1 00:00:01,268 --> 00:00:04,418 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:19,486 (VOCALIZING) 3 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:20,921 Ah, garbage! 4 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:24,291 It's what's for breakfast, lunch and dinner! 5 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,126 (VOCALIZING) 6 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:29,429 (SNIFFS) 7 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:31,296 (VOCALIZING) 8 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:42,309 This I'll save for a special occasion! Huh? 9 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,212 Hiya, Butch. What's cookin'? 10 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:47,648 I'll cook you, you freeloadin' sewer rat! 11 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,684 (TRUCK HORN HONKING) 12 00:00:49,751 --> 00:00:53,087 So long, Butchy boy! Thanks for the breakfast! (LAUGHS) 13 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:57,791 Laugh it up, Frankie! You'll get yours someday! 14 00:00:57,858 --> 00:00:59,827 RICK: Ginger, you gotta get to the airport. 15 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,996 GINGER: Just finishing up! I'll be gone a week. 16 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:03,931 I know how bad you are in the kitchen. 17 00:01:03,998 --> 00:01:06,834 RICK: Thanks, honey, but I'm a modern evolved dude. 18 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:08,903 I can fry up an egg with the best of 'em. 19 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:11,239 Okay, then, "modern dude." 20 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:13,741 I guess I can just toss all this into the trash. 21 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:17,044 Holy smorgasbord! You made all my favorites! 22 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:20,915 Lasagna, cake, muffins, heroes, lasagna... 23 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:24,418 Hey, cat, this stuff is off-limits. Got it? 24 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:27,788 GINGER: Ready, Rick. Let's go. 25 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:32,855 RICK: Remember, Tom, no funny business. 26 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:35,211 (SCREAMS) 27 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:49,276 (SIZZLING) 28 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:50,692 (SCREAMS) 29 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:04,090 (TRUCK BEEPING) 30 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:08,228 (SNIFFS) 31 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,531 (DOORBELL RINGS) 32 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:13,700 Afternoon, friends. Let's cut through the niceties. 33 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,035 We got a big problem in the neighborhood 34 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:17,071 and not a lot of time to deal with it. 35 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:21,642 I only wanna make this speech once. Is anyone else at home? 36 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,944 Good! I overheard the health inspector say 37 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:25,413 that there was a serious outbreak 38 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:29,850 of yuckyfoodycoccus at the local market. 39 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:32,252 Food poisoning. Oh, yeah, real bad. 40 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,022 The market's closed! 41 00:02:34,089 --> 00:02:36,491 But any groceries that may have come from there could be contaminated. 42 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:39,126 Now, the health inspector's got vacation plans, 43 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,896 and he thinks the bad news can wait until he gets back. 44 00:02:41,963 --> 00:02:46,963 I'm telling you it can't. You know the symptoms of food poisoning, right? 45 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:50,671 No? Well, first, you get the sweats from overheating. 46 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:53,007 Then come the arctic bitter chills. 47 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:54,975 Then the wrenching stomach cramps. 48 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:57,179 Your joints all stiffen, you swoon 49 00:02:57,245 --> 00:03:02,245 and finally, you see spots and hear the tinkling of little bells, and then... 50 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,620 (SCREAMS) 51 00:03:05,687 --> 00:03:09,190 Of course, years of being a lab rat has made me immune to bad food. 52 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:11,025 Ah, can you show me where the food is, cat? 53 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:14,991 I need to do some testing. 54 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:20,501 (LAUGHS) Thank you. 55 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:24,004 Now, as you may have noticed, there are no outward signs of anything wrong, 56 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:28,876 but looks can be deceiving. 