♪ Whoo! ♪
♪ Come on, the one and only ♪
Woman: I've never seen anything like it.
♪♪
We'll be right back.
Woman: I've never been skiing.
You've never been skiing?!
No.
Oh, my God.
Well, you're missing out...
I think I am. ...on the pow.
Michael: You'll be on your butt most of the first day, but...
Yeah.
...it'll be worth it.
Oh, shoot.
Alright. These things are making noise again.
We just got these little safety bags from this Swiss dude.
Uh-huh.
They're, like, for your ski boot.
It's got like a whole survival kit.
Mm-hmm. It's really small.
You know how they, like, make those knives that are like...
Like Swiss knives.
Yeah.
They pack this stuff really great.
And repacking is not as good, but -- there.
So it's like a full-sized backpack strap.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Here, wait.
Then you whip it -- I'm gonna get these.
They're better on a ski boot, and you hit it.
Yeah, and they're...
Whoa.
Isn't that great?
That came from that?
Yeah.
Yeah, it, like, curls up,
and then you have to keep puffing it out on the pieces.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
They got the best ingenuity for that kind of stuff.
Like what fabrics will be puffy enough and...
That was amazing.
Yeah.
And then if you get stuck, they got a survival blanket.
Yeah.
Yeah, so --
So those go...
I can't believe they fit all that in there.
But they had these, like,
demo people come in and show us stuff.
So... But it's really great.
Wow.
Yeah.
Are you selling a lot of those?
They're giveaways right now...
Really?
...'cause the company hasn't -- They put --
Yeah.
[ Gasps ]
Those you don't want going off.
Wait, how did --
There's flares in there. They pop out. They paper pop.
What the heck?
Yeah.
This is the thing that was going off.
[ Gasps ]
Okay.
Wait -- no, no, no, no. How did that f-- No.
What? Something is really --
How did that fit in there?
These fit in there. That they just compact down.
That's, like, a thing, if you want.
This is --
A survival kit.
A whistle.
Yeah.
And these coats are great,
'cause it's really, really thin.
And then, there's a release tab here,
and this part had to go into it.
There, but they keep that down for safety.
Let me pull --
Op! There it is.
Ow. It's still a little hot.
But then that hardens quickly.
Whoa.
It's still a little floppy, but it's --
Isn't that sick?
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
Yeah.
I have an instruction book in the back -- shows how they --
'cause you can't put it back in, obviously.
Right.
This is so incredible.
♪♪
I don't know how...
Oh, cool.
And he said a hat.
Let me see if you gimme, uh...
Oh, yeah, cool. You get a free hat with any gloves.
Oh, okay.
So, yeah, that's pretty good.
And that -- Careful, that's a the Choco Hat.
Oh.
They're sort of scented.
Oh, okay.
Scented hat -- Oh. Isn't that nice?
I like that.
This will keep a drink warm, too.
Okay.
So, it's kind of like a koozie, so it's pretty cool.
Alright.
So, it's threaded with that stuff
keep your head warm...
And with your drink.
...so you can do it with, like, a drink
if you want to keep your drink warm.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, see, look. If you use an empty cup...
Mm-hmm.
...you take the hat -- And this will go 10 times --
Like, if you're out on the mountains, okay,
you take it, you cover it up
and you twist the top and pull...
Whoa.
...and then...
See what happens there? What?
Yeah, it gets a whole cup of cocoa.
Oof.
A hot cocoa hat.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Ooh.
So it's...
Yeah.
How is that in there?
You didn't have anything in that cup.
Where was the liquid at?
Where's it coming from?
It comes out of the top here.
There's tubes that thread right into this little machine...
Oh.
...and that's gonna pour the hot chocolate.
So, does this have hot chocolate --
Oh, you can put it to it.
Right. Feel the cup. It's warm.
Yeah. If you want, when you're done --
and it depends on how you like it...
Mm-hmm.
...but just pull and twist like this --
There we go. Yeah.
Oh, wow. Marshmallow release.
How is all of that in there?
So the marshmallows stay in the puff ball.
Okay.
