♪ Whoo! ♪
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Woman: I've never seen anything like it.
♪♪
[ Southern accent ] Well, I think it's time for camp fun
here at Camp Bear Hollow.
Whoo!
That's a cowboy talking.
I don't know why.
[ Normal voice ] This is our kids' camp.
Okay.
So we'll be setting up for where the kids
get to do their wilderness survival tests.
Ooh.
And they do their spooky ghost stories as well.
So, let's see.
[ Laughs ]
Maybe I'll have you have a seat right here by the campfire.
Okay.
And I was gonna test a couple things here.
We're doing a walkabout through the woods
where the kids are gonna get to get a chance to go up
and try and spy on some animals.
And we were testing these this year --
these new Camo-Caps. Mm-hmm.
Which are these little...
It's kind of like a little explosive device -- safe --
that, um, it shoots a camouflage around you.
-Huh. -It's, uh...
If you were out in the woods and you wanted to wear something
that was camouflage,
you take one of these, you throw it down,
and it has a spandex vibration.
Okay. Should I move?
-No, no, that's good. -Okay.
I'm gonna pull the pin, down.
Wow!
Yeah.
Full camouflage suit.
What? That looks good.
That worked well, and it didn't hurt.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, I'm just concerned about the kids
getting it whipped in their face like that.
Yeah.
So that's the camo outfits.
Yeah. I'm gonna try the, uh...
There's another brand we have here.
Hang on one sec.
♪♪
Have you heard of Glamping Powder?
No.
Okay.
Say you're out in the woods
and you need to cook something to eat.
Mm-hmm?
You know, you can find different things in nature
that will be edible.
One of the things, for example --
the berberry leaf.
That has its own natural emollient.
Then what we do is we look for untainted twigs.
So, we get leaves, we place those in here...
Just get a little bit of soil here,
'cause this is gonna cluster. You've heard of nut clusters?
Mm-hmm.
There we go. Okay.
So you get that in there like this.
Mm-hmm.
Okay?
Now, this would ordinarily not be safe to eat
unless it's cooked.
But if we could put a little bit of the Glamping Powder
on it, that sterilizes.
And it's a mixture of sugar and emulsification crystal.
It's activated with heat.
Okay.
So, okay, I'm gonna have you
hold onto the top of that, like this.
There you go. And I'll cover this up.
And you just kind of want to twist it back
and forth a little bit.
I'm gonna get it underneath here, like this.
There we go.
Did you feel any change? Hm... no.
No?
No.
Okay, you want to take the lid off?
And see? It clumps together.
Stop it.
Yeah.
No way. Isn't that beautiful?
It's cool, yeah.
Yeah.
This is a campsite croissant.
Okay, that's cool.
Really cool.
Okay.
So, here, I'm gonna take a little.
If you want to try a little piece of that...
I'm blown away right now. It's really flaky.
You want to eat it? Yeah, sure.
Oh, my hair. Natural wood fiber.
And those berberry leaves really taste like butter.
So, we're eating wood and leaves?
It's good, isn't it?
That was the coolest thing ever.
It's delicious, right? Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
This one, actually, is a fermenting powder.
You know how to put these together?
Mm-hmm.
Put together that little wineglass.
You can make some champagne using just ordinary rainwater.
Okay.
We call it "prairie wine."
Okay.
Okay?
So that's a little of this.
And this is a...
It's fermented powder.
So this was ground down from quartz...
Oh.
...and then allowed to sit out in the sun,
the way you'd make a sun-dried tomato.
Okay. I've got my cup over here.
Looks like it blew away from the rain bucket.
But we always leave these out.
You can feel, we get a lot of rain out here.
Mm. And this is just rainwater.
Okay.
And you want to use a good, healthy dose of that.
Like this.
And we're gonna pour that in there.
Oh, got a little leaf in there.
Get that leaf out.
Okay, good.
Very good.
You see how it fizzes up. Yeah.
And you want to agitate that until the fizz goes down.
Yep. And then you've got to try this.