57 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:31,344 (CHEWING NOISILY) 58 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,761 (BELCHES) 59 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:38,068 Ah! 60 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:45,607 (CHEWING NOISILY) 61 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,669 Are my eyes playing tricks on me? 62 00:03:54,736 --> 00:03:59,736 Or are you two numbskulls feeding premium chow to a disgusting street rat? 63 00:03:59,974 --> 00:04:02,176 Oh, disgusting street rat? 64 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:04,846 I prefer to think of myself as a concerned friend 65 00:04:04,913 --> 00:04:07,582 with important connections at the county board of health. 66 00:04:07,649 --> 00:04:11,018 I could've minded my own business, but I care way too much 67 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,621 about total strangers getting food poisoning! 68 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:16,424 -You are familiar with the symptoms? -Uh-uh. 69 00:04:16,491 --> 00:04:18,692 First, you break out in tropical sweats, 70 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,627 then you get the arctic chills, 71 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,330 then the stomach cramps, you stiffen, 72 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,699 swoon, and by the time you see spots, 73 00:04:24,766 --> 00:04:28,502 and hear the tinkling of tiny bells, it's too late! 74 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:29,970 You're a goner. 75 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,239 -What are we gonna do? -Glad you asked. 76 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,475 While I continue conducting my tests here, 77 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:36,210 you're going to wait in the front yard, 78 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:38,412 and bark up a storm when your owner gets home, 79 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:41,615 so I can wrap up my review. Sound like a plan? 80 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,818 Sure thing, Mr. Rat! 81 00:04:43,885 --> 00:04:47,555 Hate to impose, but the impurities of the yuckyfoodycoccus 82 00:04:47,622 --> 00:04:52,622 require that I sweat them out in a warm bubble bath. 83 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:59,634 Mmm, perfect! 84 00:04:59,701 --> 00:05:03,137 What are you up to, mutt? Auditioning for a statue? 85 00:05:03,204 --> 00:05:06,272 Scram, cat! I'm on important business. 86 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:07,475 (SNIFFS) 87 00:05:07,542 --> 00:05:09,877 Smells like the kitchen is open! 88 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:12,846 And nobody's home except Tom and Jerry! 89 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,649 I ain't telling youse nothin'! 90 00:05:14,716 --> 00:05:19,716 -Now, scat! -Okay, okay, I'm going! Sheesh! 91 00:05:24,058 --> 00:05:25,660 Ooh la la! 92 00:05:25,727 --> 00:05:28,695 Oh, yeah. That bath really did the trick! 93 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:32,766 I'm ready to resume testing. Gah! 94 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:36,603 Hiya Tom, Jerry, Frankie. 95 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,620 How's tricks? 96 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:47,582 Hoo, boy, the whole food poisoning routine again? 97 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:50,084 Funny thing is I passed the market on the way over 98 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:53,287 and uh, it ain't closed! 99 00:05:53,354 --> 00:05:56,823 Choose your weapons, boys. 100 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,492 Now, now, now, don't be hasty! 101 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,095 (FRANKIE SCREAMING) 102 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:04,165 (CLAMORING) 103 00:06:04,232 --> 00:06:07,835 What are you beating me for? This mooch is eating all your goods! 104 00:06:07,902 --> 00:06:10,404 But let's face it. There's enough here for all of us. 105 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:14,141 I say we call a truce and share the wealth. 106 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:19,046 I hate to say it but this bum makes sense for once. 107 00:06:19,113 --> 00:06:22,113 Let the feast begin! 108 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,840 What say we check out some TV 109 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:50,278 while we, uh, digest a bit? 110 00:06:50,345 --> 00:06:52,881 REPORTER: (ON TV) We interrupt this program with a special news bulletin. 111 00:06:52,947 --> 00:06:55,550 Local supermarkets throughout the area are shutting down immediately, 112 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,685 due to a sudden outbreak of food poisoning. 113 00:06:57,752 --> 00:06:59,921 The symptoms of eating tainted food are as follows: 114 00:06:59,988 --> 00:07:02,391 profuse sweating, followed by a sudden arctic chill, 115 00:07:02,457 --> 00:07:06,460 stomach cramps, swooning, seeing spots and hearing the tinkling of little bells. 116 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,629 If you are experiencing any or all of these symptoms, 117 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:10,831 please report to your nearest hospital. 118 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:12,432 ALL: Gangway!