thing up earlier.
I know I did.
That was sitting right here.
[ Scoffs ]
And you saw the thing holding on to it, right?
I thought you set up the arm on the thing.
No, and you saw --
Like, I couldn't get the hand off the -- the picture frame.
You saw that.
Just like he was holding on to it.
Yeah.
And that's --
I think it wants to stay there.
I think we should talk to the family about it.
And let it stay there.
I think so -- for now.
Oh, my --
I would even say let's put it back in there,
and I would leave the frame over there with him.
That's what I would do. Timmy.
Uh...
Okay.
You heard that?
I heard that.
Okay.
Dude, do you think this could be, like, the Carbonaro Effect?
What's that? You've never heard of --
Carbonaro?
Carbonaro Effect.
No.
Have you heard of that before?
No, I've never heard of that.
It's a TV show, "The Carbonaro Effect."
You never heard of that show?
No.
What if I told you
that we were actually on that TV show right now?
Would you believe that?
Um...No.
I wouldn't. No?
You want to see -- Look, there's --
See that little camera around over there?
No way. Yeah, dude. It's a magic show.
This is ridiculous.
[ Both laugh ] Oh, my God.