1 00:00:01,268 --> 00:00:04,418 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:16,951 --> 00:00:19,120 NARRATOR: They say there's no "I" in team. 3 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:22,023 But there's at least a couple in "private eye." 4 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:24,425 The boys had split up their workload for the day. 5 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:26,894 Tom had taken an emergency call from Toodles, 6 00:00:26,961 --> 00:00:30,464 leaving Jerry to crack open a cold case at the office. 7 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,033 (BELCHING) 8 00:00:32,099 --> 00:00:34,202 Suddenly, there was a heavy footfall at the door. 9 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:39,268 It was Tom, looking like something the cat dragged in. 10 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:40,941 Actually, I dragged him in. 11 00:00:41,008 --> 00:00:43,411 I seen him passed out on the stairs and dragged him on over. 12 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,746 NARRATOR: Well, thanks very much for all your help. 13 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,748 Hey, are you doing a TV show in here? 14 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:50,418 'Cause, uh, I know a few pretty good tricks. 15 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:52,220 NARRATOR: Well, there really isn't any need 16 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:54,188 for that kind of thing in this series, 17 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:57,591 but if it ever comes up, we'll give you a call. 18 00:00:57,658 --> 00:01:02,658 (SADLY) Yeah, sure. Sure you will. 19 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:05,499 NARRATOR: Poor Tom was really down for the count. 20 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,901 Out like a light. 21 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:08,736 Looks like a job for a good old-fashioned 22 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,438 cardiac ventricular defibrillator. 23 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:13,507 -Clear! -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 24 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,542 (YELLS) 25 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:17,559 Oops! 26 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:26,921 Hey, Tom, he just knocked you for a loop, remember? 27 00:01:26,987 --> 00:01:29,290 Hmm, this could be serious. 28 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,158 Somewhere in the past eight hours, 29 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,960 you took a baseball bat to the head, 30 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:34,195 got a kiss on the cheek, 31 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:35,963 acquired a face full of hornet stings, 32 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:37,598 an arrow to the backside, 33 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:40,101 and got run over by a Mack Truck. 34 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:43,371 Don't tell us you forgot how all this happened. 35 00:01:43,438 --> 00:01:46,073 This looks like a clear case of... 36 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:48,609 Of... That thing where you can't remember. 37 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,076 Magnesium? 38 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:51,345 (KEYS CLACKING) 39 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,947 -(PHONE BEEPS) -Hang on, I'm getting a text. 40 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:55,983 "Hey, genius, the word is 'Amnesia'." 41 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:59,320 (SCOFFS) I knew that was it! 42 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:02,355 So, with no shortage of clues, all they needed to find was 43 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,258 what they were clues to. 44 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,926 The barcode on the baseball bat 45 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:08,229 named a health club called Flex & Pex, 46 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:11,532 where the boys learned what they could from the evening desk clerk. 47 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:15,403 Excuse me. I'm not a clerk. I'm a Fitness Associate. 48 00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:17,538 NARRATOR: Whatever you say, big guy. 49 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,907 With that out of the way, it was time to learn what they could 50 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:22,810 about the last eight hours at Flex & Pex. 51 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,045 Our bat boy here will show you. 52 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:28,149 (MIMICKING RENFIELD) Yes, master. Right this way. 53 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:30,485 NARRATOR: As bat boy showed them to the batting cages, 54 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:33,287 he mentioned that a mysterious puppy showed up around noon 55 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:35,756 and had been hitting home runs ever since. 56 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,391 But he didn't have much to say. 57 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:41,728 Seemed like the only language he spoke was bubble gum. 58 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:45,433 (POPS) 59 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:49,069 I see, you also took an arrow in your derriere. 60 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:50,771 Perhaps someone knows something 61 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,974 over at our archery range. 62 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:56,310 Excuse me, kind sir. 63 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:58,579 These two gentlemen were wondering 64 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:01,915 if you know anything about the recent accident 65 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:03,951 involving a bow and arrow. 66 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:07,021 A mere coincidence of chance, and I can prove it. 67 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:09,957 Hey, fellas, does this arrow look like any of yours? 68 00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:11,359 -Gee, I don't know. -Maybe yes, maybe no. 69 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,460 It sure, maybe, yes, no... (CHUCKLES) 70 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,162 -I can't tell. -Sure. 71 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:18,665 There's only one way to find out. 72 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,082 (SCREAMS) 73 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:25,906 Okay, let's see here. 74 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:28,809 Who has the blue aluminum with the carbon tip? 75 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,212 DOG 1: Oh, that's me, Spike. 76 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,747 I've got a copper shaft with a black feather. 