(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BANGING) -(CLATTERING)
You ever tired of getting clobbered, cat?
Why don't you learn to stand up for yourself?
(VEHICLE HORN HONKING)
MAN: Special delivery!
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em!
(BARKING)
That's right, coward! Run!
That'll show 'em.
The nerve of that guy, coming back here.
(MAN READING)
(MAN GREETING IN MANDARIN)
I am Sifu Any-hoo.
And welcome to the instructional video in Hi-Ya! Learning.
In this video, you will learn to...
(YELLING CRIES)
And...
(CONTINUES YELLING)
So, sit back, relax and remember,
you don't have to be a victim.
Lesson one.
How to punch.
Punch like so.
(YELLING CRY)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
(CRASHING)
SPIKE: You're gonna ruin your eyes being so close to the screen.
One of these days, cat, you're gonna stand up for yourself
and not be a victim.
SIFU: You don't have to be a victim.
SPIKE: What's the matter, cat, don't you know how to talk to people either?
(YELLING CRIES)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(TUFFY YELLING CRY)
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
(CHUCKLING)
(COMBAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(KUNG FU FIGHTING SOUNDS)
Whatever's gotten into you, cat, it's coming out!
(VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(AIR ESCAPING)
(BUZZING)
(TOM YELLS)
(VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(YELLING AND GRUNTING)
(CONTINUES YELLING)
(VICTORIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(YELLING)
We gotta do something about Tom-fu.
He's outta control.
That's it. If a hit on the head caused this,
then another hit on the head can cure it.
It's science.
You guys go ahead, I'll wait by the door.
(CLANGING)
I don't get it, how'd he do that?
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
SPIKE: "You are cordially invited to your own butt-whoopin'.
"Meet us outside on the X, if you dare.
"Sincerely, your pals."
Okay, Mr. Spike, let go of the rope!
I... I can't move.
It's as if he's starin' into my soul.
(YELLING CRY)
Did it work?
(GRUNTING)
-(YELLING) -(VEHICLE HORN HONKING)
MAN: Special delivery!
MAN: (ON TV) Hello there, friend.
You don't need to fight, you have love.
Love all around. Kumbaya, my friend.
SPIKE: Hey, I think it actually might be working.
(YELLING CRY)
No, there's no fightin' here.
We're pals. Pals hug and share their feelings.
Not fight.
(YELLING)
RICK: Okay, where's Tom? I got a $200 charge to some place called Hi-Ya! Learning.
If I get my hands on him...
-♪ Love is in bloom can you smell it? -(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
♪ Fresh as a daisy sweet as a song
♪ Love is in the air ♪