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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ENGINE REVVING)

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RICK: Honey! It's here!
It's here!

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GINGER: What's here?

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RICK: My new smartphone.

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GINGER: Another one, Rick?

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What's wrong with the one
you have?

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RICK: (SCOFFS) You mean
this old thing
from last month?

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Don't be silly, honey.

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I'll just keep it in here
with my other backups.

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This little beauty has
8K Ultra High-def video

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with Motion Detector Auto On.

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Panoramic action tracking.

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And trademark
blooper-sensing technology.

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It can do everything.

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GINGER: Oh, yeah?
Can it mop the floor?

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RICK: Ha, ha. Very funny.

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(SHATTERING)

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(LAUGHS)

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(SCREAMS)

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(THUDDING)

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(BRANCH CREAKING)

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(CRASHES)

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(ANGRY CHITTERING)

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(LAUGHTER)

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(SCREAMS)

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RICK: Stay out of the kitchen,
honey.

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The floor is wet.
I just mopped it.

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(SCREAMS)

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(CRASHES)

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(RICK LAUGHS)

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Oh, man. That was great.

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And I caught the whole thing
in 8K Ultra HD.

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(LAUGHS)

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Now, I just hit this
one button here

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to upload it to a few dozen of
the most popular

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video sharing websites and...

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(PHONE BEEPS)

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RICK: Hey, I've got a view,
already.

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(GASPS) There's two.

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Three! Wait, five!

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Now, it's 10!

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25!

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50!

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100!

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(GASPS) 500?

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Look! 10,000 views, already!

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Ginger, look!
My video is going viral!

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GINGER: Oh, boy.

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(SPIKE LAUGHING)

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(SPIKE CONTINUES LAUGHING)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Is that a mop on his head?

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And they say cats are smarter
than dogs.

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(LAUGHS)

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Ah, don't worry cat.

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It's not like the whole
neighborhood's seen it.

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After all,

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it's only at, what?

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25,000 views? (LAUGHS)

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MAN: (ON RADIO) <i>Counting down</i>

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<i>the 10 funniest videos
</i> <i>of the week.</i>

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<i>And at number one,</i>

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<i>"Clumsy kitchen cat"!</i>

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(LAUGHING) Joan, get in here.

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Isn't that Rick and Ginger's
cat?

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(LAUGHS) Nice outfit.

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WOMAN: That's hilarious.

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Ha! I ain't kidding fellows.

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See for yourselves.

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My aunt's sister
from Guatemala

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knows this kitten in Prague

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who sent her the link
to the video.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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There you are!

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We was just talking about you.

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Enjoying your new celebrity,
pal?

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You've just got to beat
that rodent

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at his own game, is all.

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Get your prowess back

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and make him
the laughing stock.

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BUTCH:
Here's what you've got to do.

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<i>Grab one of them phones
</i> <i>from the kitchen drawer.</i>

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<i>Then, set it up in a good spot
</i> <i>to capture all the action.</i>

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<i>Then, secretly film the mouse</i>

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<i>falling into a trap
</i> <i>that you set for him.</i>

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<i>Make it nice and embarrassing.</i>

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(WHISTLES)

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(CHUCKLES)

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(TRAPS SNAPPING)

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(LOUD SCREAMING)

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(CLANGING)

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(BANGING)

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(WHISTLING)

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(GLASS SHATTERING)

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(CHEWING LOUDLY)

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(LAUGHING)

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(LAUGHING)

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(KNOCKING)

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(EXPLODING)

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(THUD)

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(LAUGHTER)

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(SCREAMS)

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(SCREAMS)

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(LAUGHING)

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(SPIKE EXCLAIMS)

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You're so dead, cat.

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(SCREAMS)

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(SCREAMS)

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Oops.
Looks like I missed a spot.

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Let me get that for you.

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(LAUGHTER) MAN: Oh, this
is going to be
the best video, yet.

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(ALL LAUGHING)