Yeah. But I'll get the manual.
There's a whole instruction manual on how to use it.
Yeah, so I can give it to him, 'cause I was
coming here for someone.
Yeah, I'll get the manual so you know how to use it.
I hate when that happens. You go home
and you don't know how to use it.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
Cool, man. This'll be easy.
Oh, you got to sign up for our ski trip, too, so...
It's a good one, too. Going all the way to Vail.
It's like a...
You have to come up with a mascot name, though.
They're gonna select like a winning mascot.
You know, like a team name?
Okay. What are you doing?
Snowball.
Snowball?
Oh that's so funny. He's a giant snowball.
That's a good mascot. I like that.
It'll be like a big snowball.
That's so funny. Wait, what's your name?
Dedrian.
Dedrian?
Yeah.
Dedrian. Alright, here you go.
Dedrian "The Snowball" Colon.
No, not Snowball Colon.
Is that why you said Snowball?
Yeah, I just thought of Snowball 'cause of the mascot.
Yeah, I know, but isn't there a Dedrian Colon, The Snowball?
Isn't that already a skier?
No!
That's the same dudes who sponsor the trip.
Let me show you.
That's crazy.
Look, look, look. Hold on, hold on.
[ Cash register chimes ]
Hold on. I got the keys right here.
Now, look.
I'm not messing with you, dude.
Okay, I'm gonna give this to you.
You look yourself -- not me. Okay?
I didn't know you were coming in here
and you were gonna say that, alright?
Careful with that magazine. That's from 1972.
Now, what does this magazine -- 1972.
So you're Dedrian Colon,
and you picked Snowball for your mascot.
Dude, this is so weird. There's an article on this dude.
Where is it. Look. Look!
That's the freaking name, right?
What the hell?! Can I take a picture of that?!
Are you messing with me?
No!
Come on.
That's crazy!
You -- I -- You -- Dude, you've got to be, like --
Is there any chance your parents, like,
named you after him?
I don't know. Dedrian "The Snowball".
That's crazy!
Dude.
Yeah, it's not a common name.
I'm gonna find out the name of the dude who hooked this up,
'cause you should talk to him. That is too weird, dude.
Hold on one sec.
♪♪
She's in the middle of this purchase over there
and she's not -- I can come back. I stay in the neighborhood.
Yeah, that is so weird. That's freaky.
I bet you, like, you were probably named after this dude.
No! No.
Then why would you say "The Snowball"?
I --
Just from your brain and it happened to be right there?
Happened to be the same magazine that sponsored the trip?
It's fate. It's something in the air.
Something. Whoa.
That's probably like the Carbonaro Effect.
[ Laughs ] Yep. Have you heard of that?
Yeah. The Carbonaro Effect?
Yeah. It's like a synchronicity
when something happens that's, like, meant to be.
Yeah. Yeah, that's -- The Carbonaro Effe--
Like a triangulation.
It's also the name of a hidden camera, magic TV show...
that you're on right now.
Yeah, right.
What if I told you my name was Michael Carbonaro?
Really?! And I'm a magician?
Yeah, right. And this is my TV show right now --
"The Carbonaro Effect" -- and that this was a magic trick
that I would predict what you would think
to have in a magazine?
[ Laughs ] You think that's possible?
No. No. You don't think so?
See the camera right over here?
Yeah. Do you see the camera there?
Yeah. I have a microphone.
Look, I have a microphone right here.
What the hell?! Dude.
Dude, you're on my TV show right now, I swear.
Awesome! That was cool, right?
That's awesome. Dude, you were awesome!
Top Ten Car Rental.
We're not the best, but we're up there.
Perfect.
Alright.
Alright, thanks, man. Yeah, no problem.
How'd it go?
Alright.
Whoop.
Is that yours?
What's that?
A little baby pacifier.
Odd. That is not mine.
It's cool. Probably the last -- Is that from
out of here?
Yeah, just tumbled out of the car.
Oh, wow. No.
Probably the last person who rented it.
Yeah, I gotcha.
Okay. No problem. I'll get rid of that.
