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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CHIRPING)
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GINGER: (SIGHS) Oh Rick, isn't
our little mockingbird's song
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the most beautiful thing
you've ever heard?
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RICK: Mmm-hmm.
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GINGER: Oh, I could listen
to her sing all day.
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RICK: (DISMISSIVELY) Uh-huh.
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GINGER: Breakfast, Thomas!
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I have something extra
special for you today.
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Made from real kale
and fermented soybeans.
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(SLURPS)
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(SPITS)
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-(CHIRPING)
-Oh, look at that, Rick!
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Our little songbird
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is going to be a mama!
Her nest is full of eggs.
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Oh! Don't
they look lovely?
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(CHIRPING)
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(PANTING)
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Thomas! I know that look.
Don't you get any ideas.
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-(BEEPING)
-RICK: Time to go, Ginger.
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(CHIRPING)
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(SLURPS)
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Well, looky, looky at
our enlightened little rodent.
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(LAUGHS) So, do I get good
luck if I rub your belly?
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey wait!
I'm just warming up!
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(SNAPS)
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(THUDS)
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Don't let that bird
ruffle your feathers, pal.
Just repeat after me.
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Anger is just a state of
mind. Anger is just a...
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I can't believe it. Yoga's
gone to the dogs!
And it ain't pretty.
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Save your breath, birdy,
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you can't bother us.
We've reached a higher
state of consciousness.
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More like a higher
state of obnoxiousness.
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(CHANTING) Ignore the birdy.
Ignore the birdy.
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What, like your ma
always ignored you?
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(SADLY) Mother.
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(CRASH)
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(CLICKING)
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(REEL CLICKING)
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You make a great
yoga partner, pal.
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You can drop
by anytime.
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Freeze! It's the yoga police.
You have the right
to remain silent.
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Hey, where you going?
I haven't even gotten
to my best material yet.
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Ooh! I just thought
of another one. Knock, knock.
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I said, knock, knock.
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"Who's there?"
Yoga. "Yoga who?"
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Yoga-home now!
(LAUGHS)
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Watch that first step.
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So worth it.
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(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYS)
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(FLAME WHOOSHING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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(TAPPING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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Hey, Iron Chef, try
knocking next time.
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(TAPPING)
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Hey, fish breath,
I'm incubating here.
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Watch it, doofus!
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Booger brains!
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Nincompoop.
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Monkey butt!
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(BABY BIRDS LAUGH MOCKINGLY)
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(LAUGHING) Oh, you gotta
love that mouse. What a sport.
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Oh, you should have seen me
babes. I had them practically
rolling in the aisles.
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Babes? (DISMAYED) My babies!
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Babies! Babies! Babies!
Babies! Babies! Babies!
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(CRYING)
Oh my little mocklings!
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(BABIES CHIRPING)
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(CLANGS)
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(THUDS)
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Babies, you're alive!
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ALL: Mama!
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Oh, look at you all.
You sure gave that cat a run
for his money.
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-Look out!
-(CLANGS)
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(SPLAT)
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(RINGING)
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BABY BIRDS: Ahh!
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Help!
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(KNOCKING)
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Oh, thank goodness!
I need your help! That cat has
my little babies
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and you're my only hope,
and... Uh, are you... (LAUGHS)
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...wearing yoga pants?
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(LAUGHS HEARTILY)
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Nice legs. And that rump looks
positively bootylicious.
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(LAUGHS) Do you have a
permit for that thing?
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Oh, oh, it's too much!
(LAUGHS)
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Oh gee,
I didn't mean that.
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I'm sorry, I just can't help
it sometimes.
I'm a mockingbird.
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It's what I do. Please,
please, please!
You gotta help.
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My babies are in
serious trouble, please!
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(WAILS) Please!
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(SMASH)
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Please?
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(THUDS)
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Giddy up, flyboy!
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Wait, I don't understand.
They were just here.
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(BURPS)
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It's...too...late.
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How could you!
You ate my babies.
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You monster.
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BABY BIRD: (MUFFLED)
Mama, is that you?
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Babies?
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BABY BIRD: No, it's the
kibble talking. Of course it's
us, what took you so long?
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Oh, thank goodness, my
little mocklings are alive!
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-(CLANK)
-Ahhh!
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MA BIRD: (MUFFLED) Well,
what you waiting for? Eat me.
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(GULPS)
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MA BIRD: Babies?
BABY BIRD: Oh great, now what
are we gonna do, Mama?
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MA BIRD: We fly.
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BABY BIRD: What?
MA BIRD: You heard me. Stop
yappin' and start flappin'.
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(WINGS FLAPPING)
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(FLAPPING)
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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(THUDS)
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MA BIRD:
Maybe just one more?
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(SCRATCHING)
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(AIR WHOOSHING)
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(FLAPPING)
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MA BIRD: And drop!
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(AIR WHISTLING)
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(HUGE THUD)
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(POPPING)
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MAM BIRD: Yeah I think that'll
do it.
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Why, thank you,
my good man.
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Ahhh! I got my babies
back! Thanks for
the help, buddy.
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How can I ever repay you?
Just name it.
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This isn't exactly
what I had in mind.
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IN UNISON: (CHANTING) Om.
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Om, no thanks.