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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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One, two, three!

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Stronger every day.

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I said,
"Getting stronger every day!"

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(TOM LAUGHING)

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Oh, Mr. Puniverse here
can do better?

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Be my guest.

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Er, Tom, we ain't putting
no weight on the bar yet.

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Watch and learn, pal.

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Where you going, toots?

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To see "the one."

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Winston's "the one"?

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One, two, three.

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Sorry, friend.

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How about we play
Bounce-Bounce instead?

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(KNOCKING)

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(KNOCKING CONTINUES)

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I'll bet that's Toodles again.

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It's Toodles again.

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Hello, "the one."

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TUFFY: What you doing
that for, Winston?

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A matchmaker told
Toodles I'm "the one."

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Her perfect match.
The yin to her yang.

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The cat to her nip.

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The ding to her dong.

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Winston,
I can hear you in there.

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Aren't you gonna open it?

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She's gonna wanna date.

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Don't you wanna date?

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I've never been on a date.

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Don't you worry.

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Me and Uncle Jerry will be
your date coaches.

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TOODLES: Winston!

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(GULPS)

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Okay, Big Boy,

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enough pussyfooting around.

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You and me, Friday,
the French cafe.

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See you at 8:00, hot stuff.

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What's he got that I don't?

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A date with me.

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Things go bad on that date,
I'll be there to mop up.

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Nothing like a rude French
waiter to ruin
a romantic dinner for two.

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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"Roses are red,
violets are blue."

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Hmm. I always thought
violets were violet.

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Otherwise
wouldn't they be called blues?

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(WHISTLES) Why don't you
give the poetry a rest?

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I know, let's practice
your dance moves.

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Ooh, good idea.

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I love dancing.

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(SQUISHING)

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Sorry, little friend.

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Maybe dancing
isn't such a good idea.

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Maybe you should
just bring her flowers.

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Is one "flour" enough?

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Now, to learn
some good manners.

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Pretend I'm Toodles
and Jerry is you.

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See how he pulls
the chair out for me?
That's manners.

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(BURPS)

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Sorry.

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This is gonna be harder
than we thought.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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"Roses are red,
violets are blue

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"There is no other cat
as beautiful as you."

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-What's wrong with your voice?
-Uh...

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<i>Mademoiselle et monsieur.
</i> Sardines. <i>Voila.</i>

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Ladies first.

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"Your love is better
than a can of tuna

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"or a barrel
full of shellfish

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"Your love is all
I'll ever need

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"I hope that
doesn't sound selfish."

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(CHUCKLES)

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That's the sweetest thing
anyone's ever said to me.

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What are youse doing here?

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Come over here.
I got something
to show you.

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(THUDDING)

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Apple juice <i>pour vous,</i>
<i>madame</i> and <i>monsieur.</i>

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See the vintage.

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Tell me another poem.

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"You're so dainty,
you're so sweet

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"When I look into your eyes
my heart skips a beat."

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(GROWLS)

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(SCREAMING)

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(THUDDING)

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"You left your car running."

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My car!

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Shame on you.

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(FARTING NOISES)

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Are you okay?

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(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

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That's okay,
have some apple juice.

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Hey, Tom, guess what?
I don't have a car.

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(SPEAKS FRENCH)

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Now read me
another poem, cutie.

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"Roses are red,
violets are blue

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"There is no other cat
as beautiful as you."

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<i>Monsieur,</i> the check.

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(HUMMING)