(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(VIBRATING)
(LAUGHING)
(GROWLING)
(DOOR SHUTS)
All gone.
I wish I had a friend to keep me company.
A friend.
Stay right there, little fella.
Your new friend is coming to meet you.
I wished for a little friend to play with,
all to myself.
And here you are.
Maybe you could also throw in a fresh bag of Crunchy Munchy kitty snacks?
It was worth a try.
But you are just the very thing Old Winston has always wanted.
Here, I will take your little suitcase,
so you can unpack and stay forever and ever.
Oh, what's the matter?
Was another cat bad to you?
Oh, do not worry, little friend.
I'm not like those mean cats
who treat little mice bad.
I will take care of you.
I will even shut the window.
So you won't catch cold in your little mousy nose.
(SQUEALING)
(SCREAMING)
I won't hurt you or even eat you.
Because I only eat processed food.
Cross my heart, okay?
Oh, joy!
We are going to be best pals for life.
(KISSING)
Well, cat. That's the end of that chapter.
With that mouse out of the way,
you and me can catch up
on all the regular fun that dogs and cats have.
What do you say?
(CHUCKLES) That's the spirit, pal.
(BARKING)
(SIGHS)
Say, sonny, can you tell us what year it is?
(SIGHS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
(TOY BLOWING UP)
WOMAN: Winston!
How many times have I told you to stay off the couch?
What on earth were you doing up there?
Oh, my!
You were catching a nasty mouse.
Well, that's different.
Here, have a nice Crunchy Munchy kitty snack.
You worry me, cat.
This ain't normal.
I know.
Hows about you and me
play a game of cat and mouse together?
You be the cat and I'll be the mouse. Eek. Eek.
Surprise! Squeak. Squeak.
Eek. Eek.
(SMASHING)
(SMASHES)
Time out, cat.
We got ourselves a problem.
Getting in here was one thing.
Getting out is gonna be another.
Sorry forever, friend.
I had to do something fast
or she will stop giving me food.
But it will never happen again.
Now that I have you,
I don't need her approval.
Or even her Crunchy Munchy kitty snacks.
-Good boy, Winston. -(THUMPS)
Another mouse meets his maker.
That calls for another Crunchy Munchy kitty snack.
Let's make one thing clear.
We do not do windows.
I'm allergic to everything.
(YODDLING)
Dang, blast it!
Excuse me, son. Gonna need me to borrow a guitar string.
And those are all references who can vouch for my character.
So, can I move in right away?
Oh. Why, thank you. I'll... I'll just go unpack.
-(EXHALES) -(VIOLIN PLAYING)
Well.
(SNORING)
You bunk here with me tonight, cat.
It's for your own good.
You've gotten so screwy lately,
I'm gonna have to watch you like a hawk.
Even if it means I gotta stay up all... (SNORING)
(PANTING)
(CRASHING)