(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
MAN: So, what shall we do tomorrow, Charles?
Pheasant hunting? Maybe some lawn bowling?
Or shall we simply count our money, again?
BUTLER: Appetizers are now being served.
-(BELL RINGS) -MAID: Did someone ring?
(GASPS) Mr. Bates, there's a mouse in the house.
(SNORING)
(SCREAMS)
(SIZZLING)
Thomas, get yourself cleaned up.
You're needed upstairs.
MAID: All right then. You heard Mr. Bates. Time for washing.
Thomas, dinner is served in five minutes.
Not for you, cat.
Now listen here, there is a mouse in the ding room.
Get rid of him immediately,
and you might just find yourself an upstairs cat.
But whatever you do, do not draw attention to yourself.
Understand?
Now get in there and get rid of that mouse.
(WHISTLES)
(SCREAMS)
(SHRIEKS)
(LAUGHING)
(SNARLS)
(SHRIEKS)
(SHATTERS)
BUTLER: I'm sure it's nothing, my lady.
But allow me to investigate.
(SCREAMS)
Thomas.
Thomas, what are you doing?
Stop messing about and get that mouse.
(JERRY LAUGHING)
(SHATTERING)
(SCREAMS)
(SNEEZES)
(CRASHING)
(CRASHES)
(LAUGHING)
BUTLER: Dinner is served.
DUTCHESS: Thank you, Bates, it all looks perfect.
(SHRIEKS) A mouse!
BUTLER: Thomas!