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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(OWL HOOTING)

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(CHOMPS)

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(GIGGLES)

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(GULPS)

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Why, thank you.

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(SPITS)

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(JERRY SCREAMING)

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(LAUGHS)

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HILDIE: Thomas!

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What the Hades are you
doing with my perfume?

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(GROANS)

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(LAUGHS)

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BEATIE: Oh, don't fuss,
Hildie.

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Your secret admirer
sent you a whole case of

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Troll's Breath's
perfume yesterday.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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BEATIE: Oh, what's that?

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Another love package
from your mystery man perhaps?

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Hmm. (LAUGHING)

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HILDIE: Oh, well, uh...

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I don't know. (GIGGLES)

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Oh, my favorite.
How did he know?

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Oh, just look at those thorns.

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Positively gruesome.

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BEATIE: Don't forget
the card, dear.

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HILDIE: Oh, yes, of course.

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(READING)

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Oh... (GASPS) Who is
my cuddly baby boo?

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BEATIE: Well, the card said
the thorns come from

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Gloom & Bloom Flowers & Gifts.

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Why don't we just go there
and see if we can find out
who is behind all this?

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HILDIE: It would spoil
the romance.

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BEATIE: Well, then...

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-(LICKING)
-Why don't we send Thomas

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and his little friend
to find out for us?

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HILDIE: Oh, yes, that's a
brilliant plan, Beatie.

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All right, Thomas, you two
go to this address

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and find my mystery man.

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The journey won't be easy.

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(WAND ZAPS)

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First, you'll need to sneak
through the Nightmare Forest,

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and then pass over
Terror Lake...

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-(BOTH GASP)
-And then you'll be
there in a jip.

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-(TEETH CHATTERS)
-(GASPS)

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Or whatever's left of you.

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(BOTH GULPING DOWN)

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NEWT: Excuse me.

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Is that really
such a good idea?

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Those two aren't exactly
the brave and the daring.

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HILDIE: Oh, no need to worry.
My broom will lead the way.

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(THUMPS)

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HILDIE: Now, hurry along.
Hurry along. True love
can't wait.

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Move as fast as you can,
broom, or you'll be kindling.

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Now, go!

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(BROOM HALTS)

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(TOM WHISTLES)

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Nah.

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(LAUGHS) What's the rush?

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(BROOM WHIRRING)

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(RACING)

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(COUGHS)

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(BROOM SKIDDING)

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(THUD)

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-(SQUISHES)
-Someone knock?

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(GASPS) Customers. Splendid.

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Come in. Come in.

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Welcome to Bloom & Gloom
Flowers & Gifts.

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Where lovers come to buy
and flowers come to die.

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So, what'll it be
for the special lady?

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Jewelry?

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Or what about a
perky little puppy?

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-(BARKS)
-Oops. Sorry.

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Looks like that one expired.

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Or how about a
Venus flytrap corsage?

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-(SNIFFS)
-(BITES)

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And what girl doesn't love
chocolate-covered cockroaches?

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(SHRIEKS)

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Or if all of that doesn't
get you twitterpated

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try one of our custom
headstones for size.

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(THUDS)

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I've got something
for everyone.

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I've helped hundreds
find true love.

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But, alas, there's
none for me.

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(BLOWS NOSE) Excuse me, I...

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Have something in my eye.

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(SOBBING)

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Oh, yes, I rember
this order.

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But if it is the secret
admirer you're looking for,

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I'm afraid I can't help you.

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I've never actually met him.
He places all his orders
with my delivery boy.

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And he won't be back
for another...

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-(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
-Ah!

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Well, trim my beard,
there he is now.

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(BOTH GASP)

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You two. You've got
a lot of nerve coming here.

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WIZARD: Oh, my,
what was that all about?

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Well, that's my last delivery
for the night, boss.

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I'm going to hit the sack.

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Night.

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WIZARD: Psst.
Excuse me, Carlton?

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You wouldn't mind doing
just one more flight
this evening, would you?

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What?

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Uh, these two chaps here
are on a quest for love.

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(LAUGHS) Could you escort
them back to the gentleman

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who's been placing
all these orders?

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Excuse me! Did you hear me?

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I never want to see those
two vermin again.

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Oh, but, Carlton, this isn't
about you and them.

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This is about...

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<i>♪ Love makes
</i> <i>the world go round</i>

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<i>♪ Love pumps hearts
</i> <i>up and down</i>

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<i>♪ Take a chance to romance</i>

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<i>♪ Love ♪</i>

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Enough already. Yeesh!

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Fine, I'll help.
Just spare me
the whole song and dance.

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-(SLAMS)
-Let's get this over with.

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Give me that card.

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Oh, yeah. I remember this bum.

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All right. Giddy up, vermin.

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We're off to find your Romeo.

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And when I get back,
I expect a raise.

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(SIGHS) Well,
at least someone
will find love tonight.

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(TOM SNORING)

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Wakey, wakey, boys,
we're here.

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(BOTH YAWNING)

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Did you come alone?

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The thorns were a big hit.

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-But this time
I really outdone myself.
-(TOM SHRIEKING)

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-Hey!
-You three have fun sorting
this one out.

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<i>Arrivederci.</i>

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Okay, let's get
this over with.

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NEWT: For the last time,
I do not have goo-goo eyes
for Hildie.

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She's been getting meaner
by the minute

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and I thought a bit of love
would help soften her up.

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And, boy, did it.
Now she's addicted to love.

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And if I don't keep this
charade up, it'll crush her.

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(SIGHS) Everybody deserves
to feel loved.

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Even a witch like Hildie.

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(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)

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HILDIE: Oh, Thomas's
little escapade
was a total loss.

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I'll never know
my mystery man.

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-BEATIE: There, there,
Hildie, dear.
-(DOOR KNOCK)

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BEATIE: Well, what's that?

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(GASPS)

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Would, uh...

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Will you be my Valentine?

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My cuddly baby boo.

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-(HILDIE AND SHOP
OWNER KISSING)
-NEWT: Aw.

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(HILDIE AND
SHOP OWNER CHUCKLING)

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Okay, we got the point.

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Fade out already.