It's cold out there, eh?
Yeah. I'm waiting for the warm weather, man.
Yeah.
Seems like it's never gonna come.
Gonna be coming soon.
Yeah.
Uh, okay, and then, um...
Got some more stuff here.
Is this yours? That is not mine.
I got it, I got it.
Baby blanket?
There's a baby bottle.
Oh, yeah. Look at that.
Baby bottle, Cheerios.
Cheerios.
Yeah, no, this --
this must have been left by the person before me.
Oh, this must've been from the person before you?
Yes.
Oh, okay, I should charge them --
At least that's what the baby thing.
The binky.
Yeah.
Alright, well, just --
I, uh...
Let me see. Here's the keys.
Pop the trunk. [Bleep] in there.
Yeah, just a trunk check and make sure.
Oh, my God! There's a [bleep] goat in there?!
[ Goat bleats ]
What is going on?
I have no [bleep] idea, dude.
I have no idea. That's [bleep] up.
You driving around with this in the trunk?
I did not put that in there, dude.
What the [bleep].
So when did you pick up this car?
I picked the car up yesterday about 12:30.
Okay, and you drove it around?
I drove it around,
I drove it to my house,
I was the only one that drove it.
That is not my goat.
I didn't even hear it, like, this morning when I was driving.
Like, what the [bleep]?
Alright, let me get a camera. Hang on one second.
Alright.
Okay, I know --
Yeah.
Hang on.
So, I got this rental car for work, right?
Then he opens up the trunk and there's a [bleep] goat in there.
What the [bleep] is going on?
Yeah, I just spoke to my manager,
and he said you're paying for this.
That is not my goat, dude.
Just hang on to that for a second.
Okay, come here, buddy. Ooh, hi, goat. Hey, goat.
Oh, yeah, he's got a lot of things going on back there.
Here we go. There he is.
Hey, buddy.
Okay. That's a great idea.
Okay, okay. Good. Okay, good, good, good.
Let's keep that -- Now let me --
[Bleep].
Where the [bleep] did this come from?
It is blowing my [bleep] mind.
And so --
Oh, yeah, look. There was this.
Um, yeah, you know what?
I would keep this if you're gonna drive with it.
It's actually technically legal
as long as there's the sticker,
so you're not gonna be in trouble.
Dude, it's not my goat. I don't know what to do with it.
♪♪
Alright.
Awesome. How'd that go?
Great.
Everything cool? Alright, come on out.
You can leave the keys in there.
Alright.
Okay. Good. Smooth.
Did you fill it with gas, maybe?
No, there's -- No, okay.
Okay, no problem.
Okay, great. Good.
You obviously didn't get in any accidents or anything?
No. Okay.
Perfect. Okay.
You'll just put your signature right...
right here. Awesome.
Yeah. Perfecto.
And if you'll just put your name just on --
that the car doesn't have any dings or dents
or anything like that. Yeah, awesome.
Okay, cool. And everything looks pretty good.
Oh, whoa.
What -- Looking hazy in there.
Yeah, it's just --
Wha-- What's going on?
Whoa. Whoa. What is -- Wait, wai-- No, no.
Step back. What's ha--
I've no clue. Do you have so--
No. Do you have something in here?
No, no. Nothing. I have nothing in there.
Whoa. There's like a whole bunch of smoke coming up.
I don't know why there's smoke coming out of there.
Oh, there's -- thing of cigarettes here.
Is this yours? No, that's not mine.
It's not mine. I don't need any of this.
I don't know why that's in there.
I don't smoke cigarettes at all. Yeah, me neither.
Yeah, I don't have anybody in there.
I don't know what is going on.
I don't know if this is like --
This is really weird.
Don't -- I wouldn't breathe that.
I don't know what.
Yeah, it -- Yeah, okay. Let's just -- Let me --
Yeah, this is really weird.
I don't understand this.
Let me get my camera. We'll take a quick picture.
I trust you. That is so weird.
I haven't seen it happen.
♪♪
This is so weird.
Keep coming, keep coming, and stop.
Great. Hey, how are you? How's it going?
