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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DOOR CREAKING)
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BEATIE: Hurry up, Hildie dear.
It's getting early.
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We don't want Aunt Agatha
to wait all night.
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Bad enough she's sick in bed
with Wiccan pox.
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HILDIE: I know.
I hope this rat noodle soup
does her some bad.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
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BEATIE: Thomas, come
out of there this instant.
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You keep your clumsy paws
off our precious potions.
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And don't even
think about going
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into that potion pantry
while we're out for the night.
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HILDIE: If so much
as a drop of potion
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has been spilled
while we're gone,
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then cat-tail stew
will be our breakfast.
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BEATIE: Now, stay out
of trouble for a change.
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(PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
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(PLAYFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(LAUGHS)
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(SNORING)
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(RATTLES)
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What! Who woke me?
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Is 6,000 years sleep
too much to ask for
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without some chump waking me
in the middle of a dream?
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Or am I wrong?
Well, now I'm up.
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Let's get this over with!
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Ta-da!
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Okay, I'm going to need
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a pumpkin, six mice,
and a ball gown.
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No, wait,
that's the wrong story.
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Three wishes,
that's the gambit.
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You get three wishes.
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Although, I don't suppose
you'd settle for two?
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It's such a deal.
Three wishes.
Whatever you want!
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Then I go back
in the bottle.
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Here, read the fine print.
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(RAPIDLY) Offer void
where prohibited.
Your mileage may vary.
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In the event of dispute,
please consult
the Tooth Fairy.
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So, what'll it be?
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A kingdom? A cheese sandwich?
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Your humble servant awaits.
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What's the matter,
cat got your tongue?
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(BANGING)
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Is that wishful thinking?
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I think that counts.
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Abracadabra! Alakazam!
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Say goodbye to that
brainless cat.
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Hello, Master, how's tricks?
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Ready for wish number two?
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I got it! One ice cream
sundae coming up.
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No, what are you dieting?
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Hyper speed is
what you need.
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Pretty neat, huh?
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Check out Mr.
Fast and Furious now.
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(DREAMY MUSIC PLAYS)
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You can slow down
to a jog at hyper speed.
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The rest of the world
stands still.
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See? We're going so fast,
to him, we're invisible.
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Wanna have a little fun?
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
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Ready on the set! And action!
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(SCREAMS)
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Cut! Print that one!
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You wished good, kid.
Help yourself to
a victory lap.
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(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Yeah, when you wished for
super speed, you forgot
to order the super brakes.
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Hi, Master.
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Ready for that
third wish yet?
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I won't rest
until you make it.
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Literally, in fact.
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Don't trust me anymore? No?
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Wait, I got just the wish.
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You could be star
of your own cartoon series,
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called Cat and Mouse!
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No, you get
top billing, right?
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The Mouse and Cat Show!
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Starring the
amazing character,
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-the little brown mouse.
-(SCREAMS)
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Whose name I didn't
seem to catch.
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Mother of Mercy!
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Pretty self-explanatory here.
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You got it, Mr. Big Shot?
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(LOUD BANGING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Now, that's what
I call a big finish.
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Well, my work is done here.
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I'm going to get back
in the bottle.
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Maybe catch a little
500-year nap.
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(PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Huh? Already?
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(SPLUTTERS) Oh, well!
His turn, I guess.
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Three wishes you get!
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Your mileage may vary.
It's all in the contract.
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Something, something.
Mariah Carey.
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So, I'm going to take
a wild guess about
that king-sized first wish.
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Yeah, I thought so.
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Sorry, kid. I don't
make the rules.
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He's my master now.
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What's next, pussycat?
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One trunk full of trouble
coming up!
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-(TOM SCREAMS)
-(ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING)
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(RUMBLING)
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(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
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(CACKLING)
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(ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING)
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Yeah, elephants
are afraid of mice.
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Not the other
way around.
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You didn't think
this one through.
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(SCREAMS)
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(RATTLING)
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(TRUMPETING)
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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(SHATTERING)
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(LIGHTNING CRACKLES)
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-WITCHES: Thomas, we're home!
-(GASPS)
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BEATIE: (GASPS)
Bad cat, Thomas.
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HILDIE: He can't say
we didn't warn him.
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HILDIE: You heat up
the cauldron.
I'll sharpen the cleaver.
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I bet you're wishing
none of this happened.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Aleka-Trebek!
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(CLOCK CHIMING)
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
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BEATIE: Hurry up, Hildie dear.
It's getting early.
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We don't want Aunt Agatha
to wait all night.
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HILDIE: I know.
I hope this rat noodle soup
does her some bad.
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Yeah, I know how
this turns out.
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But I haven't had this
much fun in 6,000 years.