77 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,516 DOG 2: That's me, Spike. 78 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,718 So, that leaves this one, which is mine, 79 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:39,620 proving this one you came in with 80 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:40,788 ain't one of ours. 81 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,857 (YELLING) 82 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,760 NARRATOR: Bat boy had one last lead, 83 00:03:45,827 --> 00:03:48,963 an alley cat named Butch, who practically lived at the gym, 84 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,497 albeit in the dumpster. 85 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,000 (SCATTING) 86 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,636 Not bad, huh? 87 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:57,838 NARRATOR: Very nice. Like I said, we'll keep you in mind. 88 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,341 Oh, you won't be sorry. I promise. 89 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,477 NARRATOR: Where were we? Oh, yes. 90 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:05,580 The boys grilled Butch about the suspicious arrow in Tom's butt 91 00:04:05,647 --> 00:04:08,215 and the one he was using to harpoon his dinner. 92 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:10,318 Yeah, looks like one of mine, all right. 93 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:12,253 But this is the last one I got. 94 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,922 Somebody stole my archery gear this morning 95 00:04:14,989 --> 00:04:17,557 when I went to bring Tooty to the gym. 96 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:19,126 Tom, don't you rember? 97 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:22,096 You was right across the alley putting up them posters. 98 00:04:22,163 --> 00:04:24,532 I still says Tooty wouldn't have gone missing 99 00:04:24,599 --> 00:04:27,368 if Toodles let her come to the gym with me. 100 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:31,472 Poor kitten. Couldn't care less about that beauty salon anyways. 101 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:34,808 But cut her loose on a batting cage or an archery range, 102 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,877 and she could be at it all day. 103 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,479 A natural athlete she is, I tell... 104 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:41,481 Yikes! 105 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:43,350 (BUZZING) 106 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,366 (PLAYS BUGLE) 107 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,807 (TRUCK HONKS) 108 00:04:55,297 --> 00:04:58,566 NARRATOR: In a sudden flash, Jerry pulled all of the pieces together. 109 00:04:58,633 --> 00:05:01,703 Now the PI team was really on a roll. 110 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:04,973 They called Toodles and asked her to meet them at the gym. 111 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,877 Jerry assured her that the mystery was as good as solved. 112 00:05:08,943 --> 00:05:12,846 Back in cage number five, the canine wonder was still batting 1,000, 113 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,582 and if Jerry's hunch was correct, 114 00:05:14,649 --> 00:05:18,219 this pup's bark was worse than her meow. 115 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:22,523 (GASPS) Tooty, thank goodness, you're safe. 116 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:26,060 Oh, Tooty, you had us all so worried. 117 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:28,462 Tom, you're an absolute genius. 118 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:31,499 How on Earth did you find her, here of all places? 119 00:05:31,566 --> 00:05:33,467 NARRATOR: Tell her, Tom. Oh, hang on, 120 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:38,006 let's jog our memory one more time. 121 00:05:38,073 --> 00:05:41,475 It suddenly all came back in a classic flashback sequence. 122 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,444 At noon sharp you arrived at Toodles' place, 123 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:46,514 where she hired you to help her find her missing niece. 124 00:05:46,581 --> 00:05:50,351 At 12:05, she sealed the deal with a kiss on the cheek. 125 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:53,320 By 12:45, you had reached the Flex & Pex back alley 126 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:55,290 to spread the word of the missing kitten. 127 00:05:55,357 --> 00:05:58,860 At 12:57, you encountered Butch on the other side of the alley. 128 00:05:58,927 --> 00:06:02,630 Tooty's lost? I was hoping to take her to the archery range today. 129 00:06:02,697 --> 00:06:07,034 But Toodles wanted to drag her to some beauty salon joint instead. 130 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:10,070 Say, that looks like Toodles' lipstick. 131 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,540 You're trying to steal my girl again, ain't you? 132 00:06:12,607 --> 00:06:15,075 NARRATOR: At 1:03, Butch chased you up a utility pole 133 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,411 and head first into a hornet's nest. 134 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:20,347 1:09, you raced headlong into the loading dock 135 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:23,117 and into the path of an oncoming equipment truck. 136 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,253 2:21, you regained consciousness 137 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,622 and staggered through the back door of the archery range, 138 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:31,925 where Tooty had taken Butch's stolen bow and arrows to practice. 139 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,427 (TOM SCREAMS) 140 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:36,397 At 3:27, you tracked Tooty to the batting cages 141 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,800 and saw through the puppy dog get-up. 142 00:06:38,867 --> 00:06:43,671 Tooty did what any defenseless 4-year-old would do. 143 00:06:43,738 --> 00:06:45,807 Taking a home run to the skull, 144 00:06:45,874 --> 00:06:50,812 sent you're already battered short term memory to the shallows. 145 00:06:50,879 --> 00:06:53,381 Good, then I'm the real hero of this picture. 146 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:57,084 And I think that rakes a big razzle-dazzle finish, yeah. 147 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:58,852 NARRATOR: (SIGHS) Oh, all right. 148 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,822 Oh, boy! Come on, kids. 149 00:07:00,889 --> 00:07:03,225 Let's show them the big finish Daddy learned you. 150 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:06,761 NARRATOR: Hang on, I didn't say anything about your kids getting into the act. 151 00:07:06,828 --> 00:07:10,497 Trying to run a serious detective procedural here. 152 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:12,065 Oh, forget it.