Okay. You've got to try this.
Okay.
Here you go.
Let me get your umbrella while you enjoy that champagne.
[ Laughs ] Okay. Go ahead and drink it.
Wow.
Oh, good, it's nice and dry.
How long have you been working here?
I've been working here 14 years.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's what's up.
Cool. People really enjoy it.
Yeah, and then this is similar to what the kids will get, too.
Everyone gets a lunch box. How cute.
Yeah, and they prepack them,
so you might be doing some of the packing.
Okay.
Everybody gets a little veggies.
We used to do cookies, but they're all about
using veggies now.
Mm-hmm.
And a little half a sandwich for the kids.
And then we have a canteen that comes around,
and they get a little sip of something.
So, um...
Ugh, that's...
Did you get a little spray?
I didn't.
I'm gonna rig up something here so we don't get ourselves, uh...
There's an app that does it that's pretty good -- the sound.
There's a frequency. Oh, really?
And that keeps the bugs away?
Let me show you here. It's a little app.
Look at that. It's called BugzApper.
That's cute.
Right?
And then it's like a little bug zapper.
Oh, wow. So this puts on...
[ Buzzing ]
And that has frequencies.
So if you take a cup... Uh-huh.
...and you balance it on top,
it echoes, and that's supposed to attract the bugs.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Now, the thing is, it attracts all different kinds of bugs.
It's not only -- Oh! Whoa.
Oh, my God!
Wow.
Yep, it's fast. That's fast.
Where did they even come from?
They slip in through the sides.
They are -- They are quick.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I know.
Get them off my, uh, lunch here.
Maybe tip them off the -- Oh!
Oh, my God!
Whoa.
What?!
Wow.
Okay, that worked. That worked.
Let me get my lunch out of there.
That happened so fast.
I know. Look at that.
Oh, my God. They are infested here.
Well, you know, it's good that we do this bef--
Dude, that is a big...
That's a big bug, right? Yeah.
Yeah, they make all these different apps for...
That's crazy.
...different frequencies of animals.
If you, like, lose your dog or cat,
there's ones that can help...
Oh, wow.
...find them by the right...
Look, this is Where's My Bear?
And what is it? Jingle-a-Joey?
I have no idea. What's a joey?
I guess we'll find out. It looks like Australia.
[ Didgeridoo plays ]
It's like a didgeridoo sound.
Okay. [ Thumping ]
Oh, wait a minute. Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Hold on. Let's see here.
What?!
Oh, my gosh.
How would that have even gotten in here?
Shut up. Okay, that's a joey.
Okay. Oh, my God, he's so cute.
He is cute. Man, that's a good...
Oh, he stopped it. Did you see that?
He stopped the app himself.
Oh, my God.
What do you think, joey?
This is nuts.
♪♪
Oh, hey.
I didn't see you standing there.
Oh, hi. How are you? -Good. How are you?
I'm doing okay.
I am picking up some white roses.
It should be under Shonda.
Oh, yes, you called about those.
Uh-huh.
Um...
Oh, here. Roses. Oh, wait. White roses?
Uh-huh.
White roses.
Yeah.
You know what? You know how roses are.
Yeah!
You know, if they haven't been grown...
If they just cut them, we might still have a shot.
Okay.
Let me see.
I'll pull one of these out and just see how potent
the, uh, the pigment is. Mm.
Uh, let me give it a little chlorophyll.
Sometimes, if they've been picked just at the right time,
we might be able to get a little --
Depends on if that -- Oh, yeah, look.
You see the red?
Are you serious? The red's coming off.
So, yeah, I can probably try.
I mean, my boss does this usually,
but I'll give it a squeeze and --
Oh, yeah! That's actually pretty good.
Look at that.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
The dye comes off -- the pigment.
Wow. That's lovely.
Yeah.
I've never seen that happen.
You didn't know what about roses?
No, I didn't.
Oh, yeah.
There's no such thing as a white rose.
Are you serious?
So when people want white roses,
really what they're asking for is squeezed roses.
