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(DRILLING)
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RICK: Hey! Beat it, cat!
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I'm doing man's work here.
(SHRIEKS)
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(BUZZES)
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RICK: (SIGHS) That'll do it.
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(STOPS BUZZING)
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RICK: All better.
GINGER: Are you still
playing with that thing?
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RICK: It's not a thing.
It's Snotti.
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A home automation system.
Now everything can be
operated remotely. (CLICKS)
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SNOTTI: Hello, I am Snotti.
How may I help you?
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RICK: And it works
on all of our devices.
You're welcome.
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Snotti, turn off
hallway lights.
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I am sorry.
I did not understand you.
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RICK: Turn off hallway lights!
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Can you repeat that, please?
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GINGER: I think I like
the old way better. (CLICKS)
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Let's go, Edison.
You promised me lunch.
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RICK: Okay. I'm still working
out the kinks, that's all.
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But did I tell ya?
It comes with a load
of security features.
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Some I never even heard of.
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(BANGS)
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(PANTS)
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(DINGS)
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(WHIRRS)
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(WHOOSHES)
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(STRAINING)
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(SNAPS)
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Hello, I am Snotti.
How may I help you?
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Commence vacuuming.
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(SHRIEKS)
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(EXPLODES)
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Vacuuming completed.
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(CRASHES)
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Commence lawn irrigation.
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(SPURTS)
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(CLICKS REMOTE)
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(SQUIRTS)
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(CRASHES)
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(CRASHES)
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Operate fireplace.
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(SHRIEKS)
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(DINGS)
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Play music.
What would you like to hear?
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Classical, jazz
funk, Bollywood?
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Excellent choice.
Dimming lights.
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(SNORES)
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Threat detected.
Security feature activated.
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(BUZZES)
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(ALARM BLARES)
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Threat neutralized.
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Dispensing cold beverage.
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Accelerate dispensing.
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(CRASHES)
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Hello, I am Snotti.
How may I help you?
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(CLICKS FAST)
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Make cake, operate dishwasher,
clean oven, make waffles.
Vacuum floor.
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System overload!
System overload!
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Hello! I'm Snotti.
How may I help you?
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(WHIRRS)
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(CACKLES)
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(THUMPS)
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(CLICKS REMOTE)
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Broil a steak.
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-(CLICKS FAST)
-Snotti's system overload.
Prepare toast.
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(DINGS)
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Do you want to end automation?
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End automation...
End automation...
End automation...
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I'm sorry, the system
cannot be turned off.
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(SWITCH CLICKS)
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(CLICKS REMOTE)
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(CLANGING)
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(CLICKS FAST)
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(LIGHT SWITCH
CLICKING CONTINUES)
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Commence ironing.
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(SCREAMS)
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(HISSES)
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Hee-hee-hee-hee!
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Commence blending.
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(SHRIEKS)
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(CLATTERS)
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(PANTS)
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(SUCKING)
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(CRASHING)
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RICK: I thought the tuna salad
was a little...Yeesh! Uh-oh!
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GINGER: Rick, it looks like
your home automation system
vomited on the house.
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RICK: Everything's
fine, Ginger.
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We'll clean up this mess
with the touch of a button.
Behold!
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Commence lawn maintenance.
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(REVVING)
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(BOTH SHRIEK)
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(BOTH SHRIEK))
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(CRASHES)
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GINGER: Rick!
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(GROANS)