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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SPITS)

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(YAWNS)

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(SPLAT)

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(SCREAMS)

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(PANTING) Phew!

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Hey, cat! What are you doing?

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Look at this dust storm.

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Yikes, mouse!

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Quick, get it
before Ginger sees it!

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(GROANING IN PAIN)

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Get out, you useless cat!

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(MAKES KISSING NOISE)

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RICK: It's time we got
rid of that useless cat.

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It just takes up space.

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Only serves one function,

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and it can't even
do that right.

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GINGER: Oh.
I suppose you're right, Rick.

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That cat always has been
a bit of a disappointment.

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My point exactly.

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That cat never could
stand up to the competition.

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It gets knocked down
in seconds.

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Oh, but Rick, our wittle-bitty
kitty is just so cute.

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Yeah, cute and useless.
Just throw it out already.

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GINGER: Oh, Rick.

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RICK: Don't worry, Ginger.
I'll get you a new cat.

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Something a lot bigger,

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stronger,

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and a lot tougher.

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(SNARLING)

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(GULPS)

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But, Rick, we've had
that adorable cat for ages.

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We can't just toss it out now
for some clunky heavyweight.

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Let's give the little guy
just one more chance.

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Please. For me.

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(SIGHS) All right.
But this is the last break

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I'm gonna give
that flimsy cat.

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If it can't handle the job,
I'm gonna get you
a real beast.

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Oh, thanks, Rick.

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Mmm. Perfect.

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Rick, soup's ready!

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Be right there, hon.

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(GROWLS)

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-(OVEN DINGS)
-Oh, the biscuits.

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(SPLAT)

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(GASPS AND STAMMERS)

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Mouse!

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Thomas, quick! I need you!

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All right, Thomas.
Go catch that mouse.

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Here we go again.

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Get him, Tommy!

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-(GASPS) Soup!
-(POT THUDS)

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(MUMBLING)

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One more peep out of you,
and I'll launch your tail end
to the moon.

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(GINGER SIGHS)

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Pizza will be here
in 20 minutes.

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RICK: I told you
that cat was useless.

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GINGER: I know, I know.

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RICK: Tomorrow, I'm gonna get
you one that's a lot tougher

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and with a proven
track record.

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(SHIVERING)

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(GULPS)

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GINGER:
Oh, Rick, I don't know.

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Don't feel bad, Ginger.

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That old cat had its chance
and failed miserably.

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It's time to move on.

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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

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RICK:
<i>One more peep out of you,</i>

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<i>and I'll launch your tail end
</i> <i>to the moon.</i>

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(CRASH)

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(METAL CLANGS)

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(CLANG)

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(SMACKING SOUNDS)

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Why do you provoke me, cat?

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RICK: Ginger,
I have a surprise for you.

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GINGER: Oh, did you
pick up the new cat?

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RICK:
Yup, the toughest they had.

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(GASPS)

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Say hello to Brutus.

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(ROARING)

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Say goodbye
to that old, flimsy cat

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and hello to the new
and improved

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fat cat door stop. (CHUCKLES)

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This thing could stop a tank.

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GINGER: (SIGHS) Oh, Rick.