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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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NARRATOR: <i>In the life of any</i>
<i>great private detective team</i>

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<i>there's bound to be
</i> <i>a little down time.</i>

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<i>That's the best time to get
</i> <i>in a little exercise.</i>

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<i>For the body...</i>

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<i>And for the mind.</i>

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(SQUEAKS)

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(LAUGHING)

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(DOOR THUMPING)

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Guess I should have pushed.

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NARRATOR: <i>It was twitchy mutt
</i> <i>named Waffles.</i>

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(WHIMPERS)

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<i>Waffles was as flaky
</i> <i>as a day-old croissant</i>

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<i>but he needed
</i> <i>an issue ironed out.</i>

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(VOCALIZING)

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We got to be careful, fellas!

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I was, I was...

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I probably was followed!

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(SHIVERING)
I'm in constant danger.

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It's my old roommate.
I think they're out to get me!

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(WHEEZING)

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I don't know what's
gotten into them lately.

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UFOs are involved.

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Alien monsters from...

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(WHIMPERS) You know where.

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NARRATOR: <i>The pooch's story
</i> <i>seemed a little farfetched.</i>

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<i>But they decided
</i> <i>to hoof it across town</i>

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<i>and check out the
</i> <i>roommate situation.</i>

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(CREAKING)

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(SNORING)

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All my roommates are cats!

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I ain't particular.

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Very broad-minded in fact.

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Things have been
totally normal...

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(YELPING)

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(TEETH CLENCHING)
...until pretty recently.

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I don't understand it.

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At first, they were
perfect housemates.

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Clean, quiet and they're great
at keeping mice away.

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Er, no offense.

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In the beginning they were...

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(VOCALIZING)

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Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

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Before it started,
everything was normal.

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We did everything together.

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<i>Tai Chi in the park.</i>

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<i>Hiking in the hills.</i>

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<i>-Swimming at the city pool.
</i> -(WATER SPLASHES)

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<i>Oh, well, they didn't go
</i> <i>so much for the pool, but...</i>

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A few weeks ago, something
crazy, got into them.

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Almost like
alien monsters from space
got into their heads.

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And sucked out their brains
with a straw!

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(SLURPING)

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NARRATOR: <i>Waffles story
</i> <i>was as daffy as he was.</i>

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<i>But his feline pals
</i> <i>were even crazier.</i>

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<i>Anyone could see
</i> <i>Mittens wasn't playing
</i> <i>with a full deck.</i>

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<i>Meanwhile, Toby wasn't
</i> <i>exactly the brightest bulb
</i> <i>in the room.</i>

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<i>And Ernie had a few screws
</i> <i>loose for sure.</i>

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<i>The boys decided
</i> <i>to conduct a few tests</i>

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<i>to shed some light
</i> <i>on their cranial capacity.</i>

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(QUACKING)

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<i>Yet, one after another
</i> <i>showed signs of
</i> <i>Empty Skull Syndrome.</i>

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(BUZZING)

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<i>Of course, anyone
</i> <i>whoever owned a cat,</i>

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<i>knows they don't have
</i> <i>much upstairs to begin with.</i>

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(POUNDS)

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NARRATOR: <i>See what I mean?</i>

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<i>So, Tom and Jerry
</i> <i>observed the group for a while</i>

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<i>and sure enough,</i>

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<i>they really did do
</i> <i>everything together.</i>

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<i>But, by far, their
</i> <i>favorite past time</i>

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<i>was watching
</i> <i>a TV show called...</i>

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ANNOUNCER: (ON TV)
<i>Brain Eaters From Space!</i>

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<i>The epic endless tale
</i> <i>of an alien invasion</i>

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<i>of hungry brain eaters,</i>

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<i>who come to earth,
</i> <i>hungry for brains.</i>

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-(CAT WHIMPERS)
<i>-Brain Eaters From Space!</i>

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(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR ON TV)

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WOMAN: (ON TV)
<i>I wonder who that could be?</i>

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MAN: <i>No, Beatrice,
</i> <i>don't open the door!</i>

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(WOMAN SCREAMS)

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MAN: (YELLING) <i>Beatrice, no!</i>

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(WOMAN YELPING)

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MAN: <i>Put her down, you beast!</i>

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(MAN YELPS)

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<i>Get back or
</i> <i>I'll scream some more!</i>

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(ALIEN CHOMPING ON TV)

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(SNIFFS)

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(YELLS)

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What? You think, just because
I watch this show,

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I let my imagination
run away with me?

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Well, that's impos...
(WHEEZING) That's impos...

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That's very unlikely.

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ANNOUNCER: (ON TV)
<i>And now a word
</i> <i>from our sponsor...</i>

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<i>Derpo Discount Dog Food.</i>

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<i>The cheapest pet food
</i> <i>money can buy.</i>

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<i>Every can is guaranteed
</i> <i>to be 100% free of
</i> <i>expensive nutrients.</i>

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Hey, gang! That's our cue.

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Time for fix everybody
their bowl of delicious...

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(YELPS GIBBERISH)

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Derpo Discount Dog Food!

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(MOANING)

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-(YELPING GIBBERISH)
-(BUZZING)

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(YELPING GIBBERISH)

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(YELPING GIBBERISH)

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NARRATOR:
<i>Ingredients may include</i>

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<i>guts, butts, googum dresch,
</i> <i>smutchz, filberts</i>

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<i>and gunk.</i>

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<i>Sounds bad, all right.</i>

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<i>But could it cause
</i> <i>that much brain wreckage?</i>

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(SNIFFING)

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<i>I guess that answers that.</i>

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<i>The solution was simple.</i>

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<i>They made out a list
</i> <i>of healthy food</i>

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<i>for the typical cat diet.</i>

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<i>Tuna, lean chicken and mice.</i>

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<i>Um...</i>

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<i>Let's make the last one rice.</i>

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Well, that's all well
and good.

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But what am I supposed
to do with all this
discount dog food?

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(DOOR BELL CHIMES)

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(RUMBLING)

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NARRATOR: <i>Maybe
</i> <i>Waffles' alien story wasn't
</i> <i>so farfetched after all.</i>

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(GULPING)

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<i>Rejected by a brain eater.</i>

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<i>I guess it pays
</i> <i>to be a scatterbrain, eh, Tom?</i>

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<i>Too bad we can't say
</i> <i>the same for Jerry.</i>

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<i>Where are you ever
</i> <i>going to find another
</i> <i>partner like that again?</i>

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<i>To say nothing
</i> <i>of your cool detective hat.</i>

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(TOM PUNCHING)

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(SOFT GROAN)

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(COUGHS)

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(GROANING)

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(BODY JANGLING)

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(YELPING)

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(VOCALIZING)

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(ALIEN SCREAMING)

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NARRATOR: <i>What a case!</i>

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<i>Started out as a no-brainer</i>

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<i>and ended up being
</i> <i>out of this world.</i>