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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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(HELICOPTER BLADES ROTATING)

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(RAPID FIRING)

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(RAPID FIRING CONTINUES)

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(WHIRS AND SNAPS)

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(RAPID FIRING)

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(SCREECHES)

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(HELICOPTER BLADES ROTATING)

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(WHOOSHING)

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(ENGINE BRAKES)

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-(THUDS)
-(SPIKE BARKING)

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SALESMAN: Somebody order
one dozen wild honey badgers?

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It says here
I have to warn you...

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Hey, let me finish!

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(GROWLING)

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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(TOM SHRIEKING)

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

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(BEEPS)

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(JERRY SQUEAKS)

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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(CRASHES)

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The International
Brotherhood of Cats

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is now in session.

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Oops.

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Tommy, ol' boy!

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You're a wreck.

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(YELLS) Medic!

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Lucky for you, Tom,
you're in the right place.

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We'll take care of
that rodent problem.
For a small fee.

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Now, obviously, whoever
done this to a pal like Tom
is no ordinary mouse!

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Let those who will bravely
avenge Tommy Boy,

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please take one step forward.

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Ah, Meathead!

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I'm proud to see you
step forward for this
dangerous mission.

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Are you ready to take on
these terrible pests?

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(MUTTERS)
Aye, aye, <i>mon capitaine.</i>

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Let the training begin!

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(PANTING)

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I made it!

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Top of the world, Ma!

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The coast looks clear.

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Meathead, you're on!

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(MUTTERS) Ready or not,
here I come!

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Poor Meathead.

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I hate to see this happen
but after all he did
volunteer...

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-MEATHEAD: Hey, Tom...
-(BOTH GASP)

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Are these the ones that
beat you up so bad?

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Uh, Tom, you wanna
ID these perps

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to see if they was the ones
that busted you up?

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I didn't think so.

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I mean, seriously, Meathead,

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how could Tom get
so badly roughed up

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by two mice somebody like
you could catch so easily!

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(SNICKERS) No offense.

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I thought that was
a little too easy.

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(BOTH SNICKER)

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Hey, fellas, two more!
At least I think so.

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All them mousies look
the same to me.

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-(SQUEAKS)
-Hang on a second, Meathead.

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Tom, why don't you go
in there and flush out
the real culprits?

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And then let Meathead
finish the job!

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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(CRASHES AND THUDS)

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(BREAKING, SHATTERING)

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Is this the ones?

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This is getting
too gold-earned-easy.

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Here, why don't you tie
one arm behind my back

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so the next try will be
a challenge for me.

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(SCREAMS)

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(CHAIN RATTLING)

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-(INSECTS TRILLING)
-(CROW CAWING)

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Tom, shouldn't you ought
to take a look in there,

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see how he's doing?

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(SCREAMS)

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Hey there, Tom ol' buddy.

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Don't know if these are
the two you're after,

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but I wouldn't mind
keeping them for myself.

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Not only are they
easy to catch,

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but I also got them
pretty well-trained!

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Oh! And to kind of
return the favor,

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I've been writing up
my expert mouse-catching
notes for you.

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"Step one,
I look for the mouse.

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"Step two, I see the mouse.

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"Step three,
I catch the mouse."

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For shame, Tom!

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He's just trying to do right
for our fellow member
of the brotherhood.

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Now, why don't we
start over from scratch

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and let the best feline win!

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Sounds fair to me,
Tom old buddy.

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One, two, four,

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yellow, eleventeen,
unicorn,

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periwinkle, gumdrop...

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(MUTTERS) Ten!

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Ten!

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Easy as falling off a log!

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-(CRASHING, POUNDING)
-(TOM SHRIEKING)

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(THUDS)

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I've seen enough!

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As president of
the brotherhood,

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I hereby permanently
cancel your membership

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for conduct pathetic
to felines everywhere.

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All in favor say, "Meow."

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ALL: Meow.

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TUFFY: Meow!

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Membership fees
for disgraced brothers
are non-refundable.

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(BELCHES)

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From this day forward,
you are no longer a cat.

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(SLURPING)

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(BARKS SOFTLY)

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(HOWLING)