(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(HELICOPTER BLADES ROTATING)
(RAPID FIRING)
(RAPID FIRING CONTINUES)
(WHIRS AND SNAPS)
(RAPID FIRING)
(SCREECHES)
(HELICOPTER BLADES ROTATING)
(WHOOSHING)
(ENGINE BRAKES)
-(THUDS) -(SPIKE BARKING)
SALESMAN: Somebody order one dozen wild honey badgers?
It says here I have to warn you...
Hey, let me finish!
(GROWLING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(TOM SHRIEKING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
(BEEPS)
(JERRY SQUEAKS)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(CRASHES)
The International Brotherhood of Cats
is now in session.
Oops.
Tommy, ol' boy!
You're a wreck.
(YELLS) Medic!
Lucky for you, Tom, you're in the right place.
We'll take care of that rodent problem. For a small fee.
Now, obviously, whoever done this to a pal like Tom is no ordinary mouse!
Let those who will bravely avenge Tommy Boy,
please take one step forward.
Ah, Meathead!
I'm proud to see you step forward for this dangerous mission.
Are you ready to take on these terrible pests?
(MUTTERS) Aye, aye, mon capitaine.
Let the training begin!
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(GRUNTING)
(PANTING)
I made it!
Top of the world, Ma!
The coast looks clear.
Meathead, you're on!
(MUTTERS) Ready or not, here I come!
Poor Meathead.
I hate to see this happen but after all he did volunteer...
-MEATHEAD: Hey, Tom... -(BOTH GASP)
Are these the ones that beat you up so bad?
Uh, Tom, you wanna ID these perps
to see if they was the ones that busted you up?
I didn't think so.
I mean, seriously, Meathead,
how could Tom get so badly roughed up
by two mice somebody like you could catch so easily!
(SNICKERS) No offense.
I thought that was a little too easy.
(BOTH SNICKER)
Hey, fellas, two more! At least I think so.
All them mousies look the same to me.
-(SQUEAKS) -Hang on a second, Meathead.
Tom, why don't you go in there and flush out the real culprits?
And then let Meathead finish the job!
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(CRASHES AND THUDS)
(BREAKING, SHATTERING)
Is this the ones?
This is getting too gold-earned-easy.
Here, why don't you tie one arm behind my back
so the next try will be a challenge for me.
(SCREAMS)
(CHAIN RATTLING)
-(INSECTS TRILLING) -(CROW CAWING)
Tom, shouldn't you ought to take a look in there,
see how he's doing?
(SCREAMS)
Hey there, Tom ol' buddy.
Don't know if these are the two you're after,
but I wouldn't mind keeping them for myself.
Not only are they easy to catch,
but I also got them pretty well-trained!
Oh! And to kind of return the favor,
I've been writing up my expert mouse-catching notes for you.
"Step one, I look for the mouse.
"Step two, I see the mouse.
"Step three, I catch the mouse."
For shame, Tom!
He's just trying to do right for our fellow member of the brotherhood.
Now, why don't we start over from scratch
and let the best feline win!
Sounds fair to me, Tom old buddy.
One, two, four,
yellow, eleventeen, unicorn,
periwinkle, gumdrop...
(MUTTERS) Ten!
Ten!
Easy as falling off a log!
-(CRASHING, POUNDING) -(TOM SHRIEKING)
(THUDS)
I've seen enough!
As president of the brotherhood,
I hereby permanently cancel your membership
for conduct pathetic to felines everywhere.
All in favor say, "Meow."
ALL: Meow.
TUFFY: Meow!
Membership fees for disgraced brothers are non-refundable.
(BELCHES)
From this day forward, you are no longer a cat.
(SLURPING)
(BARKS SOFTLY)
(HOWLING)