(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
One, two, three!
Stronger every day.
I said, "Getting stronger every day!"
(TOM LAUGHING)
Oh, Mr. Puniverse here can do better?
Be my guest.
Er, Tom, we ain't putting no weight on the bar yet.
Watch and learn, pal.
Where you going, toots?
To see "the one."
Winston's "the one"?
One, two, three.
Sorry, friend.
How about we play Bounce-Bounce instead?
(KNOCKING)
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
I'll bet that's Toodles again.
It's Toodles again.
Hello, "the one."
TUFFY: What you doing that for, Winston?
A matchmaker told Toodles I'm "the one."
Her perfect match. The yin to her yang.
The cat to her nip.
The ding to her dong.
Winston, I can hear you in there.
Aren't you gonna open it?
She's gonna wanna date.
Don't you wanna date?
I've never been on a date.
Don't you worry.
Me and Uncle Jerry will be your date coaches.
TOODLES: Winston!
(GULPS)
Okay, Big Boy,
enough pussyfooting around.
You and me, Friday, the French cafe.
See you at 8:00, hot stuff.
What's he got that I don't?
A date with me.
Things go bad on that date, I'll be there to mop up.
Nothing like a rude French waiter to ruin a romantic dinner for two.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
"Roses are red, violets are blue."
Hmm. I always thought violets were violet.
Otherwise wouldn't they be called blues?
(WHISTLES) Why don't you give the poetry a rest?
I know, let's practice your dance moves.
Ooh, good idea.
I love dancing.
(SQUISHING)
Sorry, little friend.
Maybe dancing isn't such a good idea.
Maybe you should just bring her flowers.
Is one "flour" enough?
Now, to learn some good manners.
Pretend I'm Toodles and Jerry is you.
See how he pulls the chair out for me? That's manners.
(BURPS)
Sorry.
This is gonna be harder than we thought.
(CLEARS THROAT)
"Roses are red, violets are blue
"There is no other cat as beautiful as you."
-What's wrong with your voice? -Uh...
Mademoiselle et monsieur. Sardines. Voila.
Ladies first.
"Your love is better than a can of tuna
"or a barrel full of shellfish
"Your love is all I'll ever need
"I hope that doesn't sound selfish."
(CHUCKLES)
That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.
What are youse doing here?
Come over here. I got something to show you.
(THUDDING)
Apple juice pour vous, madame and monsieur.
See the vintage.
Tell me another poem.
"You're so dainty, you're so sweet
"When I look into your eyes my heart skips a beat."
(GROWLS)
(SCREAMING)
(THUDDING)
"You left your car running."
My car!
Shame on you.
(FARTING NOISES)
Are you okay?
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
That's okay, have some apple juice.
Hey, Tom, guess what? I don't have a car.
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
Now read me another poem, cutie.
"Roses are red, violets are blue
"There is no other cat as beautiful as you."
Monsieur, the check.
(HUMMING)