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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(REPORTER READING)

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REPORTER: <i>Okay, enough</i>
<i>with the spinning headlines!</i>

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NARRATOR: <i>Yes. It was
</i> <i>the dog days of summer.</i>

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<i>And this city was under attack
</i> <i>by a ferocious phantom canine.</i>

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CAT 1: I think
he's a purebred.

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CAT 2: I'd say more of a mutt.

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-And he's a short hair.
-I'd say more of a long hair.

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Or maybe real curly like.

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And he's got
at least two eyes.

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What kind of stupid clue
is that?

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CAT 3: The ears,
they're kind of pointy.

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PIGEON: I'd say more round.

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CAT 3: The great big bulging,
blood-thirsty eyes!

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And he's got a heart of gold.

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Wait, forget I said that.

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Keep quiet, you birdbrain!

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Don't listen
to featherhead here!

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Show us what you got.

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NARRATOR: <i>Hmm. So much</i>
<i>for all those art lessons!</i>

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Look, the trouble is
nobody's gotten
a good look at him.

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He lurks in the shadows.

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Which is probably
why you should just
forget about it.

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The whole case is
too dangerous, I tell you.

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-Get out of here!
-Okay. But don't say
I didn't warn yous.

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Forget him, he's got bird seed
for a brain!

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You got to help us.
We're desperate!

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NARRATOR: <i>Looks like</i>
<i>you're elected, Tom, buddy.</i>

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<i>It was time to stake out
</i> <i>the darkest, creepiest
</i> <i>alley in town.</i>

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<i>Luckily, they had taken
</i> <i>every detail
</i> <i>into consideration.</i>

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(GULPS)

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(DOG GROWLING)

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(TOM SCREAMS)

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(SCREAMS)

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(CAMERA CLICKING)

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(DOG GROWLING)

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(TRAIN HORN BLARING)

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(SCREAMS)

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(SIREN WAILING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(CRASHING)

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(SIREN WAILING)

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Okay, fella,
time for an adjustment

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so you can heal
all proper-like.

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But don't worry.
You ain't gonna
feel a thing, mister.

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This remote thingy
controls everything.

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Now, let's start
with your sacroiliac.

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Whoopsie!

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(CHUCKLES)
Little tangle there.

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Let's just hit
the reset button, huh?

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Maybe this button here
is the one?

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(SCREAMS)

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-Wrong button. (LAUGHS)
-Gee, you think?

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Let's see here.

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Give me that, you meathead,
before you hurt the poor guy.

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All right, that takes care
of the bed.

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Now, what's this one?

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-Oh, I guess that's breakfast.
-What about coffee?

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Sure there's coffee, you mug.

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(BEEPING)

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-One lump or two?
-Two, please!

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(JERRY CLEARS THROAT)

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-(SHUSHING)
-(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

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All right,
let's button mash this thing

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and get out of here.

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(BEEPING)

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(CAT MEOWS)

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(BEEPS)

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-(BEEPING)
-(CAT MEOWS)

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(BEEPING)

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(POWER FLUCTUATING)

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Yous two!
I should have known.

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Now, quit goofing
and get to work!

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Excuse me,
this is Intensive Care!

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I cannot allow visitors
for the Cat & Mouse team

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unless you can prove
you're a close family member.

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Meow.

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Go ahead.

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(SNARLING)

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(BEEPING)

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-What the...
-Oh, my gosh!

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Oh, jeez!
The doc's losing his patience.

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Get 'em both to triage, stat!

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BOTH: Aye, aye, sir!

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-(ALARM SOUNDING)
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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(SCANNER CLICKING)

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NURSE: Oh, that's fabulous!

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Now, give us another one.
Just like the last...

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That's perfect! Wonderful!
Now we are talking.

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Oh, marvelous!
Very good, very good.

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Oh, love it! Love it!

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Boy, did you see those X-rays
on the doc here?

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An actual heart of solid gold!

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(GROWLING)

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(SNARLING)

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(BELL DINGS)

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(BABIES CRYING)

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(BELL DINGS)

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(BELL DINGS)

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(SPLASHING)

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I give up!
You got me.

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But I didn't want to do it.

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I'm not a killer at heart,
you guys.

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And his X-ray proves
he ain't lying.

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Guy's got a genuine
heart of gold.

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Yeah, makes it real hard
to rat on the guy

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who put me up to all this.

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Tsk-tsk-tsk.

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What kind of creep
let's an honest guy like that

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take a rap
he only half-deserves?

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He'd have to be
the lowest of the low.

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Maybe even lower.

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NARRATOR: <i>Ah,
</i> <i>you're all being too kind.</i>

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<i>Anyone who would do that
</i> <i>would have to be the worst,</i>

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<i>most despicable, lowdown
</i> <i>gutless cowardly stinker</i>

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<i>that ever walked the Earth.</i>

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Okay, I confess.

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Just stop already
with the insults.

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That's how
this whole thing started.

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Them alley cats
always picking on me,

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"Birdbrain this!"
"Featherhead that!"

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It's enough to make
a bird go cuckoo.

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So I hired this pooch
to rough 'em up
for my revenge.

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And it felt so good
I couldn't stop.

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I mean, I deserve
a little revenge, don't I?

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You can't blame me, can yous?

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NARRATOR: <i>Well, yes, we can.</i>

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<i>Terrorizing a city
</i> <i>'cause your feelings got hurt</i>

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<i>deserves more than
</i> <i>a slap on the wrist.</i>

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<i>But first,
</i> <i>the Cat & Mouse detectives
</i> <i>felt a little adjustment</i>

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<i>of the bird's sacroiliac
</i> <i>was in order.</i>

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-(BEEPING)
-(SCREAMING)