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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(GOLF BALL RATTLES)

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(SNIFFS)

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(INHALES)

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(CRASHES)

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(BUGLE PLAYING)

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(POTS BANGING)

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(CACKLES)

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(KNOCKING)

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Howdy, (STUTTERS) nephew!

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I got your message
you was feeling poorly.

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You just rest easy now
and relax.

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Yeah, that grip.

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As limp as a lasso.

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Let's have a look
at your tongue.

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(FLIES BUZZING)

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Ooh. Looks like
a nasty frog in your throat.

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Let's listen to your pulse.

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(BUGLE PLAYING)

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(POTS BANGING)

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(BUGLE CLANGS)

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(LOUDLY) Back off the racket,
you loco critter!

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I got kinfolk sick right here.

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So mind your manners
before I lose my

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(STUTTERS) temper.

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Always said the best cure
for what ails ya

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is the natural born outdoors.

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Gots to get out
the house more.

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Get some fresh air.

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Feel the warmth of
the daylight sun.

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Ah... Best medicine there is.

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Breathe in that fresh air.

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(INHALES)

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Feel that (STUTTERS) tingle?

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Perfect weather for a good
vigorous jog.

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(WIND WHOOSHING)

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(WIND WHOOSHING)

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(SHIVERING)

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(TEETH CHATTERING)

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PECOS: Don't worry, nephew.

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(MUFFLED)
All we need now
is a warm place to thaw out.

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(JERRY SNEEZING)

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You two done gone viral!

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Better go get my tackle bag.

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(SNEEZES)

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Now, you two just sit tight

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while I see if I can find
what I'm looking for in here.

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Nope.

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Now darn it. Where is it?

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Good thing I didn't
pack much for this trip.

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(SAND TRICKLING)

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Ah, there we go.

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This will have you back
in the saddle right quick.

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My very own Texas Zinger.

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Open up there
(STUTTERS) nephew.

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Since you're citified we'll
have to start you off easy.

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(SIZZLING)

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(CROWING)

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(HOWLS)

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Hang on there,
(STUTTERS) nephew!

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-Worked a little too good.
-(CLUCKING)

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(YELLS LIKE TARZAN)

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(TOM ROARS)

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(FIGHTING)

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(WHIRRING)

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(CRASHING)

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(COUGHING)

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Hmm. That batch done passed
its expiration date.

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Better go whoop up some more.

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(SCATTING)

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<i>♪ Crambone</i>

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(SCATTING)

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<i>♪ Crambone ♪</i>

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Ha! Now, let's see...

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Oh, yeah. Almost forgot.

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A little squeeze of
this here snake juice.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(BUBBLING)

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Well, that's the best I can do
using citified ingredients.

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Hope it does the trick.

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(WHEEZES)
This batch is so fresh

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it might fricassee
your innards.

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(SIZZLES)

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Maybe a bigger gulp'll do ya.

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(GULPING)

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(JERRY RUMBLING)

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Oh, I guess it's got
a delayed reaction.

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Fire!

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(GURGLING)

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(SNEEZES)

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(BOTH SNEEZE)

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Great balls of fire!
It's an epi-me-demic!

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Back to the chuck wagon.

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(STRUMMING GUITAR)

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<i>♪ And the coyotes howl</i>

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<i>♪ At the old screech owl</i>

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<i>♪ It's a cowboy lullaby ♪</i>

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Yee-haw!

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Thank you, thank you.
Hold your applause, please.

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Now, y'all had enough Zinger
to get you through the night.

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So don't go a-sneaking
into the (STUTTERS)
kitchen for more.

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There's barely enough
left for tomorrow.

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So, good night, sleep tight,

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and don't let the
(STUTTERS) bedbugs bite.

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Or the tarantulas.

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Or the scorpions.

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Or the Gila monsters.

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We get it, Pecos.

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We'll go to sleep.

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-PECOS: Hall light on or off?
-Off.

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(GROWLING)

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On, on, on!

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So quiet you could
hear a cricket expire.

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It's just not natural.

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Uh! Huh?

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Darn suburban
(STUTTERS) debris.

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(TV TURNS ON)

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(GUNSHOTS ON TV)

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PECOS: Well, glory be.

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Now that's a genuine
cowboy lullaby.

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Sorry, cat. There's not enough
Zinger for the two of us.

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It's mine.

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(THUD)

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(CRASHING)

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(ALL STRUGGLING)

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(ROARS)

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Dagnabbit!

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How's a body supposed to sleep

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with all this citified racket?

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(TOM YOWLS)

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(MOVIE PLAYING ON TV)

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That's better.

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(SNORES)