(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(ZAPPING)
Why do I have that feeling in my belly that this is not ending well?
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
(GIGGLING)
(THUD)
(GIGGLING)
(KNIVES THUDDING)
(SHIVERING)
(GIGGLING)
(ZAPPING)
(GIGGLING)
(THUDDING)
BEATIE: Galloping goblins.
What in dark night is all that commotion down there?
It is nothing, my lovely Beatie.
I merely dropped a book of love.
A big and very loud book of love.
Whatever.
(WHISPERS) Look what you've done.
Now you two are going to clean up this ugliness,
or it's trouble for all of us.
(WHISPERS) Wait. Stop.
That is an ogre tooth.
Whoever holds the tooth will possess unimaginable power,
and suffer terrible consequences.
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
(ZAPPING)
HILDIE: My, my, Beatie.
Looks like someone's got a hold of something that he shouldn't have.
(HILDIE AND BEATIE GASP)
BOTH: Thomas!
(CRASH)
HILDIE: Big mistake, cat. There's a reason that tooth came with a warning.
When that ogre gets here, he's going to rip you to furry shreds.
BEATIE: Can't say we didn't warn you.
Oh, no. This is bad. Very bad. I must be leaving now.
Ta-ta, mis amigos.
May you be smarter in your next lives.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
(ZAP)
(CRASH)
(ZAP)
(GULP)
(ZAP)
(ZAPPING)
(GASP)
(SHIVERING)
(DEVILISH LAUGHTER)
(BANGING ON DOOR)
(BANGING CONTINUES)
BEATIE: Oh, happy times, Thomas. Sounds like your new friend is here.
NEWT: Rest in pieces, cat.
(BANGING CONTINUES)
(RUMBLING)
(DOOR CREAKING)
(EXPLOSION)
Knock-knock. (GIGGLES)
Oh, hi, there. My bestie, the ogre, asked me to swing by and get his tooth.
Make it quick, I'm working.
NEWT: Oh. It's even worse.
The ogre sent the Tooth Fairy to do his dirty work.
HILDIE: And I thought the ogre was bad news.
Nobody messes with the Tooth Fairy.
All right, puss. If you could just hand over the ogre's tooth,
I'll be on my way in a jiff.
(CHUCKLING)
What? You ate it?
Aren't you clever?
Since I'd rather not get messy, this is what we're gonna do, okay?
I'm gonna count to three, and you're gonna cough it up.
-Got it? One... -(LAUGHING)
Two.
Three.
(CRASHING)
-(TWITTERING) -(YELLS)
No matter the goon, the Tooth Fairy always tips.
Don't forget to floss.
BEATIE: Thomas. Would you be so kind and get us down?
HILDIE: Well, well, Beatie.
Our lovely home is in a shambles.
You two have really outdone yourselves this time.
Now tidy up this mess. And no magic.
(ZAP)
HILDIE: Thomas!