Doing great. You can leave it running.
Okay.
That's awesome.
How did everything work out for you?
They're fine. I barely drove it at all, but it was nice.
Oh, great. Oh, brilliant.
Great.
And...
Right, we have -- Oh, moonroof. Oh, that's weird.
I didn't think this had a moonroof.
There might have been a couple of them.
Oh, yeah? Let me see. Do you know if it works?
Just want to make sure that's functional
because sometimes they check it.
I don't want you to get in trouble for that.
Alright, good. Alright, yeah.
We just want to make sure that's functioning all the way.
Okay, we got --
Oh, dude, you know what?
This was not listed as having a moonroof,
so, you know what, I can get some money back on that.
Is that cool? I mean...
Did you use it while you were driving, the moon roof?
No, no.
No, okay, good. Okay, good.
I figure it's too cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We always feel bad charging people for --
Oh, I see. Okay.
It's like why charge somebody for a moonroof
if obviously they're not gonna be using it.
I got you.
I'm gonna take that off.
Is that okay? Totally.
Alright, cool. Here we go.
Just -- I don't think the next person's gonna have it, either.
Okay. There we go.
Okay, get that right off.
Alright. That ought to do it.
Yeah, I think that worked.
Okay, yeah. Alright, yeah, that worked out good.
No, it's not damaged or dinged or anything, so...
Did it seal up okay from underneath?
Yeah.
Just make sure the upholstery sealed back up.
Yeah, there's no hole on the inside?
Uh-uh.
Okay, good. Yeah, that's great.
I've never seen anything like that.
Is that incredible or what?
Yeah. I was like, what --
I don't know how they make that happen.
Huh.
These cars, they're working with NASA,
so they have the same openings on a spaceship.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
You know, a spaceship has to have a door,
but they use that same thing on the roof.
One second. I'm just gonna get your receipt.
One second.
♪♪
Alright, do you see this?
It's 29 degrees out here. I'm doing this for you.
Nigel?
Yeah.
Thanks, man.
Michael. Nice to meet you.
Alright, hey, Nigel,
we're gonna put all the stuff that's good into the garage
and leave it there overnight.
Okay.
Apparently the guy kept this place packed, too.
This might be a nightmare.
Oh, hey, look at that.
That's probably what the guy was talking about.
He said there was "a piece" in here.
It's probably worth a lot of money.
What is it?
It's a violin.
Ah. Yeah.
You know, if they're old and stuff,
those things could be worth a bunch.
Yeah, huh?
Here, let's just put it in the case, though.
This is probably worth a whole bunch.
Wow.
Yeah, here we go.
And the bow...
So, yeah, look at that. That's nice wood, you know.
The ones you find today are all made of plastic
and all kinds of resin.
This could turn a pretty penny.
Nigel: Yeah, looks like it.
Alright, I'm gonna close that so dust
doesn't get, you know, on it.
Yeah.
Here, let me grab something else to inventory.
Bunch of crap.
Yeah.
The instrument I know they'll definitely want,
so we'll leave that in there.
Okay, what do we got here?
♪♪
It's a picture of the dude.
That's him playing the instrument, probably.
Oh, wow. Yeah.
Yeah.
Vintage.
But if that's the same violin,
maybe this will be a history of...
Didn't I close that? You did.
You did. That's spooky.
But I think it was like a thing where,
like, it flies open itself.
It looks like it wouldn't close fully when you did shut it,
so I think the rest of that just opened up.
That's all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright.
Otherwise that would be totally --
Yeah, I don't want to go there.
[ Both laugh ]
Yeah. I guess it must be like a spring.
Yeah.
That's --
Yeah, alright.
I say we just get the hell out of here.
Finish this up.
Alright, bye-bye. Forget about that.
Alright.
Yeah, look at that puppy.
That looks pretty in the case, though.
Yeah.
You know, with the case and everything,
someone will probably...
It was well maintained.
...pay a big deal for that.
Alright, here, let's close that up.
You want to lock it this time so it doesn't go flying open on us?
Yeah.
Yeah, so what do we got here?