Wow. So, you know, and if --
That's amazing.
Yeah.
If you squeeze half as hard, you get, um, pink ones.
But it's... It'll stay. Touch that.
It won't come off on your fingers or anything
until you put a little bit of the spritz
of the chlorophyll on there.
Give that a spritz.
Oh, you know what I'll do for you?
I'm gonna do this right from the root.
Here, I'll get a little... That's so lovely.
This way, we don't damage the bulbs
by squeezing them too hard, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, so, uh, let me do it right here,
right at the roots coming through.
Okay, so I'm gonna tap that there and give it a squeeze.
See how that happens?
Wow.
Yeah, the red...
just to make it on through the veins of the rose.
There we go.
That's insane.
How they looking up there? [ Gasps ]
That's beautiful. Not a trace of red.
That's so cool.
Well, that'll work for you, right?
Yes, it will.
Okay, I'm gonna get your receipt.
And, like, I'll take these, too.
Yeah, if you want this one, too -- Hold on.
Yeah.
I'll be right back. Hold on.
That's so cool.
And I'll get your receipt, and then, uh...
♪♪
So amazing.
Look at this guy. Check this out.
We just got this one in.
This is a Vietnamese sun worshipper.
Uh-huh?
And it's the only plant like the sunflower,
that moves toward the light.
Mm-hmm.
And if you put a light source near him...
Whoa!
Right?
They're the quickest-moving plant
in the botanical kingdom.
So you can keep them inside --
Wow, my mind is blown.
Well, yeah. Here, look -- if I shut it off...
All right, can I -- can I videotape that?
Like, that's...
What?
Yeah, man. Look.
Okay, ready? If I shut the light off...
Right.
...he goes back to the light in the window.
Whoa. Can you do it one more time?
Yeah, yeah.
This is so cool.
What is this called?
This is a Vietnamese sun worshipper.
Ohh, that's the wildest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, here.
But you know what's crazy, too?
They're suspecting that they actually have aural --
like, ear, "aural" -- abilities, too.
Because, like Pavlov's dog, the clicking of the lamp...
Mm-hmm?
Watch this. I was doing this before.
It almost thinks it hears...
[ Lamp clicks ]
And then decides "no."
Aah!
That's insane, right?
Yeah.
Kind of like a solar calculator.
I imagine, like, that would make it go
a little crazy, though, if you kept it indoors
and it was just all these soft lights everywhere.
Yeah. Hey, I want to, um...
I actually want to take a picture with this guy.
Would you take a picture of me?
Yeah, that'd be great.
Okay, hold on a second. Yeah.
I'm gonna give you -- Totally fine with that.
I'm gonna give you my phone. Uh, here we go.
And I want to be, like, next to him, right here.
Yeah?
And you got the flash on, so the...
Ready?
Yep. Okay.
1, 2, 3.
Okay. [ Camera shutter clicks ]
Oh, d--
Oh!
[ Gasps ] Oh, no.
I think it went toward the flash.
[ Nervous laugh ]
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
Th-That's okay. You know what?
Thanks for the photo.
I'm gonna get another pot to repot that.
Okay. I'll be right back.
I'll stand guard.
♪♪
I grew this mustache in six minutes flat,
just for the paint store.
Hey, man. How are you? An order for, uh, Morgan Baker.
Oh, cool. Yeah, okay. It's two more of these.
Two more of those? Yes, sir.
You got it. Thank you, boss.
Just finishing up these, uh, sesame noodles.
Yeah. Take your time, brother. They're disgusting.
[ Both laugh ]
So, you want two more gallons of this?
Yes, sir. All right. What color is that?
Oh, you don't know? No, sir.
Let's see. Sometimes they write it on the, uh, outside here.
Did they put a little code or something?
Little dab of paint?
We could match it.
No, no.
Okay.
Uh, you know what I could use?
All right, I'm not supposed to use this stuff.
As long as my boss doesn't see me.
They stopped selling this stuff.
Really? Yeah, the clear coat?
It's like a clear... Have you seen this stuff?
