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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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-(BANGING)
-(CLATTERING)

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You ever tired
of getting clobbered, cat?

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Why don't you learn
to stand up for yourself?

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(VEHICLE HORN HONKING)

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MAN: Special delivery!

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Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy!

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Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em!

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(BARKING)

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That's right, coward! Run!

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That'll show 'em.

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The nerve of that guy,
coming back here.

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(MAN READING)

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(MAN GREETING IN MANDARIN)

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<i>I am Sifu Any-hoo.</i>

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<i>And welcome to
</i> <i>the instructional video
</i> <i>in Hi-Ya! Learning.</i>

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<i>In this video,
</i> <i>you will learn to...</i>

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(YELLING CRIES)

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<i>And...</i>

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(CONTINUES YELLING)

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<i>So, sit back, relax
</i> <i>and remember,</i>

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<i>you don't have to be a victim.</i>

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<i>Lesson one.</i>

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<i>How to punch.</i>

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<i>Punch like so.</i>

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(YELLING CRY)

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

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(CRASHING)

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SPIKE: You're gonna
ruin your eyes being so close
to the screen.

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One of these days, cat,
you're gonna stand up
for yourself

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and not be a victim.

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SIFU:
<i>You don't have to be a victim.</i>

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<i>You don't have to be a victim.</i>

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SPIKE: What's the matter, cat,
don't you know how
to talk to people either?

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(YELLING CRIES)

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(TUFFY YELLING CRY)

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(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

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(CHUCKLING)

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(COMBAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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(KUNG FU FIGHTING SOUNDS)

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Whatever's gotten into you,
cat, it's coming out!

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(VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

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(AIR ESCAPING)

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(BUZZING)

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(TOM YELLS)

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(VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

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(YELLING AND GRUNTING)

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(CONTINUES YELLING)

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(VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

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(YELLING)

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We gotta do something
about Tom-fu.

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He's outta control.

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That's it. If a hit
on the head caused this,

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then another hit
on the head can cure it.

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It's science.

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You guys go ahead,
I'll wait by the door.

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(CLANGING)

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(CLANGING)

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I don't get it,
how'd he do that?

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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SPIKE: <i>"You are cordially
</i> <i>invited to your own
</i> <i>butt-whoopin'.</i>

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<i>"Meet us outside
</i> <i>on the X, if you dare.</i>

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<i>"Sincerely, your pals."</i>

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Okay, Mr. Spike,
let go of the rope!

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I... I can't move.

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It's as if he's
starin' into my soul.

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(YELLING CRY)

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Did it work?

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(GRUNTING)

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-(YELLING)
-(VEHICLE HORN HONKING)

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MAN: Special delivery!

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MAN: (ON TV)
<i>Hello there, friend.</i>

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<i>You don't need to fight,
</i> <i>you have love.</i>

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<i>Love all around.
</i> <i>Kumbaya, my friend.</i>

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SPIKE: Hey, I think it
actually might be working.

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(YELLING CRY)

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No, there's no fightin' here.

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We're pals. Pals hug
and share their feelings.

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Not fight.

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(YELLING)

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RICK: Okay, where's Tom?
I got a $200 charge to some
place called Hi-Ya! Learning.

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If I get my hands on him...

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<i>-♪ Love is in bloom
</i> <i>can you smell it?
-(BLOWING RASPBERRY)</i>

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<i>♪ Fresh as a daisy
</i> <i>sweet as a song</i>

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<i>♪ Love is in the air ♪</i>