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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNIFFS, EXHALES)
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TUFFY: Hey!
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You mean, old cat.
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(WHISTLING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Cut... It... Out...
Right... Now...
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(GRUNTING)
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(WHISTLES)
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Ball?
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(PANTING)
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TUFFY: Don't even
think about it!
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Oh, great.
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(GROANS) Yuck.
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(LAUGHING)
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(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
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Pork chop!
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(GASPS)
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Gotcha!
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Tom! Poor mirror.
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GINGER: Come on, Tom.
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The vet says you only need to
wear it for a couple of weeks.
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Whoa, guys, check out Tom.
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Funnel for a couple of
measly stitches!
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Doesn't look funnel to me.
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Why is Tom wearing
a satellite dish?
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(LAUGHING)
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Wait here. I need a camera.
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GINGER: Tom, leave it on.
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You don't wanna end up
like the Petersons' cat.
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Listen to your owner, brother.
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I didn't, and now the doc says
I'll be in this prison
another four years.
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(SCREAMS)
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Yay! A cone in one.
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Hey, funnel face.
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Can't find me!
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Over here!
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(SCREAMS)
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(PANTING)
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-(BLOWS TRUMPET)
-(TOM SCREAMS)
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TUFFY: Wow!
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RICK: Honey, working in
the den if you need me.
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Tom, is that you?
Knock it off.
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MEATHEAD:
Don't do it, brother.
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The last time
I took off my cone,
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the vet taped my hands
to my feet for a month.
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Resisting only makes it worse.
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(YAWNS)
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(YAWNS)
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(SNORING)
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♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly
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♪ Fa la la la la
la la la la
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♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly
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♪ Fa la la la la
la la la la ♪
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(SCREAMS)
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Ooh! Pork chop!
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(LAUGHS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Okay, now you're making us
all look bad.
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Hang on,
that thing's coming off.
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This'll do the trick.
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Hold still,
I'll ax it right off.
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Chainsaw?
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Giant rusty shears?
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Industrial strength
double-barrel blowtorch?
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Okay, this will work for sure.
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Don't do it, brother.
Trust me.
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For 13 long months,
I've been...
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My cone!
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BUTCH: Get ready, pal.
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Countdown to
funnel face separation.
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This should be good.
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Three... Two... One.
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(TOM SCREAMS)
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Lift off!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Yowza!
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(TOM CONTINUES SCREAMING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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That's what
we call karma, cat.
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(KNOCKING)
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Pain is certain,
suffering is optional.
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Sorry, pal, you're gonna
have to do the time.
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He's losing it, fellas.
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Cat rage.
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(PANTING)
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Ball? (GROANS)
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GINGER: Spike!
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Come on, boy.
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The vet says
you'll only need to wear it
for a couple of weeks.
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Can I have a funnel too?
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Everyone's gettin' 'em.
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(SPIKE BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(LAUGHING)
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On second thought,
I don't want a funnel.
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(GROWLING)