No. Oh, yeah.
It's amazing.
Not allowed to use this stuff anymore, though,
and they're not allowed to sell it.
You give it a little...
Oh, yeah. So it's kind of like a blue.
No way. See, look.
You can see through.
No way. It's a clearing spray.
That's cool, man. It's like a clearing enamel.
So I can get you two more gallons of that.
All right. Easy-peasy, right?
Yes, sir. Easy-peasy.
The fumes are a little weird.
Hey.
But this stuff... You know what it was?
People were, uh...
They were looking through mail.
With that?
Yeah, 'cause you can spray through.
No way. Yeah, yeah.
It works on, like, anything.
Here, look.
As long as it has color in it,
like something plastic like this... Mm-hmm?
You just rub it,
and it will actually clear it.
No way. Yeah, so the whole thing turns clear.
Wow.
That's amazing, man.
Yeah. I mean, it was...
People were making windows with it, too,
in houses, which was great.
No way. Yeah.
Dude, man.
It permeates plastic, metal, cardboard, wood...
That's pretty good stuff there. Good stuff, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
So what's it called? It's called clear coat.
Clear-It-Up. Primo Enterprises?
Yeah. And where can I get some of that at?
They're not selling it anymore.
No! I know.
That's bad, dude. Yeah.
We were testing it on skin.
It doesn't hurt, but if I spray it on my hand, and...
Ooh! Oh, shoot.
No, that's no good.
Oh, yeah, look...
what the container did.
No way. Wow.
Oh, and the sticks. Dude, that's crazy.
Yeah, it absorbs quick into that stuff.
No way. Yeah.
They said it was something like, um...
You know how when your car window fogs over...
Mm-hmm. ...and you can't see through it?
Right. And then the temperature change?
Mm-hmm. Then you can see through it?
It's reverse condensation.
Awesome. Yeah.
That does it. Yeah, that and the Carbonaro Effect.
What's that?
You never heard of "The Carbonaro Effect"?
Oh, it's the name of a hidden-camera magic TV show.
Really? I'm a magician.
That's what's up, dude. That's what's up.
[ Laughs ] Is that one cool?
Awesome, dude. Yeah. That looked real, right?
Yeah. What's your name?
Luis, man. Luis, man.
Hey! Michael Carbonaro.
Nice to meet you, sir. A little magic for you.
That was bad. Bad?
Yeah, we say "bad" -- that means it's awesome.
Yeah. Dude...
You're bad.
Sometimes.
Not all the time.
What is th
When cleaning Aztec artifacts,
don't forget to wash behind their little Aztec ears.
This is an Aztec drum. Oh, cool.
So we can unwrap that and take a look.
And this is pretty cool.
This is the first time it's been on display.
There was, like, a whole debate,
so we're very happy to have that here.
Gosh, that's really pretty, huh?
Yeah.
Anything in it? Great, okay.
Sweet.
Wow.
Really nice.
It looks like they restored the inside, actually.
Yeah.
That's nice.
Okay, so my carpenter made a stand,
but it just came in today, so I'm hoping...
-It fits. -...this is gonna match.
He, like, makes the stand first sometimes and then...
Uh, you know what?
Maybe tip this forward a little bit, like this,
and I'll put this on. Okay.
Great. Okay. There we go.
Then I'll get that strapped in.
Okay, and I'll tip this forward, and you want to put that...?
Okay.
Great.
Good. Here, I'll help you out here.
Okay, those are a little loose, but that works.
That way? Just like that, yeah.
Okay.
There we go.
All right, so I'm gonna set this on the stand.
Mm-hmm.
And then if you could help me just guide it in,
I'll try and lower it very carefully.
That fits pretty good, huh? Yeah.
Wow, good job!
And this is great 'cause now we can slide it
without it getting scratched.
Yeah. That looks really good.
Yeah, it does.
Wow.
Yeah, let's grab it by the sides,
and we'll lift it and bring it to, um...
I just... [ Clanking ]
What is that?
Is a piece loose?
