(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNICKERING)
(KNOCKING)
(GASPS)
(GIGGLING)
(SHRIEKING)
(DIGGING)
(PANTING)
(KNOCKING)
(GASPING)
(GASPS)
(SLAMS)
(GRUNTS)
(YELPS)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
(CLANKS)
(CLANKING)
GINGER: Thomas, you're filthy.
-(SHRIEKS) -Looks like it's bath time, mister.
GINGER: Good thing I bought some more pet shampoo.
You're going to need it.
-GINGER: Hold still, Tom. -(GIGGLING)
GINGER: Aw, you look adorable, Thomas.
(CACKLING)
(LAUGHING)
(SHRIEKING)
(SNIFFING) Something smells all pretty and flowery-like.
Hey, yous two, cut it out.
Can't you see I'm trying to get some sleep here?
What the...
(SNEEZES)
(GROANS) Hey, look at this mess!
You carpeted the whole yard!
(SHRIEKING)
Looks like you're losing your hair, pal.
(SCREAMING)
(LAUGHS)
(SHRIEKS)
-(HAIR SPRAY CAP POPS) -(GIGGLING)
(CACKLING)
(RUSTLING)
(TAPE SCREECHING)
(SNORING)
Yous woke me up for this?
You want me to help?
Let's see, four easy ways to stop hair loss.
If I do it, you'll stop shedding all over my yard?
Number one, mud packs.
Let's get to work.
SPIKE: Okay, cat.
Here comes your treatment.
(MUD SPLATTERS)
Keep 'em coming, mouse.
I don't know if it's working,
but it sure is fun.
(MUD SPLATTERING)
GINGER: Tom, now what did you get into?
Number two, full body stimulating massages.
My specialty!
Relax, and we'll start with some light pin rolling.
-(SCREAMING) -(BONES CRACKING)
Relaxin', aint it?
(SCREAMING)
-(HAIR RUSTLING) -Still shedding.
Number three,
electro hair follicle stimulation.
Ooh, fancy!
You know what these follicles is?
(INHALES AND EXHALES SHARPLY)
SPIKE: Thanks, mouse.
Get ready, this might tingle a bit.
(ELECTRICITY ZAPPING)
How are them follicles doin'?
Number four,
skunk therapy.
(SCRIBBLING)
SPIKE: (MUFFLED VOICE) Hey, cat. Snap out of it.
Ready?
(SPRAYING)
(COUGHING)
(CONTINUES COUGHING)
GINGER: Tom, not again!
Pee-ew, you stink!
What has gotten into you today, Thomas?
Wait here while I get a clothes pin for my nose.
(JERRY SNICKERING)
(LIQUID BUBBLING)
(ECHOING) Looks like you're losing your hair, pal.
GINGER: Come on, stinky. Bath time again.
-(WATER SPLASHING) -(SCRUBBING)
(WHISTLING)
(CLATTERING)
(TOM WHISTLES)
(TOM LAUGHS MANICALLY)
(SHRIEKS)
(GULPS)
(JERRY GASPS)
(LAUGHING)
(TOM CACKLING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
GINGER: Spike, come back!
I hate yous two.
(BOTH LAUGHING)