(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Oh, Tommy. It's your sweet and lovable little Toodles.
(CRASHING)
(BRIDAL CHORUS PLAYING)
(TEETH CHATTERING)
Don't worry about your wedding, Tom.
You just got cold feet, that's all.
Whoa, your feet are even colder than I thought.
(INHALES SHARPLY) But I'll fix that.
-(SMASHING) -(YELPS)
Stop messing around, cat, it's hitchin' time.
Aren't ya missing something?
(SCREAMS)
SPIKE: Let's do this.
(BAND PLAYING)
(TEMPO INCREASING)
(SMASH)
Knock it off! It's supposed to be a wedding march.
-(SNAPPING FINGERS) -From the top.
(BAND PLAYING BRIDAL CHORUS)
These temperamental artists. You gotta keep 'em on a tight leash.
(SHUDDERING)
Dearly beloved, we're here to join these two in wedded bliss
and eat lots of kibble.
Tom, do you take Toodles to be your lovely and fetching bride?
(SQUISHING)
Toodles, are you sure you wanna take this pancake to be your wedded husband?
You could do better, ya know?
(INHALES) I do.
Oh, well. Love is blind.
I know pronounce you, bum and wife.
You may kiss the bum.
Yahoo!
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Tommy, baby, I got a wedding present for you.
It's just a little old thing.
Nothing compared to what you got me, I'm sure. (CHUCKLES)
Tom, it's our wedding day. You got me a present, right?
Oh, Tommy, our very own house mouse.
You're so thoughtful.
House Mouse, more milk. Run along.
(MILK POURING)
House Mouse!
Oh, House Mouse, get Tommy something cool to drink, too.
(SLOSHING)
House Mouse, it's a little warm.
Tommy, you're a mess.
House Mouse, why don't you help Tommy dry off?
All right, you two, who's ready for some tennis?
(JERRY CRASHES)
Oh, Mother, married life's the best.
It's like living on a cloud!
Every day is better than the last. (SNAPS FINGERS)
By the time we're your age, we'll probably be bursting with joy, I'm sure.
Oh, Tommy, you gotta try one of these delicious cupcakes our House Mouse made.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
TOODLES: Oh, Tommy boy, I have great news.
You're going to be a daddy.
(KITTENS CRYING)
(LULLABY PLAYING)
(SNORING)
-TOODLES: All right, you two. -(BOTH SCREAM)
I've been with the little darlings all day, now it's your turn.
I'm going to bed for a week. Keep 'em quiet.
(KITTENS CRYING)
(CRANK WINDING)
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
(MARCHING MUSIC PLAYING)
(CRASHING)
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(BOTH PANTING)
(KITTENS CRYING)
(BANG)
(PEACEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNORING)
(LOCKS CLICKING)
Hey, cat, heard the good news. Where are the little tykes?
(SNORING)
(KITTENS CRYING)
I'll, uh, come back later.
(KITTENS CONTINUE CRYING)
(TOM SNORES)
Oh, Tommy, ain't this the life?
Gentle, House Mouse. Tommy Jr. is sensitive.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Toodles, baby, your darling parents have arrived.
(CHUCKLES) Living here is gonna be great. Like one big family.
Oh, look, they have a house mouse.
TOODLES' DAD: That's perfect, my back is killing me.
Mouse, take our bags to our room and then vacuum.
I'm allergic to dog hair.
TOODLES' MOM: I hope your mouse is a good cook. We're famished.
(ALARM RINGING)
(INHALES) Phew!
(DOORBELL RINGING)
(SCREAMS)
(CRASHING)
(TOM SCREAMS)
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Oh, Tommy. It's your sweet and lovable little Toodles.
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)