What is that? What's in that?
I don't know.
Is there someth-- Wait, let's take...
Maybe these are on the wrong side?
Let me see.
Maybe let's switch the sides.
Yeah. Yeah, let's take it off.
Take off the... Yeah.
Oh, there's...
stuff in it.
I didn't know there was...
There's what?
Yeah. There's, like, things inside of here.
That's weird.
Wait, what?
[Bleep]
What is that?
That wasn't in there a second ago
when we took both of these off.
Where would that have been?
That's so weird. That is so strange.
Wait a minute. How... Okay.
'Cause that was hollow a second ago.
Maybe it was, like, up here?
No, you would see that. Yeah, no,
'cause you were holding it and, like, looking at it.
It's like a whole, like, metal...
Wow.
What is this?
I don't know.
Let me --
That's so crazy.
Oh, my gosh, look at that.
None of this stuff was on the inventory.
What?
Okay.
Yeah, let's put this back together here. Yeah.
Here you go.
Okay, um...
Yeah, and then...
[ Laughs ]
Okay, there's nothing in it.
[ Laughs ]
And this can go around... Around here?
...and go right through the stand.
Oh, sweet.
Yeah, he built it so you can go through those holes.
Here, I got it. You got that one there?
Okay.
All right.
Good. Here, let's, uh...
That's so nuts. That is so weird, right?
I mean, like...
Here, let's put this over there for him to look at.
Okay.
And then --
Now just lay it out over here.
Good.
Wow, that is really...
[ Laughs ]
It's so big. This stuff's so big.
Like, I know there -- Like, we did an Egyptian --
Like, how could we have missed that?
That's what I'm saying. That was not in there.
No. Here, will you take this?
Yeah.
I'm gonna put this stuff here.
Maybe put the vase over here, on that side?
Yeah.
And I'll just keep it with -- you know, with the drum,
and we can let him know that this stuff...
Came out of it.
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
That's crazy.
So crazy.
Let me get this one up here.
All right, now this stuff I knew was coming.
-Mm-hmm. -All right.
And I have a whole list of this.
[ Thumping ]
Michael: So this, these would be, like, mimicking these pieces,
I think, we have inside there.
Did you hear that?
Huh?
When you drummed on this,
that just drummed, like, three times.
It went...
over there.
It drummed?
It drummed.
It, like, made a noise.
And, like, I looked over,
and it was m-- That's weird.
Michael: That is so weird. Okay. All right.
I'm gonna get the clipboard, and then...
[ Drumming ]
Holy [bleep]
Michael: What the [bleep] is going on? [ Bleep ]
♪♪
[ Shudders ]
What am I s--
Did you just -- You saw that too, right?
Hello? Did that...
Ohh...
Oh, my God.
Did you see that? Yeah, I saw that!
Like, I'm not hallucinating?
No, I...
yeah.
What?
Okay, did that just happen?
That happened.
100%.
I saw a hand break through that [bleep] --
pardon my language, um --
and reach into the bowl and grab that necklace.
Michael: I've seen some really crazy things here.
I've never seen anything like it.
That is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
Okay, I'm not nuts. You saw the exact same thing?
Without a doubt, 100%.
A human being was just right in here.
Yeah, something...
with a hand.
That's what knocked. Oh, my God.
This is like -- I don't --
I don't even know how to explain that.
I know. How do you explain that?
It was like -- Oh, my God.
Like, we're not both having the same hallucination, right?
Um...
That's a thing,
when two people have the same hallucination.
Yeah.
It's called the Carbonaro Effect.
Oh, okay.
You never heard of that before?
No.
It's like a hidden-camera magic TV show.
There we go.
Right. And that, Phoenix, is what you're on right now.
No way.
Yes way.
No.
Phoenix...
Stop that.
My name is Michael Carbonaro.
Are you kidding me? You're on my TV show
right now.
Oh, my God.
[ Both laugh ]
Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?
I'm a magician.
No way! Yes.
Oh, my God.
That's so [bleep] up.
That was crazy, right?