(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNIFFS, EXHALES)
TUFFY: Hey!
You mean, old cat.
(WHISTLING)
(SCREAMS)
Cut... It... Out... Right... Now...
(GRUNTING)
(WHISTLES)
Ball?
(PANTING)
TUFFY: Don't even think about it!
Oh, great.
(GROANS) Yuck.
(LAUGHING)
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
Pork chop!
(GASPS)
Gotcha!
Tom! Poor mirror.
GINGER: Come on, Tom.
The vet says you only need to wear it for a couple of weeks.
Whoa, guys, check out Tom.
Funnel for a couple of measly stitches!
Doesn't look funnel to me.
Why is Tom wearing a satellite dish?
(LAUGHING)
Wait here. I need a camera.
GINGER: Tom, leave it on.
You don't wanna end up like the Petersons' cat.
Listen to your owner, brother.
I didn't, and now the doc says I'll be in this prison another four years.
(SCREAMS)
Yay! A cone in one.
Hey, funnel face.
Can't find me!
Over here!
(SCREAMS)
(PANTING)
-(BLOWS TRUMPET) -(TOM SCREAMS)
TUFFY: Wow!
RICK: Honey, working in the den if you need me.
Tom, is that you? Knock it off.
MEATHEAD: Don't do it, brother.
The last time I took off my cone,
the vet taped my hands to my feet for a month.
Resisting only makes it worse.
(YAWNS)
(SNORING)
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly
♪ Fa la la la la la la la la
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly
♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪
(SCREAMS)
Ooh! Pork chop!
(LAUGHS)
(SCREAMS)
Okay, now you're making us all look bad.
Hang on, that thing's coming off.
This'll do the trick.
Hold still, I'll ax it right off.
Chainsaw?
Giant rusty shears?
Industrial strength double-barrel blowtorch?
Okay, this will work for sure.
Don't do it, brother. Trust me.
For 13 long months, I've been...
My cone!
BUTCH: Get ready, pal.
Countdown to funnel face separation.
This should be good.
Three... Two... One.
(TOM SCREAMS)
Lift off!
(EXCLAIMING)
Yowza!
(TOM CONTINUES SCREAMING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
That's what we call karma, cat.
(KNOCKING)
Pain is certain, suffering is optional.
Sorry, pal, you're gonna have to do the time.
He's losing it, fellas.
Cat rage.
(PANTING)
Ball? (GROANS)
GINGER: Spike!
Come on, boy.
The vet says you'll only need to wear it for a couple of weeks.
Can I have a funnel too?
Everyone's gettin' 'em.
(SPIKE BREATHING HEAVILY)
(LAUGHING)
On second thought, I don't want a funnel.
(GROWLING)