A whole outfit.
A whole outfit? For what?
Yeah, for him.
Like, I guess it's what he wore when he played, or something.
Oh, yeah, lookit. I don't have my glasses, so...
"Celebrated string quartet perishes in deadly fire.
Founder's violin unharmed." Is that him?
Oh! That's got to be him!
Oh, wow.
That would be worth a bunch.
If that's the same violin --
It's got to be the same --
I think it is.
Doesn't it look a little darker?
We have to crack it open. Look at the thing.
See if it's -- 'Cause if it's a match,
then I could, like, you know, show it to her as...
Yeah, the same. ...separate things.
What the [bleep]?! Ok, now that's weird.
Whoa. Whoa.
Okay.
What the hell is that?!
I think the night should be the [bleep] --
Oh, come on. That's --
Get the [bleep] out of here.
I mean, I've seen stuff, like,
disintegrate that we've tried to --
But that was in one piece! There was nothing wrong with that.
Like, where would that go? It says 1911.
It probably was just so old --
Nothing was that old that it just disappeared like --
No, but there was clouds of --
It was dusty, so wasn't that a cloud of like --
But how?
Well, now we're not gonna have --
That's probably what that guy --
How you calm about this?
Now I'm gonna be in trouble,
'cause that what the guy wanted to...
[ Violin plays ]
[ Violin continues playing ]
I think the night should be over.
What the [bleep] is that?
Someone's playing a joke.
Alright, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
This is some bull[bleep].
Cut me a break.
This is someone --
[ Playing stops ]
Oh, my gosh.
What the hell?
Did you freaking see that?!
♪♪
Okay, can I make a call real quick?
I want to get the hell out of here, dude.
I want to get out of here. I'm gonna call the guy to get his --
Man, that is -- It just fell!
Like someone was playing!
I -- No, but the freaking --
The freaking thing was in the air!
I'm calling my girl. I just need somebody to talk to.
What the [bleep]?
What the hell happened?
Tamika, I'm working with the antique people.
They brought me to the garage, so we got some old --
like it was an old, antique violin, right?
It was in the case, we closed the case,
was looking at the picture, we open it back up,
it was a cloud of smoke. The violin disappeared.
It's on -- I kid -- I kid you not.
It disappeared in smoke. In smoke!
And then, we heard music
playing in the garage with the door shut.
As we open the garage door, the violin appeared,
and the mother[bleep] -- and -- it was just --
Tamika, I'm not [bleep] crazy.
It was nothing there! I'm not the only one!
Man, this [bleep] crazy. I'm -- No, I'm good.
I don't know, man. Ghosts exist or some [bleep].
I'm [bleep] tripping. I don't know, man.
Okay, let's get out of here, man.
Let's pack up and get out of here.
Can we please?
Okay, tell her you'll --
That seemed like some "Blair Witch Project" [bleep] to me.
Like this [bleep] --
Alright, dude.
I'm not a scary person at all.
Whatever the [bleep] just happened with that [bleep],
I don't want no parts of that [bleep].
Like, I don't want -- What was that?
W-W-What?
The violin was playing and the stick fell.
The [bleep][bleep] stick fell -- was nobody there.
What do they -- What is that?
That's some freaking ghost phenomenon?
That's like "Paranormal Activity" [bleep],
or my mind playing tricks on me.
Para-- Carbonaro -- What do they call that?
Have you heard of that? Carbonaro... Effect?
That's it. Carbonaro Effect.
Whatever it was, that [bleep] crazy.
You never heard of that, Nigel?
I never heard of the Carbonaro --
The Carbonaro Effect?
No.
It's the name...
of a hidden camera, magic TV show...
[ Laughs ] Yeah. Really?
...that you're on right now.
Get the [bleep] out of here.
Dude! [ Laughs ]
I knew I wasn't tripping!
I was like -- like that [bleep] don't happen.
Not to me -- Hell no. I see some [bleep] -- like, no.
[Bleep] no. No. Dude.
No, but truthfully, I was gonna take off like a mother[bleep].
Like -- if we could explain that...