(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(DOOR CREAKING)
BEATIE: Hurry up, Hildie dear. It's getting early.
We don't want Aunt Agatha to wait all night.
Bad enough she's sick in bed with Wiccan pox.
HILDIE: I know. I hope this rat noodle soup does her some bad.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
BEATIE: Thomas, come out of there this instant.
You keep your clumsy paws off our precious potions.
And don't even think about going
into that potion pantry while we're out for the night.
HILDIE: If so much as a drop of potion
has been spilled while we're gone,
then cat-tail stew will be our breakfast.
BEATIE: Now, stay out of trouble for a change.
(PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
(PLAYFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)
(LAUGHS)
(SNORING)
(RATTLES)
What! Who woke me?
Is 6,000 years sleep too much to ask for
without some chump waking me in the middle of a dream?
Or am I wrong? Well, now I'm up.
Let's get this over with!
Ta-da!
Okay, I'm going to need
a pumpkin, six mice, and a ball gown.
No, wait, that's the wrong story.
Three wishes, that's the gambit.
You get three wishes.
Although, I don't suppose you'd settle for two?
It's such a deal. Three wishes. Whatever you want!
Then I go back in the bottle.
Here, read the fine print.
(RAPIDLY) Offer void where prohibited. Your mileage may vary.
In the event of dispute, please consult the Tooth Fairy.
So, what'll it be?
A kingdom? A cheese sandwich?
Your humble servant awaits.
What's the matter, cat got your tongue?
(BANGING)
Is that wishful thinking?
I think that counts.
Abracadabra! Alakazam!
Say goodbye to that brainless cat.
Hello, Master, how's tricks?
Ready for wish number two?
I got it! One ice cream sundae coming up.
No, what are you dieting?
Hyper speed is what you need.
Pretty neat, huh?
Check out Mr. Fast and Furious now.
(DREAMY MUSIC PLAYS)
You can slow down to a jog at hyper speed.
The rest of the world stands still.
See? We're going so fast, to him, we're invisible.
Wanna have a little fun?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
Ready on the set! And action!
(SCREAMS)
Cut! Print that one!
You wished good, kid. Help yourself to a victory lap.
(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
(CROWD CHEERING)
Yeah, when you wished for super speed, you forgot to order the super brakes.
Hi, Master.
Ready for that third wish yet?
I won't rest until you make it.
Literally, in fact.
Don't trust me anymore? No?
Wait, I got just the wish.
You could be star of your own cartoon series,
called Cat and Mouse!
No, you get top billing, right?
The Mouse and Cat Show!
Starring the amazing character,
-the little brown mouse. -(SCREAMS)
Whose name I didn't seem to catch.
Mother of Mercy!
Pretty self-explanatory here.
You got it, Mr. Big Shot?
(LOUD BANGING)
(SCREAMS)
Now, that's what I call a big finish.
Well, my work is done here.
I'm going to get back in the bottle.
Maybe catch a little 500-year nap.
(PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
(SCREAMS)
Huh? Already?
(SPLUTTERS) Oh, well! His turn, I guess.
Three wishes you get!
Your mileage may vary. It's all in the contract.
Something, something. Mariah Carey.
So, I'm going to take a wild guess about that king-sized first wish.
Yeah, I thought so.
Sorry, kid. I don't make the rules.
He's my master now.
What's next, pussycat?
One trunk full of trouble coming up!
-(TOM SCREAMS) -(ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING)
(RUMBLING)
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
(CACKLING)
(ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING)
Yeah, elephants are afraid of mice.
Not the other way around.
You didn't think this one through.
(SCREAMS)
(RATTLING)
(TRUMPETING)
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
(SHATTERING)
(LIGHTNING CRACKLES)
-WITCHES: Thomas, we're home! -(GASPS)
BEATIE: (GASPS) Bad cat, Thomas.
HILDIE: He can't say we didn't warn him.
HILDIE: You heat up the cauldron. I'll sharpen the cleaver.
I bet you're wishing none of this happened.
I'll take that as a yes.
Aleka-Trebek!
(CLOCK CHIMING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
BEATIE: Hurry up, Hildie dear. It's getting early.
We don't want Aunt Agatha to wait all night.
HILDIE: I know. I hope this rat noodle soup does her some bad.
Yeah, I know how this turns out.
But I haven't had this much fun in 6,000 years.