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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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NARRATOR:
<i>They say the city
</i> <i>never sleeps.</i>

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<i>But on this night,
</i> <i>the whole town seemed to be
</i> <i>on a trip to dreamland.</i>

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<i>All except for
</i> <i>two tireless private eyes</i>

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<i>by the names of
</i> <i>Tom and Jerry.</i>

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<i>The cat and mouse
</i> <i>detectives had just spent</i>

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<i>three sleepless
</i> <i>days and nights on
</i> <i>a wild-goose chase,</i>

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<i>chasing a wild goose
</i> <i>all the way to Canada
</i> <i>and back.</i>

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<i>Yes, they were tired.</i>

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-(MANGLE SQUEAKING)
<i>-They were wrung out.</i>

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-(WHISK WHIRRING)
<i>-They were beat.</i>

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<i>You could even say
</i> <i>they were pooped...</i>

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<i>Or not.</i>

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(ELEVATOR DINGS)

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-(BOTH SNORING)
-There you are!

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I've been waiting
for hours.

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He's stolen
my prized possession!

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Oh, what am I going to do!

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My water dish,
he took it out from
under my nose.

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It was like
I was helpless,
paralyzed.

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Frozen stiff,
by the sheer cuteness of
that adorable kitten-face.

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Those incredibly sweet eyes,
and the sweetest little mew.

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"Mew," it went.

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-So adorable that I just...
-(BOTH SNORING)

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Oh!

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CO:
Wake up, and listen to me!

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This is a major crime.
My one and only water dish.

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I...

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-I've been robbed!
-(ALL CLAMORING)

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NARRATOR:
<i>They all had the same story.</i>

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<i>How could one
</i> <i>adorable fur ball</i>

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<i>commit so many crimes
</i> <i>in so little time?</i>

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<i>The answer to that question
</i> <i>would have to wait,</i>

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<i>while our heroes got some
</i> <i>badly-need rest.</i>

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(THUDDING)

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<i>The mattresses!</i>

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<i>They were just here
</i> <i>a minute ago.</i>

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(MEOWS)

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-(TOM CHUCKLES)
-(JERRY MEOWS)

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-(NARRATOR CHUCKLES)
-(TOM MEOWS)

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NARRATOR:
<i>Hey, wait a minute!</i>

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<i>It's him!
</i> <i>The kitten cat burglar.</i>

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(THUDDING)

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<i>To the cat-and-mouse-mobile!</i>

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<i>Ooh, I forgot.</i>

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<i>They traded in
</i> <i>the cat-and-mouse-mobile</i>

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<i>for something
</i> <i>more fuel efficient.</i>

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(BOTH SNORING)

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(SOAP SQUELCHES)

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-(WATER SPLASHES)
-(AIR BLOWS)

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(WHIRS)

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(SNORING CONTINUES)

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(HORN BLARING)

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PILOT: Uh, did you see that?

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CO-PILOT: I'm gonna say no.

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(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(BOTH SNORING)

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(HORN HONKING)

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(JERRY SCREAMS)

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(HORN TOOTING)

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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(CRASHING)

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(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

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POLICEMAN: Ahem.

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Can't you read?

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NARRATOR:
<i>So, they headed uptown,</i>

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<i>where the kitten burglar
</i> <i>had been one very busy cat,</i>

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<i>stealing an odd assortment
</i> <i>of household items</i>

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<i>from furniture
</i> <i>to litter boxes.</i>

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What am I supposed to do

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without my personal
litter box?

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I, for sure,
ain't gonna use

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the community box
down the hall.

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(FLIES BUZZING)

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Ew!

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So, you catch
that little fuzz ball,
or we are through!

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(JERRY SNORING)

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He took
the whole stinking sofa!

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I've done my best
to cover it up,

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but I'm scared
my owners might notice.

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What am I saying?

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Of course,
they're gonna notice!

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I was so stunned
by the cuteness,

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I just stood there,
while he made off
with my boombox.

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That thing's
my livelihood, too.

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I'm studying to be a DJ.

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Yo, check this out.

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(RAPPING)
<i>♪ They call me uppercase "R"
</i> <i>To the lowercase "E"</i>

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<i>♪ To the lowercase "D"
</i> <i>To the spacebar</i>

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<i>♪ To the uppercase "H"</i>

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<i>♪ To the lowercase
</i> <i>"E" to the "R"</i>

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<i>♪ To the R-I-N-G ♪</i>

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Poor little me,
cooped up all alone in this
luxury apartment all day.

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With just a single photo
of my owner

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to keep me company,
till they come home at night.

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Now, it's gone!

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And all the kitten left me
was a solitary selfie,

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to taunt me in my loneliness.

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(MEOWS)

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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, "Mew."

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But what am I laughing at?

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(WAILING)

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I want that photo back!
I am so lonesome without it.

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(WAILING) Oh, woe is me!

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I just miss my family so much.

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NARRATOR:
<i>How could the little mew be
</i> <i>in so many places at once?</i>

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<i>Was he using mirrors?
</i> <i>Mass hypnosis?</i>

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-(KITTEN MEOWS)
-(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)

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<i>Another crime!
</i> <i>No time for social graces.</i>

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<i>-Break down that door.
</i> -(CRASHING)

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<i>Unless it's already unlocked.</i>

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-(SCREAMING)
-(THUDDING)

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He went out the window with
my master's candle sticks.

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But be careful.

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I tell you, he's so cute
it's incapacitating.

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NARRATOR: <i>That's for
</i> <i>not locking your doors
</i> <i>during a crime wave.</i>

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(MEOWS)

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-(CHUCKLES)
-(MEOWS)

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NARRATOR: <i>Uh-oh.</i>
<i>Cuteness factor.</i>

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<i>Activate shields.</i>

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(SPLASHING)

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NARRATOR:
<i>You solved the case!</i>

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<i>They were clones all along!</i>

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<i>I mean, a whole litter of
</i> <i>homeless brothers and sisters</i>

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<i>making up for the loving
</i> <i>family home they never had.</i>

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<i>They never meant
</i> <i>any harm, after all.</i>

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<i>In the end, everyone got
</i> <i>their stolen goods back.</i>

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(JERRY CHUCKLING)

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<i>Fully returned,
</i> <i>without a scratch.</i>

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<i>Well, almost.</i>

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(RAPPING)
<i>♪ Thanks, to the uppercase "Y"
</i> <i>To the lowercase "O"</i>

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<i>♪ To the lowercase "U"
</i> <i>Ooh, ooh ♪</i>

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NARRATOR:
<i>And lonely, old Winston
</i> <i>got his family photo back,</i>

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<i>with an extended family
</i> <i>to go with it.</i>

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-(KITTENS MEWING)
-(KISSING)

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My very own 24-hour family
to call my own.

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Oh, thank you,
cat and mouse detectives.

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Huh?

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NARRATOR:
<i>It isn't exactly the Ritz,</i>

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<i>but it's got all
</i> <i>the privacy and quiet
</i> <i>of a five-star resort.</i>

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(BOTH SNORING)