(DRILLING)
RICK: Hey! Beat it, cat!
I'm doing man's work here. (SHRIEKS)
(BUZZES)
RICK: (SIGHS) That'll do it.
(STOPS BUZZING)
RICK: All better. GINGER: Are you still playing with that thing?
RICK: It's not a thing. It's Snotti.
A home automation system. Now everything can be operated remotely. (CLICKS)
SNOTTI: Hello, I am Snotti. How may I help you?
RICK: And it works on all of our devices. You're welcome.
Snotti, turn off hallway lights.
I am sorry. I did not understand you.
RICK: Turn off hallway lights!
Can you repeat that, please?
GINGER: I think I like the old way better. (CLICKS)
Let's go, Edison. You promised me lunch.
RICK: Okay. I'm still working out the kinks, that's all.
But did I tell ya? It comes with a load of security features.
Some I never even heard of.
(BANGS)
(PANTS)
(DINGS)
(WHIRRS)
(WHOOSHES)
(STRAINING)
(SNAPS)
Hello, I am Snotti. How may I help you?
Commence vacuuming.
(SHRIEKS)
(EXPLODES)
Vacuuming completed.
(CRASHES)
Commence lawn irrigation.
(SPURTS)
(CLICKS REMOTE)
(SQUIRTS)
(CRASHES)
Operate fireplace.
(SHRIEKS)
(DINGS)
Play music. What would you like to hear?
Classical, jazz funk, Bollywood?
Excellent choice. Dimming lights.
(SNORES)
Threat detected. Security feature activated.
(BUZZES)
(ALARM BLARES)
Threat neutralized.
Dispensing cold beverage.
Accelerate dispensing.
(CRASHES)
Hello, I am Snotti. How may I help you?
(CLICKS FAST)
Make cake, operate dishwasher, clean oven, make waffles. Vacuum floor.
System overload! System overload!
Hello! I'm Snotti. How may I help you?
(WHIRRS)
(CACKLES)
(THUMPS)
(CLICKS REMOTE)
Broil a steak.
-(CLICKS FAST) -Snotti's system overload. Prepare toast.
(DINGS)
Do you want to end automation?
End automation... End automation... End automation...
I'm sorry, the system cannot be turned off.
(SWITCH CLICKS)
(CLICKS REMOTE)
(CLANGING)
(CLICKS FAST)
(LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING CONTINUES)
Commence ironing.
(SCREAMS)
(HISSES)
Hee-hee-hee-hee!
Commence blending.
(SHRIEKS)
(CLATTERS)
(PANTS)
(SUCKING)
(CRASHING)
RICK: I thought the tuna salad was a little...Yeesh! Uh-oh!
GINGER: Rick, it looks like your home automation system vomited on the house.
RICK: Everything's fine, Ginger.
We'll clean up this mess with the touch of a button. Behold!
Commence lawn maintenance.
(REVVING)
(BOTH SHRIEK)
(BOTH SHRIEK))
(CRASHES)
GINGER: Rick!
(GROANS)